"Ah juzt luvv wriding grab becawz ahm dumb." or something like that. or even
"JEHOOWWWAA, JEHOOWWA". or "allah o akhbar", "I smell bad because I am
muslim". "want some allah on your kebab pizza?" "ALLAAHH ALLLAAHHH WANT MORE
KEBAB INFIDEL?!" or something like that, or even "I love defending freedom and
democracy and I am a compassionate conservative, if I am elected president I
will destroy WTC, destroy Iraq and then I will destroy the world economy too."
or "GOODD JEESSUUSS WE MUST BE ANTIGAY!"