Howdy ho Americans. I am an Indo-Germanic Aryan. I enjoy talking in them
Germanic languages. My ancestors were Finns and Swede-Finns. I sure enjoy my
president "Aryan Halonen". She has red hair like a true Scandinavian. I am
Scandinavian too. I am more of the blonde type than of the dark type.

I want to tell you a story. About a little man. If I can. A gnome named
Grimble Grumble. And little gnomes stay in their homes. Eating, sleeping,
drinking their wine.