I am COMPASSIONATE, freedom-democracy lover. GOMBASSIONADE! Heebl geebl deebl!

Well, hmm... Yeah... I don't think I'm a real liberal, I think I'm a
conservative and I think the liberal parties that I vote for represent my
conservative values.

Erm... In the 1800's there was this problem, there was this problem that
liberals believed in Aryans etc, but Hitler wanted to get rid of liberals,
communists and social democrats, so he put them to concentration camps. The
original concentration camps were for leftists. The Jews were only put there
later because they couldn't all be deported to Israel. That's a bad thing!
It's a genocide! I've read from the net that Jews are Khazars, a
Semitic-Turkic-Aryan tribe! I don't think we need to be genociding any
Middle-Eastern-Caucasian populations. In fact, we don't need to genocide
anyone. In that matter I am a liberal, but my values are conservative:
Lutheranism, Social Democracy, Market Economy, Statism, Socialism. Yes,
Socialism is a conservative value nowadays. Believe me, it is.