%Narrator enters stage
%Narrator says 'Welcome to amphitheatre to see battified version of "Vintiöt -
Tallinnan tuliaiset" presented by Ahvensurma and Hymn.'
%Narrator says 'The scene starts when Jyrki and Eija has just arrived back to
home from their trip to Lorenchia.'
%Narrator finishes 'Please enjoy the show, food and drinks!'
%Eija says 'OMG that was so amazing cruise to lorenchia that OMG'
%Eija says 'even as we had merely rowboat but we humped that much at OMG'
%Jyrki says 'Perkele ! I forgot to close our door.'
%Eija sits on couch
%Eija says 'but we lost nothing'
%Jyrki sits on couch
%Jyrki says 'What did you buy from there ?'
%Eija says 'Torches, those were so cheap'
%Jyrki says 'Look what i brought you from guy behind that shop'
%Eija says 'OMG, OMG, OMG you are so OMG'
%Jyrki says 'Guess who is batmuds best bard?'
%Eija says 'OMG OMG is that The singing and dancing sword (tm)'
More (18%) [qpbns?]Brokus bows his head for a moment.

%Eija starts singing and dancing happily
%Jyrki says 'But fucks about it'
%Jyrki says 'Guess, this would cost thousands of mithril in arelium but that
guy had pricing at correct level'
%Jyrki says 'But Fuck, I think theres half too much in 50gp too.'
%Eija OMG
%Jyrki digs sword from his backpack
%Eija says 'Omg,omg'
%Eija hugs Jyrki
%Jyrki says 'Throw that lamp that your mother made to hell from the floor'
%Eija says 'Omg, lets not take it, lets watch behind it'
%Jyrki says 'Lets see what this sword has in its performance'
%Jyrki places sword on floor
%Jyrki starts staring the sword
%Eija stares the sword intensivelly but nothing happens
%Eija says 'I dont get this performance'
%Jyrki says 'PERKELE!!!!'
More (36%) [qpbns?]Air is caught by sudden enlightment.
Brokus turns green gasping for air.

%Jyrki says 'Bloody hell !'
%Jyrki says 'PERKELE!!!'
%Eija says 'Dont stress, it wasnt that bad, sword looked fine anyway'
%Eija says 'We can use it as paper weight'
%Eija says 'Look what I got from the gitfshop.'
%Eija pulls a long, wrapped object from the bag.
%Eija says 'The shop clerk told that this present contains a supprise weapon
with the high value!'
%Eija says 'It only cost 5000 gold coins.'
%Eija rips off the wrapping and shovel falls out.
%Eija says 'OMG!'
%Jyrki says 'PERKELE!!!'
%Jyrki says 'Didn't I tell you not to buy anything from that giftshop!'
%Jyrki takes the shovel and reshapes the lamp with it.
%Eija says 'OMG, calm down!'
%Eija says 'It's a fine shovel. Now I have a tool which I can use to plant
flowers in the garden.'
%Eija says 'Show me what else did you got from the lorenchia!'
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%Eija shakes in the excitement
%Jyrki searches his backpack again and finds a small paper bag.
%Jyrki says 'See, here is something what I call a good deal!'
%Jyrki shows the paper bag with the label "Magic carrots".
%Jyrki says 'I got this from the marketplace.'
%Jyrki says 'Old lady was very nice and she was selling these practically for
free. Cost only few copper coins.'
%Jyrki says 'These carrots has healing effects.'
%Jyrki picks up the shovel again and hands it to Eija.
%Jyrki says 'Take the shovel and hit me!'
%Eija says 'OMG, I can not hit you with the shovel. It's gonna hurt you.'
%Jyrki demands 'Hit me hard!'
%Eija says 'OMG, OMG!'
%Eija swings Jyrki hard in the forehead with the shovel and immediately blood
starts to burst out.
%Jyrki moans in agony as the blow hurts him really bad.
%Jyrki says 'Don't worry. I'll be fine in a few seconds.'
%Jyrki takes a bite from the carrot but nothing happens. Blood is still
pouring out from the forehead.
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%Jyrki says 'PERKELE!!!'
%Jyrki eats the whole carrot and yet another one but still no relief for the
pain.
%Jyrki curses again 'PERKELE!!! These are just plain carrots!
%Jyrki says 'This is just shit! Now I'm really getting angry!'
%Jyrki digs his backpack for potions
%Jyrki says 'Fucking hell, im going to need youth potion to calm down'
%Eija says 'oh, you bought youth, omg you are so omg'
%Jyrki founds small pack of holding potions (2/10) labeled as youth
%Jyrki gets 2 potions labeled as youth from pack
%Eija says 'Omg i love youth'
%Eija drinks potion labeled as youth
%Jyrki drinks potion too
%Eija is struck by strong lag
%Jyrki slows down a lot, struck by lag.
%Eija says 'I'm still old !'
%Jyrki says 'PERKELEEEEE!!!'
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%Eija says 'O'
%Eija says 'M'
%Eija says 'G'
%Ahvensurma enters stage
%Ahvensurma bows
%Hymn enters stage
%Hymn bows