Living with women -  Vol. Lapland

15km of skiing behind, right after this painful long climb:

She (panting loudly): Want to take front or back?
Me: Oh... my choosing? (Little pause) Hrm, or did you mean now and not later
evening?!
She: (deep muttering and growling)
-> Dead silence for the next 2-3km

Mental note: Sports and dirty jokes wont work that well with girls.