<---------^--------->  Loc:    Sea in central Laenor
|                   |  Exits:  north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest,
|                   |          southeast, southwest
|                   |  
|        ~~~        |  Restless waters swell back and forth, never ceasing.
|      ~~~~~~s      |  White-crested surges can be as tall as a building.
<      SS~*~~~      >  Countless fathoms of salty water hide many a secret in
|      SSSS~~~      |  their cold, dark depths. These unpredictable waters are
|        SSS        |  usually stormy and perilous; home to white,
|                   |  slender-winged sea birds as well as monsters of the
|                   |  deep, unknown to man. The still water here is very
|                   |  deep.
<---------v--------->  
a tiny gnome wearing a kilt, playing golf
Gnome says 'I could use a caddie to carry my clubs.'

I guess he didnt quite made into "par" in this hole.