You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you powerfully perforate Crawen causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.
Crawen exclaims 'Let me suck your bleeding nipples!'
You go 'BRRR!' and relentlessy deliver bone crunching blows!
Crawen drops to the ground ready to die and says
   'Please, strike me in the crotch. Strike me really hard.'
You grab a torch from the walls and throw it at Crawen.
You exclaim 'DIE! BURN! BURN YOU SICK SICK BITCH!'
Crawens body burns with wild flames filling the air with the sweet scent of
victory.