An engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot ans miserable, so he decides to
take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things
cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor hammed, so he unjams it. People
can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he
fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they geyt hundreds of
channels, although they still cannot watch Breaking Bad on AMC.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell and see how his grand design is
working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks.
He asks the Devil what's up?
The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer."

"What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have
been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately."

The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him."

God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs. "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"