me:  well, thank you, i'd like to first thank the great discombobulation that
produced the human race, and of course destiny, which arranged for me to be
standing in the flightpath of this.. what i can only call.. the 747 of
awards..

me:  i'd also like to thank my cords and  sinews, that allowed me to lift my
arms, and the fine motor sensors that allowed me to grip, with a slight
provisio of unspoken regret that i couldnt handle its prodigious weight with a
tail.. whichme:  i think you will admit, were.. um
 
me:  not nearly as attractive on a baboon as they are on a cat