Several large bangs thunder repeatedly, causing a stinging pain in your ears.
The wails of screaming soldiers are heard. A scorched scent creeps into the
room.
Suddenly...   silence.
Burglefloogah's voice booms throughout the realm,
  'Behold the carnage which you have created. Receive this gift
   as a sign of my gratitude.'
A small frog hops in and goes 'Rhiiiibit' and hops out..
  ..leaving a scaly black finger guard, made of thorns behind.
Congratulations! You have just completed Tides of war!

Thanks Nepos for leading this. \o/