Wince Neil, Arto Shruggare, Peter Stormare and Julian Assacre went to a bar in
Kepustan...

Wince winced after sipping his drink, got up in anger and left.
Arto watched Wince and only shrugged his shoulders and left, too.
Peter stormed the place and drank all the booze while Julian sat watching.
Afterwards, Julian tried to ASSACRE the bar staff, but failed horribly and got
arrested. He is still in jail.
Moral of the story:
What moral? You think there's a moral to every stupid story? Ok, the moral of
the story is: Don't drink and MUD.