23 Oct 2013: You join the Organization of Sailors!
26 Oct 2014: You currently have 1800 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Focusing hard, you pull forth a quiet 'AAarrrrr.'
29 Apr 2015: You currently have 3200 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Puffing up your chest, you let out a decent 'AAArrrrr.'
04 Jan 2018: You currently have 6250 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             With the barest of efforts, you bark out a resounding
             'AAAARRrrrr.'
07 Sep 2021: You currently have 10800 reputation in the Merchant Marines.
             Eyes blazing, you give forth an undeniable 'AAAARRRrrrrr.'

Next step prolly in 2025 or something, seriously this shit needs a minor
tweak...