A short story I wrote to explain who I am as my new facebook account /
profile:

Akim was born in the cold desert of Oulu. He quickly found himself friends in
Markus, Arttu, Janne and others from Maikkula, Oulu, Finland, The World, Milky
Way, The Universum.
After growing up some and being a teenager his favourite past times included
running in snow while playing an electric guitar and eating mokkapaloja and
burping rudely while sipping a cup of coffee with milk.
As an adult, this Akim, this wonderful but very strange person decided that
enough is enough and destroyed a whole bunch of mokkapaloja and drained all
the coffee from every pot throughout Maikkula, Oulu, Finland, The World, Milky
Way, The Universum.
Then he lit up a cigarette, smiled rudely and very weirdly and asked, almost
silently, with a whisper:
"Can you even palindrome?!?!?!"
The End (but might continue after a while)