A huge glowing EYE stares intently at Spearhead from the sky.
Upornik (bat): probed?
Kuunkukka [bat]: that must be Sauron, beckoning you to the dark side
Kuunkukka [bat]: no other possible explanation
(bat): Rhoads gives a thumbs up to Kuunkukka.
Rhoads (bat): yeah Sauron wants Spearhead to join the dark side... I hear he
has milk and cookies
Kohothegreat {bat}: on paper? unbreaded!

A booming voice suddenly speaks 'Hello .. uh *knock* is this on? Yes, hello.
It is I, the god LAS. So I heard there's been some tempting to evil going on.
I can tell you, the dark side does NOT have cookies, or milk. So, don't give
in. Stay good. Good is .. good! Evil is dumb and stupid and we don't want
that!'

Ggr <bat>: Praise Las! \:D/
(bat): Rhoads rolls on the floor laughing.
Rhoads (bat): hail santa and dylsexia!
Tatza (ideas): W: Possibility to do nunliberator
Glaurung (wanted): just 1

A booming, snarling, evil voice suddenly speaks 'BAH! Las is obviously lying.
It is I, AZATOTH, speaking .. we DO have cookies AND milk, and plenty of them
too. Everyone is welcome, you don't have to be super evil to join the dark
side .. we can always work on that. Unlike those silly GOOD aligned morons,
they are all racist against us evil ones. Come join us, we're recruiting NOW!'

<bat>: Ggr gasps in astonishment.
Glaurung (bat): cookies AND milk ?
(bat): Rhoads thinks this appears to be the work of either Ggr, or Satan.
Zandrea {bat}: evil cookies and milk ,)