santa just gave me a chicken marsalla... are the presents only good the first week or summin'?
(19:10) You tell Tugmeno 'niiiiiight going to bed then probably reincing my main and buying a pcity and reincing my secondary if i have any money left' (19:10) Tugmeno tells you 'er..' (19:10) You tell Tugmeno 'and just trading their armour from 1 to the other' (19:10) You tell Tugmeno 'pcity room*' (19:10) You tell Tugmeno 'LMFAO' (19:11) Tugmeno tells you 'ah' (19:11) You tell Tugmeno 'heh' yar i can barely scrounge enough money/xp to be a real player i laughs at his politeness!
You are done with the chant. You clap hands and whisper 'koko mudi kuntoon, hep' (heal all) You feel like you healed 107 players.
Darkki hugs you. i'm a tarm and soooooo okay with this does that make me a heretic?
an ancient chaos drake, light's demise You move with elven grace and *CRACK* what the hell was that? A twig?! Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush! hp: 466 (466) [] sp: 590 (688) [] ep: 3 (230) cash: 20 [] exp: 8798 [] south You make some crunching sounds as you walk in the snow. south south You are so exhausted. south hp: 465 (466) [-1] sp: 590 (688) [] ep: -8 (230) cash: 20 [] exp: 8798 [] tell ** holy hello kitty You tell Bledsoe, Tugmeno (idle 1h, 37min and 27s), Cork, Miger (idle 1h, 58min and 31s) and Xortoth 'holy hello kitty' damn straight i ran You tell Bledsoe, Tugmeno (idle 1h, 38min and 6s), Cork, Miger (idle 1h, 59min and 10s) and Xortoth 'blogged' You tell Bledsoe (busy), Tugmeno (idle 1h, 38min and 20s), Cork, Miger (idle 1h, 59min and 24s) and Xortoth (busy) 'an ancient chaos drake, light's demise' Xortoth tells Bledsoe, Tugmeno, Cork, Miger and you ':P' You tell Bledsoe, Tugmeno (idle 1h, 39min and 22s), Cork, Miger (idle 2h and 26s) and Xortoth 'i think that's bull that i can get ambushed by a blort but outrun a dragon but i'm not complaining XD'
(18:31) You tell Bledsoe 'are you an original player? or do you know the story of keat cause seriously why put an npc in hell forever' (18:32) Ghost of Keat tells you 'bish' (18:33) You tell Bledsoe 'new blog entry' (18:33) You tell Tarken (busy) 'did you do that...' (18:37) Tarken tells you 'Do what?' (18:37) You tell Tarken (busy) 'check my last blog' (18:37) Tarken tells you 'No, Keat is an actual person :P' (18:38) You tell Tarken (busy) 'why they in hell all the time?' (18:38) Tarken tells you 'no clue' (18:38) You tell Tarken (busy) 'i dun believes you' (18:38) Tarken tells you 'just some person here to chat' (18:38) Bledsoe tells you 'i thought he/she was real' (18:39) You tell Bledsoe (busy) 'didn't know that, tarken says they're real too' (18:39) You tell Keat (idle 6min and 47s) (dead) 'why are you in hell oO' (18:39) You tell Bledsoe 'why they in hell?' (18:39) @Bledsoe shrugs at you. (18:40) Ghost of Keat tells you 'no one can harrass me here and I can idle in peace' (18:40) You tell Keat (dead) 'ah'
(18:31) You emote to Keat (dead) 'pokes you in the ribs.' (18:32) Ghost of Keat tells you 'bish' ... my bad
You are done with the chant. You clap hands and whisper 'koko mudi kuntoon, hep' (heal all) You feel like you healed 110 players.
You are done with the chant. You clap hands and whisper 'koko mudi kuntoon, hep' (heal all) You feel like you healed 106 players. my first 100 XD
You are done with the chant. You clap hands and whisper 'koko mudi kuntoon, hep' (heal all) You fumble the spell. You harmed a total of 128 hit points. hp: 445 (445) [] sp: -1086 (543) [-1629] ep: 220 (220) cash: 0 [] exp: 5689 [] Angry tells you 'hp: 86 (957) [-107] sp: 45 (45) [] ep: 288 (331) cash: 0 [] exp: 86213 []' Misery tells you '-125' Angry tells you 'you almost got me' Tulkas tells you 'rockin if you made some pkills with one of them =)'
[03:51]:Tarken <bat>: I'm drunk and cold and alone and Abyssal refuses to come to bed and snuggle. [03:52]:Eronk (bat): well she didn't marry me either [03:52]:Eronk (bat): so you're not alone [03:54]:Tarken <bat>: She is a cold woman, breaking hearts all over the mud tonight. 03:52) Tulkas tells you 'mebbe u too terribly cute with your demeanor, you probly matching or out cutifying some old player' (03:52) You tell Tulkas (fighting) 'LMFAO i'd be more amused if they weren't being so creepy' (03:53) Tulkas tells you 'ewwww, creepiness' (03:53) You tell Tulkas 'creepier cause ******* wants to sodomize me and ******* is in mental health clinic' (03:54) Tulkas tells you 'tell tarken to check in with eronk and have at.' (03:57) Tarken tells you 'The wedding is off.' (03:58) Tarken tells you 'No mansion and white picket fence for you.' ... it's the new shoes....
Bank transfer from Zinko of 25000.00 gold: Gift to a poor newbie [03:45]:(bat): Malicat falls down laughing. [03:50]:Rekcedien [bat]: that was mean :( [03:50]:Eronk (bat): yeah [03:50]:Eronk (bat): who's the drunk wiz now [03:51]:Sparhawk {bat}: here i was gonna transfer it back :P [03:51]:Panthos (bat): wait what :D [03:51]:Abyssal [bat]: that was mean... [03:51]:(bat): Malicat rolls on the floor laughing. [03:51]:Abyssal [bat]: wow they got so much spam i'm sure [03:51]:Tarken <bat>: I'm drunk and cold and alone and Abyssal refuses to come to bed and snuggle. [03:51]:Garok [bat]: nah, different people in everyone's echo [03:52]:Eronk (bat): well she didn't marry me either [03:52]:Eronk (bat): so you're not alone [03:52]:Angry [bat]: that as damn awesome [03:52]:Zhaozhi [bat]: i missed it, what was the echo? [03:52]:[bat]: Zhaozhi perks up her ears at the conversation and starts paying more attention. [03:52]:Angry [bat]: bank transfer of 25k
From distance you hear Tarken singing 'So get on your knees and put that heart to work!' one of many random moments
xpleecher? 1. 02/11/11 | a small dwarf, looking at you greedily, 7863 exp in newbie mountain?
Info: You have just been reamed by somebody significantly larger than you. ....
oO Puppaz whispers to you 'Abyssal will DIE!' finger puppaz Puppaz is a level 56 elder of the Duergar race. He was created Sat Jul 26 20:07:37 2008 and he is 172d, 4h, 23min and 56s old. He was last on Mon Oct 31 12:13:22 2011 (4h, 30min and 40s ago). He is the leader of the Duergar race. He has a secondary character, Nihilaus. He has 1 piece of unread mail. He has killed: an abbess of Lumine, the head mistre.., 51694 exp Lakamaar, the lizard lord, 21466 exp (party of 2) how'd he do that Oo
[21:00]:Ghost of Superlapa (ghost): What in fuck? How have does this happened again to me? I cannot the manner believe that you from they that such as me less obtains happy its advantage, weet I that I am weakness, to which you do not give the right me to attack! Thousand penis on your faces for this! [21:01]:Mallarch (ghost): cocaine is a helluva drug [21:01]:[ghost]: Crocop agrees with Mallarch fully.
You die. You regenerate astonishingly fast. You avoid the death! You are no longer unconscious. bad...ass!
A ferocious griffon is hunting [Led By:Angry] Angry Gorilla the Dwarf is from the future Juggernaugt, the toxic scorpion [Rider:Angry] angry me if i had a penis i guess XD
(03:58) You tell Angry 'i'm bard and fumbling kings feast summons and old gremlin' (03:59) You tell Angry 'got 3 already XD' (03:59) Angry tells you 'I don't know about taming those :o' (03:59) You tell Angry 'on roth by cevi village' (03:59) You tell Angry (busy) 'is different when you tame stuff oO' (04:00) You tell Angry 'different beasts require different training techniques' (04:01) You tell Angry 'you tame eels? you should ride a moray eel instead of ferry or ship, or did you get that dolphin O.O tame a whale!!!!!' (04:01) You tell Angry 'name it aquaman's pride' (04:02) Angry tells you 'I actually did tame a blue hale and try riding it between continents...' (04:02) You tell Angry 'YES omg you rock XD XD XD'
[01:17]:Tarken <bat>: ask for body+ invite, ss for workout and lifting enthusiasts [01:17]:Amd (bat): ... [01:17]:(bat): Tonto smacks his head, muttering 'duh!' under his breath. [01:17]:Rhoads [wanted]: invites to oulu+, tissi(t)+, porn+ and the like [01:17]:Amd (bat): body+ who about I can benchpress 250, why would I need 150iq+ [01:18]:Amd (bat): how! [01:18]:Tarken <bat>: ...? 10][01:18]:Tarken <bat>: I have a 98th percentile IQ and a 98th percentile fitness ranking. What is the problem? [01:18]:Rhoads [bat]: hrm, but what if I can benchpress 300 AND have an iq of 150+ ? feeling inadequate
(15:19) Tulkas tells you 'tazliel has her prettyponykissysleepoverdoingnailsfur ryfriendssquad guild sec , we shud do a quadruple tzarack party with deathwish some time.. huge pile of furry friends'
wow i'm bad on my main on my secondary i'm just ashamed seriously this is pathetic, all i got is wibble and i still have to take breaks to heal
(21:27) Miger tells Deathwish, Tugmeyes and you 'im not idle. im so drunk it took me 1,5 hrs to make this rwply coherent..' (Thu Oct 13 21:53:04 2011) that...is...AWESOME
(18:00) Tulkas tells you 'i keep my hand out of my pants when im mudding so my entity does not get whacked' yes i blog the silly moments in life and for those who have yet to figure it out i am JILLIAN if you don't like it stop reading -.-
today's lesson [17:33]:Ghost of Tugmeyes [ghost]: every nice explore ends with a mob that sees invisible
Riftwalkers Entity! Gotta catch them all! Oh, it's you and me! I know it's my destiny! Entity! Oh! You're my best friend, in a world we must defend! i hope to god i don't get banned for that XD or worse O.O II
Riftwalkers! Controlling Mecha of pure energy! Rock On! All your base are belong to us!
(12:45) Tarken tells Bledsoe, Tulkas, Tugmeno and you 'I'm gonna fuck you til you bleed outta holes you never knew you had.' (Thu Oct 13 05:31:21 2011) (12:45) Tarken tells Bledsoe, Tulkas, Tugmeno and you '<3' (Thu Oct 13 05:31:32 2011) was wondering why i was having nightmares....
this song makes me sad, the first part of hannah's quest makes me wanna cry haven't figured out second XD The ballerina sings: And if I die today I'll be the HAPPY Phantom The ballerina sings: And I'll go chasin' the nuns out in the yard The ballerina sings: And I'll run naked through the streets without my mask on The ballerina sings: And I will never need umbrellas in the rain The ballerina sings: I'll wake up in strawberry fields every day The ballerina sings: And the atrocities of school I can forgive 1]The ballerina sings: The HAPPY phantom has no right to bitch
[09:35]:Abyssal [tunes]: it is not for mudders to understand the will of the gods A warm breath of divine power suddenly engulfs you! You feel your whole body starts to regenerate at an incredible speed, your wounds closing and lost stamina coming back faster than ever before. You have been blessed by Arakorni, enjoy adventuring.
(17:55) Freds tells you 'lmfao' (17:55) You tell Freds 'what?' (17:55) Freds tells you 'now was the first time i finger you' (17:55) You tell Freds 'XD puppaz? he's funny' (17:56) Freds tells you 'i didnt know thats You:) nice to see you Jillian' (17:56) You tell Freds 'd'oh! wow awkward' (17:56) You tell Freds 'wow you were talking to random stranger XD XD XD' i's stealthy like ninja XD XD XD