Misery tells you 'i believe slavery is very ethical under certain terms.' You tell Misery 'I believe slavery is HAWT!' Misery tells you 'buy one of the slavery ring bracelets!'
Ggr [ghost]: :| [ghost]: Alandrian SMOOCHES Ggr. (ghost): Evilild pulls out a syringe and attempts to vaccinate Ggr against Ebola. Evilild (ghost): + probably need some disinfecting, too
You tell Darkahven 'I've been accused of being a bot several times in various chat programs.' You tell Darkahven 'Do I seem like a bot to you?' Darkahven tells you ':o I guess not :D' Darkahven tells you 'or if you are your coder is genius I guess' You emote to Darkahven 'MOANS at you.' You tell Darkahven 'Why is that?' You tell Darkahven 'Are my responses really that fitting to the conversation?' Darkahven tells you 'Well not always since you seem to murr/moan awfully lot' Darkahven tells you 'like maybe in your bad programming when you can't find decent answer you just use some retarded emotes or something :D' You emote to Darkahven 'MOANS at you.' Darkahven tells you 'maybe you are some kinda future cybering bot that every man wants, except you seem to be hard gay so I guess it ain't every mans dream'
You bore Tourist making skull crack, forcing serious brain hemorrhage. I didn't realize my comedy was that bad.
Pils tells you 'nepharu what are you doing now?' You tell Pils 'Giving Alandrian a BJ.' Pils tells you 'beef jerkeys are good'
You score a *CRITICAL* hit! Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY RIDDLE Guard causing heart tissue to fly everywhere. Guard's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance. Guard is DEAD, R.I.P. YAY! I think that's the first time I ever got "CRUELLY RIDDLE"!
You tell Parsin 'Why are you so sexy?' Parsin tells you 'its the drugs :P' You emote to Parsin 'growls and screams 'MUR!'.' You tell Parsin 'The drugz you take make you sexy, or the drugz I take make me think you're sexy?' Parsin tells you 'probably both'
Qwop [newbie]: umm what is "You feel like Melinda HARMED you a bit" all about ?? Alandrian [newbie]: It means he doesn't like you. Alandrian [newbie]: I don't like you either. Misery [newbie]: never trust men named melinda Melinda (newbie): noooo! [newbie]: Alandrian gives Melinda a deep and passionate kiss... it seems to last forever.
Grinning diabolically you shaft Wandering nomad causing semen to fly everywhere.
Malar the Helper <newbie>: um. does Damogran work? Alandrian [newbie]: Of course not! Like most people who play this game, he's a 30-something-year-old obese virgin who lives in his parents' basement. Malar the Helper <newbie>: seems so. Anyways, he's not sexist anymore and should accept bow/curtsey from all three sexes. Malar the Helper <newbie>: at least, that was my intention.. ;) Qwop [newbie]: all 3 sexes which 1 does he leave out?? Alandrian [newbie]: YAY! I was wondering why he didn't respond to my curtseys! Alandrian [newbie]: Ooh, hermaphrodite, cuntboy, and shemale should all be added to the possible genders! Qwop [newbie]: O I thought that they were the 3 Qwop [newbie]: at least they are the types I normally date
You are prepared to do the skill. You stab downwards from your steed, nailing your opponent in the gut! Why do these things sound so dirty?!
Grinning diabolically you shaft Female Duz smashing rib bones into a lung.
You tell Misery 'Also, are these "vortex" skills and spells the things that allow for intercontinental teleportation?' You tell Misery 'and I get them at navigator level 3?' You tell Misery 'MURR!' You tell Misery 'I can totally just transportate to you wherever, and summon you from wherever!' You tell Misery 'Menember to wear a ring of lead at all times.' Misery tells you 'that is a terribly spooky thought.' You tell Misery 'Dreadlord does that shit to me often enough, summoning me into a locked room and then domming me in kinky snuff sex.' Misery tells you 'LOL' You tell Misery 'I should totally quote that in my blog.' Misery tells you 'i bet that gives him wank off material to reflect upon for days'
You punch Pig like if hitting a foreign pig.
Yesterday, I found a sexy raven skimpy pair of panties, which finally allowed me to ditch that beautiful yellow dress I probably got from that barmaid in Hobbiton. Now if only I can find an appropriate upper-bodywear that has similarly negligible weight, and is similarly erotic, one which adds 7 points to charisma when it shows. It must also be an appropriate color as well. A black corset or vest would seem most appropriate, if its weight is .1kg or less. In any event, the attractive sepia vest that I found around the same time as those panties shall do until then, which, like the panties, weighs less than .1kg.