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Posted: 03 Jan 2011 22:18 [ permalink ]
| Spider demon banishment         66% -    7       1   14.29% |
Posted: 03 Jan 2011 14:49 [ permalink ]
A little voice inside your head warns you that killing is bad.
Yeah right.
Posted: 13 Dec 2010 15:12 [ permalink ]
Human fills up his cheeks with air and exhales 'zot zur sanc'
A lightning bolt hits you.
Human exclaims 'I swear, I'm on your side!'
Posted: 29 Nov 2010 23:53 [ permalink ]
30 megs exp and only 12k rep in this reinc. 3rd birth is closer than
eldership..
Posted: 10 Nov 2010 14:58 [ permalink ]
Mark claps his hands and whispers 'judicandus pzarcumus'
Mark hesitates as he casts minor heal.
Mark's spell makes you feel much better!
Posted: 08 Nov 2010 05:44 [ permalink ]
You have UNGODLY protection against general damage.
You have unearthly protection against bashing.
You have UNGODLY protection against cutting.
You have unearthly protection against stabbing.
Your armour cover is practically non-existent.
Your armour improves your general protection to be UNGODLY.
Your armour improves your protection against bashing to be UNGODLY.
Your armour improves your protection against cutting to be UNGODLY.
Your armour improves your protection against stabbing to be UNGODLY.
2 x shadow armour with offgear ftw.
Posted: 06 Nov 2010 20:04 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
Your enemy gasps as you pound a wound across its forehead!
A large cavity replaces Unicorn's chest.
Unicorn is DEAD, R.I.P.
You feel like you just got slightly better in pound.
Ihme renkki ku tulee skill-uppeja.
Posted: 04 Nov 2010 17:57 [ permalink ]
You have been RESURRECTED!
You enter the corpse.
You feel a bit older.
Your mystical defenses protect you from aging.
<3<3<3
Posted: 04 Nov 2010 15:58 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You jump up and begin dancing around the room. You start hooting and howling
loudly and begin hopping around. Then you start crashing into everything and
everyone in the room. Finally, in a climax of emotion you raise your weapons
in
the air and shout 'FOR GROO!'
Your barbaric senses take over you!
You headbutt your head three times rapidly in the ground and go 'GROO GROO
GROO!'
You exclaim 'We are HORDE!'
YOU FEEL AS IF YOU WERE GROO HIMSELF!
You feel like you just got slightly better in enrage.
Posted: 03 Nov 2010 15:32 [ permalink ]
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
You are prepared to do the skill.
Camping indoors is not nearly as comfortable, but perhaps you
will at least dream of the wilderness while you sleep.
n
yaeysa pwwhn ot doy neohha gsipmac fo yrwtnam tawrg rdoy TdB
Using your sleeping bag you rest a little better.
You look around and find a suitable spot on the ground to rest for
a little while.
You lie down and begin to rest for a while.
Your mastery of camping allows you to sleep extra soundly.
You wake up!
Posted: 02 Nov 2010 09:45 [ permalink ]
Lost 2.4m cash and 1.5m exp in restore -> vitutusreinc, then I realized I lost
the other weapon I had in store for it..
Posted: 29 Oct 2010 21:34 [ permalink ]
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your spear from getting scratched.
You miss.
Furry squirrel misses.
Posted: 29 Oct 2010 17:29 [ permalink ]
The following messages seem to vibrate from a cotton pot helm:
It is called pot helm and identified as 'pot helm', 'a cotton pot helm',
'helm'
and 'cotton helm'.
It takes the following slots: head.
It will not improve your str.
Kaikkia muita statteja nostaa?
Posted: 29 Oct 2010 16:28 [ permalink ]
Toxic snail dodges.
Tulipa kova olo.
Posted: 29 Oct 2010 16:12 [ permalink ]
The bird goes 'MUAH' at you.
Posted: 28 Oct 2010 17:48 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You CRUELLY RIDDLE  Azekian.
Real tanks probably stuncrit that.
Posted: 27 Oct 2010 17:27 [ permalink ]
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| 17:00   22546: Murrough Murhamies the Orc                                  
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| 17:01   12095: Hair Of the Duck                                            
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| 17:04   19630: Saigere Khislanth the Human                                 
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| 17:06   11419: Spica Sensitive the Thrikhren                               
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| 17:13   12657: Tackle the Duck                                             
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| 17:18   18435: Darkahven DarkHaven the Troll                               
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| 17:21   13286: Nazrix the Thrikhren                                        
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| 17:22    8563: Corto Eschaton the Tinmen                                   
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| 17:27   13222: Miger Mushroom the Elf                                      
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Posted: 27 Oct 2010 17:24 [ permalink ]
a red christmas hat with a jingle bell (fake) (fake) (fake) (fake) (fake)
(fake) (fake) (fake)

Posted: 27 Oct 2010 01:08 [ permalink ]
Not a horrible day, 4 books of ancient knowledge.
Posted: 26 Oct 2010 20:11 [ permalink ]
You try to force the box with your spear.
You force with all your might but cannot break the box open.
You try to force the box with your spear.
You force hard and manage to bust the box open!
A burst of acid shoots at you from the box!!
That really HURT!
Your skin MELTS exposing your internal organs!
You are knocked off your mount!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
1k+ dama chesteistä rokkaa. No, tuli sentää päivän toinen buukki.
Posted: 26 Oct 2010 18:37 [ permalink ]
,-------------------------------------------------.
| Effects (Aleksi)                | Lasts         |
|=================================================|
| Protection from aging           | For now       |
| Shadow armour                   | 2min and 20s  |
| Airsteel                        | 2min and 20s  |
`-------------------------------------------------´
ungodly prots gnollille amuleteista ftw
Posted: 26 Oct 2010 16:37 [ permalink ]
Your head feels sooooo empty.
Posted: 26 Oct 2010 14:36 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about hiding.
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