No.. I ain't dead... yet. See my wizard homepage for contact details if you
wish to do so.

RlrlrlRLRLLRLGRLGRLGlglglglgl! 

oh lord, won't you buy me a powermac G5,
my friends all play online games, dance the high-FPS jive,
I didn't work much all my lifetime, but I want an online life,
oh lord, won't you buy me a powermac G5.


oh lord, won't you buy me that new card from ATI,
world of warcraft is soon coming by,
I wait for delivery each day until five, 
oh lord, won't you buy me that new card from ATI.


oh lord, won't you buy me nights that last double time,
I'm counting on you, lord, please don't let me down,
prove that you love me and toss me a dime,
oh lord, won't you buy me nights that last double time.

(janice joplin: mercedes benz)

"A computer is like an air conditioner.  It stops working when you open
windows."

Dude [wanted]: way to in abandoned house

*covers his eyes*

*starts to cry*

"I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the
past. I think the past was not predictable when it started." - Donald Rumsfeld

"Well I was thinking about something with a working title of "Another
Incredibly Commercial Christmas" that would cover things like credit card
debt, Wal-Mart, the stock market, media/advertising dollars, consumer
purchasing profiles, spam, etc, and would avoid anything to do with giving,
cheer, goodwill or peace. 

23 more days... Man, I need to start working on my xmas spirit. :-( " -
anonymous

Blitzer <wiz>: I got so energetic from this chatting so I'll do it myself

Szilard [fnord+]: Ewige, code us the damn emote already!
<fnord+>: Ewige gives suspicious looks to everyone.
Ewige <fnord+>: for what?
Ewige <fnord+>: fnordly?
Szilard [fnord+]: fnord!
Szilard [fnord+]: fnordly would be the adverb
Szilard [fnord+]: fnord for an action
Boot [fnord+]: fnord!
Ewige <fnord+>: so erm.. get aydjen to do it! =)
Ewige <fnord+>: or hey...
Ewige <fnord+>: wonder if i can mak a giuld emote
[fnord+]: Boot loops fnordly about the room
Szilard [fnord+]: good for multi-purpose, like smurf or fuck

yeah.... exactly *<:o)

"Der gesunde Menschenverstand ist die Summe aller Vorurteile, die sich bis zum
18. Lebensjahr im Bewusstsein festgesetzt haben."
                                                Albert Einstein

"Common sense is the sum total of all the biases and prejudices people have
accumulated in their minds by the age of 18."
                                                Albert Einstein

typoing is cool now:

"You are now a Wizard." 
I mean, yes .... I know ;-)

project #1, furniture for ships; status: done


expect more in that direction :)  

Yrden (dutch+): bored 
Wabbit [dutch+]: do something 
Yrden (dutch+): no 

yes, it's true, I wizzed :o)

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and
wrong.

H. L. Mencken

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore,
if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not
smart enough to debug it.

Brian W. Kernighan

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when
you do, you blow away your whole leg!


 Bjarne Stroustrup

"You spend twenty years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in
your bedroom, and then you're so poisoned by quicksilver fumes and half-blind
from reading old grimoires that you can't remember what happens next." (Terry
Pratchett, The Colour Of Magic)

You move with elven grace and the aggressive Aydjen does not notice you.

First place: the DLP Caravel -=<({[ ~Ringlet~ ]})>=-

Yay! :-)
(news display tales 484)

You finish digging the grave and toss the corpse of Ghost in.

You pay 44890 gold and advance a level.
[bard]: Aydjen reaches the final level of the guild!
Guardian <bard>: Aydjen has reached his previous level in bards' guild
(Professional bard)
Congratulations!

Being alone, you try to follow yourself and fail miserably.

Namo thinks this appears to be the work of either Aydjen's Red Glove of the
Healer, or Satan.

You are done with the chant.
You sing: 'Fo fu fe fum, Lord of the Winds, I know Thy ways, I know Thy names,
I know Thy rest. Fo fu fe fum, show me paths or  slay me now. Fo fe fi fum.'
Some whirling mist appears before you!
An angry djinni emerges from the mist.
Mahid thunders 'What is this? Thou hast the FEATHER?! Thou art forgiven, this
time.'
Djinni disappears.
The feather turns to dust and is blown away.

The backroom of the stable. The smell of leather floats through the air here.
This is a tightly locked place. You should be very cold now. There is a
wishing fountain with 7 buttons on it. Hay lines the floor. Above you is a
cold, still, clear night sky. A third quarter moon hangs in the sky.
There are no obvious exits.

Aydjen [party]: the English in here is strikingly beautiful ;-)

You hear Therp laugh.

You sing: 'Fo fu fe fum, Lord of the Winds, I know Thy ways, I know Thy names,
 I know Thy rest. Fo fu fe fum, show me paths or slay me now. Fo fe fi fum.'
Some whirling mist appears before you!
An angry djinni emerges from the mist.
Mahid thunders 'Thou hast angered me, fool! '  
Mahid thunders 'I'll see that you NEVER sing with a wavering voice again!'   
Mahid points at you.
Mahid thunders 'Die, elf!'   
*****************************************************
Mahid successfully dodges your futile punch.
Mahid successfully parries your punch.
Mahid wounds you making an artery explode.
Mahid misses you.
Mahid munches you making an artery explode.
Mahid socks you sparking a limb to slice open.
*****************************************************
Mahid wounds you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Mahid thrusts you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! 
You are no longer stunned.
You feel that Aydjen goes unconscious.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Smiling devilishly Mahid cruelly chomps you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

Your crow feather keeps you focused and you don't lose the spell!

OK, I'm an elf sabre-bard .... what's your problem? my "naked" stats are HP:
791/791 SP: 560/560 EP: 281/415, with eq i have def 130 and tick 120. I've got
still lots to improve but PLEASE refrain from telling me "but person XYZ has
1k HP naked" when person XYZ also has 6.5 boons, EQ worth 20M+, 420M+ exp and
the best lich stats in game. thank you! :-(

You jump overboard!
You get caught up in the magic of the lift mages' spells!
Your body feels as if it is being torn apart!!!

Whee, ship business finished for now (ok I still have to add fireplace and
regen orb to lounge, but I will do so when that darn shop opens ...). So I
bought me a nice class 3 ship with galley, lounge, crow's nest, captains
cabin, 2 scrollcases and a cargo hold from Daria for ~3M. Adding to that is
cost for landing gear (100k), control levers (3 * 30k), guard golem (130k), 40
man crew (incl. 1 trainer) ~350k, ships bell (30k-ish), gangplank (50k-ish),
food locker (10k), drink cabinet (10k ish), water barrel (10k), the magic
items needed (~300k) and too much time spent writing long descs and room items
for 8 rooms, long+short descs for 40 crew members (some of em even have
emotes) and finally 1M exp for 4 ship points (fancyname + type features).


alltogether thats bit over 4M money, all made in 2.5 months as monktarm ....
things to do: adding fireplace (50k) and healing orb (50k) to launge and
probably ~600k money for 3 more shippoints once I'll reach the lvl 5 arr
ability. ..... frightening isn't it? :-)


well i can concentrate on my next reinc now: elf bardsabre :) .... over and
out

Melemkor is eeeeeevil :-)

Drum {dutch+}: maybe the fins are building too many saunas and they are
heating up the earth

http://www.bat.org/library/index.php?str=585
that's the stuff :-)

How _NOT_ to bring some flavor into a RPG .... :


~~~~~~~~~  You are walking in some shallow water. The water is warm
and quite
~~~~~S~~S  low. You might want to go to the shore before you reach the
deep
SSSS*?SSh  sea. Above you is a chilly, moving, clear night sky. There is a
ppppp|hhh  brisk wind. A third quarter moon hangs in the sky. The still water
p?ppp|hhh  here is up to your hips.
           Obvious exits are: nw, n, ne, w, e, sw, s and se.
the BAT Sloop Jediknightship (anchored)


-> look at jediknightship
A beautful and sleek Jedi Knight Space Ship from Episode I just as my son made
from lego's
This item is in excellent condition.


;-)

didn't die in a month, now 3 deaths on 1 day ...

personal note:
don't play during daytime

stupid drifter bane. third time it set me to neutral now.

Heh well, while it's there I can as well add things to this blog thing, so
here goes:  :-)


You try to force the chest with your star sword.
You force with all your might but cannot break the chest open.
The chest suddenly EXPLODES in a huge ball of fire!!
You're caught in the explosion!!
That really HURT!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Elisa stops existing in this reality.
Elisa is DEAD, R.I.P.