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Posted: 23 Aug 2021 11:14 [ permalink ]
Finger: Ring of the XP God [**********] (glowing) <red glow>
Experience gained: 14173574

Retard mode engaged.
Posted: 24 Jun 2021 13:52 [ permalink ]
You throw a pinch of magic dust in air and chant (lava storm)

You pull out a blue cobalt cup (empty) which bursts into a zillion
technicolour sparkles!

Lava storm struck Horde, Giant-ant, Kilgader and Rat Ogre with FIRE damage
[rep 2601 of 3000]

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Horde as it dies.

Horde is DEAD, R.I.P.

You get bad vibrations as Giant-ant's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.

Giant-ant is DEAD, R.I.P.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader and Rat Ogre with your lava storm.

YUCH, Rat Ogre's entrails spill all over the place.

Rat Ogre is DEAD, R.I.P.

The magic mist around the dead Rat Ogre's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.

A new mark appears.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You grin in satisfaction as Kilgader bursts in flames.

You grin evilly.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You hit Kilgader with your lava storm.
Posted: 21 Jun 2021 14:04 [ permalink ]
The Wretched is in a good shape (90%).

You are casting 'electrocution'.

Gargoyle starts concentrating on a new spell.

Dunk dunk (50)

You are done with the chant.

You fill up your cheeks with air and exhale (electrocution)

You pull out a small piece of electrum wire which bursts into a zillion
technicolour sparkles!

You feel in contact with the essence of electricity.

Electrocution struck The Wretched with ELEC damage [rep 1702 of 3000]

 [-----] the Wretched screams in pain.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits The Wretched.

You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.

the Wretched screams in pain.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits The Wretched.

You feel like your spell gained additional power.

the Wretched screams in pain.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits The Wretched.

the Wretched screams in pain.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits The Wretched.

the Wretched screams in pain.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits The Wretched.

the Wretched screams in pain.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits The Wretched.

You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.

the Wretched screams in pain.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits The Wretched.

the Wretched screams in pain.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You feel in contact with the essence of electricity.

You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits The Wretched.

the Wretched screams in pain.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits The Wretched.

the Wretched screams in pain.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits The Wretched.

the Wretched screams in pain.

You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.

You feel in contact with the essence of electricity.

You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits The Wretched.

the Wretched screams in pain.

the Wretched spills some of its essence.

A large hole replaces the Wretched's face.

the Wretched is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 04 Apr 2021 21:18 [ permalink ]
The sky flashes as Broetchen Ascends as third one to the rank 'XI'
Posted: 14 Dec 2020 21:46 [ permalink ]
Tarantula guard Scissa is in excellent shape (100%).
Valkrist bashes his foe in berserk rage!!
Dunk dunk (12)
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt'
You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles!
You feel in contact with the essence of magic.
You watch with self-pride as your golden arrow hits Tarantula guard Scissa.
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
You feel the very backbone of reality shudder as you channel RAW POWER!
Tarantula guard Scissa winces a little from the pain.

You feel your magic transforming into...
POISON!

You can feel the poison of your magic contaminating the blood of Tarantula
guard Scissa!
Ghost of Abe whispers: 'Yes, slay the evil!'
Blayke utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
The skull draws some power from the kill.
Tarantula guard Scissa dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Tarantula guard Scissa is DEAD, R.I.P.
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Posted: 23 Nov 2020 11:20 [ permalink ]
Beer counter.
Posted: 26 Sep 2017 12:36 [ permalink ]
The sky flashes as Broetchen Ascends as second one to the rank 'X'
Posted: 10 Sep 2017 15:08 [ permalink ]
"Oli meetwursti rytyssä." - paras tekosyy ikinä idlata regenillä :DD
Posted: 19 Jun 2013 00:40 [ permalink ]
All monsters and fiends through heaven and hell stand in awe and revere
Broetchen as he proves his worth by vanquishing all that stands in his path.
Posted: 01 Mar 2013 18:01 [ permalink ]
Xyloid tells you 'Broetchen (bat): now i've had a few beers, getting there!
(76%)'
Posted: 16 Jun 2012 10:38 [ permalink ]
Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
Posted: 13 Aug 2010 10:34 [ permalink ]
Broetchen is a level 100 eternal of the Duck race.
He is the Archmage of BatMUD.
Huffie tells you 'may i ahve a word?'
Huffie tells you *omitted*
You tell Huffie 'how does this concern me?'
Huffie tells you 'you not an archwizard?'
Posted: 17 Jan 2010 10:25 [ permalink ]
I know the pieces fit 'cause I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smoldering. Fundamental differing.
Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us
So
We cannot seem to reach an end crippling our communication.

I know the pieces fit 'cause I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication

The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the dissonance.

There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall
Away.
Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting
I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second
Guessing
Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our
Communication.

Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion

Between supposed lovers. (x2)

I know the pieces fit. (x8) 
Posted: 21 Dec 2006 21:28 [ permalink ]
(21:27) Sundown tells Halle and you 'Sami Merihädässä'
(21:27) Sundown tells Halle and you 'laiva kivillä, kaikki fukattu'
(21:27) Sundown tells Halle and you 'Oi kiltti peikko, olen niin heikko,
pelasta, auta, oi !'
(21:28) Sundown tells Halle and you 'MURR Myrsky nyt purtesi hävittää! Tyi
räh-häh-häh-häh häh-hää!!'