Zalcon tells you 'I wore the my midnight blue crayon down to a stub back then
:D'
Zalcon tells you 'oops'
Zalcon tells you 'mistell'
Zalcon tells you 'happy ending parlors?'
Zalcon tells you 'er'

You start to play and sing but something goes awry! Guardian <bard>:
Cannedheat plays the kings feast horribly wrong! The Gremlin has been
summoned.

Kizarwexius shouts 'Cannedheat, you wimp!  Are you too afraid to face me?'

Doot tells you 'whee!'
Doot tells you 'do you like peanut butter and chocolate?'
Doot tells you 'i do it without the oatmeal'

.....

You score a *CRITICAL* hit! Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY PIERCE
Minotaur warrior forcing the heart to explode and then magically implode.

  202243: The Old Man Willow has been standing here for ages.
  118675: Goldberry, The Fair River-Daughter is here.
 1128578: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
  344057: The Dark Spirit of the Woods sits on his throne

nu tanked and led the entire time wielding an iron key in 2 hands, and did not
die.

This bird is huge - it is about twelve meters high. Its plumage is dark grey,
almost black, and the top of its head is red. Its beak looks very sharp and
intimidating. It moves around with gigantic steps, listening and watching the
ground, looking for something to eat, like a swampmonster or an adventurer.
He is in excellent shape.
       Crane's equipment:
Nothing.
Psychic crush: ####
The giant crane clicks its beak menacingly.
The giant crane clicks its beak menacingly.
The giant crane clicks its beak menacingly.
prr Warez expires
Psychic crush: #
consider bird
You take a close look at a giant crane is hunting here in comparison to
yourself.
The final estimation is that a giant crane is hunting here is extremely
dangerous, beware.
You are done with the chant.
.....
Ooga is now in the 1st row.
Cannedheat is now in the 2nd row.
Giant crane shouts 'Time to meet your maker, Beliar!'
Info: Beliar dies.
Cannedheat (party): oshit
Cannedheat (party): I'm sorry :(
Giant crane arrives from east.
Ooga struggles to keep focus while the world becomes blurred.
Giant crane riddles Ooga causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Giant crane riddles Ooga causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Ooga lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
You get bad vibrations as Ooga's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Ooga is DEAD, R.*.P.
Giant crane shouts 'I fart in your general direction, Ooga!'
Cannedheat is now in the 1st row.
With lightning speed the giant crane pokes you with its sharp beak!
...and hits you where it really hurts!
You die.
host of Cannedheat (party): oh hey it follows
Ghost of Ooga (party): that's awesome :)
You think sarcastically 'Damn I'm good.'

469411: Kurgan the valheru blademaster
720142: Arathrua the bone dragon is leeching the world from power

804866: Golux, the master conjurer of slime

440306: Artemis, the master of all mages

Doot consults his guide and chants 'genus munimentum' You feel protected from
fish_with_no_eyes.

Hyperion, the ancient Titan, 1013829 exp (party of 9)...put this here in case
I accidentally kill raztax. 


.... 1404491: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits. :P


 362199: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.

| Time             Killed by           
| 24 Mar - 06:07   A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.
| 24 Mar - 06:17   A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.
| 24 Mar - 06:31   A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.
| 24 Mar - 06:35   A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here. 
| 24 Mar - 06:42   A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.
| 24 Mar - 06:57   A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.
| 24 Mar - 07:07   A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here. 
| 24 Mar - 07:17   A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.

336746: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.

Diced the belt!

You are done with the chant.
You grind your teeth and utter 'gant sit niie'
Dagger, rapier, knife, dagger, stone axe, stone axe, stone axe, stone axe,
stone axe, stone axe,
foil, dagger, money, money, money, flashy black sash, clean mauve bowler,
covering charcoal hose,
striking lime loincloth, glamorous violet robe, frightening sepia dress,
expensive peach long
scarf, traditional azure coat, worn crimson sandals, pretty eggshell tie,
revealing gray coif,
pleated green necklace, shabby tangerine apron, sporty cornflower coif,
glamorous pumpkin tunica,
neat sage baldric, frightening silver smock, striking almond pair of socks,
flowered ivory pair of
socks, ordinary auburn doublet, interesting olive pair of panties, common
pumpkin baldric,
tasteful green pair of socks and adorable ebony fedora are not heavy enough
for you to inflict
damage with.
prr Psionic Shield Down
The low amount of items makes your attack more predictable and easier to
defend againts.
Some items get sucked into a strange whirlwind and start flying around
violently.
Flying objects pound on Skeleton.

[20:56]:(legion+): Doot has scheduled a new party 'Doot Idles' (#280) for Wed
Feb 27 19:01 2008 EET

[21:06]:(legion+): Doot has cancelled the party 'Doot Idles' (#280): Someone
fux0red the general prot

 315092: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.

570695: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan.

at five minutes till boot!

Diced the collar!

hp:229/229sp:1078/1078ep:221/221 e:8555
read book
Lion guard fidgets uncomfortably.
The first page of the book contains three words: DON'T ACTIVATE THEM.
Suddenly flames shoot from the floor!
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.
Bright orange flames leap from Cannedheat, filling the air with smoke!
You burst into flames! Your gear is set ablaze!
Your book gets damaged; it's now in good condition.
Your staff of the elements gets damaged; it's now in superb condition.
Your shovel gets damaged; it's now in fine condition.
mithril amulet labeled as (heat) loses its blue glow.
Your blue breastplate gets damaged; it's now in incredible condition.
Your Red Glove of the Healer gets damaged; it's now in excellent condition.
Your ring of lead gets damaged; it's now in battered condition.
Your cloak gets damaged; it's now in superb condition.
The book leaps into flames!
hp:69/229sp:1078/1078ep:220/221 e:8555hp: 69 (229) [-160] sp: 1078 (1078)

http://www.addictinggames.com/seed.html

(04:29) Hackop tells you 'i hate you for that flower game'

Dragnir says 'I don't know what race you are, Cannedheat.  Please use the
`idea' command and notify Shadowjack.'

(23:14) Zhaozhi tells Imperator, Dreadlord, Golloth, Andthi, Nerzhul, Yen and
you 'how does one take advantage of tp sheep?'
(23:14) Andthi tells Imperator, Dreadlord, Golloth, Nerzhul, Yen, Zhaozhi and
you 'never had a chance to catch one'
(23:17) You tell Imperator, Dreadlord, Golloth, Nerzhul, Yen (fighting),
Zhaozhi (fighting) and Andthi 'from behind, like any normal sheep'
(23:17) Imperator tells Dreadlord, Golloth, Nerzhul, Yen, Zhaozhi, Andthi and
you 'lol'
(23:18) Golloth tells Dreadlord, Nerzhul, Yen, Zhaozhi, Andthi, Imperator and
you 'wow, i was waiting for it, but it still took me by surprise'
(23:21) You tell Dreadlord, Nerzhul, Yen, Zhaozhi, Andthi, Imperator and
Golloth 'muah'

Caroline tells you 'seven years?  dude, are you serious?

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Bank transfer from Elero of 1.00 gold: to give a flying fuck, thank you.