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Posted: 07 Feb 2024 14:06 [ permalink ]
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| 13:32   10261: Dogface the troll guards the nearby area                    
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| 13:34   29446: Bubba the troll wonders where he left his club              
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| 13:41   43028: A growling troll notices you and attacks                    
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| 13:47   28423: A large troll lumbers over and attacks you                  
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| 13:56   40736: Clubbo the HUGE troll waves his club at you menacingly      
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| 13:57   30786: Slim the troll towers over you                              
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| 14:01   38361: Butterball the fat troll blubbers over, ready to consume    
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| 14:02   22656: Stinky the troll stands here assailing you with his aroma   
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Posted: 06 Feb 2024 19:20 [ permalink ]
Raven Captain misses.
You lose connection to reality, becoming truly STUNNED.

Reilu peli on perseestä.
Posted: 05 Jan 2024 20:28 [ permalink ]
200M
Posted: 24 Dec 2023 13:29 [ permalink ]
From the present falls a tiny burning ring <christmas glow> <red glow>.
Posted: 23 Apr 2013 10:41 [ permalink ]
Third lift trainer finally!
Posted: 12 Apr 2013 19:24 [ permalink ]
A power wolf stalking you, beset your door
A power wolf stalking you, beset your door
You see right through Power wolf's pitiful ambush attempts.
Power wolf cackles 'Go ahead, Crymia, make my day!'
*****************************************************
You dodge.
Power wolf misses.
Power wolf misses.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You drill Power wolf.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You cruelly crater Power wolf.
Power wolf suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently,
then falls to the ground, lifeless.
Power wolf is DEAD, R.I.P.
Your steed attacks a mutilated lump of Power wolf in a frenzy.
Your steed drives the soul out of a mutilated lump of Power wolf and feeds on
it! The soul wails in terror!
You are not in combat right now.
*****************************************************

Kerranki tuplaentrycritti iteltä!
Posted: 11 Apr 2013 09:48 [ permalink ]
Just happened to typo at the same time:

Info: Ulath recovers from link death.
How exciting!!
Posted: 02 Apr 2013 08:39 [ permalink ]
You take Ancient book of knowledge (friendly).
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about bestial frenzy.
Bestial frenzy                 |  11 |

:/
Posted: 28 Mar 2013 08:02 [ permalink ]
Link Death arrives on his black stallion and drops Neclord here!
Neclord quacks 'I can always tell when you're in the room...'
You boom 'haha.'
Neclord quacks 'Recovering character.'
Neclord quacks 'It's too dark to see..'
Posted: 26 Mar 2013 08:30 [ permalink ]
Link Death arrives on his black stallion and drops Neclord here!
Neclord gives you a sound spanking.
You let out a real rip-roarer.
You boom 'don't spank me, gives me gas.'
Neclord quacks 'Save it in a bottle, it's expensive.'
Neclord quacks 'We can sell it and split the profits.'
You boom 'I don't have the necessary equipment, need some kind of a valve
etc.'
Neclord quacks 'We'll find a merchant to make one.'
You boom 'it's a deal.'
Posted: 20 Mar 2013 08:50 [ permalink ]
You put a large chunk of wood to rack.
A large chunk of wood is too small to be of any use.
Wood bounces off of the rack.

:(
Posted: 19 Mar 2013 06:13 [ permalink ]
Seuraava reinc sitten kesäkuussa...
Posted: 02 Mar 2013 14:38 [ permalink ]
You can barely hear a group of sea gulls outside.

You awaken from your short rest, and feel slightly better.
Vitun lokit.
Posted: 10 Apr 2011 23:12 [ permalink ]
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| Party Name: Heartwork                    (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:   1492626
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| Created: Sun Apr 10 14:04:22 2011        ( 9h  7m 41s) | Exp/min:      2723
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| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
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|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.1   Crymia        ldr  823( 823)  438( 438)  21(339) |  78 |      1492626
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Posted: 10 Apr 2011 10:11 [ permalink ]
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY DESTROYER completed!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011 00:15 [ permalink ]
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD completed!
Posted: 30 Mar 2011 00:20 [ permalink ]
Reinced on Sun Mar 20 19:19:40 2011, lasted for 318d, 2h, 51min and 46s.
Level 60 Human with totals of 158.836M

Total of 159246195 experience spent on character.

Pitäsköhä alkaa ottaa jonain muuna nuo reincit kuin instana...
Posted: 23 Mar 2011 20:59 [ permalink ]
READY, SET, KILL MAIM DESTROY! completed!

Posted: 23 Mar 2011 00:39 [ permalink ]
You feel more knowledgable about negate offhand penalty.
Negate offhand penalty         |  60 |
Posted: 21 Mar 2011 21:41 [ permalink ]
You tumble Carla's dodge.
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You CRUELLY DISMEMBER Carla.

Oikeen tumbleen vielä!
Posted: 07 Mar 2011 11:57 [ permalink ]
The Primera (class 3) may support:
[  8]  8 sets of crew quarters
[  3]    - maximum of 3 sets of sailors' quarters
[  0]    - maximum of 1 set of cannoneers' quarters
[  3]    - maximum of 3 sets of speed magi's quarters
[  2]    - maximum of 2 sets of lift magi's quarters
[  0]    - maximum of 1 set of defense magi's quarters
[yes]  captain's cabin
[  1]    - maximum of 2 bookcases
[  1]  2 cargo holds
[ no]  crow's nest
[ no]  galley
[yes]  lounge
[yes]  informative console
[  0]  4 patch crates
[  0]  12 cannons
         - of which 0 are defunct, and 0 are active

And it can be yours for just 3M!
Posted: 06 Mar 2011 22:52 [ permalink ]
You feel relieved as you notice that the pink elephant is gone.

:(
Posted: 28 Feb 2011 20:09 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Competing architects!
Posted: 26 Feb 2011 18:27 [ permalink ]
You hold no material type leaderships.
You hold the material leadership with the following materials:
The leadership for hemp work.

=)
Posted: 19 Feb 2011 17:32 [ permalink ]
Grey pigeon shouts 'Playerone should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher
challenge!'

Möhhöhöhöhöhö
Posted: 04 Feb 2011 10:08 [ permalink ]
For handling, ruby long spear is better than frosty three bladed halberd.
For damage, frosty three bladed halberd is better than ruby long spear.
For attack speed, ruby long spear is better than frosty three bladed halberd.
For wielding, frosty three bladed halberd requires a larger user than ruby
long spear.
For physical damage, frosty three bladed halberd does slightly more than ruby
long spear.
For fire damage, frosty three bladed halberd does a fair bit less than ruby
long spear.
For cold damage, frosty three bladed halberd does a bit more than ruby long
spear.
Overall, frosty three bladed halberd is better than ruby long spear.
In workmanship, frosty three bladed halberd and ruby long spear are
equivalent.
Ruby long spear is more valuable than frosty three bladed halberd.
Frosty three bladed halberd is in better condition than ruby long spear.
Frosty three bladed halberd is harder than ruby long spear.
Frosty three bladed halberd is heavier than ruby long spear.

Tjahas...
Posted: 02 Feb 2011 17:25 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing: (clandestine thoughts)
You learn the song by heart.

It's time to MOSH!
Posted: 28 Jan 2011 21:05 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing (vigilant melody)
You learn the song by heart.
A dark mist rises from somewhere.
Posted: 26 Jan 2011 21:54 [ permalink ]
Money is power: #################
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Money is power: ###############
Money is power: ##############
Money is power: #############
Your heavy burden slows down your casting.
Money is power: #############
You skillfully cast the spell with greater haste.
The air feels cooler.
Money is power: ##########
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Money is power: ########
You skillfully cast the spell with greater haste.
Money is power: #####
You skillfully cast the spell with greater haste.
Money is power: ##
Money is power: #
The sun edges down past the western horizon.
You are done with the chant.
Crymia has too much money.

I wish it was true...
Posted: 20 Jan 2011 20:16 [ permalink ]
[19:46]:Darol <suomi>: juhlapäiviin voitaisi lisätä sponsoreita kun juhlat jo
    muutenkin on kaupallistuneita. Voisi tienvarsikylteissä mainita "Tämänkin
joulun
    tarjoaa Nordea." tms.

<snip>

[19:48]:Crymia [suomi]: "Tämän vuoden pääsiäisen tarjoaa K-Rauta. Meiltä
naulat ja
    vasarat joka hommaan!"
[19:48]:Acidia <suomi>: south park jimiltä on kyl jotain ihan muuta
[19:49]:Darol <suomi>: "Joulussa mukana Paulig."
[19:49]:Darol <suomi>: pitäsköhän mun patentoida tää idea kun sai nyt näin
suuren
    suosion
[19:50]:Darol <suomi>: kesti hetken et tajusin ton crymian heiton :D
[19:51]:Noctur <suomi>: haha
[19:51]:Noctur <suomi>: aika mustaa huumoria :P
[19:51]:Crymia [suomi]: :)
[19:51]:Darol <suomi>: pirun hyvä kyl :)
[19:52]:Ulath <suomi>: :D :D
[19:52]:Ulath <suomi>: Lollahdinpa
[19:53]:Pirutar [suomi]: pääsiäisnaulat :D


Ulath awards Crymia 1 points for completing 'Minor bugs and various awarding'
task.

Brownie Post Master tells you 'You have incoming mail!'
Posted: 19 Jan 2011 23:14 [ permalink ]
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about skinning.

YESSS!
Skinning                       | 100 |
Posted: 18 Jan 2011 20:17 [ permalink ]
Below deck.
There are usually a lot of people here, crowding around the skipper of this
vessel and asking questions. The wood furnishings are decorated with pure
ivory, white and smooth around all the edges and surfaces. The portholes are
painted to look like the ship is flying in the sky, and all of the railings
and handles are made of white gold which blends into the wood. Several wine
glasses sit on the lone table.
Type 'info' for command help.
Outside, above you is a warm, still, clear sky.
Obvious exit is: up.
Syndyna, captain of the SHA Phenomenon
This is the first time you've been here.
Having finally found your way to this trainer earns you 30321 experience!!

Oje!
Posted: 11 Dec 2010 00:15 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing: (war ensemble)
You learn the song by heart.

Huhheijaa, eikä oo ees kaljaa millä juhlistaa :(
Posted: 09 Dec 2010 20:07 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing a merry song (catchy singalong)
You learn the song by heart.

Phuuh...
Posted: 07 Dec 2010 00:17 [ permalink ]
Saldo: New areas explored: 57 ja 11 Task pointia.
Pakko nukkua välissä...
Posted: 25 Oct 2010 20:44 [ permalink ]
Paula shouts 'Belse dies from a single blow, well almost at least!'

Mad oral skillz! löl =)
Posted: 13 Sep 2010 21:49 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Alloy 50!

Oh, I didn't know about that :)
Posted: 12 Sep 2010 15:35 [ permalink ]
LAG: 731 seconds (Sun Sep 12 15:30:48 2010).

Worst lag burst in a while...
Posted: 26 Aug 2010 21:38 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing (melodical embracement)
You learn the song by heart.
You embrace yourself with your melody.

I need a beer... or two...
Posted: 25 Aug 2010 09:00 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing (singing shepherd)
You learn the song by heart.
Posted: 16 Aug 2010 21:43 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing (sweet lullaby)
You learn the song by heart.
You yawn mightily and look around for a suitable resting place.
You lie down for a short rest, soothed by the lullaby sung by Crymia.
Posted: 14 Aug 2010 13:06 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing: (campfire tune)
You learn the song by heart.

Tuutulaulu seuraavaksi
Posted: 06 Aug 2010 10:50 [ permalink ]
A group of hot potatos have escaped from the Celestial Kitchens! If you catch
one, get rid of it fast or you may get messy. People
    who survive this without an accident are sometimes rewarded.

[10:50]:Ssmud [wanted]: BEST
[10:50]:Ssmud [wanted]: EVENT
[10:50]:Ssmud [wanted]: EVER!!!
Ssmud looks really sick as the HOT potato explodes.

:D
Posted: 20 Jun 2010 03:33 [ permalink ]
[03:31]:Ruuben [merchant]: All hail Crymia!!! She has truly earned the rank of
Master
    Merchant, and built for herself an incredibly powerful toolbelt!

Thanks to Nerve, Lamms, Hauhto, Thunk, and Valdec for the exp :)
Posted: 14 Jun 2010 23:09 [ permalink ]
Was the guy looking at the funnel when doing Asmo. Mandigal coordinated scas
though.
Posted: 04 Jun 2010 23:11 [ permalink ]
[23:07]:Melkor [suomi]: 2 pakettia Tuoppi-sima-ainesta. 4 kiloa sokeria. 25
kiloa vettä, noin desi hunajaa, puoli kiloa fariinisokeria.
[23:09]:Melkor [suomi]: hunaja ja fariinisokeri sitten vasta loppuvaiheessa
sekaan.
[23:10]:Melkor [suomi]: hiivana oli Tuoppi-aineksen mukana tullut hiiva ja
varmuuden vuoksi ropaus turbohiivaa sekaan.
Posted: 04 Jun 2010 21:25 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
An ethereal blue hammer appears in your left hand.
You slip up and fumble your attempt.
You mix lead and cesium and create a quantity of mowglite
You have some ore left over!

Oh yes!
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 22:04 [ permalink ]
Dimwit tells you 'paljos maksan näistä 3 kastista btw?'
You tell Dimwit '6k'
Dimwit tells you 'Hienoa kuulla, että olet tutustunut kehoosi! On täysin
luonnollista, ettei emättimen aukko ole täysin symmetrinen, itseasiassa on
paljon luonnollisempaa, että se on hieman vinossa kuin että se olisi täysin
suorassa! Emättimen aukon vinoudesta tms. ei ole mitään haittaa yhdynnälle.'
You tell Dimwit 'hääh :D'
Dimwit tells you 'ei ***tu sori nyt tapahtu jotain'
Dimwit tells you ':D sori'
Dimwit tells you 'piti sanoa et _hienoa'

Hieno alias :D
Posted: 01 Jun 2010 21:29 [ permalink ]
Nastassja tells you 'Ok, I am ready to begin the process. Type 'beltbond'
again to confirm your decision.'
Nastassja takes your belt from you, and begins chanting an ancient spell over
it. After a minute, you begin to feel your life force being pulled into it,
although not in a way that would actually threaten your life. The belt begins
to glow a brighter white than before, and even begins to turn translucent. As
the Smith continues chanting, the belt lifts up from his hands, and drifts
INTO! your body. You feel a sharp pain, and weaken a bit... but then
everything seems to settle down. Nastassja finishes chanting, and your belt
settles into your hands, forever a part of you.
[21:28]:[merchant]: Crymia has finished creating her toolbelt!
Nastassja tells you 'Congratulations! From now on, if something causes you to
lose your toolbelt for any reason, you
    may go to the office just south of the guild hall and reclaim it.'
Nastassja tells you 'I have done all that I can for you; my true specialty is
in weapons. However, Ruuben has had
    training similar to mine, and will be able to take your belt even further.
Granted, you do not need any more
    tools, but I think you will find the new enchantments worth the effort.
Ask him about the belt just as you do me;
    he has assured me that he will continue where I am leaving off.'
Posted: 28 May 2010 15:31 [ permalink ]
With a final flourish, the workers wrap up their work on the raise_2 job. You
go over to the ship and inspect the finished project:
Very decent. You mark the job as completed with a certain sense of
satisfaction.

Humdidumdi ja sitte rahaa seuraavaan
Posted: 20 May 2010 10:42 [ permalink ]
You sing: (venturers way)
You learn the song by heart.
Posted: 13 May 2010 23:27 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing: (noituloves dischord)
You learn the song by heart.
Posted: 13 May 2010 01:23 [ permalink ]
                     The Material Exchange of BatMUD
,------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Material           Kg    Quality         Refined   Price    Date Sold  |
|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Anipium            10    divine          Yes       600      May 13     |
| Durandium          35    divine          Yes       1000     May 12     |
| Durandium          16    divine          Yes       1000     May 13     |
| Electrum           48    divine          Yes       840      May 12     |
| Garnet             27    divine          Yes       1000     May 13     |
| Jade               93    divine          Yes       1000     May 13     |
| Kryptonite         19    divine          Yes       800      May 13     |
| Laen               13    divine          Yes       1500     May 13     |
| Maple              50    divine          Yes       300      May 07     |
| Molybdenum         25    divine          Yes       1050     May 13     |
| Moonstone          12    divine          Yes       400      May 12     |
| Nickel             43    divine          Yes       1000     May 13     |
| Nullium            6     divine          Yes       1000     May 12     |
| Olivine            19    divine          Yes       1000     May 12     |
| Palladium          35    divine          Yes       500      May 13     |
| Platinum           61    divine          Yes       400      May 12     |
| Ruby               56    divine          Yes       1000     May 12     |
| Silver             33    divine          Yes       500      May 13     |
| Titanium           27    divine          Yes       1200     May 13     |
| Wood               70    divine          Yes       250      May 07     |
`------------------------------------------------------------------------'

Puuh, I really need to get my bard levels up for Venturer's Way...
Posted: 11 May 2010 14:21 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing (jesters trivia)
You learn the song by heart.
Posted: 11 May 2010 13:32 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing (kings feast)
You learn the song by heart.
Posted: 11 May 2010 07:34 [ permalink ]
Finished 'Meet the Songmasters' last night.
Posted: 10 May 2010 20:54 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You are finished and say: (musicians alm)
You learn the song by heart.

A lot more to go...
Posted: 07 May 2010 13:19 [ permalink ]
Tarken awards Crymia 3 points for completing 'Making good PR in behalf of
BatMUD to the assorted public' task.

Brownie Post Master tells you 'You have incoming mail!'
Posted: 06 May 2010 17:31 [ permalink ]
Reinced on Thu May 06 17:26:40 2010, lasted for 1y, 224d, 23h, 1min and 19s.
Level 69 Giant with totals of 142.855M
Guilds and guild levels:
  Nomad (10)          Fishin+ (5)         Tribal ground (5)
  Ranger (14)         Barbarian (35)

Time for something else...
Posted: 03 May 2010 21:57 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'The Devastator'
Posted: 26 Apr 2010 23:29 [ permalink ]
Reinced on Tue Sep 23 18:24:25 2008, lasted for 208d, 3h, 29min and 31s.
Level 46 Sprite with totals of 70.2151M
Guilds and guild levels:
  Tarmalen (30)             The wisps (5)
  Navigator (1)             Good religious (10)

Total of 1 saved reincs.

Total of 140437770 experience spent on character.

Doubled my totals during this reinc.
Posted: 23 Mar 2010 07:49 [ permalink ]
YOU FEEL AS IF YOU WERE GROO HIMSELF!

My first Barbaric Ways rage. Yay!
Posted: 14 Mar 2010 10:44 [ permalink ]
You take Ancient book of knowledge (friendly) from a small wooden chest
(almost empty).
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about battlecry.

:)
Posted: 09 Mar 2010 20:23 [ permalink ]
A lean chunk of raw human meat looks valuable to you and you take it.

Mmmm...
Posted: 03 Mar 2010 19:26 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'The Punisher'
Posted: 01 Mar 2010 23:13 [ permalink ]
Radical powers have arrived in the world as Aegenor lifts a powerful artifact,
 a weapon of true viking power, a Battleaxe of the Vikings! A hush comes over
 the city as Aegenor shouts 'Shiver, mortals!'
Vlad yawns tiredly.
Posted: 25 Feb 2010 07:18 [ permalink ]
Info: Everyone is awarded one hockey point due to Finland's glorious victory
over the evil empire of Czech. Four thousand hockey points are
    exchangeable to one task point. Support for score to display hockey points
is planned for Q3 2014.
:D
Posted: 23 Feb 2010 11:57 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed 51 daughters!
Wally shouts 'Oh praise Crymia for saving all of my daughters at least once!

On se melekonen häntäheikki tuo Wally, kun on 51 tytärtä. Tai sitte joku
himouskovainen...
Posted: 20 Feb 2010 11:58 [ permalink ]
You tell Nasu 'noni, ny on ilmoittauduttu'
Nasu tells you 'saako whineta jo!'
Posted: 17 Feb 2010 19:26 [ permalink ]
three Some bear meats

höhö
Posted: 16 Feb 2010 22:23 [ permalink ]
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: Heartwork                    (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:    758561
|
| Created: Tue Feb 16 17:44:00 2010        ( 4h 38m  6s) | Exp/min:      2718
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.2   Crymia        ldr  977(1054)   18(  18) 351(359) |  65 |       758561
|
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And then some hockey...
Posted: 16 Feb 2010 20:53 [ permalink ]
General Info:
    Nu hits the ground. SMACK. Immortalness flees via his posterior by the
force of the impact!

Posted: 15 Feb 2010 09:17 [ permalink ]
For damage, the Hell axe is better than Mighty axe of Marion.
For attack speed, Mighty axe of Marion and the Hell axe are equivalent.
For wielding, Mighty axe of Marion requires a larger user than the Hell axe.
Overall, the Hell axe is better than Mighty axe of Marion.
In workmanship, the Hell axe is better than Mighty axe of Marion.
Mighty axe of Marion is more valuable than the Hell axe.
Mighty axe of Marion is in better condition than the Hell axe.
Mighty axe of Marion is harder than the Hell axe.
Mighty axe of Marion is heavier than the Hell axe.
Posted: 13 Feb 2010 22:09 [ permalink ]
[22:08]:Ack (bat): a HUGE and DANGEROUS baboon with bright red butt staring at
you
[22:08]:Ack (bat): I find this offensive
[22:08]:Ack (bat): why is his butt staring at me
[22:08]:Azura [bat]: look at it from the other angle
[22:08]:Ack (bat): it still does :(
Posted: 13 Feb 2010 17:31 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Thunderer'
Posted: 23 Sep 2009 17:14 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Shroomin!

Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger...
Posted: 18 Sep 2009 13:59 [ permalink ]
Zoo today.
crap
Posted: 18 Sep 2009 10:29 [ permalink ]
You feel a godly presence. You feel refreshed!
You feel that you are better protected.
You feel that you are tougher.
You feel your speed has improved.
You feel your stamina has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to fire.
You feel you are more resistant to asphyxiation.
You feel you are more resistant to psychic powers.

Miksi nämä tulee aina idlatessa?
Posted: 18 Sep 2009 09:24 [ permalink ]
The sky opens and a pillar of light from above showers you with blessings!
You feel your comeliness has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to acid.
You tell Nora (monster) 'no blessaas sitte, parempi tullaki sellanen joka
auttaa idlaamisessa'
Posted: 16 Sep 2009 18:52 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Lean Mean Killing Machine'
Posted: 15 Sep 2009 22:29 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Stay alive!

Thanks to Silencer and Tobe :)
Posted: 14 Sep 2009 16:58 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Push 10!
Posted: 09 Sep 2009 22:36 [ permalink ]
Tanked Mythical Frostblade. Rolled 100.
Posted: 04 Sep 2009 13:39 [ permalink ]
Zoo. Diced tail ring.
Posted: 03 Sep 2009 18:05 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Violence Embodied'
Posted: 02 Sep 2009 22:01 [ permalink ]
Shakh'tah says 'Well done, his skull shall be buried with the rest of his
remains.'
Shakh'tah touches your shrunken skull necklace.
You feel your aim improve.
You feel your shrunken skull necklace enhance you.
Congratulations! You have just completed Way of the warrior!
You give the skull of Groo's father to Shaman.

Jes! :)
Posted: 02 Sep 2009 20:52 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You BARBARICALLY REND Huge snake.

Eka starcritti tässä reincissä... yksi vuodessa siis riittää
Posted: 31 Aug 2009 11:00 [ permalink ]
You have completed the continental quests for Laenor and Rothikgen.
Posted: 30 Aug 2009 20:41 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Camping 100000!
Posted: 25 Aug 2009 09:10 [ permalink ]
[08:53]:Crymia [barbarian]: what are the factors that affect Lure?
[09:01]:Nekru [barbarian]: well, afaik rep / barb ways is the most important..
supposedly, theres whole bunch of
    other skills that affect it, but only one i am sure of is push. (:
[09:02]:Nekru [barbarian]: kick too i think..
[09:03]:Crymia [barbarian]: guessing by the result of the skill, i think bcry
affects too, no sure though
[09:03]:Nekru [barbarian]: would make sense that throw weight is one also...
could use more accurate info on this
    myself too. :F
[09:08]:Nerya <barbarian>: yea, a lot of skills affects lure, you'd best train
all combat related ones
[09:09]:Crymia [barbarian]: | Push                           | 115 | =P
[09:09]:Nerya <barbarian>: (push might not be one of them)
[09:09]:Crymia [barbarian]: :D
[09:09]:[barbarian]: Nekru looks very sad.
[09:09]:Mitain {barbarian}: hehe
[09:09]:Nekru [barbarian]: :B
[09:09]:Droolah [barbarian]: :D
Posted: 25 Aug 2009 08:02 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Zonni statue!
You receive 62962 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
The earth breathes a sigh of relief as the foul presence of the
living statue of Zonni is exterminated.

Statue of Zonni's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green
substance.
Statue of Zonni is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 22 Aug 2009 09:54 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Fire building professional!

This was a pure accident...
Posted: 14 Aug 2009 23:40 [ permalink ]
15047: Crymia the Giant
Posted: 14 Aug 2009 01:20 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Ranger lord 25!
Posted: 13 Aug 2009 11:56 [ permalink ]
You try to force the box with your axe.
You force hard and manage to bust the box open!
A set of sharp poisonous needles shoots to your face from the steel box!!
Your armours absorb some of the damage.
You shiver and suffer from POISON!!
H:970/1051 [-81] S:14/14 [] E:324/340 [-16] $:8548 [] exp:261321 []
Engraved on the surface of this small box are the words 'Danger! Highly
explosive!'. Aside from this warning, the box is completely plain, with just a
couple of simple but sturdy clasps holding on the lid.
It has a keyhole in it.
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks a bit heavy.
        Box contains:
a mahogany box (closed)
You take a mahogany box (closed) from a steel box (half full).

Mitä vitun maatuskajuttua tää ny on?
Posted: 13 Aug 2009 00:36 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You LUNGE, cleaving your enemy HARD on the temple, causing a deep gash.
...And you turn suddenly and STRIKE again.
A large cavity replaces Anadir's chest.
Anadir is DEAD, R.I.P.
The crowd gives you a standing ovation!
You feel some of your wounds heal.
Grokh shouts 'Anadir dies by the hand of Crymia!'
Anadir's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Grokh shouts 'Crymia wins the BLOOD BOWL!'
Your reputation improves.
You have a new reputation title.
   'Oogga's Elite Warrior'
Congratulations! You have just completed Blood bowl!

FUCK YES!!!
Posted: 12 Aug 2009 23:20 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Excellent cooking!
Posted: 12 Aug 2009 11:49 [ permalink ]
Osallistuin ekaa kertaa Critter Huntiin viime yönä.

Viimeiseksi tulin tietenkin...
Posted: 10 Aug 2009 12:49 [ permalink ]
You tell Deepwood 'ainii, sabrebardiksi reinccaaminen tulis kalliiksi'
You tell Deepwood 'ku eihä sellasta voi saatana linuxilla pelata'
You tell Deepwood 'ois pakko hankkia macbook pro :D'
You tell Deepwood 'pitäs jotain tyyliä olla kato'
Deepwood tells you 'höhö'
Posted: 09 Aug 2009 02:22 [ permalink ]
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: Heartwork                    (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:   1051592
|
| Created: Sat Aug 08 17:37:43 2009        ( 8h 44m  8s) | Exp/min:      2003
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.2   Crymia        ldr 1051(1051)   14(  14)  99(340) |  56 |      1051592
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Posted: 08 Aug 2009 20:54 [ permalink ]
Kerrankin näinpäin; ekalla rundilla tuplacrittaanki ite!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You make a great cleaving maneuver, but your enemy blocks your attack.
*****************************************************
Minion tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you uncontrollably slash Minion causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you quickly cut Minion causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
YUCH, Minion's entrails spill all over the place.
Minion is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 07 Aug 2009 05:43 [ permalink ]
[05:41]:Lozlo [wanted]: sum dd issen roth?
Renei shouts 'Burn in hell, Issen!'
[05:42]:Lozlo [wanted]: and val
Renei shouts 'Val no longer causes lag!'

Heh
Posted: 06 Aug 2009 15:27 [ permalink ]
The rift stabilizes and sucks you into it.
On Time ln (e).
A huge emerald archway (open) and a brass street lamp
Julio Ruiz con Carne Jesus Maria, the debauched golem

Whee! =)
Posted: 06 Aug 2009 15:01 [ permalink ]
Nortam Sagro gives you a crest of the wanderer and it becomes one with your
soul.
Posted: 06 Aug 2009 13:50 [ permalink ]
Guitarist arrives from west.
Your knowledge about Guitarist's tactics allows you to evade the ambush.
Guitarist yawns sarcastically and says 'Well Crymia guess it's time for your
daily beating!'
You successfully dodge Guitarist's claw.
You try to dodge, but Guitarist is not fooled.
Guitarist sticks you causing a nasty laceration.
Smiling devilishly Guitarist masticates you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You are about to DIE!
Guitarist throws a pinch of magic dust in air and chants (levin bolt)
A levin bolt hits you.
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!

Reilukerho(tm) Levin bolt at entry :D
Posted: 04 Aug 2009 00:09 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Bone Grinder'
Posted: 03 Aug 2009 12:09 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You search around and find a random piece of wood suitable to create a torch
from, and then begin to create a
    torch from it.
A sense of pride overcomes you as you hold the newly created torch out in
front of you for all to see.
1 down, 24997 to go.

Hmmm... maybe not go along that road...
Posted: 31 Jul 2009 22:03 [ permalink ]
You search around and find a random piece of wood suitable to create a torch
from, and then begin to create a torch from it.
A sense of pride overcomes you as you hold the newly created torch out in
front of you for all to see.
Congratulations! You have just completed Torch 5000!
After you finish your 6000th torch you suddenly gain new insight into the
techniques of torch building.  It appears that it should be possible to make
two torches at one time.  You receive the double torch skill at 1%.

Että tuoki piti vääntää...
Posted: 28 Jul 2009 13:48 [ permalink ]
Tajusin viimeinkin, että barbiareenalla ei ehkä kannatakaan odottaa
vastustajan lurea...

Hitaasti, mutta varmasti...
Posted: 27 Jul 2009 11:44 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Crusher'
Posted: 28 Jun 2009 19:58 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Abomination'
Posted: 25 Jun 2009 22:13 [ permalink ]
Being looks at apparatus.
Being eeps fearfully.
Being pushes the button on the apparatus!

With a ripping sound, the fabric of the universe ruptures, leaving
a white gaping wound to nothingness.

An angel shyly steps in through the gate.
Angel smiles angelically.

a white winged angel is being cute

You take a close look at Angel in comparison to yourself.
Level-wise, you can consider yourself superior.
For damage absorption, HAH! Read your prayers!
In the power department, you have a clear advantage.
Defensively, you ARE MAD.

A shining white angel, her wings neatly folded behind her back is eyeing you
with such goodness in her blue eyes that it is definitely frightening.
It excellent shape [es] (90-100%)
Posted: 24 Jun 2009 12:59 [ permalink ]
Prkl... typerä Wompah... paskasti crittas... jupinaa... muminaa...
***
Posted: 23 Jun 2009 13:24 [ permalink ]
Suddenly in a last attempt to kill you Trak runs against you!
  ..But you feint and tackle him to the ground.
     ..You raise your weapon and start bludgeoning him repeatedly..
        ..And bludgeoning..
            ..And bludgeoning..
                ..until his body is but a mush of meat and blood.
You have a new reputation title.
   'Rampaging Whirlwind'
Posted: 22 Jun 2009 11:51 [ permalink ]
You run around the room, waving your torch about, setting everything that will
catch on fire. Soon
    billowing clouds of smoke rise from the charred remains, as you dance
through the embers chortling
    with glee.
The corpse wakes up and starts to move.
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!

Just...
Posted: 21 Jun 2009 12:39 [ permalink ]
You feel the presence of the blissful gods!
You feel your body has improved.
You feel your mind has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to acid.
You feel more proficient in Plant lore.

Tuo viimeinen, JES!
Posted: 16 Jun 2009 09:19 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Master Barbarian'

Posted: 12 Jun 2009 13:10 [ permalink ]
Felix loses the privilege to live.
Felix is DEAD, R.I.P.

WTF? Tää on yleensä nihkee ku perse kesähelteellä.


Meni alas eikä ainuttakaan naarmua omaan hipiään.
Posted: 11 Jun 2009 19:03 [ permalink ]
1 down, 4099 to go.

Kaikkeen perkeleeseen sitä alkaaki...
Posted: 09 Jun 2009 00:38 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Raiding of cevi village!
Posted: 08 Jun 2009 23:29 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Derek's guard'
Posted: 07 Jun 2009 13:55 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Cruelty incarnated'
Posted: 03 Jun 2009 20:45 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Derek's trusted'
Posted: 01 Jun 2009 14:57 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Feared by sovereigns'
Posted: 27 May 2009 22:15 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed The lost troglodyte rod!
Posted: 27 May 2009 00:55 [ permalink ]
You have a new reputation title.
   'Feared by knights'