You open the present.
From the present falls shimmering bracelets of adaption <christmas glow>.
You open the present.
From the present falls a pair of short green boots <christmas glow>.
You open the present.
From the present falls a low wide-brimmed hat <christmas glow> <red glow>.
You open the present.
From the present falls a blue hat of wizardy <christmas glow> <red glow>.
You open the present.
From the present falls a tiny burning ring <christmas glow> <red glow>.
You open the present.
From the present falls a brown pair of boots with missing soles <christmas
glow> <red glow>.
You open the present.
From the present falls a steel ring <christmas glow>.
You open the present.
From the present falls a cracked onyx mask <christmas glow>.
You open the present.
From the present falls the Trilloch's sword <christmas glow> <red glow>.
You open the present.
From the present falls a ruby axe with a dragon claw hilt <christmas glow>
<red glow>.
You open the present.
From the present falls beautiful transparent longbow <christmas glow> <red
glow>.

merry christmas to me

You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Go: #
You are done with the chant.
You hop on both legs, flap your arms and chant 'flzeeeziiiiying nyyyaaa'
You don't have enough mana to travel that far.
You sense your surroundings distorting and then snap.
<---------^--------->  Loc:    Shallows in central Lucentium
|                   |  Exits:  northwest, north, northeast, east, southeast, 
|                   |          south, southwest, west
|                   |  
|        SSb        |  The water here is very shallow. The bottom can be
|      SSSSbbb      |  easily seen and here and there sharp rocks break the
<      SSS*Sb.      >  surface. Shallows like this can be very hazardous to
|      SSSSSb.      |  ships, but perhaps one could travel here with a boat.
|        SSS        |  Many kinds of small fish, crabs and shellfish thrive on
|                   |  these waters. The water is very chilly at the moment.
|                   |  The still water below you would be up to your knees.
|                   |  
<---------v--------->  
a gigantic whale shark idly drifts along
You've been ambushed!

Voice booms from the heavens, 'Foolish mortal, So you claim the leadership of
the Guild.'
Voice booms from the heavens, 'Very well, The saints will value your worth.'
A magical white mist takes over you, fading slightly away.
Higher forces probe your mind.
Ethereal face of a saint appears before you, closely examining your soul.
You hear silent muttering from the heavens.....

Celestial fanfare echoes from the heights, Judgement is near.
Voice booms from the heavens, 'Compared to Guildleader Sister Resin your level
is slightly weak'

Voice booms from the heavens, 'Compared to Guildleader Sister Resin, purity of
thy heart is rudimentary'

Voice booms from the heavens, 'Compared to Guildleader Sister Resin, your
performance with tasks is slightly weak'

Voice booms from the heavens, 'Compared to Guildleader Sister Resin your
experience with holy spells is rudimentary'

Voice booms from the heavens, 'Compared to Guildleader Sister Resin your turn
count is inept'

Voice booms from the heavens, 'Compared to Guildleader Sister Resin your
biggest turn is inept'

Voice booms from the heavens, 'Compared to Guildleader Sister Resin, your
achievements with saint restoration is inept'

Voice booms from the heavens, 'Our final judgement is that compared to
Guildleader Sister Resin, you are rudimentary'

Voice booms from the heavens, 'Tho art not accepted as Guildleader, now
begone, mortal'

You are done with the chant.
You mutter the magic words 'Sanctum circum'
Saints smile over you as UNBOUNDED amount of energy merges into your spell.
Surges of holy force coil around your Deteriorating Rosary forming a pulsing
bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air
exploding on Sick dead pigeon.
Sick dead pigeon's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green
substance.
Sick dead pigeon is DEAD, R.I.P.

Hi.

Attempting to finish project nun eldership before end of the year. We'll see.

Probably still staying semi-retired.

Yours truly

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You give a classical diamond chest labeled as nl (closed) to Blayke.


... donating (again) some more chest space to otieno.

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a piece of a map falls down from above.

How to not play nun a.k.a Saikou has trouble attending prayers.
===============================================================

[18:25]:Saikou (nun): At Cauldron =S
[18:26]:Niele (nun): Best acquire a crystal that makes the room teleportable
so you can come visit!
[18:27]:Saikou (nun): Haven't seen a single merchant and just started, so
we'll see
[18:42]:Saikou (nun): Zero crystalls in the first level =S
[18:55]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Air and Saikou have decided to skip prayer,
and were penalized for their absences.

... little later ...
[16:31]:Toper (nun): prayer
[16:32]:Toper (nun): once i get there
[16:32]:Saikou (nun): At cauldron
[16:32]:Saikou (nun): So, can't make it for at least an hour =/
[17:04]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Saikou and Merioli have decided to skip
prayer, and were penalized for their absences.

... little later ...
[12:33]:Toper (nun): *is, anyway trying to run 2-3 more today
[12:34]:Saikou (nun): Gonna head to cauldron, so I can't make it to prayer for
4 - 5 hours =/

... little later ...
[13:48]:Toper (nun): prayer inc
[13:49]:Saikou (nun): Why always at this time when I'm in the Cauldron? =S
[14:20]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Saikou has decided to skip prayer, and was
penalized for her absence.

... little later ...
[13:55]:Saikou (nun): Once again you start a prayer while I'm in Cauldron =/
[13:56]:Saikou (nun): Would be better to do them either right after boot or in
the evening
[13:56]:Resin (nun): yes, lets plan prayers on your cauldron runs
[13:57]:Resin (nun): i'd say pretty much every day prayer is run around this
time
[13:57]:Resin (nun): well, until max is reached
[13:57]:Saikou (nun): Most people who go here either go during the day (like
me) or in the evening so doing prayers right after boot before anyone gets up
to doing anything would be the best for everyone and in the evenings at a time
most people haven't yet started anything would be another good time
[13:59]:Saikou (nun): Yeah, I've noticed, and I've said many times that it
would be better to run it earlier
[13:59]:Resin (nun): but im not on ealier...so thats not a good time
[14:00]:Saikou (nun): Well, whatever then I'll just miss it everyday
[14:01]:Resin (nun): i'd say, u need to expand your playing abilities
[14:02]:Saikou (nun): Would be if one could do so without fucking himself over
[14:03]:Saikou (nun): You can, but you still lose all temporary bonuses and
infernal energy
[14:03]:Saikou (nun): And not every merchant sells those
[14:05]:Saikou (nun): I did ask Shina if he could make it so nuns wouldn't get
fucked over by going to prayer, but he basically just said "fuck nuns" =P
[14:17]:Ecky [nun]: if cauldrons prevent you from attending prayers, don't go
there before 7 prayers done for the week -> problem solved. you miss cauldron
runs on monday-wednesday but can run thursday - sunday without worries.
[14:18]:Saikou (nun): Which would on average be -15+ megs exp per week =S
[14:19]:Ecky [nun]: playing nun involves attending prayers. if you're not
interested in playing nun, but instead insist on playing chaos cauldron, maybe
you should not be a nun in the first place.
[14:20]:Saikou (nun): Normally it's not a problem doing both, since I managed
just fine to attend prayers and run Cauldron before, but the prayers have been
pushed back an hour or two after boot, which coincides with the time I'm
usually already here
[14:21]:Anatea (nun): +1 for banishment of saikou!
[14:21]:(nun): Anatea tempts Sister Ava over to the dark side.
[14:21]:Resin (nun): just taking notes
[14:22]:Anatea (nun): btw shina says 'fuck nuns' because it's a far more
brilliant guild than any he's ever been able to come up with.
[14:22]:Saikou (nun): That's probably true
[14:23]:Saikou (nun): It's just annoying that you have to either decline from
making more exp in Cauldron or shoot yourself in the foot by attending prayer
and losing your "progress"
[14:24]:Saikou (nun): It's not a problem if you've only just entered and
manage to get a crystal from the first merchant, but if you've been here for
over an hour ... =/
[14:24]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Saikou has decided to skip prayer, and was
penalized for her absence.
[14:26]:Toper (nun): ive been to cauldron and attended the prayer
[14:26]:Saikou (nun): I've done so a couple of times too
[14:27]:Toper (nun): so its doable and no wondrr shin doesnt care
[14:28]:Ecky [nun]: i'd guess shina sees it as a nun problem, not a cauldron
problem.
[14:28]:Saikou (nun): That's exactly it
[14:29]:Saikou (nun): He just said that it's a nun guild mechanic

... and then, eventually this ...
[15:30]:Saikou (nun): Btw, what is the max amount of prayers in a week?
[16:27]:Resin (nun): 7
[16:27]:Saikou (nun): Why not run one every evening of the week?
[16:27]:Resin (nun): let me give you a sugggestion
[16:28]:Saikou (nun): Go ahead
[16:28]:Resin (nun): the guild is not run around your schedule
[16:28]:Saikou (nun): Did I say it was? I asked why not run one every evening
[16:28]:Resin (nun): typically first 3 days, 2-3 prayers are run
[16:28]:Resin (nun): each day
[16:28]:Saikou (nun): As in it would have a fixed time
[16:28]:Resin (nun): it pretty much is fixed now
[16:29]:Lozlo (nun): there has to be enough nuns online, synod members to run
it, etc
[16:29]:Saikou (nun): Except it's not if I sometimes make it and others I
don't
[16:30]:Resin (nun): my guess, prayer will be run in a couple hours orso
[16:30]:Saikou (nun): By that time I'm done with Cauldron so that's perfectly
fine
[16:31]:Saikou (nun): Can you say a more accurate time for the first prayer of
the day, so that I can try to hold off on going to Cauldron until after it's
run?
[16:32]:Lozlo (nun): again, depends on synod members who run it, and nuns
online, so will never be a specific exact time.
[16:32]:Saikou (nun): =S
[16:33]:Lozlo (nun): if this is your challenge with nuns, youre in for a rough
time.
[16:33]:Saikou (nun): It pretty much is the only challenge, if a guild
restricts one's grinding in a game based on grinding it's pretty annoyingh
[16:34]:Resin (nun): well, maybe broaden your scope of game
[16:34]:Resin (nun): and not just cauldron
[16:35]:Saikou (nun): That's the thing, if I try to go to Cauldron as soon as
I can, I miss the prayer, if I try to hold off until the prayer I may not have
time to actually do anything once I get there =/
[16:35]:Resin (nun): hence, maybe try other areas
[16:36]:Saikou (nun): Other areas don't let one run exp as leisurely, since
you have to switch areas all the time, not as nice to actually grind =P
[16:36]:Lozlo (nun): there are daily rep caps for many other things, monks,
cooking, etc. if everything was open and easy like tarm and druid without rep
or anything, the guilds wouldnt be interesting.
[16:36]:Lozlo (nun): so youre complaint is that the game isnt easy enough?
[16:37]:Saikou (nun): No, my complaint is that one cannot grind one's own
preffed way at one's preferred time
[16:38]:Resin (nun): sadly, you will be quite frustrated with nuns
[16:38]:Saikou (nun): And just because a guild has a rep cap, doesn't mean
that you can't grind to that cap daily
[16:40]:Saikou (nun): I actually like the guild, it's this one area that's
annoying, and the fact that it's the best place to grind exp for hours on end
with a pretty good rate, since on other areas you have to plan on where to go
next and in which order and hope that no one else ran them before you
[16:41]:Lozlo (nun): so play the game of cauldron, or play the game of batmud.
your choice :)
[16:42]:Saikou (nun): If I had someone willing to run exp with me daily for 4
- 6 hours, then sure I could run other areas too, but unfortunately Drakh is
pretty much the only one willing, but he gets bored running exp anywhere else
unless the rate is actually very good =(
[16:43]:Saikou (nun): And I get bored way too fast to try yelling for party

... and finally ... 
[13:28]:Saikou (nun): All prayers for this week done?
[14:32]:Saikou (nun): -.-
[15:02]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Saikou has decided to skip prayer, and was
penalized for her absence.

You tell Gargoyle 'tee nunna!'
Gargoyle tells you 'en ikinä'

[Mon Jan 02 12:24:31 2023 Nun inform ]
DINGG! DONGGG! DIINNGGGG! DOOOONNNGGGG!   ...hour of prayer has started!

Shenderic leaves east.
Gunk rides out east.
Munkki leaves east.
Here is where the soldiers engage in marching, weapons drills, and archery
practice. Sometimes targets are set against one wall, backed by thick bales of
hay to prevent the arrows from passing through the targets and breaking on the
stone. There's a latrine in the south and barracks to the north.
Above you is a moving, clear sky. There is a brisk wind.
Obvious exits are: n, e, s and w.
Munkki the Thrikhren < confusion and despair >
Gunk the terrible Spawn <burning>  < confusion and despair >
Mael, the aged drake [Rider:Gunk]
Shenderic the Sprite < confusion and despair >
a castle guard of Torre de Renardia
a castle guard of Torre de Renardia
a castle guard of Torre de Renardia
a castle guard of Torre de Renardia
a castle guard of Torre de Renardia
a castle guard of Torre de Renardia
a castle guard of Torre de Renardia
a very beautiful blood angel clad in almost nothing
a castle guard of Torre de Renardia
a castle guard of Torre de Renardia
a castle guard of Torre de Renardia
a swift blood angel with two deadly swords
Lord Flame, the captain of the castle guard
Murdoch rides in from west.
Drakh arrives from west.
Deathseeker arrives from west.
Valger arrives from west.
Keliant arrives from west.

Alas, the magestic m00se has been slain!
Moose is DEAD, M.O.O.S.E.

You are done with the chant.
You touch your pulsing halo and quickly recite (holy bolt)
Surges of holy force coil around your Deteriorating Rosary forming a pulsing
bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air
exploding on Draconian mummy.
Ghost of Brad whispers: 'Yes, slay the evil!'
You feel more pure and closer to Las.

A full-grown sheep shouts 'Thanks Mrhandless, I still need 5k for next level!'

*facepalm*

You guess Kohothegreat to be your unknown opponent.
You are CORRECT! Congratulations, you qualify to the next round.
You emote to Kohothegreat 'goes teasingly 'Nee-ner nee-ner neee-ner!!' at
you.'

Crippled dead pigeon is DEAD, R.I.P.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.

You point at Ghost and shout, 'By the power of Deteriorating Rosary, I command
you to TURN!'
Dazzling white mist takes over Ghost as it ceases to exist.
You notice an old steel knife, an old steel knife, an old steel knife, an old
steel knife, an old steel knife, an old steel knife and an old steel knife
where Ghost used to be.

Raztax, the Demon screams in pain and is bleeding badly.
Zircon in Ecky's name fumes brightly.
A bright flash takes over and Abbess Abigail stands before you.
Abbess Abigail raises her cross of St. Nicole to the heavens and mutters '
¤Lassum¤ '
The skies open and dazzling bright light sweeps over the region.
Raztax, the Demon EEPS fearfully.
Abbess Abigail ZAPS screaming Raztax, the Demon with death rays.
MASSIVE bolt of pure magic hits Raztax, the Demon inflicting terrible pain.
FLASH of lightning strikes from the heavens, mutilating Raztax, the Demon.
HUGE blazing meteor dashes from the skies totally crushing Raztax, the Demon.
Raztax, the Demon SCREAMS in pain as Abbess Abigail tortures it with chain
lightning.
Raztax, the Demon BEGS for mercy as Abbess Abigail tears all limbs off, one by
one.
Foul stench of burned meat floats in the air as squached body of Raztax, the
Demonstaggers lifeless to the ground.

Abbess Abigail is suddenly bathed in bright light as she fades away.

Covid's Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
Raztax, the Demon's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green
substance.
Raztax, the Demon is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Raztax, the Demon's neck leaps to Siggy's
Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Raztax, the Demon's neck leaps to Covid's
Kerbholz.
You hear moaning and gnashing of teeth.
Shenderic aborts the spell casting.
Abbess Abigail connects to your mind, 'Thank you for giving me the opportunity
to avenge the death of my fellow sisters. You have done well.'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Abigail's Nightmare'*


Special thanks to Ellash, Covid, Thorwor, Siggy, Fosforos, Eronk, Galdriel,
Shenderic, Spearhead & Nosunrise

31 done, still missing these ones:

| Virtuosic nun of Holy Might                  | [ :( ]              |
| Vindicator of justice                        | [ :( ]              |
| Good shepherd                                | [ :( ]              |
| Torment and Agony                            | [ :( ]   [R 1]      |
| Angelique's cross                            | [ :( ]              |
| Abigail's Nightmare                          | [ :( ]   [R 1]      |
| Mastery of Holy Relics                       | [ :( ]              |


supposedly 33 or 34 tasks should be enough for eldership. we'll see

Gotrek tells you 'No! I will not have mudsex with you'


... the weirdest tells i get

Your typo falls into a pit dug by Greyhame and dies.
finger greyhame
She was last on Wed May 01 17:15:40 2002 (20y, 220d, 18h, 38min and 49s ago).

turbo Zombie-cop.... so I moved two rooms, trying to get him to track...

Zombie-cop arrives from south.
Your knowledge about Zombie-cop's tactics allows you to evade the ambush.
Zombie-cop exclaims 'I guess last time wasn't enough for you, Ecky!'
********************** Round 1 **********************
Zombie-cop hits Ecky twice inducing a nasty lesion.
You miss Zombie-cop.
Hp: 573/673 [-53] Sp: 815/1176 [] Ep: 246/246 [] >
Zombie-cop is not in a good shape (50%).
Zombie-cop waves its index finger while uttering (cold ray)
A cold ray hits you.
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
You are casting 'holy bolt'.
Hp: 94/604 [-479] Sp: 815/1176 [] Ep: 246/246 [] >

Suddenly surges of holy force flushes through you as WRATH OF LAS thunders
through Valentina's hands.

efficient spellcasting ftw!

You are done with the chant.
You utter the magic words (blessing of tarmalen)
Your rixx-tec hums.
Your concentration fails and so does your spell.
You feel like you just saved some spell points!
Hp: 326/501 [] Sp: 1308/1308 [+275] Ep: 156/252 [] >

You are too exhausted to clean your beehive.

Grey dead pigeon is DEAD, R.I.P.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.

You notice an old steel knife, an old steel knife, an old steel knife, an old
steel knife and an old steel knife where Ghost used to be.

You tell Kohothegreat 'mikäs nyt on, ideas last ei näytä mitään sulta!'
Kohothegreat tells you 'maailmanloppu tulossa!'

[14:43]:Amipa {terror+}: You sacrifice pervertsword.
[14:43]:Amipa {terror+}: An object appears between your feet.
[14:43]:Amipa {terror+}: osuva :P

YUCH, Green Slaad's entrails spill all over the place.
Green Slaad is DEAD, R.I.P.
Holy white flames dances around you.
Old nun arrives in a puff of smoke and mutters, 'You have slain down all the
slaads within one day. Magnificent, you remind me of myself when I was at your
age. Ah, your reward, here is a key that I confiscated from a fiend. I am too
old to find out which door this key fits in.. although I have a pretty good
idea. Good luck, may Las guard your journey.'

Old nun gives you a key.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Slaad hunt'*

You feel more experienced in leading.
Gray Slaad suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently,
then falls to the ground, lifeless.
Gray Slaad is DEAD, R.I.P.

Special thanks to Ellash!

Baroque (wanted): summon at deso
You tell Baroque 'need still?'
Baroque tells you 'yeah'

You frantically wave your hands and yell (summon)
Baroque snaps into existence.
Baroque thanks everyone.
Baroque leaves east.

... yeah, you're welcome.

Heretic looks at cd.
Eronk asks 'cd?'
Eronk hisses 'kohta varmaa tulee dvd:tki.'
Eronk hisses 'psht.'

magerathia party, runnin mazes ...

[22:21]:Drifter {party}: I just entered 69. It's moist.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You point at Ghost and shout, 'By the power of Deteriorating Rosary, I command
you to TURN!'
Ghost screams loudly as bright light consumes its undead body.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.

You are done with the chant.
You spread white glow with your Deteriorating Rosary and exclaim (holy bolt)
Saints smile over you as UNBOUNDED amount of energy merges into your spell.
Surges of holy force coil around your Deteriorating Rosary forming a sparkling
bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air
slamming on Black dead pigeon.
Black dead pigeon's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green
substance.
Black dead pigeon is DEAD, R.I.P.

old plan archived:
>Lelder booms 'Oot ihan vitun rasittava persereikä.'
>Broetchen {bat}: I have no mortal enemies... except that retard ecky
>Can not tell: Farliss (ignored: little shit)
>Blax {rixx}: maybe some people are missing the point especially Ecky
>Rhoads (kabula+): jaa se oli tuo vitun eki... nyt on sweet ignore enabled

You are done with the chant.
You raise your Deteriorating Rosary toward the heavens and recite 'aajdi zodz'
zaqlai'
Fabric of space TREMBLES as immense powers are channeled through you.
Your Deteriorating Rosary radiates purity as white lightning strikes through
the air tickling Player.

critical tickling.

Thy must seek out fiendish monster called 'A short grinning black demon of
Twilight' and slay it. By doing so, the spirit of St. Briemwen is restored.

just joo...


You give a blank yellow scroll to Bernadette.
You have failed your holy mission of retriving the scroll of St. Briemwen.
Sister Bernadette says, 'Oh you don't need this any more? I will store it
then. Thank you'.

Ecky [party]: löytyikö?
Darna [party]: ei, aika hidasta tällä örkin näkyvyydellä. ja gnome on yhtä
huono
Astrax tells Darna and you 'tarviitteko magee'
Darna [party]: valaita ja mustekaloja vaan
Darna tells Astrax and you 'voisit taikoa Eckylle esiin seamonsterin'
You tell Astrax and Darna 'on ecky nyt merille lähtenyt pikku
kaarnapurrellaan'
You tell Astrax and Darna 'voi voi mikä kummitus tuolla haa, ecky aivan
säikähtää'
You tell Astrax and Darna 'oon seamönsteri hähähähääää tyirättätätätättäää'
You tell Astrax and Darna 'c3 purtes on heikko, aaltoihin jää,
tyirättätätätättättättäää'
Astrax tells Darna and you ':)'

Total of 149064265 experience spent on character.
Total of 183286103 (122.957%) experience spent in reincarnation taxes.

Spotted dead pigeon is DEAD, R.I.P.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.

Your rank in the Sisterhood is currently 'Slayer of undead'.

You clap hands and whisper 'koko mudi kuntoon, hep'
Your concentration fails and so does your spell.
You feel like you just saved some spell points!
Hp: 501/501 [] Sp: 179/1377 [-1198] Ep: 249/249 [] >

yay, i saved sps.

29 x turn undead ---> 17 x fail.

Dyslexia best bane

>study holy bolt
You have a hard time concentrating.
This costs you 127641 experience points.
Studied total 1% of the spell.
You now have 'Holy bolt' at 78% without special bonuses.
With current bonuses it is at 77%. Current maximum without bonuses is 78%.

>study holy bolt
You have a hard time concentrating.
This costs you 127641 experience points.
Studied total 1% of the spell.
You now have 'Holy bolt' at 78% without special bonuses.
With current bonuses it is at 77%. Current maximum without bonuses is 78%.

>train burial ceremony
You have a hard time concentrating.
This costs you 1486 experience points.
Trained total 1% of the skill.
You now have 'Burial ceremony' at 45% without special bonuses.
With current bonuses it is at 44%. Current maximum without bonuses is 100%.

>train burial ceremony
You need 434 more experience to reach the total cost of 1486 experience.

who guild barbarian full
[Barb Elder] Arasaka Minami the Barsoomian < NOOKIE |> Rixx-Tec <| > (horny)
(Barb Elder) Bartok BARTY the Barsoomian
(    IV    ) Deathseeker the terrible Spawn < Cunning Stunts > (horny)
(  Killer  ) Dl the terrible Spawn (horny)
( Explorer ) Ellash the Barsoomian < peace on mars >
[    90    ] Nermac the Barsoomian < rusty ol' monkay... > (horny)
(  Octopus ) Peelo the terrible Spawn < Expi > (horny)
(Barb Elder) Sandel Sotasankari the Noble Draconian enjoys the sun < hum >
(horny)
(    VII   ) Silencer the terrible Spawn < Expi > (horny)
(  Eternal ) Warund the Noble Draconian < seeyalater > (horny)
[Barb Elder] Yggdrasil Hagalaz the Fire Giant rides over Nordland
11 players shown. (<>=Wizard, {}=Leader, []=Mortal, ()=Reborn)


who guild nun full
(  64-bit  ) Anatea the ragged Zombie toils eternal
{  Seeker  } Awed Bru'Man the member of Tinmen Soror Sanctae Lucis
(  Seeker  ) Demo Version the Duck you fools! < hum >
[    95    ] Derfel the shining member of Tinmen
[  Seeker  ] Ecky Forgot the Gnome in her Bathroom
(Remembered) Fuser Swift the transparent Shadow Lionheart (holy) < Hokuten >
+sentinel+
{ Farseeker} Nosunrise the Ent Holy Bolt Thrower
(Vanquisher) Tatza Teutomatus the Thrikhren
(  Eternal ) Tikku KABULA the transparent Shadow MASTER-NUN (holy) < fun >
( Explorer ) Toper the transparent Shadow < xor >
(HolyMother) a figure clad in black cloak ^o^
11 players shown. (<>=Wizard, {}=Leader, []=Mortal, ()=Reborn)



...

Due to the presence of the incarnation of prosperity in your continent, you
manage to squeeze the maximum amount of experience by capitalizing on the
kill.
Small dead pigeon stops existing in this reality.
Small dead pigeon is DEAD, R.I.P.

mmm.... prosperity

You mutter the magic words (holy bolt)
Surges of holy force coil around your Deteriorating Rosary forming a sparkling
bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air
exploding on Dread.
You crave for more power and are tempted by the dark path.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.

Miksa tells you 'tuu hinaa mobi ecky'
You tell Miksa 'no voimmie, mihis'
Miksa tells you 'duh, toi toine hinari tuli sittenki, toinen kerta'

[ghost]: Deathwish eyes Deathseeker suspiciously.

| Virtuosic nun of Holy Might                  | [ :( ]              |
| Slaad hunt                                   | [ :( ]              |
| Vindicator of justice                        | [ :( ]              |
| Good shepherd                                | [ :( ]              |
| Torment and Agony                            | [ :( ]              |
| Angelique's cross                            | [ :( ]              |

You feel more pure and closer to Las.

Zorb tells you 'ei ne miehet koskaan vedä ajoissa ulos!'
Zorb tells you 'parempi se on lennättää lasti vaikka naamalle, menee vähemmän
aikaa siivota'

You tell Kohothegreat 'oooo lvl 99! jäbä on menettäny levelin'
Kohothegreat tells you 'juggis ei ollut samaa mieltä että george lazenby on
paras bondi'

You hear a long 'uli uli uli uli uli' from somewhere in the distance.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You aim carefully as you toss vial towards Large hunting dog.
Vial hits Large hunting dog on the head shattering into pieces.
Large hunting dog screams in pain as holy water burns his skin.
The voice of Elders echoe in your head, 'EXCELLENT!, You managed to complete
this quite challenging task in three hours. You are a credit to the guild.'
Your glass pendant is suddenly bathed in bright light, dazzling you
completely.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Might of Holy Vials'*


Special thanks to Spearhead and Nosunrise for tips and help.

#nunlife ....


Hannah, the sister of mercy lights a small candle and places it on the altar.
You close your eyes and place your hands on your chest as you calm down for a
prayer. The world around you blurs as you start to sink deeper into your
belief.....
H:729/729 S:1055/1055 E:329/329 Eq:wis W:49kg >Toper leaves south.
Toper's disc floats after her.
Sister Clemente mutters the magic words 'sanctus angeliq'
Your soul is covered by holy aura.
The warmth of Las fills your soul.
Hannah, the sister of mercy smiles happily.
Sister Bernadette hums a little tune.
Abigail, the abbess prays for celestial guidance.
Sister Clemente cherishes her Golden Cross and determinedly chants 'sanctus
Exzordus'
Nosunrise is suddenly surrounded by a white aura.

[Tue Jan 18 20:12:29 2022 Nun inform ]
DINGG! DONGGG! DIINNGGGG! DOOOONNNGGGG!   ... hour of prayer has ended!


Las is displeased with you for skipping the prayer. He will not look upon you
so favorably in the future. You have been penalized in your eligibility for
the Synod.
[20:12]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Alorn and Ecky have decided to skip prayer,
and were penalized for their absences.
Hannah, the sister of mercy walks out from the chapel.
Sister Clemente walks out from the chapel.
Sister Evelyn walks out from the chapel.
Sister Bernadette walks out from the chapel.
Sister Mabelle walks out from the chapel.
A nun comes and picks all the ceremonial candles back to the basket.A nun
picks up the box of candles as she leaves the room.
Ecky's candle suddenly ignites with white flame.
Your candle suddenly ignites with white flame..........
........and a sudden REVELATION takes over you as Las responds to your prayer.
You regain full consciousness and lay your candle to the ground.

You give Hallowed Rosary (holy) <red glow> to Bernadette.

Sister Bernadette says 'What is this?'
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.
Sister Bernadette gasps at you.

Sister Bernadette says 'Las be praised! You found the Hallowed Rosary! You
have done well sister'

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Tomb Raider'*

Thanks to Woocca, Venturus, Astrax, Nosunrise, and others who helped and gave
hints and tips!

Can not tell: Farliss (ignored: little shit)

batmud has such a wonderful player community

Grocer is DEAD, R.I.P.
Hp: 5/912 [] Sp: 307/801 [-87] Ep: 330/385 [] exp: 52252 [+6114]

In the center of the room is a small altar labelled 'Nun'. There is a small
figurine of Ecky on top of the altar.

You boom 'rajua ajamista ku tein 2 minsassa 2 ziniumia.'
Astrax goes 'Heh'.
Astrax mumbles 'ajoitko barnumille.'
You boom 'eiku hain raccon tail hat.'

... Few moments later, Ecky is battling evil foes at Temple of Sarku ...

Priest shouts 'Ecky's BLOOD tasted good!

[23:01]:Ghost of Ecky [ghost]: you raise me up, so i can climb a mountain...

You tell Astrax 'hehe'
Blayke tells you 'DAI'
Astrax tells you 'lisää ziniä'
You tell Blayke 'it was such a BADASS mob!'
Banba comforts you.
You tell Astrax 'liian vaikeitia mobeja tämmöselle nubulle'
Astrax smiles at you.
You tell Banba 'i know i never should've left the butterfly farm'
You tell Banba 'life was good there'
Banba goes 'Heh' at you.

Heavenly protection: ###
You sprinkle holy water over Ecky.
You glow softly.
You sprinkle holy water over Ecky.
You glow softly.
Your sprinkle misses Ecky by a mile.
You sprinkle holy water over Ecky.
Holy water heals you enfolding your body with a soft glow.
Heavenly protection: ##
You sprinkle holy water over Ecky.
You glow softly.
Heavenly protection: #
You sprinkle holy water over Ecky.
You glow softly.
Your golden glow fades away.
You are done with the chant.
You swing your Deteriorating Rosary and humbly utter (heavenly protection)
You lack purity, try to sprinkle some holy water over yourself before casting.

.... pfffffttt!!!!!

#nunlife

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Seed of evil'*

Thanks to Spearhead for help!

The vortex reaches critical mass and opens.
There does not seem to be a 'Undyingrage' in the Realms.

..aww!

Undyingrage starts concentrating on a new offensive skill.
A cart labeled 'Talaine's' emotes 'Message for discounts!'
Undyingrage goes 'GNNNN!'.
> relo dagnarille
You tell Dagnarille 'relocating to YOU!'
[12:46]:Ecky [report]: relocating to dagnarille
You have an unusual feeling as you cast the spell.
You start chanting.
Relocate: ###
[12:46]:Byleth (sales): great staff of olympus 100k
Relocate: ##
Undyingrage shoves you by the shoulder
Something breaks inside you and you almost fall.
That really HURT!
********************** Round 1 **********************
Undyingrage hits Ecky thrice causing a nasty laceration.
You grab Undyingrage slapping the arm with a juvenile attack.
Undyingrage tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You shove Undyingrage trying hard to keep the sensei's teachings in mind.
You grab Undyingrage slapping the arm with a juvenile attack.
You miss Undyingrage.
Hp: 573/907 [-334] Sp: 498/754 [] Ep: 392/393 [] cash: 3 [] exp: 124363 []
Undyingrage is in excellent shape (100%).
Relocate: #
You are casting 'relocate' at 'dagnarille'.
Undyingrage starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
Undyingrage leaves west.
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes frantically and state 'hypin pompin luokses juoksen'
You sense your surroundings distorting and then snap.
This is a newly created ship room.
Above you is a still, clear sky.
Obvious exits are: d, city and home.
a dukonium arch with black engravings
a starmetal arch with glowing engravings
a mithril arch with glowing engravings
Dagnarille the dark Shadow < harbor games >
A tortured Unicorn is standing here. [host]
A dwarf tourist, visiting the city [host]

[12:07]:Berenn {sales}: huge bronze spear + misty blue shield of energy mb 50k
(some sac value)
[12:07]:Ecky [sales]: 50k
[12:07]:Berenn {sales}: can check in 2 min
[12:09]:Berenn {sales}: 135+157k sac value on the weapons, let's say mb 40k
(12:09) You tell Kapo 'berenn ignore, voikko bidaa sille ton 50k nousta
salesin kamoista'
(12:10) @Kapo nods his head at you, yeah, ok.
(12:10) You tell Kapo 'voit sanoo et multa'
[12:10]:Ecky [sales]: 50k still
[12:10]:Berenn {sales}: ignored people are ignored, I was informed a troll bid
a troll bid.
(12:10) Kapo tells you 'pistin viestin joo'
(12:10) You tell Kapo 'huomasin'

The corruption seeps into your body and burns you.
Hp: 867/905 [-38] Sp: 765/765 [] Ep: 388/388 [] cash: 0 [] exp: 115065 []
You feel like there is now enough lingering ki energy for you to contain. Try
'contain ki'.
> cki
You store the ki spark in your 'Du mai' meridian channel.
The spark feels like a fair spark.
You can release it with the 'release ki from du mai' command.
You can check the energies within with 'concentrate on ki' command.


... special relic from rixx auction occasionally corrupts, and monk can store
these as ki-sparks and use to blast enemies

[23:15]:Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Shatmypants.

From the present falls bronze leggings.

Berenn slowly transforms back to normal.

we all hope he does.

Bear says,"I'm going to go share all of the love I have with Anatea!"

monk belts

make yourself a belt with sewing skill
you'll get different dam type effect to iron palm based on material

cloth -> poison
silk -> asph
paper -> mana
leather -> acid
fur -> cold
feathers -> psi
flesh -> elec
cotton -> poison
burlap -> cold
rubber -> fire
etc

use kata to be sure you'll get a belt with best possible adjective
make the belt in arelium clothing store (near candyshop).

bring the divine refined material with you, drop it to the ground and use
syntax:
use sewing at <material> make belt dye <dye>

use some fancy dye color, like paisley or polka-dot

you should get something like "a beautiful paisley belt" or "a glamorous
polka-dot belt"
those seem to give good powers.

when you're done, bring your freshly made belt to a merchant who will repair
it to awesome cond
then take the belt to monk guild, find your statue room, then use syntax
'statue give <belt>'

check the power with 'statue meditate'

Holy bolt: ###
Armageddon shouts 'Annihilation of world in 7 seconds!'

nunlife... shooting pigeons to the last second.

You sit on Santa's lap.
Santa gives you a present.
Santa drops you from his knee.
You open the present.
From the present falls a Kronenbourg.
You drink from a Kronenbourg.
You feel really sick.
>Hp: 453/825 [-372] Sp: 916/916 [] Ep: 338/338 [] 

| Convent's life                               | [ :) ]              |
| Save the Orphans                             | [ :) ]              |
| Feed the Poor                                | [ :) ]              |
| Find valentina                               | [ :) ]              |
| Happy bees                                   | [ :) ]              |
| Memento mei                                  | [ :) ]              |
| Might of Holy Lore                           | [ :) ]              |
| Aid the Underdogs                            | [ :) ]              |
| True Devotee of Las                          | [ :) ]              |
| Vials and Stamina                            | [ :) ]              |
| Demons of the soul                           | [ :) ]              |
| Set of White Rose                            | [ :) ]              |
| Hammer of Las                                | [ :) ]              |
| Battle Against Evil                          | [ :) ]              |
| Heal and nourish                             | [ :) ]              |
| Holy deeds                                   | [ :) ]              |
| Patron of the Righteous                      | [ :) ]              |
| Cry for help                                 | [ :) ]              |
| Forces of Evil                               | [ :) ]              |
| Undead Lords                                 | [ :) ]              |
| Prove thy Strenght                           | [ :) ]              |
| Pilgrimation                                 | [ :) ]              |
| Blood of the Innocent                        | [ :) ]              |
| Evil thorn in the flesh of good              | [ :) ]              |
| Tears of nun                                 | [ :) ]              |

| Might of Holy Vials                          | [ :( ]              |
| Virtuosic nun of Holy Might                  | [ :( ]              |
| Good shepherd                                | [ :( ]              |
| Tomb Raider                                  | [ :( ]              |
| Angelique's cross                            | [ :( ]              |
| Seed of evil                                 | [ :( ]              |
| Abigail's Nightmare                          | [ :( ]              |

> ask abbess about estimation of holy battleground
You ask Abigail, the abbess about estimation of holy battleground.
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'About your achievements in holy battlegrounds, your
wisdom is deep and skills adequate for an elder status.'


finishing the 7th rnd is enough

[10:08]:Pils (sales): 5 gem red compass mb 10k
[10:08]:Pils (sales): 10k
[10:08]:Miksa {sales}: pils the mighty bids for his own compass

A voice of an Angel echoes in your mind 'Good work, although the spy managed
to escape from you. You have proven your value to us.'
Eye of Zion shatters into million of pieces.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Forces of Evil'*

Thanks to Woocca, Nosunrise, Venturus, Ordos, Astrax, Nepnep and Heretic for
helping out with the targets.

weird monk rank...

> monk who
,------------.
| Lvl | Name |
|=====|========================================================================
|  30 | Ecky the Valar ralaV eht yckE < intro > (Inquisitor)
|  30 | Malos Korvenkaivaja the senior Centaur tree herder (Si-Jo)
|  30 | Sylvester the white Centaur (Si-Jo)
`------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[10:02]:Nubustiina (terror+): oli kyllä rankkaa puuhaa se slowi regaini.
tarmalla helppoa ku idlaa ja ressailee ni siinähän ne tulee!
[10:03]:Nubustiina (terror+): anatea
[10:03]:Nubustiina (terror+): lolapua

> pull lever
You pull the lever, and watch the wheels spin...
   and you won 690 gold!!

> lead
This race has permanent leader.

#valarlife

A nasty looking Zombie lurks here (undead)
A skinny skeleton is trying to look tough here (undead)
A nasty looking Zombie lurks here (undead)
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
H:637/729 S:860/860 E:263/325 Eq:spr W:45kg >Hp: 637/729 [] Sp: 860/860 [] Ep:
262/325 [-1] cash: 742 [] exp: 23168 []
tu
You start concentrating on the skill.
H:637/729 S:860/860 E:262/325 Eq:spr W:45kg >********************** Round 1
**********************
Zombie tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You foot-sweep Zombie in the chest, sealing up cardiac veins and crushing the
ribcage.
Zombie dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Zombie is DEAD, R.I.P.
********************** Round 1 **********************
You miss Skeleton.
You punch Skeleton in the chest, sealing up cardiac veins and crushing the
ribcage.
Skeleton loses the privilege to live.
Skeleton is DEAD, R.I.P.
********************** Round 1 **********************
You foot-sweep Zombie in the chest, sealing up cardiac veins and crushing the
ribcage.
Zombie gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Zombie is DEAD, R.I.P.

#monklife

read book
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about enhance criticals.

You shove Mole like if hitting a foreign pig.

You are done with the chant.
You trace fiery blue runes on the ground with your Staff of Druids (earth
power)
The saints smile to you during Jubilee and you conserve a LOT of the mana.
You fail miserably in your spell.
You feel like you just saved some spell points!
Hp: 389/433 [] Sp: 387/1083 [+84] Ep: 210/210 [] cash: 2 [] exp: 522245 []

[21:10]:Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Butthole.


> finger butthole

Butthole is a level 1 mortal of the Drow race.
He was created Sun Oct 10 21:08:06 2021 and he is 2min and 17s old.
He has been linkdead for 44min and 34s now.
He has no plan.

You tell Woocca 'pitäsköhän reinkata tää?'

Thu Jul 01 20:20:21 2021 [general] by Game Staff

    Ugliness, Floki and Nevermore are never more. Same goes for their
secondaries. Wish I had a robot like these guys, but alas, removals are
old-fashioned manual work.

check also:
blog ecky 66670

>wear replacing mask
This is a disposable item and has already been used so it might not be wise to
put it on again.
You remove a peculiar headgear with reindeer antlers.
You wear a used laboratory mask.

The voice of Sister Hannah echoes in your head, 'It has been a long time since
you donated anything. Have you totally forgot those in great need?. Gather
some food and clothing and bring them to the Convent to me'

I won that damn donation race 2 weeks ago with 2k foods and few hundred
clothes.

Your rixx-tec flashes and hastens your spell.

Your rixx-tec hums with energy as it prepares to power your next spell.

Xxxxxxi tells you 'toivattivasti se on nainen! ja nus nus :)'
Xxxxxxi tells you 'mistell!'

[13:17]:Nubustiina (terror+): | A spotted ghostly pigeon                 4001 
    |
[13:17]:(terror+): Nubustiina moans.
[13:18]:Cybermom (terror+): nunlife
[13:18]:Pehvi [terror+]: | A spotted ghostly pigeon                 962      
|
[13:19]:(terror+): Nubustiina glows with happiness.
[13:19]:Pehvi [terror+]: | A nun taking care of the Orphans             933   
   |
[13:20]:Pehvi [terror+]: voiks sit reinkkaa pois nunnista ku on lahdannu
enemmän puluja ku orpoja?
[13:20]:Nubustiina (terror+): koskaan ei voi
[13:20]:Nubustiina (terror+): kerran nunna, aina nunna
[13:20]:Pehvi [terror+]: pahin reinccurse
[13:20]:Nubustiina (terror+): rikkurit teloitetaan convassa joka sunnuntai
prayerin yhteydessä
[13:21]:Pehvi [terror+]: pitäskö tehdä human nun vaan sen vuoksi että sillä
olis paremmat tissit ku thrikhrenillä
[13:22]:Nubustiina (terror+): kirjotat vaan paremman descin sille nykyselle
[13:22]:Pehvi [terror+]: mul oli joku tissidesci joskus
[13:22]:Pehvi [terror+]: pitäs ostaa abilityllä lisää rivejä että sais enempi
cleavagea

There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
********************** Round 1 **********************
You lightly push Omnos with shield making small marks.
You spank Omnos making small marks.
You miss Omnos.
You barely scrape Omnos making small marks.
Omnos is in a good shape (85%).
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Omnos lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
A large hole replaces Omnos's face.
Omnos is DEAD, R.I.P.
Young nun shouts 'Omnos died like a DOG!'
Omnos's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.

These are in the remains of the old Church elevator.
The elevator has collapsed but there is entrance to mazes
that are under the old city.
Obvious exits are: e and enter.
>enter
You are in the old catacombs. All passages seem the same.
You are deep underground.
You are at the edge of the catacombs now.
A crude message is scrawled on the wall.
Obvious exits are: d and out.
a tasty cake
This large fungus is looking for adventurers to eat
You see right through Fungus' pitiful ambush attempts.
>d
You are in the old catacombs. All passages seem the same.
You are near the ground, you can hear footsteps above.
You are at the edge of the catacombs now.
Obvious exits are: s, w and u.
>s
You are in the old catacombs. All passages seem the same.
You are near the ground, you can hear footsteps above.
You are at the edge of the catacombs now.
There are no obvious exits.

ask jennifer about bees
You ask Sister Jennifer about bees.
Sister Jennifer tells you, 'The basics of beekeeping at the beefarm ..''

o You can rent one beehive at a time. The rent is 10000 gold coins
  per month. You can pay the rent in advance for 12 months.

o A beehive can contain a maximum of 8 honeycombs at a time.
  The amount of bees the hive can support depends on the number of the
  combs.

o The population of the beehive depends on the amount of honeycombs.
  The combs deteriorate by use, the more worn the comb is, the less honey
  and wax the bees can produce. The amount of dead bees also affect to 
  the productivity of the bees, so remember to clean the hives.

o The bees can sting you, so remember to wear a protective hat!

You tell Valentina (monster) 'foo'
The voice of Sister Valentina echoes in your head, 'I am at Zonni swamp on the
continent of Furnachia'

... ok, just a little exp on me, so off to Zonni swamps to train ->

bit later:
A nasty smelling swamp is what you find yourself standing in.  The horrible
mud and water reach up to your chest and make your clothes cling to you like
clammy seaweed.  Anything might be lurking in this foul area.
The swamp continues in every direction.
A slime-covered ladder leads up onto a small plateau.
Above you is a hot, slowly moving, clear sky. A breeze blows around you. The
still water below you would be up to your hips.
Obvious exits are: n, e, s, w and u.
a Gray Slaad-Lord is hopping around here (undead)
a charged ball of electricity zooms towards you
a Gray Slaad-Lord is hopping around here (undead)

Where the f*** is Valentina?

You tell Valentina (monster) 'foo'
The voice of Sister Valentina echoes in your head, 'I am at Ancient tower on
the continent of Desolathya'

"Voimmeko antaa hetken lipua hiljaa pois
Antaa tuomioidemme olla
Antaa anteeksiantamattomuuden olla
Antaa vihan ja rakkauden olla niin kuin meren aalto rantaan lyödessään
Antaa itsensä kadota kallion halkeileviin uomiin"
-- Kuusumun Profeetta

All monsters and fiends through heaven and hell stand in awe and revere
Glaurung
as he proves his worth by vanquishing all that stands in his path.

Hello Newbies!

I buried a chest near Dortlewall. The chest has a shield, a weapon and a piece
of armour, worth of several shiny mithrils if bought on sales.

Get your shovel, wield it, and go 'dig ground' to find the treasure chest.

Yours
Ecky


UPDATE: This chest was dug up by myself today. No newbies were harmed in the
making of this fun challenge.

Turquoise crate contains: (3 out of 3 slots used)
a HUGE spiked club "Demoncrusher" <red glow>
mallorn shield with long mithril spike <red glow>
a crown of the kings

> tell broetchen ootko kokeillu et onko eroa siinä wifi-netissä että otatko
yhteyden wlan-hotspotin kautta vs. usbin vs. bluetoothin kautta. mulla on ollu
ainaki silleen et isoki ero siinä miten yhdistää läpändeeruksen kännykän
kautta

Can not tell: Broetchen (ignoring you)


edit:

Fosforos tells you 'ihan oikein ignoree jos käyttää sanaa läpändeerus'
You tell Fosforos 'muah :D'
You tell Fosforos 'jaxuhalit sulle!'
Fosforos tells you ':D'

[00:24]:Zin <nun>: re-scaled nun dmg messages, your damage is still the same
but reaching message cap is now lot harder

nuns with burglemask make these messages look kinda funny

Suddenly surges of holy force flushes through you as WRATH OF LAS thunders
through Burglefloogah's hands.

You are done with the chant.
You draw door frames in the air and utter (dimension door)
You are disturbed by something, your spell misfires.
Something scary happened!
You feel drained.
You feel like you just saved some spell points!
Hp: 220/424 [] Sp: -996/1477 [-1866] Ep: 237/237 []  cash: 453 [] exp: 132392
[]

You toss the a diamond bracelets |> Rixx-Tec <| right to the jaws of the robot
and it munches it to pieces.
You have gained +1 upgrade on your next rixx-tec item.

You tell Ulath 'hei! juhlan kunniaksi, ota mun player freezer banni pois :D'
Ulath tells you 'E!'
You emote to Ulath 'makes puppy dog eyes at you.'
Ulath tells you 'Kysy Ziniltä, se hirveen mielellän auttaa pelaajia
tommosissa'
You tell Ulath 'sounds like a trap'
Ulath tells you 'Eeeeeeei....'

remember kids, always train plant lore

> list
Item Description                              Cost(gp)   Amount
   1 A snow-white crystalline plant                100       50
   2 An ordinary gem                               400      100
   3 Gem of burning lava                          3000       20
   4 A green mistletoe                             100        3
   5 A black vine seed                             100        5
   6 A small medicine bag                        24000       10
   7 A big medicine bag                          52000       10
   8 A HUGE medicine bag                        200000       10
   9 An apothecary robe                         650000        3

> buy 1
You cannot purchase an item if you don't know what to do with it.

Sudden enlightment takes over you.
Angry voice of Las booms from the heavens, 'You have not turned undeads in
ages, you are a poor nun!'
Your stomach GRUMBLES.
You are HUNGRY.
You are no longer satiated.
Several scars appear all over your body.
A flash of lightning strikes you down!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Blood pours from your wounds!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

Sudden enlightment takes over you.
Angry voice of Las booms from the heavens, 'You have not turned undeads in
ages, you are a poor nun!'
Your stomach GRUMBLES.
You are HUNGRY.
You are no longer satiated.
Several scars appear all over your body.
A flash of lightning strikes you down!

Heal all: #
You are done with the chant.
2 players can be affected with this spell.
You feel like Elwynes healed you a bit.

#tarmalife

Heal all: ##
You feel extra powers flowing into you from your bracers of divine knowledge.
Heal all: #
You are done with the chant.
You need 1 more spell points to cast this spell.
You sizzle with magical energy.

#tarmalife

Suddenly the heavens darken in the distance, with stormclouds gathering over a
peculiarly small area!
A number of lightning strikes fill the air, with booming thunder and smell of
burning incense ...

A chaotic, ancient voice, speaks, booming all over the creation:

  'Greetings and well met, beings of this realm ...
   The mortal called Koraf has performed an incredible feat!
   A gargantuan task with thousands of battles fought, won and lost ..
   The path has been difficult, but the ultimate prize is now at hand!
   Restoration of the gleaming Moondragon axe, Paingiver to its former
   full glory, Koraf's legendary deed will be forever remembered!'

The voice fades, leaving only echoes behind.

Koraf shouts 'BY THE POWER OF DAROL AND KIZARWEXIUS, I HAVE THE POWER!'
You wonder what THAT was all about ...

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|||| The following messages seem to vibrate from all responsibility for   ||
|||| everything completely: It is called all responsibility for           ||
|||| everything completely and identified as 'responsibility' and         ||
|||| 'resp'.                                                              ||
|||| It takes the following slots: held.                                  ||
|||| It has been in the game for 1min and 34s.                            ||
|||| It is almost weightless, tiny, in great condition, it's BRAND NEW,   ||
|||| made of 60% faulty assumptions, 20% wishful thinking, 10% an         ||
|||| inability for anyone else to actually stick to their commitments,    ||
|||| 10% broken pieces of rainbow, worth 1 gold and of shoddy quality.    ||
|||| It hasn't been worn by anyone.                                       ||
|||| It hasn't been wielded by anyone.                                    ||
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[12:56]:Onnifer [wanted]: oh, said him to somebody ask me to bell him -> insta
ignore, so no good for that droolah
[12:57]:Morkzar [wanted]: i've been on his ignore for 1x bell for soon 2
months now, so worth it!
[12:57]:Ecky [wanted]: rly? ima gonna try that out myself
> bell tikku
No such player (tikku)

[12:48]:Pehvi [terror+]: loppuu duunit kohta, mitähän sitä alkais tekeen?
[12:48]:Hoss (terror+): taskeja!
[12:48]:Lotheac <terror+>: oletko kuullut kuninkaastamme alkoholista

madness...

[09:13]:Ecky [sales]: 55 x scroll. fill your ship's bookcase. mb 10k
[09:13]:Beautyin [sales]: 10
[09:13]:Rhoads (sales): 10k
[09:13]:Rhoads (sales): 15k
[09:13]:Beautyin [sales]: 20 :P
[09:13]:Rhoads (sales): 25
[09:13]:Beautyin [sales]: 30 :P
[09:13]:Rhoads (sales): 35
[09:13]:Beautyin [sales]: 40 :P
[09:14]:Rhoads (sales): 50
[09:14]:Beautyin [sales]: 55 :P
[09:14]:Rhoads (sales): fuck you then 110k
[09:14]:Beautyin [sales]: 120 :P
[09:14]:Ecky [sales]: sold
[09:14]:Rhoads (sales): to me or?
[09:14]:Argonath [sales]: haha
[09:14]:Rhoads (sales): continues bidding: 130k
[09:14]:Ecky [sales]: to beautyin
[09:14]:Beautyin [sales]: Thanks

Mon Jan 25 05:40:52 2021 [general] by Darol
    Floki, Ugliness, Docx, Kknd, Liao, Nevermore and Wildfist have been
temporarily banished from the realm for robotting/idle tanking/enabling to
robot. The only reason why their names can still be viewed with the finger
command is that I'm personally too tired and old for this kind of thing and
perhaps there is still some kind of shred of empathy left in me before I'm
completely dead inside.

You are done with the chant.
You hold your crucifix of St. Elalian tightly and exclaim (holy bolt)
Surges of holy force coil around your crucifix of St. Elalian forming a
vibrating bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through
the air blowing up on Guard.
You get bad vibrations as Guard's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Guard is DEAD, R.I.P.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.

ask abbess about estimation of serving synod
You ask Abigail, the abbess about estimation of serving synod.
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to serving as a synod member, your
wisdom is deep and skills adequate for an elder status.'

You ask Abigail, the abbess about estimation of saint restoration.
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to restoring saints your wisdom is deep
and skills adequate for an elder status.'

Guggelo (terror+): zerksi linjoilel jsut sopivasti! oi maallisen ja maattoman
tiedon haltija, suuntimien samaani, kaiken epäpyhän kahvin juoja! avaa sanaisa
arkkusi ja raota vakkasi kantta! kerro tiedon etsijälle millä mekaniikalla
tiamatin desti staffi toimii!

You have turned total of 2160 undeads and your biggest turn is 'Lygoa, the
vampire stands here' (40400)

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fail to channel your god's power.
********************** Round 1 **********************

...

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fail to channel your god's power.
********************** Round 6 **********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Cackling demonically you lightly crush Thin dead pigeon with shield causing
heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Thin dead pigeon suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times
violently, then falls to the ground, lifeless.
Thin dead pigeon is DEAD, R.I.P.

#nunlife

[19:08]:Luminarc [sales]: A forked glass wand of 'sex mb 10k
[19:09]:Luminarc [sales]: sex change

* YOU STARTED TASK 'Forces of Evil', TIME TO COMPLETE: 12h *


Sister Evelyn tells you, 'The first evil in this chain of conspiracy is
She-Demon of Sodom of Mythical Valley. Before you leave, remember to equip
yourself with Eye of Zion. Use it to the minion of evil before frying it so
that the knowledge of next link in this chain of darkness is resolved. You
must continue doing this until you reach the top. The one behind this whole
conspiracy. Its death will most likely reveal the code name of the traitor
living in our convent. We have estimated that you have about six hours before
the traitor gets information of our actions and escapes. If this happens you
will still pass the task by killing the head man of this conspiracy, however
if you manage to expose and slay the traitor you will gain extra reward.'

You have turned total of 2013 undeads and your biggest turn is 'Lygoa, the
vampire stands here' (40400)
You ask Abigail, the abbess about estimation of turning undeads.
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to turning undeads, your wisdom is deep
and skills adequate for an elder status.'

[23:42]:Huppu (nightlife+): moonrind pro bardrunemage tomorrow @20?
[23:42]:Ellash (nightlife+): you mean to heal and prot him or what?
[23:42]:Huppu (nightlife+): no I mean to dance at sc to keep evil spirits at
bay
[23:43]:[nightlife+]: Peenari boogies.
[23:43]:Choboeio (nightlife+): Full share?
[23:44]:Fosforos {nightlife+}: i'd guess he wants you for kill party so full
shares obv? :)
[23:45]:Lolzo [nightlife+]: you never know with huppu!
[23:45]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: obviously stating that the stating of the
obvious is obvious.?
[23:45]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: ldo
[23:45]:Ellash (nightlife+): yeah sorry really bad pun on "moonrind pro" i'll
see myself out
[23:45]:Lolzo [nightlife+]: next he might be giving crimsons half-shares
because they just sit there!
[23:45]:Choboeio (nightlife+): Oh I meant for the dancing at sc
[23:45]:Huppu (nightlife+): well, I dislike giving people lower shares, so
can't take crimsos in general
[23:46]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: sarcasm, hard to detect since the birth of
internet
[23:47]:Ecky [nightlife+]: you only take crimsos in colonel?
[23:47]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: I only take ecky in moderation
[23:47]:Ecky [nightlife+]: "ignoration is a bliss"
[23:48]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: is that a word
[23:48]:Ecky [nightlife+]: yes. 'that' is a word.
[23:48]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: or was it some 200 iq pun I didn't get...
[23:48]:Ellash (nightlife+): clearly 200iq
[23:49]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: clearly ignorance is a bliss
[23:49]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: hmm
[23:49]:Rhoads (nightlife+): ignorance is bliss.
[23:49]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: is is it bliss... or a bliss.
[23:49]:Rhoads (nightlife+): not a bliss :)
[23:49]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: yes, I noticed my faulty grammar before you
[23:49]:Rhoads (nightlife+): how do you know? I'm a slow typist.
[23:49]:Zidane [nightlife+]: i'm a master debater
[23:49]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: who careS?!?!?!?!?!?
[23:50]:Rhoads (nightlife+): no one, ldo
[23:51]:Broetchen {nightlife+}: Ecky joins the marvelous company of Arnoldi,
Zenick, Spann, Tiktok and Kohothegreat, to name a few bright-blokes-from-bright
on
[23:52]:Ecky [nightlife+]: Merriam-Webster defines ignoration as " 2 [ignore +
-ation] : an act or action of ignoring " ... obviously a pun around a phrase
coined by Thomas Gray in 1768. sorry for using the extra 'a'. i'm sure Your
Higness did get the idea nevertheless.

You ask Abigail, the abbess about estimation of saint restoration.
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to restoring saints you have almost
achieved the knowledge that is required from an elder.'

You have turned total of 1904 undeads and your biggest turn is 'Lygoa, the
vampire stands here' (40400)

Guitarist is DEAD, R.I.P.

revenge of bassist

You have turned total of 1844 undeads and your biggest turn is 'Lygoa, the
vampire stands here' (40400)

[17:39]:Grand Abjurer [infalert]: ORBAGEDDON!
[17:39]:Grand Abjurer [infalert]: Orb has surfaced from oblivion
[17:39]:Grand Abjurer [infalert]: Orb has emerged from nothingness
[17:39]:Grand Abjurer [infalert]: Orb has surfaced from oblivion
[17:39]:Grand Abjurer [infalert]: Orb has materialized to existence
[17:39]:Grand Abjurer [infalert]: Master has sent us a new orb
[17:39]:Grand Abjurer [infalert]: Space-time continuum surges as another orb
appears
[17:39]:Grand Abjurer [infalert]: Orb has materialized to existence
[17:39]:Grand Abjurer [infalert]: Space-time continuum surges as another orb
appears
[17:39]:Grand Abjurer [infalert]: I felt disturbance in infizinity

You have turned total of 1788 undeads and your biggest turn is 'Lygoa, the
vampire stands here' (40400)

Nevermore tells you 'like to sexchange others and turn other's mount invis?'

Nevermore tells you 'fuck off'

Amipa (terror+): nunnissa ja työelämäs on niitä mulkkuja jotka whinee jos et
tuu ajoissa mestoille :P

You have turned total of 1655 undeads and your biggest turn is 'Lygoa, the
vampire stands here' (40400)

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Demons of the soul'*

Special thanks to all who helped!

From the present falls a gleaming pendant crafted from fresh mithril
<christmas glow> <red glow>.

You open the present.
From the present falls a pewter eye patch.

open present
You open the present.
From the present falls potion of longevity.
drink potion
You drink the potion of longevity.
Your metabolism can't handle the PAIN, OH NO!!!
You feel older.

when you try to hide with invis, so others dont see who is doing restores:


[Tue Dec 15 17:15:07 2020 Nun inform ]
Sister Someone the christmas brownie begins to restore St. Unaen.

You are done with the chant.
You clap hands and whisper (remove poison)
You cure the poison!
As your foe dies, you feel a bit more experienced.
Hp: 414/414 [] Sp: 1074/1163 [-89] Ep: 249/249 [] cash: 0 [] exp: 35351 [+332]


Rixx ring proccing killing blow from remove poison?

Darna reinccaa seccinsä, mutta sehän pitää tehdä tyylillä...

[23:32]:Garas [ghost]: everyone says merchants sucks in combat, but I'm going
for a new solo kill!
Massive elephant shouts 'Thanks Garas, I still need 5k for next level!'
Info: Garas dies.
[23:32]:Kohothegreat {ghost}: congrats
[23:32]:[ghost]: Async claps.
[23:32]:Ghost of Garas [ghost]: oh man. I guess everyone was right after all
[23:32]:Ghost of Garas [ghost]: time to reinc out of this crap guild!
Info: Garas is now a gnoll.

> nw
Dunk dunk
<---------^--------->  Loc:    Icy Cobblestone Road in southern Rothikgen
|                   |  Exits:  northwest, north, northeast, east, southeast, 
|        fff        |          south, southwest, west
|     fffffffff     |  
|   ----+?fffffff   |  A cobblestone road runs here. It is quite broad and
|   fffff\ffffffl   |  definitely makes the journey easier. However, slippery
<   ffffff*ffffll   >  ice covers it in many places, and one needs to be
|   fffffff%fflll   |  careful nonetheless.
|   ffffffsf\ffff   |  
|     fffffff+-     |  
|        fff        |  
|                   |  
<---------v--------->  
Derfel arrives from southeast.
Woocca arrives from southeast.
Derfel removes Felidae's sparkling crystal amulet labeled as f1.
Derfel's eyes sparkle!
Derfel removes Felidae's sparkling crystal amulet labeled as 8con.
Derfel's eyes sparkle!
Derfel removes Felidae's sparkling crystal amulet labeled as f2.
Derfel's eyes sparkle!
Derfel removes Felidae's sparkling crystal amulet labeled as f3.
Derfel's eyes sparkle!
> l
<---------^--------->  Loc:    Icy Cobblestone Road in southern Rothikgen
|                   |  Exits:  northwest, north, northeast, east, southeast, 
|        fff        |          south, southwest, west
|     fffffffff     |  
|   ----+?fffffff   |  A cobblestone road runs here. It is quite broad and
|   fffff\ffffffl   |  definitely makes the journey easier. However, slippery
<   ffffff*ffffll   >  ice covers it in many places, and one needs to be
|   fffffffhfflll   |  careful nonetheless.
|   ffffffsf\ffff   |  
|     fffffff+-     |  
|        fff        |  
|                   |  
<---------v--------->  
Woocca the Lich War Medic < +  Crux Sancta Sit Mihi Lux  + >
Derfel the Valar < +  Crux Sancta Sit Mihi Lux  + >
Dunk dunk
Dunk dunk
Gwen screams, 'I am being attacked by Fierce soul eater, HEEELLP MEEEE!'
You hear horrific death scream as Fierce soul eater multilates Gwen.
You hear the angry voice of Sister Evelyn echoing in your head, Gwen has DIED.
You have FAILED your task!

* You have FAILED task 'Demons of the soul' *

[23:06]:Pehvi [terror+]: eiks se oo ihan hauska välillä ottaa pataan ja feilaa
[23:06]:Sirdarna [terror+]: ei!
[23:06]:Cybermom {terror+}: jengi unohtanu sen. kaikki pitäs kaatuu kahel
runil max ja tunnissa...=)
[23:06]:Pehvi [terror+]: mieluummin sitä muistelee jotain horror yrityksiä ku
jotain "meni sillon seki niin smoothisti"
[23:07]:Pehvi [terror+]: niinku seki yks henkka mikä oli jonku 5 tuntia 10-15%
[23:07]:Sei (terror+): jooh paremmat tarinat noista väännöistä ku siitä et
seraphim meni 3 runil
[23:07]:Tylir (terror+): legionilla oli aikoinaan ihan mahtavia reissuja
[23:07]:Tylir (terror+): 9manilla failattiin fazidia yms
[23:07]:Cybermom {terror+}: 12h arthasta tappaneena sarman ja miksan kans 3
manilla. se oli tuskaa
[23:07]:Sei (terror+): :D
[23:08]:Sei (terror+): eikö ollu worth it?
[23:08]:Cybermom {terror+}: olin iha nyyppä. olin vaa onnessani et pääsin
partyy mut oli se aikamoista
[23:08]:Murrough (terror+): oijoijoi jotain aamuviis kestänyttä lesser demonia
mikä failattiin ku liidu imi enemmän ku vacuumhoover 9000 jo niiltä guardiani
mobeilta
[23:08]:Pehvi [terror+]: nii et "tuu arthakselle, ostan empyn 1M per membu"
... sit ku pääsee sinne niin ajetaan 3-manilla
[23:08]:Murrough (terror+): piti luovuttaa ku tyyppejä alko lähteen töihi ja
vähä alko väsähtelemää kaik :)
[23:09]:Sei (terror+): eka valentina runi oli kans, tarmadruidulina pyyettii
viel vissii 2 päivää aikasemmi mukaa ku joku ol feidannu
[23:09]:Sei (terror+): 12.00 -->5:30 tms ku se kuoli
[23:09]:Sei (terror+): ol keppiki tyhjänä jo seraphimilla yms :D
[23:09]:Pehvi [terror+]: keppi... tyhjänä...
[23:10]:[terror+]: Pehvi giggles and snorts at the same time, sounding rather
strange.
[23:10]:Porgar (terror+): se yks moratar keskel viikkoa oli kyl kans aika
ikimuistonen, söi aina päitä jossai 5% paikkeil ja tais heilua 5-40% viimiset
3h ennenku luovutettii 0330 aikoihi yöl, töissä oli kivaa
[23:10]:Cybermom {terror+}: 8h failed nithem lammas & co kanssa
[23:10]:Pehvi [terror+]: ai että!
[23:10]:Pehvi [terror+]: parhaat ajelut jää mieleen
[23:10]:Porgar (terror+): olikoha vielä et vaihees kävi 0%, vetäs mirrorit ja
pari blastia osu niihin, sit söi 3 päätä putkeen ja takas 40%+
[23:11]:Tylir (terror+): jotain d+ behoja oli kans et meni johonki aamukolmeen
ja sit ruvettiin yrittään syöttää sille jotain tankkia et saatais mahasta
kamat että pääsis ees failaamaan
[23:11]:Murrough (terror+): eka tiamat ever twiddle+ kans, 20h+ ku oli about 3
jotka oli enne ollu ja zenic nukahti jossai aamuviide-kuude aikoihi
[23:11]:Murrough (terror+): fukups, fukups all around!

*Ecky         +---+.
*Ecky         +   +.
*Ecky         +-+-+.
*Ecky           |.
*Ecky   +-+-+ +-+-+ +-+-+.
*Ecky   |   +-+FPO+-+  O|.
*Ecky   +---+ +---+ +---+.
*Riistis -wis-.
Riistis smiles proudly.
Hp: 627/627 [] Sp: 1206/1340 [-3] Ep: 256/256 [] cash: 0 [] exp: 26240 []
Protection from evil: #
Darna [party]:         +---+
Darna [party]:         +   +
Darna [party]:         +-+-+
Darna [party]:           |
Darna [party]:   +-+-+ +-+-+ +-+-+
Darna [party]:   |   +-+FPO+-+  O|
Darna [party]:   +---+ +---+ +---+
Black King arrives from east.
Black King points at you and shouts, 'CHECKMATE'
That really HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.


,--------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Time             Killed by                                               |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 02 Dec - 21:20   Unknown assailant                                       |
| 02 Dec - 21:29   a black king seeking to rule the world.                 |
| 02 Dec - 21:54   a black king seeking to rule the world.                 |
| 02 Dec - 22:15   a black king seeking to rule the world.                 |
| 02 Dec - 22:19   a black king seeking to rule the world.                 |
| 02 Dec - 22:28   a black king seeking to rule the world.                 |
| 02 Dec - 22:41   a black obsidian golem looking for something to squash  |
| 02 Dec - 23:00   Unknown assailant                                       |
`--------------------------------------------------------------------------'

Black King thinks long and states, 'Defence is the best offence and retreats
south, commanding his pawn to take you.'
Black King leaves south.
Dispel evil: #
Black King arrives from south.
Black King points at you and shouts, 'CHECKMATE'
That really HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

House of Kebab informs on Web Dec 02: Ecky invited xxx.

xxx tells you 'nope. but not to be rude. i may want a more influencal house.
or does influence not effect benefits??'
You tell xxx 'if youre looking to minmax, join house of sky'

House of Kebab informs on Wed Dec 02: Ecky banished xxx.

Holy bolt: #
You are done with the chant.
You raise Deteriorating Rosary high in the air and mutter (holy bolt)
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills your soul. Air thunders around you as immeasurable amount of energy is
drawn in you, lifting your body high in the air. At the peak of your might you
yell in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
Surges of holy force coil around your Deteriorating Rosary forming a sparkling
bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air
detonating on Clerk.
You get bad vibrations as Clerk's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Clerk is DEAD, R.I.P.

[14:02]:Ecky [wanted]: 'broker edit' bug tobe fixed
[14:03]:Tobe (wanted): but Im not a bug

when you typo at first and then correct it

hb gurd
You start chanting.
H:403/403 S:555/1140 E:245/245 Eq:rdy W:48kg >Holy bolt: ###
Holy bolt: ##
hb guard
You interrupt the chant in order to start a new chant.
You start chanting.
Guard is disturbed by spellcasting.
********************** Round 1 **********************
That really HURT!
That really hurt! You just have to stop your spell.
You lose your concentration and cannot cast the spell.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Guard hits Ecky thrice snapping a neck bone.
Hp: -105/403 [-508] Sp: 555/1140 [] Ep: 245/245 [] cash: 3 [] exp: 20907 []
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
H:-105/403 S:555/1140 E:245/245 Eq:rdy W:48kg >Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

You draw the symbol of Las on the air and pray for guidance.
Sudden enlightment takes over you.
Las booms from the heavens, 'You have forsaken my path and become evil!'
Las booms from the heavens, 'SUFFER, INFIDEL!'
You are no longer satiated.
A flash of lightning strikes you down!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You escape death!
You are no longer unconscious.
You are no longer stunned.
Your soul is free again!

Wiespe raises his hands and a wall of magical darkness shoots up from the
ground!

Wiespe chants and invokes his undead powers!

You are hit by a mental storm suppressing your magic.
Wiespe hits Venturus, Golloth, Veldrin, Axl, Sarma, Astrax, you and Blayke
with his suppress magic.
Wiespe hits Venturus, Golloth, Veldrin, Axl, Sarma, Astrax, you and Blayke
with his killing cloud.

[10:45]:Vaf (terror+): drifu o iha vegaanin näköinen
[10:45]:Adicia (terror+): semmonen salaatinmussuttaja ituhippi
[10:45]:Dddr (terror+): sarjamurhaajalta ku liian kiltinnäköne
[10:45]:Adicia (terror+): ketään en oo murhannu pitkään aikaan
[10:46]:Serku [terror+]: seki on saavutus

General Info:

    Our Internet Service Provider is performing an additional maintenance in
relation to the lifecycle upgrades to their backbone on Wednesday, the 2nd of
December 2020 between midnight (00:00) and 6 a.m. (06:00 hours) EEST (GMT+2).
Either multiple 5 minute outages or a one 1 hour outage are expected,
depending on the execution of the maintenance.


[21:00]:Glaurung (bat): will there be 2weeeks of tuneles expgrinding to
compensate for this loss of 5 minutes ?
[21:01]:Roak {bat}: +1
[21:01]:Larppa (bat): \8D/
[21:01]:Rhoads (bat): yes plz +1
[21:01]:<bat>: Amarth emulates sounds of Pingu and goes 'Nyuk nyuk' then
hovers elsewhere, a 'Nyuk nyuk' can be heard from the distance.
[21:02]:Glaurung (bat): wow, a rare arch emote out in the open!
[21:02]:Deathseeker (bat): shhh! you'll frighten it!

Gore awards Noctur -1818 points for completing 'Just because' task.

v[18:40]:Spann (client): my trigger isnt working
[18:40]:Spann (client): wish you could cut and paste the text
[18:41]:Hair (client): you can test your trigs fairly easily from the
commandline by doing /echo some text
[18:41]:Hair (client): where "some text" is what you're trying to trigger on
[18:43]:Spann (client): I am putting the text in trigger body . There isn't
enough left to apply. keep remedy
[18:43]:Spann (client): keep remedy
[18:44]:Spann (client): wont let me do commands in client
[18:44]:Porkzar (client): you have keep remedy in body also?
[18:44]:Spann (client): I cant write it in client because commands work in
channel
[18:46]:Porkzar (client): well well, i have no clue what your issue is and
what you're trying to do
[18:46]:Spann (client): trying to keep remedy toss remedy get remedy from
backpack cc
[18:47]:Spann (client): body is there isn't anything left to apply
[18:47]:Porkzar (client): okay well put the There isn't enough left to apply.
in trigger body, all your wanted actions in the trigger action = ??? = profit
[18:47]:Porkzar (client): or why isnt that working, i'm still puzzled what the
issue with that is
[18:47]:Spann (client): doesnt work
[18:48]:Hair (client): PEBKAC
[18:48]:Porkzar (client): how is it not working?
[18:48]:Spann (client): let me make a simpler one
[18:48]:Dagnarille [client]: Are you making sure you're using matching langue?
[18:48]:Spann (client): nothing happening
[18:48]:Porkzar (client): you dont give too much info to go with and just
cryptic issues
[18:48]:Spann (client): with
[18:49]:Dagnarille [client]: Make sure you are you using the message the game
is giving you and not an estimation of it.
[18:49]:Porkzar (client): and make sure you check that there isn't an 'extra
space' after you copy paste the message, that messes things up
[18:49]:Spann (client): return in the channel is invisible
[18:49]:Spann (client): how do you copy past the message?
[18:49]:Dagnarille [client]: Make it do something simple like 'say test'
[18:50]:Porkzar (client): how do you copy paste anything with computers, thats
how
[18:50]:Spann (client): I dont see a way to select test with batclient
[18:50]:Hair (client): Use the mouse, Luke!
[18:50]:Porkzar (client): paint it with mouse and press ctrl+c like any other
software?
[18:50]:Dagnarille [client]: hover your mouse over it, click and drag
[18:51]:Hair (client): you dont even have to ctrl-c, batclient automatically
copies to clipboard after releasing r mouse button
[18:51]:Spann (client): diappears as soon as I lift up the button
[18:51]:Hair (client): err l mouse button
[18:51]:Dagnarille [client]: Hair answered right as you posted :)
[18:51]:Spann (client): oh thats how it works
[18:52]:Spann (client): whats the windows command to past
[18:52]:Hair (client): seriously?
[18:52]:Dagnarille [client]: control p
[18:52]:Spann (client): I usually use drop down list
[18:53]:Hair (client): ctrl-v is paste
[18:53]:Kohothegreat {client}: you can also right click commandline
[18:53]:Spann (client): nothing
[18:53]:Hair (client): many keyboards have little text on the front of the
keytops, not on the tops, that show what ctrl + that key does
[18:53]:Spann (client): I am trying to past into trigger
[18:53]:Fosforos {client}: shift + insert
[18:53]:Spann (client): seems you cant

[18:54]:Hair (client): yes, shift+insert works as well
[18:54]:Spann (client): thanks lets see if I can make a simple trigger
[18:55]:Dagnarille [client]: oh hey control p is print, I give up trying to
help
[18:55]:Spann (client): seems to work. I am guessing that triggers are case
sensitive
[18:55]:Hair (client): ...
[18:55]:Spann (client): thanks
[18:56]:Porkzar (client): ofc they're not, batclient has such advanced AI that
guesses your typoes and everything and makes it right
[18:56]:Dagnarille [client]: Don't let them beat you up Spanny, we newbies
need all the help we can get in life

You are done with the chant.
You rub crucifix of St. Elalian and utter with sinister voice (holy bolt)
Surges of holy force coil around your crucifix of St. Elalian forming a
vibrating bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through
the air bursting on Ghast.
Ghast's short sword burst into holy flames!
Ghast moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Ghast is DEAD, R.I.P.
You gain divine inspiration, hasting your casting speed.
You encourage those around you to fight harder as you strike the killing blow
at your opponent!


a sharp iron short sword (burning with holy fire)

[18:58]:Felaern [client]: very nice piece of coding
[01:19]:Spann (client): so where can I get tips on setting up client online?
[01:28]:Spann (client): is this a dead channel?
[01:28]:Jamieo [client]: now
[01:28]:Jamieo [client]: no**
[01:28]:Spann (client): okies
[01:29]:Jamieo [client]: I just didnt' have any tips :(
[01:57]:Spann (client): how do you impoort scripts to client?
[01:58]:Hair (client): depends which os you use, but if windows copy scripts
to c:\users\<yourname>\batclient\scripts
[01:58]:Hair (client): be sure they have the .bcs extension or they won't load
[01:59]:Spann (client): I am on the main ones let me try
[02:02]:Spann (client): so for the prot trigs script for windows I just copy
and past this file. I don't see any extensions
[02:02]:Jamieo [client]: where are you getting it from.
[02:03]:Spann (client): era batclient prots
[02:03]:Jamieo [client]: ?
[02:03]:Jamieo [client]: oh the ones from the bat.org site.
[02:04]:Jamieo [client]: And your File Explorer is set to show file
extensions?
[02:04]:Spann (client): prots bcs
[02:04]:Spann (client): I just move the file there?
[02:04]:Spann (client): not copy paste?
[02:05]:Jamieo [client]: Move the file there.
[02:05]:Jamieo [client]: and restart batclient.
[02:05]:Jamieo [client]: and the bootup() lines will run and you will have
prots
[02:05]:Spann (client): I just put one in after the other?
[02:05]:Hair (client): you can copy the file there then do /scriptreload and
then /scriptbootup
[02:05]:Hair (client): no real need to restart the client
[02:06]:Jamieo [client]: Hair is teaching you black magic
[02:08]:Spann (client): say wont let me paste
[02:08]:Fugazi (client): have you script for sound in fight, ex. sound for
stun ?
[02:09]:Jamieo [client]: Are you downloading these bcs files or are you trying
to copy the text.
[02:09]:Spann (client): I know
[02:09]:Fugazi (client): I have BCS I think
[02:09]:Jamieo [client]: Fugazi bell me works for making a sound.
[02:10]:Jamieo [client]: well, bell fugazi in that case.
[02:10]:Jamieo [client]: so you would just want to trigger on your text and do
that.
[02:10]:Fugazi (client): ooh but I have never make that, I pick when stun is
write in screen and I add command bell fugazi ?
[02:11]:Jamieo [client]: ye
[02:11]:Fugazi (client): ok try that thank you!!
[02:11]:Spann (client): wont let me move the file there cant save it
[02:11]:Garok {client}: maybe he wants some variety in the noises - so that,
if he's good, it'll play "Ring Christmas Bells" one note at a time?
[02:12]:Fugazi (client): yep nice idea Garok :D
[02:12]:Spann (client): I moved the link to scrips
[02:12]:Spann (client): do I save it in notepad and move it there?
[02:13]:Jamieo [client]: Spann, make this easy on yourself.
[02:13]:Jamieo [client]: https://www.bat.org/client-plugins
[02:13]:Jamieo [client]: right click the link, and hit save as.
[02:13]:Jamieo [client]: And save it to your scripts folder.
[02:13]:Spann (client): now its letting me
[02:13]:Spann (client): thanks
[02:14]:Jamieo [client]: that should work for you
[02:39]:Spann (client): is there a place that shows you aliaes and triggers?
[02:39]:Hair (client): /alias for aliases and trigger manager for triggers
[02:43]:Spann (client): how do you erase an alias
[02:44]:Fugazi (client): unalias
[02:44]:Fugazi (client): unalais 'name'
[02:44]:Fugazi (client): unalias oops
[02:45]:Spann (client): how do you see list of aliases
[02:45]:Stylus (client): type alias
[02:45]:Fugazi (client): type alias only
[02:45]:Spann (client): how do you flask' too I need those
[02:45]:Spann (client): targe t
[02:45]:Fugazi (client): I want put new police font, but she add with other
police fonts why?
[02:47]:Fugazi (client): I add file font police in rep fonts but I can choose
this font in game :(
[02:47]:Spann (client): looks like flask' is targetting to target. ok
[02:49]:Fugazi (client): in rep fonts, lucida font is here and I can selection
this font in game but not file font I add :s
[02:50]:Spann (client): what is the command to flask' something
[02:52]:Spann (client): t arget something
[03:01]:Spann (client): there is no help for client anywhere?
[03:02]:Pisano <client>: hit escape, go to the help menu, and go crazy.
[03:03]:Spann (client): is ld
[03:04]:Spann (client): figured out how to remove bull' alias
[03:04]:Spann (client): or not
[03:04]:Spann (client): esc is linkded

[17:16]:Spann (client): what does command 'dismiss aura' do? I seem to have
one
[17:17]:Porkzar (client): it must be a secret command available only for
client users
[17:17]:Porkzar (client): oh wait
[17:19]:Spann (client): I also have one called asks ask statsa about $*
[17:19]:Anatea (client): this has got nothing to do with the client, please
take your nonsense elsewhere
[17:22]:Spann (client): just saw some old commands. guess I will delete them

You feel a surge of power run through your crucifix.
Fabric of space ruptures and VAST amount of energy combines into your spell.
Surges of holy force coil around your crucifix of St. Elalian forming a
vibrating bolt of divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through
the air bursting on Sick dead pigeon.
Sick dead pigeon gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Sick dead pigeon is DEAD, R.I.P.

This is a crucifix made of birch, crafted by Sister Ingvild for Sister Ecky.
Its strict symmetry and delicate carvings make this crucifix a wonderful
display of craftsmanship. A big dull onyx is firmly attached to the crucifix. 
The symbol of St. Elalian is engraved at the base.
It is surrounded by a shimmering aura.

Trained total 1% of the skill.
You now have 'Way of the tarmalen' at 29% without special bonuses.

Deidran arrives from southwest.
Suddenly Cunning chaos daemon jumps out from the shadows.
Cunning chaos daemon exclaims 'Kill the nun!'
> n
<---------^--------->  Loc:    Snowy Trail in southern Rothikgen
|                   |  Exits:  northwest, north, northeast, east, southeast, 
|        f,f        |          south, southwest, west
|     hhff,fffc     |  
|   hhhhff,ffffff   |  A broad path runs in the snow. It is probably used by
|   hhhhhh,ffffff   |  people and animals alike. The snow has been stomped
<   hhhhff*ffffff   >  quite well here, and therefore even horses and wagons
|   hhffff%ffffff   |  can pass. There is a dead potato plant here.
|   hfhff,fffffff   |  
|     ff,ffffff     |  
|        fff        |  
|                   |  
<---------v--------->  
Jkk arrives from south.
Jkk's soul companion arrives from south.
Deidran screams, 'I am being attacked by Black phantom, HEEELLP MEEEE!'
You hear horrific death scream as Black phantom multilates Deidran.
You hear the angry voice of Sister Evelyn echoing in your head, Deidran has
DIED. You have FAILED your task!

* You have FAILED task 'Demons of the soul' *

> train power of faith
New holy task 'Abigail's Nightmare' is now available to you.
This costs you 275718 experience points.
Trained total 1% of the skill.
You now have 'Power of faith' at 50% without special bonuses.
With current bonuses it is at 50%. Current maximum without bonuses is 63%.

.           * * * * * * C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S * * * * * *
                   -= to Blayke and Golloth =-

Mulan [order+]: Blayke and Golloth... are you guys lovers now?

General Info:
    Shar has been banished for mass murdering.

A bright FLASH takes over and mystic symbols are drawn into your old scroll.
A small cherub appears in a *puff* and states, 'Praise Las, you have done
well!'
A dense white fog suddenly appears around your crucifix.

As the fog around your crucifix disperses you notice the holy symbol
of St. Elalian appearing on the wood.

You tell Darna (fighting) 'jäbä sit meni suoraan the most bellendest prick of
the year of the motherfucking stupidolandia asshatman of the evermost dork of
the mulqvisties duden partyyn'
Darna tells you 'buggers can't be cheesers'

Xo'shatha, Scarab of Toxic Knowledge (glowing) <white glow>
Ensaiga, Blade of Entropy (glowing) <choking> <white glow>
Herzia, Gauntlets of Wallowing Sorrow (glowing) <white glow>
Dren Tolleran, the Hordebreaker (glowing) <white glow>
Irquio, Tail guard of the Ashen Pit (glowing) <white glow>

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about bludgeons.

Huppu (party): no idea if some of these are related to quest
Huppu (party): just making dl do all kinds of shit to get potential quest
checks ;)

Huppu (party): anyone has zero gold on them?
Huppu (party): to see how much it costs to enter maze

Huppu (party): so, did you get lq? :)
Dl (party): no

...

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Holy deeds'*

Thanks to Woocca and Grushnak.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You point at Lygoa and shout, 'By the power of Deteriorating Rosary, I command
you to TURN!'
Lygoa yields before you and dispels.
The Gods smile to your accomplishment.
Lygoa removes a bronze bra.
Lygoa removes sharp katana from his right claw.
Lygoa drops 2 sharp katanas and a bronze bra.


Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to turning powerful undeads your wisdom
is deep and skills adequate for an elder status.'


You have turned total of 1084 undeads and your biggest turn is 'Lygoa, the
vampire stands here' (40400)

You are prepared to do the skill.
You point at Wraith and shout, 'By the power of Deteriorating Rosary, I
command you to TURN!'
Dazzling white mist takes over Wraith as it ceases to exist.
The Gods smile to your accomplishment.
Wraith removes an iron whip from its right hand.
Wraith drops an iron whip and a brilliant gem.


Abbess Abigail tells you, 'What comes to turning powerful undeads you have
become a wise and skillfull nun but still lack the inner strenght of an
elder.'

You have turned total of 1082 undeads and your biggest turn is 'A wraith in
the shape of a man is lurking in the shadows' (28979)

Sister Bernadette hmms while going through some papers and exclaims, 'Ah yes!
I remember it now, you brought me relic for identification some days ago and
after some difficulties I was able to identify it.'
Sister Bernadette opens a small chest and takes a curious looking thing from
it and states, 'It is an old relic and contains a lot of history so keep good
care of it'
Sister Bernadette blows some dust over an ugly large cross (holy) and admires
it for a while and then hands it to you.

[20:29]:Hoss (terror+): mites toi gnolli heftaa 2h swordia hepan seläst? :P
[20:30]:Movgar (terror+): ny kysytää oikeita kysymyksiä

Helpless little girl shouts 'Nosunrise, no hard feelings, ok? *cackle*'
Info: Nosunrise dies.
[19:58]:Vaf (terror+): aijai nosu höviit pikku tytölle
[19:58]:[ghost]: Covid goes 'Tsk!' at Nosunrise disapprovingly.
[19:59]:Fovorit (terror+): kova likka

> pld banba
Spiderman is the new leader of the party.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Evil thorn in the flesh of
good'*

Thanks to Banba and Astrax.

You give Deteriorating rosary, made from tattered cloth (holy) <corrupted>
(fake) <red glow> to Wannabezeke.
You comfort Wannabezeke.

after tuneless exp
comes expless tune

ba-dum-tsih.

You tell Tribune 'btw, näitkö jo tän: blog ecky 67411'
Tribune tells you '=DDDD'
Tribune tells you 'eiks noi shasti tellit oo iha puhtaasti random tellejä! :D
mut hyvin osunu randomi siihen XD'
You tell Tribune 'joo'
Tribune tells you 'ja halvalla lähtee peenarilta pää!'

... then:
Horny kender shouts 'That'll teach Peenari to mess with ME!'
[23:24]:Ghost of Peenari [ghost]: ress please, bad cha, 1,3m on

You expectantly put 2 coins into the machine.
 <chunk!>  <blipp!>  <blipp!>  <klonk!>  <ping!>  <klonk!>  <blipp!>  <klonk!>
 <flippa!>  <ping!>  <flippa!>  <booiiing!>  <ping!>  <ping!>  <blipp!> 
<chunk!>  <zziiing!>  <ping!>  <ping!>  <ping!>  <booiiing!>  <booiiing!> 
<ping!>  <ping!>  <booiiing!>  <booiiing!>  <booiiing!>  <zziiing!>  <blipp!> 
<ping!>  <blipp!>  <ping!>  <zziiing!>  <klonk!>  <ping!>  <booiiing!> 
<flippa!>  <klonk!>  <klonk!>  <ping!>  <klonk!>  <booiiing!>  <zziiing!> 
<ping!>  <ping!>  <flippa!>  <chunk!>  <ping!>  <ping!>  <klonk!>  <booiiing!>
 <blipp!>  <ping!>  <booiiing!>  <zziiing!>  <booiiing!>  <zziiing!>  <blipp!>
 <booiiing!>  <chunk!>  <ping!>  <klonk!>  <klonk!>  <ping!> <plonk!>
The game ends with the score : 7400
This is the new highscore.
You will be recored in the annals.
Ecky just made a new highscore.!!
This gave you 120 experience points!

Progress messages from Abigail, when asked about 'estimation of <elder
requirement>', sorted from lowest to highest. Not sure if these are all of the
msgs though. Needs more research.
 
long way to go my precious newbie nun
more talented every day but still lack the wisdom
gradually understanding the way of the nun (this one is roughly ~50%)
past the midpoint of your long journey
twilight of your training
you have become a wise and skillfull nun but still lack the inner strength of
an elder
your wisdom is deep and skills adequate for an elder status.

Note: When you ask about slaying Satan, she just tells you something like "you
still have not slayed Satan", so obviously there are no progress messages
there.

> ignore
You are currently ignoring Facts.
You are ignoring total of 1 people.

You are ignoring no news articles.

[12:43]:Peenari [bat]: any chance for restore or reimburse to get my
crash-lost stuff back, pretty please?
[12:44]:Ecky [bat]: (insert evil laughter here)

Shasti tells you 'Peenari just offered a large sum for your head. We can bring
you his if you pay meager sum of 12937 gold coins.'

How to ask stuff from Abbess Abigail:

You ask Abigail, the abbess about elder.
Abigail, the abbess tells you, 'Elderhood is a humble wish of every nun and
achievable by time and effort. You may ask me about these concepts of
elderhood:'
  elder requirements                - List of elder requirements.
  information about <requirement>   - Help about requirement.
  estimation of <requirement>       - Information of your current wisdom
                                      in certain elder requirement.
  becoming an apprentice elder      - Apply elderhood.
  crystal eye                       - Item needed for Satan slaying

When asking about estimation, she gives kinda cryptic answers of your
progress.

Some idea about her answers => blog ecky 67420

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Tears of nun'*

Thanks to Tribune

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Blood of the Innocent'*

thanks to Arnoldi and Fosforos

You tossed A blank yellow scroll.
You tossed small white note with Las' seal.
You tossed magical blue ruby.

what is a magic eater event? well let me put it this way

> help spell holy bolt
Help available on topic:
No saving throw.
Casting time: 6 rounds.
Damage type: magical.
Type of spell: attack spell.
Affecting stats: int.
Cast type: holy.
Spell point cost: 547.
Holy bolt is an awesome spell of holy type. When casting, fear can be seen
even in the eyes of the most biggest and malicious undeads. This spell is only
used by the most skilled and able nuns. When successfully cast, massive
amounts of divine force starts to coil around caster's relic forming a
brilliant pulsing bolt of pure holy energy. When bolt is big enough caster
hurls it upon target, inflicting horrific pain as bolt explodes. Upon
successfull cast the caster might receive divine inspiration, halving the
cast-time of any next spell. Might of the saints with a doze of high
discipline improves the effectiveness of the spell. One must still beware the
awesome destructive power as the power of this spell has seduced numerous nuns
to the dark path.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Battle Against Evil'*

thanks to Drifter, Woocca, Juuja, Hallu and Darna.

You are bathed in bright light as heavenly choir plays celestial fanfare. The
universe halts as WRATH OF LAS thunders through your fuming red Deteriorating
Rosary, bursting Small dead pigeon into flames.

Holy bolt: #
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes while rubbing halo and sing out 'Sanctum circum'
Surges of holy force coil around your crucifix forming a humming bolt of
divine energy. You twist your wrist and bolt hurls through the air slamming on
Guard.
You gain divine inspiration, hasting your casting speed.
********************** Round 1 **********************
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

This is the Grand Beach, end of the River Oceanus, rising out from the sea
that is Thalasia, which fills this world. Small islands dot the waves, but the
majority of the realms of interest lie far beneath the surface. The islands
and this beach is a home for the souls who in their previous lives practiced
exemplary goodness. So lie down and enjoy, there is plenty of sun, warm water
and a palm under which you can hide if it gets too warm.

Welcome to HEAVEN. You can now enjoy the land of fertile richness and
unsurpassed natural beauty, as you are waiting to be revived from your
non-corporeal state to normal character. You may ask for a resurrect. You can
use 'ghost' channel. If you do not get resurrected you may 'pray'. Type accept
for help about accepting reincs/resses. You can also see help pages by 'help'
command.
There are no obvious exits.
You feel your will returning to normal.
Hp: 1/393 [-468] Sp: 993/1106 [-102] Ep: 250/241 []

Top scores for Gorgar's number challenge.

Player            Level   Difficulty: hard
Woocca            90
Aga               87
Agasecondary      81
Shar              40
Nepos             1
Toudi             1

Player            Level   Difficulty: medium
Woocca            90
Aga               80
Grumnak           3
Toth              2
Eronk             2
Gorgar            1

Player            Level   Difficulty: easy
Woocca            90
Aga               80
Toth              3
Grumnak           3
Toudi             2
Suikale           2
Nepos             1

Ecky [wanted]: courtesan guild for civilized bg
Rabo tells you '... you want to be a whore?'
You tell Rabo 'hey, i'm a nun atm!'

Water pixie booms in sinister voice (cone of cold)
Water pixie hits Hallu, you and Hallu's soul companion with its cone of cold.
Water pixie booms in sinister voice (cone of cold)
Water pixie hits Hallu, you and Hallu's soul companion with its cone of cold.
Water pixie booms in sinister voice (cone of cold)
Water pixie hits Hallu, you and Hallu's soul companion with its cone of cold.
You are about to DIE!
Water pixie booms in sinister voice (cone of cold)
Water pixie hits Hallu, you and Hallu's soul companion with its cone of cold.
Your body is almost FROZEN solid!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Water pixie booms in sinister voice (cone of cold)
Water pixie hits Hallu, you and Hallu's soul companion with its cone of cold.
Your body is almost FROZEN solid!

You die.
Hallu is the new leader of the party.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

[23:59]:Fuser (sales): fire relic mb your first born child
[00:00]:Parsin (sales): sold
[00:00]:Tatza (sales): You can have him
[00:00]:Briano (sales): acemcloud is yours
[00:00]:Tatza (sales): I'll call her mom that kid just got sold
[00:00]:Fuser (sales): lulz
[00:00]:Parsin (sales): hell i will throw mybwife also for that relic
[00:00]:Skalos [sales]: sold! I'll let her husband know. drinks are on both of
us.
[00:01]:Fuser (sales): i already have an Amanda
[00:01]:Lozlo (sales): fuser just created a harem
[00:01]:Skalos [sales]: no, you said first born child.
[00:01]:Fuser (sales): someone offered a wife
[00:01]:Fuser (sales): in order to summon a fire relic, you must piss over
discord with conquer listening
[00:01]:Parsin (sales): wife and all of my kids
[00:02]:Lotheac [sales]: does the discord need to be owned by someone called
noitulove

[23:41]:Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Ranmar.
[23:42]:Zerrain [newbie]: player base is moving up!
[23:42]:Nofara the Helper [newbie]: welcome randmar
[23:42]:[newbie]: Nofara the Helper eyes Zerrain suspiciously.
[23:42]:Zerrain [newbie]: well, new player!
[23:42]:Zerrain [newbie]: how any idiot can play a text-based mud still defies
all logic, but still!
[23:43]:Veldrin [newbie]: all you need is imagination!
[23:45]:Zerrain [newbie]: all I need is 1 decent imm
[23:45]:Zerrain [newbie]: non-finnish preferably

[23:43]:Nofara [order+]: that is zeppyl fyi
[23:44]:Veldrin [order+]: no such player zeppyl
[23:44]:Pirutar {order+}: its arafon, she makes nicknames to everyone!
[23:44]:Nofara [order+]: dude zepel
[23:44]:Nofara [order+]: zeppyl
[23:44]:Pirutar {order+}: you just have to decipher it first
[23:44]:Upornik (order+): its zeppel but that char was also removed 2 decades
ago
[23:44]:Nofara [order+]: whatever his name is trolling guy who trolls s
[23:45]:Pirutar {order+}: ah ulath is sleepin already, not here to punish him
[23:45]:Pirutar {order+}: maybe its zinnus job now then!
[23:45]:Nofara [order+]: i can banish him but
[23:45]:Nofara [order+]: he's sort of behaving
[23:46]:Veldrin [order+]: hahahaha
[23:46]:Nofara [order+]: compared to hwo he ususally behaves
[23:46]:Pirutar {order+}: shit talking on newbie channel isnt behaving =)
theres other channels for that
[23:46]:Nofara [order+]: he can only talk on newbie
[23:46]:[order+]: Veldrin agrees with Pirutar fully.
[23:49]:Zin <order+>: he is not behaving, you just dont see 99% of the stuff
he writes =)
[23:49]:Pirutar {order+}: oh, did you instal a filter on him to block somethin
from newb or is he sendin tells to lots of people
[23:49]:Zin <order+>: yep, he is stupid enough not to notice :)
[23:49]:Upornik (order+): can't do his old advertising anymore luckily ye
[23:49]:Zin <order+>: [Mon Aug 31 23:46:19 2020] (zerrain [newbie]: heading
over to (z)(o)(m)(b)(i)(e) (m)(u)(d) to use my imagination.
[23:49]:Upornik (order+): my point exactly :D
[23:50]:Pirutar {order+}: ah :D
[23:50]:Pirutar {order+}: nice filter!
[23:50]:Nofara [order+]: Zerrain tells you 'you newbie chat ban me you little
cocksucker :)'
[23:50]:Ecky [order+]: ooo! nofara does that?
[23:50]:Zin <order+>: just pay no attention to him
[23:50]:[order+]: Ecky tempts Nofara over to the dark side.
[23:51]:Zin <order+>: that will anger him :)
[23:51]:Pirutar {order+}: and then he explodes?!
[23:51]:Ecky [order+]: exploding trolls. sounds like new bead map.
[23:52]:Pirutar {order+}: yh i should do evening things and go to bed
[23:52]:Upornik (order+): this way much easier to deal with on hc where
players can remove other players :P
[23:52]:Upornik (order+): this was*
[23:52]:Pirutar {order+}: changed sheets too and am fresh from shower!
[23:53]:Pirutar {order+}: im just postponing it cause i dont know what to read
there and then i just read something dull long enough to fall asleep...
[23:54]:Ecky [order+]: we need a mob called Zeppel the troll is trolling here.
give him straight quotes from the shit zeppel has written on newbie, and if
you stay in the room, ignoring him, he'll explode.
[23:54]:Garas [order+]: put him on Small Meadow
[23:54]:Nofara [order+]: fits right in there
[23:55]:Ecky [order+]: could be an event mob in small meadow... appears when
he logs in
[23:55]:Garas [order+]: a script would detect him from his input. involving
words 'mordac' and 'durand' and 'blowjob'
[23:56]:[order+]: Ecky laughs out loud.

To sum up what happened this year:

Reinced on Thu Feb 06 17:11:31 2020, lasted for 297d, 7h, 48min and 45s.
Level 90 Zombie with totals of 249.101M
Guilds and guild levels:
  Templar (1)               Navigator (4)             Good religious (10)
  Druids (30)               War+ (10)                                         
 
  Tarmalen (30)             Zombie children (5)                               
 


Reinced on Mon Feb 24 14:13:36 2020, lasted for 5d, 7h, 25min and 20s.
Level 46 Zombie with totals of 56.2454M
Guilds and guild levels:
  Monk (1)                  Zombie children (5)
  Tarmalen (30)             Good religious (10)       




Held: Deteriorating rosary, made from tattered cloth (holy) <corrupted>
(glowing) <red glow>

B contains: (9 out of 10 slots used)
an honourary membership to 'Folklorist' and 'Tarmalen' <BatMUD 30th>

[16:36]:Nepos (tunes): My list for weekly fun (not including things already
mentioned and unrealistic pie-in-the-sky stuff): 1) Implement 'party
forcefollow row,col' and 'party rescue row,col' (news display ideas-wanted
12488), 2) Make nun cleanse heathen work with inventory vials, or devise
another solution to reduce micromanagement/annoyance (news display guilds.nun
140), 3) Make feather weight permanent (news display ideas-wanted 12450), 4)
Change Aniengo and cavebeast mechanics to something less retarded

...5 mins later:
[16:41]:Zin <nun>: cleanse heathen now checks if you have blessed vial in
inventory and full of water .. no longer need to be holding it
[16:41]:Diolyx (nun): nice!
[16:41]:[nun]: Derfel cheers enthusiastically.
[16:41]:Tatza (nun): Thank you very much, very good tune!
[16:41]:[nun]: Ecky curtseys gracefully.
[16:41]:Diolyx (nun): checks all vials maybe? not just vial 1
[16:42]:Zin <nun>: all vials, tries to find suitable one (blessed + full)
[16:43]:(nun): Ramjett praises Zinnu to the heavens up above.

... bit later:
[15:56]:Tatza (nun): Hmm cleanse doesn't work with vial in inventory
[15:57]:Tatza (nun): Doesn't seem to work at all
[15:59]:Tatza (nun): Just gives me no vial in hand when in invntory and error
message when in hand
[15:59]:Tatza (nun): Can someone test it too?
[16:03]:Diolyx (nun): I can confirm: full holy vial in inventory: "You need
one vial full of blessed water to cast this spell. The vial must be in your
hand.". same vial held now: "*Bad arg 1 to call_other(): got 'number',
expected 'string/array/object'."
[16:03]:Tatza (nun): Looks just Like mine
[16:05]:Juggelo <nun>: try now
[16:06]:Diolyx (nun): same error when in inventory
[16:06]:Diolyx (nun): *message, not error
[16:06]:Zin <nun>: fixing it
[16:06]:<nun>: Zin waves his hands at Juggelo, saying 'shoo, shoo!'.
[16:07]:Zin <nun>: should be ok now
[16:07]:Juggelo <nun>: too late, I already saw and fixed the blunder!
[16:08]:Zin <nun>: I fixed the oversight you had!
[16:08]:Diolyx (nun): same message when in inventory
[16:09]:<nun>: Juggelo says 'Riiiiight' in a sarcastic manner!
[16:09]:Zin <nun>: you forgot to modify spell_can_be_cast!
[16:09]:<nun>: Zin wags his finger at Juggelo.
[16:11]:Juggelo <nun>: oh my, duplicate code doing the same function ... this
is so last millenia!
[16:33]:Tatza (nun): Feels special when we have 2 arch wizards fixing our
problems

nuns = special 
<3 <3 <3

You tell Wannabezeke 'jaa mikäs spelli tämä wrath of las on?'
Wannabezeke tells you 'synodit voi jonku MEGA area blastin pistää sillotällö'
Wannabezeke tells you 'area vissii oli'
You tell Wannabezeke 'just katoin et ei kannata ampua läpällä wannabezekeä
sillä'
Wannabezeke tells you 'se oiski jätkä mudien loppu täälä!'
You tell Wannabezeke ':D'
Wannabezeke tells you ':D'

[Wed Aug 26 16:43:25 2020 Nun inform ]
   -------------- NEW SYNOD HAS BEEN CHOSEN --------------

     Guildleader: Sister Frenor
     Synod member: Sister Resin
     Synod member: Sister Tatza
     Synod member: Sister Ecky
                                            Lord Zilver 
   -------------------------------------------------------

[16:43]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Sister Tatza has been appointed to the
Synod.
Abbess Abigail speaks to you through your halo 'Congratulations, You
have been elected to the synod. Always remember that Synod is the heart of our
sisterhood. Judge wisely and well.'

Your halo crackles under heavy magical pressure, fuming silvery light.
The might of the saints grow stronger inside you, filling you with celestial
knowledge. You feel the Wrath of Las stronger than ever before.
The guardian angel of Synod now watches over you.

[16:43]:Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Sister Ecky has been appointed to the
Synod.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Cry for help'*

The clerk tells you 'Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of the
fine ship Arrogant!

You sacrifice ring.
A weapon appears between your feet.

Obvious exits are: out and crack.
an iron cudgel
A large statue that roughly looks like a brownie

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Undead Lords'*

Thanks to Woocca and Valkrist

| Convent's life                               | [ :) ]              |
| Feed the Poor                                | [ :) ]              |
| Find valentina                               | [ :) ]              |
| Heal and nourish                             | [ :) ]              |
| Happy bees                                   | [ :) ]              |
| Memento mei                                  | [ :) ]              |
| Might of Holy Lore                           | [ :) ]              |
| Prove thy Strenght                           | [ :) ]              |
| Pilgrimation                                 | [ :) ]              |
| Aid the Underdogs                            | [ :) ]              |
| True Devotee of Las                          | [ :) ]              |
| Hammer of Las                                | [ :) ]              |
| Set of White Rose                            | [ :) ]              |
| Patron of the Righteous                      | [ :) ]              |
| Sacred Water                                 | [ :) ]              |
| Save the Orphans                             | [ :) ]              |
| Vials and Stamina                            | [ :) ]              |

You preach loudly, 'LAS IS YOUR REDEMPTION!'
Rhoads kicks you hard in the butt.
Malcom says 'yes' to you.
Rhoads mewls 'las sucks.'
Rhoads mewls 'not gonna join stupid roleplay guild :D.'
Rhoads mewls 'and ecky is an annoying asshole (that's what it says in his
plan).'
Rhoads mewls 'extremely so.'
Malcom hisses 'ecky is upstanding nice guy.'
Rhoads mewls 'yeah he is, I just met him at porocon :).'
Rhoads mewls 'but he is a little annoying tho.'
Rhoads mewls 'in game.'
You say 'rhoads has issues with nuns.'
Rhoads mewls 'yeah I hate the guild.'
Rhoads mewls 'prayers aren't bad but the turn rate thing sucks.'
*Ecky You are feared amongst the undeads, thy are in favour of Las.
You say 'turning isn't a problem.'
Rhoads mewls 'yes it is.'
Rhoads snickers.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Hammer of Las'*

thanks to Woocca and Juuja

Darna starts studying Horny Bitch.
Scent of a woman drifts by.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Patron of the Righteous'*

Special thanks to Eronk and Malcom

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Save the Orphans'*

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Set of White Rose'*


special thanks to:
Woocca, Nosunrise, Valkrist, Drifter, Spearhead, Venturus, Juuja, Tcol and
Ellash + others who helped

You hold the scroll in your hand while reciting 'Zynod Xziioaah fzed'
...... Sphere fumes with bright light, suddenly the link through space and
time collapses, resulting a massive wave of pure energy, causing the scroll to
explode into pieces!

********************** Round 2 **********************
Guardian hits Ecky once causing a small wound.
Guardian successfully parries your shield.
You miss Guardian.
Hp: 285/388 [-29] Sp: 804/1120 [] Ep: 248/248 [] cash: 0 [] exp: 8835 []
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.2  Ecky           ldr  285( 388)  804(1120) 248(248) |  76 |         4837
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Guardian is not in a good shape (50%).
You are casting 'saintly touch'.
Saintly touch: #
Guardian utters the magic words (dispel good)
A dispel good hits you.
That really HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.


2 rnd dispel good FTW.

Doing the White Rose task...

[X] a small jeweled belt (from Blur in Plura's)
[X] a pair of tatty indigo armbands (from Pit fiend in Rainbow)
[X] mysterious cloak (from Confuser in Pauper's)
[X] The bracelets of axidia (from Axidia in Halls of the Dead)
[X] The Famed Amulet of Fire (from Demon in Castle Firefox)
[X] great helm (from Ancalagon in Tarackia)
[X] silk shirt (from Pat in Dark Forest)
[X] ring of the Sea (from Jehannum in Foul's Creche)
[X] ebony rod (from Lord Noquar in Perin's)
[X] Sandals of the Earth (from Asynkt in Kutanakor West)
[X] a loin cloth (from Sonmanal In Kara-tur)
[X] a magical dog collar (from Demon in Kilrathi)

Abbess Abigail gasps at you, 'Oh my dear child, you have found all the
separate equipments of 'White Rose' set. This is truly a magnificent day,
thanks to you.'

Abbess Abigail lays the equipments on the ground and raises her hands while
muttering 'Unitee unzei.'

Abbess is bathed in bright light, the air crackles under heavy magical
pressure.
Items laying on the ground rise high above Abigail's head and start to whirl
with great speed. A flash of light takes over and you have to cover your eyes.
You hear a loud ZINNGGGGGGGGG as the separate pieces of equipment magically
joins together. The bright light fades away and you see Abbess holding a
dazzling snowy white set of 'White Rose' in her arms.

Abbess  smiles at you and says, 'I will place this set next to the altar,
where it belongs. You are a credit to the guild and truly earned the right to
fully master the knowledge of dispelling. Go now and learn.'


* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Set of White Rose'*

special thanks to:
Woocca, Nosunrise, Valkrist, Drifter, Spearhead, Venturus, Juuja, Tcol and
Ellash + others who helped

[22:32]:Fuser (bat): IF YOU ARE GOOD ALIGN, GET OUT OF COMBAT
[22:32]:[bat]: Ecky yells hysterically 'No! No! Nooooo!'.
[22:33]:[bat]: Ecky sobs unconsolably.
[22:33]:[bat]: Ecky bursts into tears.
[22:33]:Ecky [bat]: valentina, don't die!

You are done with the chant.
You kiss Deteriorating Rosary while chanting (dispel evil)
Air crackles around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Deteriorating
Rosary and strikes mightily upon Pat.
Hp: 0/481 [] Sp: 1008/1105 [-97] Ep: 252/252 [] cash: 121 [] exp: 33966 []

LAS PROTECTS!

You tell Valentina (monster) 'save yourself!'
The voice of Sister Valentina echoes in your head, 'I am at Revelstone on the
continent of Laenor'
You tell Valentina (monster) 'they're after you!'
The voice of Sister Valentina echoes in your head, 'I am at Revelstone on the
continent of Laenor'

Banba bows gracefully before you.
You go 'Yo!' at Banba.
Banba says 'moi.'
Guest-2 exclaims 'Moi!'
Banba raises his arm in greeting to Guest-2.
You exclaim 'mitä ihmee guesteja!'
Guest-2 says 'Ime kiviäs pelle.'
You say 'aaa, lelderi.'
Guest-2 says 'Kaikenmaailman NOBOT hyppii silmille.'
You pat Guest-2 on the head.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Might of Holy Lore'*

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Prove thy Strength'*

Voice of Sister Alysia echoes in your head, 'Your time is up, YOU HAVE
FAILED!'

You are prepared to do the skill.
You get ready to sew, but you realize there is no clothing type of 'thong'.

> enter pit



You bravely jump into the pit and are instantly enveloped in darkness. You
hear no sounds and have no comprehension of how far down you are going. This
is some sort of magical darkness you think but thats all you have time to
think before you land on the ground with a light thud, apparently unharmed.
You thank the gods for that and quickly look around to get your bearings...


You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
********************** Round 2 **********************
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

You have turned total of 478 undeads and your biggest turn is 'Leo the
Archmummy' (20634)

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'True Devotee of Las'*

You have turned total of 322 undeads and your biggest turn is 'Leo the
Archmummy' (21720)

cs me
You start chanting.
Celestial spark: #
You are done with the chant.
You raise your hands, gaze up and chant 'Avee Avee Aveallis'
A celestial spark hits you.
You watch with self-pride as your celestial spark hits yourself.
The celestial spark touches your blessed soul.
You feel like you just got slightly better in celestial spark.

You are done with the chant.
You utter the magic words (detect alignment)
Life is good.

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Aid the Underdogs'*

* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Memento mei'*

Voice booms from the heavens, 'Tho are not worthy enough to be Guildleader'

You are prepared to do the skill.
You hold your dazzling Deteriorating Rosary before Juuja and yell, 'Cast away
the shade of darkness and caress the Light!'
Juuja soulfiends extract screaming from his body and ATTACK you. Suddenly
inpure thoughts fill your mind and your spirit slips to the dark path. You
feel the anger and gain strength from it.
You exclaim 'Glory to Curath!  DEATH TO YOU ALL!'
You remove items now unusable by you.
You remove Deteriorating rosary, made from tattered cloth (holy) <corrupted>
(glowing) <red glow>.

You are done with the chant.
You utter the magic words (satiate person)
You refresh a cart labeled 'Faubs'.
You say 'wtf.'

Darrol Half-plow shouts 'Floppy should learn to use consider!'
Darrol Half-plow shouts 'Sloppy was too easy! I want a tougher challenge!'

...

Darna crushes Alistar's mind with a powerful psychic attack!
You feel the chaos pulse inside you!
Alistar dies in a massive pool of blood.
Alistar is DEAD, R.I.P.

+--------------------=( Armour protected adversaries )=----------------------+
| * Heavily protected                   bad adaptation                       |
| * Lightly protected                   sad adaptation                       |
| * Unprotected                         bad adaptation                       |
+------------------------=( Specific battlefields )=-------------------------+
| * Corridors                           bad adaptation                       |
| * Deadlocks                           sad adaptation                       |
| * Platforms / Stairs                  pitiful adaptation                   |
| * Halls / Clearings                   pitiful adaptation                   |
| * Tunnels                             bad adaptation                       |
+------------------------=( Multiple adversaries )=--------------------------+
| * Two enemies                         sad adaptation                       |
| * Group of enemies                    bad adaptation                       |
| * Enemy alone                         bad adaptation                       |
+---------------------------=( Combat in water )=----------------------------+
| * Deep water                          sad adaptation                       |
| * Shallow water                       weak adaptation                      |
+--------------------------=( Armed adversaries )=---------------------------+
| * Dual wielders                       little adaptation                    |
| * Single weapon wielders              meager adaptation                    |
| * Unarmed / Martial artists           poor adaptation                      |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

You feel a godly presence inside you. You feel good!
You feel that you can defend better.
You feel that you are tougher.
You feel your body has improved.
You feel your speed has improved.
You feel your will power has improved.
You feel your comeliness has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to fire.
You feel you are more resistant to poison.
You feel you are more resistant to psychic powers.
You now regain mana faster.
You feel more proficient in Flame arrow.

... now to shoot that delekaia

[22:03]:Adicia (terror+): Chimera shouts 'Pornojarno was too easy! I want a
tougher challenge!'
[22:03]:Adicia (terror+): no nyt
[22:03]:Exeunt (terror+): nauroin just samaa
[22:03]:Porgar (terror+): ai että
[22:04]:Pehvi [terror+]: luulin et drifun sec
[22:04]:Pehvi [terror+]: mut eihän se ollukkaan
[22:04]:Exeunt (terror+): ysärinimi :D
[22:04]:Venttu [terror+]: kohta meilä on temppari-esko ja isis-katja
[22:04]:Vaf (terror+): drifu multiplayaa
[22:04]:Tylir (terror+): melkeen kyl menis jo help silly namesiin toi :)

Porkzar tells you 'sulla on kyllä erittäin paikkaansapitävä plan, hyvä että
oot keränny faktoja itestäs sinne'

Gypsy picks a card from deck and shows it to you. it has a picture of Devil
on it with "God and devil are mere symbols of duality"
Gypsy tells you 'Now let me explain what it means.'

Gypsy tells you 'The moment one decides to return from the shores of the time-
and formless to corporal existence, one chooses duality, good and bad, light
and dark, god and devil. The illusion of separateness with it's firm merciless
grip ignites the desire for "the other", one's "true love". Union is sought in
sex and through the use of drugs, and cults and sects promise ultimate
techniques to regain the state of union. All this is part of the big
material-world theater and of the choice to experience separateness, which is
just a choice to experience, with no value and judgment attached to it. Nobody
keeps on fighting with the heroes after the movie is over and the cinema is
left.

... ????

You start studying Templar...
... You are done studying!
Templar is a drow.
She is a mythical creature.
You haven't studied this creature before, adding to your guide.
She is extremely good.
She is defenseless against physical damage.

extremely good drow templar ... makes sense.

Orphan child is DEAD, R.I.P.

A voice echoes in your head 'I feel sad about you sister, is this how you
serve me? Is this how my disciples are to behave?'.
You feel less pure.

You fail to channel your god's power.

[Tue May 19 21:14:01 2020 Nun inform ]
Sister Burglefloogah begins to restore St. Gaen.

        The Best Fighters in BaTmUd
        ---------------------------

 *---------------------------------------*
 |  Place  Name         Score |
 *=======================================*
 |     1   Vendar       17959 |
 |     2   Nemsis       12289 |
 |     3   Moonlord      6271 |
 |     4   Zammy         5698 |
 |     5   Maximus       4720 |
 |     6   Keffe         3180 |
 |     7   Magiscus      3164 |
 |     8   Willi         2009 |
 |     9   Taylon        1666 |
 |    10   Riistis       1489 |
 |    11   Millikan      1451 |
 |    12   Inferno       1152 |
 |    13   Hauhto        1055 |
 |    14   Drakh          996 |
 |    15   Deathwind      981 |
 |    16   Jebu           861 |
 |    17   Pharm          848 |
 |    18   Lightscape     621 |
 |    19   Sarmangoth     601 |
 |    20   Sunshine       570 |
 |    21   Skie           536 |
 |    22   Xunisiih       506 |
 |    23   Darken         485 |
 |    24   Glaurung       484 |
 |    25   Septium        482 |
 |    26   Voi            479 |
 |    27   Dogi           472 |
 |    28   Eliam          453 |
 |    29   Presence       431 |
 |    30   Hantsaus       388 |
 |    31   Desert         381 |
 |    32   Shababa        346 |
 |    33   Requiem        299 |
 |    34   Lighthouse     295 |
 |    35   Growler        277 |
 |    36   Stark          276 |
 |    37   Jokke          269 |
 |    38   Calada         261 |
 |    39   Chizra         258 |
 |    40   Kheldor        253 |
 |    41   Azura          253 |
 |    42   Grimpold       247 |
 |    43   Blackadder     228 |
 |    44   Nuane          214 |
 |    45   Val            208 |
 |    46   Mathieu        203 |
 |    47   Marv           202 |
 |    48   Dorrin         190 |
 |    49   Azgaroth       186 |
 |    50   Codlugarthia   173 |

Wait? Where's Shar and Zerks?

... You study Abigail, the abbess a bit more...
... You wonder what Abigail, the abbess eats, naked virgin elves must be its
favourite...

Evokay mentally sends you the toplist:

1   Woocca               [ 10000]
2   Antarax              [ 8520 ]
3   Belse                [ 8112 ]
4   Kapu                 [ 7922 ]
5   Yar                  [ 7327 ]
6   Magiscus             [ 6967 ]
7   Ivan                 [ 6537 ]
8   Desert               [ 6191 ]
9   Durtle               [ 6179 ]
10  Pisano               [ 6162 ]

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'I see you have been granted lossless reincarnation.
Your purity and tasks have been fully restored.'

[21:41]:Malos (wanted): ea scroll ,paying 50k
[21:41]:Xyloid (sales): ea scroll, 50k
[21:41]:Fuser (sales): ea scroll, mb 49.9k
[21:42]:Choboeio [sales]: ea scroll, 49.69k
[21:42]:Malos (sales): too cheap, ill buy xyloids for 50
[21:42]:Fuser (sales): fresh, unused
[21:43]:Banba {sales}: ea scrolls, if it in the game...
[21:43]:Fuser (sales): E A SCROLLS, IT'S IN THE GAME
[21:43]:Malicat (sales): never heard of 'em.
[21:43]:[sales]: Aruthra sits on Fuser.
[21:44]:Kohothegreat {sales}: eletronic arts scrolls sounds evil
[21:44]:Klint (sales): use it and it takes your money and tps
[21:44]:Blayke (sales): the scrol's only half finished when you buy it too
[21:45]:(sales): Blayke sighs sadly.
[21:45]:Malicat (sales): but if you pay an extra 1.99, it will give you
necessary updates to make it work.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You mold a beautiful candle from the wax but it fails to keep its shape as it
starts to bend and twist. You scream in frustration, as you have ruined yet
another perfectly good pile of wax.
You scream 'Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!'.

You feel a godly presence. You feel refreshed!
You feel that your mana is greater.
You feel your body has improved.
You feel your stamina has improved.
You feel your will power has improved.
You feel your comeliness has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to asphyxiation.
You feel you are more resistant to psychic powers.
You now regain mana faster.
You feel more proficient in Consider.

...love that last one

basics of beekeeping ...

> open beehive
You open your beehive.
A swarm of angry bees surrounds you as you open your beehive!
BUZZZ a hostile beesoldier stings you several times.
a swarm of drone bees sting you all over the face.
Bee stings you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
a group of hostile bees sting you all over your body.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.

...wtf?

[02:38]:Beow [chat]: I drank tea several evenings and felt like I was going to
die when night fell. I am allergic to whatever is in tea. I think it gives off
histamine. might be a reaction of tea combined with the paliperidone and the
quetiapine. am not a medical doctor. hard to tell what is the truth, but
sufficient to say that not all chemicals combined together in the same
organism are safe to the organism. for example if a person mixes alcohol with
a benzo the person can pass out, perhaps sleep and if they are on their back
and vomit they can breathe in their vomit, suffocate on their own vomit. it
happened to Hendrix when he took a barbiturate and red wine, and also the
AC/DC singer suffocated on his own vomit when he had been drinking and was
passed out in the back of a car, I think.

Online {party}: fucking hate this fucking bullshit guild bcombo, i think

You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Threefat's direction!
You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Truemind's direction!
You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Freeyhm's direction!
You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Aware's direction!
You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Cowsheeppig's direction!

Wed Mar 18 23:16:30 2020 [general] by Darol
    Welcome to the biannual artifial intelligence/idle tanking/idle
contribution championship. The competition was close, but the winners have
been found. The prizes are as follows:  First prize: 1) Ciph/Cipher..I mean
who's that? 2) Cowsheeppig/Aware/Freeyhm: 3 months, 3) Truemind/Threefat: 2
weeks. Some have been warned before, some have been warned now. And as a
reminder for others, stay safe, it's a hailstorm out there.



>finger ciph
No such player (Ciph).


Happened earlier:
blog ecky 66544

also grabbed these from inform last
Sun Oct 20 20:37:14 2019 [general] by Shinarae
    It's pretty easy to spot robots who run to the QM ring room and back. Even
easier when they use that same robot to run out to sea and _mostly_ back. If
you find Sinpro's floating corpse, tell him he's got a week to swim to shore.

Sun Feb 23 01:59:06 2020 [general] by Zin
    sinpro/baoabj removed for violating roboting & multiplaying

[10:17]:Ghost of Pirutar {ghost}: rais
[10:17]:Wangdbb [ghost]: accept ress/body
[10:17]:Ghost of Pirutar {ghost}: :DD
[10:17]:Ecky [ghost]: no rais for piru!
[10:17]:Ecky [ghost]: only ress and body!
[10:18]:Wangdbb [ghost]: I only offer good one, no raise

*facepalm*

hallu on freezerissä

[09:20]:Vaf (terror+): en oo kyl kskaa liidannu sitä!
[09:20]:Vaf (terror+): melkei joutuu nakittaa zekelle liidut
[09:21]:Dargar {terror+}: chanttaat alkoholi 3 kertaa peräkkäin niin hallu
ilmestyy peliin liidaan !

edit, hetken päästä hallu ilmestyi peliin:

[09:29]:Hoss (terror+): voeha ku zinilt kyselin saako secille bidi oikat nii
sulatti sit mainin :(

You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Wildfist's direction!
You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Ugliness' direction!
You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Kknd's direction!
You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Docx's direction!
You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Ciph's direction!
You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Async's direction!

[20:50]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Auctioning of items in Group VIII has begun!
[20:50]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Clayplaya has just bid 500 Taskpoints on
'Ka'na Lo'a, the ever-key, guardian of the gates of Kolu'
[20:50]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Ecky has just bid 1 Taskpoints on 'a vaporous
and ethereal haversack of Leng'
[20:51]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Hair has just bid 10 Taskpoints on 'a vaporous
and ethereal haversack of Leng'
[20:51]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Ecky has just bid 12 Taskpoints on 'a vaporous
and ethereal haversack of Leng'
[20:51]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Dargund has just bid 2000 Taskpoints on 'a
vaporous and ethereal haversack of Leng'
[20:51]:Darna [sales]: well that escalated quickly
[20:52]:[sales]: Ecky giggles and snorts at the same time, sounding rather
strange.
[20:52]:Blayke (sales): dont be a bitch
[20:52]:Dargund {sales}: but i am, tikku owns me !
[20:53]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Hurin has just bid 5000 Taskpoints on 'a
vaporous and ethereal haversack of Leng'
[20:53]:Veldrin [sales]: now that is a bid lol
[20:53]:Canshow [sales]: rookie numbers
[20:53]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Glaurung has just bid 8000 Taskpoints on 'a
vaporous and ethereal haversack of Leng'
[20:53]:Scatman {sales}: wtf.... xD
[20:54]:Toper (sales): ...
[20:54]:Tonto (sales): cheapo!
[20:54]:Derklare [sales]: I have wondered throughout this whole sales that are
those "rewards" even that good??? O_o
[20:54]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Hurin has just bid 10000 Taskpoints on 'a
vaporous and ethereal haversack of Leng'
[20:54]:(sales): Blayke raises his eyebrow and goes 'Nice.'.
[20:54]:Anadir (sales): compared to what?
[20:54]:<sales>: Zin dares Blayke to do it.
[20:54]:Glaurung (sales): there, the little boys are now out !
[20:54]:Darna [sales]: as there are only one of each, they're priceless
[20:55]:Scatman {sales}: mitä vittua... xD
[20:55]:Derklare [sales]: compared to ARE THEY EVEN WORTH IT?!?!
[20:55]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Div has just bid 600 Taskpoints on 'Ka'na
Lo'a, the ever-key, guardian of the gates of Kolu'
[20:55]:Darna [sales]: of course 31st anniversary auction will probably
feature much more suffeli items. I'll save my tp's for that

The ground begins to tremble beneath your feet!
As you look up, you see a bright light rising from Arelium, in all colors of
the rainbow!
The light slowly begins to fade, with first the blues disappearing, and then
the oranges and yellows, until finally there is just a single beam of red
light. And then, finally that fades as well...
Something rare and unusual has definitely just happened.

[Fri Mar 06 17:42:38 2020 Nun inform ]
DINGG! DONGGG! DIINNGGGG! DOOOONNNGGGG!   ...hour of prayer has started!

You hear the convent bells chime 'DINGG! DONGGG!'
> nteleport
You are not devout in prayer enough to recieve this benefit from Las.

tells you 'ite meinasin kans et jos tekis secistä sellasen luopionunnan joka
ei ikinä turnais tai kävis prayereis, vittuilis vaa muille nunnille :D'

:O 

[21:40]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Cordoba has just bid ~60000M Experience on 'an
honourary membership to 'Riftwalker' and 'Tiger''
[21:40]:Derendil (sales): thats not a typo
[21:40]:Gotrek {sales}: lega debila
[21:40]:(sales): Nepos gives suspicious looks to everyone.
[21:40]:Cordoba {sales}: oops
[21:40]:Glaurung (sales): dam epr ( 4?) severus wyvern ring mb 15m
[21:40]:Cordoba {sales}: :D
[21:40]:Gotrek {sales}: LEGA DEBILA
[21:40]:Gore <sales>: damn!
[21:40]:Blayke (sales): damn, you gonna be ....lv -100!
[21:40]:Gotrek {sales}: finally he defrobbed himself
[21:40]:Cordoba {sales}: hmm wonder how to fix that tho
[21:41]:Flay (sales): better get grinding
[21:41]:Gore <sales>: have someone outbid you!
[21:41]:(sales): Blayke claps at Gore.
[21:41]:Xortoth (sales): same way you fixed it last time
[21:41]:Cordoba {sales}: now there is naturally some way to prevent thatkinda
typos yes?
[21:42]:<sales>: Juggelo points at Cordoba's hands.
[21:42]:Glaurung (sales): to read what you type before hitting enter
[21:42]:Derendil (sales): hah
[21:42]:Malos (sales): it does tell the number that you need to accept before
bid goes through
[21:42]:Ewige {sales}: fear for the rest of us after you get removed for
overbidding!
[21:42]:Glaurung (sales): what was it that zin said? if you cant pay what you
bid, it will be very... zappy ?
[21:42]:Ulath <sales>: Oh, oh, this should be good
[21:43]:Ergor (sales): who bid too much ?
[21:43]:Derendil (sales): i mean its clear bid manipulation, hes scaring all
the noobs with just 8700M exp
[21:43]:Glaurung (sales): can we gather a player pool of exp donatins to help
cordoba pay for this reinc? i would like to donate 10k for the cause
[21:43]:Cordoba {sales}: stfu
[21:43]:Blayke (sales): i offer 1k exp
[21:43]:Glaurung (sales): 11k already, almost halfway there!
[21:43]:Gore <sales>: I was going to propose that he could do favours to other
players in exchange for bidexp...
[21:44]:Took [sales]: hrm
[21:44]:Ecky [sales]: i'll donate .... one million experience ! *pinky* *evil
laughter*
[21:44]:Atlas (sales): I can drag him for the mobs in horn-durath
[21:44]:Derendil (sales): and the secondary auction begins
[21:44]:Glaurung (sales): careful gore, you might get the title of ArchMadame

[19:18]:Fovorit (terror+): oli pakko laittaa soimaan samuli edelmann -
tähtipölyä
[19:18]:Fovorit (terror+): voi jeesus ku lottoon
[19:19]:Cybermom (terror+): joo elä kerro enempää
[19:19]:Pehvi [terror+]: whut?
[19:19]:Fovorit (terror+): :D
[19:19]:Frelp (terror+): kuulostaa kohtuullise kriittiseltä tilanteelta!
[19:19]:Fovorit (terror+): tikku jotai tsättäili tos
[19:19]:Frelp (terror+): soitammeko apua? :)
[19:19]:Frelp (terror+): ah, no se selittääki
[19:19]:Shadowfap {terror+}: itse diggailen enemmän suutari ja vieras
kipaleesta
[19:20]:[terror+]: Pehvi buries his face in his palms.

Blax {rixx}: maybe some people are missing the point especially Ecky

[18:51]:Blayke (wanted): PORN
[18:52]:Malum (wanted): Denied
[18:52]:Online [wanted]: use hand
[18:52]:Miksa {wanted}: with BIG D
[18:52]:Rabo [wanted]: Miksa loves the big D
[18:52]:(wanted): Malum chuckles
[18:52]:Blayke (wanted): i can give you the big D miksa
[18:52]:Miksa {wanted}: i love to whack around with a BIG D!
[18:53]:Dvo (wanted): Who wants what now?
[18:53]:Gargoyle (wanted): miksa is having a BIG DREAM
[18:53]:Tonto (wanted): wake him up then
[18:53]:Blayke (wanted): someone said big D??? DVO IS HERE
[18:53]:(wanted): Div -iv
[18:53]:Dvo (wanted): r/xp / twiddle for tarma
[18:54]:Roak [wanted]: look at the size of his D! that's a capital D
[18:54]:Broetchen {wanted}: B-men rule forever
[18:54]:El (wanted): shouldnt he be asking for twiDDle
[18:54]:Stylus (wanted): you guys please this is a family game
[18:54]:Roak [wanted]: tell that to the goat
[18:54]:Lyriikka (wanted): D!
[18:54]:El (wanted): mansons were a family unit
[18:54]:Lyriikka (wanted): man son
[18:55]:Broetchen {wanted}: son of a preacher man
[18:55]:El (wanted): dads name was bruce
[18:55]:Vrain [wanted]: this is feeling rather Helter Skelter now

[14:00]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: 'The breastplate of the clan Amberley <oozing>
<red glow>' has been sold to Grushnak for 1269 Taskpoints!
[14:00]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: 'Tarnished Silver Battlesuit <corrupted>' has
been sold to Pokka for 6500000 Gold!
[14:00]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: 'a corrupted Torso Maker sword, <oozing bile>
<red glow>' has been sold to Acemcloud for 1300 Taskpoints!
[14:00]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: 'Shadowy claws extending from the back of the
hand <corrupted>' has been sold to Mmp for 22000000 Gold!
[14:00]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: 'Oozing silver cape of the true conjurer <red
glow>' has been sold to Erasmus for 1200 Taskpoints!
[14:00]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: 'Deteriorating rosary, made from tattered
cloth (holy) <corrupted>' has been sold to Ecky for 21000000 Gold!
Gadgeteer Rixx tells you ''tell rixx acquire' to learn how to receive the item
you won!'
[14:00]:{sales}: Zerks raises her eyebrow and goes 'Nice.'.
[14:00]:Gore <sales>: amazing - it went through. Gz to the winners!

[07:10]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: 30th birthday auction in Group X is closing in
29min and 52s if no new bids are made.
[07:25]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Clayplaya has just bid 1100 Taskpoints on 'The
breastplate of the clan Amberley <oozing> <red glow>'
[07:25]:Bazil [sales]: mmm sandy vagina!!
[07:26]:Bazil [sales]: lets see if we can keep the auction going till next
year!!
[07:26]:Clayplaya [sales]: im a newbie its a alot of tp's for me so its a big
decision



edit: this happened later

[06:38]:Clayplaya [sales]: hmmmm just died to tiger at vlad
[06:38]:Roak [sales]: sales vlads a tiger?
[06:38]:Hair (sales): like an actual tiger or assassin?
[06:38]:Roak [sales]: ugh. ffs

[06:39]:Ghost of Clayplaya [ghost]: ress please
[06:39]:Shimmer (ghost): take
[06:39]:Took [ghost]: accept!
[06:40]:Ghost of Clayplaya [ghost]: took game on
[06:40]:Took [ghost]: did I miss ress?
[06:40]:Clayplaya [ghost]: did u not order toger mission against me
[06:40]:Took [ghost]: course not
[06:41]:Took [ghost]: Im poor as shit
[06:41]:Clayplaya [ghost]: not what i herd and i died with alot of exp on
[06:42]:Took [ghost]: tiger missions dont kill you buddy
[06:42]:Took [ghost]: they take 100k exp
[06:42]:Broetchen {ghost}: You don't die of a tiger mission. You get banished
and you lose 200k.
[06:42]:Clayplaya [ghost]: bannishing to ocean and getting attached does
[06:42]:Nyriori [ghost]: he died a second time, not sure to what
[06:42]:{ghost}: Broetchen goes 'Heh'.
[06:42]:Took [ghost]: Thats just bad luck friend.
[06:42]:Broetchen {ghost}: that's different story, yep
[06:43]:Clayplaya [ghost]: round about way still a pkill
[06:43]:Took [ghost]: as close as a banna being a tomato
[06:44]:Elwynes (ghost): if a tiger drops you on a mission then turns around
after since they gain the reward and its obvious and summon you then kill you
again it is a pkill. What isn't a pkill about it?
[06:45]:Took [ghost]: I thought he said he got missioned, which banishes, and
the banish dropped him on a monster?
[06:45]:Elwynes (ghost): and summoned
[06:45]:Elwynes (ghost): after
[06:45]:Took [ghost]: uhhh yeah thats a pkill
[06:45]:Took [ghost]: didnt read that tho
[06:46]:Clayplaya [ghost]: tiger missioned banished me to a mob in ocean
[06:46]:Roak [ghost]: no more flower mud :(
[06:46]:Xortoth (ghost): moral of the story - stop bidding with <30 minutes to
go and pissing off half the mud. :)
[06:46]:Roak [ghost]: ah right reinci bs
[06:46]:Canshow [ghost]: i suppose we can let that go but not the "kid"
bidders
[06:46]:Clayplaya [ghost]: say im not the bid and people are still bidiing
[06:47]:Roak [ghost]: guess 30th anniversary is trying to make us remember old
days?
[06:48]:Broetchen {ghost}: You are casting 'campfire tune'.
[06:48]:{ghost}: Broetchen hugs its own maracas made of dukonium (divine) <red
glow>.
[06:48]:{ghost}: Broetchen hugs its own voluminous robe of mage guild leader.
[06:49]:Broetchen {ghost}: worth the 42 day wait :)
[06:49]:Nyriori [ghost]: yep, dukonium really is a wonder material!  even good
for bard instruments!
[07:01]:Nyriori [ghost]: wow
[07:01]:Clayplaya [ghost]: missioned again
[07:01]:Took [ghost]: jesus crist
[07:02]:Clayplaya [ghost]: minions deaed again

[09:44]:Cordoba (gms): rupee vituttaa niin paljon taas tää vitun paska kyllä
et tulee ihan niskat kipeeks
[09:55]:Cordoba (gms): mitäs vittua tälläsil crisoneil tekee eihän nää runkut
dogeparryy vittu mitään
[10:25]:Cordoba (gms): vittu mik
[10:25]:Cordoba (gms): lol
[16:24]:Cordoba (gms): how fucking sad skill is stane nowadays
[16:24]:Cordoba (gms): wtf, doesnt even block tiny harms
[16:24]:Cordoba (gms): FUCK YOU WITH YOUR TUNES

Blax arrives from south.
Blax kvaaks 'ecky.'
Blax kvaaks 'humble ecky.'
You ask 'whut?'
Blax kvaaks 'are you quest today.'
Blax kvaaks 'are you quest today.'
You ask 'quest?'
Blax kvaaks 'r u quest.'
Blax kvaaks 'how r quest ecky today.'
Blax kvaaks 'i have stroke.'
Blax kvaaks 'i am having..'
Blax kvaaks 'a KEY stroke.'
Blax laughs out loud.
Blax laughs out loud.
Blax laughs out loud.
Blax kvaaks 'A KEY-STROKE.'
Blax hops on one leg, flaps his arms and chants (teleport without error)
Blax vanishes in a bright flash as reality snaps.

Conquer {rixx}: tell zin im convinced you can pair ranger with any reinc and
some american will pay 1000 euro for the ability to be that.
Conquer {rixx}: oops

edit 9.3.2020:

[23:35]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Clayplaya has just bid 1140 Taskpoints on 'an
honourary membership to 'Merchant' and 'Ranger''
[04:46]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Took has just bid 600 Taskpoints on 'an
honourary membership to 'Ranger' and 'Animist''


edit 22.3.2020:
mercranger    : Clayplaya bought with 1720 Taskpoints 
                     an honourary membership to 'Merchant' and 'Ranger'

animranger    : Blayke bought with 1400 Taskpoints 
                     an honourary membership to 'Ranger' and 'Animist'

[21:09]:Cordoba {wanted}: what is this new pill tune, you eat it no spawn and
spawn it will drop?
[21:09]:Nyriori [wanted]: sorry, rephrase that?
[21:09]:Cordoba {wanted}: aka pills wont stay up on spawning?
[21:09]:Nyriori [wanted]: I haven't checked, hm
[21:09]:Cordoba {wanted}: nyt tää paska kyl alkaa oleen jo liikaa voi vittu
mitä perseilyä
[21:10]:Fimir (wanted): erm
[21:11]:Cordoba {wanted}: jos tälläset tunet on tullu ni voitte ihan vapaasti
vaikka vetää vitut päänne hyli
[21:11]:Descad (wanted): empä oo huomannu moista
[21:11]:(wanted): Anadir puts its hands on its head like antlers and wiggles
them.

[10:28]:Huppu (newbie): The final estimation is that Butterfly is weaker than
a butterfly.
[10:28]:(newbie): Huppu looks very confused.

[22:02]:Glaurung (sales): friendly tip guys, dont bother trying to sell shards
under impressive
[22:02]:Broetchen {sales}: superb sharpness mb 1.5M
[22:02]:Kiilgore [sales]: thanks, sales police
[22:02]:Broetchen {sales}: it's true,
[22:02]:Broetchen {sales}: waste of space
[22:02]:Tikku (sales): accept
[22:02]:Ecky {sales}: aren't we all?
[22:03]:Pisano {sales}: adjective only shard, 10M
[22:03]:Kiilgore [sales]: think of the space!
[22:03]:Pharm (sales): 2x 3r + 5r compass mb 30k
[22:03]:Broetchen {sales}: mostly just wasted effort... like we all
[22:03]:Ecky {sales}: i'm gonna listen to hawkwind and think of the space!
[22:04]:Drifter (sales): I'd rather thing we are all just happy mistakes!
[22:04]:Glaurung (sales): there are also unhappy mistakes!
Scientist shouts 'Gee, sorry about that Drifter *snicker*!'
Info: Drifter dies.

famous last words

Zerks {terror+}: You manage to fight back the anger, but a clear image of a
monster is imprinted in your mind:
Zerks {terror+}: Narcuul Deathcut lord of Tralpecklor is here
Glaurung (terror+): jahas joko mennää?

[20:00]:Gadgeteer Rixx ]sales[: Final auction phase in Group XI has begun! I
will close the deal in 50y, 51d, 18h and 15s if no new bids are made!

[21:29]:Vaf (terror+): jos hallu grindaisit mountin bulliks!
[21:29]:Hoss (terror+): hmm
[21:29]:Hoss (terror+): sehä o iha vitusti
[21:30]:Vaf (terror+): pitäiskö sen olla helppo?
[21:30]:Hoss (terror+): no sillee hmm
[21:30]:Hoss (terror+): no mitä laitetaan lautaselle saatana sitte!
[21:31]:Hoss (terror+): multa tulee hannun jade ring
[21:31]:Vaf (terror+): pistetäänkö isoa vai pientä panosta?
[21:31]:Porgar (terror+): tuo on kyllä aikamoinen veto ku tota repua ei voi
ees grindaamal grindata vitusti :P
[21:31]:Porgar (terror+): softcapit paukkuu melko vauhil per bootti ja gainit
on taivaallisia
[21:31]:Pruneaxe (terror+): jooh, siinä on aikamoinen cappi/boot
[21:32]:Hoss (terror+): no mä laitoin jo panokset ja kaek!
[21:32]:Vaf (terror+): no mä laitan vaiks asmo ringin
[21:32]:Hoss (terror+): ai että asmo ja jade ring
[21:32]:Hoss (terror+): ehkä mä en lähe tähä!
[21:32]:Porgar (terror+): tuossaha saat sit samalla otettua 1v samassa
reinessäki
[21:32]:Porgar (terror+): jos näin hatusta pitäs vetää arvio mitä kestää
reindeer -> bulliks
[21:33]:Vaf (terror+): voin heittää päälle 20 wis legit

[20:15]:Vaf (terror+): alkaa vähä maksaa toi templarinneoiohuggnyupg70ngijju8
unyb ijbghvdygfvhbreubhn
[20:15]:Porgar (terror+): korkki kiinni
[20:15]:{terror+}: Bomba has difficulties deciding whether to smirk or smile.

-------------.
 #   Date    |
-------------+
 1. 15/04/19 | Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder, 1126448 exp (party of 9)
 2. 02/01/20 | a huge lizard-like being, its eyes g.., 1121176 exp (party of
9)
 3. 22/04/19 | Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the l.., 1089927 exp (party of
9)
 4. 02/01/20 | Dag Dag Schwingenator, ruler of Mage.., 1077275 exp (party of
9)
 5. 22/04/19 | Rotahunt the Confessor, 1068692 exp (party of 9)
 6. 16/04/19 | Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, .., 1059110 exp (party of
9)
 7. 04/01/20 | Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of .., 1035940 exp (party of
9)
 8. 15/04/19 | Jane, the Goddess, 994635 exp (party of 9)
 9. 29/04/19 | a high priestess of Esachen, protect.., 976346 exp (party of 9)
10. 19/01/20 | lesser demon of draen-dalar, 946086 exp (party of 9)
-------------'

Galena shouts 'Gargoyle died like a DOG!'
[12:54]:Ghost of Gargoyle {ghost}: voi ny vittu
[12:54]:(ghost): Droolah taps Gargoyle on the shoulder.
Snow dog shouts 'Next time, Pirutar, bring me your friends too!'
[12:54]:Ghost of Pirutar {ghost}: huppista
[12:54]:Ghost of Pirutar {ghost}: stupid tracker
[12:55]:Ghost of Gargoyle {ghost}: hyvän pelin ovat koodanneet jne
[12:55]:Droolah (ghost): kyä kyä näi o!
[12:55]:Hallu (ghost): kädet on kans jees!
[12:55]:Rhoads (ghost): nii :D
[12:55]:Pirutar {ghost}: it cheated, stupid tracker chainer tracking and then
shooting at 2 rounds
[12:55]:El (ghost): look ma! no hands!!!
[12:56]:Rhoads (ghost): :D
[12:56]:Rhoads (ghost): you sucked, more like
[12:56]:Hallu (ghost): never heard of controlled motion?!
[12:56]:Droolah (ghost): juon juon minä poika juon, minä juon itteni
HELEVETTIIIIIN!
[12:56]:(ghost): Hallu says 'yes'.

no flowers, no nothing, but then:

An unknown dead body is here
H:660/660 S:1114/1114 E:232/235 >give flowers
Give to whom?
H:660/660 S:1114/1114 E:232/235 >The corpse gives you a gem!

xxxxxx cruelly growls 'pakko mennä krapulapaskalle.'
Stormfall axe screams 'Idling makes you weak!'

-> be back later

[01:34]:Hallu (wanted): summon @ lae to some civ stufus
You start chanting.
Can not tell: Hallu (ignoring you)
You interrupt the spell.

oh well ...

Rixx recycle event started hour ago and ...


 Pos | Name                 | Zinium | Share %
 ---------------------------------------------
   1 | Zerks                |   1392 | 39.17816
   2 | Fuser                |    670 | 18.85730
   3 | Peenari              |    347 | 9.76639
   4 | Requiem              |    212 | 5.96679
   5 | Tumbelius            |    141 | 3.96848
   6 | Voronoi              |    134 | 3.77146
   7 | Dargund              |    130 | 3.65888
   8 | Drizzin              |    126 | 3.54630
   9 | Munkki               |     84 | 2.36420
  10 | Inferno              |     78 | 2.19533
  11 | Erasmus              |     57 | 1.60428
  12 | Miksa                |     55 | 1.54799
  13 | Gumba                |     41 | 1.15395
  14 | Manacubus            |     37 | 1.04137
  15 | Cordoba              |     22 | 0.61920
  16 | Searc                |     16 | 0.45032
  17 | El                   |      7 | 0.19702
  18 | Kirjosieppo          |      4 | 0.11258
 ---------------------------------------------



after nine hours into the event...


 Pos | Name                 | Zinium | Share %
 ---------------------------------------------
   1 | Hair                 |   4616 | 28.71182
   2 | Zerks                |   1740 | 10.82291
   3 | Fuser                |    969 | 6.02724
   4 | Div                  |    619 | 3.85022
   5 | Glaurung             |    569 | 3.53922
   6 | Marrow               |    431 | 2.68085
   7 | Inferno              |    431 | 2.68085
   8 | Searc                |    425 | 2.64353
   9 | Sparhawk             |    425 | 2.64353
  10 | Resin                |    413 | 2.56889
  11 | Requiem              |    393 | 2.44449
                   ....
                   ....
                   ....
  43 | Kanis                |     33 | 0.20526
  44 | Suikale              |     25 | 0.15550
  45 | Choboeio             |     23 | 0.14306
  46 | Darna                |     17 | 0.10574
  47 | Belse                |     17 | 0.10574
  48 | Ecky                 |     13 | 0.08086
  49 | Anks                 |      9 | 0.05598
  50 | Sandel               |      9 | 0.05598
  51 | Madcap               |      9 | 0.05598
  52 | El                   |      7 | 0.04354
  53 | Descad               |      6 | 0.03732
 ---------------------------------------------

xxx tells you 'have time to reinc me for 100k?'
You tell xxx 'sure'
xxx tells you 'ok xfering'
Bank transfer from xxx of 20000.00 gold

sigh... whatever

Your top10 party kills are (auto is ON):
-------------.
 #   Date    |
-------------+
 1. 15/04/19 | Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder, 1126448 exp (party of 9)
 2. 02/01/20 | a huge lizard-like being, its eyes g.., 1121176 exp (party of
9)
 3. 22/04/19 | Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the l.., 1089927 exp (party of
9)
 4. 02/01/20 | Dag Dag Schwingenator, ruler of Mage.., 1077275 exp (party of
9)
 5. 22/04/19 | Rotahunt the Confessor, 1068692 exp (party of 9)
 6. 16/04/19 | Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, .., 1059110 exp (party of
9)
 7. 04/01/20 | Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of .., 1035940 exp (party of
9)
 8. 15/04/19 | Jane, the Goddess, 994635 exp (party of 9)
 9. 29/04/19 | a high priestess of Esachen, protect.., 976346 exp (party of 9)
10. 03/01/20 | BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the.., 935119 exp (party of 9)
-------------'

no holz yet.

[12:30]:Hoss (terror+): no sanotaanko näin että ei oikee takarivist liidailla
kizaria / bmassia !
[12:30]:Esim [terror+]: nyyh
[12:31]:Vaf (terror+): onneks pelis on monta muutaki mosaa!
[12:31]:Bomba {terror+}: eikö sitä kizaria ny oo rapettu jo nii paljo ettei
kukaa sieltä tarvi enää mitään :D
[12:31]:Hoss (terror+): ainii unohtunu laittaa ignoree tuo eckyn secondaryki
[12:32]:Esim [terror+]: aww

You have two hundred fifty items.

damn herbs...

[10:52]:Ghost of Doll [ghost]: new body
[10:52]:Tatza (ghost): accept
[10:53]:Ghost of Doll [ghost]: not in esi?
[10:53]:Broetchen (ghost): well...
[10:53]:Broetchen (ghost): resser NEEDS to be in esi
[10:53]:Tatza (ghost): not in esiris but i prolly gotta rais you there
[10:53]:Broetchen (ghost): but not in vlad
[10:53]:Broetchen (ghost): room
[10:53]:Took [ghost]: I always ress in the freezer
[10:53]:Broetchen (ghost): or he's dead again the instant you body/ress/rais
him
[10:53]:Broetchen (ghost): idiot
[10:53]:Broetchen (ghost): shut up
[10:53]:Took [ghost]: dont cry
[10:54]:Took [ghost]: its ok
[10:54]:Ghost of Doll [ghost]: fucking epic tyra parti and this shit got me
[10:54]:Broetchen (ghost): Now ignoring Took, wonder why I ever took it off.
[10:55]:Took [ghost]: tryhard
[10:55]:Jaha [ghost]: LOL
[11:07]:Rhoads {ghost}: fucking esiris ressers
[11:07]:(ghost): Broetchen screams WOOOOOOOT! at Rhoads.
[11:07]:Rhoads {ghost}: best line I got after being ressed to esiris was "it's
useful because you can prot and heal the guy" :)
[11:08]:Broetchen (ghost): and?
[11:08]:Rhoads {ghost}: after being in an eq party and getting raised to esi
:)
[11:08]:Rhoads {ghost}: and?
[11:08]:Broetchen (ghost): what's wrong with ressing in esiris, ESPECIALLY
when they've just died to vlad?
[11:08]:Rhoads {ghost}: wasn't talking about now
[11:08]:Rhoads {ghost}: but related to the subject
[11:08]:Broetchen (ghost): read the first part, what's wrong with it
[11:09]:Broetchen (ghost): you can take the fucking portal instantly to
continent you died on , regardeless of cooldown / quests / whatnot
[11:09]:Rhoads {ghost}: ok what about after being in renardy doing eq?
[11:09]:Broetchen (ghost): same difference as dying on let's say deso and
ressing on lae
[11:09]:Rhoads {ghost}: :D
[11:09]:Broetchen (ghost): then you take from party
[11:09]:Rhoads {ghost}: what if whole party died
[11:09]:Broetchen (ghost): then it's pretty fucking sad.
[11:09]:Eronk {ghost}: happy sailing?
[11:09]:Gargoyle {ghost}: stfu already
[11:09]:Rhoads {ghost}: yes
[11:09]:Rhoads {ghost}: why stfu?
[11:10]:Ghost of Keyalastus [ghost]: I am dead, could someone please revive
me?
[11:10]:Rhoads {ghost}: yes Key
[11:10]:Broetchen (ghost): if whole party died there's no one to ress on
renardy
[11:10]:Rhoads {ghost}: accept from me
[11:10]:Took [ghost]: are you in esi?
[11:10]:Broetchen (ghost): ldo
[11:10]:Took [ghost]: :D
[11:10]:Rhoads {ghost}: no I'm not
[11:10]:Broetchen (ghost): and they need to sail from roth anyway. so please
take your head out of your arse
[11:11]:Rhoads {ghost}: please stop telling people to get their heads out of
their arses
[11:11]:Rhoads {ghost}: kthxbye
[11:11]:Broetchen (ghost): fuckoff, hard
[11:11]:Rhoads {ghost}: yeah same
[11:11]:Keyalastus [ghost]: thank you Rhoads
[11:11]:Broetchen (ghost): I'm not wrong here, you are, and I can ask 100 ppl
and 99 agree
[11:11]:Rhoads {ghost}: who cares? I don't
[11:11]:Broetchen (ghost): you do
[11:11]:Broetchen (ghost): [11:07]:Rhoads {ghost}: fucking esiris ressers
[11:11]:Rhoads {ghost}: obv I don't, just wanted to point out
[11:11]:Broetchen (ghost): point out what?
[11:11]:Rhoads {ghost}: that it is not convenient at all times
[11:12]:Broetchen (ghost): that it sucks, well it doesn't
[11:12]:Rhoads {ghost}: stfu already... thing about highbies and especially
broetchen on public channels he's always correct and everyone else just sucks
[11:12]:Rhoads {ghost}: feel free to accept rais/ress, even body, Rhoads out
[11:13]:Broetchen (ghost): ... maybe that's because they actually know how to
play the game and know about mechanics, quests, areas, leading and are not
eternal exp newbies
[11:13]:Rhoads {ghost}: so you say it's a good thing that you played 60% of
your last 20 years?
[11:13]:Broetchen (ghost): no
[11:13]:Broetchen (ghost): play the RL card, as if you had any
[11:14]:Rhoads {ghost}: what is this utter bullshit
[11:14]:Rhoads {ghost}: from "fucking esiris ressers" to rl cards?
[11:14]:Broetchen (ghost): you did, i didn't
[11:14]:Broetchen (ghost): you played "you have no life because you played 60%
of 20 years"
[11:14]:[ghost]: Jaha grabs popcorn.
[11:14]:Rhoads {ghost}: play the rl card... fuck
[11:14]:(ghost): Tatza sends Rhoads some weed _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_.
[11:15]:Rhoads {ghost}: I don't think the subject originally was "I played for
so long that I deserve to be the king of all channels, now stfu while I exp"
[11:15]:[ghost]: Jaha munches.
[11:15]:(ghost): Broetchen pets Rhoads on the head.
[11:15]:[ghost]: Jaha makes a face.
[11:15]:[ghost]: Pokka leans back with a bowl of popcorn, enjoying the
conversation.
[11:15]:[ghost]: Jaha looks around for salt and butter.
[11:16]:Broetchen (ghost): see if anyone agreed, not counting Tiktok, Took or
some other idiot with IQ less than their (EU) shoe size
[11:16]:Rhoads {ghost}: ok boyo
[11:16]:Broetchen (ghost): bye
[11:16]:Rhoads {ghost}: bye, boyo
[11:16]:Miksa {ghost}: happy new year guys!
[11:16]:Rhoads {ghost}: the chinese new year isn't yet?
[11:16]:Rhoads {ghost}: :D
[11:16]:Broetchen (ghost): happy motherfucking 40 years , of which I played
for soon 23... \o_
[11:17]:Jaha [ghost]: Say... Ukranian new year?
[11:17]:Broetchen (ghost): with average of 8h a day...
[11:17]:Miksa {ghost}: another year of adventures incoming!
[11:18]:Rhoads {ghost}: another episode of Kiksa's bard tale incoming perhaps
too?
[11:18]:Miksa {ghost}: time will show!
[11:18]:Took [ghost]: welp, selling loot and bedtime, no one do anything rash
:D
[11:18]:Took [ghost]: love yall
[11:20]:Miksa {ghost}: damn those beasts
[11:20]:Ghost of Hemicuda (ghost): ress
[11:20]:Rhoads {ghost}: take
[11:20]:Ghost of Hemicuda (ghost): got first
[11:25]:Rhoads {ghost}: hello to Broetchen, I can see your all-seeing eye

Valkrist drops a pair of lambskin leggings <red glow>.
Valkrist calls for a dicing.
Ecky rolls: 94.
Woocca rolls: 83.
Porkzar rolls: 71.
Alorn rolls: 53.
Broetchen rolls: 34.
Drifter rolls: 27.
Zerks rolls: 17.
Valkrist rolls: 16.
Gargoyle rolls: 14.

Tatza (sales): Torso Maker, 8 Rune Empy, 2x Tiger ring, 2x Tiger bracelet,
Cs/soth breastplate for trade to something nice
You emote to Tatza 'hugs you.'
You tell Tatza 'saanko nyt tmakerin?'

Valkrist drops a dwarven full shield 'Dragomir' <red glow>.
Valkrist calls for a dicing.
Ecky rolls: 87.
Requiem rolls: 81.
Omnos rolls: 61.
Gargoyle rolls: 60.
Fosforos rolls: 59.
Valkrist rolls: 50.
Riistis rolls: 34.
Azgaroth rolls: 13.
Drifter rolls: 1.

[21:52]:Kharnox [wanted]: someone with an airship to run me through the level
34 (shrine) quest
[21:53]:Hemicuda (wanted): back in my day we had to walk uphill both ways in a
blizzard to do the shrine quest
[21:53]:Stylus (wanted): yeah, good luck with that :)
[21:53]:Kharnox [wanted]: lol
[21:53]:Ecky [wanted]: luxury!
[21:53]:Grushnak [wanted]: I gave up on that quest because I'm a lazy fuck who
can't concentrate
[21:54]:Stylus (wanted): the realm map has made it 1000000% easier :P
[21:54]:Kharnox [wanted]: aren't some of them sort of dangerous though?
[21:54]:Searc (wanted): well old map gave some slight advantage to walking too
:P
[21:55]:Stylus (wanted): you'll have better luck by doing thr 95% you can do
and then asking a ride to the 'dangerous' ones
[21:55]:Stylus (wanted): i think the point of the quest is for you to explore
the continents
[21:55]:Kharnox [wanted]: working on that now
[21:55]:Ecky [wanted]: we used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip.
we got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over
us!
[21:56]:Turnip [wanted]: luxury
[21:56]:Garas [wanted]: yeah, I didn't get fish
[21:56]:Hemicuda (wanted): yeah i didnt get any water either, so thirsty....
[21:56]:Ecky [wanted]: there were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small
shoebox in the middle of the road.
[21:56]:Moonglaze (wanted): you had roads
[21:56]:Hemicuda (wanted): you had shoes?
[21:57]:Ewige {wanted}: we used to dream of having a shoebox
[21:57]:Moonglaze (wanted): rich kid
[21:57]:Derendil (wanted): you had roads? we just hard darkness and snow
[21:57]:Garas [wanted]: they had Rhoads
[21:57]:(wanted): Hemicuda gulps nervously.
[21:57]:Moonglaze (wanted): sheesh we were still in caves
[21:57]:Derendil (wanted): where were going we dont need Rhoads
[21:58]:Spann {wanted}: yeah this mud is running out of money better support
it
[21:58]:Stylus (wanted): shut up cracker
[21:58]:Hemicuda (wanted): mmm crackers
[21:58]:Spann {wanted}: heh
[21:58]:Ewige {wanted}: i prefer the term 'jive turkey'.. cracker is OUR
word.. you can't use it
[21:58]:Kohothegreat {wanted}: SPY SPY SPY
[21:59]:Moonglaze (wanted): you should see Xlink's mum's crack
[21:59]:Ecky [wanted]: we used to dream of crackers!
[21:59]:Moonglaze (wanted): you could dream?
[22:00]:Ecky [wanted]: well, when i say dream, i mean darkness and cold and
eyes closed.
[22:00]:Moonglaze (wanted): wow.. eyes
[22:00]:Hemicuda (wanted): we couldnt afford darkness
[22:01]:Moonglaze (wanted): hello darkness my old friend....
[22:04]:Derendil (wanted): we bred just so we would have food
[22:04]:Moonglaze (wanted): wow there was more than 1 of you
[22:04]:Hemicuda (wanted): derendil wins
[22:05]:(wanted): Derendil grins evilly
[22:05]:(wanted): Moonglaze says 'Riiiiight' in a sarcastic manner.
[22:06]:Ecky [wanted]: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at
night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work
twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come
to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance
about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.'
[22:06]:Ewige {wanted}: try and tell that to kids today.. they won't believe
ya.

[17:52]:Ecky [wanted]: when raising merchants, it should charge their
bankaccount instead of their exp.
[17:53]:Darkahven {wanted}: best idea +1

Nurse says 'Sorry, but your race cannot donate blood.'

You are done with the chant.
You raise your hands, gaze up and chant 'Avee Avee Aveallis'
You feel like your spell gained additional power.
A celestial spark hits you.
You watch with self-pride as your celestial spark hits yourself.
The celestial spark touches your blessed soul.
You feel like you just got slightly better in celestial spark.

You are done with the chant.
You utter the magic words 'havia kauhistus pois'
Nevermore disappears into thick air.

...

Nevermore tells you 'hmmm mission u is so expensive'

happened sometime in the past, a snippet from a log....

You push the button on the apparatus!
The apparatus clicks open and a megafone appears.
What would you like to shout?
Armageddon shouts 'Read my lips. 5 minutes 20 seconds'
> HATE YOU ARMAGEDDON!
The apparatus shouts with your voice 'HATE YOU ARMAGEDDON!'
> get shoutti
You take a humming magical apparatus built of silk labeled as shoutti.
 @Xortoth slaps you on the cheek.
 @Ulath eyes you suspiciously.
> eep ulath
You emote to Ulath 'eeps at you.'
> hide ulath
You emote to Ulath 'tries to hide from you.'
Armageddon shouts 'Ding! Dong! Rebooting in 3 minutes 50 seconds.'
Armageddon shouts 'Read my lips. 2 minutes 42 seconds'
Armageddon shouts 'closing all chests'
Armageddon shouts 'Don't you just LOVE ME... You still have 1 minute 51
seconds left!'
Armageddon shouts 'I LOVE YOU TOO ECKY!'
Armageddon shouts 'WARNING: you have 1 minute 13 seconds before reboot!'

You are done with the chant.
You raise your hands, gaze up and chant 'Avee Avee Aveallis'
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
A celestial spark hits you.
You watch with self-pride as your celestial spark hits yourself.
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
The celestial spark touches your blessed soul.

Nevermore (wanted): scroll of enchant armour
Ecky {wanted}: you need ea scrolls to bot for inf orbs?
 @Nevermore pisses on you.
Can not tell Nevermore (ignoring you)
Nevermore tells you 'your mission fee is pretty high'
Nevermore tells you 'guess u mock others too'

Zorb tells you 'marsut maistuu hyvalta'
Zorb tells you 'niis on vaan tosi vahan lihaa'
You tell Zorb '!!!!!!'

Signed up successfully.
Cool, you have decided to bring an avec. Welcome!

Name: Ecky the small Bookworm (glowing) < nakkivene > [transmuted as Darna the
Human < nakkivene >]

Ancient chimera shouts 'Malos is in a much warmer place now!'
[22:40]:Ghost of Malos (ghost): ouch
[22:40]:Ghost of Malos (ghost): rais plz :D
[22:40]:Shinarae <ghost>: welcome to beastmasters.
[22:41]:Ghost of Malos (ghost): !
[22:42]:(ghost): Stylus chants 'Death to all newbies!'.


Malos Korvenkaivaja is a level II eternal of the Barsoomian race.
She was created Mon Jan 19 11:02:09 1998 and she is 6y, 42d, 17h and 31min
old.
She has been on for 4h, 27min and 12s, idle 38s.
She has a secondary character, Deal.
She has killed: Sienna Gaonyth, 61417 exp
                Greythorn Firetoe, 169264 exp (party of 3)
This player has a blog - last modified 1y, 3d, 5h, 22min and 16s ago. 
She has no plan.

-------------.
 #   Date    |
-------------+
 1. 15/04/19 | Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder, 1126448 exp (party of 9)
 2. 22/04/19 | Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the l.., 1089927 exp (party of
9)
 3. 22/04/19 | Rotahunt the Confessor, 1068692 exp (party of 9)
 4. 16/04/19 | Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, .., 1059110 exp (party of
9)
 5. 15/04/19 | Jane, the Goddess, 994635 exp (party of 9)
 6. 29/04/19 | a high priestess of Esachen, protect.., 976346 exp (party of 9)
 7. 22/04/19 | Krakenclaw the Mighty God of Thunder, 921642 exp (party of 9)
 8. 14/05/19 | Sivak Draconian, 664101 exp (party of 9)
 9. 16/04/19 | Krenshibon the ancient black Dracoli.., 591426 exp (party of 9)
10. 28/04/19 |  illirou   e elv n m st  b rd, 533298 exp (party of 6)
-------------'

now forwarding mudmail to real life for the unlikely (but still possible) case
of someone having to reach me.

Kizarwexius roars 'Ecky, you low creature, face me if you dare!'

...

A dazzling spark races along the stream of green light between Drifter and
Balrog!
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
The balrog screams 'NOOOOO!
                            NOOOOOOOOO!
                                        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The balrog falls down... DEAD.
The magic mist around the dead Balrog's neck leaps to Hatebreeder's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Balrog's neck leaps to Lysander's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Balrog's neck leaps to Venturus's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Balrog's neck leaps to Drifter's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Balrog's neck leaps to Nepnep's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Balrog's neck leaps to Searc's Kerbholz.
A briefly glowing figure of Balrog quivers above the corpse.
Lysander uses a burning torch to set the room ablaze! Soon leaping flames leap
from every flammable object, and thick clouds of smoke billow forth. Lysander
laughs with evil glee and sorts through the wreckage for valuables.
Nepnep joins in on the fun.
Balrog's corpse is burned into char.

Balrog exclaims 'BE EATEN BY THE EARTH!'  
YOU ARE SWALLOWED WHOLE BY THE CAVERN WALLS!

[23:00]:Online [suomi]: Transnaiselle tehtiin vagina kalasta... ehkä ymmärsi
kalanhajun väärin
[23:03]:Online [suomi]: no jos jotain positiivista ettii niin olivat kuitenkin
suomut poistanu, oishan sekin tietty aika ylläri kun paljaalla vetelis
suomuihin vastakarvaan
[23:04]:Online [suomi]: suomessahan oiskin aika hienoo ku laittas kunnon
kymppikilosen hauenleuat paikoilleen ja eiku baanalle

Kissahobitti (terror+): tiesittekö, et noob on toisinpäin boon
Fovorit (terror+): nyt tiedän
Kissahobitti (terror+): koitko suuren valaistumisen
Fovorit (terror+): kyllä tässä nyt vähän eri tavalla näkee maailman

Nun screams in agony.. 'Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!'
You watch in twisted pleasure as the night runes envelope and start destroying
Nun's physical appearance. Nun convulses in mind-numbing pain and sheer agony
as her flesh starts to decay before your eyes.
You watch with self-pride as your wither flesh hits Nun.
Nun dies in a massive pool of blood.
Nun is DEAD, R.I.P.


... grelig gone ebyl

You can now see the end of the rainbow clearly:
    f    
  fffff  
 ff?ffff 
 fffffff 
ffff*ffff
 fffffff 
 fffffff 
  fffff  
    f    

The sky flashes and the RAINBOW disappears!

Esachen echoes 'Cursed be huppu, murrough, ecky, glaurung, porkzar, valkrist,
huppu, murrough, ecky, glaurung, porkzar, valkrist, huppu, murrough, ecky,
glaurung, porkzar, valkrist, huppu, murrough, ecky, glaurung, porkzar,
valkrist, huppu, murrough, ecky, glaurung, porkzar, valkrist, huppu, murrough,
ecky, glaurung, porkzar, valkrist, huppu, murrough, ecky, glaurung, porkzar,
valkrist, huppu, murrough, ecky, glaurung, porkzar, valkrist, huppu, murrough,
ecky, glaurung, porkzar, valkrist, huppu, murrough, ecky, glaurung, porkzar,
valkrist, huppu, murrough, ecky, glaurung, porkzar, valkrist, huppu, murrough,
ecky, glaurung, porkzar, valkrist, huppu, murrough, ecky, glaurung, porkzar,
valkrist, huppu, murrough, ecky, glaurung, porkzar, valkrist, huppu, murrough,
ecky, glaurung, porkzar and valkrist.'
Glaurung's Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Alexandra starts levitating and vibrating violently...
Burglefloogah belches 'Die you balance whore, DIE!'
      ...and suddenly EXPLODES splattering her intestines all over you.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to Huppu's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to Droolah's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to Requiem's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to Valkrist's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to Porkzar's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to Murrough's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Alexandra's neck leaps to Glaurung's Kerbholz.

Ecky DOUBLEs over in PAIN!
You feel a sense of accomplishment knowing you are once again unique.
You have a new solo kill option for top10!
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Ecky as it dies.
Ecky is DEAD, R.I.P.

Broetchen (wanted): monster of race 'lobster' location... most crabs are
'crab'... so anyone know ?
Burn [wanted]: checked the sunken ship?
Broetchen (wanted): ah forgot about sunken ship... gonna go check
Broetchen (wanted): don't seem to find lobster in sunken ship.... it probably
hasn't got the word 'lobster' in it's name but it's race 'lobster'... needs
more investigation

You tell Broetchen 'You create a lobster bisque.'
You tell Broetchen 'ei tartte itte pyytää'
Yroetchen tells you 'no huonosti saa enthrallattua ruokia'
You tell Broetchen 'onks se joku kastike?'
Broetchen tells you 'näkemiin. vitutat mua'

You boil your salad, egg and salad carefully.
After some time, a wonderful smell fills your nostrils. Baked snails is ready!

batmud recipes ...

Ecky {party}: miksi crimso ei stancee
Rischa [party]: ei sitä kokoaja jaksa

You feel like you just got slightly better in cooking.

Nina [nightlife+]: nah i'll just loot the chests and dump the stuff in the
ocean if you guys can't settle things

^^ Hear hear! I couldn't come up with a better plan to fix nightlife+.

Broetchen {wanted}: basilisk location, gimme a tell if you happen to stumble
upon one
Broetchen {wanted}: nm, found one :)
Broetchen {wanted}: relo rp on luce, basilisk poison :D 

You are no longer the champion of Garunia's guessing game.

 tells you 'I'd like to buy your dirty leggings for 25k if you're willing'


.. you and your weird kinks!

Xortoth arrives from south.
Xortoth gives a frosty birch wand, remnant of the winters past <orange glow>
to Angfer.
Xortoth acks.
You tell Xortoth 'was it your intention to give that wand?'
Xortoth tells you 'nope :D'
Xortoth tells you 'had a wand of meteor on the top of my inventory and typed
'keep wand' and 'give wand' and it gave vallu wand instead :D'
You tell Xortoth 'i'm sure angfer appriates your donation :D'
Xortoth laughs out loud at you.
You tell Xortoth 'appreciates, even'

You just fell into a hole filled with spikes, but that's ok - death goes on.
A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe falls in
your hands!
The dial on the globe changes to 4.
You no longer feel enraged.
The dial on the globe changes to 3.
The dial on the globe changes to 2.
 @Huppu congratulates you wholeheartedly.
The dial on the globe changes to 1.
BOOM! The globe explodes in your face!
What a mess...
You feel less experienced.
You feel your luck has changed.
You feel you may as well call it quits for today.
You feel guilty, perhaps you should lead a better life from now on?

Night (kamikaze+): i don't pee on little children on the streets even though i
could

Rischa leaves enter.
You are inside the inner sanctum of the holy cleric of Yak. The walls are full
of intricately decorated woven rugs filled with the holy symbols of Yak.
Obvious exits are: w, n and leave.
Rischa the esteemed Brownie < A wanton display of cruelty >
A holy cleric of Yak
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
********************** Round 1 **********************
Your armours absorb some of the damage.
Cleric hits Someone twice inducing a nasty lesion.
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.2  Ecky           fol 1287(1325)   27(  27) 284(414) |  90 |       200755
|
| 2.2  Rischa         amb  449( 451)  879(1120) 235(236) |  70 |       201710
|
| 3.2  Darna          fol  331( 331) 1612(1612) 231(231) |  82 |       187159
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Cleric is noticeably hurt (65%).
Rischa starts concentrating on a new spell.
Cleric utters the magic words (imprisonment)
This location is now surrounded in a banded green forcefield.
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Someone starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
********************** Round 2 **********************

[16:01]:Online [suomi]: kyse on siitä että sun pitäs vaan imeä sitä
kameli-ibrahimin kyrpä ja antaa sille kaikki rahas
[16:04]:Online [suomi]: se että puhutaanko juutalaismediasta aka facebookist
aja sen sensuurista
[16:05]:Online [suomi]: sain tänään (tai eilen) bannit 30 päivää sen takia
että olin sanonut perussuomalaisten sivulla ".. loiset" sanan
[16:08]:Online [suomi]: Ootte kyllä sellasia kermaperseitä siellä, kattokaa
apinat peliin kenelle annatte bannit ja ottakaa ne tapit sieltä perseestä
pois. HAISTAKAA MODERAATTORIT PITKÄ PASKA ootte vitun luusereita kaikki.
NEEKERIT ON NEEKEREITÄ! on aina ollut ja tulee olemaan.
[16:08]:Online [suomi]: vittu, ei pysty muka lähettää moderaattoreille tota
[16:09]:Online [suomi]: kas kirjotusvirhe
[16:09]:Online [suomi]: Pyyntöäsi ei voitu käsitellä. Yritä myöhemmin
uudelleen.
[16:09]:Online [suomi]: saatanan juutalaismedia
[16:10]:Online [suomi]: nyt on hermo pinnassa


..

[10:27]:Ecky [kamikaze+]: can't join today i'm afraid
[10:28]:Rischa [kamikaze+]: ah, ok. you might have had some problems handling
henry with kharim stunmano anyway :)

...

Ecky Thump is a level 90 mortal of the Troll race.
She was created Mon Dec 10 14:17:32 2012 and she is 1y, 82d, 22h, 11min and
16s old.
She has been on for 20h, 29min and 47s, not idle.
She belongs to the House of Kebab.
She has a secondary character, Esim.
She has killed: (Nimerthion, the elven assassin sear.., 56587 exp
                Henry Amberley, defender of the Ambe.., 1038480 exp (party of
9)

Ignore cleared.

..madness

> freeze me for 14 days
Doesn't stay frozen
You are unable to use the Freezer!

how to not check sable's resists:

cda
You start concentrating on the skill.
H:1325/1325 S:28/28 E:121/411 Eq:sucks W:59kg >k sable
********************** Round 1 **********************
You are STUNNED.
...BUT you break it off.
Sable Bladetree hits Ecky twice snapping a collarbone.
You jab Sable Bladetree creating a minor infection.
Hp: 1074/1325 [-251] Sp: 28/28 [] Ep: 121/411 [] cash: 32 [] exp: 133295 []
Sable Bladetree is in excellent shape (100%).
H:1074/1325 S:28/28 E:121/411 Eq:sucks W:59kg >Sable's yells 'GUARDS TO MY
SIDE!!!!!!!'
TWO guards run into the room!
You are using 'combat damage analysis'.
Sable says 'The world is a more peaceful place without the presence of
Narcuul'
Your third tentacle strikes Ranger guard inducing a small electrocution.
You are prepared to do the skill.
Ranger guard seems almost immune against poison damage.
Ranger guard has good resistance against physical damage.
Hp: 1074/1325 [] Sp: 28/28 [] Ep: 113/411 [-8] cash: 32 [] exp: 133295 []
******************** Round 2 (1) ********************
Ranger guard hits Ecky twice snapping a collarbone.
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Ranger guard hits Ecky 4 times causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Your skin is CHARRED severely!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
The adrenaline from the battle prevents you from despawning!
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

Shardik shouts 'LISTEN UP FOLKS I AM AN ELDER GODawful archwizard no longer 
active really BUT I DO STILL PACK SOME RAW FUCKING POWER AND I WILL DEPLOY 
SOME OF THAT RIGHT ABOUT NOW SO.'

A group of hot potatos have escaped from the Celestial Kitchens! If you catch
one, get rid of it fast or you may get messy. People who survive this without
an accident are sometimes rewarded.

[22:59]:Kayen [kamikaze+]: what happened? Info: Ecky is disintegrated.
[23:00]:Kayen [kamikaze+]: don't think i have seen that before
[23:00]:Searc (kamikaze+): help spell disintegrate
[23:01]:Kayen [kamikaze+]: oh
[23:05]:Ecky [kamikaze+]: Kayen: I have seen that before.

Ecky looks bolder.
Corporal is surrounded by blue waves as you hear the words: 'BBBBOOOOOO!!!!'
You suddenly get very scared!
You flee in terror!
Corporal blocks you, grinning evilly.
Your legs refuse to obey you!
You flee in terror!
Corporal blocks you, grinning evilly.
Your legs refuse to obey you!
You flee in terror!
Corporal blocks you, grinning evilly.
Your legs refuse to obey you!

Hatebreeder [party]: the smallest first
Hatebreeder [party]: 3 mobs there
Tuli [party]: where?
Hatebreeder [party]: east
Moonmist [party]: n?
Moonmist leaves east.
Moonmist left somewhere.
Tuli leaves east.
Tuli left somewhere.
Darna is now in the 2nd row.
Drow ghost shouts 'Tuli is a LOSER!'
Info: Tuli dies.
Tuli dies.
Kelnozz shouts 'Was it as good for you, as it was for me, Moonmist?'
Info: Moonmist dies.
Moonmist dies.
Ghost of Tuli [report]: Removezz hits me!
Hatebreeder [party]: dont go
Kayen 'hmmmm's for a moment.
Ghost of Tuli [party]: eye
Ghost of Moonmist [party]: oops
Hatebreeder [party]: i was just answering a question

You are the new CHAMPION of Garunia's Guessing Game!

+----------------------------=( Current Power )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       low                                                   |
| Sword sharpness:     slight                                                |
| Accuracy factor:     slight                                                |
| Lethality factor:    paltry                                                |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+


puuh...

l machine
The outward appearance of the machine looks very strange. There seems to be
some sort of crank that is supposed to be pulled and some sort of other
gadgets and lights that keep blinking. It is very difficult to say what the
machine will do, but it is likely that it is primarily operated with the
crank.
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks light weight.

pull crank
+--------------------------=( Lottery Bonanza! )=----------------------------+
| 1. Glaurung                                                                |
| 2. Fueryon                                                                 |
| 3. Vlad the Inhaler, the slavic golem                                      |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
The mechanism in the machine clicks and it seems the magic in it explodes
inside.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You fall in pain. Gods! THE PAIN!
You feel like 75% as good as the current Octopus.
The strong magic of the Sword of Clouds prevents you from turning into spawn.
The pain slowly subsides and you stand up. You can't help feeling a bit
surprised.

ere are no light sources here, but you can still see.
Human habitation decreases dramatically as nature starts to encroach this
area.  An outpost built to stop wandering swamp creatures from entering town
sits here abandoned.  The screeches of wild animals can be heard off in the
distance as an odor of dampness begins to fill the air.
A tall mahogany tree is growing here.
Above you is a warm, moving, clear sky. There is a brisk wind. The still water
below you would be up to your ankles.
Obvious exits are: w and e.
Darna's floating disc
a huge pile of mowgles coins
Scalie Grachlich patrols here
Suoli Sko the Troll Asche zu Asche < boink >
Darna the grey Elf Blue February < boink >
Moonmist the Sprite < boink >
H:1317/1317 S:78/78 E:303/413 Eq:forehead W:57kg >Hp: 1317/1317 [] Sp: 78/78
[] Ep: 315/413 [+12] cash: 156 [] exp: 148028 []
The sword of wonders vibrates faintly.
Moonmist [party]: no this is that outpost
Scalie leaves west.
p say going in
Ecky [party]: going in
H:1317/1317 S:78/78 E:315/413 Eq:forehead W:57kg >The air distorts and begins
to sparkle!
pp
         ,-+----+-----+-----+-----+----.
         |U| Unp|Spawn| Fsh | Disc| Flo|
,--------+-+----+-----+-----+-----+----+
|Ecky    |X|    |19:07|27:34|     |5:07|
|Suoli   |X|    |     |27:00|     |3:58|
|Moonmist| |6:06|     |     |     |    |
|Darna   | |6:04|     |     |10:43|    |
`--------+-+----+-----+-----+-----+----'
H:1317/1317 S:78/78 E:315/413 Eq:forehead W:57kg >Suddenly there is an
explosion in the fabric of space!
<---------^--------->  Loc:    Green Plains in central Laenor
|                   |  Exits:  north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest,
|                   |          southeast, southwest
|                   |  
|        ..z        |  Green and blooming plains spread to the distance, full
|      C|...zz      |  of life and blossom. The thick grass is over three feet
<      D+.*..z      >  tall, insects buzz and many birds can be heard calling.
|      C.\....      |  These fertile plains are home to many creatures! There
|        .\.        |  is not much shelter from the forces of nature nor
|                   |  hostile eyes, although tall grass can hide many things
|                   |  in it.
|                   |  
<---------v--------->  
a huge pile of mowgles coins
Darna the grey Elf Blue February < boink >
Moonmist the Sprite < boink >
Moonmist [party]: to the east
Hp: 1269/1317 [-48] Sp: 78/78 [] Ep: 315/413 [] cash: 156 [] exp: 148028 []
p say oops
Ecky [party]: oops
H:1269/1317 S:78/78 E:315/413 Eq:forehead W:57kg >l
You feel fully healed.
Hp: 1317/1317 [+48] Sp: 78/78 [] Ep: 327/413 [+12] cash: 156 [] exp: 148028 []
<---------^--------->  Loc:    Green Plains in central Laenor
|                   |  Exits:  north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest,
|                   |          southeast, southwest, breach
|                   |  
|        ..z        |  Green and blooming plains spread to the distance, full
|      C|...zz      |  of life and blossom. The thick grass is over three feet
<      D+.*..z      >  tall, insects buzz and many birds can be heard calling.
|      C.\....      |  These fertile plains are home to many creatures! There
|        .\.        |  is not much shelter from the forces of nature nor
|                   |  hostile eyes, although tall grass can hide many things
|                   |  in it.Reality has broken apart here forming a breach to
|                   |  some distant location! 
<---------v--------->  
There is some rubbish around the reality breach
Darna's floating disc
a huge pile of mowgles coins
Suoli Sko the Troll Asche zu Asche < boink >
Darna the grey Elf Blue February < boink >
Moonmist the Sprite < boink >
H:1317/1317 S:78/78 E:327/413 Eq:forehead W:57kg >breach
Human habitation decreases dramatically as nature starts to encroach this
area.  An outpost built to stop wandering swamp creatures from entering town
sits here abandoned.  The screeches of wild animals can be heard off in the
distance as an odor of dampness begins to fill the air.
Reality has broken apart here forming a breach to some distant location!
A tall mahogany tree is growing here.
Above you is a warm, moving, clear sky. There is a brisk wind. The still water
below you would be up to your ankles.
Obvious exits are: w, e and breach.
There is some rubbish around the reality breach
Scalie Grachlich patrols here
H:1317/1317 S:78/78 E:327/413 Eq:forehead W:57kg >Darna [party]: hallu?
p say nope
Darna arrives.
Darna's disc floats in.
Ecky [party]: nope
H:1317/1317 S:78/78 E:327/413 Eq:forehead W:57kg >Darna starts following the
leader.
p say sword
Ecky [party]: sword
H:1317/1317 S:78/78 E:327/413 Eq:forehead W:57kg >lick sword
You lick your own sword of wonders <red glow>.
H:1317/1317 S:78/78 E:327/413 Eq:forehead W:57kg >Darna [party]: ahh!
You feel almost fully recovered.
Hp: 1317/1317 [] Sp: 78/78 [] Ep: 337/413 [+10] cash: 156 [] exp: 148028 []
Darna [party]: didn't know it can do that
Darna [party]: breach

[12:27]:Pehvi [terror+]: miks helvetissä item cond messageissa incredible on
korkeempi ku superb kun se normaalisti on just toisin päin
[12:28]:Guggelo (terror+): hmm ?
[12:30]:Pehvi [terror+]: siis, jos wepa on incredible, niin se on premmassa
condikswssa ku superb. mut esim help score mukaan other stats listassa se on
just toisinpäin
[12:31]:Gurgar (terror+): ei muuta kuin somemyrsky pystyyn ja julkinen paine
päälle et mersuille tunea
[12:33]:Jerc (terror+): voi johtua siitä et se ei oo other statin mukanen :D
[12:33]:Jerc (terror+): battered ja trashed jne ei nävy hirveesti other
statissa myöskään

[15:01]:Cordoba (nightlife+): cordoba,x/tdruid,mage/bard,mage for nora
starting now
[15:01]:Searc (nightlife+): bard
[15:02]:Droolah (nightlife+): mage
[15:02]:Cordoba (nightlife+): cordoba,def/tdruid,searc/mage,droolah
[15:03]:Omnos (nightlife+): tdruid
[15:03]:Hipander {nightlife+}: i can come habo if needed
[15:03]:Cordoba (nightlife+): def needed
[15:04]:Cordoba (nightlife+): me,def/omnos/hipander/droolah,searc
[15:05]:Cordoba (nightlife+): def?
[15:05]:Cordoba (nightlife+): are you fucking kidding me, ususlally theres
like 50 defs
[15:05]:(nightlife+): Droolah laughs very hard and spits out his drink.
[15:05]:Toper (nightlife+): 49 now

Kerslake Lee the Gnoll Warrior 1/1

You exclaim 'Ooooo! Lee Kerslake!'
Kerslake tells you 'HAISTA VITTU'

Kerslake Lee is a level 40 mortal of the Gnoll race.
He was created Sun Aug 21 19:02:45 2011 and he is 22d, 10h, 45min and 9s old.
He has been on for 4min and 15s, idle 1s.
He is the secondary character of Rhoads.

+-----------------------------=( Qazwertygre )=------------------------------+
| Owner:         Ecky                                                        |
| Description:   a diamond bastard sword 'Qazwertygre' with three            |
| branch-like protrusions                                                    |
| Weapon type:   bastard sword                                               |
| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                      |
+------------------------------=( Materials )=-------------------------------+
| Bloodstone                     21%                                         |
| Carnelian                      20%                                         |
| Bone                           23%                                         |
| Diamond                        36%                                         |
+-------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=---------------------------+
| Evolutionary traits           : 15%                                        |
| Strike lethality              : 22%                                        |
| Weapon quality improvement    : 22%                                        |
| Weapon damage improvement     : 22%                                        |
| Strike accuracy               : 19%                                        |
+----------------------------=( Current Power )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       slight                                                |
| Sword sharpness:     slight                                                |
| Accuracy factor:     paltry                                                |
| Lethality factor:    paltry                                                |
+---------------------------=( True Potential )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       impressive                                            |
| Sword sharpness:     excellent                                             |
| Accuracy factor:     slight                                                |
| Lethality factor:    average                                               |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

[13:30]:Cordoba (gms): fucking cocksucker crimson to get even working stunmano
[13:30]:Cordoba (gms): wtf this is FUCKING BULLSHIT![1~
[15:13]:Cordoba (gms): wtf is going on with this all stuns, fucking every
fucker 2k mob does true stuns

[11:38]:Parsin (kharim): FUCK this guild...2 failed door trains in a row
[11:39]:Ecky [kharim]: so?
[11:39]:Ecky [kharim]: try 4-5 fails in a row
[13:02]:Darkahven {kharim}: "omg i failed 2 doors in a row" :DD

[08:19]:Cordoba (barbarian): onko luree tunetettu vai miten se vaan on niin
vitun paska kokoaaja?
[08:31]:Cordoba (barbarian): miten vitussa tästä lurestakin tullu tälläåne
paska
[08:32]:Cordoba (barbarian): ihan vittu täyttä  paskaa vissii tääki kilta
[08:45]:Cordoba (barbarian): mitä vitun ihme paskaa tää on, eihän nää skillit
stunnaa enää ollenkaan
[09:12]:Cordoba (barbarian): nii mitäs vittua, miks cryt ei nykyään enää
stunnaa

[08:31]:Cordoba (barbarian): anybody wanna join this fucking cocksucker loser
for stay alive?
[08:31]:Cordoba (barbarian): i'll suck cock for points
[08:32]:Cordoba (barbarian): i'm good bending down and get assfucked my
monsters
[08:34]:Cordoba (barbarian): ay
[08:35]:Cordoba (barbarian): hahah vitun hinttarit, 2x blue potion before mobs
[08:44]:Cordoba (barbarian): on nniin hieno peli että munapystyssä heti
[08:46]:Cordoba (barbarian): kunnon vittu runkkausta, 7 blue potions, none
green vitun pellet
[08:55]:Cordoba (barbarian): no empä oo tätäkää runkku questiä pelannu niin
että saanu muutakuin blue potioneita

[11:12]:Ecky [sales]: buying keys, 1k/2keys. (not ones from secladin,
drawbridge, newbie forest or asylum, just to rule out some wang)
[11:12]:Darna [sales]: Picky Ecky!
[11:13]:Sentence [sales]: laenor fulgurite map 10k
[11:14]:Wangdbb [sales]: 20 good key =10k
[11:14]:Hallu (sales): 10k
[11:14]:Hallu (sales): buy shitty ones too!
[11:14]:Wangdbb [sales]: yours

..

Wangdbb gives 6 jeweled keys, 5 Newbie kings keys, a steel key, 6 stone keys
and 2 Delicate keys to Hallu.
Hallu tells you 'melko good keys :D'

+----------------------------=( Rudolf's bane )=-----------------------------+
| Owner:         Ecky                                                        |
| Description:   a well-balanced tungsten two-handed sword 'Rudolf's bane'   |
| of Atorian origin with a basket-hilt                                       |
| Weapon type:   2h sword                                                    |
| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                      |
+------------------------------=( Materials )=-------------------------------+
| Adamantium                     50%                                         |
| Tungsten                       50%                                         |
+-------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=---------------------------+
| Weapon quality improvement    : 22%                                        |
| Strike lethality              : 22%                                        |
| Evolutionary traits           : 15%                                        |
| Strike accuracy               : 19%                                        |
| Weapon damage improvement     : 22%                                        |
+----------------------------=( Current Power )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       slight                                                |
| Sword sharpness:     slight                                                |
| Accuracy factor:     paltry                                                |
| Lethality factor:    paltry                                                |
+---------------------------=( True Potential )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       great                                                 |
| Sword sharpness:     excellent                                             |
| Accuracy factor:     average                                               |
| Lethality factor:    slight                                                |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Hair arrives from south.
Hair laughs out loud.
Hair gives you glittering leg protectors <red glow> and stainless steel
tuxedo.
thank hair
You thank Hair heartily.
Hair exclaims 'now you can have zz top soundtrack!'
Hair exclaims 'sharp dressed man!'
You say 'omg, you're right'
Hair laughs out loud at you.

some chat before extra boot...

[21:02]:Fosforos (bat): will there be wizlock?
[21:02]:Tarken <bat>: Unknown at this time, but possible.
[21:03]:Tarken <bat>: Check Facebook/Twitter for updates.
[21:03]:Kohothegreat {bat}: no pornhub account?
[21:03]:Blax (bat): where is santa
[21:03]:Ecky [bat]: it's not really broken, this is just a 1990's sim event
[21:03]:Valkrist (bat): tarken you are getting old. people are using snapchat
nowdays
[21:03]:Klint (bat): is there bat filter?
[21:04]:Hair {bat}: yeah, reboot every 8h and no itemsaving in inventory!
[21:04]:Tixe (bat): game used to boot every 12hrs
[21:04]:Hair {bat}: game used to boot every 8h
[21:04]:Burn [bat]: 12 would be cool for things like gaiter
[21:05]:Tixe (bat): would be cooler for things like valentina
[21:05]:Kohothegreat {bat}: just go to 6h boots
[21:05]:Nobby [bat]: continuous boots
[21:05]:Tixe (bat): should do 1 day of 1hr boots
[21:06]:Klint (bat): how did they kill bigger monsters back in the day with 8h
boots?
[21:07]:Kanis (bat): quickly
[21:07]:Broetchen {bat}: burgle and gmt etc used to be soloable?
[21:07]:Tixe (bat): by some
[21:07]:Tixe (bat): I seem to remember Altair soloing burgle
[21:07]:Broetchen {bat}: hair is an expert on classic content afaik... I only
started in 1997
[21:07]:Tixe (bat): there was some stupid special on blessed holy defender
where you could kill burgle w/ a riposte randomly
[21:07]:Hair {bat}: yes
[21:08]:Broetchen {bat}: sounds... balanced.
[21:08]:Cyberman <bat>: newbs
[21:08]:Hair {bat}: was in a party with correl,shalkan,saigere and we weren't
making shit damage to him, then correl riposted anb BAM, dead frog god
[21:08]:Hair {bat}: just like beavis and butthead....FROG BASEBALL!
[21:08]:Yggdrasil [bat]: well this story saved my day, thanks hair!
[21:09]:{bat}: Hair bows gracefully.
[21:09]:Tixe (bat): more storied about old times!
[21:09]:Tixe (bat): tell us about guardians and anti-guardians
[21:09]:[bat]: Yggdrasil agrees with Tixe fully.
[21:09]:Hair {bat}: I usually tell stories almost as well as a 4-year old does
[21:09]:Kohothegreat {bat}: so when do see cybies new area
[21:09]:Grimpold (bat): not so old times, maybe 20 years ago... people
gathered and went to flying cita -> game crashed
[21:09]:Tixe (bat): BAM anti-guardians!
[21:10]:Klint (bat): those are the best stories
[21:10]:Nosunrise {bat}: tell us about that picture with the stripper
spreading her legs!
[21:10]:Nosunrise {bat}: whose lap was she on?
[21:10]:Banba {bat}: sounds like fulgore for sure
[21:10]:Nosunrise {bat}: yeah!
[21:11]:Tixe (bat): it was fulgore...that was Detroit?
[21:11]:Tixe (bat): where were we Banba?
[21:11]:Banba {bat}: ann arbor con
[21:11]:Tixe (bat): Some mudcon that Shadowjack hosted
[21:11]:Nosunrise {bat}: anyone have that pic stashed? :)
[21:11]:Tixe (bat): ah yeah...we drove up w/ Shardik and Haulk
[21:11]:Tixe (bat): is it the one where he's grabbing her tits?
[21:12]:Banba {bat}: i was at laser tag - thought they went over to canada for
the action
[21:12]:Banba {bat}: so the young'ns could drink. in canada the legal age is
like 4 or 5
[21:12]:Tixe (bat): I was hanging out w/ shalkan/correl/axl and someone
else...but uh, the room was kinda smokey
[21:15]:Smo (bat): ah... nice time to log :)
[21:15]:Nosunrise {bat}: we're back to the two boot cycle again :)
[21:15]:Tixe (bat): dont unchestt
[21:17]:Lazarus [bat]: ahh...12 hour boots of yore...we used to have to crush
on at reboot because so many people wanted to play.  there was then a queue
you waited in.
[21:18]:Pehvi [terror+]: kaikenmaailman oldbiet vaan muistelee vanhoja hyviä
aikoja batilla, mutta missä on kaikkien rakastama all-knowing expanubu
kertomassa totuuksia pelistä ja siitä mikä on Ainoa Oikea Tapa (tm) pelata.

tells you 'pädillä nyt, en pääse käsiksi hintteihin vastaku kämpiltä'

The turkey of sorrow arrives in a grey mist.
Turkey of sorrow says 'Ecky, you are next.'

Arthas shouts 'SO THE LIGHT'S VAULTED JUSTICE HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!'
Arthas shouts 'SHALL I LAY DOWN FROSTMOURNE, AND THROW MYSELF...at...'
Arthas shouts 'Okay, seriously, what the hell.'

.-------------------.  Loc:    Arelium (southern gate area)                   
| ######.....###### |  Exits:  w, e, sw, s, se
| #  |.........|  # |  
| #  #.*..O..*.#  # |  You are standing on a street in Arelium. The
cobblestone
| ####.........#### |  road is wide here and looks like it is well maintained.
| #  ###::-::###  # |  Traffic is moving slower as people and wagons try to
< #  #....@....#  # >  force their way onto the smaller streets. Fruit trees
| ####.........#### |  have been planted in neat rows to give this area a more
| #  #.........#  # |  tranquil appearance. Above you is a slowly moving,
clear
| ######::-::###### |  sky. A breeze blows around you.
| ~~~~~~~~.~~~~~~~~ |  
| ~~~~~~~...~~~~~~~ |  Massive bronze gate (closed) leads north.
<---------v--------->  
a stubby hobbit gateguard is here guarding the gate
a bored human gateguard is here bragging
a lazy human gateguard is here looking mean
a weary dwarf gateguard is here bragging
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
********************** Round 1 **********************
Stubby gateguard hits Ecky thrice snapping a collarbone.
Stubby gateguard tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You scrape Stubby gateguard making small marks.
You miss Stubby gateguard.
Hp: 855/1109 [-254] Sp: 28/28 [] Ep: 394/402 [-1] cash: 0 [] exp: 121303 []
Stubby gateguard is in excellent shape (100%).
H:1109/1109 S:28/28 E:395/402 Eq:test2 W:71kg >You open massive bronze gate.
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
You close massive bronze gate.
Massive bronze gate closes.
H:1109/1109 S:28/28 E:395/402 Eq:test2 W:71kg >You open massive bronze gate.
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
You close massive bronze gate.
Massive bronze gate closes.
H:1109/1109 S:28/28 E:395/402 Eq:test2 W:71kg >You open massive bronze gate.
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
You close massive bronze gate.
Massive bronze gate closes.
H:1109/1109 S:28/28 E:395/402 Eq:test2 W:71kg >You open massive bronze gate.
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
You close massive bronze gate.
Massive bronze gate closes.
H:1109/1109 S:28/28 E:395/402 Eq:test2 W:71kg >You open massive bronze gate.
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
You close massive bronze gate.
Massive bronze gate closes.
H:1109/1109 S:28/28 E:395/402 Eq:test2 W:71kg >You open massive bronze gate.
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
You close massive bronze gate.
Massive bronze gate closes.
H:1109/1109 S:28/28 E:395/402 Eq:test2 W:71kg >You open massive bronze gate.
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
You close massive bronze gate.
Massive bronze gate closes.
H:1109/1109 S:28/28 E:395/402 Eq:test2 W:71kg >You open massive bronze gate.
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
You close massive bronze gate.
Massive bronze gate closes.
H:1109/1109 S:28/28 E:395/402 Eq:test2 W:71kg >You open massive bronze gate.
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
You close massive bronze gate.
Massive bronze gate closes.
H:1109/1109 S:28/28 E:395/402 Eq:test2 W:71kg >You are not doing anything at
the moment.
******************** Round 2 (1) ********************
Bored gateguard hits Ecky thrice snapping a collarbone.
You are about to DIE!
Weary gateguard hits Ecky 4 times causing large bones to crack loudly.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Lazy gateguard hits Ecky thrice snapping a collarbone.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

This is the plain of ruins. Under the blood-black sky, you quarry, carve, and
build new cities for the archduke of this layer. The land, once fertile, is
scarred by mine pits, slag heaps, brackish canals, and half-destroyed ruins.
Cities are built upon cities, but only one, the newest, Malagard, stands above
the surface. Beneath, the ruins are dungeons so extensive that even the lesser
demons fear what lurks in them.

Welcome to HELL. You are now a ghost, waiting to be revived from ghost to
normal character. You may ask for a resurrect. You can use 'ghost' channel. If
you do not get resurrected you may 'pray', if you're man enough to do it. Type
accept for help about accepting reincs/resses. You can also see help pages by
'help' command.
There are no obvious exits.
n
You are a ghost. You may use ghost channel or 'pray' here.
Theresa tells you 'My resurrection skills are available to thee.'
[12:05]:Ghost of Ecky [ghost]: no voi ny vittusaatana

<ButtKraken> Gileon, Kohothegreat, Darkahven, Porkzar, Heretic, Glaurung,
Drifter, Alorn and Fosforos

[13:44]:Nubustiina (terror+): selkeesti peli liian helppo ni pitäny
handicappaa ottamal equlle knitu ja rankku
[13:44]:(terror+): Fovorit clicks her tongue disapprovingly.
[13:45]:Nubustiina (terror+): uptune monsters 2018!
[13:45]:Guggelo (terror+): ja mortal templari
[13:45]:(terror+): Nubustiina slits her throat meaningfully with a fingertip
grinning at Amipa.

Wangdbb osallistuu suomi-channelin keskusteluun.

[10:35]:Arnoldi {suomi}: juuh
[10:36]:Arnoldi {suomi}: vittuun kela
[10:36]:Arnoldi {suomi}: paitsi anssi
[10:37]:Arnoldi {suomi}: 3 päivää sain kuntoutusrahaa, kävin kelan
ammatillises kouluitustukmiuyses. makso 80e mulle sillo, kiitokseksi saan 140e
"ylimäärästä" ja menetän toimeentulotuen
[10:37]:Arnoldi {suomi}: vittu kannata ikinä mitään tehä
[10:38]:Arnoldi {suomi}: vain  typerys yrittää olla aktiivinen
[10:41]:Leeko [suomi]: oletko koittanut kääntyä Jeesuksen puoleen?
[10:41]:Leeko [suomi]: hän on tukenasi. Aina.
[10:41]:Arnoldi {suomi}: en mä sentäs niin sekasi ole
[10:44]:Byleth (suomi): täälläkin kävi lähetyssaarnaajia
[10:45]:Byleth (suomi): kysyin että mites helvetissä te autatte mua pääsemään
veloista irti
[10:45]:Arnoldi {suomi}: luulin jo että pani sua
[10:46]:Arnoldi {suomi}: täällä kävi "lähetyssaarnaaja"
[10:46]:Byleth (suomi): veditkö poket silmille
[10:46]:Arnoldi {suomi}: ok köyhää elämää ku pitää vääntää väkisi vitsii suomi
channy jutuista..
[10:47]:Arnoldi {suomi}: ostas lisää bisseä!
[10:47]:Byleth (suomi): oikein
[10:47]:Arnoldi {suomi}: joku outo nainen ahistelee netis. haluis tavata.
[10:47]:Byleth (suomi): neuman ois kajaanissa
[10:47]:Arnoldi {suomi}: se dingo mies?
[10:47]:Wangdbb [suomi]: balata
[10:47]:Byleth (suomi): joo

Usual day at Vlad in E'siris:

*Korppi says: Korppi on oikeus
Larppa booms 'FASCIST-korppi.'
Tikku gives suspicious looks to everyone.
Droolah steps out of the portal.
Tikku slits her throat meaningfully with a fingertip grinning at Droolah.
Tikku slits her throat meaningfully with a fingertip grinning at Droolah.
Tikku slits her throat meaningfully with a fingertip grinning at Droolah.
Larppa booms 'TEEMAKERSSIT.'
Larppa booms 'TEEMAKERSSIT.'
Larppa booms 'TEEMAKERSSIT.'
Tikku echoes 'TEEMAKERSSS.'
Larppa swings his kaaosmiekka menacingly.
Droolah tries to hide.
Tikku goes 'Tsk!' at Droolah disapprovingly.
Tikku goes 'Tsk!' at Droolah disapprovingly.
Larppa booms 'seuraavalle bladelleko nimeksi: teemaker.'
Larppa booms 'vai teemakerssi.'
*Korppi teaches Vlad how to lead gigs

[12:20]:Huppu (nightlife+): members for astacia/sbs/hbm/akira/alloftheabove?
[12:22]:Huppu (nightlife+): wow, such interest!
[12:22]:Zoid [nightlife+]: def!
[12:22]:(nightlife+): Anatea starts to laugh, pointing at Zoid.
[12:23]:Ecky [nightlife+]: the dragalong-nun woke up from slumber
[12:24]:[nightlife+]: Zoid shuffles up to the board and starts cranking out
some serious equations that threaten all of Anatea's space and time.
[12:25]:Valkrist (nightlife+): if you are playing barso or ranger or maybe
both. just put ignore anatea and your life is much easier
[12:25]:Anatea (nightlife+): #removebarsos2018
[12:25]:Huppu (nightlife+): I'd go far enough to say whatever you're playing
ignoring Anatea makes your life better
[12:27]:[nightlife+]: Ecky agrees with Huppu fully.
[12:28]:Nubustiina (terror+): ai hitto mitä burnia heti aamusta
[12:28]:Nubustiina (terror+): ei kyllä kantti kestä ku mudin kovimmat ukot
kiusaa
[12:28]:Amipa [terror+]: aattele mitä partyi missaat ku joudut ignoree
[12:29]:Nubustiina (terror+): :(~~
[12:29]:Nubustiina (terror+): kuka sitten taluttaa
[12:29]:Amipa [terror+]: joutuu tyytyy sharin liideihi

<3 Bat

> nickname cc
'cc' is a nickname for Carbon Copy.
> nickname suggest cc Chaotic Circulation (Kharim skill)
Nickname cc already exists or is suggested, please send your suggestion to
Dralith via idea command if the current nickname needs changing.
> help idea
The 'idea' command has been phased out. You can still view them at
  http://batzilla.bat.org If you have an idea, please post it to the
  'ideas-wanted' news group. See also: 'help news'

> ask barc about kharim
You ask Barc Sharptongue about kharim.
Barc Sharptongue says 'We are here to serve Kharim as soldiers in his legions.
If you want to be a legionary, just 'join' here.' 
> join
Barc Sharptongue grimaces sadistically.
Barc Sharptongue exclaims 'Abdico vestri deus quod instruo pro bellum, legio!'
 
Your feet stop moving, they are paralyzed.
Barc Sharptongue says 'Let the initiation rite begin.'   
Barc Sharptongue says 'You shall become Kharim's legionary.'    
Barc Sharptongue says 'And thus you shall serve only Kharim.'
Barc Sharptongue says 'You will feel pain, but I must burn the mark of Kharim
in you.' 
Barc Sharptongue says 'Brace yourself! When this is over, you are among us.'  
Barc Sharptongue says 'We are recruiting new members to the legion all the
time.'   
Barc Sharptongue gets a piece of iron and dips it into the cauldron.
Barc Sharptongue burns your left arm with a burning hot iron.
Hp: 906/1037 [-131] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 121/334 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Barc Sharptongue dips the iron back to the cauldron.
Barc Sharptongue burns your left arm with a burning hot iron.
Hp: 780/1037 [-126] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 121/334 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Barc Sharptongue dips the iron back to the cauldron.
Barc Sharptongue burns your left arm with a burning hot iron.
Hp: 677/1037 [-103] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 121/334 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Hp: 744/1037 [+67] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 132/334 [+11] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Barc Sharptongue dips the iron back to the cauldron.
Barc Sharptongue burns your left arm with a burning hot iron.
Hp: 635/1037 [-109] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 132/334 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Barc Sharptongue dips the iron back to the cauldron.
Barc Sharptongue burns your left arm with a burning hot iron.
Hp: 514/1037 [-121] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 132/334 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Barc Sharptongue dips the iron back to the cauldron.
Barc Sharptongue burns your left arm with a burning hot iron.
Hp: 388/1037 [-126] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 132/334 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Hp: 460/1037 [+72] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 143/334 [+11] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Barc Sharptongue dips the iron back to the cauldron.
Barc Sharptongue burns your left arm with a burning hot iron.
Hp: 331/1037 [-129] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 143/334 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Barc Sharptongue dips the iron back to the cauldron.
Barc Sharptongue burns your left arm with a burning hot iron.
Hp: 209/1037 [-122] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 143/334 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Barc Sharptongue dips the iron back to the cauldron.
Barc Sharptongue burns your left arm with a burning hot iron.
Your skin is CHARRED severely!
Hp: 108/1037 [-101] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 143/334 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Hp: 180/1037 [+72] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 154/334 [+11] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Barc Sharptongue dips the iron back to the cauldron.
Barc Sharptongue burns your left arm with a burning hot iron.
Your skin is CHARRED severely!
Hp: 80/1037 [-100] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 154/334 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
Barc Sharptongue dips the iron back to the cauldron.
Barc Sharptongue burns your left arm with a burning hot iron.
Your skin is CHARRED severely!
You collapse from pain. You think you are going to die. Suddenly you find the
strength to stand up. You notice a stigma in your left arm. You are among them
now.
Ecky collapses down from pain, but suddenly stands up.
Channel kharim is now on.
Hp: 0/1037 [-80] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 154/334 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []

Dear Darol ....

> place hand on plaque
But you do not have hand, because you are a troll.
Hp: 1162/1162 [] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 394/402 [+12] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []
> place claw on plaque
You place your right claw on plaque.
Lizardman sentry jumps out behind the plaque.
You scream in agony as huge rusty teeth of a bear trap burrow into your skin.
That really HURT!
Lizardman sentry punches you straight into the face.
Hp: 722/1162 [-440] Sp: 29/29 [] Ep: 394/402 [] cash: 114 [] exp: 103570 []

You tell NNNNN 'need some bard buffs? i could use a clandestine thoughts
target'
NNNNN tells you 'what is that?'
You tell NNNNN 'protection from snooping'
NNNNN tells you 'protection from camping?'
You tell NNNNN 'snooping :D'
You tell NNNNN 'well, nvm'
NNNNN tells you 'no, thanks. i just need a cup of coffe'

warez
You start chanting.
You surreptitiously conceal your spell casting.
H:572/572 S:715/884 E:317/317 Eq:spr W:31kg >Hp: 572/572 [] Sp: 715/884 [+13]
Ep: 317/317 [] cash: 11910 [] exp: 467306 []
War ensemble: ####
War ensemble: ###
Hp: 572/572 [] Sp: 858/884 [+143] Ep: 317/317 [] cash: 11910 [] exp: 467306 []
War ensemble: ##
War ensemble: #
You are done with the chant.
You sing: 'War is TOTAL massacre, sport the war, war SUPPOORT!!!'
You fail miserably in your spell.
You feel like you just saved some spell points!
Hp: 572/572 [] Sp: 746/884 [-112] Ep: 317/317 [] cash: 11910 [] exp: 467306 []
The crystal throbs faintly, healing some of your wounds.
warez
Hp: 572/572 [] Sp: 755/884 [+9] Ep: 317/317 [] cash: 11910 [] exp: 467306 []
You start chanting.
H:572/572 S:755/884 E:317/317 Eq:spr W:31kg >You skillfully cast the spell
with greater haste.
War ensemble: ##
War ensemble: #
You are done with the chant.
You sing: 'War is TOTAL massacre, sport the war, war SUPPOORT!!!'
Your spell just sputters.
Hp: 572/572 [] Sp: 527/884 [-228] Ep: 317/317 [] cash: 11910 [] exp: 467306 []
puuh
You PUUH.
H:572/572 S:527/884 E:317/317 Eq:spr W:31kg >warez
You start chanting.
H:572/572 S:527/884 E:317/317 Eq:spr W:31kg >War ensemble: ####
War ensemble: ###
Hp: 572/572 [] Sp: 689/884 [+162] Ep: 317/317 [] cash: 11910 [] exp: 467306 []
War ensemble: ##
War ensemble: #
You are done with the chant.
You sing: 'War is TOTAL massacre, sport the war, war SUPPOORT!!!'
You are disturbed by something, your spell misfires.
You feel like you just saved some spell points!


.. valmiina equlle selkeesti

#folkloristfun

********************** Round 2 **********************
You spank Blind dead pigeon making rib bones snap and crack.
Blind dead pigeon is in excellent shape (90%).
You are casting 'venom strike'.
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Venom strike: #
********************** Round 3 **********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Cackling demonically you lightly strike Blind dead pigeon causing heart tissue
to fly everywhere.
Blind dead pigeon gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Blind dead pigeon is DEAD, R.I.P.
The target is destroyed, but not mainly by poison.

(17:53) You tell Woocca 'kävelin äsken metsässä tatti kädessä'
(17:54) Woocca tells you 'oliko oma!'
(17:54) You tell Woocca 'punikkitatti'
(17:54) Woocca tells you 'kävitkö kemissä?!'
(17:54) You tell Woocca 'on niitä tääläkin, ei kaikki ole kepulaisia'

Knight of Ni is near death (5%).
You are casting 'summon carnal spores', runewords 'tiixea mygho sae aeox'.
Tiixea Mygho Sae Aeox: #
Knight of Ni tries to go north but is barred by Knight of Ni.
Knight of Ni leaves south.

Tiger roars victoriously as Cordoba dies shamefully!
The shattered remains of Cordoba {ghost}: kunnon vittu runkkari paskaa
The shattered remains of Cordoba {ghost}: vittu et repee huosut vittu saatana
Marvin [ghost]: man even I know a few of those words

You call forth the power of your stone.
There is a flash of magic from stone!
You use your right hand for channeling harmful powers.
You fail to reach Child.

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about consider.

...

You start examining the corpse.
You have already studied this creature.
This is a corpse of 'owl'.
It was an animal.
Congratulations! You have just completed Autopsy master!

Your knowledge about Nobleman's tactics allows you to evade the ambush.
Nobleman cackles 'Go ahead, Ecky, make my day!'
********************** Round 1 **********************
That really HURT!
Your skin ruptures and wound starts to BLEED!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Nobleman hits Ecky thrice snapping back a limb.
Nobleman successfully dodges your futile slash.
You solidly slash Nobleman causing small burns.
You miss Nobleman.
Hp: 1/599 [-368] Sp: 66/1090 [] Ep: 281/281 [] cash: 574 [] exp: 59581 []
Nobleman is in very bad shape (10%).

...aagh! retreat!...

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Hp: 0/599 [-1] Sp: 66/1090 [] Ep: 281/281 [] cash: 574 [] exp: 59581 []
You do not have enough spell points to cast the spell.
Hp: 9/599 [+9] Sp: 100/1090 [+34] Ep: 281/281 [] cash: 574 [] exp: 59581 []
You start concentrating on the skill.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Hp: 7/599 [-2] Sp: 100/1090 [] Ep: 281/281 [] cash: 574 [] exp: 59581 []
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Hp: 3/599 [-4] Sp: 100/1090 [] Ep: 281/281 [] cash: 574 [] exp: 59581 []
You are prepared to do the skill.
Using the first bandage in your inventory.
You start treating yourself.
You wrap yourself in bandages.
You feel your wound healing and closing!
Hp: 3/599 [] Sp: 100/1090 [] Ep: 276/281 [-5] cash: 574 [] exp: 59581 []

Not even close!

********************** Round 3 **********************
Mage hits Ecky once producing large scratches.
You solidly slash Mage causing small burns.
Mage successfully parries your slash.
You spank Mage making small marks.
Hp: 299/697 [-16] Sp: 929/1090 [] Ep: 273/273 [] cash: 389 [] exp: 7750 []
Mage is in excellent shape (95%).
You are casting 'electrocution', runewords 'tiixea qaadya sae aeox'.
Tiixea Qaadya Sae Aeox: ####
> l

Connection lost to server...


.... yeah right, awesome.


Recovering character.
You see a lovely landscape.
> l
This is the plain of ruins. Under the blood-black sky, you quarry, carve, and
build new cities for the archduke of this layer. The land, once fertile, is
scarred by mine pits, slag heaps, brackish canals, and half-destroyed ruins.
Cities are built upon cities, but only one, the newest, Malagard, stands above
the surface. Beneath, the ruins are dungeons so extensive that even the lesser
demons fear what lurks in them.

Welcome to HELL. You are now a ghost, waiting to be revived from ghost to
normal character. You may ask for a resurrect. You can use 'ghost' channel. If
you do not get resurrected you may 'pray', if you're man enough to do it. Type
accept for help about accepting reincs/resses. You can also see help pages by
'help' command.
There are no obvious exits.

You say 'a centaur riding a wyrm.'
You say 'just imagine how that looks like.'
Tiat bellows 'oh i know, it looks goofy as hell :D.'
Tubador starts concentrating on a new spell.
Tubador quacks 'sounds hot.'
You exclaim 'not THAT kind of riding!'
Tiat thinks for a moment.

You now have 'Method of runemagery' at 90% without special bonuses.

...

 Skill: Method of runemagery: 35809039 (20.22530%)

Theresa tells you 'You are next in my queue. Estimated remaining waiting time
is about 2min and 55s.'
You hear a poor, tortured soul whining 'I am Breschau from Livonia..'.

You sing: 'There stood I, majestic, galloping perfect and proud,
                heart carved of rock, bound to life,
                fools they all tried, to take me down,
                soon they failed, failed but one.'

You sing: 'I couldn't be moved, I couldn't be thrown,
                You, Ghoul any different, *HA!* come take my crown,
                questions so simple, so fragile, 'How?' and 'Why?',
                my only friends, when I was left to die.'

No, nobody home. Go away. You are not welcome here.

You sing: 'Ripped apart, my dear mortal coil,
                No! Never! Your turn, not mine, I'll still prevail,
                rip you to shreds, blaspheme your soul,
                just one more hit, one more swing of my sword.'

Theresa tells you 'You are next in my queue. Estimated remaining waiting time
is about 2min and 5s.'

You sing: 'Denied? What, are you afraid of me,
                laugh if you will, Ghoul, we're not through this yet,
                more evil forces than you, *Yes!* That's it,
                blinded my sight, hidden trap was set.'

The sky glows in hellish red, painting everything you see to sickly red.

You sing: 'All my knowledge, all my wealth,
                I would give for just one chance, one new deck dealt,
                no simple slips, no foul acts of war,
                No, not this time, my pleas left unheard.'

Theresa tells you 'Getting there, be patient.'

All those friends you used to your own benefit, where are they now?

You sing: 'Why all this, oh mighty Ghoul, pity the dead,
                pity I seek not, but peace for my heart,
                once so undoubtful, now empty, empty with life,
                maybe my fate, descent or my tribe? reasons, I cannot find.'

Theresa tells you 'You are next in my queue. Estimated remaining waiting time
is about 1min and 15s.'

You sing: 'No one will trust me, lend me an ear, hear,
                it could be done, If only this time, this one more time,
                oh what the hell, what's the point anyway,
                sorry excuse for a satyr, that's all now am I.'

All those friends you used to your own benefit, where are they now?

You sing: 'Lie still in my grave, my friends, please let me lie,
                well sure there'll be silence, too few are you now,
                can hear your laughter no more, sweet Ghoul,
                your smile, I feel it, last ray of sun on my tomb.'

You feel better, having sung your worries away.

Myrnum's fishing aid fades from you.

Myrnum shouts 'The fishing extravaganza has ended! The largest fish was a 76g 
mackerel caught by Ecky. Ecky caught 23 different types of fish, and the 
largest total of 1.194kg was caught by Ecky. The winner is Ecky!'

You won the fishing extravaganza! Here is your shiny new prize!

Pirutar takes a piece of a map labeled as kobolds.
Pirutar quacks 'ilmasia mapsei.'

...

Pirutar {wanted}: plant is not kobold, just fyi
Briano (wanted): sounds like an evil plan
Pirutar {wanted}: maybe next time label it as bunny map lure more people to go
check it on the other side of the world!

Moving to starting location.

Ecky lives up from here.
Crystal door (closed) leads up.
Obvious exit is: down.
Knight who says ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-p'tang!
You wear Demonologist's backpack labeled as <ecky> <red glow>.
You wield gleaming silver blade <red glow> in your left paw.
You wear Sword-belt of resistance.
You wear a pair of lambskin leggings labeled as +con/+avoid <red glow>.
You wear The Amberley Ankh.
You wear a pretty silver ring.
You wear the necklace of the oppressed.
You wear a pretty silver ring.
You do not have enough free space on your body to wear a pretty silver ring!
Nothing to wear.
You wear old and worn arm protectors.
You writhe in agony as every bone in your body freezes to the core!
That really HURT!
Your body is almost FROZEN solid!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You wear shadow vest <red glow>.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

This is the deepest pit of HELL, and you have managed to see it. Poor you.
This is a plain shattered by rifts deeper than the deepest ocean trench. At
the lowest depth sits the palace of HELL's current overlord, a citadel even
greater in scope than Khin-Oin of the Sorcerer Sirdar. It's unmapped and
undescribed, which suits its master just fine. The citadel stands on the shore
of a lake of fluid ice that feeds the River Lethe. This layer is a land of
extremes - the coldest freeze. The hottest fires. The steepest cliffs. And of
course, the best pain money can get.

Small belt seems welded to you!
You cannot remove a copper small belt for some reason.



...later...


> donate copper small belt
Damogran tells you 'Donating cursed equipment to the newbies, are you?  You
...' 
You turn into a newt.

Damogran says 'We appreciate your pitiful try to help newbies. Please try
again later.'

Riistis tells you 'pitäsköhän polttaa salviaa'
Riistis tells you 'mtell'

Hp: 621/890 [-95] Sp: 274/346 [] Ep: 412/412 [] cash: 0 [] exp: 1814 []
Kobold shaman is in excellent shape (95%).
You are using 'wound'.
Kobold shaman fills up his cheeks with air and exhales 'zot mar nak grttzt'
Kobold shaman's fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as he casts the
spell.
An electrocution hits you.
That really HURT!
You lose your muscle control as electricity JOLTS through you!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
You regenerate astonishingly fast. You avoid the death!
You are no longer unconscious.
Kobold shaman exclaims 'Ulululu!' 

> tell myrnum status
You tell Myrnum (monster) 'status'
Myrnum tells you 'Here is the current status for the fishing extravaganza.'
Time left: 0 minutes.
You have caught 2.024kg of fish.
Your biggest fish was a 89 gram grouper.
You have caught these types of fish: barracuda, blowfish, bluefish, bream,
catfish, char, cod, croaker, flatfish, flying fish, gar, goldfish, grouper,
herring, icefish, mackerel, minnow, perch, pike, pinfish, piranha, salmon,
seahorse, shad, silverside, snapper and trout.

  Competition Highlights
The biggest pile of fish so far is 2.024kg.
The biggest fish is a 89 gram grouper.
The most varied collection of fish contains 27 different types of fish.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You search around for some materials to make some fishing equipment.
After a minute or two you catch a fish! Fighting hard you bring the fish to
shore.  You have caught a 20 gram bluefish.

You start using 'fishing' (repeat #4, 6 left).
You start concentrating on the skill.
Myrnum shouts 'The fishing extravaganza has ended! The largest fish was a 89g 
grouper caught by Ecky. Ecky caught 27 different types of fish, and the 
largest total of 2.044kg was caught by Ecky. The winner is Ecky!'
You won the fishing extravaganza! Here is your shiny new prize!
Myrnum's fishing aid fades from you.

Black Tiger roars victoriously as Ecky dies begging for mercy!
Tiger disappears in a puff of smoke!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

NESSUS, the ninth layer of HELL.

..
There are no obvious exits.
You feel the pains of Hell for a moment, but a moment later you wake up some
place else.

bah, flowermud

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling demonically you boot Tiger forcing the heart to explode and then
magically implode.
You spank Tiger forcing the heart to explode and then magically implode.
Tiger is near death (-5%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
A large hole replaces Tiger's face.
Tiger is DEAD, R.I.P.
Tiger's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.

You are done with the chant.
You consult your guide and chant 'scientia et experientia sagitta'
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
A bolt of knowledge hits you.
You watch with astonishment as your bolt of knowledge hits yourself.
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
Ecky screams in pain.
You feel excruciating PAIN in your head!

Uncontrollable mosh: #
You are casting 'uncontrollable mosh'.
The porcupine swings its tail at you...
  ...but you manage to get out of the way in time.
You are done with the chant.
You roar: 'III want to ROAR, III want to SLAM, III want to bash your ass! Hit
the WALLS! Hit the WALLS! Go, go go I'll screw the BASS! Hit the WALLS! Hit
the WALLS!'
Porcupine dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Porcupine is DEAD, R.I.P.
You hit Pegasus and Porcupine with your song.
Hp: 172/451 [] Sp: 570/916 [-128] Ep: 322/383 [] cash: 0 [] exp: 56141 [+5576]
******************** Round 2 (1) ********************
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

oops...

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>An OVERSIZED gnoll appears right behind you and suddenly starts waving
its swollen hands wildly about. The gnoll proclaims loudly and with vivid
interest towards the general public gathered in this room (you):
'AAABALA LAHABAALALA HALAB BLAHA HABLA BLA LALA AAABLAHLALA HAABALA!
LAH LAH BLAHA. NYUK NYUK NYUK!!', then does a somersault, 'HALABA AHHAL
BAHALA MULAHA HABBAL BALAHA ABBAH MUAHALA MUAHALA HLALABA HAABALA HAABALA!'
and nods appreciatingly towards you. Then it wigs it's bottom and is GONE.

Anatea steps out of the portal.
You start chanting.
Anatea gives 2 mithril coins to Glaurung.
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Melodical embracement: ######
Glaurung gives an essence of unknown origin <tainted>, an essence of unknown
origin <dirty>, an essence of unknown origin <impure>, an essence of unknown
origin <fluxing>, an essence of unknown origin <varied>, an essence of unknown
origin <varied>, an essence of unknown origin <impure>, an essence of unknown
origin <impure> and an essence of unknown origin <fluxing> to Anatea.
catchy
You interrupt the chant in order to start a new chant.
You start chanting.
Glaurung mutters to herself.
Catchy singalong: #
Glaurung curses everyone to hell.
Glaurung rides out west.
Glaurung's soul companion leaves west.
You are done with the chant.
You sing a merry song 'Shooting Star'
You are disturbed by something, your spell misfires.
You feel like you just saved some spell points!
You go 'DOH'.
Anatea steps into the vortex and vanishes.


:(

Valkrist draws a picture of a spider to air with glowing lines and chants
'arachnid infernalicus arachnoidus demonicus'
Valkrist chants 'I command you demon to come and serve me! Come now or suffer
damnation!' He cuts open his arm and  drinks his own blood! Disgusting!
Valkrist starts concentrating on a new spell.
Valkrist (party): aijai
Valkrist (party): sattus
Venturus lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Venturus stops existing in this reality.
Venturus is DEAD, R.I.P.
Venturus dies.
Valkrist is the new leader of the party.
Venturus's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Ghost of Venturus [party]: !
The dark crimson heart around Valkrist's neck beats with a ghastly sound.
Valkrist lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Valkrist moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Valkrist is DEAD, R.I.P.

[09:54]:Ecky [sforce+]: pitää birthaa ja laittaa nimeksi joku cannyotuslapista
[09:55]:Drizzin (sforce+): jamespotkukelkka ois kova
[09:55]:[sforce+]: Ecky begins dreaming.
[09:56]:Heretic [sforce+]: steamis ku menee jakoon nii peli täynnä jotai
VapeLord420
[09:56]:<sforce+>: Ulath buries his face in his palms.

Tiu {newbie}: are full-grown sleek cougars aggro?
Hatebreeder [newbie]: yes they approach you at the bar very aggressively if
you are under 30

Badhan sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Azgaroth sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Badhan's soul companion sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Sheep spirit sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Badhan sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
You sing: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Sheep spirit sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Azgaroth sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Badhan sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Sheep spirit sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Azgaroth sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Badhan's soul companion sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Sheep spirit sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Badhan sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
You sing: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Badhan's soul companion sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Badhan sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
Azgaroth sings: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
You sing: 'Fire and riot, raid and war,'
You mewl 'tää biisi kuulostaa ihan manowarilta.'

bat ja eksistentiaaliset kysymykset

[22:51]:Lagren [newbie]: what happens if you die?

You tell Armageddon (monster) 'help!'
Armageddon tells you 'I can't help you.'