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Posted: 12 Jul 2010 19:49 [ permalink ]
1113116: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits
Posted: 11 Jul 2010 21:44 [ permalink ]
628225: A towering demon, swathed in black
737670: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
999064: a HUGE silver dragon
Posted: 07 Jul 2010 19:30 [ permalink ]
346690: a small black and blue demon with huge cranium
Posted: 13 Jun 2010 17:18 [ permalink ]
160246: A HUGE 50-foot Purple Worm... RUN!

179552: An ENORMOUS goshawk is sitting on the edge of the nest looking rav
Posted: 07 May 2010 23:33 [ permalink ]
172378: a large dog called 'Rakki'
242758: Wellamo is petting her dog
604154: Saelli, the false lord of the underworld
296402: a giant mollo
224920: a large phoenix
242787: a skinny ghost of norrfolk                    
158764: Grasthlug the orc Warlock
595744: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king    

Diced glittering leg protectors <red glow> (+8 wis)!
Posted: 07 May 2010 10:57 [ permalink ]
Emplate [party]: oho, oli sprsetti :D
Emplate [party]: perus
Merc [party]: -> normipaiva <-
Auros [party]: klassikko
Posted: 03 May 2010 22:38 [ permalink ]
461930: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
Posted: 27 Apr 2010 00:22 [ permalink ]
627129: the black dread                     
227539: Xarithos, the demon lord of Eternal Winter            
Posted: 25 Apr 2010 22:01 [ permalink ]
277412: Sharon the Healer stands here looking beautiful 
596967: a tall, dark grey humanoid with a slim, long face and glowing hand  
164130: Stonebeard, leader of the Giants
352571: Gwerg, the troll leader
136058: Bajang the necromancer
470482: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
Posted: 24 Apr 2010 00:59 [ permalink ]
473776: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
690027: A deadly dragon with scales in shades of beautiful magenta
Posted: 22 Apr 2010 23:16 [ permalink ]
1190671: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits                 
136130: Fazid, the chief of mages
Posted: 10 Oct 2009 20:33 [ permalink ]
204179: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer
Posted: 08 Apr 2009 22:02 [ permalink ]
 560623: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos
Posted: 08 Apr 2009 14:27 [ permalink ]
Soulkeeper [party]: maybe emplate should wiz
Soulkeeper [party]: he'd be good at doing a bunch of nothing like gurth and 
    grizzt do :)
Posted: 02 Apr 2009 19:35 [ permalink ]
578497: the black dread
Posted: 01 Apr 2009 23:10 [ permalink ]
207924: An ENORMOUS goshawk is sitting on the edge of the nest looking rav
1045553: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits
Posted: 06 Mar 2009 09:36 [ permalink ]
596546: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king
Posted: 04 Mar 2009 22:30 [ permalink ]
  574703: A towering demon, swathed in black
  Emplate rolls: 89.
  Jrj gives you A heavy black metal ring.                                    

I got this feeling that Channellers can't really beat mages in damage. :(
Posted: 08 Jan 2009 20:19 [ permalink ]
Dockuolema [party]: quest mob 2 exp
Lamir [party]: pakko tappaa?
Dockuolema [party]: ei oo.
Lamir [party]: miks me ajetaa?
Dockuolema [report]: BLEEDING!
Dockuolema [report]: BLEEDING!
Dockuolema [party]: ekspaa!
Posted: 03 Jan 2009 03:15 [ permalink ]
Total of 100006322 experience spent on character.
Posted: 21 Aug 2008 23:44 [ permalink ]
[17:56]:Emplate [party]: afk, need pants
[17:56]:Zhaozhi [party]: no one needs pants
[17:57]:Faisel [party]: pants are overrated

Oh, reinced to Satyr :)
Posted: 02 Aug 2008 20:53 [ permalink ]
AIniin, hukkasin taas vaihteeks ekusetin. Keittaa.
Posted: 02 Aug 2008 20:53 [ permalink ]
343615: the ice dragon, freezing the world
149032: a mighty knight of darkness
105788: a dragonman guardian
Posted: 28 Jul 2008 13:17 [ permalink ]
94724: the leader of the Gully Dwarves
361302: A massive birdling is attacking everyone
626622: Tiburcio, the Great Magus

Sebaot tells you 'hieno tdd cooking :)'
Sebaot tells you '2 kalasta tuli jdnis :D'
Sebaot tells you 'kolmesta kalasta jopa'
Sebaot tells you 'nyt 3 kalasta tuli oravaa'
Posted: 22 Jul 2008 18:17 [ permalink ]
156020: Kastore, the duke of Margolia

135646: Jorge Passionlover, the golem grocer
Posted: 14 Jul 2008 23:34 [ permalink ]
201097: Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord

Reinced back to Gnome. :(
Posted: 09 Jul 2008 18:29 [ permalink ]
While doing Rendevelin.. :)
Cielgi [party]: cromel, you get the pie after giving head                     

110584: Rendevelin, the Invincible Wyvern, lurks here
Posted: 06 May 2008 08:12 [ permalink ]
Snob exclaims 'Stop! You're manhandling my dickey!'
Posted: 07 Apr 2008 19:58 [ permalink ]
47460: a monstrous ape with drooling fangs trashes the room here

75237: A drider
Posted: 28 Mar 2008 20:55 [ permalink ]
The torch starts to shed light, permitting you to see.                        
You drop a mutilated yolk of Vorpal bunny, a normal slush of Vorpal bunny and
 a mutilated lump of Vorpal bunny.                                            
You use torch to do the skill.
You run around the room, waving your torch about, setting everything that will
    catch on fire. Soon billowing clouds of smoke rise from the charred 
    remains, as you dance through the embers chortling with glee.
Vorpal bunny's corpse is burned into char.
Vorpal bunny's corpse is burned into char.
Vorpal bunny's corpse is burned into char.
Ferocious wolverine's corpse is burned into char.
You feel nasty.
You have a new reputation title.
   'witted fighter'                                                           
Reputation: 1237 [+39]                                                        
Darkness surrounds you as the torch goes out.                                 
You drop 50 copper coins.
Posted: 06 Mar 2008 11:44 [ permalink ]
Brog claps her hands and whispers 'judicandus ignius' (cure serious wounds)
Brog SPARKLES with holy particles as she finishes her spell.
Brog's spell makes you feel really much better!
H:1021/1086 [+342] S:18/18 [] E:345/387 [] $:2600 [] exp:1142156 []
You are absolutely stunned and amazed and can only say 'Wow...'.
Posted: 31 Jan 2008 18:00 [ permalink ]
You piss on Flower girl.                                                      
Flower girl smiles happily.                                                   
Posted: 27 Dec 2007 22:17 [ permalink ]
[22:14]:Nazrix [bat]: w: unban freld
[22:14]:Nuane {bat}: he's banned again?
[22:14]:Solarhawk [bat]: he's banned again?
[22:14]:Nazrix [bat]: oh, he got unbanned :D
[22:14]:Nazrix [bat]: disregard
[22:15]:Desos {bat}: Always do.
[22:15]:Nazrix [bat]: w: ban nuane/solarhawk for giving same response as they
    are clearly multi-player!
[22:15]:Solarhawk [bat]: what? I'm not multiplaying, solarhawk just
    accidentally said the same thing!
[22:15]:Solarhawk [bat]: .. ..no, wait, that didn't come out right
[22:15]:Nuane {bat}: i repeat: what? I'm not multiplaying, solarhawk just
    accidentally said the same thing!
[22:16]:Nuane {bat}: oops wrong window
[22:16]:Nazrix [bat]: :D
[22:16]:Nuane {bat}: erm i mean right window
[22:16]:Nuane {bat}: or umm i mean: lol
[22:16]:[bat]: Solarhawk snickers.
Posted: 25 Dec 2007 08:44 [ permalink ]
156573: An overinflated green belt ninja
now THIS iswhatI call "overinflated" :)
Posted: 24 Dec 2007 07:00 [ permalink ]
Happy phantom claps his hands and says 'cah zur fehh' (chill touch)
Happy phantom hesitates as she casts chill touch.
The air before Happy phantom becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
Happy phantom shudders as her chill touch hits herself.
You punch Happy phantom.
You grab Happy phantom.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Due to the presence of the incarnation of prosperity in your continent, you
    manage to squeeze the maximum amount of experience by capitalizing on the
    kill.
Happy phantom is dogfood.
Happy phantom is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 24 Dec 2007 06:12 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You grab HUGE bully's hand and turn it making his wrist lock and causing
serious pain!
You are at your best. You see a small opening and strike HARD at HUGE bully's
    groin. WHOAA! Making him fall down.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Due to the presence of the incarnation of prosperity in your continent, you
    manage to squeeze the maximum amount of experience by capitalizing on the
    kill.
Posted: 23 Dec 2007 19:26 [ permalink ]
[19:26]:Dreadlord [wanted]: dd nerve
Satan shouts 'Thanks Nerve, I still need 5k for next level!'
Info: Nerve dies.
[19:26]:Dreadlord [wanted]: dd me too
Devil shouts 'Time to meet your maker, Dreadlord!'