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Posted: 28 Aug 2023 22:35 [ permalink ]
[22:16]:Shar {party}: behir should be able to holz farliss
Posted: 23 May 2017 22:46 [ permalink ]
He conquered death and brought us salvation.
Posted: 14 Jun 2016 20:00 [ permalink ]
Stockpiling. For future..
Posted: 06 Jan 2016 22:26 [ permalink ]
The pearl on Merc's ethereal collar flashes several times with
blindingly bright, white light.
Merc dies of old age!
Merc prances to the away.
Posted: 19 Aug 2015 22:40 [ permalink ]
[22:39]:Stomp [kepucon]: http://tnsp.org/kuvia/events/kepucon2015/IMG_7436.JPG
ja heti kättelyssä pornoa. Farlissin parta näyttää sen leukaan
kiinnikasvaneelta ponnaripäisen ihmisen skalpilta, jonka sekaan on kätketty
suolakurkku
Posted: 15 Dec 2014 22:56 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. (0:04)
You clap your hands and whisper 'judicandus mercuree' (Cure light wounds)
You heal much of Miger's wounds. [###...] (40-59%)
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
You heal very much of Miger's wounds. [#####.] (80-99%)
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
You heal all of Miger's wounds. [######] (100%)
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
You raise your Lok'amir il Romathis and mimic the spell.
Hp: 707 (707) Sp: -51 (1549) Ep: 270 (271) < HPGAIN: 0 SPGAIN: -99 EPGAIN: 0 >
Posted: 20 Jul 2014 21:01 [ permalink ]
Sheep spirit says 'Ipe - tuo kuuden miljoonan slovenialaisen puutolarin mies.
Meillä on teknologia, voimme uudelleenrakentaa hänet.' 
Posted: 16 Feb 2014 00:43 [ permalink ]
Kerta kerran jälkeen pisteet jäävät pohjoiseen!


Fuck yeah!
Posted: 09 Feb 2014 18:08 [ permalink ]



En vaihtais sekuntiakaan
En nuoruutta en vimmaisia kasvukipuja
En jäätä joka murtui, en kirkonkelloja
Olit puolisoni silloin, olet puolisoni nyt
Posted: 17 Jan 2014 14:59 [ permalink ]
This moment is eternity.
Posted: 24 Dec 2013 11:28 [ permalink ]
Fatal Error <mossad+>: oikeesti pitäis koodata joku semmonen että
batclienttiin tuki Xbox onen kinectille ja sit kiltoihin semmoset että
rangerit veistelee torcheja, niin pitää oikeasti veistellä sen sensorin edessä
Posted: 06 Dec 2013 01:03 [ permalink ]
Had I the heavens embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
Posted: 15 Nov 2013 03:59 [ permalink ]
[19:55]:Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: tais iippanan kahvihetki vaihtua kaljahetkeksi
:)
Posted: 25 Oct 2013 03:43 [ permalink ]
[20:49]:(Men)tally (D)isabled (Ar)abian [mossad+]: epäileekö joku muuki et ipe
otti ottiksessa muutaki ku kahvia?
[20:49]:(Kha)melin (Ra)iskaama (Dus)inapoika (mossad+): vissiin isompi kysymys
on että joiko se lainka sitä kahvia
Posted: 27 Aug 2013 11:49 [ permalink ]
Illyria: "To never die... and to conquer all, that is winning."
Posted: 26 Jul 2013 01:52 [ permalink ]
Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: Displaying last tells to you.
Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: (16:12) You tell Ggr 'pitäsköhä käydä kattoon pääskö
toi deeku jatkamaan matkaansa. lepäili tossa kummatin alikulun kohdalla
ojassa'
Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: (16:12) You tell Ggr 'toisaalta, eise ainakaan palellu
sinne'
Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: (16:12) You tell Ggr 'jos menis vaa koisimaan itekki'
Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: (16:14) Ggr tells you 'ai ipekö!'[m
Posted: 20 Jul 2013 16:49 [ permalink ]
Fatal Error <mossad+>: ettei olis itse farlissin ipe
Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: tunsinki ku mudin kollektiivinen iq nytkähti vähä
alaspäin
Posted: 12 Jan 2013 02:24 [ permalink ]
Kenzi: If you hurt my best friend again, one day, in the future,
anthropologists will find your skeleton in an unmarked grave with a massive,
massive, life ending blow to your head, by a totally awesome chick that rhymes
with frenzy.
Posted: 15 Nov 2012 02:31 [ permalink ]
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 1 monsters remain.'
Posted: 28 Sep 2012 12:44 [ permalink ]
[14:56]:Rhoads [metal+]: pitää kyl jokseeni paikkaansa se vanha vitsi, että
mitä eroa on metallicalla ja megadethillä -megadeth ei oo tehny yhtää huonoa
levyä
Posted: 16 Aug 2012 02:25 [ permalink ]
[21:27]:Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: jaa taasko se ipe on treenaamassa
[21:27]:Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: täytyy kyllä ihailla kaverin innostusta lajia
kohtaan
Posted: 21 Jul 2012 20:45 [ permalink ]
[17:01]:Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: ainii onneva ipsukalle vaikka feisbökkiin jo
postailinki!
[17:01]:Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: jaa se homoneekeri onki jo ld
[17:01]:Stargazer teh not so Wizurdi (mossad+): joo 1d
[17:01]:Stargazer teh not so Wizurdi (mossad+): :D
[17:01]:Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: no perhana
[17:02]:Fatal Error <mossad+>: "onnea vaan!" "ai se meni jo .. vitun homo."
[17:09]:Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: niin saatana!

Posted: 03 Jun 2012 00:51 [ permalink ]
Funny, I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of, and all I
see's six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy?
Look around - everyone's drinkin', smokin', shootin' up, shootin' each other
or just plain screwing their brains out because they don't want 'em anymore.
I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the
blind 'cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts. Name one person who can
take it here. That's all I'm asking - Name one.
Posted: 29 May 2012 17:59 [ permalink ]
[15:56]:Hair (chat): lol switched back to batmud screen and saw el's wanted
party for offu, and farliss' sales broker farliss, and for a sec my brain saw
hooker for farliss
Posted: 02 Apr 2012 21:25 [ permalink ]
[21:23]:(I)incredible (P)lague (E)pidemy (mossad+): taa on kyl iha turhan kova
reinc
[21:23]:(I)incredible (P)lague (E)pidemy (mossad+): veikkaisin et pystysin
tankkaan about kaikki mosat tal
[21:23]:(Men)kat (Dar)rassa [mossad+]: kerronko mikä on kova!
[21:23]:(I)incredible (P)lague (E)pidemy (mossad+): sun peenis?
[21:23]:(Men)kat (Dar)rassa [mossad+]: mistä arvasit
[21:23]:(I)incredible (P)lague (E)pidemy (mossad+): no freldin peenis sit
[21:24]:(mossad+): (I)incredible (P)lague (E)pidemy fondles Sir Freld on the
groin.
[21:24]:(Men)kat (Dar)rassa [mossad+]: me tääl miekkaillaan freldin kanssa.
[21:24]:Sir Freld <mossad+>: :F
[21:24]:(I)incredible (P)lague (E)pidemy (mossad+): ihanaa, taalla me laren
kans miekkaillaan :D
[21:24]:(Men)kat (Dar)rassa [mossad+]: semmoset pimeessä hohtavat kondoomit ja
leikitään et neon valomiekkoja
[21:24]:(I)incredible (P)lague (E)pidemy (mossad+): hahah :D
[21:24]:(Men)kat (Dar)rassa [mossad+]: 'mendar, i'm your father!'
Posted: 23 Mar 2012 16:10 [ permalink ]
[16:08]:Zerks (party): olit siel samal reissul
[16:08]:Zerks (party): eli varmaa kohta meiltäki
[16:08]:Farliss (party): emma tia
[16:08]:Zerks (party): ja wooccalt 6kk siit
[16:08]:Farliss (party): luuleks et semmosia muistan enaa :)
[16:09]:Zerks (party): olit sä kun jostain ekust biddailtii :)
[16:09]:Farliss (party): aini
[16:09]:Farliss (party): joo
[16:09]:Zerks (party): se oli se despana keikka
[16:09]:Farliss (party): joo :D
[16:09]:Farliss (party): epic despana
[16:09]:Zerks (party): :P
[16:09]:Mallarch (party): :D:D
[16:09]:Mallarch (party): se oli kyl
[16:09]:Zerks (party): gnaahia ei muista kukaa mut despanan kyl
[16:09]:Mallarch (party): gnaahi oli semmone ylijuoksu despanan jälkee
[16:09]:Zerks (party): "muistaks sillon -12 despanal" "joo kyl oli hieno
reissu"
Posted: 19 Mar 2012 19:19 [ permalink ]
Motivaatiokuoppa. Täytämme sen UFO-pelisarjalla.
Posted: 27 Jan 2012 18:30 [ permalink ]
Euno tells you '":D"'
Euno tells you '"ei yllätä että juot kaljaa näin perjantaina'


Kaikenmaailman Eunotki vittuilee! :(
Posted: 14 Jan 2012 22:13 [ permalink ]
(21:53) Tarken tells you 'Silly Malar thought you were bugging with 3 finger
slots :D'
Posted: 14 Jan 2012 12:12 [ permalink ]
(Men)kat (Dar)rassa [mossad+]: lauantaiaamun equparti ei nappaa ipeä. ihan
selvä iltalehen kohu uutinen
Posted: 05 Dec 2011 21:02 [ permalink ]
Durtle tells you 'katoin uuden twilightin viime yona'

Posted: 08 Nov 2011 13:40 [ permalink ]
One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 14:22 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. (0:07)
You utter the magic words 'idel claeppetung'
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Your hands tingle and glow for a second.
You watch with selfpride as your rift pulse hits Nasty zombie.
The bands of green light around Nasty zombie pull at your mind.
The black gem feels like its freezing the back of your hand for a brief
moment.
A dazzling spark races along the stream of green light between you and Nasty
zombie!


| 14:20    6829: A nasty zombie has been animated with psionic powers        
|
Posted: 28 Sep 2011 20:14 [ permalink ]
(13:20) Durtle gurgles 'farliksel on oikee setti, korkkarit ja rintsikat,
puuttuu vaa summer dress, voin myyda halvalla.'

Posted: 28 Mar 2011 23:26 [ permalink ]
  Once more, with feeling


Posted: 15 Feb 2011 16:39 [ permalink ]
RORY: Sounds like you're over thinking this. Maybe if you just put pen to
paper.

LORELAI: I tried that, I thought, "I'll just sit down and write whatever comes
-- no judgment, no inner critic." Boy was that a bad idea.

RORY: Really? Why?

LORELAI: Because my brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. "I'm
writing a letter. I can't write a letter. "Why can't I write a letter? I'm
wearing a green dress. "I wish I was wearing my blue dress. "My blue dress is
at the cleaners. "'The Germans wore gray. You wore blue. ''Casablanca'.
"'Casablanca' is such a good movie. "'Casablanca.' The white house. Bush. "Why
don't I drive a hybrid car? I should drive a hybrid car. "I should really take
my bicycle to work. "Bicycle. Unicycle. Unitard. Hockey puck. Rattlesnake.
Monkey, monkey, underpants."

[Gigi giggles again]

RORY: "Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants"?

LORELAI: Exactly, that's what I'm saying. It's a big bag of weird in there.
So, I think I need inspiration. You know I need a muse. Perhaps I need "the
muse." Maybe it would help if Sharon Stone would appear to me in an alarming
caftan and coo inspirational words in my ear.
Posted: 25 Nov 2010 17:44 [ permalink ]
You ask me
Was it all I had to tell?
Was it all I could recall?
No.. then I broke her neck
A twisted china white facade
I may seem unaffected
But dont we all want to be God?
Posted: 29 Jun 2010 21:41 [ permalink ]
Ggr [wanted]: merchant for bunch of fws, paying well.
You tell Ggr 'PLOL JANNU MAKSAA KAIVOLLA!!'
Ggr tells you 'joo, kaivot on käypää valuttaa .. KAIVO KANSALLE ":D"'
Ggr tells you 'eli WELL FOLKSEILLE'
Ggr tells you 'opin tämän Aku Ankasta'
Posted: 20 May 2010 19:57 [ permalink ]
[19:54]:Spider-Pig {mossad+}: hehe... leijonilla alkaa kesäloma, ja suomen
kesä on menny jo :D
[19:56]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): eika ole
[19:56]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): just hyvat kelit
[19:56]:Spider-Pig {mossad+}: viilenee kuulemma vkl
[19:56]:Fatal Error [mossad+]: no voi kamalaa :D
[19:56]:Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: pikkuse sais viilentyä kyl :s sellane 20-22
olis iha passeli
[19:56]:Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: vähäc ahistaa TINATA ja PIIKITTÄÄ tuol ku
hallissa 28+
[19:56]:Spider-Pig {mossad+}: no joo noi ois passelit, mut jos se putoo
jonnekki <10 :P
[19:57]:Fatal Error [mossad+]: "viilenee" -> "HÄLÄRM ULULULULULU KESÄ ON
OHI!!!!! JAAKKO VISKASI KYLMÄN KIVEN SLOVEENIT KAINALOSSA DIMDOORISTA!!!1"
Posted: 17 May 2010 16:22 [ permalink ]
You make me wanna die
I'll never be good enough
You make me wanna die
And everything you love will burn up in the light
Every time I look inside your eyes
Make me wanna die
Posted: 16 May 2010 23:57 [ permalink ]
\,,/ The Pretty Reckless \,,/

Posted: 11 Jan 2010 22:10 [ permalink ]
(22:07) Ergor tells you 'mitäs slotteja toi black reaver gauntlets ottaaa'
(22:08) You tell Ergor 'headiinha gauntletsit menee'
Posted: 06 Dec 2009 17:13 [ permalink ]
"I'm moving gently forward,
over the wild and beautiful,
unexplored world below me.
I'm floating in silence,
and breaking it up
with the sound of my breath.
Above me, there's nothing
but shimmery light,
the place where I've come from,
and will go back to
when I am done here.
I'm diving.
I'm a scuba diver.
I'm going deeper past
the wrinkled rocks and dark seaweed
toward a deep blueness
where a school of silver fish wait.
As I swim through the water,
bubbles burst from me,
wobbling like little jellyfish
as they rise.
I check my air.
I don't have as much time
as I need to see everything,
but that is what makes it so special."
Posted: 01 Dec 2009 16:53 [ permalink ]
[18:44]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): murri. murri, se on hirvee hurri, on silla
lemmikkina karvaturri ululul bing bong ping pong tsiuuu dägä dägä 
[18:44]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): DÄGÄ DÄGÄ 
[18:44]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: housuisas on karvaturri 
[18:44]:(mossad+): Miss Kitty goes 'mmmmm...'. 
[18:44]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: ja se mun lemmikki on <3 
Posted: 11 Nov 2009 17:34 [ permalink ]
[15:33]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: jospa lähtis kaubbaan 
[15:33]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): sano terggui 
[15:33]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: vien sinne bundlen nuolia, joissa lukee IPELTÄ
TERKKUI 
[15:34]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): :DD 
[15:36]:PELTO-ORJA (mossad+): hoho 
[15:36]:PELTO-ORJA (mossad+): oishan se ku sittarissa ostamassa keppanaa niin
siellä ois jossain lavanpäällä IPE TERQQU nuolet :D 
Posted: 11 Nov 2009 17:33 [ permalink ]
[15:37]:Hyvinpyyhkii {mossad+}: missapa olla Nightclaw Bar and Tavern 
[15:37]:Hyvinpyyhkii {mossad+}: raahessa on kaikki juopot ni pitais tietaa! =D
[15:41]:PELTO-ORJA (mossad+): hmm en tiää mut kuulostaa joltain
shinarealt&catfolk treelt tms :D 
[15:41]:Hyvinpyyhkii {mossad+}: vois olla kyl siellaki joo 
[15:42]:PELTO-ORJA (mossad+): niinku että emmiä sinne selvin päin osaa mutta
ku käy eka vähä ocp puarissa ja siitä jatkaa rusty shieldiin ja illlalla herää
catfolk treen vierestä! 
Posted: 19 Oct 2009 16:35 [ permalink ]
Zerks tells you 'osaspa shapeshifteri hyvin eläytyä rooliinsa =)'
Zerks tells you 'Farliss says 'You know why I am killing you? That's because
I, Farliss HATE you.''
Posted: 28 Sep 2009 22:02 [ permalink ]
PELTO-ORJA (mossad+): perus settiä, xuni whinettää ku ei jaksa pelata ja pitäs
reinccaa johonki, ipe lähtee juomaan kännit! :D
Posted: 22 Sep 2009 20:23 [ permalink ]
[20:03]:Spider-Pig [mossad+]: :D Paljastus: Jeltsin otti todelliset
kalsarikännit USA:n vierailullaan 
[20:03]:Spider-Pig [mossad+]: "Venäjän tuolloinen presidentti löydettiin
huitomasta Valkoisen talon lähettyviltä itselleen taksia. Hän oli vahvasti
humalassa ja hänellä oli päällään pelkät alushousut." 
[20:04]:Spider-Pig [mossad+]: ipeki tänä iltana on kalsarit jalassa humalassa
huitomassa... 
[20:07]:PELTO-ORJA (mossad+): ainut ero ettei sitä uutisoida jos ipe huitoo
kalsarit kädessä taksia! 
Posted: 30 Aug 2009 21:41 [ permalink ]
To beefsteak when you're hungry, whiskey when you're dry, to all the girls
you'd ever want and heaven when you die. Cheers.
Posted: 19 Jul 2009 22:43 [ permalink ]
I stared at the light too long
and I did everything to keep from falling
when all is said and done 
do you think it was worth it
patterns move across the floor 
and it just doesn't feel the same I'm sorry
when all is said and done
I think it was worth it

Posted: 23 May 2009 18:00 [ permalink ]
(darkness+): Entor the spawn puts her arm around Farliss's shoulders and
laughs outloud merrily.
Entor the spawn (darkness+): pistin tos kharimeille multitellii ni farliss
muuttu fartiks =D
Posted: 26 Apr 2009 23:37 [ permalink ]
"See?  No matter how good a boy you are - God doesn't want you!"

"But I still do."
Posted: 21 Apr 2009 22:23 [ permalink ]
[22:22]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): ootas ku opera lataa 
[22:22]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): valil menee 28sec ku opera latautuu =) 
[22:23]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: aika lyhyt ooppera sit! ei taida olla mikään
kolmen tunnin eepos 
Posted: 14 Apr 2009 18:30 [ permalink ]
 POHJOINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Posted: 21 Feb 2009 20:03 [ permalink ]
Batin uutisten tarkeimmat infot: UUSIA KUVIA BATCLIENTIN SPELLEILLE! WOO WOO!
HYVA WISUT!

Posted: 18 Feb 2009 20:37 [ permalink ]
(20:26) Acidia tells you 'vittu sä oot rohkee soturi ku idlemerchantteja
parempaa et osaa tappaa' (Wed Feb 18 20:26:19 2009)
(20:29) Acidia tells you 'vähäku lähtis sorsajahtiin ja kävis ampumassa
kerhontalon seinäll roikkuvan ankan ja sanois että vittu mä oon voittaja' (Wed
Feb 18 20:29:27 2009)

Kai mä oon sit missannu tän bloodbath eventin idean, muistelin et tässä piti
tappaa muita pelaajia.
Posted: 14 Feb 2009 16:07 [ permalink ]
[16:04]:Sprite {wanted}: woo, any one need an impossibly large whale today?
[16:05]:Zarx {darkness+}: mitähä se sprite itteesä kaupittelee 
Posted: 02 Feb 2009 23:03 [ permalink ]
[21:51]:Broetchen the spawn (darkness+): Shasti tells you 'Farliss's head for
just 347200 gold! It is a real bargain.' 
[21:51]:Awed (darkness+): ipe o halpa ku saippua! 
[21:51]:Balthas (darkness+): mä tapatan sitä expalla ilmaseks 
[21:52]:Belse {darkness+}: on se sen verran kaunis paa etta kukatahansa sen
haluaisi takkansa paalle 
Posted: 31 Jan 2009 15:43 [ permalink ]
Batin uutisten tärkein info: UUSIA KUVIA RACEILLE!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!
Posted: 27 Jan 2009 21:16 [ permalink ]
[21:16]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: no nyt on paras taustamusiikki nl+ partyyn. 
[21:16]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): mika 
[21:16]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: invataxi.s3m 
Posted: 23 Dec 2008 18:00 [ permalink ]
[17:59]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): keksispa jotain 
[17:59]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): ei vihtis kaljaakaa juoda 
[18:00]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: pistetään rasti seinään 
[18:00]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: ipe sanoo "ei vihtis kaljaakaa juoda" 
Posted: 17 Nov 2008 11:50 [ permalink ]
A castle guard, making his rounds patrols around.

Guard is noticeably hurt (55%).
You are done with the chant. (0:07)
You clench your fists and yell 'tora tora tora' (Psychic crush)
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
You crush Guard's mind with your psychic attack!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Guard staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Guard is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 14 Nov 2008 18:46 [ permalink ]
(18:42) Freld tells you 'mitä huutelet'
(18:42) You tell Freld 'ai mita millo wot?'
(18:42) Freld tells you 'jaa seoliki dornier'
(18:42) Freld tells you ':D'
(18:43) You tell Freld '.......................................................
........................ :D'
(18:43) Freld tells you 'NII SAMANNÄKÖSET NIMET'
Posted: 23 Oct 2008 16:06 [ permalink ]
[16:01]:Taikajim (mossad+): uujee, hyviä uutisia pojat 
[16:01]:Taikajim (mossad+): tulevaisuudessa puolison tulot eivät vaikuta
työttömyystukeen!!!!! 
[16:01]:Taikajim (mossad+): akka töihi ja expaa ite 
[16:02]:Superjanne [mossad+]: nonii, ny vois ottaa akan 

Päivän paras uutinen! Ehkä koko vuoden paras!
Posted: 17 Oct 2008 10:42 [ permalink ]
(09:48) Murgan tells you 'oot kyllä rakastettu mies hinnasta päätellen: Shasti
tells you 'Here is a bargain: Farliss's head for only 347200 gold!' :)'

Selevä!
Posted: 16 Oct 2008 00:51 [ permalink ]
BayPrixces Condito raises his mage staff high in the air and chant 'azkura
colere'
BayPrixces Condito hesitates as he casts prismatic burst.
BayPrixces Condito points his staff at BayPrixces Condito.
The staff glows with shimmering white light.
BayPrixces Condito says 'This shouldn't be to difficult.'

Eihä se vaikeeta ole, ei ei.
Posted: 01 Oct 2008 22:26 [ permalink ]
(22:05) Glacius tells Freld and you 'ei oo peli ihan realistine viel ku freld
ja farliss mahtuu samaa huoneesee :D:D:D'
Posted: 18 Aug 2008 20:28 [ permalink ]
Ancient beholder shoots a beam at Morglum from its first eye.  It hits her.
Morglum can but cringe helplessly as the powers of the ray age her body.
Morglum dies of old age!
Morglum leaves away.
Morglum left somewhere.
Ancient beholder is in bad shape (30%).
Posted: 13 Aug 2008 22:36 [ permalink ]
[21:08]:Glacius (darkness+): farliss u really think your sober at friday that
time of day? 
[21:08]:Daria {darkness+}: farliss sober? 
[21:08]:(darkness+): Awed the spawn goes 'Heh'. 
[21:08]:Eraser [darkness+]: who says you have to be sober at astacia? 
[21:08]:Glacius (darkness+): farliss usually eqparties sober. 
[21:08]:Eraser [darkness+]: usually =D 
Posted: 05 Aug 2008 17:57 [ permalink ]
Totalfailure [mossad+]: oikeastaan sun ei tarvis edes reportoida kepuilusta
enää nykyään, vaan siitä, että millon ET juo :D
Totalfailure [mossad+]: kun oletus on, että ipe keputtelee kuitenki. tai
suunnittelee keputtelua, tai harmittelee sitä ettei oo rahaa keputella.
Posted: 01 Aug 2008 18:41 [ permalink ]
Halle {party}: uncon dude goes south on his own while others stay for blasts



Halle {party}: after he gets dagger tho :D
Posted: 23 Jul 2008 17:41 [ permalink ]
Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall
A creepy little sneaky little fly on the wall
Posted: 19 Jul 2008 19:28 [ permalink ]
Totalfailure [mossad+]: tuli joskus rautaruukilta ja muilta raahen alueen
yrityksiltä se turvaopas, jossa listattiin kaikki vaaralliset aineet mitä
käsitellään jne
Totalfailure [mossad+]: siihn olis pitänyt lisätä myös ipen pierut
Posted: 15 Jul 2008 16:43 [ permalink ]
[16:39] <+Lithos> kato ipeki hengissä
[16:39] <Farliss> Enkä ole, läheks ostaa kepua!
[16:39] <+Lithos> Farliss tuleepi ircciin vaan sillonku se koettaa houkutella
olutta ottaan :)
[16:39] <+Lithos> hah!
[16:39] <Farliss> haha =)
Posted: 11 Jul 2008 16:47 [ permalink ]
[16:46]:Da Rale [mossad+]: <Lithos> sais suomessa olla mannenmetsästyskausia
samallai ku hirvenmettästykseenki 
[16:46]:Da Rale [mossad+]: <Lithos> pitäs vaa sit anoa lupa mannejen
tappamiseen ja tietty kiintiö montako saa lahata 
[16:47]:Da Rale [mossad+]: <zealot-> nehän ovat kaikkien kavereita 
[16:47]:Da Rale [mossad+]: <zealot-> niin hyviä ystäviä, etteivät kysy lupaa
edes pyörän lainaamiseen 
Posted: 19 Jun 2008 19:24 [ permalink ]
(19:01) Nazrix tells you 'You are drunk ? :D'
(19:01) Nazrix tells you 'You are nice guy when drunk'
(19:01) Nazrix tells you 'Awful human when not drunk :('

OK! I'LL BE DRUNK FROM NOW ON!
Posted: 09 Jun 2008 19:40 [ permalink ]
Cutter [party]: ei jeesus noi farlissin trigut :DDDDD
Farliss (party): miita? :)
Cutter [forum+]: Farliss (party): ERKKI TAMPEREELTA TERVE! MUT
FORGETETETETETTIIN!
Cutter [forum+]: Farliss (party): Hoitohenkilökuntaa ei tarvita, ipeä ei
unohuta enää! :D
Farliss (forum+): informatiivisia!
Cutter [forum+]: jos ois pitäny wimpytä tai jotai ni ois tullu partywipe
noiden trigujen takia
Posted: 02 Jun 2008 15:44 [ permalink ]
http://www.travian.fi/?uc=fi2_2372

Earn me gold!
Posted: 26 May 2008 14:19 [ permalink ]
GB Glace [mossad+]: ralen pippelistä tuli heti mieleen se yks luonto-ohjelma
ryhävalaista missä ne kerto että sillä 3m pitkä peenis. Mä aina oon sen
jälkeen haaveillu sellasesta peeniksestä jolla vois samuttaa sohvalta
nousematta valot huoneesta
Posted: 23 May 2008 15:32 [ permalink ]
[15:30]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: mukavaa, äiti toi MULTAA 
[15:30]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): mita sa mullalla! 
[15:30]:Mrblower (mossad+): no se viljelee porkkanoita :) 
[15:30]:Mrblower (mossad+): aahaha pääsen kyntään nyt ggrän penkkiin! 
[15:30]:Pumppumies (mossad+): lord of carrotsi 
Posted: 22 May 2008 16:12 [ permalink ]
Da Rale [mossad+]: siis ei vittu et nää trackkaa. tulee niinku kiinasta kuuhun
perässä. ihan sama vaikka käyt plutonkautta aurinkossa harhauttamassa nii ei
sieltä ne tulee vaa
Posted: 18 May 2008 19:18 [ permalink ]
Riber tells you 'munkkisoppa ala jutila. lisää vettä, kunnes vesi kiehuu, 5
lihaliemikuutiota ja munkkeja niin paljo ku kattilaan sopii, anna kiehua
20min, 10min kohdalla et kuitenkaan malta odottaa ja syöt jo'
Posted: 18 May 2008 18:13 [ permalink ]
Kapu pula (mossad+): ipe onki mossadistinen luonne
Posted: 02 May 2008 19:03 [ permalink ]
Kamelot tuli sitten kaytyy kattoo teatrialla, ei saatana et oli kova bandi
livena.. ja se perkeleen nahkahameinen nahkatoppinen taustalaulajatytto...
AHHHH :) Terkkuja myos sille narikan tytolle, en enaa nimee muista ku oli
promilleja loppuvaihees enempiku jeesuksella sandaaleita. Vitun kivaa oli,
menen uudestaanki, menkaa teki! :)
Posted: 22 Apr 2008 16:58 [ permalink ]
Murrou-ghei [mossad+]: A B C, ipe kävelee, sauvakävelyllä taivaaseeeen :P
Posted: 12 Apr 2008 15:41 [ permalink ]
[22:10]:Spider-Pig [mossad+]: hahaha 
[22:10]:Spider-Pig [mossad+]: nythän se selvis ... murrou-ghei 
[22:10]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: mitä mä ny tein 
[22:11]:Spider-Pig [mossad+]: no olin tellimässä ei niin tuli -> murroughei 
[22:11]:Spider-Pig [mossad+]: ja sit tellasinki 
[22:11]:[mossad+]: Myrtsi rolls her eyes. 
[22:11]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: oot aika ghei 
[22:11]:Spider-Pig [mossad+]: eiku sinä... --> murrou'gh'ei 
[22:11]:[mossad+]: Spider-Pig giggles inanely. 
[22:11]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: huooh :) 
[22:12]:Spider-Pig [mossad+]: eli murrille uusi nikki... murrou-ghei 
[22:12]:[mossad+]: Spider-Pig giggles wickedly. 
Posted: 07 Apr 2008 13:03 [ permalink ]
Ice gorgon flaps arms and utters the magic words 'cah mar nak semen' (Icebolt)
The air before Ice gorgon becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Ice gorgon grins as her icebolt hits Kheldor.
Kheldor's flex shield wobbles.
Kheldor lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
( Kheldor is unconscious! )
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Kheldor as it dies.
Kheldor is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 05 Apr 2008 21:14 [ permalink ]
Myrtsi [mossad+]: ai onks purkerin mamma nättiki
Spider-Pig [mossad+]: ohan se nätti, mut ehkä sulle jo liian vanaha
Posted: 01 Apr 2008 18:46 [ permalink ]
[18:46]:Maximus {darkness+}: melkee kerkes hakkaa tattii ton lagin aikana :P
hmmm eli liki tatin-mittanen lagi 
Posted: 01 Apr 2008 17:54 [ permalink ]
[17:53]:Farliss (party): I'm drinking btw
[17:53]:Huppu (party): what else is new
Posted: 31 Mar 2008 00:20 [ permalink ]
A glowing poster is surrounded in strange mist as Tyril handles it.
Damogran says 'Tyril donates 'a steel great axe' to help newbies. Praise the
lord.'
Damogran says 'Tyril donates 'a steel halberd' to help newbies. Praise the
lord.'
Tyril removes the Blessed Holy Defender ....It emits a white aura!! from his
right hand.
Damogran says 'Tyril donates 'the Blessed Holy Defender ....It emits a white
aura!! <orange glow>' to help newbies. Praise the lord.'
Posted: 13 Mar 2008 20:12 [ permalink ]
[20:11]:Searc (party): vittu o mullaki harrastukset
[20:11]:Farliss (party): no mitka
[20:11]:Searc (party): lueskelen vauva-lehden seksi-forumia ku joku pastes
ircis :D
Posted: 28 Feb 2008 21:38 [ permalink ]
[13:31]:Mahon [party]: are we leaving food behind so it'd get distracted?
[13:31]:Blayke (party): muaha :D
[13:31]:Juo (party): :D
[13:31]:Entor {party}: im gonna poison it
[13:31]:Kapu (party): this isnt Sprite you know
[13:31]:Entor {party}: more
[13:31]:Blayke (party): well that would distract me...
[13:31]:Kapu (party): youre thinking of Sprite bending over to grab a cookie
arent ya
Posted: 26 Feb 2008 21:07 [ permalink ]
[21:05]:Eraser [darkness+]: dodi rippas 
[21:05]:Farliss (darkness+): kuka 
[21:05]:Farliss (darkness+): ai dodot 
[21:05]:Farliss (darkness+): neha rippas aikoja sitten :DDDDDDDDDDDd 
[21:05]:Eraser [darkness+]: torc 
[21:06]:Broetchen {darkness+}: dodi al fayed 
[21:06]:Nuane the owl {darkness+}: höh luin eka et dogi rippas ja olin jo iha
innoissani :o 
Posted: 13 Feb 2008 21:24 [ permalink ]
Vituttaa hipit. Kuolkaa pois.
Posted: 12 Feb 2008 19:10 [ permalink ]
[18:57]:Arafat [suomi]: tollaset pirinistit kun farliss sortuu elontiellä. ne
voi päteä täälä 10v mutta sitten tulee se viimeinen annos kun joku sotekee
sekaan hepoa
Posted: 07 Feb 2008 17:45 [ permalink ]
(17:44) Xunisiih tells you 'onkohan shariki söötti?'
(17:44) Xunisiih tells you 'ack!'
Posted: 24 Jan 2008 14:22 [ permalink ]
The last time I freaked out
I just kept looking down
I st-st-stuttered when you asked me what I'm thinking about
Felt like I couldn't breath
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend Lesley said "Oh she's just being Miley"
Posted: 29 Dec 2007 15:26 [ permalink ]
I will admit, if you admit it
It's harder than we both thought
It's easier to fall apart
Look where we are
I can forgive it, I can't forget it
You left me here with all these scars
and you can't deny the hardest part
I'm not in your arms
Posted: 25 Dec 2007 00:36 [ permalink ]
Myrtsi {mossad+}: mitäs orgioita siel o o vietetty..poikaporukassa
pornoleffojen kera?
Totalfailure [mossad+]: no puhuttiinhan me spermasta siinä kyl hetki
Totalfailure [mossad+]: tai minä puhuin ..
Myrtsi {mossad+}: ...
Totalfailure [mossad+]: olisit tullu mukaan vaan!
Posted: 19 Dec 2007 18:43 [ permalink ]
[18:42]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: tuo pieras mun parvekkeella, haisi
eineslihapullilta 
[18:42]:Spider-Pig [mossad+]: ipe myrkyttää raahen ilman! 
Posted: 08 Dec 2007 23:15 [ permalink ]
Katie Singer: I choose you. 
Jessie Sammler: What? 
Katie Singer: I choose you over her.
Posted: 04 Dec 2007 17:41 [ permalink ]
I rule if you follow
I spit if you swallow
Posted: 29 Nov 2007 20:01 [ permalink ]
[19:48]:Malystryx [oulu+]: kato ku joskus pitää vaa sanoo mitä o mielessä :)
[19:48]:Farliss (oulu+): pillu.
[19:48]:(oulu+): Farliss waits.
[19:48]:Malystryx [oulu+]: ja joskus olla hiljaa :D
[19:48]:Drowsy [oulu+]: :DDD
[19:48]:Farliss (oulu+): liian myohasta :)
[19:48]:Malystryx [oulu+]: njoo.. hokasin asian samantien ku sanoin ton että
ei olis välttis hyvä idea mudareille ilmottaa noin :D
[19:49]:Farliss (oulu+): eika varsinkaa mulle :)
[19:49]:Malystryx [oulu+]: nakojaa :)
Posted: 29 Nov 2007 18:29 [ permalink ]
Fortune favors the brave.
Posted: 26 Nov 2007 14:36 [ permalink ]
Do I believe in wonders? 
Do I believe in dreams? 
Have I been touched by spirits 
Finding me when I'm asleep 
The melody of mermaids keeps me awake at night 
The eyes of starlit heavens following me secretly
Posted: 22 Nov 2007 21:25 [ permalink ]
(21:24) Tatza tells you 'vooooisit antaa mulle triguja =)'
(21:24) You tell Tatza 'en!'
(21:25) Tatza tells you 'tue kaveria hädässä!'
(21:25) You tell Tatza 'EN! juon kuh-kaljaa'
(21:25) Tatza tells you 'kuh-kaljaa'
(21:25) You tell Tatza 'ei vuh-vituilla!'
(21:25) Tatza tells you 'uus kaljamerkki1?'
Posted: 22 Nov 2007 20:49 [ permalink ]
[20:41]:Entor {darkness+}: tiesitteko et ku sokea runkkaa ni silla tulee
lopuks unseen burst 
Posted: 22 Nov 2007 16:36 [ permalink ]
Stutter rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 01 Nov 2007 17:31 [ permalink ]
[13:49]:Myrtsi {mossad+}: hyviä noi ipen quittimessut, jannu ollu töissä 3
päivää so far :) 
[13:49]:Myrtsi {mossad+}: "huomenna TAAS töihin :(" 
Posted: 26 Oct 2007 14:14 [ permalink ]
Miss Kitty (mossad+): mut nyt suihkuun, haisen ku ... teollisuushalli =)
Totalfailure [mossad+]: ja myy ritvan yrttiin, 'eau de ipe'
Posted: 20 Oct 2007 20:24 [ permalink ]
Wife, kids and white picket fence coming right up.
Posted: 14 Oct 2007 14:30 [ permalink ]
Myrtsi {mossad+}: houkuttaa kyl hirmusesti ajatus tehä joku fullspider+jotai,
noi spiderit ku on nii kova guildi
Spider-Pig {mossad+}: :)
Spider-Pig {mossad+}: kuulenko sarkasmia äänessä? :)
Myrtsi {mossad+}: sarkasmidetektorinne toimii, herra.
Posted: 12 Oct 2007 15:23 [ permalink ]
[21:21]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: mitähän tuostakin nyt tulee sit :) 
[21:22]:Myrtsi {mossad+}: 100% varmuudella ei mitään 
[21:22]:Myrtsi {mossad+}: teinisuhteet ku on sellasia ku ne on .P 
[21:22]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: niihän ne 
[21:22]:Myrtsi {mossad+}: tai no jos se ny paxuks pamahtaa se likka nii voihan
se olla et haulikkohäät tulee! 
[21:22]:Myrtsi {mossad+}: mikä ny olis tietty hilarious beyond any predictions
tms 


on mullaki kavereita.
Posted: 12 Oct 2007 14:50 [ permalink ]
[21:29]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: keskimääräisesti on kyllä kivaa olla ruma ja
yksinäinen, joskus se vaan ahistaa kun hormonit hyrrää :) 
[21:29]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: alkaa kuvittelemaan hulluja, että tarvis
jotain toista ihmistä elämäänsä. onneksi sitä tulee järkiinsä nopsaan. 
Posted: 08 Oct 2007 18:33 [ permalink ]
[18:32]:Ghost of Ggr [party]: olis hienoo jos niistä ei tulis suoraan kirjoja,
vaan joku brownie tai gnome pomppais sielt lootasta ja se olis niinku
myyntimies
[18:32]:Ggr [party]: ja alkais selittään myyntipuhetta MUINAISESTA
tietosanakirjasta
Posted: 21 Sep 2007 17:16 [ permalink ]
Brog [darkness+]: mulla on kyllä jäänyt ikuiset traumat joltain siteltä, minne
piti rekisteröityä... ja laitoin salasanaksi kyrpä ... ja sitten poppaa
ilmoitus, että salasanasi on liian lyhyt
Posted: 04 Sep 2007 20:49 [ permalink ]
You shout 'Kyo for kakkakingi!'
Kyo tells you 'Talaine tells you 'need raise or ress?''
Posted: 31 Aug 2007 18:55 [ permalink ]
Jane the Goddess snaps her fingers and you are consumed by bright white light.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Mardus tells you 'hahhah oot turvallas'

Reilu peli :(
Posted: 24 Aug 2007 19:25 [ permalink ]
You tell Humma 'oon kannis =)'
Humma tells you 'en ois arvannukkaa :)'
Posted: 16 Aug 2007 23:35 [ permalink ]
[23:20]:Kapu pula (mossad+): Suosittua tv-sarjaa roskajoukko ruvetaan tekemaan
myos suomeksi. Kuvauspaikaksi on suunniteltu Raahen Kummattia. 
Posted: 09 Aug 2007 18:03 [ permalink ]
[17:53]:B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: lähi-idässä levottomuuksia, pörssikurssit
laskussa, öljyn hinta noussut, shar reinkkas 
[17:53]:B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: päivän lehti 
[17:53]:B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: ja sitten sää: vitun kuuma 
Posted: 01 Aug 2007 20:17 [ permalink ]
Kiitos Lauri muistoista sivarissa, kiitos pahasta kiljusta ja paskasta
hassutupakista.
Kiitos sinulle, näemme kohta.
Posted: 01 Aug 2007 19:14 [ permalink ]
Tunge positiivinen ajattelu hanuriisi
kierrän kriisiryhmänne kaukaa
älä tyrkytä minulle terapiaa
kaada lisää paskaa mun niskaan
mua vituttaa niin ankarasti
vituttaa aamusta iltaan
vituttaa, on kaikki turhaa
vittu kun vituttaa
Posted: 30 Jul 2007 17:30 [ permalink ]
You shout 'Tatza sleeps with the fishes!'
Tatza (bat): Gurth tells you 'take'
Posted: 30 Jul 2007 16:13 [ permalink ]
B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: onkohan stephen hawkingin audiokirjat sen itse lukemia
B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: jotenkin naurattaa xD
Posted: 23 Jul 2007 01:58 [ permalink ]
[21:33]:Hannah, the sister of mercy [nun]: I have gone through last weeks
donations and the most beneficial nun was Sister Farliss she truly has a pure
heart
[21:34]:Krokodiili {nun}: aha, sister farliss donated "few" cases of beer
itseems

Ei ole helppoa :(
Posted: 17 Jul 2007 17:04 [ permalink ]
[15:16]:Daerid {fin}: ipe kyl on aina joko a) ostamassa kaljaa, tai b)
juomassa sitä ;=)
[15:16]:Daerid {fin}: joten ei tarvitse korreloida tunea ipe-rukan
alkoholisoitumiseen
Posted: 13 Jul 2007 18:02 [ permalink ]
[17:56]:Farliss (darkness+): ruotsin tv4lla nakyy nyt sloveeni
[17:56]:Nuane {darkness+}: o SLOVEENI HUUDETTU /o/
[17:57]:Farliss (darkness+): joku kadeton partajamppa tuol :DD
[17:57]:Juo (darkness+): atomska
[17:57]:Juo (darkness+): must be
[17:59]:Nuane {darkness+}: Info: Handless enters the game. sattumaako..
Posted: 13 Jul 2007 16:52 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. (0:11)
You touch your pulsing halo and quickly recite 'Ez' div' (Dispel evil)
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills your soul. Air thunders around you as immeasurable amount of energy is
drawn in you, lifting your body high in the air. At the peak of your might you
yell in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
White light tangles around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Cross of
Winds and strikes with immense power upon Jason Vorhees.
Posted: 13 Jul 2007 16:45 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. (0:11)
You touch your pulsing halo and quickly recite 'Ez' div' (Dispel evil)
Your halo crackles as you fumble the spell.
Fabric of space ruptures and you get pulled into the void!
.......PING! You are thrown out from the void.
You feel that Farliss doesn't enjoy your presence.
Suddenly your eyes close and when you open them you see:
Snow-frosted Fields (n,s,e,w,ne,nw,se,sw).
Posted: 25 Jun 2007 23:05 [ permalink ]
[22:20]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): You are being ignored by Tikku (katellaanha ens
coneilla..) 
[22:20]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: oho rl threat?! 
[22:20]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: coneilla turpaan! 
[22:20]:Totalfailure [mossad+]: voiski alkaa myymään jotain "farlissille
turpaan, 50e/laaki"-palvelua 
Posted: 21 Jun 2007 19:24 [ permalink ]
Info: Serra left the game.
He was last on Thu Jun 21 18:59:04 2007 (3s ago) (koneen vaihto).
You tell Serra (offline) 'VAIHAKKO NAA DATSUNIIS FERRARIN KONNEEN?!?!?!
:DDDDDDDDDD'
Info: Serra enters the game.
Serra tells you 'mitvit?!?! :DD'
You tell Serra 'no koneen vaihto quittimessuna :)'
Serra tells you 'no kaikkee perkele sinaki huomios kiinnitat :P'
Posted: 29 May 2007 12:13 [ permalink ]
I am the thing the darkness fears.
Posted: 27 May 2007 02:23 [ permalink ]
don't let nobody tell you, your life is over,
be every color that you are,
into the rush now,
you don't have to know how,
know it all before you try.
Posted: 07 May 2007 13:42 [ permalink ]
Where I come from 
There's no higher authority but me 
Being my own god 
Is all I was meant to be
Posted: 26 Apr 2007 23:19 [ permalink ]
Heliekeijuxd tells you 'ipen sievä pikku peppu on kuin hikisen elderin
koulureppu. ei ipen pepusta löydy rasvaa, mutta parta miehellä ainakin
kasvaa!'
Posted: 10 Apr 2007 18:04 [ permalink ]
[18:04]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: näkisin että ipen lisääntyminen ei ole missään
mielessä suositeltavaa 
Posted: 16 Mar 2007 17:31 [ permalink ]
This is the end
Your journey's over, night descends
Below... Into the abyss
Farewell, my friend, you will be missed

Lower the flags
A good man has passed
He has reached the last of frontiers
Lower the flags
Down to half-mast
For again the world has taken a turn for the worse
Posted: 11 Mar 2007 01:40 [ permalink ]
Rest In Peace Maukka. I will remember you forever.
Posted: 01 Mar 2007 21:19 [ permalink ]
[21:18]:Herra Hemppu [mossad+]: are you a gay homosexual?! 
[21:19]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: absomafukinlutelysti! 
Posted: 23 Feb 2007 00:49 [ permalink ]
TARA: "Willow's good at all that computer stuff, but me not so much. Do you
really understand all that?"
ANYA: "Oh. Well, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was
like, "whoa, I'm eleven hundred years old. I had trouble adjusting to the idea
of Lutherans."
TARA: "I go online sometimes, but ... everyone's spelling is really bad, and
it's ... depressing."
Posted: 15 Feb 2007 01:00 [ permalink ]
[00:59]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): Blacksmith [nightlife+]: i started to play CS in
same year it came out. i have over 2M headshots so far 
[01:00]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: mitäpä tolla partiopoikakapteenilla ei olis 
[01:00]:Chief Hiisi (mossad+): käsiä 
Posted: 18 Jan 2007 18:21 [ permalink ]
For one human being to love another; that is
perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks...
the work for which all other work is but
preparation.

- Rainer Maria Rilke

The only real voyage of discovery
consists not in seeking new landscapes,
but in having new eyes.

- Marcel Proust
Posted: 18 Jan 2007 18:15 [ permalink ]
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board,
eleven, eleven, eleven and... 
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten? 
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly. 
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder? 
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most
blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up,
all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go
from there? Where? 
Marty DiBergi: I don't know. 
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over
the cliff, you know what we do? 
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven. 
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder. 
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top
number and make that a little louder? 
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.
Posted: 02 Jan 2007 21:03 [ permalink ]
(21:01) Grediah tells you 'tiedatko kuka on suomen paras saveltaja?'
(21:01) You tell Grediah (*idle few*) 'no?!!?!?!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
?????????????????????????????????????'
(21:02) Grediah tells you 'no Jean S Ipelius'
(21:02) You emote to Grediah (*idle few*) 'laughs at you.'
(21:02) Grediah tells you 'ipeliuksen finlandia :D'
Posted: 31 Dec 2006 16:17 [ permalink ]
[16:16]:Herra Hemppu [mossad+]: niin turhaanhan noille rahanahneille
janttereille maksaa, ku voi saada aidosti kallista:) 
[16:16]:Angsti [mossad+]: :D 
[16:16]:Angsti [mossad+]: rehellisesti kalliimmalla! 
Posted: 20 Dec 2006 17:55 [ permalink ]
Myrtsi [mossad+]: terveisiä ipelle ja ipen pippelille, kaipaavin terveisin
nimimerkki Murzu.
Fatal Error [mossad+]: <3
Myrtsi [mossad+]: onneks on olutta lohduksi
Posted: 13 Dec 2006 18:25 [ permalink ]
Angsti [mossad+]: paljos koriin mahtu ?
Posted: 07 Dec 2006 21:24 [ permalink ]
(21:24) Frenor tells you 'homoilu on in'
Posted: 01 Dec 2006 22:28 [ permalink ]
Pumppumies (mossad+): pitäskö mennä suihkuu ku haisee murse
Miss Kitty (mossad+): laheks homo baarii tanaa?
Capula (mossad+): oon oulussa!
Capula (mossad+): eiku
Posted: 14 Nov 2006 15:21 [ permalink ]
Gromit@hcbat tells you 'mmmm. siivooja-ipe mustassa sisäkön asussa pölyhuiska
kädessä!!!!'
Gromit@hcbat tells you 'palakkaisin heti!!!!!!!!!'
Posted: 24 Oct 2006 16:32 [ permalink ]
come to bed, don't make me sleep alone 
couldn't hide the emptiness you let it show 
never wanted it to be so cold 
just didn't drink enough to say you love me 

I can't hold on to me 
wonder what's wrong with me
Posted: 24 Oct 2006 16:18 [ permalink ]
[15:28]:Pseudo-Caps [mossad+]: mitenkäs lagi tänään voi? 
[15:28]:Capula (mossad+): se katos 
[15:28]:Pseudo-Caps [mossad+]: no voe raato 
[15:28]:Pseudo-Caps [mossad+]: ehin jo tykästyä 
[15:42]:Da Rale [mossad+]: tiesikö caps et 'voi raato' on lestaadiolaisten
käyttämä sanonta? 
[15:42]:Pseudo-Caps [mossad+]: no empä tienny, mut mistäs sinä sen tiiät? :) 
[15:43]:Da Rale [mossad+]: no näin ku yks lestaadiolainen nussi kuollutta
ämmää 
[15:43]:Pseudo-Caps [mossad+]: kaunista 
[15:43]:Da Rale [mossad+]: elämä on 
Posted: 06 Oct 2006 21:38 [ permalink ]
WILLOW: So. (smiling) Here we are. 
BUFFY: Are we really gonna do this? 
WILLOW: Come on, this is a huge deal for me! Six years as a side man, and now
I get to be the Slayer. 
BUFFY: A killer isn't a Slayer. Being a Slayer means something you can't
conceive of. 
WILLOW: (sighing, shaking her head) Oh, Buffy. You really need to have every
square inch of your ass kicked. 
Posted: 29 Sep 2006 12:26 [ permalink ]
here and now, I feel that I'm embracing freedom
even though I may be alone, but that's ok
and looking out to a different sky will disengage me
absence is never the answer, I know, but it serves as my shade

I do not seek and do not intend to find
a calmer ocean or a sun that will never rise
my world will never change and time will bring you to my thoughts
and I'll move on and then forget you all over again
moving on, I can forgive you all over again
Posted: 19 Sep 2006 16:20 [ permalink ]
All is calm now
The shadows are gone
The night comforts me
And I'm no longer afraid
My last thoughts goes to you
I pray that you will always remember
And as I walk away forever
I hope you will forgive me
Posted: 08 Sep 2006 15:42 [ permalink ]
Buffy: "Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?"

She wields back the club and brings it down hard onto his head, crushing 
his skull. Lily comes up behind her and looks at him squeamishly.

Lily: "Gandhi?"

Buffy: "Well, you know, if he was really pissed off."
Posted: 23 Aug 2006 17:56 [ permalink ]
(17:56) Serra tells you 'mihin sa muutit'
(17:56) You tell Serra 'slummattii'
(17:56) Serra tells you 'raahen monacoon =)'
Posted: 05 Aug 2006 00:49 [ permalink ]
Fatal Error [mossad+]: leiskapetterit ku saa uuden multimediasivun valmiiksi,
niin ne huudahtaa MY LIFE FOR FLASH!
Posted: 27 Jul 2006 20:54 [ permalink ]
Myrtsi {mossad+}: Teleute [newbie]: who are ramon & xunisiih?
Myrtsi {mossad+}: meinasin sanoo notta "one finnish idiot" mut en sitte
kehannu, olis vielä tullu banninoidsit :)
Posted: 21 Jul 2006 13:16 [ permalink ]
Breathe it in and breathe it out
And pass it on, it's almost out
We're so creative, so much more
We're high above but on the floor

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side

The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
Posted: 10 Jul 2006 20:33 [ permalink ]
On the beach at night


Stands a child with her father
Watching the east, the autumn sky....
From the beach the child holding the hand of
her father,
Those burial clouds that lower victorious
Soon to devour all,


Watching finally weeps
Posted: 06 Jul 2006 00:28 [ permalink ]
Still fixing God's mistakes.
Posted: 26 Jun 2006 00:48 [ permalink ]
they say I seem lonely
they try and console me
they've even told me to get on some pills
but I am too proud to take a sick curse
I wish they could see me 
I am not like them
I'm just a sad girl
some say a blue girl
I wanna be a new girl
is that so bad
some days are too bright and they just go on
but in the moonlight I see everything
I wish I could keep this beautiful mood lost
I really see now sadness is happy
Posted: 29 May 2006 19:16 [ permalink ]
Mahtimezuri [mossad+]: kaikkien titanien title pitäis automaagisesti ja
pysyvästi olla: Vaihtoauto
Posted: 23 May 2006 01:24 [ permalink ]
Free! At last I am on my way home
It's goodbye forever I'm not coming back
I won't look back
All is behind me now!
Posted: 16 May 2006 14:17 [ permalink ]
[14:16]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): Hyökkääjä Frans Nielsen teki maanantaina
jääkiekkohistoriaa allekirjoitettuaan kaksivuotisen sopimuksen New York
Islandersin kanssa. 
[14:16]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): 22-vuotiaasta Nielsenistä tuli samalla Tanskan
historian ensimmäinen NHL-pelaaja. 
[14:16]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: mitäs tapahtu ipen makkaralle? Frans niel sen 
[14:16]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
[14:17]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: ... 
[14:17]:(mossad+): Miss Kitty falls down laughing. 
[14:17]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: menisköhä nukkuu vaik 
Posted: 11 May 2006 01:19 [ permalink ]
It feels that my love for you 
is eternal, never-ending 
but it seems that you're not receiving 
what I have been sending
Posted: 06 May 2006 02:37 [ permalink ]
[02:34]:Fatal Error [mossad+]: MISSÄ ON MURROUGH, TAHDON SEXIÄ 
Posted: 04 May 2006 12:44 [ permalink ]
[12:43]:Mahtimezuri [mossad+]: ylläri spankritsi jäätelöä, ostaa semmosen ni
kassatäti takoo kartulla selkään. 
Posted: 30 Apr 2006 02:01 [ permalink ]
So no of course we can't be friends
Not while I still feel like this
I guess I always knew the score
This is where our story ends

You left behind some clothes
My belly summersaults when I pick them off the floor
My friends all say they're worried
I'm looking far too skinny
I've stopped returning all their calls

And no of course we can't be friends
Not while I'm still so obsessed
I want to ask where I went wrong
But don't say anything at all

It took a cup of coffee
To prove that you don't love me 
Posted: 26 Apr 2006 18:24 [ permalink ]
[10:56]:B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: joo miettikää... heräätte aamulla.. voi homo
taas expalle... ja arkusta pomppaa kiva banaani =) 

out of context quotet rulettaa :D :D myos harri rules :D :D
Posted: 25 Apr 2006 19:24 [ permalink ]
[17:33]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): joku vois myyda 10slot packin nyty 
[19:23]:Mahtimezuri [mossad+]: buh, en eka aatellu loppuun asti, aattelin et
miksi se ipe on kymmentä pulloa kaljaa ostamassa joltaki täältä :P 
[19:23]:Mahtimezuri [mossad+]: ku kaupasta saa 12 packeja kuitenki :D 
Posted: 19 Apr 2006 22:49 [ permalink ]
[22:19]:Fatal Error [mossad+]: HALUAN OMAN MURRIN 
[22:19]:[mossad+]: Fatal Error looks very sad. 
[22:19]:[mossad+]: Myrtsi comforts Fatal Error. 
[22:19]:Fatal Error [mossad+]: äiti äiti 
[22:19]:Fatal Error [mossad+]: tahtoo Murrough(tm)-actionfiguurin 
Posted: 19 Apr 2006 00:39 [ permalink ]
[19.04.2006 00:38:48]: Murrough tells you 'a high priestess esa-chen,
protector of transsexuals'
[19.04.2006 00:38:58]: Murrough tells you 'aka ipenoidin suojelupyhimys :DDD'
Posted: 17 Apr 2006 00:48 [ permalink ]
It's like I can't breathe
It's like I can't see anything
Nothing but you
I'm addicted to you
It's like I can't think
Without you interrupting me
In my thoughts
In my dreams
You've taken over me
It's like I'm not me
It's like I'm not me
Posted: 13 Apr 2006 17:31 [ permalink ]
[12.04.2006 00:05:38]: Ix'ixixiblat the skeletal Greatwyrm is DEAD, R.I.P.
(first ever)
Diced ... (drumroll) ... NOTHING!

[12.04.2006 23:09:09]: Ix'ixixiblat the skeletal Greatwyrm is DEAD, R.I.P.
Diced ... (extralong drumroll) ... NOTHING!
Posted: 10 Apr 2006 15:11 [ permalink ]
Christians sentenced you to burn
Witchcraft is what you're accused of
The stake is already prepared
They know you won't go innocent from here
Flames is touching my skin
I'm screaming in pain
I pay for my sins

Flames hotter than hell, caressing my skin
My blood is boiling, over death I can't win
There's no escape, I'm turning to dust

People stare as my body burns
With pleasure in their eyes
I will come back to haunt you all
So don't sleep too tight
Posted: 29 Mar 2006 14:04 [ permalink ]
Buffy:  (very concerned) Faith, you don't get it. You *killed* a man.
Faith:  No, *you* don't get it. (smiles daringly) I don't care!
Posted: 22 Mar 2006 15:06 [ permalink ]
Murrough arrives from east.
Murrough beeps you playfully on the nose.
Murrough leaves north.

[15:05]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: drive-by beep 
Posted: 22 Mar 2006 02:21 [ permalink ]
[02:19]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: tartteis varmaa ostella +con rasvaa taas nii sais
voidella itteään ekuparteissa 
[02:19]:Myrtsi [mossad+]: "ei rasvattu entti grapplessa pysy", vanha pätmudin
sanonta. 

Myrtsilla on noi rasvatut kumpparit ollu jo kolme vuotta jalassa.
Posted: 21 Mar 2006 14:23 [ permalink ]
[14:20]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): hum, paljos 512m muistii maksaa taino vittu
katon netista 
[14:20]:Kaide [mossad+]: 1g=100e 
[14:20]:Kaide [mossad+]: eli 50-60e 
[14:21]:Kaide [mossad+]: riippuu tietenki mitä muistia 
[14:21]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): AIVOMUISTIA!! 
[14:21]:Kaide [mossad+]: sitä saa koulusta ja kirjoista ihan ilmaseksi 
[14:21]:Fatal Error [mossad+]: :D 
[14:22]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): eika saa 
[14:22]:Angsti [mossad+]: ei kaikki saa... vaatimuksena on kumminki lukutaito
ja kuullunymmärtäminen :P 
[14:22]:Kaide [mossad+]: ainiin ne pitää ostaa 
[14:22]:Kaide [mossad+]: tai hankkia jostain muualta 
[14:22]:Angsti [mossad+]: ipen tapauksessa joo 
Posted: 20 Mar 2006 16:15 [ permalink ]
Moonlord [party]: tuun sit eunukiksi farliksen haaremiin kun saat sen empires
Posted: 13 Mar 2006 20:06 [ permalink ]
Glace [mossad+]: mä tahon tykätä teistä kaikista ja rakastaa teitä te vaan
teettä sen joskus niin helvetin vaikeeksi
Posted: 10 Mar 2006 16:13 [ permalink ]
For days burned and frozen lies
The years that passed me by
The child in me just died
The scars in me will never heal
An overdose of nothingness
My visions are for sale
I'm selling out
Posted: 08 Mar 2006 23:35 [ permalink ]
[23:33]:B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: ooks hereil ipe? 
[23:34]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): just tulin koneel 
[23:34]:Fatal Error [mossad+]: ipe valvoo 
[23:34]:Miss Kitty (mossad+): viive on 20ms! 
[23:34]:Fatal Error [mossad+]: ipen VALVOVA TULINEN SILMÄ 
[23:34]:Fatal Error [mossad+]: skannaa mordo... mossadia 
Posted: 01 Mar 2006 01:49 [ permalink ]
Delveling (party): dude, fart on me a few million times plz
Posted: 22 Feb 2006 19:57 [ permalink ]
Pelto-orja (mossad+): Teh sUFFelI entti boosted by shinarae arrives from uber
special dyyber eq
Posted: 22 Feb 2006 17:31 [ permalink ]
Tina: Bette, I'm having a home birth. 

[Bette smiles and continues unpacking.] 

Bette: I think it's great that Dr. Wilson thinks it's safe. I mean, the baby's
healthy, and you're in great shape... 

Tina: What I meant is that I'm having a home birth. 

[Bette stops and looks at her.] 

Tina: And I wanna have it in my home. 

Bette: (a beat, confused) You mean you wanna give... birth in your apartment? 

Tina: No... 

Bette: Are you sure, because I - I've got everything so well organized, and I
just think that - 

[Tina looks down. Bette isn't getting it.] 

Tina: No. (shaking head) I want... (voice wavering) to move back into our
house and I wanna have a our baby in our home. I want all of us to have a home
together. 

Posted: 15 Feb 2006 13:25 [ permalink ]
[13:13]:Pelto-orja (mossad+): joku on laittanu ipen aamu-teehen annoksen
angstia! 
[13:13]:Fatal Error [mossad+]: ipe piikittää angstia kyllä päivittäin 
[13:13]:B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: meinaatko et ipen aamu-angstiin annoksen teetä 
Posted: 09 Feb 2006 14:27 [ permalink ]
[14:26]:Twomi (forum+): duih, tyrkkasinpa reincsim 1.8n ulos 
[14:26]:Murrough [forum+]: ! 
[14:26]:Farliss (forum+): mikset pistany nettii sita? :(((( 
[14:26]:(forum+): Farliss bursts out in loud laughter. 
[14:27]:Murrough [forum+]: ipe, muistappa lääkkeet.. 
Posted: 06 Feb 2006 15:14 [ permalink ]
I know you didn't want to leave
Your heart yearned to stay
But the strength I always loved in you
Finally gave way
Posted: 30 Jan 2006 19:36 [ permalink ]
I am war, I am pain
I am all you've ever slain
I am tears in your eyes
I am grief, I am lies
Posted: 13 Jan 2006 14:07 [ permalink ]
A, B and C abandoned but controlled 
M can't you see? Half of me was sold 
X, Y and Z Xerox your zombies then 
There's nothing here but......life 101 
Posted: 21 Dec 2005 19:25 [ permalink ]
[19:24]:Angsti [mossad+]: oon ihan samaa mieltä että ipe o ulkoavaruudesta
kotosin! 
Posted: 16 Dec 2005 18:32 [ permalink ]
[18:31]:B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: mielipiteensä saa paremmin läpi runkkaamalla
äänestyslaatikkoon 
Posted: 06 Dec 2005 00:49 [ permalink ]
[00:49]:Angsti [mossad+]: ipe on 17vuotias britti muija suomalaisen nuoren
miehen kuoressa! 
Posted: 17 Nov 2005 18:00 [ permalink ]
Everyone knows that I'm ten feet under
Till you come along and brighten my day
Everyone knows that you kill the thunder
The roaring in my brain
You've given me the strength
To see right through the haze

Shine, come on and let it shine
Light me up, make me feel alive
You've got what it takes
Shine, and only you know how to lift my spirit off the ground
And chase those clouds away
Shine on me today

Hilary Duff, 'Shine'
Posted: 17 Nov 2005 01:08 [ permalink ]
Metamorphosis
Whatever this is
Whatever I'm going through
Come on and give me a kiss
Come on, I insist
I'll be something new
A metamorphosis

Things are different now when I walk by
You start to sweat and you don't know why
It gets me nervous but it makes me calm
To see life all around me moving on

Watching the butterfly go towards the sun
I wonder what I will become
Posted: 17 Nov 2005 01:04 [ permalink ]
I'm an angel, I'm a devil 
I am sometimes in between
I'm as bad it can get
And good as it can be
Sometimes I'm a million colors
Sometimes I'm black and white
I am all extremes
Try figure me out you never can
There's so many things I am

I am special
I am beautiful
I am wonderful
And powerful
Unstoppable
Sometimes I'm miserable
Sometimes I'm pitiful
But that's so typical of all the things I am
Posted: 05 Nov 2005 02:16 [ permalink ]
Haven't you heard?
I'm SUPERGIRL!
You don't wanna mess with me.
Posted: 24 Oct 2005 16:21 [ permalink ]
Family and friends they were my life I wasn't one for butterflies 
But you give me love that I can't disguise 
There will be times when we're apart I want you to know you're in my heart 
Growing into a beautiful garden 

No emotions my whole body felt like ice 
Needed to feel that the sun would shine my way 
My world had turned to dust but I had my faith and trust 
Just thought I'd be walking the world alone 
Posted: 18 Oct 2005 18:25 [ permalink ]
[18:22]:[mossad+]: Eraser has joined the guild. 
[18:23]:<mossad+>: Pencil has joined the guild. 
[18:23]:<mossad+>: Ruler has joined the guild. 
[18:24]:Herra Hemppu [mossad+]: "heh heh" 
[18:24]:[mossad+]: Eraser rules more 
[18:24]:B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: halvat on huvit joo :D 
Posted: 07 Oct 2005 22:32 [ permalink ]
Buffy:  I'm gonna pass. Hit the pool and do some laps.

Willow:  (bewildered) How come the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you sort 
of naturally buff, Buff? (smiles and giggles) Buff buff.
Posted: 30 Sep 2005 15:51 [ permalink ]
B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: ite oon vaa jumittunu azureukseen ku oon näpertely ja
kontrollifriikki
B0nkErS!!! <mossad+>: jos mä haluan antaa 3 torrentille 6.5k kaistaa ja
neljännelle kolme viideosaa kahden ensimmäisen summasta kerrottuna fabion
syntymäajalla niin azureuksella onnistuu
Posted: 31 Aug 2005 18:01 [ permalink ]
I know that I want you
I know that I need you
But I can't pretend that
This'll make it right

You whisper your name
But I can't hear you
Don't leave me behind
Lend me your hand
Posted: 17 Aug 2005 14:02 [ permalink ]
Hey you.. rotting in your alcoholic shell
Banging on the walls of your intoxicated mind
Do you ever wonder why you were left alone
As your heart grew colder and finally turned to stone

Did I punish you for dreaming?
Did I break your heart and leave you crying?
Do you ever dream of escaping?
Don't you ever dream of escaping...
Posted: 02 Aug 2005 15:09 [ permalink ]
On the throne of many hues, Immortal Aphrodite 
Child of Zeus weaving wiles--
I beg you not to subdue my spirit, Queen,
With pain or sorrow 

but come--if ever before 
having heard my voice from far away
you listened, and leaving your father's 
golden home you came


//

There's a moment when I look at you
And no speech is left in me.
My tongue breaks.
Then fire races under my skin and I tremble.
And grow pale for I am dying of such love
Or so it seems to me.
Posted: 14 Jul 2005 00:55 [ permalink ]
Mardus tells you 'sisältähän oon vaan pelokas pikkutyttö kyllä'
Posted: 21 Jun 2005 01:30 [ permalink ]
Lights are flashing around
you and emotions grow
you feel your heart
desires me you want it all
but I am just a person I am not a star 
this is not the real me
this is who you are
Posted: 19 Jun 2005 23:22 [ permalink ]
The apple falls far from the tree
she's rotten and so beautiful
I'd like to keep her here with me
and tell her that she's beautiful
She takes the pills to fall asleep
and dreams that she's invisible
Tormented dreams she stays awake
recalls when she was capable...
Posted: 07 Jun 2005 12:33 [ permalink ]
LORELAI: "Luke, will you marry me?"


YAY!
Posted: 09 May 2005 13:37 [ permalink ]
I am not yours you are not mine 
we're not together we're not fine
we're not anything it's all in your mind
I don't want you like you want me
we're not together we'll never be
we're not anything it's all in your mind
Posted: 31 Mar 2005 00:07 [ permalink ]
WILLOW: "Remember that little spat we had before you left?" (shot of Anya
watching nervously) "When you were under the delusion that you were still
relevant here?" (walking closer) "You called me a rank, arrogant amateur. Well
buckle up, Rupert..."

Suddenly a magic light from nowhere begins to light up Willow's body, and her
eyes go black again as a humming noise begins to rise in pitch and volume.

WILLOW: (deep resonant voice) "'Cause I've turned pro."
Posted: 22 Mar 2005 00:00 [ permalink ]
FRED: Will you kiss me?
Wesley kisses Fred on the lips tenderly and passionately.
FRED: (pulls back, looks down) Would you have loved me?
WESLEY: I've loved you since I've known you. No, that's not-I think maybe even
before.
FRED: (leans her forehead against his) I'm so sorry.
WESLEY: No, no, no.
FRED: (chokes on her coughs, crying) I need you to talk to my parents. They
have to know I wasn't scared, that it was quick. That I wasn't scared. (starts
convulsing) Oh, God.
WESLEY: (grabs her, looks into her eyes) You have to fight. You don't have to
talk, just concentrate on fighting. Just hold on.
FRED: (holding onto Wes's shoulders, looks into his eyes, quivering) I'm not
scared. I'm not scared. I'm not scared. (her grip softens, she can't hold
herself up) Please, Wesley, why can't I stay? (she goes still as Wes holds her
in his arms)
WESLEY: (looks at her limp body in his arms) Please... (hugs her) Please...
Posted: 12 Mar 2005 04:47 [ permalink ]
FRED: You know what they say about payback? Well, I'm the bitch.
Posted: 05 Mar 2005 20:00 [ permalink ]
ILLYRIA (to Spike): "Adaptation is compromise."
Posted: 28 Feb 2005 19:03 [ permalink ]
ILLYRIA: Wesley. (inspects his wound) This wound is mortal.
WESLEY: (he touches his wound) Aren't we all? (looks at her, smiles) It was
good... that you came.
ILLYRIA: I killed all mine, and I was...
WESLEY: Concerned?
ILLYRIA: I think so. But I can't help. You'll be dead within moments.
WESLEY: I know.
ILLYRIA: Would you like me to lie to you now?
WESLEY: (looks at her weakly) Yes. (closes his eyes in a slow, pained blink)
Thank you. Yes. (opens his eyes to see Fred's face, her hand stroking his
cheek) Hello there.
FRED: (trying to smile through her tears) Oh, Wesley. My Wesley.
WESLEY: Fred. (whispering) I've missed you.
FRED: (kisses his lips twice gently, sniffles, kisses his forehead) It's gonna
be OK. It won't hurt much longer, and then you'll be where I am. (crying)
We'll be together.
WESLEY: I-I love you.
FRED: (smiles through her tears) I love you. My love. Oh, my love.
Posted: 03 Feb 2005 20:31 [ permalink ]
You don't belong here. Did they tell you, you belonged here? Did they say this
was your home again? Were you offered pretty lies, little girl? Or did they
even give you a choice? You're the one who's barely here. Set on this earth
like a bubble. You won't even disturb the air when you go. 
Posted: 24 Jan 2005 01:29 [ permalink ]
Passion.
It lies in all of us.
Sleeping...
...waiting... And though unwanted...
...unbidden... it will stir...
...open its jaws, and howl.
It speaks to us... guides us... Passion rules us all. And we 
obey. What other choice do we have?
Passion is the source of our finest moments. The 
joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief.
It hurts sometimes more than we can bear.
If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know 
some kind of peace. But we would be hollow.
Empty rooms, shuttered and dank...
Without passion, we'd be truly dead.
Posted: 21 Jan 2005 15:40 [ permalink ]
Pretty Monday

I should be gloomy; I should be grim
I shouldn't care for a boy I'll call Him.
I shouldn't smile when he laughs at my joke
I shouldn't mind that my heart, he done broke.
I should be solemn, singing sad hymns
I shouldn't heart-flutter when at me he grins.
But today breezes take me from out of my mind
And tell me to worry some other time.
Posted: 05 Oct 2004 19:36 [ permalink ]
One tiny piece of metal destroys everything.
It ripped her insides out.. took her light away.
From me. From the world.
Now the one person who should be here is gone..
and a waste like you gets to live.
Posted: 21 Sep 2004 10:35 [ permalink ]
My Pulse

Something flickers in my hand
Between my finger and my thumb
Something leaping; something live
Between my finger and my thumb
My skin up close is a desert cracked
Between my finger and my thumb
Pink diamonds intersect with lines
Between my finger and my thumb
A beat that shows that I'm alive
Between my finger and my thumb
Blood that flows from feet to brain
Between my finger and my thumb
One life; one girl; one human shell
Between my finger and my thumb
Surrounded by shells just like my own
Between my finger and my thumb
A country, then soon a planet full
Between my finger and my thumb
And then black space expanding yet
Between my finger and my thumb
Filled with voids and exploding stars
Between my finger and my thumb
Who am I, in these endless skies?
Do I exist? The answer lies
Between my finger and my thumb.
Posted: 03 Sep 2004 01:20 [ permalink ]
The sheets above me 
cool my skin 
like dirt 
on a mad woman's grave 
I rise into 
the moonlight white 
and watch 
the mirror stare 
Pale fish looks 
back at me 
Pale fish that will 
never swim
My skin is milk 
for no man to drink 
My thighs unused 
unclenched 
This body is 
not ready yet 
But dirt waits for no 
woman 
and coins will 
buy no time 
I hear the chatter 
of the bugs. It's they alone 
will feast.
Posted: 31 Jul 2004 05:16 [ permalink ]
I sit alone at my
window sill
Trees crackle,
sunshine blares...
...and
children laugh like death
their sharp happiness is a
knife to me-
One jealous snake on a
window sill-
They will be here, trees and sun
and children with canes
and pruney skin
when I am but a memory
a laugh in the trees
of time. I sit alone
and try to love them
I sit alone, a snake
I sit alone and try to
love them
I sit alone
and laugh.