%Feldegast clears his throat.

%Feldegast takes a sip from a glass of water.

%Feldegast says 'thank you all for coming to see this play called 'Diary of
the (im)mortal' please enjoy'

%Feldegast bows gracefully.

%BatMUD - Login screen: ^o^

%Archwizard says 'ah my favourite login artwork'

%BatMUD - Please enter your name: Feltsu the Archwizard

%BatMUD - Password: stupidMortals1337

%BatMUD - Welcome back master Archwizard - God of BatMUD

%Feldegastius tells you 'Hey mister Archwizard, sir, could I please ask you
one question?'

%Archwizard says 'blah, now what'

%BatMUD - Enter command: tell feldegastius well you already asked, but sure go
right ahead
%BatMUD - You tell Feldegastius 'well you already asked, but sure go right
ahead'

%Feldegastius tells you 'Because I don't want to trouble you or anything, if
you're busy or something'

%Archwizard sighs deeply

%BatMUD - Yessunrise {bat}: so you guys watching the fin-rus ice hockey game?
not going too well :/

%BatMUD - Enter command: tell feldegastius just ask the question
%BatMUD - You tell Feldegastius 'just ask the question'

%Feldegastius tells you 'Okay so you are sure it won't trouble you if I ask
the question now?'

%Archwizard says 'oh ffs, what's wrong with this dude!'

%BatMUD - Haidel <bat>: yeah, it seems like finland is gonna lose this one :(

%BatMUD - Enter command: tell feldegastius you gonna ask that question or
what?
%BatMUD - You tell Feldegastius 'you gonna ask that question or what?'

%BatMUD - {bat}: Yessunrise agrees with Haidel fully.

%BatMUD - Uulaath <bat>: finland doesn't stand a chance

%BatMUD - Ahvenzurma [bat]: russia did another goal :(

%Feldegastius tells you 'Well my question is (if you can answer it, I
understand that you can be busy) is that I want to be a wizard, what should I
do?'

%BatMUD - Enter command: finger feldegastius
%BatMUD - Feldegastius is a level 4 mortal of the Orc race.
%BatMUD - He was created Tue May 25 17:02:46 2014 and he is 24min and 12s old.
%BatMUD - He has been on for 24min and 10s, not idle.
%BatMUD - He has killed: a hellhound pup [chained to the back.., 1116 exp
%BatMUD -
%BatMUD - Plan:
%BatMUD - >I am going to be an Archwizard! Just you watch!

%Archwizard says 'i hope this guy is kidding'

%Archwizard says 'that fin-rus game sucks'

%Archwizard takes a sip from his coffee mug labeled as 'MortalzAreWhinerz'

%BatMUD - Enter command: tell feldegastius well becoming a wizard can be a
very hard task, i think you should check out the help on that, can't remember
which one, read them all or something
%BatMUD - You tell Feldegastius 'well becoming a wizard can be a very hard
task, i think you should check out the help on that, can't remember which one,
read them all or something'

%Feldegastius tells you 'I have read all of them! And now I would like to
become a wizard, could you please promote me? If you're not too busy or
something.'

%Archwizard says 'that dude is never going to be wizzed'

%Archwizard says 'i swear.. if fin is not gonna get their act together i'm
going to..!'

%BatMUD - Yessunrise {bat}: omg, finland lost the game!

%BatMUD - Haidel <bat>: so it would it seem :(

%BatMUD - Inpherno (bat): yup

%BatMUD - Enter command: bat well this is it then!
%BatMUD - Feltsu <bat>: well this is it then!

%BatMUD - Enter command: run event multicoloured demons
%BatMUD - Starting event Multicoloured Demons ...

%BatMUD - Enter command: bat pray to your deities that finland wins ice hockey
world championship gold next year!
%BatMUD - Feltsu <bat>: pray to your deities that finland wins ice hockey
world championship gold next year!

%BatMUD - Yessunrise {bat}: darn, i lost most of my eq's!

%BatMUD - Inpherno (bat): nooo, years of hard work gone :(

%BatMUD - Porksar [bat]: i lost my kraftigar and i don't even watch hockey :(

%BatMUD - Enter command: quit
%BatMUD - Quitting...

%Feldegast bows gracefully.


thanks for reading! this was my bard quest performance to get to lvl 11! it
was my first time ever using / seeing the whole performance system, so please
forgive my stupidness if there was a mistake somewhere!