You tell Gurth 'play an april fools joke one me, oh powerful wiz ;)'
Gurth tells you 'i got laid!!!'
You tell Gurth 'good one!'
Gurth tells you ':D'

2802: Wandering skeleton of Henry

Kohothegreat {wanted}: some priest to give me handjob
You tell Kohothegreat 'it'll cost ya extra!'
Kohothegreat tells you '100k if you manage to give burgle arm!'
...
You start concentrating on the skill.
You have high hopes.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You slash you wrists and watch you life slowly ooze into a bowl. Carefully you
lift up the bowl toward the heavens and mutter a brief rite. Then you slowly
pour the congealing liquid over Kohothegreat's head. its complexion darkens
briefly, then quickly returns to normal.
You watch in shear amazement as another appendge sprouts from Kohothegreat's
body.
You are absolutely stunned and amazed and can only say 'Wow...'.
You exclaim '100k!'
You yell 'Gimme gimme gimme!!!'.
Kohothegreat hisses 'wow lucky bastard.'
You go 'MUAH'.
Bank transfer from Kohothegreat of 100000.00 gold

                  |  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken
--------------------------------------------------------------
1. Golloth        |     98.2908% |      0.0000% |      6.2615%
2. Hauhto         |      0.7089% |      4.1694% |     42.8159%
3. Soulkeeper     |      0.5799% |      0.0000% |     18.5133%
4. Emplate        |      0.2966% |      0.0000% |      3.1745%
5. Kekemon        |      0.1238% |      0.0000% |     19.2742%
6. Shamaatae      |      0.0000% |     76.5116% |      5.7543%
7. Rathon         |      0.0000% |     19.3189% |      4.2064%