refuel fire
 42124: Grondle Lynchmob the Giant 

XMas Clone...

You have a new reputation title.
'Annihilator'

You boom 'Headache, you say? Do I look like I give a damn.'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
HOLY SHIT! THAT GOAT GOT AN ARTILLERY BARRAGE RIGHT IN ITS ASS!
400 rep! :)

You boom 'I've got a big hard present for you.'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
The goat can barely stand! Word of your enormous manhood will surely spread!

You have a new reputation title.
'Nightmare'

Thanks Santa for the fucking match...

Today was one of those WTF moments in batlife.... 

%%%%%%% misses Elven chef.
Elven chef successfully dodges %%%%%%%'s slash.
Elven chef misses %%%%%%%.
Elven chef smacks %%%%%%%% making small marks.
Elven chef slaps %%%%%%%% making small marks.
Elven chef is noticeably hurt.
p' destroy armour cast!!!!
p' --,-'-{@ DEST ARMOUR @}-'-,--
Elven chef utters the magic words 'rikki ja poikki'
p' destroy armour cast!!!!
p' --,-'-{@ DEST ARMOUR @}-'-,--
%%%%%%%%'s Black Reaver's Axe is destroyed.
Chef eyes you.
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You are prepared to do the skill.
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You expose yourself to Elven chef.
Elven chef rampages towards you as he sees the opening.
Elven chef's hit barely nudges you.
You have Elven chef in the exact position you want him to be.
You go 'GOTCHA!' and strike your weapon into his skull putting his central
nerve
system out of order.
You incisively cut Elven chef crushing the skull, forcing brain tissue to fly
out.
You pierce Elven chef causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
%%%%%%%% strikes Elven chef causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Grondle party: destroy weapon cast!!!!

Elven chef is near death.
You hear a rat squeeking.
ack
You horribly shred Elven chef making the head explode from a MASSIVE acid
blast.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
A large hole replaces Elven chef's face.
Elven chef is DEAD, R.I.P.
You ack.
WTF!!  11535: Elven chef preparing dinner    

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about attack.

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about combat sense.

Gurth tells you 'damn your clone is mean'

You have a new reputation title.
   'Deathbringer'

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about rescue.

Experience gained: 1094316
Gold difference: +50371.00

Desolathya
apes and sunder.

Laenor
Midian, are, mithil and ranger.

Rothikgen
aldor, barbs, eowyns, mirk, rferry, tundra and xan.

You have memorized (13/23) locations.

You score a *BELL* *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Banshee causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Experience gained: 1365490

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You are prepared to do the skill.
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You push Bear with a bone crushing sound.
Congratulations! You have just completed Push 10!

finnally got middle aged!

Experience gained: 1770285

You have a new reputation title.
'Groo's Favoured'

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about fire walking.    !!!WOOOOOOO

This looks like an ordinary wooden box with a lid that can be opened and
closed.
This item is in superb condition.
It looks light weight.
Box contains:
Ancient book of knowledge (friendly)
A pile of silver coins

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Experience gained: 1089916

Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your Black Reaver's Axe from getting
scratched.

Raven Guard shouts 'I butchered Xyloid for breakfast, who's up for dinner?'
Ghost of Xyloid ghost: its Diggas!

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about torch creation.
woooo.....

You take a pile of silver coins and Ancient book of knowledge (friendly) from
a
small metal chest (almost empty).

You have a new reputation title.
   'Mountain Crusher'

From the present falls The Trilloch's sword

You exclaim 'Strap on and feel the G's!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
The goat can barely stand! Word of your enormous manhood will surely spread!

You have a new reputation title.
'Walking Earthquake'

You feel your cumliness has improved.

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You are prepared to do the skill.
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You hit Trak fiercely with great axe and also hit him solidly with the
backswing, causing horrible gouges.
You hit Trak hard with axe and also hit him lightly with the backswing with
extra efficiency, slicing away chunks of flesh.
Trak's screams of agony deafen you as you cruelly chop him to little pieces!

You tear Giant snapping a collarbone.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you horribly shred Giant causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you incisively cut Giant causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Giant's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Giant is DEAD, R.I.P.

Your thing gets damaged
it's now in fine condition.

Damn, I knew i should have worn a condom

Smurf is DEAD, R.I.P.  exp: 350743 17233

nice smurf...

Experience gained: 1195397
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1024642
Gold difference: +73538.00

You feel like you just got slightly better in short blades.


Woooooo!

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about location memory.

You take a pile of batium coins and Ancient book of knowledge (friendly) from
a
small metal chest (almost empty).

Experience gained: 814455

You are satiated, old and brave.

sniff, sniff

New areas explored: 115

Love explore resets :)

Obvious exits are: u, n, s and e.
A bronze javelin
Two 7 platinum coins
A pile of bronze coins
A huge pile of mowgles coins
A wood target shield
A steel boot

Two 7 platinum coins??

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p' AAARRGH! My red christmas hat was destroyed!!
Your red christmas hat breaks into zillions of pieces.
sniff :(

Experience gained: 1373395
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1514973

You take a pile of bronze coins and Ancient book of knowledge (friendly) from
a
small wooden box (almost empty).

Doar exclaims 'Crap! The Conqueror!'
You can see your opponent's weakness, and with a fierce roar, you LEAP
to attack!
Doar PANICS and tries to flee, but trips all over his feet!
You pounce on Doar and start tearing at his throat!
Doar is terrified and pinned down and unable to fight back!
You pierce Doar making an artery explode.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Doar causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Elmoth slashes Doar causing a first degree acid burn.
Smiling devilishly Elmoth SAVAGELY SHREDS Doar causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Doar's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Doar is DEAD, R.I.P.

You have a new reputation title.
'The Conqueror'

Experience gained: 1249665
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 2000000

Grondle reaches the final level of the guild!

Joined barbs     Tue Jun 21 00:13:02 2005.
Well, that took forever! :)  Barbs finally done!

Experience gained: 1408921
Experience lost: 0

p' Full HPs
Experience gained: 1003252
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1179554
Gold difference: +49404.00

You jump up and begin dancing around the room.
You start hooting and howling loudly and begin hopping around.
Then you start crashing into everything and everyone in the room.
Finally, in a climax of emotion you raise your weapons
in the air and shout 'FOR GROO!'
You barbaric senses take over you!
You headbutt your head three times rapidly in the ground and go 'GROO GROO
GROO!'
YOU FEEL AS IF YOU WERE GROO HIMSELF!

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY REND Bride of Annihilation causing heart
tissue
to fly everywhere.

You look around and find a suitable spot on the ground to rest for
a little while.
You lie down and begin to rest for a while.
Your mastery of camping allows you to sleep extra soundly.
You are resting and can do nothing.
You stumble and nearly fall down.

A sudden *WHOOOOOSH* of energy assails you!
That really HURT!
Your skin is CHARRED severily!
p' Came out of Stun!
You are no longer stunned.
p' Came out of Stun!
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.
Player city vortex got me....

You receive 21 taskpoints for your donation to BatMUD.

You receive 218 taskpoints for your donation to BatMUD.

You have a new reputation title.
'The Destroyer'

You exclaim 'Knock, knock. Guess who!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
HOLY SHIT! THAT GOAT GOT AN ARTILLERY BARRAGE RIGHT IN ITS ASS!
348 rep!

You exclaim 'This might sting a little!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
HOLY SHIT! THAT GOAT GOT AN ARTILLERY BARRAGE RIGHT IN ITS ASS!
372 rep! :P

You exclaim 'I heard yer dreaming of a white xmas!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
AH! The goat's tears of anguish feed your reputation!

Ramon tells you 'Come to meet me and we will talk business. I am in Bat City.'

You exclaim 'Here comes Santa Claus!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU ARE A NO GOOD HELLBOUND SAVAGE! NICELY DONE!

search water

You find nothing but dust.

You exclaim 'This won't hurt a bit!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU ARE A NO GOOD HELLBOUND SAVAGE! NICELY DONE!

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you SAVAGELY SHRED First Mate Roscoe causing the head to
explode from a poison blast.

You boom 'I'll plant my seed of love.'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
You totally defiled that goat

Experience gained: 1437144
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1056931

You have a new reputation title.
'Flattener of Cities'

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY REND Mage causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

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You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Marya causing brain cells to die from
infection.

Experience gained: 1022959

Experience gained: 1347366
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1000000
Gold difference: +101436.00

Experience gained: 1032376
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1668502

Experience gained: 1003123