When you can't run, you crawl;
When you can't crawl, you find someone to carry you.

I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky

I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off a camaros hood

I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on
I wish I was the verb to trust and never let you down

I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up
I wish...
I wish...

(01:41) Nazrix tells you 'i have brain problems'

Mikaiyla tells you 'well your banned from newbie for a while'
Ah, my first channelban... Mikaiyla stole my channel virginity :P

Info: You feel bisexual tonight.

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PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20)
        Take the high road, look for the good things, carry the
American Express card and a weapon.  The world is yours today, as
nobody else wants it.  Your mortgage will be foreclosed.  You will
probably get run over by a bus.
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Xortoth shouts 'I fart in your general direction, Hobbes!'

%MacGyver shouts 'What a nice day, I'll go fish and get the dinner stuff!'
%MacGyver walks to the beach
%MacGyver whistles and thinks about the romantic evening to come
%MacGyver pushes the boat into the water
%MacGyver starts rowing
%MacGyver says 'It's a great day to grab some pikes...'
%MacGyver says 'I can't wait to meet Pete!'
%MacGyver smiles
%MacGyver acks
%MacGyver says 'There's something big!!'
%MacGyver shouts 'What can it be??'
%MacGyver pulls the body into the boat
%MacGyver shouts 'OH MY GOSH!'
%MacGyver shouts 'It's Murdoc!!'
%MacGyver cheers and claps his hands
%MacGyver shouts 'Finally he's dead and I found his body!'
%MacGyver cackles
%MacGyver says 'I'm going to surprise Pete this evening...'
%MacGyver lands his boat and drags the body in the cabin
%PeteThornton arrives to the cabin
%MacGyver shouts 'Hello Pete!'
%PeteThornton shouts 'Hello MacGyver!'
%MacGyver says 'I prepared some food for us!'
%PeteThornton says 'sounds great!'
%MacGyver says 'Come to the kitchen with me.'
%PeteThornton walks to the kitchen with MacGyver
%MacGyver shouts 'Surprise!!'
%PeteThornton says 'what a beautiful decoration you have here!'
%MacGyver brings the plate to the table
%PeteThornton says 'what4s that dish! It smells delicious!'
%MacGyver reveals the head of Murdoc!
%PeteThornton gasps for air
%MacGyver says 'I made this only for you!'
%PeteThornton stares MacGyver thankfully
%MacGyver strokes Pete's bald head
%PeteThornton says 'Angus, I have been thinking about you lately...'
%MacGyver says 'Please, tell me what it is...?'
%PeteThornton says 'It4s just that...I am...'
%MacGyver says 'oh, the phone!I'll answer...'
%PeteThornton hates the interruption
%MacGyver picks up the phone
%PeteThornton waits
%MacGyver hears Murdock's evil laughter
%PeteThornton hears the laughter and faints
%MacGyver faints

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You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
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Kops tells you 'Hobbes's beliefs are too weird for you to tempt. :O'
Kops tells you 'i tried to tempt you but it didn4t work :('
Kops tells you 'i4ll try again'
Kops tells you 'no, you4re too weird :D'
Kops tells you 'hmmmmm..i really wonder what kind of weird thoughts you have
:D'

(01:46) Caruth tells you 'yes I make this reinc last with this name'
(01:47) Caruth tells you 'eternal exp -> rebirth'
(01:47) Caruth tells you 'then I will be newbie just like you!'
(01:47) Caruth tells you 'nono, more newbie than you!'
(01:48) Caruth tells you 'asking and whining hobbes then to take me to exp
    making :D'

(11:13) Ssmud tells you 'All the girls in Paris France'
(11:13) Blackstar tells you 'Love to do the Can Can Dance'
(11:13) Ssmud tells you 'Kick their legs up in the air'
(11:13) Blackstar tells you 'Shake, shake, shake their derrier'
(11:13) Ssmud tells you 'If you go to Paris France'
(11:13) Blackstar tells you 'You can do the Can Can dance'
(11:13) Ssmud tells you 'Easy now as un deux trois'
(11:13) Blackstar tells you 'Everybody ooh la la'
(11:14) Ssmud tells you 'Do the CAN CAN'
(11:14) Blackstar tells you 'Kick your legs up in the air'
(11:14) Ssmud tells you 'Do the CAN CAN'
(11:14) Blackstar tells you 'Shake, shake, shake your derriere'
(11:14) Ssmud tells you 'Oh can you do the CAN CAN?'
(11:14) Blackstar tells you 'if you CAN then I CAN'
(11:14) Ssmud tells you 'I can CAN CAN if you CAN CAN'
(11:14) Blackstar tells you 'CAN you CAN CAN?'
(11:14) Ssmud tells you 'Oh we can do the CAN CAN'
(11:14) Blackstar tells you 'Yes oui we we CAN CAN'
(11:14) Ssmud tells you 'We can CAN CAN'
(11:14) Blackstar tells you 'Yes oui we CAN CAN'
(11:14) Ssmud tells you 'I can Can Can, you can Can Can, he can Can Can, she
can Can Can'
(11:14) Blackstar tells you 'Mon ami, in Gay Paris, it's tres chic chic, oui
oui, we Can Can'
(11:14) Ssmud tells you 'Everybody do the Can Can'
(11:14) Blackstar tells you 'Ooh the Maitre d' even he can Can Can'
(11:14) Ssmud tells you 'We can Can Can yes we can can Can Can!'
(11:14) Blackstar tells you 'Music from: http://batusa.dyndns.org:2100/can-can.
mp3'