fixed and i blame the tower builder who thought it would be funny to name it
little hitler
bastard

stuff has hit the fan
laptop fan not working, cleaned it a while ago, should do again but it's
TERRIFYING to me *i'm soooooo sure i'll just f*ck up my laptop and then be
completely cut off from the internets* hell's to the naw
so while i'm spazzing out i go aha! i still have that desktop! *apparently
last time i was on was 2009--oh shit*
... what's my password again? yeah so i'm locked out of my old computer cause
i don't remember the password or what the password hint was referencing so for
anybody who knows about password recovery without OS disc *hint hint nudge
nudge (totally bought this from a friend when i broke my old laptop)* please
help, just send me a mail or tell and hopefully my laptop doesn't explode
i know as much about computers as my coworkers who are playing farmville on
facebook *i just have better taste in games*
if i had a life i might be able to get help from ppl i actually know :(

is it bad when merchs you run to for shipwork flee when you log on?

You feel a godly presence inside you. You feel good!
You feel that you can defend better.
You feel you are more resistant to cold.
You feel you are more resistant to poison.

16 mins 8)

I LIVE!!!
Started playing Magic with some coworkers at lunch so now when i come home i
work on my decks *which takes forever I's gots a few cards <.<* then go pass
out because i work at hell

standing up is always entertaining cause i sits on the ground going through my
cards and ridding myself of 20pct of my water weight through my nose *how the
hell I go through 20 rolls of toilet paper with allergies and still have a
nose?* and then try to stand up and all my work soreness mixes with wtf am i
on the floor soreness and kaboom! drunken staggering accompanied by tortured
bellowing that sounds like "Ouch!"

You feel slightly blessed.
is that like feeling slightly bloated or slightly gassy?

Bought some pizza *domino's* and i'm eating it with a knife and fork cause
it's hot and brooklyn (?) style and then i look at my empty plate and BAM
i slaughtered a tomato! It's pleas fell on deaf ears as i reveled in its
misery, eviscerating it with glee

glance back at the plate later and BAM
my plate has turned into a used pad. with polka dots U by kotex

i has bad imagination :( it's evil and sneak attacks me :(

********************** Round 1 **********************
Tower guard misses you.
You successfully dodge Tower guard's claw.
Tower guard misses you.
Tower guard tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you chasm Tower guard causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you rive Tower guard causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Tower guard stops existing in this reality.

never been on this side of that kind of ass-whooping...
do the monsters get confused? like dang, thought she'd last longer

allergies were kicking my ASS
came home, modified my magic decks then went to sleep for how long?

anywho story time! my old manager shared this with me:
two southern belles were talking about their marriages
The first says: for our fifth wedding aniversary my husband bought me a mink
coat.
The second says: that's nice
The first says: for our tenth wedding anniversary my husband bought me a
diamond ring
The second says:that's nice
the first says: for our fifteenth wedding anniversary my husband bought me a
jaguar
the second says: that's nice
the first says: well, what did your husband buy you
the second says my husband sent me to finishing school
the first: well, whyever for?
the second says: before i'd say fuck you, but now i say "that's nice"

The troll almost bites your ear off!

The Mike Tyson jokes are still going strong O.O

You feel the presence of the dark gods!
You feel your body has improved.
You feel your speed has improved.
You feel your stamina has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to cold.
You feel you are more resistant to electricity
15mins O.O

********************** Round 1 **********************
Grinning diabolically Sentry powerfully perforates you causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.
That really HURT!
Sentry pricks you inducing a nasty lesion.
Sentry tastes you causing a small wound.
You shred Sentry causing a small wound.
You smack Sentry making small marks.
hp: 285 (813) [-528]

ow

M tells you 'lol fumnbled make scar and removed a scar from myselflhd'

Kahmuli K the Fluffy Giant Sheep
RUN, SHEEP, RUN!!!!
don't let the barbarians get you! oh the things they would do :(

Dapper peasant leaves out.
cheater

Guardian ant bites at you, injuring your side.

Your skin MELTS exposing your internal organs!

You call upon the Dark Gods for help. Feeling that you could do some more
damage
in the world they decide to heal you so you can continue with your evil ways.

sweet

-- 5 iceburst
 -- 5 shockwave
 -- 5 corrode
 -- 5 burst
 -- 5 grapeshot
 -- 5 ranged
 -- 25 standard
 -- 5 poison
 -- 5 concussion
 -- 5 sureshot
x2 XD

********************** Round 1 **********************
Chimera really tastes you inducing a nasty lesion.
Chimera misses you.
Chimera misses you.
Chimera thrusts you inducing a nasty lesion.
Chimera gasps you sparking a limb to slice open.
Your armours absorb some of the damage.
You miss Chimera.
hp: 651 (813) [-162] sp: 460 (460) [] ep: 323 (323) cash: 0 [] exp: 53317 []
Chimera is in excellent shape (100%).
You are prepared to do the skill.
You charge towards your enemy, but alas -- a clean miss.

'Shadowmere', a radiating wyrm [Rider: You]
I'm so lame that the thought of getting a chimera in a year or two makes me
feel like a bad ass

The ground begins to tremble beneath your feet!
As you look up, you see a bright light rising from Arelium, in all colors of
the rainbow!
The light slowly begins to fade, with first the blues disappearing, and then
the oranges and yellows, until finally there is just a single beam of red
light. And then, finally that fades as well...
Something rare and unusual has definitely just happened.

i'm on luce and for some odd reason whenever the game does something like this
i freeze and wonder what i broke this time :(

Outside you think you hear november rain.
ah nostalgia

Tarli  * Master Chicken Slayer *  the azure Barsoomian abomination < oih >
(horny).
sorry but that looks awesome to me

today i see 444 over and over and over in my xp in my health my mana,
seriously?
messed up my input and dorked around
died a few times and lost enough xp i'm over 3M in loss this reinc
but raped drawbridge O.O

27 March 2013
rest in peace turtle :(

lost my sbags and 60+kilos of junk i kept for the sake of having it :(

'Shadowmere', a flaming wyrm [Leader: You]
This place is cloaked in darkness. Moving shadows
make your head spin and it is really hard to determine what
is real and what isn't. You should be extremely careful here.
Everything seems to have become black and white.
The colours were left behind. It is very chilly here as if you
had turned into a ghost yourself. You hear wailing voices of
a chorus singing. Perhaps they are calling for you?!
This is the shrine of the village. The building is made
of stone and therefore is not burning. The shrine is
quite small and simple. The only decoration is a large
wooden star hanging from the eastern wall.
Obvious exit is: out.

'Shadowmere', a flaming wyrm
This place is cloaked in darkness. Moving shadows
make your head spin and it is really hard to determine what
is real and what isn't. You should be extremely careful here.
Everything seems to have become black and white.
The colours were left behind. It is very chilly here as if you
had turned into a ghost yourself. You hear wailing voices of
a chorus singing. Perhaps they are calling for you?!
This is the shrine of the village. The building is made
of stone and therefore is not burning. The shrine is
quite small and simple. The only decoration is a large
wooden star hanging from the eastern wall.
Obvious exit is: out.

fucker get down here!

You find a small safe, and start rifling through the contents.
You find 3794 platinum.
You find a silver coin.
You also find a supply of cannon ammunition.

You place the coin on the helm, and it disappears, adding 6 training points.

fuq you hemet's glory you aggro piece of shite!!!!

U------ 'anyone can type kill monster, only 2 people in batmud
can make a social party work'

like a boss 8)

You feel slightly blessed.
sp: -1509 (460) [-1969]
ffs keep your blessings?!

You feel a godly presence. You feel refreshed!
You feel that you are tougher.
You feel your mind has improved.
You feel your will power has improved.
You now regain mana faster.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You drive your Shadowmere against Ruby drake in a ferocious clash.
You manage to hit your foe with frosty three bladed halberd as you pass by.
You manage to hit your foe with hook-shaped polearm as you pass by.
Ruby drake shatters limbs and falls in a heap on the ground, whimpering.

You feel the presence of the dark gods!

You feel your mind has improved.

You feel you are more resistant to electricity.

You feel more proficient in Dark meditation.

You feel more proficient in Cause critical wounds.

Tower guard arrives from northwest.

i am REALLY good at pissing ppl off oO

Ulath shouts 'New Pope has been chosen! And to confirm the selection, you will
 all dance in a silly fashion now.'
Ulath shouts 'Halt!'
You exclaim 'Hammerzeit!'
You dance stupidly.

cause obviously i have nothing better to do than blog interesting events

after nigh on 20 attempts....

You try to force the chest with your weapon.
The weapon gives you extra leverage!
You force hard and manage to bust the chest open!
A burst of electricity from the chest surges through your body!!
That really HURT!
You lose your muscle control as electricity JOLTS through you!
You are knocked off your mount!
lead shadowmere
You begin to lead shadowmere.
hp: 19 (765) [-690]

POP goes the weasel, b*tch!

Precarious ledge.
At the northern extent of this chamber along one of the narrowest sections of
the ledge is a dark wooden door with an iron door knob. Surrounding it, the
tall walls run circularly parallel to the ledge. When the pillar is below the
level of the ledge, the opposing side of the chamber is visible and the
chamber appears much larger.
An eerie red light emanates from the surrounding obsidian. 
A tall oak door (closed) leads north.
Obvious exits are: se and sw.
'Shadowmere', a flaming wyrm [Rider: You]

You fall into the chasm!
You are now off your mount.

Falling through the darkness!.
The circular wall rushes by in nothing short of a blur! And the only thing
more scary than that is the speed at which the ground must be rushing upward!
The air is very cool and provides little force of resistance as it rushes by!
Darkness turns a deaf ear to short-lived screams and panic that follow the
falling mass!
An eerie red light emanates from the surrounding obsidian. 
There are no obvious exits.

This is the first time you've been here.
You stop floating and fall very quickly!
You flail wildly about as you fall!
lead shadowmere
You can only flail about as you fall!
Very loud noises echo between the walls.
You flail wildly about as you fall!
You flail wildly about as you fall!
hp: 797 (797) [] sp: 456 (456) [] ep: 269 (321) cash: 20000 [] exp: 99863
[+2928]
You flail wildly about as you fall!
You slam into the pillar!

Top of a large pillar.
With the exception of its center, the top of this sliding pillar is completely
smooth. It is very wide and enclosed by the chasm that it slides within. At
each level, the pillar is close enough to its surroundings to provide almost
intimate contact. Its smooth movement despite its massive size could only have
been achieved by very powerful magic forces.
An eerie red light emanates from the surrounding obsidian. 
There are no obvious exits.
hp: 423 (797) [-374] sp: 456 (456) [] ep: 269 (321) cash: 20000 [] exp: 99863
[]

Sentry leaves down.

that's new oO

You are done with the chant.
You draw door frames in the air and utter 'prtolala offf pwerrrr' (dimension
door)
You fail miserably in your spell.
Your dimension door was successful, it created an inter-dimensional rift.
You are pulled in!
You feel like you just saved some spell points!
sp: 401 (456) [-55]

bought maple finished crown
.... it really does taste like maple syrup
Look, ma! It's whiskey! For breakfast! XD

Your equipment frame gets damaged; it's now in good condition.

dammit >.<

whiskey and tea with agave my farts are kicking my ascots are pretentious

.... fuq i'm drunk

You emote to Fenster 'sprays you with diarrhea.'
You tell Fenster 'excuse me XD'
Fenster touches you on the butt.
Fenster snickers at you.
You emote to Fenster 'sprays you with diarrhea.'
You tell Fenster 'excuse me XD'
Fenster humps your butt like a dog.

everyone warns you about fins...

Fenster tells you 'my first good laugh all day'

urm ... had a wand (unidentified) in hold, almost sold it doing manifest,
denied manifest then went to move it to different hold and it was labeled O.O
not sure if someone snuck on my ship or if manifest id'd the wand O.O

um so thanks and omg scary if it was someone O.O

********************** Round 1 **********************
Grinning diabolically Tower warrior whacks you causing a limb to fly off.
That really HURT!
You become somewhat confused, losing your edge.
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
Tower warrior strokes you sparking a limb to slice open.
Tower warrior tastes you producing large scratches.
Tower warrior successfully dodges your futile pierce.
You incise Tower warrior producing large scratches.
Tower warrior successfully parries your bludgeon.
 ...AND counterattacks with ferocity.
hp: 286 (797) [-405]

goddamn O.O

You feel a godly presence. You feel refreshed!
You feel your mind has improved.
You feel your will power has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to magic.
You now heal faster.
13+ mins

Ms. Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell *ding ding*
Ms. Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hell-
o operator, give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me i'll kick you from --
behind the fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass
Ms. Suzy fell upon it and broke her little--
ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their--
flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park
Ms. Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the--
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark Dark--
DARK is like a movie, dark is like a show
Dark is like a theatre and that's all--
I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister with the 80mi bra!

You sniff the air around the smurf and almost fall in ecstasy of it.

i'm such a fatty :( and i've got coffee for the cake too XD

Lythlandria tells you 'The following messages seem to vibrate from porcelain
jar of orange salve:'
Lythlandria tells you 'It is called salve and identified as 'jar', 'porcelain
jar', 'salve', 'orange salve' and 'jar of orange salve'.'
Lythlandria tells you 'It is a weak salve.'
Lythlandria tells you 'It will stop some adverse reations to dim light.'
Lythlandria tells you 'Jillian did the heroic deed to bring this piece of
equipment before you and it has been in the game for 6d, 8h, 39min and 39s. It
is almost weightless, very small, in great condition, it's BRAND NEW, made of
25% garnet, 50% porcelain, 25%'
Lythlandria tells you 'vegetation, worth 66 gold and of flawed quality.'

i finds weird stuff

You sacrifice diamond.
A weapon appears between your feet.
an iron ranseur

um.....

Demon of justice arrives from north.
that's never happened before oO

get ass from shadowmere
You take Franz's ass from 'Shadowmere', a flaming wyrm

felt awkward after i realized the way i typed the command

Smurfette screams 'You're hurting me, you rapist!'

bitch my tits are bigger than yours not interested

You SAVE against POISON.

O.O the gods smile down upon meh!!!

Papa smurf throws a bottle at you, but misses.
the frig?

Your last login was from 108.65.64.252
Moving to starting location.


You wear Ebony Bracers.
You wear Flute of the Slave's sigh.
You wear Flute of the Slave's sigh.
You wear Collar of the CatDemon.
You wear snakeskin belt <red glow>.
You wear the bracelets of axidia <red glow>.
You wear Crown of Sorrows..  The Blood Crown <red glow>.
You wear pendant of safety <red glow>.
You wear Where i put my Mats [Made by: Fenster] labeled as CraP.
You wear black nylon stockings.
You wield frosty three bladed halberd <purple glow> in your right hand.
You wear great yellow boots.
You wear flowing silk cloak with spider ornament at back <red glow>.
You wear A crimson coat, made from the finest silk.
You wield ruby long spear labeled as s1 <purple glow> in your left hand.
You wear ring of infravision.
You wear a pretty silver ring.
A hexagonal pewter wand of 'restore' (3/100) explodes!
Jillian is already in her normal form.
A dull cedar wand of 'make scar' (3/100) explodes!
You are scarred.

Shasti tells you 'Drifter swore to kill you. We can take care of her for a
meager sum of 15292 gold pieces. It's a real bargain!'

cheapest ad yet, that's like getting a new mercedes for 500 dollars oO the
hell

You feel a godly presence. You feel refreshed!
You feel your comeliness has improved.
Cha: Gorgeous (104++)
from like 80 XD

Carl is near death (5%).
You are using 'rampage'.
Carl leaves north.
north
Your movement prevents you from doing the skill.
Albert steps in your way. 'I'm sorry, but I cannot
allow you to pass.

The BAT Titanik flies away to the skies.

blogging it just to make sure i'm not THAT tired

You feel the presence of the dark gods!
You feel that you are better protected.
You feel that you are tougher.
You feel you are more resistant to fire.
You feel you are more resistant to acid.

11:30ish

remembered funny story i heard on radio
the djs were talking about asking questions from your spouses and getting
answers you don't want XD
man lies awake one night and turns to his wife, he asks her:
if i die would you get remarried?
she says, 'i'm still young so i guess so...'
him:would you let him drive my car? her: yeah i guess
him: would he live here? her: yeah probably
him: would you let him use my golf clubs her: your golf clubs?
him: yeah her: no
him: ... why? you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs? her: no
her: he's left handed
XD XD XD XD

The worker ant bites your eye!

the fuq is it doing oO

Wanna hear a clean joke?
A boy took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles was the girl next door.

Jillian [party]: is there a way to steal my mana to give to maraqita?
Maraqita [party]: there is
Maraqita spreads her fingers and whispers 'enfuego delmigo' (drain ally)
Maraqita puts a hand on your chest and you feel your energy flowing through
it.
hp: 696 (860) [-133] sp: 323 (456) [-133] ep: 220 (348) cash: 0 [] exp: 783525
[]
Jillian [party]: without killing me
Jillian [party]: -.-
Jillian [party]: seriously
Maraqita [party]: it won't kill you =)
Erygon (party): yep, but we do it anyway :)
Jillian [party]: sure it won't
Maraqita [party]: yet

Jillian [party]: where's my mount
Kohothegreat {party}: under you?
Jillian [party]: getting pony
Jillian [party]: no
Kohothegreat {party}: ah behind you
Jillian [party]: Saddle up!
Jillian [party]: when'd that happen
Kohothegreat {party}: did it have strap-on
Maraqita [party]: centaurs "riding"
Kohothegreat {party}: it wanted to give reach around
Jillian [party]: i has no penis :(
Kohothegreat {party}: you should update your plan then!
Jillian [party]: oh yeah XD

********************** Round 4 **********************
Shadowmere swears and seems to be somewhat confused.

she could talk this WHOLE time and she hasn't said fuck all to me
well fuck you too -.- XD XD XD

bad nun...
You tell Requiem (dead) 'hold on'
You tell Requiem (dead) 'nm XD'
You tell Requiem (dead) 'i'm here for raisers if no one else is raising, sorry
thought you had one'
Wispy shades of Requiem tells you 'fuck you then.'

toper offered so i stepped back so they could get a real rais Oo
you'd think a nun would appreciate courtesy and concern for the well-being of
others a bit more Oo

Troll flaps arms and utters the magic words 'krkx mar nak grttzt' (summon
carnal spores)
A summon carnal spores hits you.
That really HURT!
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
You are knocked off your mount!
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
hp: 70 (797) [-454]

how the hell trolls get all the best spells -.-

i'd like to take this time to curse puppaz
found a lamb and while i killed it i was screaming "SAVE THE SHEEP!!! SAVE THE
SHEEP!"

You feel the presence of the dark gods!
You feel you are more resistant to fire.
You feel you are more resistant to asphyxiation.
You feel you are more resistant to psychic powers.
You now heal faster.

line before this?
You fart accursedly.
XD

You feel a godly presence. You feel refreshed!
You feel that you are better protected.
You feel your stamina has improved.
You feel your mind has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to electricity.
You feel you are more resistant to psychic powers.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You swing your foot heavily, and *SLAM* it against moneybox!
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your moneybox from getting scratched.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You swing your foot against moneybox with a brutal force!
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your moneybox from getting scratched.

yes took me this long *longer* to figure out i hadn't dropped it yet XD



You are prepared to do the skill.
You swing your foot against moneybox with a brutal force!
A burst of foul gas emerges from the moneybox filling the room.
It hurts to breathe!
The gas makes you choke!!!
That really HURT!
Your mount throws you!
hp: 290 (797) [-507]

Troll clenches his fists and yells 'tora tora tora' (psychic crush)
A psychic crush hits you.
That really HURT!
You feel excruciating PAIN in your head!
You are knocked off your mount!
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
You get stunned as your mind is utterly devastated!
You are no longer stunned.
You feel your head clearing up.
hp: 59 (797) [-522] sp: 427 (456) [] ep: 286 (320) cash: 0 [] exp: 36746 []

a gigantic silvery wyrm (endangered)
cast mellon collie at wyrm
You are done with the chant.
You utter the magic words 'Zmasching Pupkins's infanitsadnnes' (mellon collie)
You successfully depress Shadowmere.



'Shadowmere', a flaming wyrm [Rider: You]

well fuq XD

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19:10   10348: A guard making sure noone bothers the nobles

i killed him O.O
i've been more willing to harrasss alucard then mess with the happy guard
cause he's all good positive and scary to me XD

********************** Round 2 **********************
Jimi lacerates Shadowmere making small marks.
Jimi bites Shadowmere making small marks.
Jimi successfully parries your bludgeon.
Jimi is in excellent shape (95%).
You are using 'rampage'.
Jimi rolls his eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (golden arrow)
A golden arrow hits you.
That really HURT!
You feel that Jillian is in great pain.
You are about to DIE!
********************** Round 3 **********************

... first run started with skill and in second round he casts golden arrow O.O
the fuq

Diamond drake pricks you causing a small wound.
Diamond drake pricks you inducing a nasty lesion.
You try to dodge, but Diamond drake is not fooled.
Grinning diabolically Diamond drake rips you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
That really HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
hp: 32 (797) [-440]

Servant fills up his cheeks with air and exhales 'fzz zur semen' (acid arrow)
Servant's fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as he casts the
spell.
Servant grins as his acid arrow hits Shadowmere.
sorry sweetie :( better you than me <.<

Torso maker evaporates silently.

you will be remembered T.T

You are prepared to do the skill.
You approach the trusty an iron cooking stove (lit) to do some serious
cooking!
You grab your a set of cooking utensils.
You broil your brown ovoid, brown ovoid and brown ovoid carefully.
After some time, a wonderful smell fills your nostrils. A stewed rabbit is
ready!

hp: 1 (785) [-85] sp: 329 (455) [] ep: 318 (319) cash: 0 [] exp: 79899 []
heehee

You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You approach the trusty an iron cooking stove (lit) to do some serious
cooking!
You grab your a set of cooking utensils.
You sautee your screaming bodypart, screaming bodypart and screaming bodypart
carefully.
After some time, a wonderful smell fills your nostrils. A cold macaroni is
ready!

Magician of good mutters the holy words 'Ez' div' (dispel evil)
Air crackles around Magician of good as extra amount of power merges into him
spell.
A dispel evil hits you.
That really HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You are knocked off your mount!
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
hp: 5 (874) [-580] sp: 381 (419) [] ep: 222 (330) cash: 0 [] exp: 7718 []

You feel a godly presence. You feel refreshed!
You feel that you can defend better.
You feel that you are tougher.
You feel your body has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to poison.
You now heal faster.
You feel more proficient in Cure serious wounds.

whatever i did i did it well O.O

Mind owl inhales deeply and exhales psychic energy at Jillian and Shadowmere!

Strong suicidal tendencies tear your ego!

You tell Eronk and Pils 'a large white and blue owl'
You tell Eronk and Pils 'wants me to quote desc?'
Eronk tells Pils and you 'what does it do -.-'
You tell Eronk and Pils 'it's pretty so i told pils'
You tell Eronk and Pils 'NO clue XD just has scary desc, outerworld monster
just sitting here'
Pils tells Eronk and you 'hehe quote 'look at owl' emoteto pils'
Pils tells you 'did you use consider.. what does it say?'
You tell Pils 'quite skilled'
You tell Pils 'but i'm hyper inflated'
You tell Eronk and Pils 'i assumed it was the owl version of giant rare crab'
[19:50]:Hair (wanted): i think it goes "Give a hoot, I'm crushing your head!
CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH!"
'This owl is somewhat larger than eagle-owl. Its plumage is mostly white from'
'the front side and its backside is deep blue. Its eyes are very large and'
'electric blue in colour, and somehow you feel compelled to return its stare.'
You emote to Pils 'It has sharp claws, but somehow you feel that is not what
makes this owl'
'dangerous.'
She is in excellent shape.'

Ramjett (mechamagically intensified) shouts 'Unless you have 100 Combat Sense 
you are bad and should feel bad.'
and here i was upset about dying so much :(

You take a metal tipped whip from 'Shadowmere', a shimmering wyrm.
You whip with a vicious flick of the wrist, aiming for the rear...
Lanaya whimpers for more!
You give a metal tipped whip to Shadowmere.

right after godly presence XD

Omnos tells you 'Str: Divine (227+++), Dex: Unearthly (217+++), Con: Divine
(252+++), Int: Decent (72), Wis: Magnificent (192), Cha: Attractive (88), Siz:
Enormous (125+++)'
Omnos tells you 'im DRAGON!'
Omnos is a level 91 mortal of the Human race.
He was created Sat Mar 19 13:57:19 2011 and he is 100d, 15h, 40min and 46s
old.
He has been on for 3h, 59min and 15s, idle 9s.
He is a dragon currently.
He has a secondary character, Omnipotent.
He forwards mail to another account.
He has killed: a huge, full-grown squid, 230474 exp
               Xarithos, the demon lord of Eternal .., 246381 exp (party of 6)
Plan:
>
>On holiday
>back in week or two if my liver doesnt explode
>
Omnos tells you 'dark baptism'

jelly are us

Moonglaze tells you 'Name: Moonglaze Natal-sharx the Orc < exp >'
Moonglaze tells you '----------------------------------------------------------
----------------'
Moonglaze tells you 'Player level: 100                       Experience:
278102'
Moonglaze tells you 'Money: 36.20                            Bank: 24487.45'
Moonglaze tells you 'Explore count: 12158/16803 (E%: 72)     Special explore
count: 25'
Moonglaze tells you 'Rooms left before next explore percent: 108'
Moonglaze tells you 'Reinc Count: 15                         Last reinc: Sep
09 2012'
Moonglaze tells you 'Task Points: 15'
Moonglaze tells you '  Hit Points     Spell Points     Endurance Points'
Moonglaze tells you '    570/869         504/508            365/407'
Moonglaze tells you 'Str: Superb (203+++)      Dex: Impressive (149++)   Con:
Great (152++)'
Moonglaze tells you 'Int: Great (57-)          Wis: Awesome (116-)'
Moonglaze tells you 'Cha: Average (62)         Siz: Large (72)'
Moonglaze tells you 'You have a low ability for avoiding hits.'
Moonglaze tells you 'You are Draen-Dalar's love child.'
Moonglaze tells you 'You have completed 55 active quests. (33 lq, 0 gq, 21 aq,
0 pq, 1 aw)'
Moonglaze tells you 'You are refreshed, satiated, middle aged and wimpy
(low).'
Moonglaze tells you 'Darkahven leads the orc race.'

********************** Round 1 **********************
You try to dodge, but Troll is not fooled.
Troll pricks you inducing a nasty lesion.
You try to dodge, but Troll is not fooled.
Your mind reels and the world becomes blurred.
Grinning diabolically Troll plunges you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Troll tastes you making rib bones snap and crack.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You sink Troll inducing a nasty lesion.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you kick Troll causing a nasty laceration.
hp: 63 (659) [-341]

[15:35]:Source [bat]: As she lay there sleeping so peacefully next to me a
little voice inside my head kept saying, "It's ok man, you're not the first
doctor to sleep with one of his patients......" .... But another voice kept
saying to me "Dude, you are a veterinarian!!"

drunk fucker XD

Troll fills up his cheeks with air and exhales 'zot zur fehh' (shocking grasp)
Troll hesitates as he casts shocking grasp.
The air before Troll becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
Troll shudders as his shocking grasp hits himself.

You utter the magic words 'Zmasching Pupkins's infanitsadnnes' (mellon collie)
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
You successfully depress yourself.
Shilia claps her hands and whispers 'judicandus mangenic' (cure critical
wounds)
Shilia hesitates as she casts cure critical wounds.
Shilia's spell makes you feel all better!

....

godly presence for 10:42
too bad i'm sailing right now...

The moneybox suddenly EXPLODES in a huge ball of fire!!
You're caught in the explosion!!
That really HURT!

wondering why this doesn't happen more oO

fug all turbo ninjas! white belt ninja no is supposed to be [+21616]

6. 09/01/13 | A young white belt ninja in training, 32963 exp

fuq you turbo ninja

********************** Round 1 **********************
Avenging angel bumps Shadowmere making small marks.
Avenging angel bitchslaps Shadowmere making small marks.
You sink Avenging angel making hair burn.
You smack Avenging angel making small marks.
Avenging angel is slightly hurt (75%).
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
You start concentrating on the skill.
Avenging angel got mad at hostile actions.
The blood sprinkling from Torso Maker's blade blinds your foe!
You are using 'kick'.
Avenging angel throws a pinch of magic dust in air and chants 'gtzt zur semen'
(levin bolt)
A levin bolt hits you.
Avenging angel mutters the holy words 'Ez' div' (dispel evil)
A dispel evil hits you.
That really HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
hp: 56 (790) [-670] sp: 164 (455) [] ep: 198 (321) cash: 0 [] exp: 96361 []

argh....

Grinning diabolically Baby chimera vomits profusely you causing a NASTY head
wound.

nothing is deadlier than spit up...

reds grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants 'likz az zurgeeon'
(sex change)

You are now neuter.

Freds starts concentrating on a new spell.

use baptize at freds
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You offer to baptize Freds.
You put your hands on Freds.
Freds screams in horrible pain. He falls on his knees and whines. 
After a while, Freds stands up.

18:18]:Jillian [leader+]: ... can i baptize you O.O
[18:18]:Freds [leader+]: yes you can
[18:18]:Jillian [leader+]: yay
[18:19]:Freds [leader+]: do what u want to me :P
[18:19]:Jillian [leader+]: totally set myself up <.<
[18:19]:Jillian [leader+]: so are you evil now?
[18:19]:Jillian [leader+]: never saw that again
[18:19]:Freds [leader+]: I'm malevolent fiend.
[18:19]:Fred [leader+]: blogging is overrated
[18:20]:Freds [leader+]: I need to be full good !

Tarken tells you 'goddamn'
You tell Tarken 'what Oo'
Tarken tells you 'I've had this dick for 24 years and I don't think I've
pissed on myself as much as I have in the last week'
You tell Tarken '.... why have you been peeing on yourself oO'
Tarken tells you 'Getting sloppy at the can I guess!'
You tell Tarken 'so much blog fodder....'


at least i have summin' to read while i regen...

********************** Round 1 **********************
Grinning diabolically Young seamonster rams you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
That really HURT!
You are knocked off your mount!
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
Young seamonster sticks you making an artery explode.
Young seamonster bites you sparking a limb to slice open.
hp: 264 (790) [-363]

that's some of that good ol' bullshit -.-

You are prepared to do the skill.
You look for a suitable souvenir and after a while, you've think you've found
just the think you want. After some time and some tedious work, you are now
the
proud new owner of leopard hide.

Sancran's ugly face made you jump in fright!
You fumble.
Sancran suffers from system shock.
Sancran suffers from system shock.

The brown turtle pokes into Franz's ass.

use go to get away from bloodlust and it emotes i'm puking up blood and
falling to my knees but my health isn't affected my mana is oO so i invoked my
pendant and voile it was a poison Oo
5 stars for being a totally random loser XD

You are prepared to do the skill.
Your battle sense is at its peak! You drive your weapon completely through
your
enemy, forcing the tip out the other side!
...And you turn suddenly and STRIKE again.
this after a miss, yeah?

Smiling devilishly Lean cheetah rams you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
That really HURT!
hp: 77 (785) [-421]

gay porn, prison style
i must learn how to wield my mighty penis!

raised another person XD
sorry it amuses me that a centaur tzar is raisin' folk

(00:21) You tell Miger 'i raised someone XD'
(00:22) Miger tells you 'aww u had a nightmare?'
(00:22) You tell Miger 'LMFAO'
(00:23) Miger tells you 'well its a perfectly logical assumption'

first rais was Jeanmarie XD

someone dropped their turtle in butterfly farm
i kept it, fed it, and it lets me pet it, falls asleep in my mounts saddlebags
and snores and twitches and it's so KYOOOOOOOOOOT XD XD XD XD

hp: -88 (749) [-702]
abbess fuckin' hates meh

You feel a godly presence inside you. You feel good!
You feel you are more resistant to physical damage.
You feel you are more resistant to fire.
You feel you are more resistant to acid.
You now heal faster.
You feel more proficient in Mana control.
XD

This outstanding sword is the tool of the Grand Master Torturer. Few mortal
men
have had the honor to wield this notorious granddaddy of all limb-cutters. The
best choice for the friends of brute force. You also spot some writing on it.


This item is a present from santa to Jillian.
This is a temporary item, it will not last for long.
It's solid, still usable for a good while.
It is surrounded by a red glow.
This 2h sword is in AWESOME condition.
It looks heavy.
santa gave me torso maker

3. 24/12/12 | an abbess of Lumine, the head mistre.., 72746 exp
explains soooo much

'Shadowmere', a christmasy reindeer [Rider: You]
yeah i nearly shit myself when i saw that

Logicus tells you 'do you remember how you made it onto my friends list? ;'
Logicus tells you 'ohhhh probably through ssmud'
You tell Logicus 'LMFAO urm no'
You tell Logicus 'probably another booze induced friendly rant XD'
You tell Logicus 'XD'
Logicus tells you 'I was gone for like the last 3 years and onandoff before
that'
Logicus tells you 'hahaha that could be it, too'

7. 23/12/12 | an enormous and ominous black manta .., 55214 exp
yes i know these are lame but for me with my less than 40M these are awesome
XD

[18:58]:Jillian [wanted]: to thank the bat gods for making tarms and all the
tarms who use the heal all spell, i'm sure i miss thanking some of you and i'm
not rich enough to spoil you like an absentee parent
[18:58]:Jillian [wanted]: okay i'm not that drunk, the frig was that
[18:59]:Fenster [wanted]: mmmm boobies
[18:59]:Jillian [wanted]: oh hey i already hit enter, my bad
[18:59]:Jillian [wanted]: no i wear more clothes when i'm drunk, just wants to
sleep XD
[18:59]:Kiraffi {wanted}: XD
[18:59]:Jillian [wanted]: and i so could've said that in a tell, the frig
[19:01]:Jillian [wanted]: um apologizing to everyone scared by my vodka
induced wanted posts
[19:12]:Logicus [wanted]: wait why more clothes when drunk?
[19:13]:Didan (wanted): weird..
XD
Logicus tells you 'haha I have no idea what I was doin for the last 10 mins, I
think I was looking for +cha eq and got distracted.. just finally read wanted
though'
XD XD XD XD

5. 23/12/12 | a slender, red-hued drake, 58140 exp
hp: 678 (866) [] sp: 166 (384) [] ep: 111 (350) cash: 0 [] exp: 111663
[+68796]

hp: -53 (866) [-720] sp: 225 (385) [] ep: 255 (346) cash: 0 [] exp: 172845 []
stun double crit in first round....

Grinning diabolically Young seamonster rams you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
hp: 102 (866) [-521] sp: 109 (385) [] ep: 164 (346) cash: 0 [] exp: 263835 []
(not the only crit, but it's largest)

You have a new solo kill option for top10!
10. 20/12/12 | a big, light green seamonster, 49215 exp
hp: 594 (866) [] sp: 17 (385) [] ep: 238 (346) cash: 0 [] exp: 315920 [+52085]

hp: 9 (866) [-651] sp: 161 (388) [] ep: 54 (346) cash: 0 [] exp: 138963 []
killed young seamonster and got trophy so decided to go for squid.
i was told it backhanded me and said, 'bitch, please', but i have no
recollection of events prior to my hospitilization.
this was before the squid blog.... or supposed to be XD

8. 20/12/12 | a young but quite massive squid, 50705 exp

hp: 557 (866) [] sp: 119 (388) [] ep: 53 (346) cash: 0 [] exp: 138963 [+46414]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You look for a suitable souvenir and after a while, you've think you've found
just the think you want. After some time and some tedious work, you are now
the
proud new owner of scales of a seamonster.
yayz

(17:10) You emote to Alorn 'thanks you heartily.'
(17:10) You tell Alorn 'i'm a wee bit tipsy, took me 3 tries to spell your
name right and put space in between XD'(17:15) Alorn tells you 'heheh'
(17:16) Alorn tells you 'alorn actually extremely easy to type, but like u
said 'bit tipsy' =9'
(17:16) You tell Alorn 'XD i was like thankalorn,thank alorj, thank anorj'
(17:16) Alorn tells you 'hihi'
(17:16) You tell Alorn 'no clue what was going on XD i was like i totally
typed that XD'
(17:18) You tell Alorn 'in my defense my cranberry juice tastes like cherry
vodka'
(17:19) Alorn tells you 'mmmmmm voodka'
(17:19) You tell Alorn 'i know, right XD'
(17:20) You tell Alorn 'my bottle's in the otehr room right now :('
(17:21) Alorn tells you 'cast summon at vodka'
(17:21) You tell Alorn 'omg you rock XD XD XD'
(17:21) @Alorn snickers at you.

(06:15) Tarken tells Bledsoe and you 'I will eat your soul'
(06:15) Bledsoe tells Tarken and you 'oh tarken wouldnt take advantage of a
link dead mortal by any means'
(06:15) Tarken tells Bledsoe and you 'And spit out the seed of your existance'
(06:16) Bledsoe tells Tarken and you 'ok maybe so :P'
(06:16) You tell Tarken (*Power Coding!*) and Bledsoe 'what scared me more was
trying to hunt pirates and hearing tarken bellowing on the wind'
(06:16) Tarken tells Bledsoe and you 'Oh the link dead ones are the best'
(06:16) Tarken tells Bledsoe and you 'They don't fight back, they just let it
happen'
(06:16) Bledsoe tells Tarken and you 'rofl thats a good one'
(06:17) You tell Tarken (*Power Coding!*) and Bledsoe 'i wanna cry but i'm
afraid to close my eyes....'
(06:17) Bledsoe tells Tarken and you 'sounds like a ruffie calada'
(06:17) Tarken tells Bledsoe and you 'Yes, please cry'
(06:17) Tarken tells Bledsoe and you 'I wanna scoop up your tears and use them
as lube'

and the blogging continues...

Tarken tells Bledsoe and you 'Yes, finger me again...it feels so good.'
Bledsoe tells Tarken and you 'rofl'
Tarken tells Bledsoe and you 'Jillian knows the sweet spot!'

gives me so much blog fodder ....

Tarken 'Master Bugfixer' Aurelius
Putting the fear of MUD gods, wizzes, and surprise buttsecks into mudders
since 2009.

hiding from tarken i run to my ship climb in my ships hold by my golem then
read invis scroll

Tarken has arrived to destroy all your bugs.
Tarken buzzes 'tag.'
Tarken buzzes 'you're it.'

You suddenly realize you are carrying more stuff than you can carry.

You drop Tarken Aurelius the Magus.
Tarken exclaims 'You dropped me!'
the hell did that come from

Tarken Aurelius the Magus appears in a blink of light.
and i ran like hell XD

Venator [party]: xbox and wii and junk have good graphics, muds have good
depth.
Venator [party]: plus I am addicted to reading. :)
he's 14 O.O thought they only made the kind that wait for the movie to come
out O.O

Money is inserted into Shadowmere. It exits out the rear. Oh, yay!
....and it's covered in chocolate XD

hp: -275 (866) [-797] sp: 165 (397) [] ep: 160 (333) cash: 0 [] exp: 53813 []

Sneaking tiger bites at your face, ripping a piece off!
faced?

sometimes when i dismiss my mount it drops a torch, tried to give the torch to
her a few boots later
Leather wyvern saddlebags [Made by: Sprite] cannot carry the 0. It goes to the
floor.

1. 12/12/12 | a huge, full-grown squid, 95512 exp
and somehow not trophy worthy
create hunting trophy at 50pct, dex 88 and no trophy for jillian
skill says not suitable, not that i had help or that i wasn't the only one to
kill it, just not suitable...

Smiling devilishly Full-grown squid cruelly beats you causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.
That really HURT!
You are knocked off your mount!
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
Full-grown squid misses you.
Full-grown squid really tastes you forcing spinal discs to dislodge.
You feel that Jillian is in great pain.
You are about to DIE!
hp: 150 (866) [-574] sp: 51 (397) [] ep: 273 (333) cash: 0 [] exp: 236037 []
You try to swim but you swallow some water.
You GASP for air and wish you could breathe!
hp: 46 (866) [-104] sp: 51 (397) [] ep: 264 (333) cash: 0 [] exp: 236037 []
You tell Fred 'fuck!'

Full-grown squid misses you.

Smiling devilishly Full-grown squid smashes you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

That really HURT!

Full-grown squid really tastes you sparking a limb to slice open.

You miss Full-grown squid.

hp: 410 (866) [-456] sp: 51 (397) [] ep: 224 (333) cash: 0 [] exp: 236037 []

sneezed and bit the very edge of my tongue
air mattress has a tear in it
getting drunk
santa is an ass

gave santa a lapdance, and he tipped me with a match that no longer gives
light...
cheap bastard

3. 05/12/12 | a large kodiak bear, 52911 exp
and a trophy, yay XD

watching v and not paying attention, accidentally cast sause critical wounds
at my mount, it landed, and she didn't notice XD
if you've ever been attacked by a pissed off wyvern steed you'll understand
why i'm happy XD

The basilisk takes a deep breath...

  ...and exhales a poisonous cloud!

    ...but you manage to resist the breath of the basilisk with your
fortitude!

.... that's new oO
not complaining XD

You try to dodge, but Abbess of Lumine is not fooled.
Smiling devilishly Abbess of Lumine rams you causing a limb to fly off.
That really HURT!
hp: 391 (866) [-445] sp: 371 (397) [] ep: 170 (331) cash: 0 [] exp: 345968 []

A: she's kinky
B: I'M the tentacle monster so wtf?! >.<

butter eggs and smurf butter

i have a wicked sinus infection, sometimes when i blow my nose or sneeze it
reminds me of lemon jelly like in donuts or lemon meringue pie, and sometimes
it's orange from the blood XD the best surprise was when I blew my nose and it
was yellow with red dots spread throughout. Oh! and the payouts are quite
impressive...
my teeth and gums hurt.... but only when the pressure builds but I spit and
blow my nose a lot so it's kinda random
this blog is being posted in a sadistic manner to torture ppl who read my
blogs
misery loves company and i hurt T.T

god touched me but i think i was passed out

(14:11) Puppaz tells you 'leave those poor bards along'

(14:11) You tell Puppaz (*mostly afk*) 'what'd i do  <.<'

(14:11) Puppaz tells you 'alone even :P'

(14:11) You tell Puppaz (*mostly afk*) 'whoops'

(14:12) You tell Puppaz (*mostly afk*) 'how you know >.<'

(14:12) Puppaz tells you 'bards get a tell'

(14:12) You tell Puppaz (*mostly afk*) 'they tattled on meh >.<'

(14:12) Puppaz tells you '"Merilaine [bard]: Help, I'm being attacked by
Shadowmere and Shadowmere!"'

(14:12) Puppaz tells you 'You have twins?'

<.<

my head is killing me...

team :D
Kohothegreat Upornik (red shirt) <look ma! that's me!

1. 18/05/12 | a deadly black drake is clad in shad.., 189829 exp (party of

3)

 2. 18/05/12 | a sneaking tiger looking for some un.., 142838 exp (party of 3)

[04:21]:Kohothegreat {party}: 30

[04:21]:Jillian [party]: why? cause you guys rock

[04:21]:Upornik [party]: ow

[04:21]:Kohothegreat {party}: you jinxed it!

[04:22]:Ghost of Jillian [party]: i said you guys not me

[04:22]:Ghost of Jillian [party]: wow how hard did it hit me

[04:22]:Kohothegreat {party}: instadeath from 629

[04:22]:Upornik [party]: so, pretty hard :)

[04:22]:Ghost of Jillian [party]: kinda laughing

[04:22]:Ghost of Jillian [party]: does that mean somethings wrong with me

[04:22]:Kohothegreat {party}: 25

[04:22]:Upornik [party]: uhm, no :)

[04:23]:Upornik [party]: well, your face might be a little messed up after
this, but other than that you're fine :)

i'm okay with this, kinda

kohothegreat and jillian in team :)

1. 18/05/12 | a HUGE and DANGEROUS baboon with bri.., 66085 exp (party of

********************** Round 1 **********************

You try to dodge, but Abbess of Lumine is not fooled.

You become somewhat confused, losing your edge.

Abbess of Lumine sticks you producing large scratches.

Abbess of Lumine lacerates you inducing a nasty lesion.

Grinning diabolically Abbess of Lumine masticates you causing large bones to
crack loudly.

You sink Abbess of Lumine causing skin to sizzle.

hp: 539 (866) [-327] sp: 388 (388) [] ep: 206 (333) cash: 0 [] exp: 277482 []

she needs to work on her technique

********************** Round 1 **********************
Abbess of Lumine sticks Shadowmere making small marks.
Grinning diabolically Abbess of Lumine plunges Shadowmere producing large
scratches.
Abbess of Lumine bites Shadowmere making small marks.
You sink Abbess of Lumine making skin scorch.
Abbess of Lumine is in bad shape (20%).
You close a wooden door.
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are using 'clawed strike'.
********************** Round 2 **********************
You successfully dodge Abbess of Lumine's claw.
Abbess of Lumine sticks you causing a small wound.
Smiling devilishly Abbess of Lumine badly chomps you smashing rib bones into a
lung.
That really HURT!
Abbess of Lumine successfully dodges your futile slash.
Abbess of Lumine tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You smack Abbess of Lumine causing a small scratch.
hp: 528 (866) [-306] sp: 44 (388) [] ep: 195 (333) cash: 0 [] exp: 198682 []
Abbess of Lumine is in very bad shape (20%).
You are using 'clawed strike'.
Your first tentacle strikes Abbess of Lumine producing a small shock.

she does animals too O.O

You successfully parry Abbess of Lumine's claw.

...AND counterattack with ferocity.

You try to dodge, but Abbess of Lumine is not fooled.

Grinning diabolically Abbess of Lumine rams you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

That really HURT!

You try to dodge, but Abbess of Lumine is not fooled.

Abbess of Lumine nips you causing a nasty laceration.

You miss Abbess of Lumine.

You miss Abbess of Lumine.

hp: 390 (866) [-337] sp: 153 (388) [] ep: 184 (333) cash: 0 [] exp: 198682 []

god she's a beast, someone make her stop :(

Abbess of Lumine misses you.

Grinning diabolically Abbess of Lumine rams you causing a sick amount of
disgusting wounds.

That really HURT!

You are knocked off your mount!

You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.

You try to dodge, but Abbess of Lumine is not fooled.

Abbess of Lumine nips you inducing a nasty lesion.

hp: 455 (866) [-411] sp: 163 (388) [] ep: 169 (333) cash: 0 [] exp: 198682 []

god she likes it hard :(

You burp some of your guts out.

You have been RAISED FROM THE DEAD ! 

You enter the corpse.

You feel a bit older.

a young woman, clad in the white robes of Tarmalen

hp: 101 (775) [+250] sp: 375 (375) [+46] ep: 293 (293) cash: 0 [] exp: 21029
[-83840]

Theresa leaves east.


that's bad... had to wait on theresa
no offers T.T

a good indication of my intelligence or lack there of, playing a game online
when i'm curious about something and think, hey i'll look it up later...
google goddammit!

i has a favorite racist quote now XD
korean american, emphasis on american needs a distraction
"Um, excuse me, can you help? I'm on my way to Korea, and my shrimp boat got a
flat tire. (wtf? XD)"

thumbs up for player chests lying around

could've been worse XD

mean old chest :(hp: 793 (866) [-73] sp: 385 (385) [] ep: 159 (334) cash: 0 []
exp: 264270 []

hp: 2 (866) [-857] sp: 385 (385) [] ep: 98 (334) cash: 0 [] exp: 264270 []

hp: 213 (866) [-653] sp: 312 (385) [] ep: 153 (334) cash: 0 [] exp: 264270 []

hp: 809 (866) [-57] sp: 385 (385) [] ep: 68 (334) cash: 0 [] exp: 264270 []

hp: 97 (866) [-769] sp: 385 (385) [] ep: 70 (334) cash: 0 [] exp: 264270 []

hp: 504 (807) [-303] sp: 388 (388) [] ep: 130 (304) cash: 0 [] exp: 21248 []

hp: 183 (866) [-683] sp: 346 (388) [] ep: 85 (332) cash: 0 [] exp: 21248 []

hp: 727 (866) [-139] sp: 388 (388) [] ep: 45 (332) cash: 0 [] exp: 21248 []

hp: 745 (866) [-121] sp: 388 (388) [] ep: 129 (332) cash: 0 [] exp: 21248 []

You try to force the chest with your weapon.
You force with all your might but cannot break the chest open.
A burst of electricity from the chest surges through your body!!
That really HURT!
You lose your muscle control as electricity JOLTS through you!
You are knocked off your mount!
You are no longer stunned.
You feel that Jillian goes unconscious.
You fall unconscious from the pain

hp: 308 (866) [-558] sp: 388 (388) [] ep: 103 (328) cash: 0 [] exp: 5984 []

hp: 247 (866) [-619] sp: 388 (388) [] ep: 277 (328) cash: 0 [] exp: 5984 []

a big pile of silver coins
get all from chest
You take a big pile of silver coins from a small metal chest (almost empty).
hp: 866 (866) [] sp: 281 (388) [] ep: 175 (328) cash: 824 [+824] exp: 5984 []

1. 16/05/12 | a strong and robust hyena, 62176 exp

if i'd known i wouldn't have bothered XD

Strong hyena sticks you causing a small wound.

Grinning diabolically Strong hyena lightly eviscerates you making skull crack,
forcing serious brain hemorrhage.

That really HURT!

You successfully parry Strong hyena's bite.

You miss Strong hyena.

You spank Strong hyena making small marks.

hp: 357 (866) [-405] sp: 67 (385) [] ep: 119 (334) cash: 0 [] exp: 79875 []

force chest

You try to force the chest with your weapon.

You force with all your might but cannot break the chest open.

A burst of electricity from the chest surges through your body!!

That really HURT!

You lose your muscle control as electricity JOLTS through you!

You are knocked off your mount!

lead sin

You begin to lead sin.

get all

You take a small metal chest (closed).

hp: 2 (866) [-857] sp: 385 (385) [] ep: 98 (334) cash: 0 [] exp: 264270 []

holy crap va-cay

gots me some vacation coming up, gonna harrass the schnitzel outta some
poisonous stuff
might be business again
joy!

ate salisbury steak and mashed taters
gonna puke
it was so awesome >.<

exp: 202687 [+34866]
Unfortunately this corpse isn't suitable for making a trophy.
... i finally kills a jellyfish and there was nothing to do with it XD
livingstone didn't want and i couldn't sac it cause i'm on lae XD
.....mmmmmyep

another recipe
chili plus moldy cheese equals colon cleanse and detox

chili plus moldy bread equals colon cleanse XD

i'm not drunk enough

i have strange food cravings and for some odd reason everyone, yes the people
who know me, ask me if i'm pregnant

my response is and always shall be, if I am, I'm gonna press charges

had a craving for sardines

and chocolate

and i satisfied it

I'm so scared XD

my cherry can suck my lack of unicorn

still waiting for my unicorn

wake me up when winter's over

mike's black cherry lemonade ftw

mmm pron

mmmyep

in the last 24 hours i've
peed out my butt on an almost hourly basis
not eatten
puked what looks like brown gravy with coconut flakes and watermelon seeds
and been very annoyed/grateful that this all started on my day off

i hate winter

um adding too much oil to your food always ends in interesting bathroom
experiences. not sure why my it makes my farts smell so foul though

new game
title: smack my bitch up
items needed
riding crop
leather fetish gear
man

i have none of these, sad face

developed the new habit of nodding off on the toilet
just thought i'd share
will inform if i fall off and crack my head on the side of the bathtub

try this at home, kids!

at work while stocking my coworker noticed a spill,
puddles of some red sticky syrup dotting the floor
she turns to me and go what's--oh--Lee, dang it!
at which point i panic because i'm numb and on my cycle and wondering whether
or not it'd be too late to go to the hospital

and she laughs

yeah it wasn't me it was a bottle of children's cough syrup

at which point i became sad that she was more concerned about the floor than
me XD

heh

The lemming hold its head with its tiny forepaws!

Young lemming squeaks 'oh no' 

The lemming explodes in a colourful spray of bits of fur and flesh!

wtf

just one of many to blog this
[02:22]:Zard (wanted): freld went to sleep to dream up mroe tunes for tomorrow

[02:22]:Fuser (wanted): ya hopefully he downtunes civfighter, they too good

[02:22]:Deathwish [wanted]: hes gonna tune weapons next so blades have to have
rounded edges

[02:23]:Deathwish [wanted]: safety purposes

[02:23]:Profit [wanted]: so they become bludgeons?

[02:23]:Zard (wanted): naw he gonna hand out plastic knived like children use,
and nerf bats

[02:23]:Deathwish [wanted]: yep

[02:24]:(wanted): Zard Runs upto the mighty dragon and bobs it on the nose,
the bat emites a squeeky sound and the dragon blinks in amusement

[02:25]:Smash {wanted}: they need a new combat system...violence is never the
answer...need like a negotiations tactical system where the party can put
sanctions against the eq mob and make him break to there pressure...none of
this hit them over the head blast them crap...

[02:26]:Zard (wanted): quick, cast food sanctions, you in the front row, keep
up the talks

[02:26]:Ewige (wanted): we can hunger strike mobs too!

[02:26]:Smash {wanted}: exactly!!

[02:26]:Zard (wanted): most excellent idea

[02:26]:Smash {wanted}: well struck with that unilateral disarmament treaty!

[02:27]:(wanted): Zard screams WOOOOOOOT!

[02:27]:Zard (wanted): now hand over your loot drops of mass destruction

[02:27]:Fuser (wanted): here at batmud, i'd like you to not only consider me
your party leader, but as your friend

[02:27]:Smash {wanted}: i sense a new shin event in the making!!

[02:27]:Ewige (wanted): try it! maybe it's coded already! throw down your
weapons in front of mob to show a sign of good faith and maybe they'll throw
down theirs too!

[02:27]:Zard (wanted): and then, yoink, and run off

[02:27]:Briano [wanted]: just like How to train your Monster

[02:28]:Smash {wanted}: we are here Tiamat because you are housing weapons of
mass destruction.

[02:28]:Fuser (wanted): ROFL

[02:28]:Arno (wanted): This is gold.

[02:28]:Fuser (wanted): we know you have items of mass desting

[02:29]:Zard (wanted): they are enriching dest wands to make a bomb, sanction
sanction quick!

[02:29]:(wanted): Zard runs around the room for a while.

You throw the contents of a flask containing glowing bright green liquid
labeled as protect_armour at ring

Wow! You feel magically empowered... your mind momentarily expands!

You save the rest of the potion.
Your purse feels lighter.
hp: 864 (864) [] sp: 393 (393) [] ep: 259 (333) cash: 0 [-9318] exp: 176858 []

.... MOTHER FUCKER

19:33) @Tarken prods you like a stray cow.

(19:34) You emote to Tarken (busy) 'lets out a real rip-roarer.'

(19:34) You emote to Tarken (busy) 'pukes defeatedly on your shoes.'

(19:34) @Tarken fondles you.

(19:34) You emote to Tarken (*Power coding!*) 'kicks you in the balls
despondently.'

(19:35) @Tarken goes 'mmmmm...' at you.

(19:35) Tarken tells you 'more'

(19:35) You tell Tarken (busy) 'sir oO you have to pay first sir'

found a nasty troll
attacked it to see if i could make trophy
it dropped a maul
i made 12k instead

10 nullium shards and nullium saddlebags < fire

curse you zhaz! with your 17 tick fire!!!

....

it's empty...

force box

You try to force the box with your spear.

You force hard and manage to bust the box open!

A burst of foul gas emerges from the box filling the room.

It hurts to breathe!

The gas makes you choke!!!

Your mount throws you!

You lose your concentration and cannot cast the spell.

lead sin

You begin to lead sin.

hp: 580 (864) [-43] sp: 274 (385) [] ep: 48 (332) cash: 0 [] exp: 179660 []

hp: 650 (864) [+70] sp: 312 (385) [+38] ep: 59 (332) cash: 0 [] exp: 179660 []

release sin

You are no longer leading Sin.

ride sin

You cannot ride Sin while you are leading a mount.

ride sin

You get up on Sin and begin to ride.

scan sin

Sin is in excellent shape (95%).

look

a small wooden box (empty)

i found the marquis de sade!!!

This is a very large throne.  It is ornately decorated with gems of all shapes

and sizes.  The seat appears to be very soft, but well worn, as if King Tariel

spends most of his time here.

This item is in good condition.

It looks EXTREMELY heavy.

sit throne

You sit yourself down on the throne...

A large spike suddenly comes up through the bottom of the cushion and

sticks in your rear end! OUCH! I bet that hurt!

royal perv

You are prepared to do the skill.

You drive your Sin against Tower warrior in a ferocious clash.

You manage to hit your foe with ruby long spear labeled as s1 as you pass by.

You manage to hit your foe with hook-shaped polearm as you pass by.


so many dick jokes... so little time...

cute and disturbing, so many reasons to puke

[20:30]:Cyberman <bat>: rm

[20:30]:Femko <bat>: cybie!

[20:30]:Femko <bat>: cybie me!

[20:31]:<bat>: Cyberman hugs Femko.

batmud
protecting the environment

[20:29]:Tarken <bat>: I'm going to kill you all. One by one.

[20:30]:Naamafanta [bat]: i bet you couldnt strangle a fly

[20:30]:Stark [bat]: What if we spoil your plans, and cast life links between
players. Won't be one by one.

[20:31]:Hair (bat): oh, so mass murder is too good for you?

[20:31]:Tarken <bat>: I'm going to start with you Naamafanta. I'll tie you to
a radiator and rape you with a curling iron, then sever your limbs with a
rusty pocket knife, then burn it all in a plastic garbage pail full of diesel
fuel.

[20:31]:Cork [bat]: hot

[20:31]:Stargazer (bat): quite extravagant

[20:32]:Naamafanta [bat]: what if i like it?

[20:32]:Stark [bat]: then you'll die happy

[20:32]:Stargazer (bat): then he's just going to fuck you in the ass

[20:32]:Naamafanta [bat]: would tarken enjoy it also?

[20:32]:Str (bat): for environment's sake, I hope it's biodiesel

[20:29]:Tarken <bat>: I'm going to kill you all. One by one.
[20:30]:Stark [bat]: What if we spoil your plans, and cast life links between
players. Won't be one by one.


... yeah... that'd sure show him ....

Tarken tells you 'I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you in the
mouth.'

Tarken tells you 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY'

You are done with the chant.

You draw door frames in the air and utter 'prtolala offf pwerrrr' (dimension
door)

Something touches you and spoils your concentration ruining the spell.

Your dimension door was successful, it created an inter-dimensional rift.

Something walks through!

You feel like you just saved some spell points!

hp: 864 (864) [] sp: 94 (390) [-160] ep: 325 (325) cash: 0 [] exp: 15691 []

A pigeon from HELL summoned by Jillian
look pigeon

It's a plain yellow pigeon.

It is in excellent shape.
consider pigeon

You take a close look at Yellow pigeon in comparison to yourself.

The final estimation is that Yellow pigeon is weaker than a butterfly.

A Matter of Potion
(17:27) Sprite tells you 'woo, thank you.thank yo ua lot.'

(17:27) You tell Sprite 'pffft thank you'

(17:27) You tell Sprite 'i couldn't find a merch and ******** ran outta herbs,
this was insanely fast'

(17:28) Sprite tells you 'I've spent 7 years stocking up on components. I can
make most things in just the time it takes to cast the create spells.'

(17:28) You tell Sprite '..... i'm....so happy... in a place that's not polite
to talk about ....'

(17:28) Sprite tells you 'I have over 15k herbs in stock. Sometimes it does
take time to find the right ones though. (laugh)'

(17:28) You tell Sprite 'XD wow now i need a cigarette and i don't smoke'


Sprite laughs in a polite, ladylike manner.

hp: 286 (864) [] sp: -784 (388) [] ep: 188 (327) cash: 0 [] exp: 43996 []

east

As you walk along the rickety bridge you suddenly slip and fall downwards to
the cruel embrace of the roaring sea below!

You try to swim but you swallow some water.

SPLASH! You plunge down to the depths of the sea

That really HURT!

You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!

You are no longer stunned.

You feel that Jillian goes unconscious.

You fall unconscious from the pain.

Blood pours from your wounds!

You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!

Blood pours from your wounds!

You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!

Demon assassin shouts 'Gee, sorry about that Bambi *snicker*!'

You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

Blood pours from your wounds!

You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!

Blood pours from your wounds!

You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!



You die.

Livingstone tells you 'Oh dear, A full-grown sheep, fluffy and white seems to
have been too hard for you amateur hunters. Hopefully we have a new target
soon.'

curse you, puppaz!!! XD XD XD

yes i'm a dumbass

won't stop.....
[16:29]:Tugmeno [bat]: that CPU: xx% is the average over all cpus?
[16:32]:Tugmeno [bat]: neat, now I can play with the cpu load

i shouldn't but that's not really a good reason not to <.<


[16:22]:Ves [bat]: any1 lagging?

[16:22]:Baltzebub (bat): yes

[16:22]:Nerya <bat>: mud is not lagging

[16:23]:Hair (bat): netlag, yes

[16:23]:Ves [bat]: ah

[16:23]:Altti [bat]: yes, a lot

[16:23]:Zerks {bat}: CPU: 80%

[16:23]:Tugmeno [bat]: what has your cpu to do with mud lagging?

[16:24]:Zerks {bat}: ...

[16:24]:Altti [bat]: batmud runs on Zerks' home Linux

[16:24]:Zerks {bat}: You smartest knife in the kitchen, eh? :)

[16:24]:Zerks {bat}: it was bat server cpu

[16:24]:Xortoth [bat]: lastg

[16:24]:Xortoth [bat]: ...

[16:24]:Tugmeno [bat]: where could you see that?

[16:24]:Nerya <bat>: "uptime"

[16:25]:Tugmeno [bat]: ah

[16:25]:{bat}: Zerks buries its face in its palms, feeling sorry for Tugmeno's
stupidity.

(15:27) Tarken tells you 'Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it
appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!'

[15:43]:Ghost of Tugmeyes [ghost]: oh great.. 8mins of sitting invisible with
a aggro blocking mob in one room

[15:43]:Ghost of Tugmeyes [ghost]: and I get my summon the moment I go uncon
from someone without first aid


feeling a little guilty, glad i didn't try it

(21:05) @Bledsoe 11 A small sturdy pack for potions (0/10)      24000     10

(21:05) @Bledsoe 12 A big sturdy pack for potions (0/20)        56000     10

(21:05) @Bledsoe 13 A HUGE sturdy pack for potions (0/50)      200000     10

(21:05) You tell Bledsoe 'this is another time where i wish i had a penis for
i would fap verily!'

(21:05) You tell Bledsoe 'gotta saves up money for that huge pack XD'

(21:06) You tell Bledsoe '25 of each potion O.O omg >.<'

(21:06) You tell Bledsoe 'metaphorical mayo'

(21:06) Bledsoe tells you 'death by protgasm'

(21:07) You tell Bledsoe 'holy metaphorical mayo, batman!'

(21:07) @Bledsoe rolls on the floor laughing at you.

You give 5 gold coins to Sin.

Money is inserted into Sin. It exits out the rear. Oh, yay!

You give nullium wyvern saddlebags [Made by: Ergor] (almost empty) to Sin.

wtf

[19:55]:Tume (sales): 100k mithril mb 105k

[19:55]:Jillian [sales]: mmmm mithril

[19:56]:Tume (sales): jep, gone then

fookin finger tourettes i was just thinking it, didn't even hear keys clack or
nothing, i think i deserve more warning than that

(19:17) Puppaz tells you 'found two sheep together, threesome dreams'


like having 2 pies in one room.... american dreams are scary

(17:47) Puppaz tells you ''you still need 598402 experience points' gimme
gimme'

(17:47) You tell Puppaz 'i has 222k'

(17:47) @Puppaz boos you off the stage.

(17:47) You tell Puppaz 'boo on you'

(17:47) You tell Puppaz 'need to buy ship points'

(17:47) You tell Puppaz 'train muh crew'

(17:47) Puppaz tells you 'you store exp in your mellons like a twisted exp
hamster'

(17:47) You tell Puppaz 'LMFAO'

what like i's gonna be able to take down pirates, i fail oO

(17:34) You tell Puppaz 'and kinda bored ish'

(17:34) Puppaz tells you 'me too'

(17:34) You tell Puppaz 'wanna do pirates i does'

(17:34) Puppaz tells you 'ew'

(17:35) Puppaz tells you 'maybe if there were pirate sheep'

(17:35) You tell Puppaz 'don't wanna sit and wait on screen though, kill them
not rape them, and i was camping'

(17:35) @Puppaz goes bAAaaarrrrghh at you like only a pirate sheep can

the terror of the wooly seas!

[21:08]:Rekcedien [sales]: merchant mad libs spam time!

[21:08]:Rekcedien [sales]: Hey there _(name)_!  Why not _(v.)_ some _(adj.)_
merch service from _(name)_ tonight!  I'd give my left _(bodypart)_ to _(v.)_
you, so send a _(form of communication)_ to _(name)_ right away!

i's not as random as you'd think

(20:12) Tarken tells you 'Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to
be boarded!'

(20:12) You tell Tarken (busy) 'sir no sir'

(20:15) Tarken tells you 'but you've raised me mizzen mast!'

(20:15) You tell Tarken (busy) 'sir no sir'

(20:16) Tarken tells you 'Me cannon is primed and loaded!'

(20:16) You tell Tarken (busy) 'sir so many bad things to say sir'

(20:16) You tell Tarken (*Power coding!*) 'sir but i like being alive.... sir'

(20:17) Tarken tells you 'But that there be the finest pirate booty I've ever
laid eyes on'

(20:17) You tell Tarken (busy) 'sir exit only sir sir'

Your steed attacks a dismembered entrails of Jillian in a frenzy.

Your steed drives the soul out of a dismembered entrails of Jillian and feeds
on it! The soul wails in terror!

Your steed attacks a dismembered entrails of Jillian in a frenzy.

Your steed snorts as the soul of Jillian has already left.

Your mount turns on the corporeal corpse instead!

The corpse is reduced to nothing but shreds.

Nothing taken!


and i'm okay with this

first time i've killed my clone

You feel a sense of accomplishment knowing you are once again unique.

You feel the chaos pulse inside you!

A large cavity replaces Jillian's chest.

Jillian is DEAD, R.I.P.


gained xp from dying yay!

need to eat sleep and poo not necessarily in that order and yes... that's
about all i do <.< where's my pen*s dang it >.<

(17:01) You tell Puppaz 'i ate so much today that i think if i was a diabetic
i'd go into a food coma'

(17:01) You tell Bledsoe (offline) 'might be asleep when you log might not XD'

(17:01) Puppaz tells you 'I'm hungry :('

(17:02) You tell Puppaz 'i still eating XD'

(17:02) @Puppaz boos you off the stage.

(17:02) You tell Puppaz 'i's gonna go into a food coma'

(17:02) You tell Puppaz '.... hopes i poops soon or i'll die'

(17:02) Puppaz tells you 'you should blog that instead of my sheepy talk'

... done XD

(16:50) Puppaz tells you 'i must have tried to tame this goat 20 times
already, keeps saying i'm making progress :s'

he's good with sheep, not so much with goats

unless he lied O.O

Goat tells Puppaz 'i can't get no... satisfaction...'

(16:43) You tell Puppaz 'you gains 11 lvls oO'

(16:44) Puppaz tells you 'yeah doing next bit of regain, for 8 bmaster levels'

(16:44) Puppaz tells you 'taming this goat, its a pain in the ass'

(16:44) You tell Puppaz 'oO .... no goat play.'

(16:44) Puppaz tells you 'well i needs it for guild'

(16:45) Puppaz tells you 'couldn't find sheep, duergar vision is pretty
crappy'

(16:45) You tell Puppaz 'dear gods i's blogging that'

(16:45) Puppaz tells you 'you blog everything :P'

[21:21]:Cyberman <bat>: Cyberman little bits of wisdom (part 74): Save on
booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can
create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up
liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

[21:25]:Jillian [fishin+]: i wanna hug cyberman for his last bat post but i
don't wanna catch anything...

(17:37) Deathwish tells Bledsoe and you 'i didnt realize i typoed when i was
training enhance criticals and kiss of death and i didnt even train them'

(17:38) Bledsoe tells Deathwish and you 'doh well atleast you didnt overtrain'

(17:38) Bledsoe tells Deathwish and you 'i do that all the time'

(17:38) Deathwish tells Bledsoe and you 'i did that about 6 months ago'

(17:38) You tell Bledsoe and Deathwish 'how do you overtrain?'

(17:38) Deathwish tells Bledsoe and you 'study infravision to:max'

(17:38) Bledsoe tells Deathwish and you 'if race max is 80 and max is 100 and
you do train to:max'

(17:38) You tell Deathwish and Bledsoe 'oh wait this is one of those i has xp
things isn't it oO'

(17:38) Deathwish tells Bledsoe and you 'spent like 7M on infravision'

(17:39) Bledsoe tells Deathwish and you 'holy shit yeah thats not cool'

(17:39) You tell Deathwish and Bledsoe '... holy wow'

(17:39) You tell Deathwish and Bledsoe 'how mad would you be if i blogged
that...'

(17:39) Bledsoe tells Deathwish and you 'i also found that sober reincs are
the best way to avoid that :D'

(17:39) Deathwish tells Bledsoe and you 'i didnt realize you could study it to
100. wasnt paying attention'

(17:39) You tell Bledsoe and Deathwish 'i can has blog <.<'

(17:40) Deathwish tells Bledsoe and you 'so now i didnt even study it this
time. got an infra helm'

(17:40) You tell Bledsoe and Deathwish 'keeps getting better'

(17:40) Bledsoe tells Deathwish and you ':D'

i really need to not be so lazy and edit blogs in wordpad or summin... ah well

(16:51) Tarken tells you 'You feel like paradise and I need a vacation
tonight.'

(16:51) @Tarken snuggles up close to you.
[16:19]:Tarken <bat>: http://labs.dura.fi/p/Tarken/e4aa.png
exit only -.-

[23:42]:Scatman [sales]: broker

[23:43]:[sales]: Deathwish sings Im the SCATMAN!

[23:43]:[sales]: Deathwish scats 'skildibipdidldibbadabbeduubidubeduiuaa'.

[23:43]:Scatman [sales]: stfu

[23:43]:[sales]: Deathwish looks around with a serious face and says 'Nah'.

these guys love scat so much they fight over it.... i flush

show boba

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god only knows a typo message isn't good enough

(22:43) You tell Fenster 'i needs prots T.T'

(22:44) @Fenster casts protection from Jillian at you!

(22:44) You tell Fenster 'O.O sweet i needed that'

[18:58]:Hair {bat}: i'm sure faisel will spend it on something very important,
like tinning, or fresh pants

Faisel Talamariel is a level 92 eternal of the Shadow race.
It was created Tue Apr 15 21:16:25 2003 and it is 2y, 233d, 23h, 15min and 34s
old.
It has been on for 6h, 40min and 31s, idle 1min and 3s.
It has killed: a giant black mammoth, 103546 exp
               Th  Eate  of the Dead ro  s i  the h.., 1150622 exp (party of
9)
Web page: http://www.streamingsoundtracks.com/
Phone: channeller + conjurer + riftwalker + nav
Plan:
>
>"Raittius on iloinen asia...
>        ...mutta on iloisempiakin asioita."
>                        --RWBK
>

because it's cold on the other side and nothing beats campstyle stew

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:

BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!



After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,

it was decided seers would study the feces of a dragon

and divine the true winner. After careful study and much

bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be

Faisel!!!!!

dragon feces, the only way to know for sure

You miss Lemming.

You shred Lemming causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.



The lemming hold its head with its tiny forepaws!

Lemming squeaks 'oh no' 

The lemming explodes in a colourful spray of bits of fur and flesh!



Your mount throws you!

You gain insight to warhorse philosophy!

Lemming suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.

Lemming is DEAD, R.I.P.

There is no all in the a hacked remains of Lemming!

Your steed attacks a hacked remains of Lemming in a frenzy.

Your steed drives the soul out of a hacked remains of Lemming and feeds on it!
The soul wails in terror!

Your steed attacks a hacked remains of Lemming in a frenzy.

Your steed snorts as the soul of Lemming has already left.

Your mount turns on the corporeal corpse instead!

The corpse is reduced to nothing but shreds.

Nothing taken!

You begin to lead sin.

hp: 754 (873) [-119] sp: 353 (394) [] ep: 177 (333) cash: 0 [] exp: 38730
[+481]

You tell Shmuzin '..... a lemming just exploded....  wtf'

Tarken tells Hair, Tyril, Malar, Grizzt, Squall, Damut and you 'FUCK YOU LIKE
A HURRICANEEEEEEEEEEE'
You tell Hair, Tyril, Malar (idle 3h, 10min and 26s), Grizzt (idle 1h, 42min
and 13s), Squall, Damut (offline) and Tarken (*Power Coding!*) 'not familiar
with that song'
Squall tells Hair, Tyril, Malar, Grizzt, Damut, Tarken and you 'thats quite
aggresive'
Tarken tells Hair, Tyril, Malar, Grizzt, Damut, Squall and you 'It's by the
Tarkenauts'
Tarken tells Hair, Tyril, Malar, Grizzt, Damut, Squall and you '"Jillian, we
gonna fuck you like a hurricane"'
You tell Hair, Tyril, Malar (idle 3h, 11min and 18s), Grizzt (idle 1h, 43min
and 5s), Damut (offline), Squall and Tarken (busy) 'no more sex for tarken,
he's responsible for hurricane katrina apparently'
You tell Hair, Tyril, Malar (idle 3h, 11min and 27s), Grizzt (idle 1h, 43min
and 14s), Damut (offline), Squall and Tarken (busy) 'and no running the chain
on spawns'
You tell Hair, Tyril, Malar (idle 3h, 11min and 33s), Grizzt (idle 1h, 43min
and 20s), Damut (offline), Squall and Tarken (busy) 'spawns run chains on you'
You tell Hair, Tyril (fighting), Malar (idle 3h, 11min and 39s), Grizzt (idle
1h, 43min and 26s), Damut (offline), Squall and Tarken (*Power Coding!*) 'by
themselves O.O'
Tarken tells Hair, Tyril, Malar, Grizzt, Damut, Squall and you 'You want
spawns to run a train on you?'
Tarken tells Hair, Tyril, Malar, Grizzt, Damut, Squall and you 'Sounds like
you're into japanese tentacle porn'
You tell Hair, Tyril, Malar (idle 3h, 12min and 16s), Grizzt (idle 1h, 44min
and 3s), Damut (offline), Squall and Tarken (*Power Coding!*) 'i am japanese
tentacle porn, i gots a tentacle for your holes hurricane tarken'
You tell Hair, Tyril, Malar (idle 3h, 13min and 7s), Grizzt (idle 1h, 44min
and 54s), Damut (offline), Squall and Tarken (busy) 'looks like someone ran
for the duct tape'
Tarken tells Hair, Tyril, Malar, Grizzt, Damut, Squall and you 'Gonna duct
tape you to the bed'
You tell Tarken (busy) 'now who's into japanese tentacle porn'
You tell Hair, Tyril, Malar (idle 3h, 13min and 58s), Grizzt (idle 1h, 45min
and 45s), Damut (offline), Squall and Tarken (busy) 'seriously how drunk are
you right now'
Tarken tells Hair, Tyril, Malar, Grizzt, Damut, Squall and you 'I'm lovedrunk
baby, lovedrunk for you.'
Tarken tells Hair, Tyril, Malar, Grizzt, Damut, Squall and you 'LOVEDRUNK
BABY'
Tarken tells Hair, Tyril, Ulath, Malar, Grizzt, Squall, Damut and you 'LIKE A
HURRICANE!'

and now we know that yes... yes he is... different

(19:35) Tarken tells you 'There are three things I love in this world'
(19:35) Tarken tells you 'Mylie Cyrus'
(19:35) Tarken tells you 'a firm buttocks'
(19:35) Tarken tells you 'and taskpoints'

masquerade

come on and touch my body
i know you wanna touch my body

TENTACLE RAPE

counter violation!

... today i shouted about greased pig wrasslin' while at work ... i got
strange looks but it was worth it

The bull seems aggravated by Tulkas.

heh

Tulkas [party]: barbed adamantium collar with magnificent red ruby that you
have seems to aggravate the bull.

[20:16]:Deadchill [newbie]: No such list (friends), check your spelling.
[20:16]:Deadchill [newbie]: the friends command doesn't work?
[20:17]:Migh [newbie]: no u just haven't add anyone to that list
[20:17]:Deadchill [newbie]: i have people on it, it worked fine yesterday
[20:17]:Migh [newbie]: :/
[20:17]:Tulkas [newbie]: your race probly has the secret command , type eat
friends to activate it
[20:18]:Tulkas [newbie]: a lot of race have it


You have no 'friends'.

[18:49]:Misery [chat]: i tried to play WOW and found it sucked ass.  Batmud
rules.
[18:49]:Jillian [chat]: whoooo
[18:49]:Endure [chat]: I used to play WoW and Batmud but realized I dont
really have time for two equally time consuming games
[18:49]:Endure [chat]: guess which one I abandoned

if i had a penis i'd fap T.T

You tell Darkki 'O.O'
You tell Darkki 'i's honored XD XD XD'
Darkki tells you 'haha'

it was a good day to meet the gods XD

Morden the Shadowman shouts 'Gunk died on her knees!'

did somebody call a plumber?

[21:52]:<ghost>: Freld hugs Tarken.
[21:52]:Ghost of Tarken <ghost>: Freld, you motherfucker!
[21:53]:Freld <ghost>: it was a nice present
[21:53]:Pirutar [ghost]: i see dead immortal :o
[21:57]:Gorge [ghost]: not so immortal after all, when some one gives u a
poket nuke:P

23:32) You tell Puppaz 'sleeeeeeepy'
(23:33) Puppaz tells you 'sleep then :)'
(23:34) You tell Puppaz 'lmfao i almost typed sleep? what's sleep? XD'
(23:34) Puppaz tells you 'you'll start dreaming of mud if you aren't careful'
(23:34) Puppaz tells you 'and since it consists of me and my erotic sheep
adventures, that... might not be a dream you want to be having'

puppaz the shepherd/freddy kreuger of batmud

(22:08) You tell Puppaz 'nuuu! dun worry sheep i'll save you T.T'
(22:08) Puppaz tells you 'boooo it'll repop, then I'll have my good religious
way with it'
(22:09) You tell Puppaz '... it's a sheep not an altar boy...'
(22:09) Puppaz tells you 'mere technicalities'

it's bad when feeding souls to your mount is the only way to save them T.T

(20:14) You tell Puppaz 'how do you wield something in both nads'
(20:14) You tell Puppaz (busy) 'LMFAO hands, hands dammit XD'

wow okay my bad XD

wow never thought i'd get this title considering i'm anti sodomy...

Can not tell: Farliss (ignored: assmaster)

it really does take a wizard...
[17:04]:Skaree [tunes]: sitting at -300 eps and still havent sweat out
poison...
[17:05]:Puppaz (tunes): ask for rp?
[17:06]:Skaree [tunes]: nope... just wondering why it takes this long to sweat
out poison
[17:06]:Stranger [tunes]: toss water ?
[17:06]:Ulath <tunes>: toss salad?
[17:06]:Ulath <tunes>: No, wait...

Puppaz tells you 'i have a sheep soul'

i blog things that amuse and or frighten me....

Puppaz tells you 'Id     Name                     Power          Type'
Puppaz tells you '-------------------------------------------------------------
-'
Puppaz tells you '1      Tiavorpoo                average        sheep'
Puppaz tells you 'Total of 1 soul shown. Maximum you can control is 21.'

(18:29) You tell Puppaz 'i have lots of blogs of you humping dead things and
talking about humping sheep...'
(18:30) Puppaz tells you 'collecting them is probably worse than saying them,
you realise'
(18:30) You tell Puppaz 'XD'
(18:30) You tell Puppaz 'logging them so future generations know that puppaz
likes them dead and/or fluffy'

(18:28) Puppaz tells you 'FOUND A SHEEP! It's not a tp sheep, but still. Sheep
love. yey.'


he's a special boy with special needs....

a small fluffy sheep looking lost and confused
You claim the 2 taskpoints.

Puppaz tells you 'your blog scares me'
You tell Puppaz 'XD'
You tell Puppaz 'i don't even really read it, just post stuff that i found
amusing'
Puppaz tells you 'that's probably for the best!'
You tell Puppaz 'why is it scary'
Puppaz tells you 'I generally have a tendency to assume people aren't as odd
as me, your blog causes... revelations'
You tell Puppaz 'XD XD XD'

this is where i post about tulkas's first trip across the ocean on max his
pulsating wyvern

don't think i h ave enough lines for that so yeah that was funny
about half hour to an hour and he's stuck in the middle of the ocean with an
exhausted mount, miger had to rescue him, miger is using tf not batclient
how bout now? too far south now? now you're west of me and a lot south now?
yeah went on for a while but ...

Tulkas [party]: made about a third of the way before max got too tired to move

and...

Miger {party}: its like searching for a needle from a river of lava

and i got some reading done, would be nice if i was a druid and used this idle
time to charge but alas i just sat on mouse the whole time and spammed i'm in
ur lounge in party channel
should be ashamed, more than mildly amused, and thank you miger for the trips

Jillian [party]: are we taking me to my ship so i can not rescue ppl
Tulkas [party]: uh... how much exp is the ship worth?
Tulkas [party]: never killed a ship before.
Tulkas [party]: ahhh u wants to not kill for exp the ship
Tulkas [party]: sorry, this game is so often  either exp or eq =)
Jillian [party]: ... um
Jillian [party]: i don't want you near my ship

and it gets worse....

Tulkas [party]: i used to really hassle some good friends of mine that both
played female character and let people think they were female to get all the
help and slack guys give to what they hope is a nerd gal
Miger {party}: heh
Miger {party}: i chose female char also in anarchty online
Miger {party}: but only because i didn't want to watch male charater's ass all
the time i was running around there
Jillian [party]: pfffft
Miger {party}: i made her real sexy and seductive
Jillian [party]: ew
Miger {party}: and bought her underwear and such
Miger {party}: but didnt fap
Jillian [party]: ... creepy
Jillian [party]: liar!
Miger {party}: ok well did..
Jillian [party]: i knew it! mentally violated now
Miger {party}: my pleasure :)

Tulkas [party]: only ever did that to fuck with people for short amounts of
time
Tulkas [party]: and i swear i did not get a stiffy over it!
Jillian [party]: ... wait what

mental gang raped ....

Miger tells you 'the thing that confused me'
Miger tells you 'was wth'
Miger tells you 'i'm used wth meaningn wanted to have/hire'
Miger tells you 'i played anarchy online a while ago much and they had wth
there'
You tell Miger 'o.O never heard that one afore'
Miger tells you 'also wtb and wts /buy sell/'
You tell Miger 'ah'
You tell Miger 'know the wtb and wts'
Tulkas [party]: almost back
You tell Miger (busy) 'not the willing to hire though'
Jillian [party]: almost XD
Miger tells you 'changed my plan :)'
Jillian [party]: omg pervy man
Miger {party}: tulkas you pervo
Jillian [party]: LMFAO
Jillian [party]: not tulkas you miger

Miger Mushroom is a level 88 elder of the Zombie race.
It was created before 1997 and it is 4y, 47d, 11h, 29min and 56s old.
It has been on for 3h, 42min and 38s, idle 1s.
It is the leader of the Zombie race.
It has killed: a superfluffy light blue magic bunny, 13949 exp
               Shacul, the Master Warlock of the Co.., 217390 exp (party of 9)
Web page: Plan, Plant, Planet
Phone: 88888888-88888888-88888888-88888888-88888888-88888888-88888888-88888888
This player has a blog - last modified 4y, 310d, 20h, 58min and 6s ago. 
Plan:
>Jillian tells you 'wth you naked'

Jillian [party]: bot me and i won't hump you XD
Miger {party}: ok, so no bot for u
You emote to Miger 'rubs your back.'
You emote to Miger 'races behind you, bends you over, and THUNDERFUCKs you
like only a female centaur with a strapon can.'
Jillian [party]: pony hump XD
Jillian [party]: oooh
Miger {party}: omg i came
Jillian [party]: ew

Puppaz humps Corpse of Orc scout like a dog.

....

Durand awards Durand 9223372036854775807 points for completing 'Good Ideas'
task.

... and that's what happens when you get voted to archwizard by bat channel
after taking -tps
*

Durand awards Moss -1 points for completing 'Good Ideas' task.

and i thought i had it bad when i got pked for my ideas XD

(19:33) Puppaz tells you 'HAH! I has epic solo kill too'

Puppaz is a level 14 elder of the Giant race.
He was created Sat Jul 26 20:07:37 2008 and he is 156d, 6h, 18min and 7s old.
He has been on for 27min and 54s, idle 5s.
He has killed: A cute little sheep hops around here, 511 exp
Plan:
>_______
>|/   |O
>|   /|\
>|    |\
>|\                          Suffering Reinc addiction since 2008

(19:34) You tell Puppaz (fighting) 'omg ew'
(19:34) Puppaz tells you 'I never said I made love to my kills.'
(19:34) You tell Puppaz (fighting) 'still gross'

(19:25) You tell Puppaz 'i see a sabretooth with your name on it XD'
(19:26) Puppaz tells you 'I do that sometimes, stamp my name on random sexy
animals'
(19:26) You tell Puppaz 'LMFAO'
(19:26) You tell Puppaz 'i love that response, can i use it XD'
(19:26) Puppaz tells you 'use it? Ummmm ok?'
(19:26) You tell Puppaz 'minus the part where you think animals are sexy'
(19:26) Puppaz tells you 'but that's the best bit... mmm sheep'

(15:53) You tell Miger 'i was mean'
(15:53) Miger tells you 'how so'
(15:53) You tell Miger 'i used aoe on a group oh bunnies'
(15:53) Miger tells you 'they had it coming, im sure'
(15:53) You tell Miger 'killed them all in one move and ripaction gave me 2/3
corpses so i had to hand feed them to mouse XD'
(15:54) Miger tells you 'thats sick..'
(15:54) You tell Miger 'XD'
(15:54) You tell Miger 'told you XD'
(15:54) Miger tells you 'is the mouse ok?'
(15:54) You tell Miger 'LMFAO my mount'
(15:55) @Miger lets out an 'ah' of comprehension as your idea becomes clear.
(15:55) You tell Miger 'although... nar i get glares from outterworld monsters
i try to hand feed corpses too'
(15:56) Miger tells you 'yeah i'd be sceptical too if i'd be some rhinoceros
and a tentacled sexy mistress half horse-half man would offer me a corpse to
eat'
(15:56) You tell Miger 'LMFAO'
(15:56) Miger tells you 'i'd say fuck off, stay off mah gras'

heh

Miger {party}: he who likes vagina must fap before going to a dinner with a
lady
Miger {party}: that way he can be a person, not a man :)

words of wisdom

You are prepared to do the skill.
You slash your wrists and raise your bleeding arms towards the skies... and
forget what you were supposed to do next.

this game is too realistic...

[19:43]:Tulkas [chat]: with all these holes in trees that we enter, how come
there aren't more calls to the arelium fire rescue rangers for giants with
heads stuck in trees?

he makes me giggle

(16:10) Kohothegreat tells you 'niggacentaur'

and still not funny

Tulkas exclaims 'prettyponykissytentaclerapeclawsquad!'

'Mouse', a solid horse [Rider: You]
'Mouse', a solid horse [Rider: You]
Tazliel the Duck orz Death 'n' Heal < tazmania >
Celebrimber the Human < tazmania >
Tulkas the dreadful Spawn < tazmania >
'Max', a muscular unicorn [Rider:Tulkas]
Tazliel frantically waves his hands and yells 'gwwaaajj'
Tazliel has summoned you!
'Mouse', a solid horse [Rider: You]
Tazliel the Duck orz Death 'n' Heal < tazmania >
Celebrimber the Human < tazmania >
Tulkas the dreadful Spawn < tazmania >
'Max', a muscular unicorn [Rider:Tulkas]
Jillian [party]: hi

Tulkas tells you 'kill , pillage! exp! hug pony'

exactly XD

Jillian tells you 'Don't run, I am your friend!'
[22:46]:Tarken <bat>: Jillian purchased the event at the price of 20 huggles.

all LIES

[20:43]:Tulkas [party]: mostly afk now for a while
[20:43]:Jillian [party]: boo
[20:43]:Jillian [party]: kk
[20:43]:Jillian [party]: i will rape max in your absence
[20:44]:Tulkas [party]: watch out it eats corpse from front end, but takes
souls in through the other
[20:45]:Jillian [party]: i dunno why but i puked a little

[20:34]:Ntyt [leader+]: well, rule #1, there's no such thing as fair :)
[20:35]:Jillian [leader+]: so i've heard
[20:35]:Ntyt [leader+]: it's just a notion they feed to poor school kids
[20:35]:Jillian [leader+]: doesn't stop ppl from saying somethings not fair
though
[20:35]:Ntyt [leader+]: so the minute you believe in fair, it sets you up for
disappointment
[20:35]:Ntyt [leader+]: kinda like the bible

Some money appears on the ground.
The sky flashes.
ithril coin.

... so what game events and bot checks create typos?

it continues

(20:08) Puppaz tells you 'mmmm good looking'
(20:09) @Puppaz humps your beard like a dog.
(20:09) You tell Puppaz 'needs surgery to omg no'

dwarf style

(19:44) You tell Puppaz 'you're neutered dang it'
(19:44) You tell Puppaz 'you've lost your will to live'
(19:44) Puppaz tells you 'I shall use my instrument instead'
(19:44) Puppaz tells you 'bardic skillz'

it continues... with skill T.T

(19:40) You emote to Puppaz 'huggles you warmly.'
(19:41) @Puppaz huggles you coldly.
(19:41) You emote to Puppaz 'cries on your shoulder miserably.'
(19:41) You emote to Puppaz 'sobs unconsolably on your shoulder.'
(19:41) @Puppaz humps your face like a dog.
(19:41) You tell Puppaz 'omg no bad!'
(19:42) Puppaz tells you 'i didn't even think that would work xD'
(19:42) You emote to Puppaz 'neuters you, tells the doctor thanx, then starts
flicking
 your new cone necklace.'
(19:42) @Puppaz humps your NOSE like a dog.
(19:43) @Puppaz humps your elbow like a dog?

... it won't stop

[16:57]:Omnos [leader+]: theres no rl just afk

... truer words have never been spoken...

16:38) You tell Tarken (busy) 'aaah! where'd my affects go'
(16:39) You tell Tarken (busy) 'you had something to do with this didn't you'
(16:39) You tell Gurth (offline) 'tarken is evil'
(16:39) You tell Tarken (busy) 'was wondering why you were still on T.T'
(16:41) Tarken tells you 'nyt kyllä puhut puutaheinää palturia, taidat olla
kasvanu
 maatilalla järven tuon kauniin rannalla, maaten hiekkarannalla kauniilla,
 miten uskallat puhua kaiken tämän jälkeen vielä puutaheinääpalturia, nyt otat
 askeleen kohti lapsuuttasi ja tunnustat, tunnustat kaiken kauniin, sen mikä
mieltä ilahduttaa, sykähdyttää, suorastaan *PÄÄÄÄKIIIIIIIIPERKELETÄTÄKUKAANJAKS
  ALUKEEVITTUJAMEENUKKUUNKELLOONJOPERKELEPUOLVIISYÖLLÄSEITAN!*'
Jillian [leader+]: need translation....
Fonzie [leader+]: ok
Jillian [leader+]: nyt kyllä puhut puutaheinää palturia, taidat olla kasvanu
Jillian [leader+]: nyt kyllä puhut puutaheinää palturia, taidat olla kasvanu
                   maatilalla järven tuon kauniin rannalla, maaten
                   hiekkarannalla kauniilla, miten uskallat puhua kaiken tämän
                   jälkeen vielä puutaheinääpalturia, nyt otat askeleen kohti
                   lapsuuttasi ja tunnustat, tunnustat kaiken kauniin, sen
mikä
                   mieltä ilahduttaa, sykähdyttää, suorastaan
                   *PÄÄÄÄKIIIIIIIIPERKELETÄTÄKUKAANJAKS ALUKEEVITTUJAMEENUKKUUN
K
                   ELLOONJOPERKELEPUOLVIISYÖLLÄSEITAN!*'
Jillian [leader+]: tarken...
Fonzie [leader+]: yes now you're talking nonsense wood hay, seem to be
                  increased
Fonzie [leader+]: holding that beautiful lake shore, lying
Fonzie [leader+]: sandy beach, beautiful, how dare you talk about all this
Fonzie [leader+]: After yet wood hay nonsense, now you take a step towards
Fonzie [leader+]: childhood and confess, confess everything that is beautiful,
                  that which
Fonzie [leader+]: view delight, thrill, even
Fonzie [leader+]: * PÄÄÄÄKIIIIIIIIPERKELETÄTÄKUKAANJAKS ALUKEEVITTUJAMEENUKKUUN
K
Fonzie [leader+]: ELLOONJOPERKELEPUOLVIISYÖLLÄSEITAN! *
Fonzie [leader+]: best i could come up with :D
Jillian [leader+]: that's creepy as hell
Jillian [leader+]: oO
Jillian [leader+]: i accused him of getting rid of my ring stats and then he
                   did that and my ring stats are back
Jillian [leader+]: my ring stats are coming and going
[leader+]: Fonzie shrugs helplessly.
Jillian [leader+]: likes the +maxhp but the +maxep could be better
Jillian [leader+]: i liked aquamarine before and now i likes it even more XD
Jillian [leader+]: omg wow 2 gems and a chest in one pile of rubble
Jillian [leader+]: i think one of the gems is +luck
Jillian [leader+]: please don't let it be a tentacle monster...
[leader+]: Fonzie boggles at the concept.
Jillian [leader+]: XD oy i was talking to tarken all morning it could happen
Jillian [leader+]: sweet, bats

this time the tarken landed heads up

(05:44) You tell Tulkas 'got all these mats and forgot what i was gonna do
tired night'
(05:44) @Bledsoe comforts you.
(05:45) Tulkas tells you 'make a nullium bed spread on a fire mattress, on a
ice
 bedframe,  with a canopy of flesh'
(05:45) You tell Tulkas 'now nauseous and thanx for the memories'

(04:19) You tell Tarken (*Mitä se on?*) '-,- hells no'
(04:19) Tarken tells you 'INCOMING!'
(04:19) You tell Tarken (*Mitä se on?*) 'bad faggot, no proddy'
(04:19) @Tarken pokes you in the butt.
(04:19) @Tarken pokes you in the butt.
(04:20) You tell Tarken (busy) 'you can't prod me i's a girl so HA'
(04:20) Tarken tells you 'there is no prodding, you're right'
(04:20) Tarken tells you 'all there is'
(04:20) Tarken tells you 'is'
(04:20) Tarken tells you 'ANAL INVASION'

no surprise butt secks!

<wanted>: Tarken holds Nazrix close.

barf...

The lode contains roughly 66 kg of starmetal.

i'm too retarded for this

[20:30]:Tulkas {sales}: one suspicious look , mb 5k! one previous owner, low
mileage, only used on sundays to get to church by Gore!

(20:19) Deathwish tells Azalea, Blackstar, Venine, Tulkas and you 'venine is
my
 favorite mudder'
(20:20) Tulkas tells Azalea, Blackstar, Venine, Deathwish and you 'radagast
perhaps
 was my fav'
(20:20) You tell Azalea, Blackstar (idle 18min and 3s) (*ruby is mine*),
Venine,
 Deathwish and Tulkas 'um... for a fave to read it's totally tulkas, and
 follow'
(20:21) Venine tells Azalea, Blackstar, Deathwish, Tulkas and you 'i like
venine
 most!'
(20:21) You tell Azalea, Blackstar (idle 18min and 42s) (*ruby is mine*),
Deathwish,
 Tulkas and Venine 'i's blogs his randomness for future generations'
(20:21) Deathwish tells Azalea, Blackstar, Tulkas, Venine and you 'theres two
votes
 for venine!'
(20:21) Tulkas tells Azalea, Blackstar, Venine, Deathwish and you 'one time he
 filled a castle room with like n+1 non-respawning guards.. probly a thousand
 of them.   when you entered the room often the game would crash.   made his
 castle tottally safe =)'

[19:59]:Tulkas {chat}: waterworld where there's no dirt, yet everyone was
dirty, road warrior, hardly any water yet everyone was clean.. go figure

(21:53) You tell Shmuzin 'want a black unicorn? found one by old copper mine'
(21:54) You tell Shmuzin 'snuck up on it with invis scroll whipped out my
nullium and
 tried to make saddlebags XD'
(21:54) You tell Shmuzin 'hurt like hell XD'
(21:55) You tell Shmuzin 'didn't get my happy ending T.T err saddlebags'
(21:55) You tell Shmuzin '...'
(21:55) Shmuzin tells you 'nope i dont do unicorns'
(21:55) You tell Shmuzin '...'
(21:56) You tell Shmuzin 'i'm laughing'
(21:56) You tell Shmuzin 'you do know you're half horse and i'm a perv right
XD'

Shmuzin the Helper {newbie}: Good Day Newbieswanted last
Shmuzin the Helper {newbie}: that was grand
Shmuzin the Helper {newbie}: Good Day Newbies!!

Anadir (sales): right hand of doll, mb30k
Ayrisu [sales]: 30
Anadir (sales): x1..x2..x3
Mikaiyla [sales]: 50k
Ayrisu [sales]: 51
Mikaiyla [sales]: 60
Anadir (sales): 60k for right hand, x1..x2..x3
Ayrisu [sales]: 61
Anadir (sales): not taking 1k raises in account.
Ayrisu [sales]: 65
Mikaiyla [sales]: 70 in highcoins
Ayrisu [sales]: 75
Mikaiyla [sales]: 80 (hc syill)
Ayrisu [sales]: 85
Mikaiyla [sales]: 90k all highcoins
Ayrisu [sales]: 95
Mikaiyla [sales]: 100
Ayrisu [sales]: 105
Mikaiyla [sales]: 120
Ayrisu [sales]: 125
Anadir (sales): first to 150k gets.
Mikaiyla [sales]: 130
Ayrisu [sales]: 150
Anadir (sales): sold to ayrisu.
Mikaiyla [sales]: i was eating breakast oh well :)

wtf...

BeforeThis looks like an ordinary metal safe with a heavy door and a
combination
lock.
It has a combination lock. The dials are set to:
9 0 0 
It is closed.
This item is in superb condition.
It looks heavy.
After Deep beneath the surface of the earth.
You are somewhere far and deep below where the light has never reached. The
walls feel warm and the air is thick. The earth rumbles quietly below you and
occasionally a patch of rubble crumbles down from the ceiling. Your senses are
beginning to numb as the pressure of the depths is climbing.
The mine supports are in excellent condition.
Obvious exit is: up.
a pile of mithril coins

(01:44) You tell Shmuzin 'what's worse is i bragged about it by blogging it'
(01:45) Shmuzin tells you 'your a sick lil puppy, better slow down and get
some
 water..:P'
(01:46) You tell Shmuzin 'there has to be something wrong with me cause it
honestly
 seemed like a good idea at the time'
More (61%) [qpbns?]
(01:46) Shmuzin tells you 'apparently tou enjoy being ThunderFucked'
(01:47) You tell Shmuzin 'first time i saw the ship i was very very VERY
confused'
(01:47) You tell Shmuzin 'uber nice helper mc friendly with a huge ship named
 thunderfuck'
(01:47) You tell Shmuzin 'like meeting a nun wearing a leather habit or
summin,
 carrying a blackjack'
(01:48) Shmuzin tells you 'now your getting it, GOOD JOB!'

The HC War Galleon Thunderfuck (landed) (shielded)
You hump ship like a dog.
You tell Shmuzin 'i humps joo ship!'

why am i so retarded?

java.lang.NumberFormatException: For input string: "This"oating_disc 492>64a
sturdy townsman is obviously on his way to the shops

** not sure what that means but lagging really bad for some reason...

cause i usually don't see that when i type 'look disc'

This bonfire was created to praise the mighty wizard Sai.
It will give light until the end of time.
The fire goes dark.
The fire burns out, spoiling anything in it.

either i have nice timing or this is one of those 'welcome to batmud' things..

[19:36]:Hair [bat]: d&d thing, from darksun i believe
[19:36]:Hair [bat]: lotto
[19:40]:Malicat (bat): Nerd!
[19:40]:Hair [bat]: I prefer the term 'geek' thankyouverymuch
[19:42]:Malicat (bat): No, D&D gets you no geek cred, only nerd designation
[19:43]:Tulkas {bat}: nerds have techno tastes and desires, geeks are
oddities, like easts chicken heads off of live chickens
[19:44]:Tulkas {bat}: dunno when this geek word got misused or miss-construed
[19:45]:Tulkas {bat}: but at least i  may be both nerd and/or geek but you all
can spell things wrong and use geek to mean anything you want, and  grammar is
optional
[19:45]:{bat}: Tulkas is not a grammarnazi
[19:45]:Hair [bat]: Mmmm, chicken

Jillian [merchant]: so no advice on why -40kg of mats can't make a -5kg
weapon?
Hair [merchant]: beyond "welcome to batmud" not, not really :/

a sure sign that you need a break from batmud? you wish you had time to finish
your books, but you have to complete a quest... when reading replaces reading
as a past time, then begins to resemble a second job...you need a break

You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You place the ebony on the work bench before you and reach for your saw and
begin cutting the ebony to your specifications.  Suddenly your hand slips and
you foolishly fall forward on the workbench and hurt yourself in the process.
Fortunately, your ebony has not been spoiled by your clumsiness.
You place the ebony before you on the workbench, and reach for your saw. You
busily work at the wood, but the carpentry is beyond your meager skill.

part of me is going..
sarcasm: oh yeah, cause the ebony is so goddamn important...
the other part of me is going
relief: thank god i didn't ruin my mats!

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| No   Item                      Description                         Price   
|
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 1    taking offers too                                             0       
|
| 2    DISCOUNTS                 WHEN BUYING                         HIGHCO..
|
| 3    alch ring                 +5int +1minor heal                  80k     
|
| 4    2xband of white runed..   +special                            reason..
|
| 5    a heavy purple cloak ..   +slight theory of mental power ..   offer   
|
| 6    Helmet clad with razo..   +7 con, +machismo, +2% enhance ..   200k    
|
| 7    Asharu scarf              +10% primary mage mastery           3m/offer
|
| 8    A black arm protector..   +parry                              300k    
|
| 9    Leggings of deities       +5dam                               3M      
|
| 10   torn leather muscle s..   +spr 526k sac val so 3-4?           offer   
|
| 11   player named 'inferno'    sexual slave etc.                   5k per  
|
| 12   Angelbone maul/asharu..   +something nice +hits hard          4M      
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

balls of fury XD

... either this griffon is a tranny....or they change sexes at boot... or i'm
just confused....

This is a hunting griffon, seeking for prey. It is about the size of a large
lion, although its long wings make it look bigger. The beast has a wild
sparkle in its piercing eyes. The beak is strong enough to punch through a
plate mail, although usually it is used to dismember a boar or incapacitate an
elk. The front legs have strong and sharp claws.
He is in excellent shape.
He is being led by Jillian.
Griffon's equipment:
Bridle: topaz griffon bridle [Made by: Jillian] <yellow glow>

I kinda guessed this was a low luck day but kept going.....

You are prepared to do the skill.
OH NO! You really were not paying attention and screwed
up really MUCH.
You successfully amalgamate the illumium.
You smile proudly.

but why's my character have to be in denial too?

need to get griffon to move...need to get her to a regen place...but she's
nakey...

You tell Shmuzin (offline) 'made bridle for griffon out of only mat i had in
 bulk XD pimped out griffon wif topaz grill XD XD XD fear her bling!'

topaz griffon bridle [Made by: Jillian] <yellow glow>

You are prepared to do the skill.
While trying to fit the saddlebags to Fierce griffon, you slip and injure her!
You are no longer leading Fierce griffon.
********************** Round 1 **********************
Fierce griffon badly perforates you slicing open a gaping wound.
Fierce griffon misses you.
Fierce griffon misses you.
Fierce griffon misses you.
You spank Fierce griffon making small marks.
Fierce griffon successfully dodges your futile bash.
hp: 570 (665) [-95] sp: 352 (352) [] ep: 61 (302) cash: 0 [] exp: 231 []
hp: 570 (665) [] sp: 352 (352) [] ep: -14 (302) cash: 0 [] exp: 231 []

...omg i mussed a feather i deserve to DIE...

Marshmallow the appalling Spawn.
She is in excellent shape.
Ack! Limbs and organs protrude from her body, flailing wildly. Two tentacles
that she has seem to be living a life of their own. What sick chaotic beast is
this!
Marshmallow's equipment:
Wielded in right hand: black sabre with spider shaped guard <red glow>
Wielded in left hand: black sabre with spider shaped guard <red glow>
Wielded in lower right hand: black sabre with spider shaped guard <red glow>
Wielded in lower left hand: black sabre with spider shaped guard <red glow>
Finger: sparkling emerald ring <red glow>
Finger: sparkling emerald ring <red glow>
Both legs and upper body: a diamond o-yoroi crafted by Dryad
Tattoo: a tattoo of the symbol of chaos
Spurs: a set of sharp darksteel spurs
Torso: A tabard with the standard of Azathoth proudly displayed

yeah i like spider sabres too

trying to sew white wool vest....

You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You pay 80 gold to get your material dyed.
You sew an old charcoal sandals with part of a wool nugget.

no fumble message either...

[22:31]:Ghost of Baden [ghost]: may i have a ressurrection spell? i
accidentally walked on lava :(
[22:31]:Tonto (ghost): ah, classic way to go

lolz

You are done with the chant.
You get a greedy look in your eyes and utter 'roope ankka rulettaa'
Please type what this text is (text is uppercase, respond with uppercase):
 _    _   _____     ___    
(_)  (_) (_____)  _(___)_  
(_)_(_)  (_)__   (_)   (_) 
(____)   (____)  (_)    _  
(_) (_)  (_)     (_)___(_) 
(_)  (_) (_)       (___)

fuck you too cornflake

Deep below in the darkness.
The pressure and the heat is becoming unbearable. Your sense of direction and
reality is becoming distorted. The steady rumble below you is making you feel
unwell. You are deep beyond all hope if something goes wrong. The supports
around you wail and shake under the enormous weight of the earth.
There is some text scribbled to the wall saying 'level 24'.
The mine supports are collapsed and beyond repair.
Obvious exits are: u and d.

I's doing good XD

You lose some spell points to Fazid's mana-leeching.
hp: 665 (665) [] sp: 300 (352) [-1] ep: 21 (301) cash: 0 [] exp: 23950 []

Sosa [sales]: class 5 ship 10m or trade to 2x mace of thunder
Sosa [sales]: 9m?
Sosa [sales]: mb1k then
Jillian [sales]: 1k XD
Tugmeno [sales]: 2k
Lozlo [sales]: the ship!?
Akku [sales]: 10k
Sosa [sales]: aye
Lozlo [sales]: 1m
Proteus [sales]: 2M
Sosa [sales]: class 5 ship going for 2m 123...
Aimar {sales}: 2.1m
Proteus [sales]: 2.2
Nct (sales): 2.3m
Proteus [sales]: 2.5
Nct (sales): 3m
Sosa [sales]: going for a cig, selling when i´m back
Nct (sales): 3.5m
Proteus [sales]: 3.7
Nct (sales): 4m
Merc (sales): you just overprice your stuff
Merc (sales): merchant do c5:s for alot less
Sosa [sales]: Got tele room with all the portals and a quicksilver golem in
              there, lounge has fireplace and rack and sphere
Proteus [sales]: 4.2
Blackstar [wanted]: exp for tank
Sosa [sales]: "alot"
Sosa [sales]: 4.2m 123..
Nct (sales): 4.5m
Sosa [sales]: ask for console info quote if intrested
Matriam (wanted): party for offtank
Sosa [sales]: 4.5m 123...
Sosa [sales]: sold
Blackstar [wanted]: 2 tanks for exp

took about 30 mins... nice sale too, being poor sucks

[20:38]:Sosa [sales]: class 5 ship 10m or trade to 2x mace of thunder
[20:40]:Sosa [sales]: 9m?
[20:40]:Sosa [sales]: mb1k then
[20:41]:Jillian [sales]: 1k XD
[20:41]:Tugmeno [sales]: 2k
[20:41]:Lozlo [sales]: the ship!?
[20:41]:Akku [sales]: 10k
[20:41]:Sosa [sales]: aye
[20:41]:Lozlo [sales]: 1m
[20:41]:Proteus [sales]: 2M
[20:42]:Sosa [sales]: class 5 ship going for 2m 123...
[20:42]:Aimar {sales}: 2.1m
[20:42]:Proteus [sales]: 2.2
[20:42]:Nct (sales): 2.3m
[20:42]:Proteus [sales]: 2.5
[20:42]:Nct (sales): 3m
[20:43]:Sosa [sales]: going for a cig, selling when i´m back

shoot almost had it XP

This chest is made from oak and is an excellent item for storing valuable
treasures.
It is labeled as Crap.
See 'help large oak crate' for more information.
The chest has small silvery plate with name 'Jillian'
This item is in AWESOME condition.
It looks very heavy.
Crap contains: (1 out of 4 slots used)
a small shiny box for storing minerals labeled as Delsym <yellow glow> (9/10)
You kick a large oak crate labeled as Crap (open) over.
All the contents fall to the floor.

i go to my room and kick crap over XD

Deep beneath the surface of the earth.
You are somewhere far and deep below where the light has never reached. The
walls feel warm and the air is thick. The earth rumbles quietly below you and
occasionally a patch of rubble crumbles down from the ceiling. Your senses are
beginning to numb as the pressure of the depths is climbing.
There is some text scribbled to the wall saying 'level 19'.
The mine supports are collapsed and beyond repair.
Obvious exits are: u and d.

whoot

Deep beneath the surface of the earth.
You are somewhere far and deep below where the light has never reached. The
walls feel warm and the air is thick. The earth rumbles quietly below you and
occasionally a patch of rubble crumbles down from the ceiling. Your senses are
beginning to numb as the pressure of the depths is climbing.
There is some text scribbled to the wall saying 'level 18'.
The mine supports are collapsed and beyond repair.
Obvious exits are: u and d.


working on it, best mineshaft yet

[leader+]: Jillian gives her own Japanese School Girls [Made by: Jillian]

for all you tentacle monsters you can now haz Japanese School Girls XD

The abyss contains roughly 100 kg of nullium.


um...okay?

[20:24]:Jillian [leader+]: why is mining like a bad horror movie?
[20:24]:Jefe Fluther [leader+]: always the same thing?
[20:24]:Jillian [leader+]: no
[20:24]:Jillian [leader+]: nameless being
[20:24]:Fred [leader+]: dig deeper!
[20:25]:Jillian [leader+]: faceless horror
[20:25]:Jillian [leader+]: scary
[20:25]:Dabie [leader+]: unless you have blonde hair, big boobs, and run
screaming into the least safe place...it is just like mining and nothing else
[20:25]:Jillian [leader+]: and creepy
[20:25]:Jillian [leader+]: i unpack my sabres and try to kill it before it
kills me
[20:26]:Jillian [leader+]: and still get my ass handed to me, but at least i
go out fighting

[17:53]:Cyberman <bat>: rm
[17:54]:Cordoba (bat): lol 'bat rm stats'
[17:55]:Gerblain [bat]: no fish?
[17:55]:Cordoba (bat): what fish?
[17:56]:Gerblain [bat]: bat stats fish
[17:56]:[bat]: Tugmeno yells 'Gimme gimme gimme!!!'.
[17:56]:Kohothegreat {bat}: how much is the fish?
[17:57]:Cordoba (bat): if you ask Cyberman it's pretty much fish rm
[17:59]:Cyberman <bat>: i hate
[18:00]:Cordoba (bat): you hate fish?
[18:25]:Jillian [bat]: nice typo
[18:26]:Evilild (bat): good we arent going to be removed then!
[18:26]:Grizzt <bat>: rm
[18:26]:Dabie [bat]: it would level the playing field a bit :D

Give me a valuable substance and I will make an ass of myself

This was crafted by a mad midget. [Made by: Jillian]

You successfully create a starmetal sabre.

[02:56]:Cyberman <chat>: What is whit this chit chat?
[02:56]:Glenfast [chat]: it's the FOOKIN chat channel!
[02:57]:Glenfast [chat]: thats what

just doesn't seem like a good idea...

what do you call an equipment frame made of nullium when you're a complete
asstard?

Thriller [Made by: Jillian]

heh

You really hope that the tunnel is not going to collapse just now.

wtf would you have that room emote here, i'm scared now...

Dabie focuses divinely on Tree and rushes towards it in a twirling howling
mass of claws! Praise  for this is pure beastly fury! You feel the divine
presence of Azzarakk as you excitedly watch Dabie devour the very strength of
Tree as he keeps rending Tree with him claws.

heehee with him claws

You are prepared to do the skill.
If you only had a pick...
The rope will come in handy.

now i remember what the pick is for...

You begin working on refining the olivine.
You screw up big time and ruin your ore.
...but in a streak of luck, you somehow manage to spare most of it!

could be and has been worse.... son of a ...

Bank: 123456.74
made me lol but i'm retarded

Owner of a cart named apples, if you've seen it then...yeah XD


while we're on the subject...
exp: 14230

just noticing these random things

A shallow mining shaft.
You're in a shallow and murky mineshaft. The moisture on the walls drips
quietly into the ground, and an eerie howl circles the corridors as the wind
quietly brushes against the walls. Every direction looks exactly the same.
The mine supports are in moderate shape.
Obvious exits are: out and d.
A faceless horror


you bastard...

A terrible scream echoes around the mine, something has awoken from the
depths.

wtf would i wanna go down there...

There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
Deep beneath the surface of the earth.
You are somewhere far and deep below where the light has never reached. The
walls feel warm and the air is thick. The earth rumbles quietly below you and
occasionally a patch of rubble crumbles down from the ceiling. Your senses are
beginning to numb as the pressure of the depths is climbing.
The mine supports are in moderate shape.
Obvious exit is: up.
Jillian's floating disc
a jade stone
a cup (empty)


dear god it's above me....

(15:29) Puppaz tells you 'off again to make food, have fun making bra's out of
 tomatoes, or whatever it is you'll do next :P'

Info: You win 10 task points. Sweden loses everything.

Task Points: 10

The supports of the mine give out and a ton of rocks and sand crash on you!
That really HURT!
hp: 378 (665) [-287]
The mine supports are in moderate shape.


wth...

Your sharp piece of rock is completely worn out and crumbles into dust.

Oo

You are prepared to do the skill.
You continuously beat and bang the material at hand trying to mold it, trying
to get it to match what you see in your imagination. Ever so slowly you
submerge the final product in some water to gently cool it.  You lift it from
the water and it gleams brilliently in the light.  Suddenly your creation
SHATTERS into a million pieces some of which strike you causing some wounds.
You sob sadly while you slowly pick up the remains and put them back in the
forge.
You remove the material from the forge and begin banging on it repeatedly.
Trying desperately to manipulate it into a desired shape and into form.
Unfortunately you only succeed in wasting your precious materials. Your final
product is truly a joke. You blush in shame at your creation. Then proceed to
toss it back into the forge where it seperates into it's previous form.

You continuously beat and bang the material at hand trying to mold it, trying
to get it to match what you see in your imagination. Ever so slowly you
submerge the final product in some water to gently cool it.  You lift it from
the water and it gleams brilliently in the light.  Suddenly your creation
SHATTERS into a million pieces some of which strike you causing some wounds.
You sob sadly while you slowly pick up the remains and put them back in the
forge. YIKES!!! Your mistake destroyed all your material!

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              KK     A   A  ---  BBBB   O   O  O   O  M     M 
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               ***********You are hit by divine fire**********

Livingstone tells you 'Jolly good! Twat brought me the corpse of 'a wriggling
moray eel'. Hopefully we have a new target soon.'


fish play? not too gross...

[23:14]:Tulkas {chat}: welcome to Mount Talk (tm)  the new chat-radio show
where we discuss mount repair, mount sickness, mount re-animation, mount
summoning, mount banishing, but not mount mounting!
[23:15]:Tulkas {chat}: now our first caller is calling via the ghost channel,
and their mount is on Roth
[23:15]:Tulkas {chat}: Ghost of Yari [ghost]:  WTF?  my mount died, and i did
not bury the corpse and it got up and kicked my ass!
[23:17]:Tulkas {chat}: can you describe the sound it made?
[23:17]:Blayke (chat): W: yari back!
[23:17]:Tulkas {chat}: Ghost of Yari [ghost]:  nothing like the sound it is
going to make when i get back there after a new body!  Wanted new body, 10k
gold tip!

The worm's head pops out from the corpse, its mouth full of flesh.

Not TOO gross...

Sosa [wanted]: Typo messages with bell removed, scares me shitless

I just think windows found new ways to annoy me XD

Coal black golem shouts 'Twat drowned in his own blood!'

Yes.. they do that sometimes...

Puppaz humps Corpse of Abbess of Lumine like a dog.

Tugmeno [newbie]: or thrown of your mount
Tugmeno [newbie]: remember someone who managed to die from that with 3m during
blood bath

EPIC SUCKAGE

You are not skilled enough to ride drake.

Inventions! Progress! *SMASH!* Breaking stuff!

Oops, your foot slips and a rock plunges down - luckily not you.
Oh no, you lose your footing, slip and fall all the way down!

You hum a little gnomic tune while you tinker away, it is starting to irritate
the hell out of even yourself.

When good posts go bad, you learn not to type.

Panthos has summoned you!
Outer East Vault.
The walls of this 30-foot-square room are meticulously clean.
A ladder leans against the south end of the west wall.  A 10-foot-
square cube sits in the center of this room.
Obvious exit is: east.
Panthos Panathinaikos the Human Der Pänister < training day > (horny)
hp: 301 (498) [] sp: 206 (365) [] ep: 227 (227) cash: 690 [+66] exp: 30156
[+502]
Panthos starts concentrating on a new skill.
You are carrying 43.9 kg of equipment (burden):
1162 coins (1 mithril, 1 anipium, 3 platinum, 16 gold, 23 silver, 36 bronze,
20
 copper, 180 tin and 882 zinc) [Cash: 690.30  Bank: 138538.24  Total:
 139228.54]
a charcoal pen
a red rocket
A small piece of cheese
a small black key
A lightweight shovel
a tiny trashcan
a set of cooking utensils
magical portable pantry
a herb pouch
Panthos raises his arm in greeting.
Panthos touches you in all the right places.
Suddenly you lose all feeling from your limbs. Weird.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Panthos toe-kicks you ripping out a still beating heart.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Panthos toe-kicks you ripping out a still beating heart.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Panthos slightly pierces you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
hp: -130 (498) [-431] sp: 206 (365) [] ep: 227 (227) cash: 690 [] exp: 30156
[]
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Panthos starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
Panthos toe-kicks you ripping out a still beating heart.
Your armours absorb some of the damage.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Panthos grasps you ripping out a still beating heart.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Panthos toe-kicks you ripping out a still beating heart.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Panthos disappears in a puff of smoke!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

AMORIA, the first world of ELYSIUM.
This world is an untroubled land of woodland and meadow, There are several
trading towns here, strung like pearls along Oceanus's banks - the largest of
these is Release From Care. To be here now, you must have done something good
during your life as a mortal.

Welcome to HEAVEN. You can now enjoy the land of fertile richness and
unsurpassed natural beauty, as you are waiting to be revived from your
non-corporeal state to normal character. You may ask for a resurrect. You can
use 'ghost' channel. If you do not get resurrected you may 'pray'. Type accept
for help about accepting reincs/resses. You can also see help pages by 'help'
command.
There are no obvious exits.
Ghost of Keat
You feel the pains of Hell for a moment, but a moment later you wake up some
place else.