Fingust tells you 'delam 1 quest' Fingust tells you 'dodge staff' You tell
Fingust 'zakaj si to men povedu?' Fingust tells you 'nevem'

Another one from HC

You lick your own leather pants labeled as Josko's MegaPants <white glow>.

here is one from HC

Takku {newbie}: last time I was an active wizard it was Mardus@bat telling me
he's looking at half-naked teenage girls in the web

a Jugoslovanski Riesling

That is an item that i found recently... First i had quite a laugh, but then
had to think about it... Jugoslavia doesnt even exists anymore..

You are prepared to do the skill. You hit Monk brutally in the leg
annihilating living tissue AND quickly hit again! You hit Monk lightly in the
thigh causing a small cut AND quickly hit again! Monk squeals in utter
horrifying agony as his blood and internal organs fall upon the ground. You
score a CRITICAL hit! Cackling demonically you horribly shred Monk causing
heart tissue to fly everywhere. Monk staggers for a moment, then drops to the
ground, lifeless. Monk is DEAD, R.I.P.