Today a got amulet of truth from santa... again :)

Tarken bat: did thematrix ever make a new character?
Moonraven bat: we would know it by now! :P

Atomska [wanted]: loan
Pyggins (wanted): you are bad investment atomska, sorry

Blux tells you 'pazi protse ;) 4x UNGODLY ;p'

Mardraum [wanted]: Name of the mob with trilloch ring ?

Tarken [navigator]: why doesn't my dim door work?
Enochian (navigator): you suck

Tarken [ghost]: Telthsar tells you 'I though krzysiek was a kobold and i
could; kill him...'

Krzysiek [sales]: ssmud is a cheater he didn't want to sell anip even with 25%
markup!

Ssmud [sales]: he wanted 15m!

Zumbalo (wanted): stop playing and start drinking you nerds

Nullnullatte (chat): for next x-mas I'll tattoo my dick and balls so they
resemble santa claus carrying his bag of gifts...

Pradedek tells you 'jst sm su pa za urco se sankat

Theophrast grabs you by  the balls and wiggles them around painfully! You
can't help but wince.

lost 1/3 of former body weight.

Krzysiek [sales]: sell me bodor ring 10k each will buy 100
[sales]: Ssmud waves goodbye to Bodor for the next week.

Lost 1/4 of my former body weight. 

You hit Adventurer brutally in the neck causing horrible gouges AND quickly
hit again! You hit Adventurer softly in the chest causing a small cut. Using
your mastery of Bladed Fury you hit extra HARD! Congratulations! You have just
completed Bladed fury 200! Your inhumanly cruel onslaught on Adventurer causes
it to collapse upon the ground writhing in sheer agony as it begs and pleads
for death to save it from the pain! deposit gold

-35kg and counting....

I lost 1/5 of my total body weight :) doesn't have any blog entries. 

Back to basics.... Tree hugger.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You jump-kick HUGE bully.
unarmed without any ma :p

Favorit <bat>: wireless is creepy, i'm still old fashioned with crackload of
wires in the house.
Znake [bat]: well me too but my wife has a rabbit :)
Favorit <bat>: umm, make one of the wires have 220V?
Favorit <bat>: that will teach the fucker to chew on them!

Zutier [chat]: anyone here speak latin, mine is very rusty
(chat): Hit us?
(chat): Tonto whacks Hit with a large, slimy salmon.

Krump tells you 'You grin wickedly, making cutting gestures and chant 'likz az
zurgeeon'
Krump tells you 'You are now female.'
Krump bends over at the waist for you.

{party}: Pradedek rubs his dick while thinking of Jure
DAMN GAY!!!!!

Blux tells you 'to bo eno pivo'

I lost 1/6 of my total weight :)

Favorit <bat>: Let me introduce you my friend for tonight. Mr. Jack Daniels!

Hits: 1666 Misses: 666 
LoL :)

She is the leader of the Cyclops race.

Suddenly in a last attempt to kill you Trak runs against you!
  ..But you feint and tackle him to the ground.
     ..You raise your weapon and start bludgeoning him repeatedly..
        ..And bludgeoning..
            ..And bludgeoning..
                ..until his body is but a mush of meat and blood.

Pradedek tells you 'lcut delam aww :DD'

Gore <bat>: soon all nations will be socialist and bow to me. Muahahahahaa.

Tfafalcon tells you 'zakaj vsi mislte da sm biu na morju?'
Tfafalcon tells you 'modem se mi je skuru'

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You uncontrollably slash Disciple.

You tell Blux 'and a better solo kill'
Blux tells you 'go get ur self a beeter Iq'

You tell Blux 'hja sploh nis tok neumn kokr zgledas'
Blux tells you 'skoda k tega ne mormo rect zate :('
Blux pats you on the head.

Ghost of Cevap [ghost]: ress
Pradedek [party]: cevap se ze ogreva

[11:20]:Ghost of Svaba [ghost]: FINGUST BO DOBU PO PICKI

Juggelo <bat>: it was still in my trousers for fucks sake.

Fizzl <bat>: dear mr. bush, all i ask for this christmas is your suicide

Info: BatMUD will be down from ~17:00 EET today to tomorrow late morning
because of maintenance work at Bat's ISP. This affects BatMUD, HC BatMUD, but
not BatMUD Classic.
Farliss (bat): also known as boozebreak

I am fat.

[23:39]:Jure [channellers]: how do i doo drain orb gq?
[23:39]:Miger [channellers]: drain an orb
[23:39]:Wermine [channellers]: I'll tell you when you learn to type
[23:40]:Jure [channellers]: How do I do the drain orb guild quest?
[23:40]:Jure [channellers]: better?
[23:40]:Jenming [channellers]: you are kidding right?
[23:40]:Wermine [channellers]: that's better, I'll tell you now..

Mithrand {wanted}: theres no real habotank since krzy bought the sword :/
Llewar [wanted]: he...who almost resisted the virgin of lythcastle.. who
almost
 singlehandedly has slain tiamat.. who almost "made it".
Moss [wanted]: blayke?

Blux tells you 'jah naceloma sm zelo navezan nanj'

Blux [party]: i drink to forget
Blux [party]: i forgot

Blux tells you 'i feel with you for our lack of beer'

Don't get drunk and ask every girl to date with you. It is not very
productive.

My head hurtz

You tell Iona 'krump send u a hug or two'      Iona tells you 'i'd send him
millions of hugs back, but i'm too drunk to write'

Gogo dancers own my eyes

Cevap [sales]: da ti jebem mater

We all fade away.

Blux tells you 'dons sm pil kamilica caj v baru .p'
Naj mu kdo pomaga....

98934: the earth elemental
1538: Wandering skeleton of Earth elemental

378235: Artemis, the master of all mages
My first eq mob me leading :)

You tell Blux 'dej se instant reincu u conjuta plis :p'
Blux laughs out loud at you.

two s of Death labeled as J purple glow

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God is Dead
                -- Nietzsche
Nietzsche is Dead
                -- God
Nietzsche is God
                -- The Dead
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Congratulations! You have just completed Ranger lord 50!
Jure failed to take lordship from Druff.  He was 50.0981% as good as the
current lord.

Arakorni <bat>: lesbian women are ok, if they are bi

You tell Tfafalcon 'si ti preprican da si clovek?'
Tfafalcon tells you 'not really :)'

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former" 
                                        -- Albert Einstein.
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You tell Mithrand 'I bow to you THE LEADER od all tree man :)'
Mithrand pats you on the head.

hmm never mid that last add, he just toldme he is drunk n Blux tells you
'ubistvu grem iskat seenga!' n n Blux tells you 'uniona kolega, uniona.'

Just realizzed Blux is the most EVIL nun in the whole game.  n

Blux tells you 'a si se zapohu?'

[03:09]:Arakorni <bat>: Krzysiek I have marked your words
[03:10]:Tiamat [bat]: Now *that* was FUN Krzysiek !
[03:10]:Arakorni <bat>: hmm only one round
[03:10]:Arakorni <bat>: quite not what I expected from your tales
[03:16]:Dogi {bat}: where is timmy?



[03:17]:Arakorni <bat>: at my study
[03:17]:Ealoren [bat]: Can I join? I don't cheat


[03:17]:Dogi {bat}: timmy i am waiting you at sc of orion
[03:17]:Thematrix [bat]: ealoren is a cheat
[03:17]:Tiamat [bat]: Yeah, I lost 200 Batium in the last game :( ..

Now I am BIGGER, MEANER, FASTER and more beautiful than all two eyed folk.

Don't hate becuose I am beautifull.

note to my self when my kind begin playing mud i will have to no eq:

Glaurung [bat]: naah it would suck 008... just think about it.. 'daddy can i;
use your vorpal?' 'no, you'll just lsoe it' 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I;
WANNA' 'use battlecry at kid, You shred, you BARBARICALLY REND' 'you burn the;
corpse etc'..

Harle [bat]: what country is USA in?

Favorit <bat>: It's a small swedish province i head.

You sold a tinning kit for 2429 gold coins.Shopkeeper says That was a total of
2429 gold coins for 1 items.

Who the fuck got the fucking idea of tuning locs??? 

Why why did u do that.

There is nothing right in this world :(

and don't tell me to change mud I like this one just fine.

Delveling {wanted}: spell name '..... .... ... .. .!' = ? Grimpold (wanted):
delveling you moron, that's invis

Hmmm.... This reinc is not so bad I like it. LoC with camping :)

Back to LoC.

Yeah BaBy

You tell Mrhurtyou 'turn sales on :p' Mrhurtyou tells you 'i try to keep
channels off so i dont spam :P' You tell Mrhurtyou 'just don't tolk on them
just read' Mrhurtyou tells you 'dude, i canttt. lol'

My money is buying cigaretes NO MORE.

Favorit tells you 'i need to send your blo to your mom i think ;P'

Note to myself: to much Vodka, beer and weed isn't good for my stomach. :(

No alcohol and pot till' next weekend.