Davelok brutally beats Frob.
Davelok perforates Frob.
Davelok cruelly chomps Frob.
Frob lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Davelok kicks Frob.
 
turbo boost, kitt!

You sold a jerked wahoo for 43 gold coins.

Krzysiek {sales}: you can tell your friends you got 5dam legs :)

[07:26]:Vijita [chat]: coal burn stove no natural gas, if that aint
country...i'll kiss your ass
[07:34]:Vijita [chat]: you dont have to call me darlin, darlin...
[07:34]:Vijita [chat]: you never even called me by my name
[08:24]:Vijita [chat]: Hunter S Thompson, R.I.P.

hp: 5 (680) [-228] sp: 343 (415) [] ep: 82 (299)

  Reels   [ =*= ]    [ =*= ]    [ =*= ]    [     ]    [ =*= ]

Carpenter yells 'I am over two centuries old and totally tasteless! Go away!'

You savagely shave Apeman.

Dark mist appear from nowhere and starts to swirl around you before you can
move. The mist seeps into your throat and your vision blurs as you feel the
presence of evil gods. Before the mist disappears you hear in your head a
voice say 'Those who follow their inner evil shall be rewarded!'

27 Jan - 17:36   The man-eating leopard from Rudraprayag
oops. gotta watch the mudtime better...
hey, it should ignore me anyway, i'm skin+bones -skin...

Mankind tells you 'sorry, rasism'
 
there's just something stupidly profound there, 
but ahhh fuckit

You feel like you just got slightly better in long blades.

Salmon jumps up from the river, hits its head on the rock and promptly falls
back into the river. *SPLASH* *PLONK* *SPLASH*

You are prepared to do the skill.
Your blow impacts with chaotic force...
A blanket of rage shuts out all but Piranha.  Sensing its every move, you
slash it with a series of powerful blows that leaves it reeling backwards in
complete disarray.  Wave upon wave of healing spreads through your body.
hp: 370 (672) [+5]

Wight flaps arms and utters the magic words 'noccon uurthg'
Wight casts a spell at you.
Con: Great (88++)
:D

White rook splits you.
Hp: 369 (642) [-273]
An icebolt hits you.
That really HURT!
Your body is almost FROZEN solid!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
hp: -160 (642) [-395]

Orc chef shouts 'Angu's BLOOD tasted good!'

He has been on for 3h, 8min and 1s, idle 3h, 7min and 59s.
 
name omitted to protect the guilty =)

You ask Jacob about gate.
Jacob spits.
Jacob says 'A skeleton? It is best you leave now, minion of evil!'

From the present falls a genuine BatBanana (tm).

don't read this, read rapscallion's, it's a million times funnier.

Your blade is a really soft and fluffy bunny tail.

Rulla arrives from west.
Rulla points at Proteus and declares 'Your doom is at hand! The reavers take
no prisoners!'
Proteus didn't seem all that scared.
Rulla looks very sad.
Rulla leaves east.

Mummy leaves west.
You are prepared to do the skill.
Use vampiric blow at whom?
Mummy arrives from west.

[18:01]:Khonshu [newbie]: saves more xp than ress but nerfs you for like 6
hours
[18:01]:Coolguy [newbie]: saves 3/4 of your exp from death, but messes up your
char for about 6 hours
[18:01]:[newbie]: Khonshu eyes Coolguy suspiciously.
[18:03]:Tarken [newbie]: is there anytrhing dangerous in hell's dojo?
[18:04]:Coolguy [newbie]: heh it isnt called kittycat dojo, is it? :)
[18:04]:Khonshu [newbie]: come on man, it's called hell's dojo... =)
[18:04]:[newbie]: Khonshu goes 'Gnnnn!'.
[18:04]:[newbie]: Khonshu eyes Coolguy suspiciously.
(18:04) @Coolguy grins sheepishly at you.
You tell Coolguy 'that's just spooky twice in a row :)'
(18:04) @Coolguy agrees with you fully.

w00 finally exceptional make
A steel katana named 'Shadowshard'
all i need now is to make nonhandless $ so i can experiment
with blade materials... :P

How much fnord could a fnordchuck fnord if a fnordchuck could chuck fnord

muscle shirt: best item desc ever
--
This baggy shirt can hardly be called a garment. It looks like a bag with
three really big holes cut out of it, one in each side. It is favored by guys
with huge bulging muscles and lots of chest hair who are laboring under the
misapprehension that they will now be able to pick up chicks.

You open the present.
The present is empty!

You start moshing with Santa Claus.

Demo (wanted): I can give some gas for you for hanukka gift

5 Khonshus
my highscore so far... in lens room =)

Santa Claus shouts 'Entor the christmas elf dies from a single blow, well
 almost at least!'

You lead the skeleton race.
 previous leader just recined to duck =)

Wow, this place looks so exciting that you gain additional 28318 exp!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
hp: 1 (659) [-225] sp: 169 (420) [] ep: 211 (292)

You parry.
...AND riposte.
...BUT you avoid being stunned.

Nun blows you.
Nun slaps you.

Proteus vanishes in a bright flash as reality snaps.
Koan takes a look at her notebook.
Koan erases a line from her notebook.

This is the lowest level of HELL, and you have managed to see it.  Poor you.

Fire wand (3/100) explodes!
You feel like your spell gained additional power.
A flame arrow hits you.
You watch with selfpride as your flame arrow hits yourself.
 
mmm hmmm.

Damogran says 'A Newbie Axe has no value for newbies.'

just noticed i have more xp on me than cash in bank.
i don't have a helluvalotta xp on me.
oh well...

Stupid Mudding Confession #47:
find myself typing "ponder" in linux shell more then i'll 
ever publically admit.

2.5M totals isn't really enough to be doing this with, but now 
i'm loc-addicted.  no matter how crappy my blade is, i don't wanna
lose what souls i have by going something else for a while, hehh.
ok, </ramble>.

so i suck at minmaxing, hehh.  let's see, wolfman, skeleton, ogre,
lizardman, tinmen. the tinmen AC is helping me not at all.
I think i misread skillcosts too, 'cause i drained all xp
getting to far less skills than last reinc...
 
so now the only question is what to be for final (force)reinc.
Wolfman, what i started as, may be best choice after all.
But skeleton was fun.  Hmm.... argh

tooooo manyyyyyy raaacessssssss

And on a slightly more STUPID note, why do ISPs maintain when you
call about spam that they know virus headers are bogus and they
couldn't POSSIBLY be spreading shit even tho it looks like they are -
and yet their ^*#@?!! virus filters bounce notification messages
to the *apparent* senders, i.e. the WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE, and
incidentally (the best part!) keeping the attachments intact,
thereby guaranteeing that their stupid snide bounces actually
spread the damn things further to people what hadn't gotten it yet.
 
I am so ready to turn to the dark side. Sick of all the idiots.

Villager beats you.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Villager spanks you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
hp: 74 (737) [-311]

Harrison cuffs you.
Harrison knocks you.
You are about to DIE!
hp: 99 (737) [-328]

what the HELL!

Sometimes, you're struck by something that touches you, that brings
part of your past bouncing up and down on your head annoyingly
until you sorta have to acknowlege it but you don't know how.
So you reach out in some small way, and sometimes, *sometimes,*
there's some random connection made that reminds you there's a
point to having survived shit, maybe.
 
usually tho you just get reminded that people suck and you should just
shut the fuck up.  Damn, forgot to take my Phuqitol again....

and oh yeah, incidentally noticed today some windows public bbs thing where
messages dated 
today are STILL asking "what's with the svchost crashing business?" 
Noted 3-4 scattered OMFG ITS A ^)$@?!! WORM YOU ^*)@?!! IDIOTS, PATCH YOUR SYS
ALREADY
largely lost in the overwhelming flood of ineptitude the site was awash in.
Wheeeee!

Get mail from coworker asking "is this bad?"
Check history of what he's forwarded me, you know, backwards... most recent
crap is first.  Skip down and see the guy's hosting an open form being used
to process scam / fraud info ("quick! give me your account info!") at other
systems, and said systems' abuse teams are getting irate.

Pound head against desk a few times, then calmly alert various managerial
muckity-mucks about potential felonies being performed with our equipment
on our network.

sheesh.

assassinated on contract today.  started this char in may, level 30,
never really partied with anyone much, and already making new friends!
Wheeeee!