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Posted: 24 Jun 2006 00:54 [ permalink ] 
Serving wench says 'Well, hello, Klerris, you're looking sharp today.'
Posted: 15 Jun 2006 00:48 [ permalink ] 
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Ranwind the King's knight forcing
the heart to explode and then magically implode.
Posted: 05 Jun 2006 20:26 [ permalink ] 
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY REND Waiter causing the soul to get
sucked out.
Posted: 04 Jun 2006 00:53 [ permalink ] 
Bone tells you 'as a tiger i sometimes pick the locks on boxes, put amazing
 gizmos and franz's asses in and then lock them again and drop them on
 monsters'
Posted: 15 May 2006 01:31 [ permalink ] 
A tremor shakes the ground, and you almost fall.  Looking for the source you
see the shadowy form of Klerris silhouetted against the blood-red sun.  He is
standing on the summit of Earthshaker's Peak, holding aloft a blade that
throbs with energy.  A vortex of chaotic energy forms above the fabled peak. 
The vortex suddenly collapses and is absorbed by the blade.  

Klerris shouts 'Let the forces of CHAOS rule Batmud!'
Posted: 02 May 2006 13:11 [ permalink ] 
Tiger shark almost RIPS your arm OFF!!
Blood gushes all around!
Posted: 23 Apr 2006 16:14 [ permalink ] 
Scytale mumbles 'reagent knows you as the aussie highbie :).'
Posted: 16 Apr 2006 23:52 [ permalink ] 
Steelarm winds up and takes three massive swings!
He stabs at your stomach with the sharp tip of his axe!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Then, he swats at your head with the flat of his axe!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Finally, he takes a hard swing at your neck!
You are unable to avoid the blow!
***WHACK*** decapiated!
Posted: 03 Mar 2006 01:11 [ permalink ] 
On March 1, 2006 at 01.44am my daughter,
Amelia Lily MacPherson was born!!
Posted: 12 Feb 2006 20:33 [ permalink ] 
Livingstone takes the corpse from you.
Livingstone exclaims 'Just what I was looking for. You are showing talent,
young hunter!'  
Livingstone pays you your reward, 2943 gold coins.
You gain 8 hunt points, your total in this reinc is 8 points.
Posted: 23 Dec 2005 17:34 [ permalink ] 
Info: Klerris now leads the Aussie race.
Posted: 21 Jun 2004 09:05 [ permalink ] 
Obvious exits are: w, e and sw.
A lady is walking here carrying an umbrella
You ask Lady about poo.
Lady says 'Good Lord, what do you expect me to know about that?'
Posted: 02 Jun 2004 15:55 [ permalink ] 
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Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic
without looking to see whether the seeds move.
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Posted: 29 May 2004 19:36 [ permalink ] 
For soon the cold of night will fall, summoned by your own hand.
Posted: 20 Feb 2004 09:35 [ permalink ] 
You donate Fen the Human Superhiiri!, for 0 points.
Posted: 04 Feb 2004 12:06 [ permalink ] 
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