Total of 150203642 experience spent on character.
and over 100d's old
not gonna rebirth though, thinking more of a retiring
or at least a break from this fucking shit
She was created Sun Feb 09 00:04:33 2003 and she is 100d and 6s old.
whee, hunnerd days old now...
You shred Priest.
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You BARBARICALLY BASH Priest.
Priest's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Priest is DEAD, R.I.P.
x
You feel more proficient in Fishing.
train barbarix
Barbarix is not available.
why?
You are prepared to do the skill.
A sense of pride overcomes you as you light the fire.
You feel like you just got slightly better in fire building.
Fire building | 61 |
:) go barbs go
You exclaim 'This won't hurt a bit!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
BRUTAL! YOU ARE BRUTAL!
[00:26]:Hatefreezer (suomi): l<zstr
[00:26]:Hatefreezer (suomi): last9
[00:26]:Hatefreezer (suomi): last0
[00:26]:Hatefreezer (suomi): melkee opsasin
You exclaim 'This won't hurt a bit!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU ARE A NO GOOD HELLBOUND SAVAGE! NICELY DONE!
You exclaim 'Jingle bells, jingle bells!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
The goat bleeds from its anus
You slit Reaver Beastmaster.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
You REALLY WHACK Reaver Beastmaster.
Reaver Beastmaster stops existing in this reality.
Reaver Beastmaster is DEAD, R.I.P.
Hp:1/1151 Sp:29/29 Ep: -46/405
You are FAMISHED.
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You BARBARICALLY BASH Priest.
whee
Ancient book of knowledge (friendly)
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about consider.
boohoo :(
[22:03]:Tonser [suomi]: sainpas 0.7 sisuviinan o_P
[22:04]:Nasu [suomi]: taivaassa perseet tervataan
Danefl roars 'pitäs olla joku idle-exp bonus pool.'
Danefl roars 'tasasesti rullailis, vois killalla idlee ja trainia välil.'
vahingossa kuultua...
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You BARBARICALLY REND Priest.
*
Total of 100047663 experience spent on character.
puuh finally...
Bigmouth the HUNGRY giant
he isn't afraid of any battlecries anymore.
???
http://www.thenoobcomic.com/daily/strip001.html
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You CRUELLY DISMEMBER Smurf.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
YUCH, Smurf's entrails spill all over the place.
Smurf is DEAD, R.I.P.
No such player (Pillu).
No such player (Mulkku).
No such player (Muna).
No such player (Perse).
No such player (Fuck).
..ja kaikki hyvät nimet on muka jo viety.
Int: Awesome (103+++)
???
Olen ankanperkele,
uiskentelen veessä.
Pien ankanperkele,
sun muskelivenees eessä.
Ei tarvii multa tietä kysyy usvassa,
kun vastaan että se on sulla pohjassa.
Olen ankanperkele,
uiskentelen veessä,
pien ankanperkele,
sun muskelivenees eessä.
Barbarian says 'Ackuba uuga buuga, bo flomp! BikBik be baantha!'
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You BARBARICALLY REND Baby black pudding.
Baby black pudding dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Baby black pudding is DEAD, R.I.P.
You are prepared to do the skill.
But you already are enraged!
You no longer feel enraged.
You STUN Trak, who loses connection to reality.
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You CRUELLY DISMEMBER Cook.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Cook dies in a massive pool of blood.
Cook is DEAD, R.I.P.
can you getrobbed more than once by the bank robbers [01:48]:Nu [wanted]: yep
[01:48]:Tarken [wanted]: no [01:49]:Nu [wanted]: no?
[01:49]:Tarken [wanted]: yes?
Koparampo [party]: Building fire... Koparampo [party]: Building fire...
Koparampo [party]: Building fire... Koparampo [party]: Building fire...
Koparampo [party]: Building fire... Koparampo [party]: Building fire...
Koparampo [party]: Building fire... Koparampo [party]: Building fire...
Koparampo [party]: Building fire... Koparampo [party]: Building fire...
Koparampo [party]: Building fire...
finally...
You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:
You are satiated. -------------------------------------------------------------
-------- Wasting time is an important part of living. -------------------------
--------------------------------------------
You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:
--------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING:
Reading this fortune can affect the dimensionality of your mind,
change the curvature of your spine, cause the growth of hair on your palms,
and make a difference in the outcome of your favorite war. --------------------
-------------------------------------------------
A warm breath of divine power suddenly engulfs you! You feel your whole body
starts to regenerate at an incredible speed, your wounds closing and lost
stamina coming back faster than ever before. You have been blessed by
Arakorni, enjoy adventuring.
You score a *CRITICAL* hit! You BARBARICALLY REND Spotted pig. Spotted pig
dies in a massive pool of blood. Spotted pig is DEAD, R.I.P.
Knight flaps arms and utters the magic words 'cah mar nak semen' An icebolt
hits you. Your body is almost FROZEN solid! hp: 0 (1051) [-245] sp: 30 (30) []
ep: 74 (400) ***************************************************** You incise
Knight. Knight suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently,
then falls to the ground, lifeless. Knight is DEAD, R.I.P.
Str: Divine (435++++) Dex: Divine (227++++)
This was after Runeaxe enraged barbarian horde before blood bowl...
You shred Barbarian. You score a *CRITICAL* hit! You CRUELLY DISMEMBER
Barbarian. Barbarian gets an acute case of iron-poisoning. Barbarian is DEAD,
R.I.P.
joojee. ei mulla mitän sanottavaa oo, muuten vaan postaan. bostaan. nostan.
brllll.... english summary: blahblahblah
You score a *CRITICAL* hit! You BARBARICALLY REND Acolyte. Because of the low
amount of unidle players you receive some additional experience for your kill.
Acolyte dies in a massive pool of blood. Acolyte is DEAD, R.I.P.
Stratovarius sucks. All the players are very good, except the drummer who is
little one-dimensiona and the singe, who hasn't really got the voice. The band
still sucks as they can't make good songs imho.
You score a CRITICAL hit! You BRUTALLY TEAR Paladin. A large hole replaces
Paladin's face. Paladin is DEAD, R.I.P.
vittu ku vituttaa suaki vituttaa, eiks vaa? myönnä pois, työt ja naiset on
aika perseestä mieluummin kaivelisin vaan nenää ja miettisin niitä näitä,
kääpiöiden karvaisia alapäitä
yeah. yeayeayeah. work sucks, whinewhinewhine. a bit of ease coming up...
you know anyone by the name of nobody? i dont...
no remorse, no repent, I don't care, what it meant sucksuckSUUUCCCKKK..... You
feel your life draining away...
huoh... a big task behind in rl, now mud and study and work and child care?
these are easy
dumdum... life suckssometimes so you must suck harder...