So today, I killed myself! Or more accuratly, my clone killed me.

Lorem tells you 'Don't run, I am your friend!'
Lorem lightly slams you with shield causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Lorem's kick lashes at you with speed, but you manage to partly deflect it in
time.
You tear Lorem causing a small wound.
You miss Lorem.
Lorem cuts you causing large bones to crack loudly.
Lorem lightly slams you with shield crushing the skull, forcing brain tissue
to fly out.
Lorem cuts you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Lorem lightly slams you with shield causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
hp: -214 (673) [-87] sp: 434 (434) [] ep: 263 (315) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 542765
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You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
Lorem goes teasingly 'Nee-ner nee-ner neee-ner!!' at himself.
Lorem farts happily.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

Theresa tells you 'All right, just a moment .. this should take about 3min.'
Theresa tells you 'And please note this will take 65% of your experience.'

No tarms around for a ress sadly, so 65% of my days grinding on bunnies is out
the window. Ah well, bard life is not supposed to be easy!

Sergeant grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants (sex change)
You are now female.
Sergeant rapidly swallows a dozen iron nails and mumbles (heavy weight)
You suddenly feel magically heavier.
Sergeant grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants (sex change)
You are now neuter.
Sergeant grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants (sex change)
You are now male.
Sergeant grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants (sex change)
You are now female.
Sergeant grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants (sex change)
Sergeant screams with frustration as his spell fails.
Lorem looks bolder.
Sergeant grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants (sex change)
You are now neuter.
Sergeant grins wickedly, making cutting gestures, and chants (sex change)
You are now male.
Needless to say, timing when to attack this guy was important!

hp: 34 (661) [-4] sp: 478 (489) [] ep: 302 (338) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 278835 []
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
hp: 33 (661) [-1] sp: 478 (489) [] ep: 302 (338) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 278835 []
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You feel your wound healing and closing!
Well then. I am sure there is a lesson in there somewhere.

Alchemist says 'Oh my! You found my lost notes! I'm eternally grateful.'  
Congratulations! You have just completed Alchemist's dilemma!
You receive 1095 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Alchemist says 'Here, take this as a reward for your efforts.
Alchemist gives you a potion.

Nice, much better!
Doctor Oso says 'Very well.'
Doctor Oso gives you a cup of coffee.
Congratulations! You have just completed Coffee time!
You receive 1298 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
mmmm coffee!

Doctor Oso says 'Thanks again for your hard work.'    

It is a ring. It is made of some green crystal-like substance. Handling it
makes your hands tingle, and not in a good way - it feels as if something was
crawling through your hands. It must be magical.
This ring is in good condition.
It looks very light weight.

Congratulations! You have just completed Miller!
You receive 417 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
You have earned a fortune working as a miller in Waldrand!

Funtop croaks 'Ah, almost forgot your reward!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Competing architects!
You receive 722 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Funtop gives you a firm handshake, and as you pull back you notice that he
left a ring in your hand.

You give a small fluffy bunny-rabbit is sleeping to Idrilith.

Congratulations! You have just completed Rescue the bunny!
You receive 972 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.

Idrilith exclaims 'Ohhh, thank you! THANK YOU so much for finding my bunny!'  

Idrilith beams happily.
Elrohir says 'I thank you for helping my daughter. Here is some money for your
trouble. May the Loraen's blessings be with you.'  
Idrilith smiles happily.
Elrohir says 'We must go now, to continue our journey. Farewell.'   
Idrilith waves happily.

Elrohir chants the magic words (teleport without error)

Elrohir and Idrilith teleport away.