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Posted: 14 Jul 2009 08:19 [ permalink ]
293335: A filthy robed skaven performing a strange ritual
Posted: 26 Jun 2009 04:57 [ permalink ]
As a small child in the early 80's I was a big fan of Michael Jackson.  When
the video for Thriller premiered I was at my grandparent's place for a family
reunion. A group of my cousins, my brother and I got together and watched it. 
As Michael Jackson transformed into a werewolf I learned a very valuable
lesson: Michael Jackson is scary. 
Posted: 18 Feb 2009 06:56 [ permalink ]
Ethigoth whispers to you 'yo, let's kill lozlo.'
(06:46) Ethigoth asks 'yo deathbringer, wanna kill lozlo?'
(06:46) Deathbringer says 'i'm in bro.'

(fyi, Ethigoth and Deathbringer are mounts)
Posted: 10 Feb 2009 04:29 [ permalink ]
After living through countless adventures with his spaceship, the amazing and
fluffy Malcom yikes in surprise as he collides with the interstellar
birthdaycake. Congratulations!

Thanks to Gurth for navigating me into deliciousness! 
Posted: 17 Jan 2009 19:00 [ permalink ]
71667: A living statue of Zonni, made of the blackest onyx 
solo (with a little healing and a few prots towards the end from Mikaiyla)
Posted: 05 Jan 2009 08:42 [ permalink ]
380613: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo

prism and an empyrean rune!!!
Posted: 29 Sep 2008 08:01 [ permalink ]
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|   16863: Okk the Troll                                                     |
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Posted: 13 Aug 2008 06:13 [ permalink ]
Lavitz tells you 'I saw pictures of Poe from campcon, he is very good looking,
I applaud your taste in men' (Wed Aug 1303:22:48 2008)
Lavitz tells you 'FUCK YOU YOU BITCH NEXT TIME YOU REBIRTH PICK A DIFFERENT
NAME!' (Wed Aug 13 03:23:12 2008)

ROFLMAO
Posted: 10 Jun 2008 21:06 [ permalink ]
1072060: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
and later on
558572: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur 
Posted: 09 Jun 2008 19:36 [ permalink ]
130914: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner
Posted: 09 Jun 2008 01:24 [ permalink ]
Sick-balls > GPS

I actually made it to Campcon this year.  Kanis, Okk and I all went down
together using Kanis' mother's van.  Kanis had his GPS set for Campcon and
things were going well.  We made it into Indiana with no problems.  Once there
things did not go as smoothly.

I am not sure what highway, or possibly even road, it was but a section of it
went across a corn field that was flooded.  The flooding was so bad that the
water was over the road in several places.  In the distance we saw some kind
of SUV that traveled through the water without to much trouble,  I advised
Kanis to find another route, he decided to ignore me and go through.

There were two sections of the road covered with water, separated by about 100
feet of dry pavement,  We made it through the first part without any trouble. 
I thought 'ok, maybe I am being a pussy'.  We got part way into the second
section of water and i could hear the water pounding on the van door and see
spray on the window.  The van shook and you could feel it start to move
sideways.  Suddenly, the air stopped blowing cold and started blowing hot and
smelled of river.  The water had reached part of the engine.  Kanis will deny
that the van moved, but i recall him adjusting the steering wheel to the left
to keep us on the road.  Kanis gave it more gas and we made it out.  

After the Fording of Much Swearing we had no trouble for about 30 minutes.  We
traveled along some twisty back roads and the GPS gave instructions to take a
right.  The only option for a right was a section of grass with two tracks of
gravel for car tires.  After about 50 feet there was a log over the 'road'. 
It was small, fit just across the 'road' and looked to have been cut by a
chainsaw.  I mentioned to Kanis that the log looked like it was there on
purpose, but he ignored me and got out to move the log.  He had no trouble
moving the log and no one came out of the nearby house to shout at us.  

However, there was a snapping turtle sitting on one of the gravel tracks by
the road.  Kanis went to grab it by the side of it's shell and move it aside. 
The turtle opened it's mouth in warning and turned with him.  Not wanting to
lose a finger trying to pick it up Kanis grabbed a nearby stick and tried to
push the turtle aside.  The first attempt ended up with Kanis holding a
shorter stick.  He readjusted and managed to flip the turtle off into the
grass on the side of the road.  Kanis flipped the turtle again so that it was
right side up and got back into the van and we were off.

We traveled about 1/4 mile on the gravel tracks.  They led into woods, had
several sharp turns and ended at a locked gate.  It turns out that the turtle
was not just annoyed at being moved, he had been trying to warn us off from
going down a dead end.  While I was not that impressed so far with Kanis'
decisions on the trip, I was impressed by his ability to back up a minivan. 
He is damn good at that.

After some more searching, swearing at the GPS and a call to Don Gondor for
directions we made it to Campcon.  Only an hour and a half late!
Posted: 03 Jun 2008 11:58 [ permalink ]
794679: Golux, the master conjurer of slime
547640: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan
Posted: 01 Jun 2008 15:13 [ permalink ]
355333: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.
and later
146963: Fazid, the chief of mages
Kanis is my fucking hero
Posted: 01 Jun 2008 00:20 [ permalink ]
676723: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon
444361: huge, imposing looking orc male 
Posted: 30 May 2008 21:47 [ permalink ]
1466207: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire
511719: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
619965: an undead abomination  
Posted: 24 May 2008 17:37 [ permalink ]
1060472: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
738891: the black dread
526476: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader
Posted: 24 May 2008 01:15 [ permalink ]
952738: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 11 May 2008 10:40 [ permalink ]
1388490: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehension
Posted: 01 May 2008 07:55 [ permalink ]
I also love Lavitz
Posted: 01 May 2008 07:38 [ permalink ]
I love Gurth.
Posted: 19 Apr 2008 21:41 [ permalink ]
1065661: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 01 Apr 2008 10:08 [ permalink ]
Malcom lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Bolt of ice shoots from the top of Malcom's staff and hits the Kelnozz.
You get bad vibrations as Kelnozz's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Posted: 30 Mar 2008 07:35 [ permalink ]
The blood red demon shouts 'THE BLOOD BATH HAS ENDED.'
The demon tells you 'Thank you for participating in the Blood Bath.'
The demon tells you 'I'll grant you 50000 experience for your kills.'

The blood red demon shouts 'And the highest score was made by Morr!'
The blood red demon shouts 'You must be alive and in the game at the end!'
The blood red demon shouts 'The winner is Malcom!'
The demon tells you 'Congratulations. You have the highest score of the
 living players that are logged on. You feel more experienced.
 As a reward, I'll give you this potion.'
You have the 'Killer'-rank available until the next Blood Bath.
Congratulations! You have just completed Blood bath!
Peace and order is restored to the world. Stop fighting each other.
Posted: 25 Mar 2008 07:45 [ permalink ]
King Eowyn says 'Magnificent you have slain the beast.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Save the princess daisy!
Finally!!!
Posted: 01 Mar 2008 02:50 [ permalink ]
[18:41]:[aelena]: Snakelike guardian hisses 'The forcessss of chaosss feassst
on beer tonight! For the glory of Aelena!'
Posted: 06 Feb 2008 06:55 [ permalink ]
[06:53]:Imperator {party}: I"m not blog worthy

Sure you are.
Posted: 06 Feb 2008 06:25 [ permalink ]
241107: Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord

ZOMG the boredom!  Congrats to Talaine though.
Posted: 18 Jan 2008 06:52 [ permalink ]
1189694: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 27 Oct 2007 10:09 [ permalink ]
9: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers

Been wanting to do Norse cave for a while, once is enough though. *shudder*
Posted: 04 Aug 2007 06:25 [ permalink ]
Pancake tells you 'Displaying line 23:'
Pancake tells you '  23 don't mess with kheldor'