| * Single weapon wielders              divine (maxed) adaptation            |

6/16

[Jan 31 16:09]:[redacted] <terror+>: aikaeron pitäis mennä niinpäin että mä
oon kännissä ja puhun sekavia, ei toistepäin

| Total drained souls            123456                                      |

[Jan 12 18:47]:Lotheac <tunes>: from boot: monsters get a bit smarter. also,
coloring of hp/sp/ep in short score and pss should be more consistent.

[18:50]:Moviae (bat): iik!
[18:50]:Elwynes (bat): >:D
[18:50]:(bat): El goes 'Heh'.
[18:50]:Nosunrise <bat>: small hint: i love it!

Aaa-puuu-va!

| * Deep water                          divine (maxed) adaptation            |

Jahas.

[Aug 10 13:30]:MMM {terror+}: kyllähä sitä aina pitää aatella et wizzut tekee
mortalie elämän mahollisimman vaikeeks
[Aug 10 13:31]:NNN <terror+>: se on totta

[Jul 13 09:11]:Hoss (terror+): kyllä mä sanosin että ilman tdruid reinkkejä
oisin reipas, hyvin toimeentuleva, raitis nuorimies

Your Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
Gabriel dies in a massive fit of convulsions.

| 20:20  104099: Lord Gabriel keeps an eye on you from here

hmh.

7. Jorone         |        0.88% |        0.00% |       16.60%

You tell J (fighting) 'ei nää mikää skilli tee damaa onneks'
You tell J 'sama mitä nappei painaa'
J tells you 'mä oon lähinnä painanu nappeja: alt & tab'

| 7. J              |        0.88% |        0.00% |       16.60%

Joctur [terror+]: nyt ymmärrän miks moviaella on niin paskat läpät aina. eihän
täs nomadia pelaillessa oo muuta tekemistä ku keksiä tikeillä puujalkavitsejä.

| Total drained souls            111111                                      |

Total of 1234567890 experience spent on character.

Someone reincs to rifter with 0 rep:

Someone tells you 'tää on kyl vähän niinku hooseeta pelais'
Someone tells you '50% hpssa pakko juosta karkuun ku muuten vituttaa ja
ankarasti jos tuo äpärä kuolee'

You REALLY feel chaos pulse inside you!
Your Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!

Your Paingiver axe POWERFULLY PULSATES with chaotic energies!

The heavens suddenly darken in the distance, with stormclouds gathering over a
peculiarly small area right above you ...



You think you hear flapping of some VERY big wings from somewhere among the
clouds, but can't see anything.

Then, all of a sudden, the stormclouds start dissipating and once again leave
you wondering what that was all about.

| Total drained souls            100568                                      |

Total of 1111111113 experience spent on character.

Sniff.

[18:29]:Vaf (terror+): miksi iloita toisen puolesta, kun se ei kumminkaan tule
itselle

Croesus claps its hands and says (acid blast)
Croesus hesitates as it casts acid blast.
As Croesus casts the spell, it pulls out a handful of olivine powder which
bursts into a million prismatic starbursts.
Croesus shudders as its acid blast hits itself.
The air before Croesus becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
Hallu lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Croesus lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

Kaaleppi tells you 'on kyllä vittu vammanen olo. oon niistäny kaiken paperin
mitä talosta löytyy, niin istun tässä nyt alasti koneen ääressä ja niistä
vanhoihin rikkinäisiin boxereihin'
Kaaleppi tells you 'taian tarvita lasin viiniä vielä tähän'
Kaaleppi tells you 'ja expaa!'

Hyvin samaistun just nyt kun viidettä päivää räkätaudissa. Paitsi ekspa
kuulostaa haasteelliselta.

[17:10]:Grizztis (terror+): näin eilen aamusta unta että olin arman alizadin
kanssa valkristin ekspapartissa, sit vallu ajo meidät autolla
pankkiautomaatille ja oli että nyt pojat donaatte midas touchit molemmat

Lenovomies tulee jo UNIIN.

| * Unarmed / Martial artists           divine (maxed) adaptation            |

4/16. Next one in a few years!

Although situational warfare is something that can never be truly mastered,
you think you have learned everything there is to learn about this concept.

| * Enemy alone                         divine (maxed) adaptation            |

Total of 1000000000 experience spent on character.

| Total drained souls            88888                                       |

Although situational warfare is something that can never be truly mastered,
you think you have learned everything there
is to learn about this concept.

| * Unprotected                         divine (maxed) adaptation            |

2/16

| Souls bound in chaos blade     66666           average                     |

Your Paingiver axe PULSATES with chaotic energies!

Armageddon shouts 'BAT will automatically self-destruct in T minus 7 seconds.'
Strange chaos materializes in your hands.

Reilu peli.

Guardian angel tries to go past the angel, but the angel blocks his path!

[13:47]:Glaurung {ideas}: kharims have to choose between farming keys or
participating in parties!

This is true.

Although situational warfare is something that can never be truly mastered,
you think you have learned everything there
is to learn about this concept.

| * Shallow water                       divine (maxed) adaptation            |

1/16 down!

| * Shallow water            divine adaptation          |

| Total drained souls            66666                                       |

Hallu tells you 'onneks ei ny mikkää paha darra enää ole'
Info: Hallu goes link dead.

[12:52]:Broetchen {wanted}: who has desert's fire relic ?

party report Soul army strenghtened with 'stormblades'!
You feel proud as the Blood God grants you the power to summon stormblades to
your soul army.

On ne.

Magician of good arrives from north.
Your superb dexterity avoids a nasty ambush.
Magician of good says 'Ahh, Moviae, I still bear the scars of our last
battle.'
Magician of good mutters the holy words (dispel evil)
Holy forces coil around Magician of good, OVERPOWERING his spell.
A dispel evil hits you.
That really HURT!

Reilu mies.

[18:02]:Morkzar [terror+]: mul ois 80d+ wieldtimel exce max vault pike kans
myydä, pelin paras ase tolleen huono kuntosena ja isol wield timel
[18:03]:Fovorit (terror+): tollase ku pistää käteen niin ois vähä ku laittas
käytetyn kortsun

[09:56]:(jala+): Moviae has joined the guild.
[09:56]:Moviae (jala+): JALA JALA!

Moviae has no soul.

[20:37]:Vaapukka [örrör+]: vaimo pääsee duunista 21:30 nii nyt ku vetäsee
tiukkaa nii on hyvässä kunnossa ku tulee kotiin

Elder chimera vomits you causing facial tissue to explode from heat.

Tikku tells you 'jos rapulat ois ni hereticciä partyy ehkä ottas :D'

Droolah tells Vesku and you 'tuleeko vesku offuexpalle?'
Vesku tells Droolah and you 'emmä tuota oikeen kykene. en muista missä mun
equt on, oon luennolla ja en osaa pelata enää'
You tell Droolah and Vesku ':D'
Droolah tells Vesku and you ':D'
Droolah tells Vesku and you '<3'

Total of 666666666 experience spent on character.

[18:53]:Dachante [barbarian]: May Oogga's mace hit me upon the head! Even a
hobbit midget could raid Cevi village, but not me!

You have a new reputation title.
   'God Slayer'

Total of 600000000 experience spent on character.

Hallu tells you 'inda hauz'

+---------------------------------=( Iho )=----------------------------------+
| Owner:         Moviae                                                      |
| Description:   a anipium falchion 'Iho'                                    |
| Weapon type:   falchion                                                    |
| Evolution:     5 trait(s)                                                  |
+--------------------------=( Evolution details )=---------------------------+
| Ability                   Current Potential    True Potential              |
| Stat hit bonus            slight               slight                      |
| Skill enhance criticals   slight               slight                      |
| Resistance physical       bad                  bad                         |
| Stat str                  average              average                     |
| Stat dex                  slight               slight                      |
+------------------------------=( Materials )=-------------------------------+
| Anipium                        100%                                        |
+-------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=---------------------------+
| Weapon quality improvement    : 20%                                        |
| Strike lethality              : 20%                                        |
| Evolutionary traits           : 20%                                        |
| Weapon damage improvement     : 20%                                        |
| Strike accuracy               : 20%                                        |
+----------------------------=( Current Power )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       excellent                                             |
| Sword sharpness:     excellent                                             |
| Accuracy factor:     good                                                  |
| Lethality factor:    good                                                  |
+---------------------------=( True Potential )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       magnificent                                           |
| Sword sharpness:     divine                                                |
| Accuracy factor:     superb                                                |
| Lethality factor:    superb                                                |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Heretic (party): ET OLLU DRAINAAMASSA PASKAKS SCARABIA spent for this boot
Heretic (party): :D
Heretic (party): what alias

[18:56]:Ewige {wanted}: does the tiger maze reset ever dyay?

Forge contains:
an iron falchion
an iron javelin <red glow>
a sturdy maul created to perfection <red glow>
a blazing diamond amulet named 'Chael'
Sig Semna, Momentum Devouring Talisman <white glow>
Jiringi, Bandolier of the Lethal Dose <white glow>
a majestic golden coronet <red glow>
a glove of swordsmanship labeled as str+long_blades <red glow>
a shard of an old weapon labeled as supAcc/falchion/2h (identified)
a shard of an old weapon labeled as supLeth/falchion/2h (identified)
a shard of an old weapon labeled as divEnhForm/falchion/2h (identified)
a shard of an old weapon labeled as allTyp/supEnhTreat (identified)
a shard of an old weapon labeled as superbSha/falchion (identified)
a shard of an old weapon labeled as incQua/impSha/falchion (identified)
a paper manuscript 'Variation: #358168'
three anipium bars
an anipium mold
an anipium nugget

[09:47]:Fovorit {terror+}: unessa olin kharim libe tikettireincil ja
unlockasin ilsara braceletista jonku mauttoman hp spessun. desciin tuli jotain
demonikuvioita mut en kerenny idee ennen kun heräsin oisko statit muuttunu.
pettymys

Shar hits Rowen's soul companion, Marrow, Merioli, Broetchen, Blayke, Malcom,
Niele, Daic, Atletico, Nct, Kryss,
Herkules, Golloth, Senson, Erasmus, Larppa, Gurd, Took, Deathseeker, Mangy,
Durtle, Icedragon, Spider demon, Voronoi,
Arafon's soul companion, Arafon, Awel, Dur, Kanis, Treed, Sebaot, Darna,
Badhan, Kharas, Anks, Aranon, Endure, Ewige,
Ordos, Astrax, Venturus, Pirutar, Sedna the water entity, Fugazi, Tuli,
Galronio, Impish, Gargoyle, Drizzin, Derklare,
Roak, Miserable, Pils' soul companion, Pils, Cromel, Typhoid the air entity,
Rabo, Kohothegreat, Caitline, Rowen, Wick,
Valkrist, Malos, Peenari, Huge slave, Beholder, Black rook, Ueberlisk, Aimar,
Saigere, Shalkan, Ssorca, Diolyx, Woocca,
Tullen, Deric, Heretic, Zzes, Anatea, Huge slave, Servant, Beautyin, Wicksius,
Fuser's soul companion, Fuser, Exiler,
Warund, Nosunrise, Culran, Woodrow's soul companion, Woodrow, Bauglir, Big
slave, Beholder, Bahamut the magic entity,
Flay, Gotrek, Tykki, Klint, Hemicuda, Porkzar, Gunk, Croesus, Omnos, Xunisiih,
Azekian, Troi, Toper, Kiraffi, Jagoman,
Dvo, Searc, Glaurung, Spider demon, Ecky, Spider demon, Big slave, Fimir, Div,
Freds, you, Jkk, Banba, Exeunt, Sloppy,
Kragan, Conquer, Floppy, Zoid's soul companion, Zoid, Setutu, Segoy, Fosforos,
Balron, Derfel, Derendil, Air, Dachante,
Karvakulmio, Line, Saros, Covid, Aruthra, Cream, Resin, Tatza, Peelo, Cercei,
Aries, Norppa and Cow spirit with her
hailstorm.

Total of 500000001 experience spent on character.

Uolevi [party]: vois käyä soijalta raiskaan purplehanskan :/

Congratulations! You have just completed No reincarnation!

You give a paper contract to Deria.
anipium nugget suddenly disappears from the forge.
a shard of an old weapon suddenly disappears from the forge.
a shard of an old weapon suddenly disappears from the forge.
a shard of an old weapon suddenly disappears from the forge.
exquisite 2h sword suddenly disappears from the forge.
piece of hilt suddenly disappears from the forge.
exquisite katana suddenly disappears from the forge.
a shard of an old weapon suddenly disappears from the forge.
a shard of an old weapon suddenly disappears from the forge.
anipium nugget suddenly disappears from the forge.
anipium nugget suddenly disappears from the forge.
cloak suddenly disappears from the forge.
manuscript suddenly disappears from the forge.
pick suddenly disappears from the forge.
blue dragon boots suddenly disappears from the forge.
lightning belt of zeus suddenly disappears from the forge.
bracelet suddenly disappears from the forge.
short spear suddenly disappears from the forge.
2h sword suddenly disappears from the forge.
flamberge suddenly disappears from the forge.
strong shovel suddenly disappears from the forge.
piece of hilt suddenly disappears from the forge.
a shard of an old weapon suddenly disappears from the forge.
a shard of an old weapon suddenly disappears from the forge.
double-edged longsword suddenly disappears from the forge.
well-balanced main gauche suddenly disappears from the forge.
piece of hilt suddenly disappears from the forge.
sturdy bastard sword suddenly disappears from the forge.
well-balanced dirk suddenly disappears from the forge.
single-edged sabre suddenly disappears from the forge.
a shard of an old weapon suddenly disappears from the forge.
sharp short sword suddenly disappears from the forge.
Deria Falha says 'Alright. Everything seems to be in order. I will inform you
when I need to contact you.'

The elevator arrives.
The elevator leaves.

Mies jonka edestä hissit viedään.

Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.
Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Sable Bladetree shouts 'Hide in the forests!'
Paladin GuildMaster shouts 'Bring the women and children to safety!'
Bayprixes shouts 'Great, just what we needed.'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Moviae IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

Uudestaan!

Jalamies tells Halalkausti and you 'hyi vittuko meinasin tukehtua omiin
hiuksiin'

[17:55]:Gore <wanted>: well I am stating how I would look at it. Different
arches may have different interpretation, but if I catch you in an exp party
while you are spending 5 hours at your local bar then that is a bannable
offense in my books :)

Moviae

Guild level: 35.
Joined:      Wed May 08 19:01:25 2019.
Reputation:  Bringer of Destruction
Reputation bar:
[XXXXX]

[03:17]:Moviae (bat): hm, so there are people who want to fuck other people's
maps. good to know.
[03:18]:Hair (bat): the areas for the maps are randomly generated so it could
be someone stumbled on it before you got there
[03:18]:Kanis (bat): also multiple "maps" generate for the same spot
[03:19]:Moviae (bat): the things is, the mobs was 5% and suddenly, it was not
there
[03:19]:Kanis (bat): track who went through then
[03:24]:Moviae (bat): ha! it turns out I'm my worst enemy
[03:24]:Veldrin [bat]: hah
[03:24]:Veldrin [bat]: klilled on exit?
[03:24]:Grushnak [bat]: You were the mapperfucker all along?!
[03:24]:Moviae (bat): yes, or no

Acid for masses and hash for free.

You bang your drum in extacy. *BANG* *BANG*
Congratulations! You have just completed Shamanic deed!
Suddenly all the sounds around you quiet down and the sky seems to darken. The
totem on the ground starts to glow with eerie blue light. The glow slowly
brightens up to a blinding white light which envelopes you completely. The
time seems to lose its grip on the reality and a largish humanoid figure
materializes into the light and picks up the totem. This seems to take forever
and nothing except the figure moves. 
The figure looks at the totem it is holding on its left hand and then turns
its figureless face towards you. Slowly the figure raises its hand and touches
your drum. After that the figure, the totem and the bright light vanish as
silently as they came. You can hear and move again.

Info: Droolah dies.
You emote to Droolah (dead) 'mourns nakedly at you.'

On niistä random emote triguista joskus jotain iloa!

Hair orders you to lie down, all the while fondling his cleaver. You lie down,
hesitantly. Then, Hair sits on top of
you, making you more or less unable to move. Suddenly he swings with the
cleaver, severing your arm off! You howl in
pain, blood flying everywhere. Another blow follows, this time with the haft
of the cleaver, to your head, and you fall
into blessed unconsciousness. When you wake up, you notice your arm has been
replaced with a glass one. It seems the
operation was success, after all.

Total of 0 experience spent on character.

Total of 675000000 experience spent on character.

Your Paingiver axe FLASHES with chaotic energies!

First level done!

Total of 666666666 experience spent on character.

Droolah tells you 'missä jallu?'
Info: Hallu recovers from link death.
You plunge the gleaming Paingiver axe labeled as |\/| <red glow> into the well
of lava!

The Final Incarnation of Tiamat, the.., 2699999 exp (party of 9)

Total of 555555555 experience spent on character.

Aina ei ajeta Arthasia jollon partymembun vaimon lapsivesi tulee.
Tänään ajettiin.

Total of 500000000 experience spent on character.

| 22:01  563175: Moviae Monivamma the Sprite ale from the cask

You carefully take the box apart, studying the mechanics and the spells
involved in its construction. You feel like you have gained new insight into
teleportation magics.

Fin-anally!

%The curtain scuffles awkwardly for a moment and then Runk sways on the stage
carrying a weathered lute and a pint of beer.
%Runk gives an euphoric yet charismatic smile while his eyes erratically dart
across the audience.
%For a split second Runk's eyes seem to fix on YOU while he gives the most
vague of winks.
%"Ah, well, we seem to be ready to start.", Runk says and proceeds to take a
considerable sip from his beer.
%After BURPING LOUDLY, Runk haphazardly leers around until he notices a small
stool in the center of the stage.
%Runk says 'Ah!!!'
%Runk smiles, lurches by the stool and sits on it, while carefully placing his
beer next to it.
%Crossing his legs and readying his lute, Runk says: "Welcome to you all. I am
bard Runk."
%Runk says 'Let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen, a tale of an insecure
trumpetist.'
%Runk says 'A trumpetist so dump, all he could see was tits.'
%Runk chuckles, and seemingly enjoying his own wits starts to tune his lute.
%After a while, Runk takes a more serious look at the audience, his throat
letting out a small gurgle.
%Runk starts to play a catchy sing-a-long melody and sings - his voice in
sweet, full baritone.
%Runk sings: "He had an orange skin"
%Runk sings: "an a wide white grin,"
%Runk sings: "but calling him handsome"
%Runk drops his voice and sings: "would have been a sin."
%A couple of filler notes leave Runk's lute before he continues.
%Runk sings: "He had a gorgeous wife subdued:"
%Runk sings: "the prize in his shopping cart."
%Runk sings: "And a pompous attitude"
%Runk sings: "like a constipated fart.", plucking a dischord on the last word.
%Longingly, Runk glances at his beer and plays some filler notes.
%Runk continues to sing: "Where he went, his cologne smelled,"
%Runk sings in a deeper voice: "And to everyone he yelled:"
%Runk stops playing abruptly and imitating a snarky puppy woofs: "I'm a smart
man, let me tell you!"
%Runk continues playing, shakes his head while sighing and sings: "But alas,
many compared him to a human goo."
%Looking at his beer and smiling at it, Runk plucks another short filler
section.
%Waking from his trance, Runk glances at the audience looking if anybody
noticed his lapse (yes, everybody noticed) and clears his throat.
%Runk sings: "He tried to play all he could,"
%Runk sings: "even though many asked if he should."
%Runk stops his playing and, while taking a large sip from his beer, says:
"But he continued"
%Runk continues playing his lute and sings: "For he was stubborn as an ox,"
%Runk sings: "and as tactful as a reality-star in crocs."
%Runk sings: "His small hands made playing such a big instrument hard,"
%Runk sings: "and he was told he would make a lousy bard."
%Runk sings angrily: "But he just replied:"
%Runk sings in falsetto: "My lyrics are art!"
%Runk stops playing, squints and says brattily: "These FAKE NEWS will fall
apart!"
%After a few filler notes, Runk sings: "He made a hundred days plan to improve
his play,"
%Runk sings: "but it stumbled in every possible way."
%Runk sings: "Furious, he tried to keep all the strings intact,"
%Runk sings: "But they snapped like his Russ... Laenorian pact."
%Runk cries: "I will go the whole nine yards!", and the melody stops.
%Runk says 'he desperately boasted.'
%Runk says 'But others refused:'
%Runk says in a deep voice: "You are expelled from the bards!"
%Runk plays a longer filler section while having a dreamy gaze at his beer.
%Runk's gaze is almost TOO dreamy!
%You are AFFECTED by Runk's gaze! You need a beer! NOW!
%Runk stops playing and says: "For you see,"
%Runk says: "the greatest weapons for a bard".
%Runk says: "are her instrument", and plucks a chord.
%Runk says: "and her wits.", and plucks a chord.
%Runk says: "Not the credit card,", and plucks a dischord.
%Runk says: "the government", and plucks a dischord.
%Runk says: "or the tweets."
%Looking at the audience, Runk smiles charmingly and continues with a more
serious melody.
%Runk sings: "But there is a lesson to be learned from this trumpetist."
%Runk sings: "Always be ready to raise your fist.", throwing his fist up in
the air during the last word.
%Runk sings: "When the society tries to thrust you in the grr...ass,"
%Runk stops his playing, grabs his beer and says merrily: "Be a chump and grab
your glass."
%Runk stands up and shouts "For what the alcohol does not cure"
%Runk shouts: "that is not worth the allure.", and continues to chug down the
rest of his beer.
%Runk throws the glass somewhere, readies his lute and continues to play, now
in minor.
%Runk sings with full baritone again: But when the society tries to turn you
mute,"
%Runk sings: "there is always a voice in this bard's lute."
%Runk plucks a couple of finishing notes which seem to linger in the air.
%Lowering his lute, Runk bows gracefully.
%Runk says 'Thank you, thank you!'
%Runk continues: "Now if anybody would be so kind and could offer me a true
Shadowkepian beer. I have heard that it is one the best ones out there and..."
%But somebody quickly pulls Runk out of the stage before he can finish his
thought.

Erässetä tells you 'NotAGirlNotYetAWoman (sossu+): ens kerralla ku tuun sun
luo, niin poraan vessan seinään puukkosahalla glory holen, sit ku sä oot
sammunu niin köytän sut kettingil kii siihen suuaukon kohdalle ja vetasen
huoran meikkit sulle naamaan. heräät siihen ku lentää majoneesit naamalle!
KUKKULUURUUU!!!!!'
Erässetä tells you 'mtell'

You begin work on the create job. You call in workers, and begin handing out
orders. Soon there is a flurry of activity all over this section of the
shipyard.
The workers start working with some of the titanium.

So it begins!

[17:20]:Juggelo <barbarian>: Reputation hard cap of 1 000 000 has been lifted,
as Nepnep surpasses the limit that was originally reserved for Immortals. 
Have a nice day.

Total of 444444444 experience spent on character.

You take A runed oak wand (3/100) and a sparkling pink moss agate.
A forked bark wand (3/100) explodes!
Your scarred body resists the spell.
A runed oak wand (3/100) explodes!
Grim voice echoes inside your head 'I will NOT serve any wench..'
Mocking voice continues inside your head 'Take this, BITCH!'
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
You remove items now unusable by you.
You remove Stormfall, the infernal double-edged axe of the Dawning Twilight
<strongly burning> <crimson glow>.
You are now female.

You wield Stormfall, the infernal double-edged axe of the Dawning Twilight
<strongly burning> <purple glow> in your right hand.
You feel surge of POWER as you wield the infernal axe of the Twilight Emperor!
Suddenly you have a hot, surging feeling to KILL and PULVERIZE!

Grim voice echoes inside your head 'Hail and well met Master Moviae! Let us
crush our enemies and
hear the lamentations of the weak.'
You grin wickedly.

Total of 400000000 experience spent on character.

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
NASU's TASK POINT LOTTERY has been completed!!
And the Winner is: Moviae!!!!!

Task Point lottery winner! You receive 644 task points.

You tell Hallu and JALAMIES 'taitaa se olla nii että: MIE AVAAN KALJAN'
Hallu tells JALAMIES and you 'oooh'
JALAMIES tells Hallu and you 'ai saaaataaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!'
JALAMIES tells Hallu and you 'ite ei uskalla ku on niin holtiton juoppo et
kuudelta jo siinä kunnossa et hakkaa commodoren näppistä ja tuijottaa seinää
ja kiroaa ku ei blastit lähe'
JALAMIES tells Hallu and you 'eilenki saunassa ilman saunakalijaa!'
JALAMIES tells Hallu and you 'tai sit tulee valitusta ku sheduleet tuolleen
ettet ajattele jenkkejä ku niin paha timezone!!!!!!!'
JALAMIES tells Hallu and you 'tää on niinki väittelis uskovaisen kanssa'

You are prepared to do the skill.
You try to make a hole in the ice to fish in, but can't seem to manage.
You feel like you just got slightly better in fishing.

> count hobbits
You have no hobbitses.

Armageddon shouts 'My mind is going..in 7 seconds'
Strange chaos materializes in your hands.
[12:11]:Delekaia, the bloodletter of Kharim [kharim]: Creek of Sorrow has been
opened.
Armageddon shouts 'I will reboot now!'

No command-aliases defined for 'x'.
Did you mean gnomesaresmallandsexy?

You tell me.

Tänään minun yllätti täysikasvuinen puuma pystymetsässä.
Pakoon pääsy oli miltei mahdotonta.

Info: There are only losers in this election.
Info: Droolah recovers from link death.

GG Droolah.

Francois arrives from north.
Your knowledge about Francois's tactics allows you to evade the ambush.
Francois cackles 'Go ahead, Moviae, make my day!'
********************** Round 1 **********************
You successfully parry Francois's claw.
The situation is not ideal, but you try your best to take advantage of your
bad position.
...AND counterattack with ferocity.
Francois misses you.
You successfully parry Francois's bite.
...AND counterattack with ferocity.
Francois is in very bad shape (15%).
Francois claps his hands and whispers (harm body)
Francois harms you really much.

Reilu kaveri.

[13:47]:Ahvensurma [suomi]: Mut pelkän proteiinisisällön tuijottaminen on vähä
ongelmallista koska proteiini ei oo mitää homogeenista massaa niinku mamut tai
köyhät, vaa iso merkitys aminohappojakaumal

Info: Torso maker is now a cleaver instead of 2h-sword.

You perform the ritual of sacrifice as you read in the book.

The room suddently turns bright white, more bright than the sun
itself and you feel a burst of pure divine magic rush through your
body. You are caught in a moment between times and you can faintly
see the rest of the room through the light. And then, and angel,
of pure energy, descends from the sky. He does not open his mouth
to speak but somehow you know what he says anyways. He thanks you
for performing the ritual of sacrifice, the ultimate sacrifice to
gods. He kneels down and gives you a pair of bracers which, he says,
have been crafted my the gods themselves to the next one to perform
the ritual. He stands up and you can see a single drop tear run down
his cheek before he flies up to the heavens again.
Suddently the divine magic lets go of your body and you fall totally
without any power to the ground.
Congratulations! You have just completed The ritual of sacrifice!

Total of 333333333 experience spent on character.

Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Bayprixes shouts 'Great, just what we needed.'
Las shouts 'Another thorn in the anvil of justice!'
Paladin GuildMaster shouts 'Bring the women and children to safety!'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Moviae IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

Patrix Steelix is DEAD, R.I.P.
You can see the faint ethereal figure of Patrix Steelix floating towards Hallu
and then fading out
of sight.
Hallu lights a torch.
Hallu uses a burning torch to set the room ablaze! Soon leaping flames leap
from every flammable
object, and thick clouds of smoke billow forth. Hallu laughs with evil glee
and sorts through the
wreckage for valuables.
You join Hallu in his looting and burning.
Patrix Steelix's corpse is burned into char.
Now you ARE wicked!
You have a new reputation title.
   'Feared by Gods'

Iskä tells you 'näin unta et harrastin seksiä semmosen transun kanssa jolle
oli rakennettu uudet värkit, ne oli samettia'

You have a new reputation title.
   'Legen... wait for it... dary'

Total of 300000000 experience spent on character.

You tell Kaaleppi 'kuule joko sitä handlaa uuen työn, lapsen tai rebirthin.
kaks saa valita, ei kolmea'
Kaaleppi tells you 'choose rebirth'

| 23:45 1159949: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you
| 00:16 1089946: Lord Soth the Death Knight

First time in citadel (also killed Kitiara), and diced str/avoid soth plate.
Nice evening :)

You have a new reputation title.
   'Envy of Gods'

You tell Wookie (fighting) 'IHA SAMA VAIKKA LIHAKSET MENEE JOS SUMMARY O KOVA'
Wookie tells you ':D'
You tell Wookie 'onks se vieläki tune-ekspa?'
Wookie tells you 'näemmä joo'
Wookie tells you 'kai se viel ens bootin'
You tell Wookie (fighting) 'eiiii helv.'
You tell Wookie 'pakko ehkä lähtee tonne jatkoille että ei vahingossa ala
ekspaa'
Wookie tells you ':P'
----
5 min later
----
Wookie tells you 'vittu pakko kai se on syödä rian pamit'

Session summary:
Time: 23 hours 5 minutes 28 seconds
Experience gained: 8014525
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 7844756
Gold difference: +101505.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 3736
  Hit: 2838 Missed: 604 Parried: 140 Dodged: 408 (Tumbled: 254)
  Crits: 102 Stuns: 52 Ripostes: 0
Total received attacks: 5651
  Hit: 2525 Avoided: 2172 Parried: 0 Dodged: 1466 (Tumbled: 512)
  Crits: 64 Stuns: 30 (Maneuvered: 15)

Mies, muista aina Ryanosaurus!

https://merkabamusic1.bandcamp.com/album/conscious-comfort

Total of 250000000 experience spent on character.

Moviae [party]: kaljaa butista
Haneminator (party): vetää kaljaa suoraa jonku denan perseestä
Haneminator (party): taskulämmin kalja anaaliin ja sit pillillä vetää sen
nenän kautta

You have a new reputation title.
   'BatMUD's Bane'

Finally killed Oogga today with Koraf and Voronoi as fellow barbs and Hallu,
Droolah, Neclord as protter and healers.
Thank you all!

Ystävien-kesken-jamppa-vaan tells you 'SAAAAAAAAAAAATANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
Ystävien-kesken-jamppa-vaan tells you 'VERTA LENTÄÄ KYRVÄSTÄ'
Ystävien-kesken-jamppa-vaan tells you 'Bukkake says 'The famous Porn+ SS is 1s
1d from here.''
Ystävien-kesken-jamppa-vaan tells you 'en mie oo jaksanu kauheana runkata'

You have a new reputation title.
   'Groo Reborn'

Rölli (party): itellä kävi kerran vuokranantaja päissään kylässä niin annoin
sille pullon viinaa ku oli 2 vuokraa pydes
Rölli (party): ja siks et se painuis vittuun sieltä

Droolah tells you 'helvetti että oli melkein innostua aamusta et mulla on
kalja niin oliki papuja purkki vaa :('

Descad (party): tää party onkyl just sitä mist mun psykiatri varotti vuosii
takaperi

Tehojorma tells you 'heräsin tos just vähä aikaasit TORTILLA kädes'
Tehojorma tells you 'ehkä parasta'
Tehojorma tells you 'tai no on siit tunti+ mut silti, aloin juomaan'

[16:05]:Bambi [legion+]: priest wants some action
[16:05]:Gileon (legion+): there are no altar boys here

> la kaaleppi
Kaaleppi the terrible Spawn (horny).
This is the poorest clawer you have ever seen. You feel pity for him. Maybe a
hug would help?
He is in excellent shape.

Kiusa se on pienikin kiusa!

Kaaleppi misses Zombie assassin.
Kaaleppi misses Zombie assassin.
Kaaleppi misses Zombie assassin.
Kaaleppi grasps Zombie assassin resulting in laughter.
Kaaleppi misses Zombie assassin.
Kaaleppi misses Zombie assassin.
Kaaleppi grasps Zombie assassin causing some annoyance.
Kaaleppi grasps Zombie assassin causing some annoyance.
Kaaleppi misses Zombie assassin.
Kaaleppi morsels Zombie assassin causing a slight chill.
Kaaleppi misses Zombie assassin.
Kaaleppi misses Zombie assassin.

Hyvä Kaaleppi!

Thundrax tells you 'how get out of this kharim guild enterance'

You feel more knowledgable about situational warfare.

| Situational warfare            | 112 |

You feel more knowledgable about throw weight.
*snif*

Total of 200258333 experience spent on character.

Woohoo \o/

Kenilworth leaves southeast.
You are prepared to do the skill.
Use foul play at what?
Kenilworth arrives from southeast.

Fucker!

And, oh by the way, I hit 50k barb rep today!

Next skill book gave tumbling attack, which was not maxed. Well I guess 2
reasonable skills is quite well already.

Next skill book gave stunned maneuvers!
... waiting for fishing, etc.

Butterfly attempts to riot against you, but you manage to tighten your grip on
the soul and subdue it.
You feel like you just got slightly better in soulbound fate.

Reinced to barb/kharim and first book gives: You feel more knowledgable about
dodge.

!!!!

Sä halusit saada expaa ilman BEER, naah nigga!

Moviae [wanted]: yolo-emote
Hair (wanted): pk for moviae

Gore awards Blayke -1 points for completing 'Kepucon - for NOT attending!'
task.

Sharav is near death (5%).
Sharav leaves south.

Well, I guess there is first time for everything.

You have a new reputation title.
   'Destroyer of Nations'

Total of 150321764 experience spent on character.

Coming up, slowly...

You have a new reputation title.
   'Annihilator'

Soon, Oogga, soon....

You have a new reputation title.
     'Nightmare'

You have a new reputation title.
   'Deathbringer'

You are prepared to do the skill.
Rolf exclaims 'SAVE MY SOUL! Groo's Favoured!'
You quickly size up the enemy, and with a ferocious yell, you quickly strike
Rolf's throat, creating a bloody slice!
Your enemy is terrified and cannot stop you!
********************** Round 1 **********************
Rolf tears you producing large scratches.
You successfully dodge Rolf's bite.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Rolf forcing the heart to incinerate.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you CRUELLY REND Rolf making the head explode from a
MASSIVE acid blast.
Rolf suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.
Rolf is DEAD, R.I.P.

You have a new reputation title.
'Walking Earthquake'

6114: Deverah, Davelok's wife

Päivän aforismi:

Ripuli on rakkautta,
rapula on rikkautta.

.@Droolah gets down on the floor and starts jammin' with you.
Droolah tells you '100k jos tiät mitä bändiä kuuntelen'
Droolah tells you 'alkaa D-kirjaimella on on kaksiosanen nimi mättöä!'
You tell Droolah 'Dimmu Borgir'
You tell Droolah 'ainoo mikä tuli mielee moisella :D'
Bank transfer from Droolah of 100000.00 gold
Droolah tells you ':D'
You tell Droolah ':DDDD'
.@Droolah licks you.

Your armours absorb some of the damage.
You try to swim, but you swallow some water!

Total of 100541755 experience spent on character.

At last.

> rape goat
You have a new reputation title.
   'Flattener of Cities'
You exclaim 'Open wide!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU RAPED AS IF YOU WERE GROO HIMSELF!

Happy Christmas Dear Goat!

A great black mass with large quivering tentacles
New room located -- explore count increased by one.
(Hallu) arrives from north.
(Dreoca) arrives from north.
Old man appears in a blink of light and puff of smoke.
> la mass
The body of this thing is an undulating tower of slime that secretes awful,
dripping black ooze. Tentacles, covered in slime and what appears to be
excrement quiver and slash in the air before you. From the center of the body,
a horrid, bulging demonic eye stares at you in demonic hunger and hatred. A
vile churning sound issues from the flopping of the vast body.
It is in excellent shape.

Ripsraps.

> take leg from backpack
There are no berries in the bushes.

> rape goat
You have a new reputation title.
   'The Devastator'
You exclaim 'I heard yer dreaming of a white xmas!'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU ARE A NO GOOD HELLBOUND SAVAGE! NICELY DONE!

Suddenly the room begins to change. The floor is moving and the walls are
moving by themselves. Swords and daggers come slashing behind corners and
corridors making your movement very difficult. You manage to dodge them quite
well, even if the everchanging environment makes the task a lot more
challenging. In the end, your adaptation to changing surroundings is better
than it was before.

First one ever!

The chaos forge flashes with white light as a dimensional portal opens and a
balmy hand of the
bloodserf appears, raising a sword high in the air.
You feel proud as you accept the sword that the bloodserf of Kharim offers
you.
You hold your own sharp electrum longsword 'Baka' close.

A nice little clearing in the forest.
You are standing at a small forest clearing. It's very peaceful
and quiet here, as if none of the worldly sounds could be heard.
As is typical, there is a small sign pointing towards the forest south of
you next to a worn path that seems to be heading down a slope, deeper to
the southern forests. In the distance, high above the tree line you
can see the high mountains which entwine the keep of Shadows.
Obvious exits are: d and n.
Iosus arrives from down.
> ufb
You start concentrating on the skill.
Moviae [report]: Building fire.
> p' campit
Iosus looks around on the ground for a suitable resting place and
lies down for a short rest.
Iosus lies down and begins resting.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You must be outside to start a fire.

A large hall (eastern side); the heart of the temple.
The huge hall extends here, to the eastern side. A black altar, made of stone
is located on the southern end of this hall with lit candles on the altar. On
the wall is a great round symbol.
Obvious exits are: n and w.
A high priest of the red demon cult
> la priest
He is wearing a dark red hood so that his identity remains unknown.
He is in excellent shape.
Priest's equipment:
Nothing.
> bf priest
You start concentrating on the skill.
High priest got mad at hostile actions.
********************** Round 1 **********************
High priest misses you.
You try to dodge, but High priest is not fooled.
High priest sticks you producing large scratches.
High priest nips you producing large scratches.
You miss High priest.
You miss High priest.
You pierce High priest making small marks.
1071-90/40/323 
High priest is in excellent shape (100%).
You are now targetting High priest.
********************** Round 2 **********************
High priest perforates you causing a small wound.
High priest lacerates you causing a small wound.
High priest nips you producing large scratches.
High priest successfully parries your pierce.
912-159/40/323 
High priest is in excellent shape (100%).
High priest waves his index finger while uttering (firebolt)
A firebolt hits you.
********************** Round 3 **********************
You try to dodge, but High priest is not fooled.
High priest lacerates you inducing a nasty lesion.
High priest perforates you causing a nasty laceration.
High priest nips you causing a small wound.
High priest successfully parries your slash.
High priest successfully parries your slash.
You miss High priest.
633-279/40/323 
High priest is in excellent shape (100%).
********************** Round 4 **********************
High priest misses you.
Smiling devilishly High priest savagely strikes you causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
High priest misses you.
High priest successfully parries your pierce.
150-483/40/323 
High priest is in excellent shape (100%).
Your movement prevents you from doing the skill.

Että tällasta tänään.

Moviae [party]: saako burneja vai ottaaks joku muu corpset
Kaaleppi {party}: nii polta vaan
Kaaleppi {party}: mää mitään tartte
Moviae [report]: Rip action enabled.
Hemminki [party]: :D
Hallu (party): :D
? *muutaman tapon jälkeen*
Moviae [party]: saanko muute noi corpset ku vieläkii menee shrediks enne ku
kerkeen burnaa :P
Hallu (party): :D
Kaaleppi {party}: hemminki ota vaan sielu
Hallu (party): se haluaa että poniki on ruuissa
Hemminki [party]: toimiiks
Kaaleppi {party}: vie kaiken
Hemminki [party]: ?
? *hetki*
Moviae [party]: sanokaas sitte ku saan ne corpset :P
Moviae [report]: Rip action disabled.
Kaaleppi {party}: hemminki!
Hemminki [party]: ??
Kaaleppi {party}: ra set chaosfeed corpse
Hemminki [party]: mul on se
Kaaleppi {party}: yhesti
Hemminki [party]: ei snorti ko kerran?
Kaaleppi {party}: no mitäs vittua
Kaaleppi {party}: koitas simo
Moviae [party]: mitäs
Hallu (party): rip_action order kaaleppi hemminki moviae
Kaaleppi {party}: burnia ne
Moviae [report]: Rip action enabled.
Hallu (party): ei se kerää paskaa
Moviae [party]: onks hepul pääl sit se?
Kaaleppi {party}: ei oo
? *seuraava tappo*
Moviae [party]: nyt tulee
? *muutama minuutti vierähtää*
Hemminki [party]: jotai jännää tässä ripaction touhussa nyt on..
Hallu (party): ei vittu
Hallu (party): sää et vaan osaa
Hallu (party): rip_action set tzarakk chaosfeed corpse
Hallu (party): ja laitat sieltä drain hommasta syönnin vittuu
Hemminki [party]: eiks se pidä pistää kahesti putkee että se syä+
Kaaleppi {party}: et syö!
Hallu (party): joskus oli niin mutta eiks siinä ollu joku eri optioni nykyää
Hallu (party): kysy kaalepilta
Hemminki [party]: :D
Hemminki [party]: ei toi tee mitään nyt..
Hemminki [party]: iha sama
Kaaleppi {party}: laita se kerran
Kaaleppi {party}: pliis
Hemminki [party]: laitoin jo monta kertaa
Hemminki [party]: se jotenki vaan kusoo
Kaaleppi {party}: ra set tzarakk chaosfeed corpse
Hemminki [party]: tai sit sibo on mua ennen listassa
Kaaleppi {party}: ra on myös=
Hemminki [party]: tiäks mitä
Hemminki [party]: heppa ei oo tässä
Moviae [party]: :DDD
Hemminki [party]: :D
Kaaleppi {party}: heh
Hemminki [party]: kuka täällä on näin sekasi?
Kaaleppi {party}: no summis
Kaaleppi {party}: kaikki
Hemminki [party]: muaha

You have passed the test to become the leader of the minotaur race.
You feel blessed by the divine ancestors of the minotaur race.

Heh.