You claim the taskpoint.
Hp:502/502 Sp:1166/1166 Ep:286/286 >!
You claim the taskpoint.
Hp:502/502 Sp:1166/1166 Ep:286/286 >!
You claim the taskpoint.
Hp:502/502 Sp:1166/1166 Ep:286/286 >!
You claim the taskpoint.
Hp:502/502 Sp:1166/1166 Ep:286/286 >!A cart labeled 'crappi' emotes 'some
craps for newbies,1 slotter'

You claim the taskpoint.
Hp:502/502 Sp:1166/1166 Ep:286/286 >!
You claim the taskpoint.
Hp:502/502 Sp:1166/1166 Ep:286/286 >!
You claim the taskpoint.
Hp:502/502 Sp:1166/1166 Ep:286/286 >!
You claim the taskpoint.
Hp:502/502 Sp:1166/1166 Ep:286/286 >!
You claim the taskpoint.

Ulathi kerjuulla, ankeat ovat wizardien ajat:
Ulath tells you 'ANNA RAHAA'

Today I met the actually _unsolvable_ minesweeper event field:
Entered: 38/130, Total: 39/130
 1  1  0  0  0  1  1  2  *  2  *  *  1
 *  2  1  0  0  2  *  3  1  2  3  3  2
 3  *  2  1  0  2  *  2  0  1  3  *  2
 *  3  *  2  1  1  1  1  0  2  *  *  2
 1  2  3  *  3  2  2  1  0  2  *  3  1
 2  3  4  *  4  *  *  1  0  1  1  1  0
 *  *  *  3  5  *  4  1  0  0  0  0  0
 .  *  6  *  4  *  3  1  1  0  0  0  0
 *  *  *  4  *  2  2  *  1  1  1  1  0
<3> *  *  3  1  1  1  1  2  2  *  1  0
 1  2  2  1  0  0  0  0  2  *  3  1  0
 1  1  1  1  2  2  2  1  3  *  2  0  0
 1  *  1  1  *  *  2  *  2  1  1  0  0
Yes, you can mark only rooms next to you (as mines) and only way to check that
last room was jumping... Of course you could have noticed from entered/total
status it has to be mine, but still only way to get out was KABOOOOM suicide
bombimg and not getting price after solving the field.

[14:17]:Uncle Touho [junk+]: noni, löytyi zassin kuva batgallerysta
[14:18]:Vesku {junk+}: kiihottiko
[14:18]:Uncle Touho [junk+]: ei
[14:19]:Uncle Touho [junk+]: kuulostaako meikä joltain pervolta häh?
[14:19]:Vesku {junk+}: yleesä

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!

After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the entrails of a newbie
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Naamafanta!!!!!
You just won the Lottery! You receive 4158968 experience as the award!


I logged in, announcer shouts 1 min till drawing and here is the result with
my 50k investment :)

*SPLAT* You throw the snowball and hit Thukydides in the face.
SNOWBALL FIGHT IS OVER!
Top Snowballers.
Name            Number of hits
----            --------------
Naamafanta          25
Naamafanta is awarded 34 batium for winning the snowball fight.

   Today morning around 10:00am I launched contest to play through winnie the
pooh derby home run with main award one million gold. It appeared to be
popular event with many compentitors and many gave up when nastier opponents
arrived. Already thought that everyone had gave up... 
   Twelve hours later: .Namo tells you ' https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/19
01395/batmud/fuckingp
 ooh.jpg '
(21:45) @Namo giggles inanely at you.
(21:56) @Namo starts moshing with you.
(21:57) Namo tells you 'wts tic in me right eye cause of that'
(21:58) Namo tells you 'sure'
(21:58) Namo tells you 'posta away'
(21:59) Namo tells you 'only took a day :D'
(22:03) Namo tells you 'thank you :)'
(22:03) @Namo bows gracefully before you..
We had a winner. Congratz Namo, winner of winnie the pooh contest.

Ruuben tells you 'CONGRATULATIONS! Few have ever possessed a creation such
 as this, I hope you find it of continual aid in your endeavors. I know you
 will do the Merchant's Guild proud.'

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.  Buy the negatives at any
price.
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You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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Do not drink coffee in early a.m.  It will keep you awake until noon.
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You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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Your lucky number has been disconnected.
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You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

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A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
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rep

You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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Avoid reality at all costs.
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You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous
spider.
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You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
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You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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Your lucky color has faded.
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You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.  Buy the negatives at any
price.
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Itsenäisyyspäivän joululahja <3
You open the present.
From the present falls a glove of swordmansship <red glow>.

An unseen hand grabs at your money purse.
You have passed the test to become the leader of the hobbit race.
You feel blessed by the divine ancestors of the hobbit race.

,-------------------------------------------------.
| Effects (Naamafanta)            | Lasts         |
|=================================================|
| Hikers bonus                    | 1h and 25min  |
`-------------------------------------------------´
Palkinto, +30? kaikkiin statteihin kuudeksi tunniksi? Saunomisen jälkeen ei
paljoa jäljellä :)

Korjaus, +22/23.

Checkpoint is marked!
Sable shouts 'Hiking event ended!'
Sable shouts 'The winner of the event was Naamafanta!'
Sable shouts 'YOU RANGERS ARE WEAK! DON'T DARE TO COME NEAR ME!'
You feel stronger.

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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Your future look bright and wonderfull.
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You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that
your wife will give you for free.
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Hp:479/479 Sp:536/1201 Ep:277/277 >You have an uneasy feeling after eating a
magical fortune cookie...

Suddenly you are engulfed in a blue, shimmering field of magic, which
dissipates after few seconds in a blink of bright light.

Another fortune cookie magically appears from thin air!

You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.
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eat cookie
You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
        You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's
problems.  They think you are a sucker.  You are always putting things
off.  That's why you'll never make anything of yourself.  Most welfare
recipients are Cancer people.
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Hp:479/479 Sp:1201/1201 Ep:277/277 >
You receive a mental note of Tume flexing some muscles.

Name: Naamafanta Alias the esteemed Brownie cook < . >
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Player level: 93                        Experience: 14788
Money: 2140.00                          Bank: 17592.48
Explore count: 11842/16874 (E%: 70)     Special explore count: 40
Reinc Count: 10                         Last reinc: Apr 13 2010
Task Points: 11

  Hit Points     Spell Points     Endurance Points
    479/479        1201/1201           284/277

Str: Excellent (51)       Dex: Mediocre (69)        Con: Dazzling (83)
Int: Impressive (155)     Wis: Unearthly (286++)
Cha: Average (56)         Siz: Short (35)

You have a feeble ability for avoiding hits.
You are an angel in disguise.
You have completed 65 active quests. (51 lq, 0 gq, 13 aq, 0 pq, 1 aw)
You are refreshed, satiated, old and brave.
Andthi leads the brownie race.

Ilmeisesti kohta on aika suorittaa meditaatiot ja jälleensyntyminen...

You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.
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(21:35) Twat tells you 'it scares me that you find these things...makes me
wonder
 what you're searching for. =)

Visiting first time catfolk tree for more than year and this is how they greet
me:
Leopard catfolk warrior exclaims 'Alarm! The mass murderer has returned!'
Where is hospitality...

Freld tells Zin and you 'mie saa removet jos kosken mihikää shinan tekemää
 että itte aattelin vaa syödä muroja ja toivoo et joku arkki korjaa

The Hunt master mounts a new fox tail in his cabin.
He proclaims: All hail Naamafanta for his perserverence!

The Hunt Master awards you 1804 platinum coins.

You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

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Your lucky number is 8259548435234903.  Watch for it everywhere.
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You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.
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Vähän erilaista liikuntaa oli kyllä mielessä, mutta ompa taas osuva ajatus
keksillä.

You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
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Excellent day to have a rotten day.
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Uusi vuosi vanhat kujeet.

Naamafanta has survived the barrage of Hot potatoes.

You receive a few jewels as a momento of your success.

You also receive a right to use a rank! See 'rank list'.
This is a challenge trophy.

Malos tells you 'siinä tuli jo eka valhe ku nubuks ittees väitit,
 aijai'

[22:54]:Lammas {party}: välil tuntuu et naamalla o pareet pillerit ku mulla :D

You have passed the test to become the leader of the brownie race.
You feel blessed by the divine ancestors of the brownie race.

Potatoes are round, brown, full of starch and an excellent food source. They
are
also a great substitute for unhealthy birthday bakery, such as cakes. Here,
have
one.

Gazgo tells you 'You have tagged me.'

Gazgo tells you 'You receive 942 points for that tag.'

Gazgo tells you 'Your total score is 5786.

Gazgo tells you 'You have WON!'

Gazgo tells you 'You have been rewarded 178 mithril.'

Gazgo shouts 'Naamafanta has won the Hunt Event.'
             'Naamafanta has been awarded THE prize.'
Gazgo tells you 'You will be rewarded your score five times over in gold.'

Gazgo tells you 'You have been rewarded 28930 gold.'

Gazgo tells you 'I am out of here!'
Gazgo, the hiding mage, snaps from existance.
That Typo was the 42!

SNOWBALL FIGHT IS OVER!Top Snowballers.
Name            Number of hits
----            --------------
Naamafanta          25
Naamafanta is awarded 40 batium for winning the snowball fight.

<---------^--------->  Loc:    Scenic Location in southeastern
Interdimensional
|                   |           nexus
|        ~~~        |  Exits:  north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest,
|     ~~~~~~~~~     |          southeast, southwest
|   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~   |
|   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~   |  A slab of obsidian is embedded in the ground.
<   ~~~~~~*~~~~~~   >
|   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~   |
|     ~~~~~~~~~     |


|        ~~~        |
<---------v--------->


Minulla tosiaan on mahtavia kykyjä nähdä outoja paikkoja... Repikää siitä ja
raapikaa päätänne. Tästä jatkankin batin mystiikan tutkimista.

Few hours after I was unbanned from newbie channel:
[17:58]:Amd (newbie): soo, who's giving out those helper tags?
[17:58]:Amd (newbie): I needs one.
[17:58] lowdive [newbie]: just emote it, like so...
[17:58] newbie]: Slowdive the Helper often helps newbies
Naamafanta [newbie]: i would be great helper
>You have been banned from the newbie channel for 3 hours0

Ilmeisesti en kuulu enää herttaisten nubujen kastiin, kun en saa edes avata
suutani?

[16:51] amogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Tyraneous.
[16:53] amogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Saddie.
[16:53]:Tyraneous [newbie]: What is it 'dangerous' performing oral sex on a
chick the morning after the night you fucked her?
=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOu guys ever try to peel apart a
grilled cheese sandwich?      (how was that one!)
Naamafanta [newbie]: this is nerd channel, go away if you got life
You have been banned from the newbie channel for 2 hours


Ompas herkkää...

You tell Tarken (busy) 'managed to do that scanning thing :)'
You tell Tarken (busy) 'managed to do that scanning thing :)
You tell Tarken (busy) 'and it really works :)
Can not tell: Tarken (ignoring under level 101)

A mountain of mowgles coins.
It seems to contain about 75000000 coins.
It looks EXTREMELY heavy.

exchange kullasta mowgleseihin ilman lossia!

Laniwan gropes your butt forcefully.
You emote to Gildarenn 'gropes you.'
You emote to Gildarenn 'goes 'Oops' and blushes at you.'
You emote to Laniwan 'gropes your groin.'
Laniwan goes 'EWWWW!' in disgust at you.


Hehe, voitto!

c
z
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You toss a water balloon to Grizzt!
The balloon bursts, drenching Grizzt completely! Taas piste, suojautukaa jo
wizut...

You feel unconfortable for being in another person's bedroom.
WHAT IS THIS, WAAAT IS THIIS!

Naamos sings: 'I know my son will travel far,'
Batmud ja aasitkin laulavat.