Nazrix RAUTAVARSI is a level 90 mortal of the Thrikhren race.
She was created Sun Jul 10 02:35:52 2005 and she is 2y, 166d, 23h, 25min and
51s old.
She has been on for 1h, 40min and 34s, not idle (*mut*).
She has killed: a happy looking dwarf, 213008 exp
                Asmodeus, the Overlord of all the dukes of Hell
Web page: +358 46 628 6495 (OUT OF SERVICE, works when in finland only)
Phone: +1 562 743 2660 (sms works for all, calls too)
This player has a blog - last modified 78d, 9h, 47min and 27s ago. 
Plan:
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>Semi AFK: Lawyering.
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8 hour 28 minute Valentina party. Speed record for BatMUD. And faggotroc kept
me out of room due to impatience!

Ssmud rolls his eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden arrow)
As Ssmud casts the spell, he pulls out a copper rod which bursts into a
million prismatic starbursts.
party report Hit by a [golden arrow]
A golden arrow hits you.
party report Hit by a golden arrow
You manage to partially reflect the golden arrow with your shield and it hits
Ssmud.
Ssmud's flex shield wobbles.
party say Ssmud is UNCONSCIOUS!
Ssmud lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
party say Ssmud is UNCONSCIOUS!
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Ssmud as it dies.
Ssmud is DEAD, R.I.P.
Ssmud dies.
Malacoda is the new leader of the party.
Ssmud's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.

You clap your hands together and say 'fzz mar nak grttzt' (Acid blast)
You pull out a handful of olivine powder which bursts into a zillion
technicolour sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your acid blast hits Valentina.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
party report Dcrit level 2
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Valentina grunts from the pain.

{{{{{{{{{ Nazrix Slays Gnaaabyehbyyyyyhuuuuuuu }}}}}}}}}}}}}


Kapu (report): < Repulsor Aura DOWN > [16:21] {Caster Nazrix}
Dargund starts concentrating on a new offensive skill.
*****************************************************
Dargund's flex shield wobbles.
Dargund's flex shield wobbles.
Golden arrow: #
G'naa'Byeh fills up its cheeks with air and exhales 'zot zur fehh' (Shocking
grasp)
G'naa'Byeh grins as its shocking grasp hits Wide.
Ewige {party}: breeaattheee
Nazrix (party): I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN KILL IT IT DIES SOON, IF YOU LEAVE I
FUCKING DEST YOU
*****************************************************
Dargund's flex shield wobbles.
Dargund's flex shield wobbles.
Bolt of acid from the top of Balroc's staff and hits the G'naa'Byeh.
Torso Maker is ready to cut meat!!
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden arrow)
You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits G'naa'Byeh.
You feel like your spell gained additional power.
party report Dcrit level 1
G'naa'Byeh writhes in agony.
party report G'naa'Byeh (Writhes 20% resist) (Magical)
20% RESIST!
Ghost of Micheal whispers: 'Yes, slay the evil!'
Ewige utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
G'naa'Byeh staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
G'naa'Byeh is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Kawasa's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Kapu's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Ewige's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Dargund's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Evilild's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Lightscape's
Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Wide's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Balroc's Kerbholz.
Your knowledge in elemental powers helps you to save the reagent for further
use.
Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell.
Hp:811/811 Ep:282/282 Sp:1219/1678 
  ()          ()         <(-91)>
Kapu sings: 'What child is this, who laid to rest on Mary's lap is sleeping,
angels greet with anthems sweet while
shepherds guard are keeping? This, this is Christ the king, whom shepherds
guard and angels sing. Haste, haste to bring
him laude the babe, the son of Mary!'
Kapu sings the tune with pride, being a member of the leading guild!
Lightscape takes The ancient rune of Gwelien and a big pile of mithril coins.
Nazrix [report]: Dcrit level 1
Nazrix [report]: G'naa'Byeh (Writhes 20% resist) (Magical)
Exp Change: 138962
Kawasa takes A heavy key made of onyx, Stormfall, the infernal double-edged
 axe of the Dawning Twilight <crimson glow>, Opaque bracelets 'tekek' <red
 glow> and Crimson sash of Twilight <red glow>.
The sphere floats northwest.
toq OH shit I did it
Kapu (party): oh yeah
Balroc {party}: oh
Kapu (report): Sticky [down]
Kawasa {party}: haha vittu
No typo is impossible.
Ewige {party}: omg og omg omg omg
Wide [party]: hahaa
Dargund [party]: < WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >
Lightscape (party): mitä vittu!
Evilild (party): wooo!
Nazrix [party]: you faggots
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Ewige claps its hands and whispers 'judicandus puorgo mangenic' (Major party
heal)
Kapu's flex shield wobbles, PINGs and vanishes.
Kapu (report): < Flex Shield DOWN > [6:34] {Caster Lightscape}
Kawasa aborts the spell casting.
Ewige {party}: nazrix power kill!!
Kawasa {report}: Amra is summoning me!
Balroc's Kerbholz proudly echoes:
      G'naa'Byeh, the fallen demon Emperor of the Twilight       #2    
Lightscape (party): restore me :D
A sphere floats here.
Hp:811/811 Ep:282/282 Sp:1258/1678 
  ()          ()         <(+39)>
*Kawasa ticks 47 sps[1m22s].
Nazrix [party]: I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET IT
Wide utters the magic words 'Siwa on selvaa saastoa.' (Restore)
Lightscape shivers for a moment and is restored into her normal form.
Kapu gives a flask containing musty bright yellow liquid labeled as restore to
 Lightscape.
Antarax [ghost]: ooh, finally get some quiet here (now that G'naa'Byeh is
dead)

            * * * * * * C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S * * * * * *
                   -= to Kawasa and Nazrix =-
               -= for landing the Flying Citadel safely. =-

You did not complete all 5 parts of the Flying Citadel quest!

You are done with the chant.
You wave your index finger while uttering 'cah mar nak grttzt' (Cold ray)
You pull out a steel arrowhead which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You feel in contact with the essence of cold.
You watch with selfpride as your cold ray hits Kizarwexius.
Kizarwexius screams in pain.
party report Kizarwexius (Screams 0% resist) (Cold)
SCREAMS like a BITCH!
Suddenly a dark shadow passes over the moon and the earth shakes violently.  A
horrible roar, which soon rises to a high pitched wail, comes from the lair of
Kizarwexius.  The moon turns red.  Kizarwexius has been slain by Nazrix.
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Kizarwexius's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Kizarwexius is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist arcr
ound the dead Kizarwexius's neck leaps to Sarmangoth's
Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Kizarwexius's neck leaps to Zenick's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Kizarwexius's neck leaps to Koan's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Kizarwexius's neck leaps to Zerks's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Kizarwexius's neck leaps to Ewige's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Kizarwexius's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal. 
Only 46 monsters remain.'
The magic mist around the dead Kizarwexius's neck leaps to Torc's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead Kizarwexius's neck leaps to Lammas's Kerbholz.
Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell.

Ulver tells you 'I dont like nikana personally, not that I really ever had the
chance to know him, but he seems arrogant and somehow intrusively aggravating,
dunno why'
Ulver tells you 'kinda like a neighbours dog who comes every morning to your
front yard to take a huge shit or then doesnt, but you never can be sure when
its gonna happen'

(05:02) Zonni says 'you seem to be intelligent individua.'
(05:03) Zonni says 'may i ask on your working expertise.'

DURAND IS OPPOSED!**

[13:28]:Nazrix [bat]: i vote zonni to go on living? 
[13:28]:Nazrix [bat]: perhaps you win lottery! 
[13:29]:Zonni <bat>: uhm.. you got it upside down 
[13:29]:Zonni <bat>: why YOU all should be granted priviledge to live 
[13:30]:Zonni <bat>: are you useful in anyway to any organization 
[13:30]:Nazrix [bat]: How do you feel about law firms? 
[13:30]:Zonni <bat>: if not, i suggest seppuku 
[13:30]:Stargazer [bat]: i think nazrix is just a burden 
[13:30]:Kohothegreat {bat}: nazris is lawyer 
[13:31]:Nazrix [bat]: student currently 
[13:31]:Zonni <bat>: law firms are necessary evil. 
[13:31]:Zonni <bat>: you are excused 
[13:31]:Nazrix [bat]: Thanks 

[09:24]:Bugboy [bat]: me and a friend were discussing Disciple of Chaos combos
with nomads.. is barbarian only guild that can join it? 
[09:24]:Nazrix [bat]: shut up bugboy, i need youth scroll please 
[09:25]:Bugboy [bat]: dont make me plug that shitbox beneath your nose with
the penis you wish you were born with 
[09:26]:<bat>: Nerya giggles inanely at Bugboy. 
[09:26]:Capula (bat): bugboy 1 - nazrix 0 
[09:27]:[bat]: Murgan rolls on the floor laughing his ass off. 
[09:34]:Nazrix [bat]: Bugboy, come out of your hiding place, it's time to die
for your insults 
[09:35]:Bugboy [bat]: didnt my father already feed you to a seamonster Nazrix?
Arent you dead? 
[09:35]:Nazrix [bat]: Your father? 
[09:36]:Nazrix [bat]: what the fuck does that mean 
[09:36]:Blasterr <bat>: He means your mom. 
[09:36]:Nazrix [bat]: no, i think he actually means his dad, some newbie I
reloced to who was at a seamonster 
More (75%) [qpbns?]
[09:36]:Nazrix [bat]: i forget that person's name 
[09:37]:Bugboy [bat]: well you can kill me when you find me, but everyone here
knows you will get your knees dirty first before you get that pleasure. 
[09:37]:Violetfire [bat]: time for some bug spray... 
[09:37]:Bugboy [bat]: so killing me also means blowing me, now get your
chapstick. 

A few brief points on a skirmish between Imperator/Nikana/Pancake + Allies and
me:

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ON NIKANA's BLOG POST:
(1). Contrary to your claim, the apology was for things said on channels that
I think were overly impolite and for allowing such a stupid 5000 gold dispute
to erupt into a war causing me to kill you guys a like 15 times and me dying
like 5 or 6 times.

(2). Contrary to your claim, Imperator and I agreed to a truce. After talking
(through others) we thought it would be fair if I apologized a bit because of
some things I said on channel that were impolite to him, beyond the issue of
this "war."

(3). Contrary to your claim, my truce is with Imperator, not you, not Pancake.
You "won" nothing, your side died 3x more than mine. 0 of my parties were
harmed. This was a truce not a surrender, a ceasefire if you will.

(4). Thanks for posting our tells, as everyone, (wizards included) can see,
from pkill #2 I said this is a stupid war and we should call a truce. That
does not mean I can't fight it. Read your brother's (Pancake) blog and you can
see I could have fought this war for the next 100 years from my castle, nobody
wanted a war forever over 5000 gold. Again, YOU won nothing.

(5). Contrary to your claim "The non-highbies won," you use improper word
descriptions. Imperator is a lvl 90+ eternal, with 3 allies killing me in this
war. That's 4 vs. 1, in this situation you were the "highbies" and I still
managed to kill you more.

(6). Contrary to your claim, the fact is, this war would have involved more
and more people, over what? A racoon hat. It was reasonable to agree to end
this, again, not a "surrender." We can stipulate that I could have killed you
in this reinc, a spawn reinc, or several other reincs, and with allies and
that Imperator could have killed me as well. The winner will be whoever wants
to play normally the LEAST, if neither wants to play war goes forever.

(7). Contary to your implication, Ruttuturpa's ":D" on wanted was on a
discussion of Butti, nobody cared about my comments, people know the real
story that this war was based on something stupid.

(8). Contrary to your spin, your participation in this entire event was
minimal to non-existent.

(9). Contrary to your whine, you aren't some "poor newbie" you're a level 95.

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ON PANCAKE'S BLOG POST:
(1). Contrary to your claim, I was unidle when you killed it.

(2). Contrary to your claim, I don't use triggers to zap you with wands. Your
accusation makes no sense. You clearly have no idea how wands work if you
think a trigger is needed to use them the way I did (reloc + zap).
Additonally, if you check your logs, wands weren't even always used.

(3). Contrary to your claim, there's no rule against using shelter at
monsters.

(4). Contrary to your claim, you aren't some "poor newbie" you're a level 90
player.

(5). Contary to your claim, you "can" kill me. I died a few times on
relocate/summon from you guys. I have small hps compared to 4 man pkill
parties, if you couldn't kill me, I suggest you file a bug report.

(6). Contrary to your claim, I didn't "get away with it," you forfeited your
right to complain after you had your friend impact 3 or 4 kills. Since you
called Imperator to kill me within minutes of your first death, you have to
die a several timeswithout retaliating before you have a valid whine claim.

(7). Contrary to your claim, I did not want a war. I continually asked you for
a truce, I did not want to kill you, I had to only to get you all to agree to
stop. It's not sport to mage-kill you guys, I did not want a war. You guys
did.

(8). Contrary to your claim I did something wrong...I killed you once, and
that would have been the end of it. You decided to counter-attack. Whatever
"experience" of yours that was ruined, that was your own fault for pushing for
a big war.

(9). Contrary to your claim, I do actually play. Although I don't have 20
hours a day to play like you, as I have a job and am in law school, I do
routinely join eq parties and help friends. I am not retired, but I'm not
hardcore, I play casually.

(10). Contary to your claim, Finnish players were not involved. This argument
makes no cognizable claim. The war was a back-and-forth war.

(11). Contary to your claim, I did not bully you. (See above).

(12). Contary to your claim, I am not "a cancer and disease."

_________________________________________________________________________
ON IMPERATOR'S LACK OF POST:

(1). He doesn't a blog post, I think that is quite respectable. He knows how
the truce happened, and so forth.

_________________________________________________________________________
Summary:
(1). If you get killed and you think it's wrong, do nothing. If you die
multiple times for "no reason" (if that's true, here it wasn't obviously) then
you may whine. If you kill that person back within 1 minute (as you did here)
you don't get a right to whine. If you continue to fight with that person,
it's not harassment, it's a war until you ask for a truce, they refuse, and
keep killing you forever.

(2). Let's just try to keep everything peaceful, it's not necessary a racoon
hat causes a long conflict, seriously.

I'll make a full peace with Imperator/Nikana and forgive that taking of eq
even. All they must do is agree both to stop killing me and leave me alone as
well.

April 10, 2008. 07:43 PST: After peace talks with the enemy Tarken, an
agreement was reached. A cease fire armistice agreement was assented to in
return for the promise by Tarken to post a public message for an undetermined
time admitting starting the conflict and subsequently tendering an
acknowledgement of complete defeat and absolute and unconditional surrender to
Nazrix. After posting of the message for the future-determined time, the
armistice will become a declaration of cessation of all hostilities against
Tarken and relations between the two parties will resume in a free and neutral
manner.

Tried to talk to tarken about this after, explained my reasoning that his
baseless pkill, insults, public bragging, refusal to pay a MODEST exp so I can
mip my exp back, was not resolved he ignored and refused to discuss further
peace talks...

silencer;zap tarken with wand 1;zap tarken with wand 2
Main deck (d,fore,cabin,gangway).
gangplank (lowered) and the helm
(Tarken the member of Catfolk fluffy ninjakitten < Solocash >)
Decker the quicksilver golem
You zap Someone with Custom wand named cold ray (1/100).
You feel in contact with the essence of cold.
You watch with selfpride as your cold ray hits Someone.
Someone screams in pain.
party report Someone (Screams 0% resist) (Cold)
Someone lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
party say Someone is UNCONSCIOUS!
*****************************************************
You zap Someone with Custom wand named cold ray (1/100).
You feel in contact with the essence of cold.
You watch with selfpride as your cold ray hits Someone.
Someone screams in pain.
party report Someone (Screams 0% resist) (Cold)
SCREAMS like a BITCH!
You get bad vibrations as Someone's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Someone is DEAD, R.I.P.
Someone's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
The golem does not seem to like having you on board.
Faster than you can blink, you are flying through the air.
Fortunately, it isn't too far to the ground.
Green Hills (n,s,e,w,ne,nw,se,sw).
a big pile of mowgles coins
Nazrix [report]: Someone (Screams 0% resist) (Cold)
Nazrix [party]: Someone is UNCONSCIOUS!
Nazrix [report]: Someone (Screams 0% resist) (Cold)
Nazrix's disc floats in.
Vijita tells you 'did you do that?'
Ghost of Tarken [ghost]: w: archwizard

Then he accused me of robotting semi-publically since I use a command to zap
him... then again insulted me... Tarken [nightlife+]: the best part is that
its impossible to run away because he's robotting the pkills so when he falls
out of portal or relocs it insta zaps
Tarken [nightlife+]: i'll let him continue nevertheless like a little boy who
is angry at his mommy cause he can't go out and play

then deathseeker was acting gay: Tarken [nightlife+]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
Deathseeker (nightlife+): lies i could swear it was middle school Deathseeker
(nightlife+): im even wearing my little skirt

Then tarken said: Tarken [nightlife+]: nazrix is such a drama queen updating
everything i say to his blog like 12 year old girl in middle school

After 3rd kill he says (he's ignored me so nothing I said or did made him do
this, it was his own racism and immaturity...) : Tarken [nightlife+]: haha
nazrix is a funny man Tarken [nightlife+]: bet he's a funny looking
jewniggercommie too irl!

I idle outside my city and tarken pkills me while idle on April 6, 2008, after
using dim mak which did only 300dmg and 2x tiger claws to kill my mighty
thrikhren mage with 350hpz or so.  Then he brags (while i'm still idle) that
he killed me and I suck, then he puts it in his plan that I died to him and
laughs about it to others (I get a tell about this). So I ask him what the
hell the pkill was for, no answer. I tell him that since we were once friends
if he pays 100k (for my lost exp and his bad behavior on channels/bragging)
I'll forgive him completely (as most of you know this is VERY generous, go
kill most players for no reason and see how they react, it's instant ignore +
pkills until they get bored). He says no and won't tell me why he pkilled,
then he mocks me on channels and uses insults. So I retaliate and kill him
once. Instantly on ghost he asked for an archwizard and says I tried to extort
him 100k. However he conveniently does not tell the arches/people that he
started the pkill, again he doesn't give a reason. He gets a raise and I kill
him again (for the first pkill and his dragging out personal fight to channels
and insulting me once again publically. After this death he says that it was
for "sales bullshit" but he won't explain what (obviously there's no reason
he's just playing games as is his usual behavior as we saw with his lies to
Juggelo). I kill him again, he whines more.  Put simply, I will continue to
kill him until he pays back the exp/time/reputation I lost because of his
behavior and as a punishment for his advertising on channels that he killed
"mighty nazrix" (again while I was idle minding my own business).

>Arelium ---> Laenor
>Skeep   ---> Rothikgen
>Rilynttar -> Furnachia
>Calythien -> Desolathya
>Lorenchia -> Lucentium

"Birth to Death: Life of a Fin"

By:  Nazrix

Revision 1.0


A Brief Summary of the Chapters:

Birth: A child's name is selected from a "Finnish Government Controlled/Approve
d" list of "passive names", customarily the name is selected by parents. In
absence of parents, the government does the naming of the child.

Early Childhood: A child is forced to go to a government owned and operated
"(re-)educational center", beliefs the child may have that do not conform with
government standards are removed and replaced with government values by use of
"instructional agents of government beliefs, ideas, and lifestyle".

Middle Childhood: A child continues their government regimented education and
some may even attend a government owned and operated church facility to learn
about the divinity of the government and the proper way to worship the
government (which is ordained by a religious figure).

Late Childhood: Children are introduced to government defined "negative
figures" whom should be feared such as Africans and those of other beliefs,
colors, religion, freedom-loving entrepreneurial spirit, and Americans.
Children are introduced to a selection of "trades" to choose from in order to
contribute to "the group". Children are also informed that upon reaching the
age of majority, they shall be "free" to choose to join the military "killing
machine" of Finland or be jailed for failure to "contribute". The Finnish take
pride in this requirement, and those who do not serve are ridiculed.

Early Adulthood: After young adults contribute and learn how to kill in the
name of the Finnish Flag, they are permitted to choose their trade further in
state run schools. Few private institutions exist and the government grip on
income make it unaffordable for the average Fin to attend a private
institution to learn values which question the Finnish government's "facts".
High taxation also insures that many Fins cannot afford "freedom supporting
transportation" due to the cost of purchasing and automobile and tight
government hording of oil and other fuels. Fins are "free" to choose to take
government owned transportation to government sponsored schools or work sites
to "contribute for the party".

Adulthood: The government owned news "facts bureau" controls most information
available to the finnish people, they ensure tranquility and servitude among
the masses while promoting acceptance of high taxes, forced military service,
government owned/reported news and facts bureaus, government owned "idea
centers" (called schools), and government owned entertainment agencies. The
government allows Fins to purchase alcohol from government owned stores at a
heavy tax, to ensure a proper control is kept on "enjoyment". 

Future Chapters: Currently under development. Topics will include: Comparisons
with the United States (The US does NOT ve such police state features that
Finland has in the areas of: forced military service, a government monopoly
and control of the media, government control over transportation
(vehicles/fuel are cheap and afforded by most anyone to go and work/play/live
where they please without worship of government), government owned churches,
government owned liquor stores, government owned businesses.). Comparisons
with "most closely related" governments that Finland is similar to including
North Korea, Maoist China, parts of Africa, Iran and other middle eastern
countries, and governments of the 1500's Europe.