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Posted: 20 Nov 2007 13:25 [ permalink ]
I cook like i make love. Fast, greasy and unsatisfying.
Posted: 02 Jun 2007 00:20 [ permalink ]
United as one, divided by zero.
Posted: 19 May 2007 00:54 [ permalink ]
Stop faggotry.
Posted: 13 Feb 2007 15:12 [ permalink ]
Pirkan pussipastat ei ilmeisesti ole laktoosittomia.
Posted: 30 Oct 2006 00:42 [ permalink ]
Shopkeeper says 'A hoe is worth 0 gold coins.' Cheap hoes <333
Posted: 03 Sep 2006 21:29 [ permalink ]
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Posted: 15 Jun 2006 14:56 [ permalink ]
Mursvain @ Khadgar
Posted: 12 Apr 2006 01:19 [ permalink ]
Note to self: http://neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/ Tough shit.
Posted: 26 Mar 2006 17:10 [ permalink ]
The Rat Collector says 'Here is 100 coins for the corpse.' The Rat Collector says 'So far you have brought 50 corpses.' The Rat Collector says 'Hmmm.. this should be enough.' The Rat Collector shouts 'The person who collected the most rat corpses was Nobbs with 50 corpses brought in.' You are awarded some experience for saving the city.
Posted: 15 Mar 2006 18:23 [ permalink ]
There are no light sources here, but you can still see. The Ruins (ne,e,sw,s,se). [449/449] [1022/1022] [250/250] [206] >search clue You start searching for clue... You search clue and find nothing.
Posted: 27 Feb 2006 11:11 [ permalink ]
Holhousvaltio voittaa tänään. Lopetan nuuskan käytön. Helppo lopettaa kun ei sitä ole. Veikkaan et huomenna alkaa vituttaa armottomasti.
Posted: 21 Feb 2006 13:07 [ permalink ]
Uusis ei huuda ohjeita joukkuetovereilleen, vaan kiville.
Posted: 21 Feb 2006 01:43 [ permalink ]
help nobbs You can't help yourself.
Posted: 13 Feb 2006 00:09 [ permalink ]
Harkitsen edelleen.
Posted: 17 Dec 2005 10:25 [ permalink ]
Tänäkin lauantaiaamuna harkitsen parannusta.
Posted: 12 Dec 2005 21:50 [ permalink ]
Marsu haalistuu, pitäisköhän se värjätä? Perkele.
Posted: 23 Oct 2005 21:57 [ permalink ]
Vituttaa kun ovat laittaneet näihin Bonbon Kaatissäkkeihin jotain tollasia väkeviä karkkeja.
Posted: 10 Oct 2005 11:35 [ permalink ]
Korkealla kunnahalla hongat huminoi, kirves paukkaa, puuta haukka, pokasaha soi. Jätkä siellä päänsä hiellä leivän saada voi, mut huilatessaan unelmoi. Hei hoi, sä jätkän oma kulta, oi voi, sun lempesi on tulta. Oi joi jos suukon saan mä sulta, oi voi,se kuumeen mieheen loi. Jätkän tyttö, syömmen syttö sorjin päällä aan, kevään tullen nytten sulle kihlat ostetaan. Sitten näitä meidän häitä viikko tanssitaan, ja yhdessä näin lauletaan. Hei hoi, sä jätkän oma kulta, oi voi, sun lempesi on tulta. Oi joi jos suukon saan mä sulta, oi voi,se kuumeen mieheen loi.
Posted: 13 Apr 2005 18:49 [ permalink ]
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest boy in town My car is fast, my teeth is shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie Here I am at a famous school I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her Oh God I am the American dream I do not think I'm too extreme An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich (get a good get a good get a good get a good job) Women's Liberation Came creepin' across the nation I tell you people I was not ready When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie She made a little speech then, Aw, she tried to make me say "when" She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick Oh God I am the American dream But now I smell like Vaseline An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which (I wonder wonder wonder wonder) So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Got a job doin' radio promo An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo Eventually me 'n' a friend Sorta drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour on the tower of power 'Long as I gets a little golden shower Oh God I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream An' I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!" Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic! Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm goin down, And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm goin down
Posted: 05 Apr 2005 15:12 [ permalink ]
32: A crippled pigeon With one run!
Posted: 05 Apr 2005 01:19 [ permalink ]
Pitkän linjan miehet tietää homman varmaksi
Posted: 18 Mar 2005 17:45 [ permalink ]
With karate I'll kick your ass, into Tianamen square.
Posted: 13 Mar 2005 20:29 [ permalink ]
Jos kaupanteko ei ole elämys, asiakkaasta tulee pakoeläin DDDD ROLFFFFMAOOO
Posted: 22 Feb 2005 20:13 [ permalink ]
Freud on toisin sanoen sitä mieltä, että sellainen henkilö, joka on valtaosaltaan kiinnostunut omistamisesta ja omaisuudesta, on neuroottinen, henkisesti sairas ihminen; siitä seuraa että yhteiskunta, jonka useimmat jäsenet ovat anaalisia luonteita, on sairas yhteiskunta.
Posted: 15 Feb 2005 15:54 [ permalink ]
Found a rocking plan Franz is a level 21 mortal of the Wolfman race. >Win if you can, >Lose if you must, >But always CHEAT!
Posted: 09 Feb 2005 16:38 [ permalink ]
Kaaduin fillarilla kännissä. Polvi auki, kädet verillä ja naama näyttää kyntöpellolta. Vituttaa. Niinjoo, itsehä en muista tapahtumasta mitää mut komeesti kuulemma lensin. Tekevälle sattuu :DDDD
Posted: 06 Feb 2005 21:44 [ permalink ]
Jaahas, 13 päivää tässä reincissä enkä oo vielä regainannu edes puoliväliin :D
Posted: 18 Jan 2005 23:46 [ permalink ]
"It is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." --Reichsmarschall Hermann Goering, at the Nuremberg Trials after World War II. n
Posted: 04 Dec 2004 06:08 [ permalink ]
Time: 12 hours 21 minutes 6 seconds Experience gained: 3182981 Experience lost: 97185 Experience spent: 3100873 Gold difference: +1001.00 New areas explored: 1 Hehhi lolli plz :D
Posted: 04 Dec 2004 04:25 [ permalink ]
å [04:21]: AIDS-POJU [twilight+]: en mut menin kihloihin baarissa :D [04:23]: AIDS-POJU [twilight+]: tein röökiaskin siitä folio??? sormuxet [04:23]: AIDS-POJU [twilight+]: mut en saanut pillua niin jätin heti [04:23]: AIDS-POJU [twilight+]: menin kottii nukkuu [04:23]:Bloodninja <twilight+>: :D [04:23]:MR PRESIDENT [twilight+]: :DD [04:24]: AIDS-POJU [twilight+]: huora vittu
Posted: 15 Nov 2004 15:01 [ permalink ]
Remembered locations (9): ancienttemple, donaru, druids, kingsvalley, navs, outpost, perilous, redtides and zoy
Posted: 01 Nov 2004 00:42 [ permalink ]
Back to tarmalen, a bit on the edge of being infla and still lacking a few pieces of eq (tabard mostly) but i think this should work out.
Posted: 20 Jul 2004 22:18 [ permalink ]
Humble chosen today.
Posted: 20 Jul 2004 12:05 [ permalink ]
Remembered locations (28): akira, ancienttemple, atlantis, bigeaul, brimshire, donaru, doobies, druids, enchanted, graveyard, kutaeast, lonelymtn, magerathia, mdwarf, navi, ndoki, outpost, perilous, perins, pyran, redtides, rudra, springtarm, stagira, steaming, summertarm, tinmen and toxic
Posted: 01 Jul 2004 22:32 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. You utter the magic words 'nilaehz temnahecne neg' You curse Sharon! Sharon turns very pale! ***************************************************** You are about to DIE! You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! You are no longer stunned. You fall unconscious from the pain. You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! You die.
Posted: 10 May 2004 21:13 [ permalink ]
Gidan [party]: you were young and your heart was open run, you could say LIFE WITH A FUCKING TASTY JUICE ON IT and let LIFE WITH A FUCKING TASTY JUICE ON IT
Posted: 05 May 2004 01:30 [ permalink ]
Kattelin tossa kesäduuneja ja iski valaistuminen. Kilsan päässä kotoa haetaan POMPPUVALAAN VALVOJAA kesäksi. Jumalauta, en aidosti pysty kuvittelemaan siistimpää titteliä kun pomppuvalaan valvoja. Oon hakemassa. Todellakin.
Posted: 23 Mar 2004 01:26 [ permalink ]
Tänään opin mistä saa slave collarin. sehän se. rulesi.
Posted: 15 Mar 2004 22:05 [ permalink ]
Uhh, this'll become a collection of links. http://nerve.fugacious.net/drf/archives/Mozambique%20Tourist%20Warning.jpg
Posted: 15 Mar 2004 22:02 [ permalink ]
Oh, and to clarify what ninjas are all about: http://www.realultimatepower.net/
Posted: 15 Mar 2004 22:00 [ permalink ]
http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm The legend of BloodNinja :)
Posted: 12 Mar 2004 05:39 [ permalink ]
Voitin gazgon, sain rahaa ja pari teppanaa. Maistuu.
Posted: 04 Dec 2003 07:18 [ permalink ]
Ois kyllä pari juttua mitä pitäis tässäkin pelissä tehdä.
Posted: 06 Nov 2003 01:31 [ permalink ]
>Bela [twilight+]: sano sille et tappaa ittensa homo tyttis SILLA O MITAA OSAA >JA ARPAA SUN MENOIHIN SAATANAN LAAHKA, > PILLUTERRORISTI, LIMATURJAKE, MATOPESÄ
Posted: 05 Nov 2003 16:25 [ permalink ]
[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man] Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy. The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that? Harry Callahan: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
Posted: 18 Oct 2003 00:37 [ permalink ]
Hiekka hehkui, päivä poltti kun hän saapui kaupunkiin. Rento askel, suuri coltti, tappajaksi arveltiin. Hältä kyselty ei turhaan miksi liikkui näillä main, sillä varmaan itsemurhaan liiat puheet veisi vain, puheet veisi vain. Kun on tappaminen työtä tunteet mieltä paina ei, yhden hengen viime yönä hurjan billyn coltti vei. Hän on kauhunamme täällä, taidot tarkkaan tunnetaan, jos hän vain on sillä päällä niin on herkkä ampumaan, herkkä ampumaan.
Posted: 17 Oct 2003 23:56 [ permalink ]
INITIATED CHOSEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA en taida reinccaa sittenkää
Posted: 16 Oct 2003 11:44 [ permalink ]
Kiinnostaa [ ] Ei kiinnosta [x]
Posted: 23 Sep 2003 15:10 [ permalink ]
Verkko toimii. jihuu.