Finally, a new ranger rating :D

| (64) Nope            [Elder Ranger  ] {Turbo          }   21|

Now to get heavier weapons and chase those fury quests...

This grizzled old man, whose face shows the signs of having survived in this
harsh climate for decades, has an abnormaly thin neck! It is only about two
inches in diameter.

Smiling devilishly Ulmat-Sumtra headbutts you smashing rib bones into a lung.
Smiling devilishly Ulmat-Sumtra headbutts you causing heart tissue to fly
Smiling devilishly Ulmat-Sumtra headbutts you causing heart tissue to fly
Smiling devilishly Ulmat-Sumtra headbutts you crushing the skull, forcing
brain
Smiling devilishly Ulmat-Sumtra headbutts you causing a limb to fly off.
Smiling devilishly Ulmat-Sumtra headbutts you making skull crack, forcing
Smiling devilishly Ulmat-Sumtra headbutts you causing heart tissue to fly

o___________o

You PUKE EVERYWHERE as you eat the rotten zombie meat.
You cannot believe you actually ate that crap.  You feel really bad.
You can't possibly eat any more. You discard rest of the food.
You stop eating.

The pain in your stomach IS MORE THAN YOU CAN TAKE!
You grunt 'Please dear god make the pain stop!!!!!'
You burst into tears.
You feel the urge to vomit building in your stomach.
You attempt to fight the urge but fail.
You puke on Animated Skeleton

Animated Skeleton is so grossed out by Nope's puking that it pukes as well.
Animated Skeleton's puking has grossed you out so much that you puke too!
Animated Skeleton is so grossed out by Nope's puking that it pukes as well.
Animated Skeleton's puking has grossed you out so much that you puke too!
Animated Skeleton is so grossed out by Nope's puking that it pukes as well.
Animated Skeleton's puking has grossed you out so much that you puke too!
Animated Skeleton is so grossed out by Nope's puking that it pukes as well.
Animated Skeleton's puking has grossed you out so much that you puke too!

Animated Skeleton leaves out.

10 CDA
9 Offhanded fury
8 Woodland stealth

7 Throw weight

6 stargazing

5 Fishing

Came across this while looking searching for writings on ea scrolls :DD

Group: flame (#328/3969)
From: Croque (Lvl: 30 Age: 3d, 1h, 39min and 33s)
Subject: Newbie Mines-Cartel
Date: Tue Mar 11 22:59:23 2003
Rating: 0 Votes: 0

Newbies of level 30 and under have decided to set a minimum price for enchant
armour scrolls. For this day on, if you are caught selling them in public
under the minimum price of 2k, we will fuck you up.

I repeat, the minumum price for enchant armour scrolls is 2k.
You do not want us to fuck you up.

You invoke the holy powers from the rune. Empyrean starts to glow with divine
light as the supernatural forces are bound inside the blade.  Mrrroooaaarghh -
Mighty scream of ancient spirits shake your very soul!
The operation is ready.
The ancient spirit from the Rune of Omni-zhar is bound inside the Empyrean!

You wield Empyrean, the Tranquility of Justified Fury Eternal labeled as
[NØPE] (moderate) <red glow> in your right hand.

Don't worry drawbridge, you can rest easy for now. Those last three runes are
not coming any time soon :D my bstats shows 604 sentry kills alone, which
would have been something in the region of 2m towards this (un)holy weapon,
oof!

Now for the soul grind :|

happy bday ggr

[20:56]:Ggr <bat>: oh hai. as of today this silly "Ggr" has existed for 20
years here. a celebratory event is in order ...

| 20:58   14946: Nope the Minotaur

You give 1 batium coin to Bard.

Bard says 'Very well, I shall begin.'  
Bard says 'I know 'The Ballad of the Careless Ogre'.'   

The bard sings:
Now gather round, people, and hear this fine song.
It has a nice beat and it won't take that long
So sit back, relax, and above all, have fun,
And there will be a moral when I am done.

Bard leaves northeast.

You wield Empyrean, the Battleaxe of Paladins (feeble) <purple glow> in your
right hand.

yewww let's go :D

You successfully dodge Minotaur's claw.
Minotaur is in a good shape (85%).
Minotaur suddenly becomes flower.
Minotaur suddenly becomes peaceful.

feels bad man :(

Ross says 'We have got to start talking about this EXP deficit!'

Due to the presence of the incarnation of prosperity in your continent, you
manage to squeeze the maximum amount of experience by capitalizing on the
kill.

H. Ross. PeRat stops existing in this reality.
H. Ross. PeRat is DEAD, R.I.P.

SNOWBALL FIGHT IS OVER!
Top Snowballers.
NameNumber of hits
------------------
Nope                25
Nope is awarded 33 batium for winning the snowball fight.

sorry nailbomb

the Ultimate Device (patent pending)

This item is hard to describe. It has iron pipes, bronze gears, small wooden
gears and tiny stone hammers. It's not much smaller than a human torso, and
looks heavy. While its construction may be strange, it's activation surely is
not, for a large red button marked 'PUSH' sits on one face of the device.
This item is in good condition.
It looks heavy.

You push the button.

There is a loud whistle, a series of clanks, and a normal purple shirt spits
out of The Ultimate Device and lands on the floor.

A run of the mill shirt.
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks light weight.

******************** Round 2 (1) ********************
Cackling devilishly Saxon berserker BARBARICALLY RENDS you causing heart
tissue
to fly everywhere.
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
Saxon berserker lightly strikes you causing a kidney to rupture.
You are about to DIE!
Strong hill warrior misses you.
Strong hill warrior lightly strikes you making rib bones snap and crack.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Saxon berserker tears you smashing rib bones into a lung.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Saxon berserker lightly strikes you mutilating intestinal tissue.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Strong hill warrior misses you.
Strong hill warrior misses you.
Saxon berserker tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You slightly pierce Saxon berserker making small marks.
Strong hill warrior lightly strikes you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Your armours absorb some of the damage.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Strong hill warrior bitchslaps you causing large bones to crack loudly.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Wounded warrior bitchslaps you smashing rib bones into a lung.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Wounded warrior smacks you forcing spinal discs to dislodge.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

25/1050[-1025] 26/26[] 357/394[] |

Saxon Berserker says 'Aye, Yer so PUNY!'

Engineer grins 'Come right ahead, Someone, I got plenty more for you!'
You give a block of metal with three holes on top, a triangular frame and a
large bolt to Engineer.
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Engineer exclaims 'Yup, this'll do just fine... Thanks!'
Engineer quickly hammers the piece into the broken drill. *BANG BANG BANG*
goes the hammer. Satisfied with the results, he then proceeds to kick the
drill one more time, and as if struck by magic, the drill purrs into action.
The noise is magnificent.

Congratulations! You have just completed It's a drill!
You receive 12613 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.

Engineer says 'Now that the drill is fixed, would you mind doing the honours
of testdriving it a bit? Just 'operate drill', it is easy to use.'

Nope's disc floats in.
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
227/244[] 737/737[] 244/244[] +12613|
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
******************** Round 2 (1) ********************
Engineer misses.
Engineer pricks you.

Your previous knowledge about this tar pit permits you to move safely.
Arr! You are stuck in the tar pit!

no u :(