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Posted: 25 Jan 2011 21:09 [ permalink ]
Fire ring evaporates silently.
Posted: 16 Jun 2008 12:54 [ permalink ]
You take a cracked onyx mask <christmas glow> from an elm crate
 reinforced with ebony labeled as kura (open).
Onyx mask evaporates silently.
Posted: 26 May 2008 11:38 [ permalink ]
[11:32]:Arnoldi the spawn (bat): rumors says wizs have life!
[11:33]:Sianna [bat]: help sense of humor
[11:34]:Arnoldi the spawn (bat): and archwizs have wife...
Posted: 26 May 2008 11:38 [ permalink ]
[11:29]:Nazrix [bat]: was there a wizard cruise?
[11:29]:Nazrix [bat]: WHY is durand spamming about it?
[11:29]:Sianna [bat]: tom cruise
[11:29]:Nazrix [bat]: Explain
[11:30]:Durand <bat>: what cruise
[11:30]:Luupy <bat>: what cruise?
[11:30]:Femko <bat>: what cruise?
[11:30]:Durand <bat>: nazrix, are you drinking again
Posted: 22 May 2008 13:53 [ permalink ]
[13:47]:Nazrix [bat]: Durand "Traitor of BatMUD", speak now or be stoned.
[13:48]:Durand <bat>: i dont want to be stoned :/
[13:48]:Nazrix [bat]: I demand you surrender your warships and evacuate your
armies, you criminal!
[13:49]:Durand <bat>: i'm sorry, i have to refuse
[13:50]:Grizzt <bat>: I hope you understand, nazrix, that if you declare a war
against durand, you are declaring war against Pure.
[13:50]:Grizzt <bat>: and with that war you'll have the whole northern
coalition fighting against you
[13:50]:Matriam [bat]: what is a pure?
Posted: 02 May 2008 20:07 [ permalink ]
Bmoa {ghost}: I have heard that wow-talk is extremely legal reason for a
playerkilling.
Posted: 01 May 2008 15:34 [ permalink ]
Hair [wanted]: anybody know what time it is on furnachia right now?
Matriam [wanted]: it's hammer time!
Posted: 30 Apr 2008 12:38 [ permalink ]
[12:36]:Acidia [sales]: w: spr shield of 1k refls 
[12:36]:Crx {sales}: 1k 
[12:37]:Trandar [sales]: ^^ 
[12:37]:(sales): Awed boggles at the concept. 
[12:38]:Acidia [sales]: and all you wiseguys, i meant shield of thousand
reflections :) 
Posted: 30 Apr 2008 11:58 [ permalink ]
[11:35]:Pradedek (wanted): some1 bored enuff to gimme some tank reinc ideas
and plans :P 
(11:35) Dreadlord tells you 'dont reinc, your highcoins are needed!'
Posted: 05 Mar 2008 10:56 [ permalink ]
[10:56]:Souc <bat>: Nazrix sure has the perseverance and conviction to make a
good lawyer :)
[10:56]:Souc <bat>: he has been running his case here at batmud for years now
Posted: 20 Jan 2008 11:34 [ permalink ]
Grishnagck [bat]: whoa i made the zmud screen transparant and have an itunes
                  visualizer in the background with brian eno's thursday
                  afternoon song playing
Posted: 17 Jan 2008 22:16 [ permalink ]
Conquer (wanted): key for microsoft word 2003, pls thnx
Conquer (wanted): conquer needs to be able to do his homework :S
Posted: 09 Jan 2008 21:27 [ permalink ]
Conquer (wanted): im sitting in the middle of the class, in the front seat.
 lets go exp now
Posted: 27 Dec 2007 18:09 [ permalink ]
Jacen {wanted}: make me a wiz, i'll code area, make mob with the Axe of
PWNing,
 hits hard, +special against players for pkill 500 damage, and message thats
 says you are PWND.
Posted: 27 Dec 2007 18:01 [ permalink ]
Jacen {bat}: Hell, my name is Jacen and I am a TOTAL FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Posted: 24 Dec 2007 10:46 [ permalink ]
Breca [chat]: once I had oral sex for 30+50 euros or such.
Posted: 23 Dec 2007 12:35 [ permalink ]
You feel like Santa Claus harmed you a bit.
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 17:33 [ permalink ]
Blayke (wanted): logs of the eqsets of the following players,
serra/glacius/zumbalo paying 300k/log
Glacius (wanted): can i participate
Blayke (wanted): no, you can just unchest
Blayke (wanted): or suicide
Posted: 09 Dec 2007 18:35 [ permalink ]
Shinarae <wanted>: someone using the batclient
Ped [wanted]: So its that popular? 8)
Shinarae <wanted>: I just need a volunteer dammit :P
Posted: 09 Dec 2007 16:55 [ permalink ]
Fizzl <ghost>: stop spamming Tiamat, or I'll have you banned!
Posted: 06 Dec 2007 14:14 [ permalink ]
Rowen tells you 'ok, its official, Santa wants me drunk'
Posted: 05 Dec 2007 12:03 [ permalink ]
Rauskis (wanted): ppl to stop complaining and see the good things in life like
birds and flowers and boobs
Posted: 02 Dec 2007 11:50 [ permalink ]
Luca {sales}: hand rolled joint mb5k, this is not regular stuff, this is good
shit!
Posted: 28 Nov 2007 12:08 [ permalink ]
Game Driver shouts 'Batmud is now wizard-locked by Zin. Reason: Resistance is
futile! You will be assimilated in 10mins.'
Posted: 27 Nov 2007 21:19 [ permalink ]
Titus (wanted): someone needs an ipossible LARGE blue whale ?
Heliekeijuxd (wanted): if virgin
Posted: 21 Nov 2007 12:06 [ permalink ]
Bone (bat): Durand is so cool he can surf on 53 different porn sites at the
same time!
Posted: 02 Aug 2007 11:02 [ permalink ]
Glaurung (wanted): maar saves the day.. phew.. i already had my razor gently
sliding against my wrist
Posted: 30 Jul 2007 15:16 [ permalink ]
Farliss shouts 'somebody convince Ggr to go out drinking with me! Poke him or
something!'
Posted: 08 Jul 2007 16:19 [ permalink ]
Cozmo (wanted): why this pimp is ignoring me, it says he is looking for a new
customer!!!
Posted: 25 Jun 2007 23:33 [ permalink ]
Ewige [wanted]: did they tune thana ring in last 5 years?
Favorit <wanted>: if we didn't it's a gorey mistake that has to be fixed
immediately
Posted: 25 Jun 2007 23:31 [ permalink ]
Ewige [wanted]: anybody know syntax for thana band?
Favorit <wanted>: tak-tak-umts-umts-faa-faa-bum-bum?
Favorit <wanted>: repeat x3?
Ewige [wanted]: nope.. doesn't work
Posted: 14 Jun 2007 09:27 [ permalink ]
Tito [wanted]: Anyone need a Mounted barbarian?
Aquavitae [wanted]: who exactly has been mounting you?
Posted: 11 Jun 2007 16:02 [ permalink ]
Upornik tells you 'dost si meu chestov' 
Upornik tells you 'moja custva so tud neki vredna'
Posted: 10 Jun 2007 17:48 [ permalink ]
Suikkeri [wanted]: robin hood 8)
Gorge [wanted]: i robin hood u a min:)
Goa (wanted): Info: Durand is unidle. :);
Posted: 10 Jun 2007 15:26 [ permalink ]
Entor (wanted): eventsssss
Bloodstain [wanted]: He means nice events though, like tp rain/exp rain, tp
sheep :-)
Posted: 08 Jun 2007 13:04 [ permalink ]
Renarya Nubiru squeezes your crotch.
Renarya Nubiru says 'Sorry, I can't let you in there with that.'
Posted: 02 May 2007 11:26 [ permalink ]
[11:26]:Bone (wanted): remove continents and create an endless straight tunnel
filled with smurfs to replace the realm 
Posted: 01 May 2007 12:28 [ permalink ]
Sephiroth (wanted): meh, someone whines that mobs in arelium are in shitty
tune and quits! omgroflmaololz!
Posted: 29 Apr 2007 17:54 [ permalink ]
Celebrimber tells you 'ah.. player'
Posted: 29 Apr 2007 12:36 [ permalink ]
Mace (wanted): i miss the war hero already :( and i cant grasp why they
removed such a legend.
Mallarch (wanted): Atomska was ancient war hero, now forgotten.
Cozmo (wanted): well i think its a suitable ending for that character
Cealdyn [wanted]: too bad cevap has retired :-/
Posted: 29 Apr 2007 10:42 [ permalink ]
Nomed (party): im just stupid .. i am taking over naran's death wish tacitics
Posted: 28 Apr 2007 16:37 [ permalink ]
Naran [party]: save sps for dd!
Posted: 24 Apr 2007 15:48 [ permalink ]
Ulver [party]: dont scratch your balls while one is dying :P
Posted: 21 Apr 2007 20:06 [ permalink ]
Pradedek (wanted): something to pull me away from math oh pls pls it's killing
me
Ruslanas [wanted]: Quit school and start selling drugs
Caapi [wanted]: good plan
Posted: 20 Apr 2007 17:09 [ permalink ]
Young chaos drake claws into your midsection, ACK!
Posted: 18 Apr 2007 17:21 [ permalink ]
Pradedek (wanted): exp for hangovered tiger
Gurth [wanted]: more booze for pradedek!
(wanted): Pradedek says 'yes'.
Posted: 02 Apr 2007 16:09 [ permalink ]
Upornik tells you 'Cevap tells you 'evo zdej sm si speku jajca''
Posted: 29 Mar 2007 15:34 [ permalink ]
Krump tells you 'to ni normalno'
Krump tells you 'OH THE INSANITY'
Posted: 18 Mar 2007 10:03 [ permalink ]
(priests): Pradedek pledges alligence to the dark powers.
Posted: 17 Mar 2007 13:55 [ permalink ]
[Mar 17 12:28]: To celebrate St. Patrick's day, we've turned rivers into beer!
 Happy celebration! 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 07 Mar 2007 21:44 [ permalink ]
Enochian (wanted): I'M AN ADDICT TO HOOKERS AND COCAINE
Posted: 03 Mar 2007 21:28 [ permalink ]
Zenick {bat}: I need a ress soon...killing TIAMAT(tm)
Posted: 28 Feb 2007 11:14 [ permalink ]
Heliekeijuxd (wanted): i just learned that going to garage doesn't make a
person a car :I
Posted: 22 Feb 2007 10:33 [ permalink ]
Xortoth [mace+]: Po tells you 'I have reason to believe that xortoth is mean'
You tell Po 'yep' Po tells you 'Your not zard! what did you do with him?' You
tell Po 'locked him in basement'Xortoth [mace+]: Po tells you 'zard said you
loaned him 200k and wants it back' Po tells Zard and you 'Now fight to the
death'
Posted: 22 Feb 2007 09:58 [ permalink ]
Po [ghost]: Xortoth, how can you be on all channels at once? I have a theory
that you are really a lan party of monkeys playing one character
Posted: 11 Feb 2007 16:48 [ permalink ]
Grizzt <bat>: all men to the battle station, women and grizzt to the shelters
Posted: 07 Feb 2007 20:32 [ permalink ]
Putte [party]: claw like gay polish
Posted: 07 Feb 2007 14:45 [ permalink ]
Black Tiger finds your skills adequate - but just barely.
Just for the time being...
Posted: 06 Feb 2007 12:30 [ permalink ]
Moyolozoth [newbie]: how do i lead an animal?
Po [newbie]: p invite nazrix?
Posted: 05 Feb 2007 20:55 [ permalink ]
Durand awards Durand 30 points for completing 'Remove George Bush from white
house!' task.
Posted: 01 Feb 2007 08:54 [ permalink ]
You receive a tiny Fast metabolism for 10 taskpoints.
Posted: 28 Jan 2007 14:05 [ permalink ]
Bmoa (bat): Maybe Shinarae replaced all small cute outworld animals with
Durand-like dragons.
Ooga [bat]: what? they idle all day and do nothing?
Posted: 28 Jan 2007 14:03 [ permalink ]
Shinarae pushes the big red button.
eeeeeep!
Posted: 28 Jan 2007 14:02 [ permalink ]
Lotheac [bat]: doesn't sound like a good idea to stand outside when a wiz is
preparing to drop nukes on the world really
Posted: 28 Jan 2007 11:04 [ permalink ]
|    7142: Pancake the Clone                                                 
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Posted: 23 Jan 2007 19:18 [ permalink ]
Curath still remembers your prior services.
Posted: 23 Jan 2007 14:09 [ permalink ]
The shadows whisper with creepy voice 'Welcome to the shadow.'
Posted: 23 Jan 2007 13:51 [ permalink ]
Damogran says 'It is always a pleasure to help polite newbies.'
You are granted a brass trident.
Posted: 21 Jan 2007 20:08 [ permalink ]
Air (party): ok, axl apparenly cant write sentences in clear way so we are
still missing a conjurer
Posted: 20 Jan 2007 13:33 [ permalink ]
Durand shouts 'Trust no one!'
Posted: 20 Jan 2007 13:28 [ permalink ]
Yatharis [mace+]: oh god wizzes here ? now we can't plot our revolution!!!
Posted: 20 Jan 2007 12:46 [ permalink ]
Hp:596/596 Sp:1663/1680 Ep: 223/223 
Posted: 18 Jan 2007 11:27 [ permalink ]
|  377227: Bruthakas, the leader zombie of the cellar                        
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Posted: 18 Jan 2007 10:34 [ permalink ]
Kender of wine (his blood contains more wine than blood itself)
Posted: 17 Jan 2007 13:10 [ permalink ]
[13:08]:Mazzon [bat]: Wolfmen are pointless, lizardmen are pointless, and
catfolk are only there for the supposed mudderchicks who don't really exist
Grizzt <bat>: mortals are useless
Posted: 17 Jan 2007 13:05 [ permalink ]
Morstor [party]: damn I'm getting drunk
Posted: 14 Jan 2007 19:36 [ permalink ]
Did mi civil duty and a good deed by reincing a n00bie for free... now i can
think me self cool for the rest of the year!
Posted: 07 Jan 2007 21:38 [ permalink ]
Ottie tells you 'take a shot of vodka for me!'
Posted: 02 Jan 2007 11:26 [ permalink ]
Senson [newbie]: i'm trying to recover from new years
Posted: 31 Dec 2006 16:52 [ permalink ]
Dimwit tells you 'Un chopito, dos chopitos..... x chopitos = boracho'
Posted: 31 Dec 2006 11:27 [ permalink ]
[05:59]:Aedos [chat]: Unknown to society, the paper that Pokemon cards are
made from is actually made with blood from Russian orphans.
Posted: 30 Dec 2006 14:06 [ permalink ]
Svaba [wanted]: George W. Bush to go visit Saddam in hell (and preferably stay
 there) pretty pliiiis
Acidia [wanted]: bush should go to heaven, so all the good guys he sent to 
their deaths could beat him up over and over again
Posted: 28 Dec 2006 09:27 [ permalink ]
Ulath <bat>: Well, we have this saying that if your eyes move, you need more
booze
Posted: 27 Dec 2006 17:49 [ permalink ]
Sephiroth {party}: Tip: Dont let hp drop below 0!
Posted: 26 Dec 2006 16:23 [ permalink ]
Freld [sales]: malos,nuane,calada and other cute newbies for sale, ask for
your own!
Posted: 25 Dec 2006 19:31 [ permalink ]
|  406441: Kurgan the valheru blademaster                                    
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Posted: 25 Dec 2006 18:03 [ permalink ]
Mithrand [party]: krauger is cake
Mithrand [party]: im in offmode
Posted: 25 Dec 2006 13:39 [ permalink ]
Freld [wanted]: someone to pkill mithrand for the christmas spirit!
Posted: 24 Dec 2006 19:59 [ permalink ]
Caruth [wanted]: everyone back who has ever played batmud!
Posted: 20 Dec 2006 17:20 [ permalink ]
Dogi (sales): come on, i soloed hera on hc
Posted: 19 Dec 2006 22:27 [ permalink ]
Tornipeikko [wanted]: after few hours in the sauna it's great to gather around
 and masturbate in a circle
Posted: 19 Dec 2006 17:10 [ permalink ]
Ramona utters the magic words 'lkzaz zueei enz orn'
Ramona hesitates as she casts remove scar.
You are scarred.
Posted: 19 Dec 2006 16:45 [ permalink ]
Markuz [party]: afk sec, i think my cat just broke something
Posted: 17 Dec 2006 14:48 [ permalink ]
This is a glass made of glass.
It contains a magnum of alcohol.
Posted: 07 Dec 2006 13:13 [ permalink ]
Awed (party): hmm.. more nicotine.. onesec
Posted: 07 Dec 2006 11:45 [ permalink ]
Spid {chat}: I bought some Armageddon cheese today it said on the packet 'Best
Before End'
Posted: 07 Dec 2006 11:43 [ permalink ]
Nazrix [wanted]: Has an American ever bothered/harassed you, contact me, we
are plotting to overthrow current ingame american government!
Posted: 07 Dec 2006 09:45 [ permalink ]
Nazrix [sales]: Stolen files from DURAND "heself" about what is about to
happen in batmud! mb25k (only 1 copy sold)
Posted: 23 Nov 2006 16:24 [ permalink ]
Krump [wanted]: secladin back
Posted: 20 Nov 2006 18:02 [ permalink ]
A Nasty Defaultcolored demon hands you your virginity back.
*
l

Posted: 16 Nov 2006 22:09 [ permalink ]
Info: Next time clones are run. all clones of rebirthers will be turbo.;
Posted: 12 Nov 2006 21:53 [ permalink ]
Mithrand [bat]: who needs new locs anymore, we have got reavers meanwhile!

Posted: 12 Nov 2006 16:21 [ permalink ]
Blayke (wanted): Smurf shouts 'That'll teach Zard to mess with ME!' ....thats
low man!
Posted: 01 Nov 2006 19:22 [ permalink ]
You clap hands and whisper 'koko mudi kuntoon, hep'
You feel like you healed 186 players.
Posted: 01 Nov 2006 15:41 [ permalink ]
Tim [chat]: why do you feel like you are drunk?
Kitsune <chat>: i feel like i'm drunk though... damm meds
Kitsune <chat>: going to the dentist
Posted: 01 Nov 2006 15:39 [ permalink ]
Kitsune <chat>: wow, i eel like i'm drink
Kitsune <chat>: druknm
Hair [chat]: heh, you type like it too
Kitsune <chat>: errrrrr, drunk
Posted: 31 Oct 2006 13:43 [ permalink ]
Freld [wanted]: now remember next time you want to move 1east you cast go and
 exactly calculate where you must cast it, then you ask tank to run to the
 location and you relocate to him then you cast go at east and
CONGRATULATIONS,
 YOU JUST MOVED 1 EAST
Posted: 29 Oct 2006 00:08 [ permalink ]
Upornik [wanted]: tarma for small tarm

Posted: 27 Oct 2006 18:32 [ permalink ]
[16:38]:Rocker {sales}: heh, you dont know the stats dude :D 
[16:38]:Atomska [sales]: klosar en nenormalen, dela se pemtnga a pojma nima
mater ti jebem nenormalno 
Posted: 20 Oct 2006 20:01 [ permalink ]
Cyberman <bat>: So how was the Vegas trip?
Nu [bat]: hookers were too skanky :(
Cyberman <bat>: What did you expected?
Posted: 17 Oct 2006 22:01 [ permalink ]
First time this birt!! :P
You call upon the Dark Gods for help. Feeling that you could do some more
damage in the world they decide to heal you so you can continue with your evil
ways.
now i can do something creative!
Posted: 14 Oct 2006 19:43 [ permalink ]
|   27438: Yohann, the mastersmith                                           
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Posted: 14 Oct 2006 13:13 [ permalink ]
(13:08) Krump tells you 'pomir se no :P'
(13:08) You tell Krump 'hocm si narest set samih zmajckov :PPP'
(13:12) Krump tells you 'ti si psiho.'
(13:12) Krump tells you '(pazi piko!)'
Posted: 10 Sep 2006 22:51 [ permalink ]
Jens says:;anze, i have a question;Hans! says:;hit me;Jens says:;when you
arive friday, do you like to go to a party right when you arive;Hans!
says:;hmm lemme think...;Hans! says:;sure  ;Jens says:;you don't have to, when
you say youre to tired we don't go;Hans! says:;nah don't worry;Hans!
says:;will say to me teachers i have to pack on 
friday.. and i'll go home to sleep  ;
Posted: 10 Sep 2006 22:22 [ permalink ]
After 5 min of first time msn talk with my belgium international exchange i
got this message:

Jens says:;but when you like beer, belgium is paradise

Mommy i'm going there!!!
Posted: 07 Sep 2006 18:58 [ permalink ]
The woman nods at you and says 'You suck, but I guess we will be able to turn
you into a proper tiger yet.'
Shelaste yells 'Now go away!'
Posted: 05 Sep 2006 19:37 [ permalink ]
[19:34]:Krzysiek (chat): what's the pleasure to suck someones cock ?
[19:34]:Kitsune <chat>: i love it :)
[19:34]:Duracell [chat]: dunno, women seem to like it though.
[19:34]:Screwdriver [chat]: Shh dont complain!
[19:34]:Krzysiek (chat): why ?
[19:34]:Shadizar [chat]: krzysiek, you should know right?
[19:35]:Screwdriver [chat]: Dont give girls second thoughts!
[19:35]:Krzysiek (chat): why should i know? i never sucked any dick
Posted: 05 Sep 2006 19:32 [ permalink ]
Shadizar [chat]: althought i prefer guys giving bjs but if you close your
eyes; it feels the same.
Posted: 05 Sep 2006 19:31 [ permalink ]
Kitania [chat]: i just think it's odd that guys make fun of girls for giving;
BJs. it's like when they use the word 'pussy' like it's a bad thing. i
thought; guys ingeneral liked BJs and pussy.
Posted: 05 Sep 2006 19:21 [ permalink ]
[19:20]:Kitsune <chat>: my boyfriend's at work :P i meant ice cream
Posted: 03 Sep 2006 13:11 [ permalink ]
(priests): Pradedek pledges alligence to the dark powers.
Posted: 02 Sep 2006 15:41 [ permalink ]
Death in the Afternoon is a drink made by pouring 1 oz. absinthe (or Pernod,
or Absente) into a flute and topping with 5 oz. chilled champagne.
Posted: 01 Sep 2006 18:36 [ permalink ]
Grimpold (wanted): yeah, i'm beautiful blonde with big boobs
Celesta [wanted]: and long hair
Freld [wanted]: and 14y old
Javneh [wanted]: and male, that's the scary part
Posted: 01 Sep 2006 18:19 [ permalink ]
[18:16]:Shadizar [wanted]: hot chicks! 
[18:17]:Shadizar [wanted]: so get away from the computer and leave your flat,
i know it's scary but in order to get laid, you have to do it! 
[18:18]:Nuane {wanted}: dont do it man :( it might have fatal consequences 
[18:18]:Sephiroth {wanted}: but its scary... 
Posted: 01 Sep 2006 18:08 [ permalink ]
[18:07]:Freld [wanted]: idle tanking is illeagal, zithromax needs to be
punished 
[18:08]:Era <wanted>: confess or I'll hit you with a soft pillow! 
Posted: 31 Aug 2006 12:44 [ permalink ]
Ghost of Nazrix [ghost]: ffs what shit
Ghost of Nazrix [ghost]: krzysiek you will pay for this
Posted: 31 Aug 2006 12:38 [ permalink ]
[12:37]:Nazrix [wanted]: krzysiek are you so dumb you have no clue who you
dislike before you ask shit or are you just robotting 
Posted: 30 Aug 2006 16:45 [ permalink ]
Krump tells you 'sam ti povem'
Krump tells you 'cez 20 let'
Krump tells you 'k bom mogoce clo meu za 3 reborne'
Krump tells you 'bom 3ji reborn delu za no reinc award :P'
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 15:59 [ permalink ]
You feel more proficient in Word of destruction.
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 13:15 [ permalink ]
Krump [wanted]: to know what Atomska was robotting so I can call him and laugh
my ass off
Posted: 17 Aug 2006 00:00 [ permalink ]
Capes fueron de puta madre .. que en ano que viene los veo ya
Posted: 31 Jul 2006 19:03 [ permalink ]
Jure [party]: go
Jure [party]: just gimme some tick
Posted: 31 Jul 2006 18:45 [ permalink ]
Uurkarka [party]: day off with some vodka, listening to morning radio, playing
mud, nothing much bttr
Posted: 30 Jul 2006 17:56 [ permalink ]
Tixe [nightlife+]: i am not hezbollah, im married to a lebanese christian
Posted: 29 Jul 2006 19:43 [ permalink ]
Farliss (bat): hunting for tps is against my religion and laws in my kingdom.
Posted: 29 Jul 2006 19:32 [ permalink ]
(19:31) You tell Upornik 'takticno pitanje... a mas kej piva? :=)'
(19:31) Upornik tells you 'ne'
(19:31) Upornik tells you 'lasko'
(19:31) Upornik tells you 'torej, ne'
(19:31) You tell Upornik 'my point exactly'
Posted: 28 Jul 2006 10:55 [ permalink ]
Marrow [nightlife+]: mithrand is easy to kill with a party when he doesnt have
pkill gear with him...
Solarhawk [nightlife+]: the problem only comes up when he starts to kill you
back
Posted: 27 Jul 2006 10:11 [ permalink ]
Tails tells you 'note never party with bazil when he is intoxicated. You  add
a line to your notebook.'
Posted: 19 Jul 2006 16:34 [ permalink ]
[16:28]:Reima (wanted): what is a lot of beer? 
[16:28]:Morpher {wanted}: more than you can drink 
[16:28]:Saldas [wanted]: a gallon a day for each 
[16:28]:Celebrimber [wanted]: watever the capacity an olympic swimming pool
holds 
[16:29]:Lordstar [wanted]: olympic swimming pools hold aprox. 1.2meg gallons 
[16:31]:Celebrimber [wanted]: so if i suply an arch with 33.68 gallons of beer
a day for 20 years i could have my own race? 
[16:32]:Xortan [wanted]: to drink, or to swim in it? 
[16:32]:Groomish [wanted]: both? 
[16:32]:Jutom {wanted}: or get a lvl 1000 god really drunk and take some pics
of it with some russian malewhores and i think you can get your own race 
[16:32]:Tarken [wanted]: all the gods went back to rl 
[16:32]:Celebrimber [wanted]: to drink... unless he wanted in the straight out
payment of 1200000 gallons 
Celebrimber [wanted]: would i get extra browny points if they wer chilled to
0.5 degress celcius (perfect beer temp)
Posted: 18 Jun 2006 13:29 [ permalink ]
Pradedek (party): today you're playing against brazil :)
Celebrimber [party]: indeed we is
Celebrimber [party]: WE ARE GUNNA SLAUUGHTER
Posted: 18 Jun 2006 13:27 [ permalink ]
[13:26]:Screwdriver [wanted]:  Iam goign nuts, someone who knows lq39 please. 
[13:26]:Zard (wanted): thats why i dont do quests, the health of my keyboard
suffers when i punch it.
[13:26]:Screwdriver [wanted]: My monitor suffered last time :/ 
Posted: 10 Jun 2006 20:08 [ permalink ]
Sephiroth (wanted): pr football, like a cast-iron one and not a leather one?
Posted: 03 Jun 2006 19:26 [ permalink ]
Info: Cyberman is nice. Not mean. Nice.;
Posted: 03 Jun 2006 19:20 [ permalink ]
[19:19]:Cyberman <bat>: Hi, I am Cyberman and I am a newbie wiz.
[19:20]:Typhos [bat]: hi
[19:20]:Freld [bat]: go back to bed
Posted: 31 May 2006 20:28 [ permalink ]
i'll get drunk since tomorrow is thursday
Posted: 29 May 2006 20:50 [ permalink ]
Cyberlahko [sales]: 9 letter demon without any bonuses mb 200k
Posted: 24 May 2006 21:08 [ permalink ]
[21:06]:Pradedek (chat): anyone familiar with absinth?
[21:06]:Yoz [chat]: depends :>
[21:06]:Kooper {chat}: i dont think youre expected to remember
[21:06]:Pradedek (chat): well wondering how much of is safe to drink if u're
not weak drinker :P
[21:06]:Pradedek (chat): well wondering how much of is safe to drink if u're
not weak drinker :P
[21:07]:Banba <chat>: stick to milk in a sippy cup
[21:07]:Jutom [chat]: sugarcube, spoon, lighter, glass  - and absinth of
course
[21:07]:Nalle <chat>: its like any other booze
[21:07]:Pradedek (chat): k
Posted: 21 May 2006 11:29 [ permalink ]
You clap your hands and whisper 'Hard! Rock! Halleluuuujah!'
Your concentration fails and so does your spell.

Posted: 10 May 2006 17:53 [ permalink ]
Blayke {wanted}: a socialist regime to take over in the united states so I too
could play all day
Posted: 18 Apr 2006 18:53 [ permalink ]
Izrabljeni [party]: thanx for joinin my party, exp was bad :(


Posted: 18 Mar 2006 12:36 [ permalink ]
[12:35]:Garou [nightlife+]: yeah i'm a pussy 
[12:35]:Farliss (nightlife+): what? pussy wher?! 
[12:35]:Farliss (nightlife+): god damn, stop triggering my mental keywords 
Posted: 06 Mar 2006 19:20 [ permalink ]
(19:18) You tell Jure 'povabil so me iz sv na neko predstavitev :P'
(19:19) Jure tells you 'sv'
(19:19) Jure tells you 'vojske'
(19:19) You tell Jure 'slo vojska'
(19:19) You tell Jure 'nods :)'
(19:19) You emote to Jure 'puffs up his chest proudly at you.'
(19:19) Jure tells you 'kaj da ti recem'
(19:19) Jure tells you 'tovaris feld marshal'
Posted: 23 Feb 2006 18:17 [ permalink ]
Fizzltest is a level 1 mortal tester of the Human race.
He was created Mon Jan 08 08:44:20 2001 and he is 9d, 19h, 7min and 30s old.
He has been on for 9min and 26s, idle 2min and 44s.
He has no plan.
Posted: 20 Feb 2006 14:37 [ permalink ]
Bank transfer from Thorak of 20000.00 gold

Thorak tells you 'your name is almost harder than krzysiek... ;)'
Posted: 11 Feb 2006 14:59 [ permalink ]
You bow your head and concentrate on the destructive energies you have
collected.
You are a True Reaver.
You are 25.0313% of the way to becoming an Ultimate Reaver.


Posted: 20 Jan 2006 19:46 [ permalink ]
[19:45]:Tarken [ghost]: Telthsar tells you 'I though krzysiek was a kobold and
i could kill him...' 
Posted: 31 Dec 2005 13:14 [ permalink ]
[wanted]: Amd goes 'I'm too drunk from joy to play today...' and dances to
sunset...
Posted: 30 Dec 2005 15:39 [ permalink ]
You are 24.7687% of the way to becoming a True Reaver.
Posted: 12 Dec 2005 20:20 [ permalink ]
ra {wanted}: Stop fingering me and offer reinc instead! Puuh!
Posted: 03 Dec 2005 11:11 [ permalink ]
Ghost of Atomska [ghost]: jebem mu mater u usta da me 2x critne


Posted: 09 Nov 2005 21:37 [ permalink ]
(21:32) You tell Desotarion 'Total of 150013510 experience spent on character.
tempting for rebirth... :P'
(21:32) Desotarion tells you 'do it :)'
(21:33) @Desotarion tempts you over to the dark side.
Posted: 05 Nov 2005 20:03 [ permalink ]
Desotarion (bat): why isn't water listed in the list of poisons :(
Posted: 29 Oct 2005 11:56 [ permalink ]
Exp:1317630
Posted: 03 Oct 2005 15:48 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You perform the ceremony.
cast spider wrath at jure
You have an unusual feeling as you cast the spell.
You start chanting.
You surreptitiously conceal your spell casting.

You are done with the chant.
You weave the Wrath with your hands and chant 'Khizanth Arachnidus Iracundus'
A wound opens on your palm and you guide the black blood at Jure!
A shower of black blood flies from Pradedek's palm at Jure!;
Jure [party]: That really HURT!
Jure [party]: That really HURT!
Jure [party]: hp: 509 (1049) [-540] sp: 32 (32) [] ep: 369 (369)
You grin evilly.
Jure [party]: sick bastard
Posted: 29 Sep 2005 13:16 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
Are you trying to kill yourself?
Fine.
You caress Pradedek softly with your hands channeling chi to block his chi.
Pradedek blinks his eyes in surprise.
Pradedek caresses you softly with his hands.
A curtain of blackness tries to close in front of your eyes.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
hp: -3 (931) [-1090] sp: 698 (752) [-54] ep: 380 (390) exp: [] gold: []
Posted: 28 Sep 2005 16:11 [ permalink ]
You call upon the Dark Gods for help. Feeling that you could do some more
damage in the world they decide to heal you so you can continue with your evil
ways.
Posted: 28 Sep 2005 11:07 [ permalink ]
a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
The woman nods at you and says 'You suck, but I guess we will be able to turn
you into a proper tiger yet.'
Shelaste yells 'Now go away!'
Posted: 17 Sep 2005 17:19 [ permalink ]
Time: 1 hours 8 minutes 10 seconds
Experience gained: 97502
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 29856
Gold difference: +116842.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 383 Misses: 156 Parries: 17 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 6
 Criticals: 10 Dodges: 141 Tumbles: 54 Stunned Maneuvers: 2

Finaly it came day when i solo more money than exp... what to do next...
Posted: 28 Aug 2005 16:15 [ permalink ]
Cackling devilishly you do a spectacular spinning jump-kick at Wrebie hunter
tearing the ribcage open and pulling out a still beating heart.
Posted: 26 Aug 2005 17:02 [ permalink ]
[17:01]:Desotarion (wanted): any tarm for exp, (not gogi) 
Posted: 26 Aug 2005 14:01 [ permalink ]
Krump [wanted]: to know where the nearest mental instution is
Posted: 25 Aug 2005 13:28 [ permalink ]
16303: Pradedek the Clone 
Posted: 23 Jul 2005 19:06 [ permalink ]
Melemkor shouts 'TunA!'
Posted: 22 Jul 2005 22:12 [ permalink ]
Ix'ixixiblat the Taguethic, the skeletal Elder Dragon (undead)
Ix'ixixiblat the skeletal Greatwyrm roars with an eerie sound and attacks
Pradedek, 'Bringing such false beliefs into my lair is blasphemy against me,
human!! Mayhaps this will rectify some of the deeds you have wrought upon the
realms you have walked.'
Posted: 23 Jun 2005 17:58 [ permalink ]
(17:55) You tell Qumni 'a prnesem gin al pa kej druzga?' (17:55) Qumni tells
you 'hmm :))' (17:55) Qumni tells you 'the choices the choices' (17:55) You
tell Qumni 'H2O' (17:55) Qumni tells you 'hmm, nope' (17:55) Qumni tells you
'C2H5OH' (17:56) Qumni tells you 'a je to prov?' (17:56) You tell Qumni 'jap'
(17:56) @Qumni glows at you. (17:56) Qumni tells you 'hja vodke ne nost'
(17:56) You tell Qumni 'zakaj? :P' (17:56) Qumni tells you 'ker me boste dam
vlekl al pa resilca klical' (17:57) You emote to Qumni 'rolls on the floor
laughing at you.'
Posted: 27 Jan 2005 14:55 [ permalink ]
hp: 638 (1178) [-81] sp: 20 (20) [] ep: 285 (390) exp: [] gold: []
Guard fills up his cheeks with air and exhales 'krkx zur semen'
Guard's fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as he casts the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
A venom strike hits you.
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You die.
You regenerate astonishingly fast. You avoid the death!
You are no longer unconscious.
Posted: 26 Dec 2004 16:35 [ permalink ]
The demon tells you 'You gain 580 points for killing Mithrand.
Posted: 16 Dec 2004 13:26 [ permalink ]
You have passed the test to become the leader of the cyclops race.
Posted: 12 Nov 2004 16:27 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.

You feel your barbaric senses taking over you.
Your battle sense is at its peak!  Time seems to slow down, your enemy seems
pitiful!
You quickly cleave your enemy 3 crushing blows to the head, before he can
react!
Bartel is stunned!
...And you turn suddenly and STRIKE again.
Posted: 28 Aug 2004 21:51 [ permalink ]
(21:43) You tell Blux (offline) 'a mas 2m za posodt? :)'
(21:43) Blux tells you 'good joke'
(21:43) You tell Blux (offline) 'probat ni greh'
(21:43) Blux tells you 'now i suggest you wear lead ring for the rest of the
day'
(21:43) Blux tells you 'i got navs in this reinc :p'
Posted: 25 Aug 2004 16:51 [ permalink ]
Purple worm savagely triple-kicks you.
Posted: 10 Aug 2004 09:13 [ permalink ]
Jure has fishes mouths
Posted: 09 Aug 2004 14:46 [ permalink ]
Bartel lies breatheing heavily on the ground. Bartel coughs out 'Come on,
finish me..' You say 'My pleasure.' You swing your weapon in a wide arc and
hit Bartel's head from the side. His head flies far up over the walls of the
arena.
Posted: 08 Aug 2004 11:58 [ permalink ]
Fingust tells you 'pol pa po 1mu letu prids na 4 layer pa castas black hole'
You emote to Fingust 'thinks that fingust is dreamin dreams that should not be
dreamed !'
Posted: 06 Aug 2004 10:41 [ permalink ]
a young, nimble foxYou drop a small wooden chest (closed).You try to force the
chest with your axe.You force hard and manage to bust the chest open!A burst
of foul gas emerges from the chest filling the room.It hurts to breathe!The
gas makes you choke!!!Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive
some additional experience for your kill.You hear the horrendous death-cry of
the Young fox as it dies.Young fox is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 22 Jul 2004 16:01 [ permalink ]
Blux the member of Catfolk wants Sixpack (and candy) 
Posted: 07 Jul 2004 23:05 [ permalink ]
A firework explodes "Croatia watch out for ur beerh"
Posted: 07 Jul 2004 21:30 [ permalink ]
a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadowsThe woman nods at you and says 'You
suck, but I guess we will be able to turn you into a proper tiger
yet.'Shelaste yells 'Now go away!'---->Black Tiger finds your skills adequate
- but just barely.
Posted: 05 Jul 2004 11:59 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

You BRUTALLY RIP Yohann. --------> Yohann is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 04 Jul 2004 12:26 [ permalink ]
You are a member of the Tiger guild which leads the mud!
Posted: 03 Jul 2004 12:57 [ permalink ]
Jure tells you 'malibu kole je uredu toda stock cola rox You emote to Jure
'agrees with you fully.'
Posted: 24 Jun 2004 16:35 [ permalink ]
You score a CRITICAL hit! party say *crited* party say *crited* party say
*crited* party say *crited* You apply a painful jointlock, making Guard.
Posted: 23 Jun 2004 11:21 [ permalink ]
Ghost of Svaba [ghost]: FINGUST BO DOBU PO PICKI
Posted: 16 Jun 2004 17:29 [ permalink ]
Fingust [newbie]: show us your tits ladys

Duracell [newbie]: fingust, show us your weenie
Posted: 14 Jun 2004 15:56 [ permalink ]
The shattered remains of Era {ghost}: help!
Posted: 12 Jun 2004 15:40 [ permalink ]
Shaermon [party]: defeq for 200k mob 

Blux [party]: i suck
Posted: 09 Jun 2004 20:12 [ permalink ]
today was the day when i healed some1 with true heal for 707 hp and i'm preety
proud
Posted: 05 Jun 2004 10:34 [ permalink ]
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with
ketchup
Posted: 26 May 2004 18:41 [ permalink ]
All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.
Posted: 22 May 2004 23:19 [ permalink ]
Borisjj tells you 'kr k sm pornic zagnal neke erorje zacel vn metat pa sm;
mogu restartat'
Posted: 05 May 2004 18:01 [ permalink ]
[tarmalen]: Pradedek reaches the final level of the guild!
Posted: 01 May 2004 18:33 [ permalink ]
Zard [bat]: come over to oz we'll teach you how to drink, that includes all
you [bat]: Pradedek wants to be there
Posted: 05 Apr 2004 22:21 [ permalink ]
Durand jumps out from the shadows! You see right through Durand's pitiful
ambush attempts. You cut Durand. A large cavity replaces Durand's chest.
Durand is DEAD, R.I.P. get corpse eat corpse lmoney get corpse eat corpse
lmoney get corpse eat corpse lmoney get corpse eat corpse lmoney get corpse
eat corpse lmoney get corpse eat corpse lmoney get corpse eat corpse lmoney A
dismembered corpse of Durand You take a dismembered corpse of Durand. You eat
a dismembered corpse of Durand. You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest
of the food. You stop eating.
Posted: 17 Mar 2004 17:28 [ permalink ]
|   17441: A mounted cavalier is guarding the keep.                          
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Posted: 01 Mar 2004 19:51 [ permalink ]
[19:50]:Izrabljeni [wanted]: god let onyxsablet be happy =))))))) 
[19:50]:[wanted]: Pradedek agrees fully.  [19:50]:Varsin (wanted): that would
be a sight  [19:50]:Izrabljeni [wanted]: hehe  [19:51]:[wanted]: Cevap agrees
with Izrabljeni fully. 
Posted: 01 Mar 2004 19:48 [ permalink ]
Borisjj [wanted]: can someone sell me mohan axe for 20k gold?
Posted: 28 Feb 2004 20:36 [ permalink ]
Freld [wanted]: someone to call me +358409139177!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 22 Feb 2004 11:43 [ permalink ]
[11:42]:Flora [sales]: 700k x3 and sold to the duck sitting in the corner  p
say full sp [11:42]:[sales]: Pradedek does the disco duck. 
Posted: 20 Feb 2004 14:10 [ permalink ]
A firework explodes "kamilicni caj" in the sky.
Posted: 05 Feb 2004 14:49 [ permalink ]
Freld [newbie]: nod, i dont hate people, though black apes are not considered;
as people
Posted: 04 Feb 2004 18:02 [ permalink ]
on 4th of february i recived my own ADSL :)
Posted: 05 Jan 2004 13:07 [ permalink ]
fingust is moron with his national song......!
Posted: 23 Dec 2003 16:25 [ permalink ]
i agree with jure about beer!
Posted: 20 Dec 2003 21:26 [ permalink ]
stupid fishing trigger :(
Posted: 20 Dec 2003 21:26 [ permalink ]
Krump was also loughing to Fingust use fishing
Posted: 13 Dec 2003 22:10 [ permalink ]
one day  Boja came to fingustr and say:''hi who are you?''   Fingust told
her:''I'm Fingust.'' Boja smile and said:'' OH you're that guy who don't know
how to play batmud right?'' Then jure,upornik,and i were loughing! NOTE: THAT
HAS HAPEND IN REAL LIFE!