Glaurung [bat]: now don't come to batmud and talk to me of love and relationships.. i don't come to your wedding yelling EXP! EXP! EQ! 27K 3MAN RATE!
Medik tells you 'learning is what being a newbie is all about' Medik [merchant]: im sorry for charging only 100 gold for surgery but... you didnt tell me where to train shop keeping
You clap your hands and whisper 'judicandus mercuree' You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon Wicked ghoul. Wicked ghoul is not wounded. Wicked ghoul gives suspicious looks to everyone.