Mystic screams 'Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik!' at you.
Hp: 416 +416 Sp: 957 +957 Ep: 206 +206
You emote to Mystic 'slaps you on the cheek!'
Hps:416/416 Sps:957/957 Eps:206/206 Money:0 Exp:198012 
You emote to Mystic 'slaps you on the cheek!'
Hps:416/416 Sps:957/957 Eps:206/206 Money:0 Exp:198012 
You emote to Mystic 'slaps you on the cheek!'
Hps:416/416 Sps:957/957 Eps:206/206 Money:0 Exp:198012 
You emote to Mystic 'slaps you on the cheek!'
Hps:416/416 Sps:957/957 Eps:206/206 Money:0 Exp:198012 
Info: Mystic goes link dead.

[15:08]:Hairy McDirt [boobs+]: so what happened to sbs?
[15:08]:{boobs+}: Woocca points at MegaBoob.
[15:09]:Hairy McDirt [boobs+]: heh, what, not who  :D
[15:09]:Woocca {boobs+}: it can't be fw'd anymore
[15:09]:Hairy McDirt [boobs+]: wtf?
[15:09]:{boobs+}: Woocca points at MegaBoob.
[15:09]:Woocca {boobs+}: :)
[15:09]:Hairy McDirt [boobs+]: thats just fucking retarded
[15:10]:Hairy McDirt [boobs+]: beyond short-bus retarded, more like 'should
shoot them and put them out of their misery' retarded
[15:11]:Hairy McDirt [boobs+]: guess its time to rework my defset then
[15:11]:[boobs+]: Jesus cackles gleefully.

 606866: Nillirou the elven masterbard
winter+

Juggelo <wanted>: 2.333 sp to hp conversion rate for a guild based upon the
opposite of mending and healing sounds somewhat decent to me.
But what I'm actually interested about is that how the tune
affected Floppy's character?

Sounds good to me!

Lamir tells you 'STOP!'

Lamir tells you 'hammer time.'

 999064: a HUGE silver dragon

BOOBS+

You unshackle the poor elf.
As soon as the chains are removed from his limbs, the elf king seems to
grow taller.  He says, 'Thank you mighty ones!  We must not tarry here.
Quercusir waves his arm through the air, and the shpere of rock turns into
a shimmering portal!  He calls, 'Follow me!'
Quercusir leaves through the portal.
 628225: A towering demon, swathed in black
BOOBS+

Emplate [party]: where the hell I'm getting these 130 ticks?
Emplate [party]: prosperity?
Emplate [party]: godlies?

13372: a mysterious gypsy woman singing a song to praise Tarmalen

DEATH TO THE GOODIES

892255: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
winter+

597883: the black dread

winter+

972181: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery
winter+

Emplate [party]: hmm, no dmg at sea
Emplate [report]: AMBUSHED!
Tiger shark shouts 'Emplate barely scratched me before dying!'
Info: Emplate dies.

351809: a huge infuriated balrog without wings
legion+

Henry Amberley, defender of the Ambe.., 1285366 exp
winter+

346690: a small black and blue demon with huge cranium

Emplate's first EQ LEAD EVER.  Went REALLY SMOOTH, like gravel on your FACE.

Doot sticks out his fnord at you.

The ground starts rumbling...
Faerwon's booming voice is heard, 
     'I WILL NOT LET ANYONE SO CHAOTIC RECITE MY CHANTS!' 
You feel something suddenly painfully grabbing you soul.
It doesn't hurt at all!
  ...but a stinging pain courses through your head.

Anadir tells you 'my ex-gf wanted to be a trucker :P :P'
Anadir tells you 'was also a nazi!'
Anadir tells you 'great girl altogether!'

Emplate exclaims 'torture this, ya fuckin' puff!'

Potential job interview in the future for me:

Well hello there, Mr. Soulkeeper!
We've recently reviewed your application and resume, and we have a few
questions we'd like you to clarify please, Sir.  First, it says here that one
of your hobbies is Batmud.  Can you please explain to us what that is?
-Well sure thing.  Batmud is a text-based adventure game running on a server
in Finland where I can pretend I'm a fantastical warrior bent on world
domination based on might of muscle and mind, Sir.
I see.  Okay, well...Can you tell us how that has anything to do with your
work?
-Sure.  As you can see from my character on there I'm a party leader, Sir. 
That means people depend on me to make things happen.  I'm the one who has to
gather a group of individuals who can work in conjunction with each other to
achieve larger goals that we wouldn't be able to individually acommplish. 
Everyone in the group depends on the leader to be able to make quick decisions
and to also be able to adjust and adapt to changing situations so that
everyone doesn't die.  You talk about job pressure, and I tell you that I can
lead EQ which involves ever-changing situations that require me to adapt and
overcome on a constant basis.
Mmhmm.  And this game is, what did you say...played on any computer just by
opening some program that every computer has access to?
-That's right, Sir.
I see.  Well, we think that you'd probably spend too much time playing this
game and not working, SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR OFFICE YOU FANTASY FREAK
LOSER!

Lozlo [wanted]: ignore fins option please

You emote to Freld (idle 7min and 52s) 'gives you the finger.'
Freld pisses on you.
You emote to Freld ''hmmmm's for a moment at you.'
You emote to Freld 'digs his pockets to find something for you.'
You emote to Freld 'gives you the finger VERY HARD.'
Freld dropkicks you across the room.
You emote to Freld 'thinks you could use a good head clearing.'
Freld molests you completely.
You emote to Freld 'looks deep into your eyes and says "I Love You".'
You emote to Freld 'hugs you VERY EROTICALLY from behind.'
Freld hides his head in a bush, thinking no-one will see him ... especially
not you.
You emote to Freld 'blows a kiss to you.'
Freld catches your kiss and holds it close to his heart.
You emote to Freld 'cackles gleefully at you.'
You tell Freld 'you sick fucker! :D'
Freld tells you ':D'

You tell Zhaozhi 'We got our asses kicked by Jane the Goddess today.'
Zhaozhi tells you 'Well, she's a goddess.'

Touche!

594446: A towering demon, swathed in black

So, this is the first time I've led this, and everything went pretty easily up
until the point after we killed the big dude and I figured out that there's a
lot of extra stuff you have to do after killing him.
So, this is the first time I've led this, and everything went pretty easily up
until the point after we killed the big dude and I figured out that there's a
lot of extra stuff you have to do after killing him.
But, nonetheless, this was first eq party of my ss and we did pretty goddamn
well I think considering none of us knew what the fuck we were doing :D

[10:06]:Nekru [party]: wish i had trained naval tactics already...
[10:07]:Soulkeeper [party]: me too
[10:07]:Soulkeeper [party]: you suck
[10:07]:Soulkeeper [party]: :D
[10:07]:Nekru [party]: anal tactics
[10:07]:Soulkeeper [party]: I'm sure you have that at 100
[10:07]:Nekru [party]: + some eq
[10:07]:Soulkeeper [party]: freaky deaky
[10:07]:Soulkeeper [party]: you're a sicko pal
[10:07]:Soulkeeper [party]: <3

DIRTY QUEEF [boobs+]: batmud homosexuality > giant flying vaginas with
lollipops

 485727: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe

Astrax tells Drakhan and you 'I'll never die again'

[00:51]:[boobs+]: JESUSHCHRIST bitchslaps DIRTY QUEEF on the cheek ...SLAP!!!

You tell Imperator 'You slap Impoorator on the cheek.'
Imperator tells you 'You slap Soulsucker on the cheek.'

<3

You are prepared to do the skill.
You try to draw your weapon but you fumble and get the hilt caught up in your
armours.
*****************************************************
Torturer misses you.
Torturer misses you.
You successfully parry Torturer's kick.
Torturer rips you causing the body to vibrate uncontrollably.
You successfully dodge Torturer's punch.
Torturer kidneypunches you causing large bones to crack loudly.
party say HURT!
That really HURT!
party say HURT!
You try to dodge, but Torturer is not fooled.
Torturer badly kicks you causing bones to freeze and shatter.
That really HURT!
party say HURT!
Hp: 254 -877 Sp: 18  Ep: 372 
Hp: 254  Sp: 18  Ep: 322 -50
The Grand Master Torturer takes your hand and locks up into a waltz
with you! One, two, three,.. One, two, three,.. Your feel your bodily
health waning away as the dance goes on and on.. You have been CURSED.
Soulkeeper has been CURSED.

Cordoba (wanted): is ther anyway to check who has depositted on your bank
account?

Cordoba is a level 78 ancient of the Brownie race.
She was created Wed Dec 22 17:00:23 2004 and she is 1y, 26d, 18h, 23min and
41s old.
She has been on for 5h, 38min and 4s, not idle.
She has killed: An old smiling man called Tince, 79007 exp
Golux, the master conjurer of slime, 748181 exp (party of 6)
This player has a blog - last modified 1y, 229d, 21h, 36min and 53s ago. 

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in
sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked
monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of
your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

Superlapa (tunes): You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have
sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Kum shouts 'Sprite should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher challenge!'

Aiar tells you 'stupid ferry... would be better if there was some kind of
airport to go faster or something :P'

[20:00]:Soulkeeper [party]: you cant outrun the turd!
[20:00]:Soulkeeper [party]: all I have to do is hit my 'flush' button and I go
to light speed
[20:00]:Hauhto [party]: shame that it teleports you to random location on open
seas

Zhaozhi [party]: ase is so sweet

Well was planning on being semi-retired for a while, but fuck it I'm back now
as a tarmadruid to run some eq sets for myself.  I'll start running shit again
and make it happen Cap'n!

You send Zhaozhi some fnord _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_ _\|/_!

Issen fnords her body sadly against you.

Faisel (boobs+): you walk in the woods and come accross a girl who's clothes
have been teared and she's crying and seems to have been raped.. what do you
do?
Faisel (boobs+): fix your compass, since you're obviously walking in circles

[boobs+]: The BOSS lets out a real rip-roarer.
[boobs+]: Issen runs the other direction. 
[boobs+]: The BOSS chases Issen around the room.; 
[boobs+]: The BOSS holds Issen close!; 
[boobs+]: The BOSS pins Issen down.; 
[boobs+]: The BOSS wiggles his bottom at Issen!; 
[boobs+]: Issen flanics and attempts to pee.; 
[boobs+]: The BOSS rolls on the floor laughing. 

Ulver (party): youre like mighty mouse

Nekru slaps the fool on the cheek.

Nekru tells you 'you mean like nl+ and nightlife+..?'

Nekru hugs you accordingly.
You shiver and feel strange.

Wuut, secret feelings deep down inside meh :O

Evilild (boobs+): in the good old days you'd know it was black metal cause
half the band would be in jail for burning down churches

Hahahahaha, it's sad that some people are so fucking stupid AND run their
mouths like some badasses AND are really scared little boys behind a computer
screen!  That's a real bad combination for competent social interaction, but
then I guess that's why nobody likes Nikana's bitch ass anyway :)

Gnoll rangers fucking ROOOCK YOUR MOMMA BITCHES!!!

Evilild tells you 'for 6 weeks me has been carrying a rubber duck labeled as
soulkeeper :D'

Evilild tells you 'afk few, need to umm, unleash the turkeys'

Turkeys of do0m!!

Hauhto [doomlords+]: and their midgets are too large

Allahuakbar <doomlords+>: alright, hop over! you can wear my old undies and
i'll share my can of baked beans

GenralCuster [doomlords+]: nah no reinc

Lesiaf [doomlords+]: "You suddenly hear beautiful singing... You look towards
the heavens and an angelic figure slowly glides down and lands in the middle
of Rilynt'tar!"
Lesiaf [doomlords+]: "Info: Soulkeeper enters the game."
Lesiaf [doomlords+]: balance was restored

Eldinn tells you 'one burger plus one burger = um cheezeburger!'

1039779: Baal-Naygash

1133099: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

[15:53]:Pure Eebyl [doomlords+]: I have this feeling my claws are about as
effective as making a emote to yell Haaiiii 

Freld (doomlords+): i forgot i was in battle while exciting part came on
episode of buffy the vampire slayer :D

306978: venerable blue mage overseeing the lighthouse


This one was a LOT easier!

352862: Zamphros, the temple manager

What a pain in the fucking ass this is :P

560623: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos

Marrow (party): well imperator and me can do stuff while you get documents
Soulkeeper [party]: nodnod
Marrow (party): we can like...fuck hookers...
(party): Imperator blinks his eyes.

538410: Patrick Amberley

[19:31]:Mystic (doomlords+): soulkeeper should get some awards for helping
noobs so much :/ 
[19:31]:Repeekluos [doomlords+]: ! 
[19:31]:Repeekluos [doomlords+]: I should! 
[19:31]:Mystic (doomlords+): like lvl zap or ban or something 
[19:31]:Repeekluos [doomlords+]: ... 

1045553: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

Beatrix [wanted]: i can do anyhthign
Beatrix [wanted]: coz im is durnk

You are VERY greedy!!  You've pissed the gods of this altar off!! The altar
glows and a glowing outline of the altar gives rise to a gargoyle!!!

Wiespe says 'Well well well, what do we have here... a pretty little nun' 

Wiespe says 'My name is Wiespe'  
Wiespe bows gracefully.
Wiespe says 'Welcome into my lair'
Wiespe exclaims 'Well, that was all the introducion we need. Let us begin,
then!'
Wiespe says 'First I want you to get rid of that crap you're wearing' 
Wiespe exclaims 'No need to be modest!'  
party report Minor protection Active.
Wiespe asks 'You'd better obey or I'll just turn you into an old hag, and we
don't want that, do we, pumpkin?' 
Wiespe says 'So be it then... Too bad for you'

Hair [doomlords+]: you can burgle a turd in skeep
WonderDuck [doomlords+]: setting course

TARMANUN FTW!!!!

Shamaatae [party]: would be fun if I hadn't got nagging gf whining she's
hungry
Logicus [party]: want me to satiate her?

Darker [sales]: sbs.. silver steel spoon

Back to offtanking, starting to hit decently, maybe one day I'll even be able
to def too with this set up :o

You tell Evilild 'I just don't understand why all the women don't throw
themselves at me, I have such much happy concepts!'
Evilild tells you 'probably not enough cash :D'
Evilild tells you '..or other abusable assets'

MooMoo, Giev Ducks a flock bonus NOW!

Bugboy the spawn [wanted]: backpacks implemented.

384052: Kurgan the valheru blademaster

Thats the first and last time I'll be killing that pain in the ass fucker :p

596802: Hera, Goddess of the Earth

301315: Old guy reading a dusty tome

Emplate [party]: these power reags are awesome :S

299563: a Durandium Golem summoned here by Tiamat to defend her lair

Okay, I lied, templar/tarm sucked fucking donkey dicks a lot too.  I'm sure
it's good for someone, but that someone is not me.  Dropped to back row
blaster again as my ss has 3700 tanks and 4 back row members, and hopefully
now we can kill something over 50k since normally everything over that has
4000% pr these days.

Templar/Tarm now, and this reinc seems to have potential.  Should have prolly
taken centaur instead of minotaur but boons make up for casting stuff at
least.  The goal now is to get around 30 pr and see how that does.

PAF PAF PAF!!!!

Whee, got tired of tank again and I'm back to hybrid, this time configured for
blasting.  Maybe we can do something now!

334698: the ice dragon, freezing the world

257263: Xarithos, the demon lord of Eternal Winter

Woo, Tzarakk/Spider/Priest is much more fun!

TarmaDruid fucking blows Donkey balls

345157: Artemis, the master of all mages

387585: Myrier, the former High Pirest of Brimsire

391962: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader

226983: a Mitrhil Golem summoned here by Tiamat to defender her lair
191784: Tiamats cub, a pet dragon of Zeltjin

233598 the king of the catfolk stands here in full battle gear

406306: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo

164340: Lilian, ghost of amazon princess

214056: The vampire wizard Soy

180830: Overlord Brantis, the master of all dimensions

Soulkeeper CRUELLY DISMEMBERS Tazla the amazon bodyguard.

264121: a giant mage
283517: Stonebeard, leader of the Giants

339696: The Wretched hides in the webs.

118693: Lord Law
306751: Lord Chaos

Cackling devilishly Soulkeeper BRUTALLY TEARS Eilonwy causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.