Nope, I wasn't here.

Oh noe.. I'm here again.. playing.

Valar Morghulis

oho..
Total of 200048939 experience spent on character...

Hurjaa..

My bard tale quest: http://www.bat.org/community/library?str=1155

The only way to win this game it to retire..

Now lovely, lost tiny burning ring today for 28k mob, and it wasn't even in
trashed cond or anything.

Grinning diabolically Lizardman slinger chomps you forcing spinal discs to
dislodge.
Your fire ring breaks into zillions of pieces.


28634  a lizardman hobbles by, leaning on a staff sling

killed by "a blurred warthog dashing around".. I'm true newbie now.

Yeah.. Rebirthed yesterday.

424628 : an angelic fairy, protector of the faerie realm

use exchange money at platinum

You have a strong confidence in your skill.
You start concentrating on the skill.

You are prepared to do the skill...
Whoops, you fumble your attempt.

look at mowgles

A mountain of mowgles coins.
It seems to contain about 22300000 coins.
It looks EXTREMELY heavy.



How nice..

1109663 : Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about gem cutting.
Now at 113% without eq.

594319 : The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan

Got my third sailor trainer today, nice christmas present!

Here is the Bard play me and Inferno did today at Skeep's Amphitheatre
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%Inferno says 'Hello everybody, I'm going to play and sing a little song for
you.'
%Inferno bows to the crowd
%Str enters the stage.
%Inferno sings 'Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...'
%Str says 'What! What?'
%Inferno sings 'Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...'
%Str says 'What are YOU doing, it's time for MY show!'
%Inferno shouts 'what are you doing here? You are ruining my show!'
%Inferno says 'Nope, I am just about to start my play, now shoo!'
%Str says 'shoo yourself, I'm not going anywhere'
%Str takes one mithril coin and throws it on the stage
%Str says 'There, take that and leave!'
%Inferno waves his hand and smirks arrogantly.
%Inferno says 'I don't want your petty coins.'
%Str shrugs his shoulders.
%Str says 'Whatever, I'm doing my play now!'
%Str gently takes his piccolo from his pocket and starts playing it.
%Inferno yells 'Oh no you don't!'
%Inferno wields his sword and with a swift thrust he hits Str's instrument,
breaking it in two.
%Str stares at the pieces with terror in his eyes.
%Str screams 'Aaaaaaaargh! You brainless imbecile!'.
%Str grabs Inferno's guitar that's lying on the floor and hits the stage with
it. The guitar shatters into pieces.
%Inferno attacks Str with his sword.
%Str shouts 'HELP! This maniac is trying to kill me!'.
%Str yells 'Unfair! I have no combat training or experience, I'm just a lonely
bard!'.
%Inferno fails his attack, because someone threw a tomato at him from the
audience.
%Inferno wipes the tomato from his face.
%Inferno turns to Str and grins evilly, ready to hit the killing blow.
%Str suddently notices his mithril coin and ducks to pick it up at the same
moment when Inferno slashes.
%Inferno swings his sword in the air missing Str's head by just a few
millimeters.
%Inferno is so surprised that he loses his grip on the sword, making it fly
across the stage.
%Str puts the coin in his purse and notices what has happened.
%Inferno starts to move closer to the sword but Str is already ahead of him.
%Str takes the sword and wields it
%Str starts swining it furiously left and right, luckily you are safe distance
away from him.
%Str misses Inf.
%Str misses Inf.
%Str misses Inf.
%Inferno takes huge battleaxe from his inventory and wields it in both hands.
%Str looks at the battleaxe astonished.
%Str says 'Whow! Where did THAT come from?'
%Inferno says 'from my inventory!'
%Str says 'where?'
%Inferno says 'inventory, umm.. youknow, pockets.'
%Str says 'your pockets must be h-u-g-e on the inside!'
%Inferno grins again evilly and attacks Str.
%Str jumps backwards.
%Inferno incisively tears Str's cloths, causing a nasty ripping sound.
%Str eeps as his trousers drop to his ankles.
%Inferno laughs and points at Str's undies that have lovely pictures of small
white kittens.
%Str shouts 'Argh! Now you destroyed my pants also!'.
%Str cries 'first my lovely piccolo, now my silk pants..'.
%Str shouts 'I'll kill you!'.
%Str tries to hit Inferno.
%Str tries but misses again.
%Str kicks the trousers off his legs.
%Str tightens his grip on the sword, this time concentrating for better slash.
%Inferno successfully dodges Str's futile slash.
%Inferno laughs.
%Str misses Inferno.
%Str misses Inferno.
%Str tries to hit again but misses again.
%Str swings the sword more and more, each time missing.
%Str is all exhausted and out of breath.
%Inferno laughs more.
%Str lifts a finger in the air as if to say 'Just a second'.
%Inferno tilts his head and wonders what Str is doing.
%Str takes a notebook from a small bag.
%Str reads the notebook.
%Str reads the notebook again.
%Str memorizes the tunes for Noituloves dischord.
%Str puts the notebook back in the small bag.
%Inferno taps his foot impatiently.
%Str starts chanting.
%Str sings 'dIsCHoRD!'
%Str watches with selfpride as his noituloves dischord hits Inferno.
%Inferno falls down laughing.
%Inferno says 'is that all you got?'
%Str ponders for a second.
%Str starts chanting.
%Inferno leans on his battleaxe, smiling and waiting.
%Str chantes some more...
%Str utters the magic words 'havia kauhistus pois!'
%Inferno eeps.
%Inferno disappears into thick air.
%Str smiles happily.
%Str walks to his trousers and picks them up.
%Str shrugs his shoulders.
%Str turns to the audience.
%Str says 'oh well, that's all tonight! Thanks for coming!'
%Str bows.

Suddenly the Eunuchian BREATHES some foul smelling gas!!
You CHOKE like the BITCH you are!!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

Nice, 1 round attack that did 905 dmg. Reilukerho.

Congratualations, for creating a 12 slot chest
you receive 100000 exp.
Eli tänään tuli tehtyä eka 12 slotterini :)

Total of 300032736 experience spent on character.

Bye bye bonus pool.. :(

Here is my poem I wrote and recited as bard-quest:

Str greets everyone.
Str says I will recite a poem
Str bites his tongue.
Str says it's the first I've ever made
Str clears his throat.
Str says I once met a Reaver
Str says he was full of anger
Str says he said
Str says be afraid!
Str says he was looking so cunning
Str says that I started running
Str looks behind him.

Str says So I run into a barbarian
Str says he was ex librarian
Str says now he had a new destination
Str says to get more reputation
Str says he was holding axe and a mace
Str says his hair was tied with a shoelace
Str says the axe was pretty huge
Str says but mace was a bit douche
Str cackles.

Str says Then I met a nun
Str says again I wanted to run
Str says but she was pretty gimmicky
Str says and I wasn't all nitpicky
Str says so I swallowed my pride
Str says and gave her a good ride
Str winks suggestively.

Str says I came across a mage
Str says he was a real fruitcake
Str says he didn't seem very threatening
Str says until I got hit by a lightning
Str says again I started to run
Str says it's wasn't very fun
Str says I didn't find a tarma
Str says must have been my karma
Str says even when I asked around
Str says not a one could be found
Str looks a bit sad.

Str says I almost stepped on a newbie
Str says he was fighting with a magpie
Str says I just stood there horrified
Str says and watched as the newbie died
Str says I also saw a merchant
Str says he seemed a bit vigilant
Str says He was digging some diamond
Str says There was plenty of it around
Str says He didn't know how to behave
Str says so I made the hole his grave
Str shrugs and acts innocent.

Str says Then I saw a spawn
Str says he was nobody's pawn
Str says He had tentacles here and there
Str says actually, they were everywhere
Str says a pokemon beast was his steed
Str says but it wasn't very sleek
Str says It was a day full of thrills
Str says and the spawn was looking for japanies girls

A sense of pride overcomes you as you hold the newly created torch out in
front of you for all to see.
Congratulations! You have just completed Torch 1000!

Now it is proven, I have no life! :)

Pelitar utters the magic words 'rikki ja poikki'
Your a battleaxe of divinities is destroyed.

Crap :(

Damogran shouts 'Armageddon has arrived to church. Checking Winner now!!
Congratulations! You have just completed Charitable endowment!
Task point award of 1 task point from 'Charitable endowment' - quest.
Bank transfer from Damogran (Newbie Help Warehouse) of 99306 gold

use enrage
You start concentrating on the skill.
The fire's warmth soothes you.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You jump up and begin dancing, but after awhile you notice you are doing the
ballet! You run away in shame.
You flee in terror!

Total of 270008515 experience spent on character.

Total of 250632566 experience spent on character.

new best solokill: A guard is sleeping on the table, 157993 exp

Total of 200301947 experience spent on character.
wow..

Congratulations! You have just completed Roulette!
You receive 7730 gold as a reward for completing the quest.

Total of 190005351 experience spent on character.

Total of 180348869 experience spent on character.

Dokunium [junk+]: ei mitää järkeä juosta ympäri metsiä ettimässä jotai laenia
että jonku ihme virtuaalilaiva menis nopeempaa eteenpäin

Total of 160322637 experience spent on character.

After about a month of playing merchant/alchemist/bard combo I got bored so I
recinced today.

Fourth Bard song kbh'd

Make my first bamboo+ebony chest today and it's 11 slotter :)

Finished tier 1 toolbelt today :)

Ship class 3 finished.. yay!

Advanced today to Bard guild level 9, which is the level I'll be stuck at this
reinc.. no free levels left.
I also did the captain's cabin quest, it was a pain in the.. youknow.
and last but not least, got my third song kbh'd!

Yay.. got my second bard song to kbh status..
Bardic Might is currently nonexistent! [+++++-----]

Build a ship for myself today.. class 1 :)
Clearing your throat, you barely whimper an 'aarrrr.'

Build my third chest.. another 7 slotter.
also got my first kbh done in Bard guild! :)

Build my second chest today.. 7 slots :)
Also started Alchemy potion research and found my first potion mix :)

Build my first chest.. 3 slotter :)

Reinced to merchant
eep.

Total of 150380730 experience spent on character.

8k monster dropped a chest with 656 anipium coins :)

Total of 130178341 experience spent on character.
yay

I guess sometimes my death really does bring smile to other people's faces:

A large bell lands on you.
That really HURT!
You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

Welcome to HELL. You are now a ghost ...
(lines removed)
You stumble and splash blood all over.
Everywhere you look on your body there is blood, blood, blood.
Freld goes 'MUAH' at you.
Lammas tells you ':d'
Gurth laughs out loud at you.

63149: Davelok, the Elder of Kaveril

Total of 100017120 experience spent on character.

crap.. robin hood took my Pulsing Leggings today :(

sniff..

The final estimation is that A silver butterfly is weaker than a butterfly.
hmm..

Died today 3 times by Nelson, the highbie leader cowers under the desk :)
Finally we killed it with 8 player party (at least 4 of us were clawers :) but
it's possible to claw from second row also)

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| Party Name: red glow                    (Members:  8) | Exp Tot:     63665 |
| Created: Tue Feb 05 13:16:05 2008       ( 0h  7m 56s) | Exp/min:      7958 |

|   63665: Nelson, the highbie leader cowers under the desk.                 |

Got following stuff from him:

Ancient book of knowledge (friendly)
a pile of batium coins
a big pile of platinum coins
A small, wooden gavel
a pile of gold coins

Diced for the stuff, I got nothing.

Got to Reaver layer 3 yesterday.. Whee!
Best solokill of this week was a deadly and sinister spider with a
cross-pattern on its back 68942 exp

total exp 55M, melkoista..