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Posted: 21 Jan 2012 01:06 [ permalink ]
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal. Only 1 monsters remain.'

Burgle left. Two weeks I guess.
Posted: 07 Mar 2010 22:38 [ permalink ]
Talk about shitstorm:

Andthi throws a pinch of magic dust in air and chants 'fah mar nak grttzt
gnatlnamauch'
As Andthi casts the spell, she pulls out a blue cobalt cup (empty) which
bursts into a million
prismatic starbursts.
Andthi hits Small swarm of bats with her lava storm.

The fiery attack causes the guano to combust!

Mandigal lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Mandigal dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Mandigal is DEAD, R.I.P.
Small swarm of bats shouts 'Mandigal dies from a single blow, well almost at
least!'
Mandigal dies.
Mandigal's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Andthi lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
You get bad vibrations as Andthi's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Andthi is DEAD, R.I.P.
Small swarm of bats shouts 'Andthi is in a much warmer place now!'
Andthi dies.
Andthi's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
BOOM! You are caught in the explosion!
That really HURT!
Your skin is CHARRED severely!
You are no longer stunned.
You feel that Torc goes unconscious.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

Small swarm of bats shouts 'Resin drowned in her own blood!'
Resin dies.
You feel that Evilild goes unconscious.
Small swarm of bats shouts 'Let's do that again sometime, Evilild!'
Evilild dies.
Small swarm of bats shouts 'Gee, sorry about that Desert *snicker*!'
Desert dies.

Ghost of Andthi [party]: wrong button :D
Posted: 26 Feb 2009 02:07 [ permalink ]
Ewige tells Entor and you 'i can't believe i just sank xp into plant lore so i
can hold a cabbage'
Posted: 22 Feb 2009 03:14 [ permalink ]
nyt kävi näin
Posted: 18 Feb 2009 20:18 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You deftly slip your dagger in between Kiraffi ribs.
Blood spirts everywhere soaking everyone present.
Twisting you dagger the wrong way you royally botch the job.
It appears that Kiraffi is in terrible pain.
A large hole replaces Kiraffi's face.
Kiraffi is DEAD, R.I.P.
You gain insight to warhorse philosophy!
Kiraffi dies.
Kiraffi's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Posted: 15 Feb 2009 17:09 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper 'PAF PAF PAF!'
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
Your owl form limits your options. You are forced to use your right talon to
channel harmful powers.
You harm yourself really much.
 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over you!!
     You hear an awful crackling as you drain the life out of Torc!!
 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over Torc!
     You hear an awful crackling as Torc drains your life!!
Posted: 21 Jan 2008 21:15 [ permalink ]
some damatesting :)

You are done with the chant.
You cut the air with Feather Cross, loudly reciting 'Ez' div' (dispel evil)
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills your soul. Air thunders around you as immeasurable amount of energy is
drawn in you, lifting your body high in the air. At the peak of your might you
yell in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
Holy sparks fly around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Feather Cross
and strikes with immense power upon Durtle.
Durtle lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Durtle loses the privilege to live.
Durtle is DEAD, R.I.P.



Posted: 30 Sep 2007 00:33 [ permalink ]
You trace fiery red runes on your gem '& ^'
Your druidstaff is surrounded by a sudden cloudburst, and you glory in sheer
power as the staff floods your spell with pure energy.
A beam of clear firelight springs from the gem.
The gem shudders ...but does not break.
You watch with selfpride as your gem fire hits Kharadus.
Kharadus screams in pain.
You devastate Kharadus's mind with your powers!

devastatethan ne gemfirellä ehkä eniten...
Posted: 10 Jun 2005 19:58 [ permalink ]
Darol (fall+): mitä saadaan ku torc on tappamassa yllätyksellisen kovaa mosaa!
Darol (fall+): URPO JA TURPO!
Posted: 15 May 2005 22:30 [ permalink ]
Kizarwexius utters the magic words 'se on sarki nyt'
Kizarwexius's the Paingiver axe is destroyed.