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Posted: 28 Jan 2013 17:30 [ permalink ]
1. Xortoth | 38.30% | 0.08% | 27.58% 2. Xunisiih | 38.15% | 0.24% | 32.66 One of my bigest accomplishments outdamaging the great Xunisiih! Was a fun battle through out whole party! Barely scraping home at the end :)
Posted: 20 Dec 2012 15:24 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Bladed fury overkill!
Posted: 11 Aug 2012 19:18 [ permalink ]
Xortoth [sales]: someone buy my tps so i can buy overpriced shit from rich highbies Ebliss tells you 'says the rich midbie selling overpriced tps ,)'
Posted: 20 May 2012 03:07 [ permalink ]
Blue is the colour, football is the game We're all together and winning is our aim So cheer us on through the sun and rain Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name. Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine We can shine all the time Home or away, come and see us play You're welcome any day Blue is the colour, football is the game We're all together and winning is our aim So cheer us on through the sun and rain Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you Wear your blue and see us through Sing loud and clear until the game is done Sing Chelsea everyone Blue is the colour, football is the game We're all together and winning is our aim So cheer us on through the sun and rain Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name. Blue is the colour, football is the game We're all together and winning is our aim So cheer us on through the sun and rain Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.
Posted: 12 Dec 2011 17:06 [ permalink ]
562222: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king
Posted: 11 Dec 2011 00:14 [ permalink ]
538683: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 24 Nov 2011 06:44 [ permalink ]
| 06:36 8132: Vandris the Duck | | 06:36 10208: Scytale the Draconian | | 06:37 12226: Xortoth the Duck
Posted: 23 Nov 2011 12:08 [ permalink ]
Experience gained: 10810358 Unfortunately i got nervous walking around with 6m+ on so i advanced 2 levels(dunno what i'll use them for yet). So my poor skills/spells missed out on a little boost.
Posted: 02 Nov 2011 14:52 [ permalink ]
Lavitz fires an arrow at you!
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through your torso and out the other side!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You regain your consciousness!
Lavitz [report]: Critical Shot!
Hp:7/1119 -562 Sp:28/28 Ep:395/395 Exp:357487
Lavitz acks.
Xortoth [party]: {-| :D |-}
Xortoth [party]: {-| instant avoid |-}
Posted: 10 Jan 2010 23:31 [ permalink ]
Ottie tanked Raztax as a level 60 or so gnoll 'offtank' with ~15m totals, 60 parry 50 dodge and no sbs..uptune for raztax?!?!
Posted: 29 Dec 2009 07:54 [ permalink ]
[07:52]:Issen [party]: my best accomplishment this week was yelling at someone 'im gonna pkill you, and im a fucking crimson in defgear' [07:52]:Issen [party]: and then doing so
Posted: 26 Dec 2009 16:12 [ permalink ]
From HardcoreBat Upornik (party): you go get barb ring? Xortoth [party]: barbu ring Upornik (party): or we need to make one? Xortoth [party]: make one Upornik (party): you're killing me :) Xortoth [party]: noone gave me one of those :P slack bastards..can give me jane cloaks and shit bt no barb ring :D Xortoth [party]: damn highbies :P Upornik (party): :D Xortoth [party]: you are leading, you are killing yourself :P Upornik (party): and there he goes :) Upornik (party): you give him a jane cloak, but no, he wants a barb ring too :D
Posted: 23 Dec 2009 05:16 [ permalink ]
Been spending the day trying to get 600k exp to get a level block. Died 3 times already with 500k on, then this happened. Cackling devilishly Bottlenose dolphin REALLY WHACKS you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere. That really HURT! You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! You are knocked off your mount! You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill. You are no longer stunned. [No Longer Stunned] You fall unconscious from the pain. Hp:-214/765 -916 Was something like 650xp away from hitting 600k for level block. :P
Posted: 03 Apr 2008 16:51 [ permalink ]
Blayke (sales): brokerblayke <sales>: Dralith empties Blayke's bank account. Info: Blayke goes link dead.
Posted: 22 Mar 2008 13:32 [ permalink ]
You receive 1 task points for completing 'Making good PR in behalf of BatMUD to the assorted public' task. Nwing awards Xortoth 1 points for completing 'Making good PR in behalf of BatMUD to the assorted public' task. Brownie Post Master tells you 'You have incoming mail!'
Posted: 13 Mar 2008 19:26 [ permalink ]
Burglefloogah is DEAD, R.I.P. \o/
Posted: 13 Mar 2008 17:47 [ permalink ]
Narcuul Deathcut is DEAD, R.I.P. \o/
Posted: 06 Mar 2008 17:31 [ permalink ]
[17:29]:Xortoth [party]: {-| always go to roll a smoke then sit here
chatting/reading :D |-}
[17:29]:Xortoth [party]: {-| like lastnight sat here for 45minutes with smoke
unlit in my mouth :D |-}
[17:30]:Hair [party]: heh
[17:30]:Hair [party]: seems like your batmud addiction outweighs your nicotine
addiction ;)
[17:30]:Hair [party]: new stop smoking scheme. play batmud instead!
Posted: 27 Feb 2008 18:48 [ permalink ]
Banishment gone wrong. You are done with the chant. You utter the magic words 'havia kauhistus pois' (Banish) Acentaja disappears into thick air. Acentaja tells you 'thankss, saved me from running to rendburg:D' You emote to Acentaja 'goes 'Yay!' at you.' Acentaja tells you 'only 5 rooms away from entrance' You tell Acentaja 'haha nice'
Posted: 19 Feb 2008 10:10 [ permalink ]
Merchant for a while.
Posted: 31 Jan 2008 16:56 [ permalink ]
[16:27]:Xortoth [legion+]: hello bitches [16:27]:Farliss (legion+): Hallo, Xortoth, wanna hear a joke? [16:27]:Xortoth [legion+]: of course farliss, your jokes are always the best [16:27]:Farliss (legion+): so a guy walks into a bar with a monkey, i forget the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore [16:28]:Xortoth [legion+]: so true so true [16:28]:Farliss (legion+): I knew you'd appreciate a joke based on a true story about your mom :) [16:28]:[legion+]: Xortoth smirks at Farliss. [16:28]:Farliss (legion+): =P
Posted: 21 Jan 2008 11:50 [ permalink ]
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Posted: 13 Jan 2008 07:08 [ permalink ]
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
You emote to Kitsune (*-sleepy time-*) 'waves you goodbye.'
You emote to Kitsune (*-sleepy time-*) 'huggles you warmly.'
You toss a water balloon to Kitsune!
Kitsune catches it skillfully.
Kitsune tells you 'oh no you don't!'
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
You tell Kitsune (*-sleepy time-*) ':D'
You tell Kitsune (*-sleepy time-*) 'i got pwnd :('
Kitsune tells you 'dude, i have to get rid of these :('
You tell Kitsune (*-sleepy time-*) 'why?'
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
You do a perfect catch!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune throws a water balloon to you!
The balloon bursts, drenching you completely!
Kitsune tells you 'because i'm going to bed!'
You have twenty seven balloons.
Posted: 07 Jan 2008 14:17 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit! Cackling devilishly you really crush Patrick amberley with shield causing a nasty laceration.
Posted: 06 Jan 2008 07:46 [ permalink ]
Lavitz tells you 'I am sure you coded this quest!' Lavitz tells you '"Nin'Zhal leafs through some pages at the book in hes desk.."' Lavitz tells you 'you or nazrix' You tell Lavitz ':D' Lavitz tells you 'any wonder I can't figure out the syntax? It's probably 'make material at hes poison' or something'
Posted: 05 Jan 2008 18:54 [ permalink ]
party report Got Heal From: (Mariska)
Golux claps his hands and whispers 'PAF PAF PAF!' (Harm body)
Golux harms you really much.
..The power of Burglefloogah takes over Golux!
You hear an awful crackling as Golux drains your life!!
Posted: 05 Jan 2008 18:53 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Melcross! You receive 26520 gold as a reward for completing the quest. You receive 6 training points.
Posted: 02 Jan 2008 19:14 [ permalink ]
404733: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader
Posted: 02 Jan 2008 18:00 [ permalink ]
684554: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos
Posted: 30 Dec 2007 15:39 [ permalink ]
586628: the black dread
Posted: 26 Dec 2007 15:28 [ permalink ]
Died to Raztax ONE round before he died..so missed out on crimson rep, barb rep. and exp :( 2839862: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits
Posted: 18 Dec 2007 17:06 [ permalink ]
(17:03) Orome tells you 'slut! :-P'
(17:04) You emote to Orome 'laughs at you.'
(17:04) You tell Orome 'you call me a slut as if i go around shagging every
female in sight :('
(17:05) Orome tells you 'thats not slutish, thats natural and completely ok'
Posted: 15 Dec 2007 23:06 [ permalink ]
137157: Fazid, the chief of mages
Posted: 15 Dec 2007 22:28 [ permalink ]
1060710: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits Finally went back to raztax..quite easy, small version this time though :)
Posted: 26 Aug 2007 06:54 [ permalink ]
1325200: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits
Posted: 17 Aug 2007 11:50 [ permalink ]
Kurya has been mortally wounded! With his last remaning breath, Kurya looks up at you from the pool of his own blood in which he lies. 'You have beaten me honourably,' he wheezes, 'and now there is nothing else to do but...' With a slow, careful motion, he thrusts his own katana deep into his belly and ends his life at your feet. Congratulations! You have just completed Challenge kurya! You receive 109248 gold as a reward for completing the quest. A large cavity replaces Kurya's chest. Kurya is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 11 Jun 2007 19:17 [ permalink ]
641029: the black dread
Posted: 10 Jun 2007 06:31 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit! Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Wasted kender causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Posted: 04 Jun 2007 17:37 [ permalink ]
You respect the old ghost's wishes and smash the painting to pieces. Congratulations! You have just completed Restless dead! You receive 49072 gold as a reward for completing the quest. You receive 6 training points. Your faction standing with Monks of Beldarus has increased.
Posted: 24 May 2007 08:50 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit! Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Oyster forcing the heart to incinerate.
Posted: 26 Apr 2007 06:41 [ permalink ]
You rescue Hobbes's lame ass from danger. Pancake arrives from north. Your brilliant tactical move gives you a chance for grabbing another member You rescue Issen's lame ass from danger. Sweet...