Who wants ribs? ********************** Round 1 ********************** You score a *CRITICAL* hit! Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE Warthog ripping out a still beating heart. You elbow-smash Warthog ripping out a still beating heart. Warthog successfully parries your bludgeon. Warthog successfully dodges your futile bite. Warthog thumps you causing a small scratch. Warthog tastes you causing a small scratch. You try to dodge, but Warthog is not fooled. Warthog bumps you making small marks. Warthog is near death (5%). Your first tentacle strikes Warthog causing garroting. You gain insight to warhorse philosophy! Warthog stops existing in this reality. Warthog is DEAD, R.I.P.