Stranger [wanted]: hmm... to find the ship i need to cruise compass dir? i was
able to get to 1.0 or even 0.5 to the ship... but then it flee. is it normal
practice to spend such amount of time for chasing? or i just can give my ship
order to follow the compass ?
Darian [wanted]: wizs want to make it like actual historic naval combat, hours
of chasing/positioning until you get get your salvo off

Stormfall axe screams 'Try to dodge this!'
Oraklu psionic slave master dodges.
You miss.
Oraklu psionic slave master dodges.

:(

Zerks tells you 'You are using 'incite animal soul'.'
Zerks tells you 'You are prepared to do the skill.'
Zerks tells you 'Sheep spirit baa-as threateningly at David!'
Zerks tells you 'omfg what race attack :D'
Zerks tells you 'its all my mount can do :DD'

[15:30]:Glaurung [kharim]: my name is glaurung, and i'm a keyholic
[15:30]:Evilild (kharim): hi glaurung!
[15:30]:Glaurung [kharim]: i decided initially to maybe deliver in 10-20 keys
per boot and just train on tyhose rare occasions that i can
[15:31]:Glaurung [kharim]: this quest, i've already taken in 100+ keys, and im
again camping for more

You prepare the fishing nets.
You managed to net 6 geese! After a brief struggle, you manage to pull them on
board.

You are carrying 21.6 kg of equipment:
You are carrying no coins.
six nice looking gooses

<3

In another mud, not far away...

Your sensitive mind notices an error in the fabric of space. Please report
what happened and what you were doing immediately using the 'bug' command.
(me types 'bug')
Your sensitive mind notices an error in the fabric of space. Please report
what happened and what you were doing immediately using the 'bug' command.

You realize that Evilild is running out of choices and deceitfully show mercy
on him. You lower your Stormfall axe as a sign of trust and offer your hand to
Evilild, who reaches for it. You hide your smirk, and disgustingly raise your
weapon to slash Evilild.

*cackle*

You resort to trickery and grab a loose pillow and hurl it against Yani. It
hits causing an unpleasant injury.

You resort to trickery and grab a loose mattress and hurl it against Demon. It
hits causing a slight disturbance.

Still waiting for comfy chair attack!

You tell Daerid 'poor blayke, no piggy'
Daerid tells you 'yeah, he's a big fan'
Daerid tells you 'Piggy ate Zyll corpse last night 0530 am'
Daerid tells you 'causing much merriment'

Zerks tells you 'omg :D'
Zerks tells you 'Gaia tells you: FOOLISH MORTAL, YOU DARE ABUSE ME, FEEL MY
WRATH!!!.'
Zerks tells you 'Gaia tells you: MORTAL, I WILL TOLERATE YOUR GREED NO
LONGER,IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING ELSE FROM ME, YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!!!'
You cheer enthusiastically at Zerks.
You tell Zerks 'I'm proud of you..you picked one more of course?'
Zerks buzzes 'fucker zapped my tick and fuxored my plant lore.'
Zerks tells you 'ofc :D'

You resort to trickery and grab a loose hay and hurl it against Skeleton. It
hits causing an unpleasant injury.

(17:23) Mystic tells you 'wtf'
(17:23) Mystic tells you 'are u nomad?'
(17:23) You tell Mystic 'kharimbarb :/'
(17:23) Mystic tells you 'wtf :D'
(17:24) Mystic tells you 'no reaver at all? !?"#!"?#!"'
(17:24) You tell Mystic 'no :(('
(17:24) Mystic tells you 'jesus'
(17:24) Mystic tells you 'maybe i still have to continue my break i think this
mud is broken :P'

You realize that Moreod is running out of choices and deceitfully show mercy
on him. You lower your Aether as a sign of trust and offer your hand to
Moreod, who reaches for it. You hide your smirk, and disgustingly raise your
weapon to slash Moreod.

(00:34) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'Merc gives you Necronomicon ex mortes
(book).'
(00:35) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'Grrh, so many years from last time i had
this, no idea which was what :)'
(00:36) You tell Zerks and Anadir ':D'
(00:36) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'oh well only one way to find out!'
(00:36) Anadir tells Zerks and you 'one wa to find out!'
(00:36) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'FAK'
(00:36) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'A gate opens up and an evil dead steps
through!'
(00:36) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'there is god damn zombie in macedonia now'
(00:36) Zerks tells Anadir and you '< An evil dead wants to SWALLOW your soul!
(undead)'
(00:36) You tell Zerks and Anadir 'ohgrand..but cant be much worse than stupid
shoppie'
(00:36) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'I summoned it to evililds bad'
(00:36) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'bar'
(00:38) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'I think its trapped in our town and cant
wander outside'

(00:44) You tell Zerks and Anadir 'what is the zombie doing now'
(00:44) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'i killz it!'
(00:45) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'oh ffs'
(00:45) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'one of the chants was aoh i see'
(00:45) Anadir tells Zerks and you 'haha'
(00:45) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'guess who is agro to me now?!'
(00:45) Zerks tells Anadir and you 'grr!'
(00:46) Anadir tells Zerks and you 'nice book!'

You put your faith in foul play and menacingly pound Savage chief using a
wielded weapon as your weapon.

Shy catfolk shakes with firey rage and yells 'fah relep krlnpth' (immolate)
Suddenly flames shoot from the floor!
You burst into flames! Your gear is set ablaze!
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your tail ring from getting
scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your purse from getting scratched.
GgrTF: !!! rubber duck got damaged! (good) !!!

:(

You put your faith in foul play and menacingly manhandle Lord Moonsong using a
wielded carpet as your weapon.

Above you is a cold, roiling, clear night sky. You have to brace
yourself against the strong wind. A waning crescent moon hangs in
the sky.
Obvious exits are: e, w, n, s, nw, ne, sw, se and d.
a shoddy golden amber
the scroll of Holy justice
a sign WARNING: LURKING NUN
a sign WARNING: STORYTELLING KHARIM
an iron stove for cooking labeled as jutkuntuhkaamo[bolted] 
a sign Portal and Sauna down!
a sign Welcome! <blue glow>
a sign WARNING: IDLERS WILL BE SPITED <blue glow>
a large fountain (almost full) <blue glow>
a large trashcan <blue glow>
a green gas street lamp (glowing) <blue glow>
big and heavy construction table (bolted)
a large, dark crystal shaped like a star
Fred the Thrikhren iMage
'Fred', a muscular wyvern [Rider:Zaeth]
Fred arrives from east.
Fred exclaims 'zaeth!'
Fred exclaims 'your days are done!'

You put your faith in foul play and menacingly whack Entelodont using a
wielded food as your weapon.

[21:56]:Drakhan [party]: mutpit bear when i come back
[21:56]:Evilild (party): doomed
[21:56]:Drakhan [party]: heh
[21:56]:Drakhan [party]: goes
[21:56]:Evilild (party): doomed!!
[21:57]:Ghost of Drakhan [party]: fuking ambushes

You show mercy on your enemy, but Papa-smurf ignores your offer and seems
determined to keep fighting.

doomed!!

Malos tells you 'that nomad changing yo yesmad yet ?'

..worst joke in history

Oogga tells you 'YOU COME ASK ME! I HAVE MATCH. MAKE FOREST FIRE! BURN!'
Oogga hands you an odd-looking match.
You feel like committing arson!
Oogga roars 'BURN THE FORESTS AND YOU SHALL BE REWARDED!'

You act out your pyromaniac desires, for the glory of GROO!
Grinning evilly, you ignite the match and toss it into the nearest bush.

..suddenly got lots more faith in this reinc

Zerks (party): Congratulations! You have just completed One ton golem!
Evilild (party): fear
Zerks (party): now there is a 5ton iron golem roaming in mace :D
Zerks (party): and i dont have spells to transform it to statue i think
Zerks (party): no idea how to control it :P

home dear home

You have a new reputation title.
   'vicious puppy'

(14:39) @Walciz stalks you...
(14:39) @Walciz swings his clenched fists at you!
(14:40) Walciz tells you 'nooooooooooooo, stupid featureses...i had a duck in 
  my hand >:/'
(14:40) @Walciz swings his rubber duck at you.
(14:41) Walciz tells you 'it was supposed to be wielded :('

Ralnos [wanted]: Spider Wrath on Laenor.
Info: Ralnos dies.

Evilild (wanted): a way to add notes to friends lists so you can remember why
you have somebody in retard list :/
Jimai [sales]: was story of that old son of ***** not 5k 5y on game
Jimai [sales]: was story of that old son of ***** not 5k 5y on game
Jimai [sales]: was story of that old son of ***** not 5k 5y on game
Evilild (wanted): nm, I'm remembering this one fast
Jimai [sales]: sorry bug message comin
Jimai [sales]: when write in channel, no need to spam, mistakein
Jimai [sales]: still comin
Lammas {sales}: stop that
Lammas {sales}: move it to chat
Jimai [sales]: weird
Tume (sales): chainpkill and ignore after that works i bet :D
Jimai [sales]: listened what i said?

(this time I will remember!)

Soulkeeper tells you 'wanna buy two pigs real cheap?!'
Soulkeeper tells you 'my pigs are fucking rotten'
Soulkeeper tells you 'they scream at me until they get their way'
Soulkeeper tells you 'and if I try to resist they pee on things'
Soulkeeper tells you 'practially act like my girlfriend!'
Soulkeeper tells you 'yeah, violence is next step'

  zkTccc  (road) Macedonia Regen Crystal.
   zWBccc   _______                       _             _        
   z*cGcc  (_______)                     | |           (_)        
   zASccc   _  _  _ _____  ____ _____  __| | ___  ____  _ _____  
   zgFccc  | ||_|| (____ |/ ___) ___ |/ _  |/ _ \|  _ \| (____ | 
           | |   | / ___ ( (___| ____( (_| | |_| | | | | / ___ | 
           |_|   |_\_____|\____)_____)\____|\___/|_| |_|_\_____|
Above you is a warm, slowly moving, clear sky. A light wind stirs
the air.
Obvious exits are: e, w, n, s, nw, ne, sw, se and d.
a strange shadow is silently hovering above the ground
a sign WARNING: LURKING NUN
a sign WARNING: STORYTELLING KHARIM
an iron stove for cooking labeled as pullauuni[bolted] 
a sign Portal and Sauna down!
a sign Welcome! <blue glow>
a sign WARNING: IDLERS WILL BE SPITED <blue glow>
a large fountain (almost full) <blue glow>
a large trashcan <blue glow>
a green gas street lamp <blue glow>
big and heavy construction table (bolted)
a large, dark crystal shaped like a star
'Nundefiler', a radiating chimera
'Nundefiler', a pulsating wyvern
'Nundefiler', a radiating chimera

You are carrying 66.6 kg of equipment:
You are carrying no coins.
Keep:
a leather purse labeled as EVILS (Drakhan's) (almost empty)
a rubber duck
High-quality fire shovel <red glow>
a black scaly finger guard, made of thorns (burned) labeled as (evil)
Demonic Ring of Invisibility
a little leather bag labeled as ?evil?
Kerbholz <weak white glow>

Nundefiler shouts 'Zerks was just DOGMEAT, who is next?'

(17:45) Azgaroth tells you 'killed trainer from lizardman shrine and
desecrated it's corpse'
(17:45) @Azgaroth beams at you happily.
(17:46) Azgaroth tells you '<3 being priest'

Woocca {party}: those heppas are a joke kinda :P
Woocca {party}: watch this!
Torso Maker cuts a huge chunk of meat from Nundefiler's body!!
Your mount throws you!
Evilild (party): nooooo!!
You get up on Nundefiler and begin to ride.
Woocca takes A chunk of Nundefiler's meat.
Nundefiler cannot hold A chunk of Nundefiler's meat without saddlebags, and
drops it.
Woocca drops A chunk of Nundefiler's meat to Nundefiler.
Woocca {party}: some parts fell off your moped!


Zerks tells you 'The universe halts as WRATH OF LAS thunders through your
dazzling crucifix of St. Acuni, burning Nundefiler's eyes'
Zerks tells you 'its blinded :D'

"Welcome back to tzarakk"

testing, testing

Kuro [newbie]: so... I tried to murder a street sweeper in pleasantville and
they casted some spell and I'm suddenly in the middle of nowhere... how would
I get back (without dying or anything like that)
Moonlord [newbie]: ask summon on wanted channel

(me decides to be nice)
You frantically wave your hands and yell 'gwwaaajj' (summon) (summon)
Kuro snaps into existence.
You cheerfully wave and say 'hello'!
You echo 'go some west, then follow road south a good bit..will bring you to
arelium and pleasantville.'
Proprius [newbie]: ah crystal recall works if you have it
Kuro [newbie]: well, the crystal put me somewhere, I think I will explore this
place a bit thanks!
Kuro leaves west.

(12:32) You tell Zerks and Woocca 'From the present falls a barbed demonscale
platemail.'
(12:33) Zerks tells Woocca and you ':o'
(12:33) You tell Zerks and Woocca 'if nothing else it looks cool!'
(12:33) Zerks tells Woocca and you 'something warm for the winter'
(12:34) You tell Zerks and Woocca 'wow, its 12 str :D'
(12:35) You tell Woocca and Zerks 'and it only covers um..bizarre slots'
(12:35) You tell Woocca and Zerks 'hands, legs and upper body..I'm trying to
picture :D'
(12:35) Woocca tells Zerks and you 'it has those rubber strings that are used
with kids to attach the mittens to 
    sleeves :)'

Santa is getting better at veiled insults!

[16:58]:Blayke (wanted): location of "a wicked manipulative gnoll"
[16:58]:(wanted): Nikana raises his hands in the air.
[16:58]:Blayke (wanted): lol

[17:13]:Blayke (wanted): anyone know where "a wicked manipulative gnoll" is?
[17:13]:[wanted]: Redux points at Nikana.
[17:13]:Blayke (wanted): *sigh

Nerya <bat>: my problem is speaking without actually knowing anything
Nerya <bat>: is that not obvious?:)

(14:47) Anti tells you 'hi. Was looking up legion+, is it possible to join?'
(14:47) You tell Anti 'sure, I'll invite'
(14:47) Anti tells you 'thanks:D'
(14:48) Anti tells you 'in what pcity can I join in it?'
(14:48) You tell Anti 'breakwater, come to lucent and i'll summon'
(14:48) You emote to Anti 'goes 'Gnnnn!'.'
(14:48) @Anti goes 'Heh' at you.
(14:48) You tell Anti 'you had invite'
(14:48) @Anti says 'Oh', with a blank look on his face.
(14:49) Anti tells you 'I'm stonehead.. doh'
(14:49) Anti tells you 'I'm joined already:D'
(14:51) Anti tells you 'I play with muscle memory:D I infact joined zoo party
5 mins ago...'

..in case anybody wonders why I'll remove invite next time this happens

Glaurung [nightlife+]: ofcourse CRUELLYRIDDLE is somehow appropriate
Glaurung [nightlife+]: since talking to gorge is like listening to a riddle
anyway
Glaurung [nightlife+]: you understand the words, you just need to figure out
what is the meaning

You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra' (word of spite)
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before Young lemming.
Your word of spite hits Young lemming.
You watch with selfpride as your word of spite hits Young lemming.

The lemming hold its head with its tiny forepaws!
Young lemming squeaks 'oh no' 
The lemming explodes in a colourful spray of bits of fur and flesh!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You score a KILLING BLOW on Young lemming!
YUCH, Young lemming's entrails spill all over the place.
Young lemming is DEAD, R.I.P.

<3

Zerks kisses crucifix of St. Acuni while chanting 'disanc cuiz' laiaaj'
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills Zerks's soul. Air thunders around her as immeasurable amount of energy
is drawn in her, lifting her body high in the air. At the peak of her might
she yells in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
Zerks's crucifix of St. Acuni glitters softly as white lightning strikes
through the air tickling you.
H:662/712 [-50] S:1024/1024 [] E:313/313 [] $:184 [] exp:78053 []

Zerks exclaims 'Its the one from Ingvild!'
Zerks hugs her own small mahogany crucifix (holy).
You echo '!!!'
You exclaim 'and its the worst relic in history!'
Zerks echoes 'YEP :D.'

:((((

A dark shadow, radiating coldness, rises from the ground.  It takes a
corporeal form of a skeletal man, clad in black hood, who wields a  sharp bone
scythe in its hands.
Death intones in a chilly voice 'IT IS TIME, VALENTINA.'

A voice booms from the heavens 'Death!  Valentina is under my pro..'

Death intones in a chilly voice 'NO MORE PROCRASTINATION, LAS.  THE TIME IS
RIPE FOR THIS SOUL TO BE HARVESTED TO THE AFTER-DEATH.'

Death lets out a smug grin.
Death intones in a chilly voice 'I HEAR DRAEN-DALAR HAS SPECIAL PLANS FOR THIS
SOUL.  IN HELL.'

A voice booms from the heavens 'No!  DEATH, I COMMAND YOU TO..'

Death intones in a chilly voice 'TIME IS DUE FOR THIS SOUL.'

Death swings his scythe and cuts through Valentina.  An ethereal form is torn
from Valentina's sagging body.
A voice booms from the heavens 'NOO!'

The barrier of light around Sister Valentina dims and vanishes completely.
Death, clad in black, lets out a smug grin at you 'WE WILL SEE AGAIN' before
vanishing through the ground.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Congratulations! You have just completed Balloon ride!


ohyea, and killed that zyll thingy too

722555: Btfulos, the 40th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting

1031017: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector o

hrr

Zychoo [newbie]: heft hands says 'You have no 'hands' to heft.

leaded HIGHBIE EQ MOB!!!

1395705: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens

It is a nice picture of Windmill, the current Liberator. You know, it lacks
something... You could probably defile the picture by drawing moustache and
beard on it.
...
You sneakily look around, notice that nobody is watching and quickly draw
moustache and beard on the picture of the current Liberator. You suppress your
giggle masterfully.

Explored paladin guild (x)

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This party has killed 153 monsters (avg exp/mon: 8639).

2 nuns and 151 templars..and ugly abbess still at 40

1059799: a master channeller, standing tall and proud  

 1361113: Baal-Naygash          

 1295626: a floating bulk of darkness 
18: A pigeon from HELL summoned by Mallarch  

1315246: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys   

875502: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold    
899188: a large cobalt green dragon with a forked tail       

1088097: Nevef, the 38th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting demon 

xxxxxx tells you 'was wondering what's the foul smell in my bed at night and
even thought if I have shitted in my pants while sleeping before I noticed
leftovers of salted fish I was eating few days ago. I bet you wanted to know,
but I want you to know how exciting my life is'

(05:32:23 PM) ggr: http://tnsp.org/kuvia/tmp/IMG_3586.jpg
(05:35:37 PM) ingvild: rofl
(05:35:46 PM) ingvild: you caught a um, whatiscalled..gjedde?
(05:35:57 PM) ingvild: pike I think it is
(05:36:04 PM) ingvild: and those are mean!
(05:39:38 PM) ggr: nah, it was just laying on a road crossing yesterday as I
went bicycling

(yes ggr, this is STILL funny)

 118946: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner        |

retarded waino

 1283505: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you                           |
| 1279601: Lord Soth the Death Knight     

To the famous poet azgaroth:

Once upon a fucking fucken midnight dreary, while I pondered week and weary,.
Owwa maany a fucking fuckin fuckin quaint and curious volume of forgotten
lore,.
While I nodded, nearly nappin, suddenly there came a fucken tappin,.
As of sum one gently rappin, rappin at mo chamba door.
`'Tis sum visitor,' I muttered, `tappin at mo fucken fuckin chamba door -.
Only dis, and nutin more.'.

Ah, distinctly I remembah tha fuckin shit wuz in da bleak Decemba,.
And each separate dyin emba wrought its ghost upon tha floor.
Eagerly I wished th morrow; - vainly I had sought ta borrow.
From mo fucken books surcease of sorrow - sorrow fo da fuckin lost Lenore -.
fo th rare and radiant maiden whom th angels named Lenore -.
Nameless here fo evamore.

And da silken sad uncertain rustlin of each purple curtain.
Thrilled mee - filled mee with fantastic tfuckups neva felt before;
So dat fucken now, ta still th beatin of mo heart, I stood repeatin.
`'Tis sum visitor entreatin entrance at mo chambah door -.
Sum late visitor entreatin entrance at mo chambah door; -.
Dis da fuckin shit is, and nutin more,'.

Presently mo fuckin soul grew stronga; hesitatin den no longa,.
 `Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly yar forgiveness I implore;
But tha fact is I wuz nappin, and so gently u came rappin,.
And so faintly ya came tappin, tappin at mo fucken chamba door,.
Dat fucken I scarce wuz sure I heard ya' - here I opened wide tha door; -.
Darkness there, and nutin more.

Deep into dat darkness peerin, long I stood there wonderin, fearin,.
Doubtin, dreamin dreams no mortal eva dared ta dream before.
But tha silence wuz unbroken, and th darkness gave no token,.
And da only word there spoken wuz tha whispered word, `Lenore!'.
Dis I whispered, and a fuckin fuckin fucken echo murmured back da fuckin word,
`Lenore!'.
Meerely dis and nutin more.

Back into da chambah turnin, all mo soul within mee burnin,.
Soon again I heard a fuckin fucken fuckin tappin sumwot louda than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely dat is sumtin at mo window lattice;
Let mee see den, wot thereat is, and dis mystery explore -.
Let mo fucken heart be still a fucken fuckin moment and dis mystery explore;
-.
'Tis tha fuckin wind and nutin more!'.

Open here I flung da fuckin shudta, when, with maany a fucken fuckin flirt and
fluttah,.
In there stepped a fucking fucken stately raven of tha saintly days of yore.
Not tha least obeisance made th fuck; not a fuckin fuckin minute stopped or
stayed da fuck;
But, with mien of lord or cunt, perched above mo chambah door -.
Perched upon a fucking fuckin fuckin bust of Pallas just above mo fucken
chambah door -.
Perched, and sat, and nutin more.

Den dis ebony bird beguilin mo fucken sad fancy into smilin,.
By da grave and stern decorum of tha countenance it wore,.
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grimpold and ancient raven wanderin from th nightly shore -.
Tell mee wot thy lordly name is on da Night's Plutonian shore!'.
Quoth tha raven, `Nevamore.'.

Much I marvelled dis ungainly fowl ta here discourse so plainly,.
Though its answa litl meeanin - litl relevancy bore;
fo us cannot help agreein dat fucken no livin human bein.
Eva yet wuz blessed with seein bird above his chamba door -.
Bird or beast above tha sculptured bust above his chamba door,.
With such fuckin fuckin fuckin name as `Nevamore.'.

But da fuckin raven, sittin lonely on tha placid bust, spoke only,.
Dat one word, as if his soul in dat fucken one word da fuck did outpour.
Nutin furthah den th fuck uttered - not a fucking fuckin fuckin feathah den th
fuck fluttered 
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Otha pals have flown before -.
On da morrow tha fuck will split mee, as mo fucken fucken fucken hopes have
flown before.'.
Den da bird said, `Nevamore.'.

Startled at tha stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,.
 `Doubtless,' said I, `wot tha shit utters is its only stock and store,.
Caught from sum unhappy masta whom unmerciful disastah.
Followed fast and followed fasta till his songz one burden bore -.
Till da dirges of his hope dat meelancholy burden bore.
Of "Neva-nevamore."'.

But th raven still beguilin all mo sad soul into smilin,.
Straight I wheeled a fuckin fuckin fuckin cushioned seat in front of bird and
bust and door;
Den, upon tha fuckin velvet sinkin, I betook myself ta linkin.
Fancy unto fancy, thinkin wot dis ominous bird of yore -.
Wot dis grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore.
Meeant in croakin `Nevamore.'.

Dis I sat engaged in guessin, but no syllable expressin.
Ta th fowl whose fiery eyah ma'am now burned into mo fucken bosom's core;
Dis and more I sat divinin, with mo hed at ease reclinin.
On da fuckin cushion's velvet linin dat tha lamp-light gloated o'a,.
But whose velvet violet linin with da lamp-light gloatin o'ah,.
tHa bitch shall press, ah, nevamore!

Den, meethought, tha air grew densah, perfumed from a fuckin fucken fucken
unseen censah.
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on da tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels th fuckin fuck
has sent thee.
Respite - respite and nepentha from thy meemories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff dis kind nependa, and forgit dis lost Lenore!'.
Quoth th fuckin raven, `Nevamore.'.

 `Prophet!' said I, `tin of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -.
Whetha tempta sent, or whethah tempest tossed thee here ashore,.
Desolate yet all undaunted, on dis desert land enchanted -.
On dis home by horror haunted - tell mee truly, I implore -.
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell mee - tell mee, I implore!'.
Quoth tha raven, `Nevamore.'.

`Prophet!' said I, `tin of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By dat Heaven dat fucken bends above us - by dat God us both adore -.
Tell dis soul with sorrow laden if, within tha distant Aidenn,.
Da shit shall clasp a fucking fuckin sainted maiden whom tha angels named
Lenore -.
Clasp a fuckin fucken rare and radiant maiden, whom da fuckin angels named
Lenore?'.
Quoth da raven, `Nevamore.'.

`Be dat word our sign of partin, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstartin -.
`Git thee back into tha tempest and da Night's Plutonian shore!
Split no black plume as a fucking fucken fuckin token of dat fucken lie thy
soul hath spoken!
Split mo loneliness unbroken! - quit tha fuckin bust above mo fucken fucken
fuckin door!
Take thy beak from out mo fucken heart, and take thy form from off mo fucken
door!'.
Quoth da raven, `Nevamore.'.

And tha raven, neva flittin, still is sittin, still is sittin.
On tha pallid bust of Pallas just above mo fuckin chambah door;
And his eyea ma'am have all tha seemin of a fucking fucken demon's dat is
dreamin,.
And da lamp-light o'a 'im streamin throws his shadow on tha floor;
And mo fucken soul from out dat shadow dat fucken lies floatin on da floor.
Shall be lifted - nevamore!

1384896: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie    

16  Cherub, a fucking fuckin fucken fuckin fucken High Angel, encloosed in a
fucken cracklin field of el  #2.
(must be some sort of record)

lilledemonen

Morden the gardener!

*****************************************************
Turmio's flex shield wobbles.
Morden the Shadowman utters the magic words 'sahanpurua' (disintegrate)
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
gem is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
lava gem is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
lava gem is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
lava gem is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
lava gem is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant turns to dust.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant turns to dust.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant turns to dust.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant turns to dust.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant turns to dust.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant turns to dust.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
some stupid plant turns to dust.
some stupid plant is smashed to dust, but implodes back together.. barely.
Mandigal the Owl < Power from Norway > lets out a terrible wail which is cut
short by the disintegration spell.

Most bizarre reason for ignore so far: insulting somebody that were trying to
summonkill me. Most bizarre reason for ss-ban is still 'made wife leave
ss-owner in rl', though. 

Valentina swings her Ice cross and humbly utters ' $Lassum$ '
Fabric of space ruptures and VAST amount of energy combines into Valentina's
spell.
Valentina is bathed in bright light as heavenly choir plays celestial fanfare.
The universe halts as WRATH OF LAS thunders through Valentina's sparkling Ice
cross, cleansing Evilild's soul by vaporizing the body! (spam spam you die)
X 50, hrr..but finally the annoying thing died. Also witnessed most pathetic
pk attempt since the days of yatharis. 

106561: Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints        

and of course, since that wasnt enough pain for one boot:

Abigail, the abbess swings her Crosier of Angel and humbly utters ' $Lassum$ '
Abigail, the abbess is bathed in bright light as heavenly choir plays
celestial fanfare. The universe halts as WRATH OF LAS thunders  through
Abigail, the abbess's blazing Crosier of Angel, cleansing Evilild's soul by
vaporizing the body!
blaa blaa you dai

 1175656: Abbess Abigail leader of the convent              

Zerks tells you '"You managed to net 8 geeses! After a brief struggle, you
manage to pull them
on board."'
Zerks tells you 'I hijacked your flock!'

My geeses! :(

778046: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.         
1071226: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire       
1400206: a massive iron statue has come to life          

Zerks (party): You find a book about the plant green_moss: Green moss is
growing here. It is known to be a useless plant

Zerks tells you 'You find a book about Ggr!'
Zerks tells you 'Resourcefulness: Cunning Bastard'
Zerks tells you 'Learning Curve: Fast Learner'
Zerks tells you 'Inflation: Unknown'

(vault)

 1254704: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the

642473: Groll the Undead Overlord of Daemon troops     

 128408: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner    

Oglaf [newbie]: The help file says that I have to be a disciple of chaos in
order to join rangers...

maybe there is hope for the treehuggers after all!

601552: Nillirou the elven masterbard         

 966029: Jane, the Goddess 

You weave the Wrath with your hands and chant 'Khizanth Arachnidus Iracundus'
(spider wrath)
A wound opens on your palm and you guide the black blood at Prisoner!
A shower of black blood flies from Evilild's palm at Prisoner!
Prisoner manages to dodge your wrath partially!
Yes, he dodged, even though he was stunned! It is very much possible, it just
happened!

oki

Zerks cruelly growls 'I loved that when Shinarae was selling "1h of his time"
there once on wiz sale.'
You ask 'ohyea, what happened to that?'
Zerks cruelly growls 'Vendar was bidding up to 25m before gave up.'
Zerks cruelly growls 'he would have put shina to idle waiting for AJ for an
hour :D.'

my new hero

Shoaron [newbie]: im a duck....cant see in darkness...will it affect my
vision(sorry like to rp)

blobbi, didnt have to heal so didnt consider suicide this time

xxxxx tells you 'You carefully slip the drug to Spica while he is resting.'
xxxxx tells you ':D'
xxxxx tells you 'blah he didnt even notice, ill drug yyyyyy next :P'
xxxxx tells you 'how cant you notice pink elephant running into every room :D'

Zerks sneaks in from east.
Zerks drops 2 nice looking groupers, A nice looking bass, 3 nice looking
 perches, A nice looking icefish, A nice looking shad, 2 nice looking
 piranhas, 3 nice looking clams, A nice looking pike, 3 nice looking herrings,
 A nice looking caviar, A nice looking flying fish, 2 nice looking bluefishes,
 3 nice looking crabs, 3 nice looking blowfishes, a waterlogged boot, 2 nice
 looking croakers, 2 nice looking sea urchins, 2 nice looking sailfishes, 3
 nice looking oysters, 2 nice looking barracudas, A nice looking pinfish and A
 nice looking char.
Zerks hates grouper.
Zerks sneaks out east.
The grouper decomposes.

evil eye!

1002694: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the  

1319483: Lord Foul sits upon his throne           

628802: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan  

zoo

| Cure serious wounds             80% -  399     342   85.71% |


\wrists

necorp & friend

1417306: a huge lizard-like being, its eyes glittering with intelligence    |

[14:07]:Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Twoweeks. 
[14:09]:Twoweeks [newbie]: I want to be a paladin. 

DEMONS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING DEMONS completed!
+ poor little razzie

1147814: Hazelfire the demon lieutenant
1276599: a fire elemental, the embodiment of inferno 

831197: a large cobalt green dragon with a forked tail

1440890: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder   

Zerks tells you 'wtf :P'
Zerks tells you 'just checked alias i have and:'
Zerks tells you ''satan' is aliased to 'kohothegreat'.'
Zerks tells you 'i deny everything!'

Molotov tells you 'please don't wear that hat in party, it messes up my client
:D'

648140: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon  

1078946: Nithem the Lich, skeletal figure in blood red robes       

1255981: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
universe

656143: Aniengo the colourful and happy fairy dragon

 1443027: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder      

418609: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders

zoo without tarm, for some  weird reason everybody lived + got some ugly cape

511060: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos

982254: the fairy queen in stunning black and green evening dress 

130213: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer  

*********** (party): Alandrian tells you 'I tried talking on this tales
channel that you mentioned (typing things like "tales Meow"), but it doesn't
seem to exist.'
*********** (party): being a loremaster is sometimes tough

543742: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos   
(with cash for once)

220219: Trilloch Haz-gon the grey Elf   

Sigh (party): I just remember when Martow was dark meditating, and then
someone came in and tinned his body.
Sigh (party): Probably happened a lot.

"good old days"

Atomska@hcbat tells you 'hey, you know perhaps whats that psimastery cloak you
were selling 2y ago?'

"best overrating of my memory so far" AND "most certain this is just a echo
and then it wasnt", in one tell

1276355: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability    

tells you '[15:47]:Blayke {party}: where is hauhto'
tells you '[15:47]:Hauhto [party]: at sea, next to ship'
tells you '[15:48]:Hauhto [party]: explore legs+golem'
tells you 'love this party =D'

1037162: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens

zoo, worst loot in history, probably just cause I leaded :/
.,

1318339: lesser demon of draen-dalar  
No registered deaths.
*faints*

Grizzt tells you 'ffs'
Grizzt tells you 'summer cottage simulator'
Grizzt tells you 'all clothes are cold and wet'

TREEHUGGA

1333590: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows          

825507: the black reaver is here searching for his prey   

You score a KILLING BLOW on Monolith!
You feel you have released **MEGA** quantities of destructive energy.

You tell Kragan 'oh, I forgot you birthed'
Kragan tells you 'sometimes i forget too, then a smurf kicks my ass and i
remember'

Livingstone + TREEHUGGER

1254831: Jane, the Goddess

1388542: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows   

You are making progress! You are getting accustomed to your weapon,
Nundefiler. It seems the weapon lacks all the qualities of a weapon.

PROGRESS!!!

You boom 'Tha fuckin vandals of Kharim is tha elite cohort whose task the shit
is ta demoralize th opponent. Dey r tha ones who made a name fo demselves by
bein tougha than tha toughies and smartah than th smarties and it is only fair
dat us honour th legacy dat dey have left us. Bein a fucking highly
specialized and elite  group, tha shit is not common ta meet a fucking vandal,
let alone live one. If u eva happen ta stumble upon a fucken vandal soul, do
yarself a fucken favour and listen ta wot th fuck has ta say.'
Zerks seems utterly bored about the subject.
Hipander seems utterly bored about the subject.

1081546: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie 

New and so far unknown stormfall special:

Marrow tells you 'wtf stormfall'
Marrow tells you 'turn of the spam?'
Marrow tells you 'turn of the spam !!!'
Marrow (party): that fucking wepspam can be turned off
Marrow (party): well i can gag , but usually when i gag something , it gags
all mud output...
Marrow (party): that spam is just fucking useless, thats why it was tuned so
it can be turned off
Marrow (party): well ill try to fucking gag that axe then , if i dont respond
ive managed to gag mud
Marrow (party): thats not the thing
Marrow (party): thats fucking useless spam
Marrow (party): replace me then
Marrow left the party.

Melcross aqs.

Marrow tells you 'wtf , sun set and no mobs here !!!'
Marrow tells you 'this fucking area sucks off donkey cocks'
Boggy shouts 'Let's do that again sometime, Marrow!'
Info: Marrow dies.

Tom Bombadil rebels against you, and manages to escape from your grasp.
:(

Woocca tells you 'and leading with tarm is exactly like this:
Woocca tells you 'http://www.flashgames247.com/play/13490.html'

1376719: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows  

766138: Haticko, the 35th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting demon  

everfighting indeed

The ice gorgon's eyes send forth a long stream of crackling blue-white energy
at Murrough!
Murrough reflects the beam!
Ice gorgon is frozen solid in a block of ice!
Murrough hugs her own Mirror breastplate <red glow>.

zooo, lost dice, whee!

Those who work in creepy government offices should NOT use their work phones
to try to get hold of innocent ppl to ask about the price of ugly pink lamps.
:/

513691: Koy, the bald and vengeful, kobold wizard 

You label A black forge of chaos labeled as Deria Falha's property as OUT OF
ORDER.
There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
Swordsmith's hut.
The furniture in the hut is very rough and it is very likely that this place
is not meant for living, but for work. Even so, there is a bed, some chairs
and a table. There's also a forge, which seems to be the most vital tool for
the smith. Next to it, there's a wooden cask that seems to contain logs and
bark.
Obvious exit is: out.
A black forge of chaos labeled as OUT OF ORDER
Deria Falha, the swordsmith, working with the furnace
You are now in brave mode.
Deria Falha beats the steel with his hammer.
Deria Falha smirks evilly.
Deria Falha relabels the forge.

:(

Hoarfrost [newbie]: I made an apparatus and then pushed the button and a bunny
two chipmonks and an aaggro. termite and ant came running out which one
poisoned me the ant or the termite?

Todays FAIL... 

(Running into turbo blocker and waiting for dimdoor..)
Beast good shape [gs] (85%)
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.1   Evilild       fol  369(1001)  101( 285) 266(400) |  80 |      1282333
|
| 1.3   Voi           fol  856(1196)   -4(  -4) 403(427) | 100 |      1445198
|
| 2.1   Luca          fol  471( 471)  396(1363) 346(250) | 100 |      1457134
|
| 2.3   Zartak        ldr  468( 505)  414(1819)  86(248) |  92 |      1739978
|
| ?.?   Marrow       dead    1(1080)  403( 487) 322(409) |  74 |      1208950
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Voi slows down and dodges the enemy just in time.
*****************************************************
You are about to DIE!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
H:115/1001 [-254] S:101/285 [] E:266/400 [] $:0 [] exp:587397 []
You attack and immediately hit her stomach, throwing a crimson spray!
Beast slightly hurt [sh] (80%)
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.1   Evilild       fol  115(1001)  101( 285) 256(400) |  80 |      1282333
|
| 1.3   Voi           fol  856(1196)   -4(  -4) 374(427) | 100 |      1445198
|
| 2.1   Luca          fol  471( 471)  396(1363) 346(250) | 100 |      1457134
|
| 2.3   Zartak        ldr  468( 505)  414(1819)  86(248) |  92 |      1739978
|
| ?.?   Marrow       dead    1(1080)  403( 487) 322(409) |  74 |      1208950
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
You are not doing anything at the moment.

(But wait!  I got rheal!!)
You must wait 31s.
Voi starts concentrating on a new skill.
Luca draws the frames of a door in the air and utters 'prtolala offf pwerrrr'
(dimension door)
A dimensional rift appears.
A dimension door appears.
H:115/1001 [] S:101/285 [] E:256/400 [-10] $:0 [] exp:587397 []
Zartak utters the magic words 'vorek ky taree' (paralyze)
Zartak fails to paralyze Beast.
*****************************************************
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
Luca [report]: [ Evilild has gone UNCONSCIOUS! ]
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
Zartak {report}: Evilild goes uncon!( setting up command ddd)
Zartak leaves dimension.
Voi leaves dimension.
Luca leaves dimension.
Zartak's disc floats after him.
Beast utters the magic words 'vorek ky taree' (paralyze)
Beast paralyzes you with her mind.
It doesn't hurt as much as it normally does!
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
GgrTF: !!! Luca is now in 1st row !!!
*****************************************************
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
.,

(20:48) Alakhai tells you 'do you remember how to get out of old fort? i think
there was a single room where it is possible to teleport, but can't find it'
(20:48) You tell Alakhai 'I usually went and pestered some mob and it threw me
out of the window'
(20:50) You tell Alakhai 'one using a winch or something'
(20:50) You tell Alakhai 'you try to do that and it gets pissed :P'
(20:51) Alakhai tells you 'hmm'
(20:51) You tell Alakhai 'or just make somebody yell outside'
(20:52) Alakhai tells you 'found the mob, but 'pester guard' didn't work so i
attacked it and at same moment two other guards came in and i attacked the
wrong guard and they all agroed'
(20:52) You tell Alakhai ':D'
(20:52) You tell Alakhai 'I didnt meant that silly..you try to use its winch
:D'
(20:52) Alakhai tells you 'adslfkjasdf'
(20:52) You emote to Alakhai 'rolls on the floor laughing at you.'
(20:53) Alakhai tells you 'i'm not that bright, you know?'
Commander roars victoriously as Alakhai dies shamefully!
Info: Alakhai dies.

Think of this next time you sit on the fat bastards lap to get yet another
iron boot or booze or 'frightening yellow hat'..

[21:20]:Hair [bat]: hmm, santa, big man in a red suit....workshop full of
little 'elves' 
[21:20]:Quegon [bat]: the 'jolly' ol' fat man loves boys and girls... 
[21:20]:Hipander [bat]: but santa only give to the GOOD kids 
[21:20]:Quegon [bat]: climbs down chimneys at night and leaves them little
presents... 
[21:21]:Zhaz [bat]: hard "packages" 
[21:21]:Derklare [bat]: from his "sacks" 
[21:22]:Hipander [bat]: "hohoho, santa has a hamster in his pockit, little
one, want to pet santas  hamster?" "uh oh, now the hamster womited" 

1062464: a large cobalt green dragon with a forked tail  

First boot after kharim reinc..
From the present falls an iron short sword.

The kiss you blew on Priest's cheek flies back to your lips.
The cruelty of your actions replenishes your lost strength and increases your
attachment to Chaos.
H:339/832 [+1] S:390/390 [] E:270/314 [+1]

*rules*

You ask 'want blood seeker on yours?'
Azgaroth nods his head, yeah, sure.
Azgaroth gives you Black Reaver's Axe labeled as (Azga) <red glow> and
Stormfall, the infernal double-edged axe of the Dawning Twilight labeled as
(Azga) <crimson glow>.

Grim voice echoes inside your head 'I will NOT serve any wench..'
Mocking voice continues inside your head 'Take this, BITCH!'
That really HURT!
Your skin is CHARRED severely!
You are knocked off your mount!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.

THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST completed!
You bow your head and concentrate on the destructive energies you have
collected.
You are an Ultimate Reaver -- chaos and destruction made flesh!
You have 666.343% of the energy needed for this final stage.

As you try to enter the huge mouth of the willow, it bursts 
into a gnarling laughter and BITES YOUR HEAD OFF. OUCH!!!
That really HURT!
You are knocked off your mount!

<3 unholy cathedral

Satan's claw will kill all it meets.
The horror of this claw will frighten many.
He excellent shape [es] (90-100%)

(altarboy)
He looks short, and he like to kick ass
It slightly hurt [sh] (65-80%)

This dead lover jumped to his death and is still mad.
It good shape [gs] (80-90%)

This slave looks very BIG and mean.
He's the last of the real ass kickers left in the cathedral.
It excellent shape [es] (90-100%)

This soul eater looks big and round.
It's going to have your soul soon!
It noticeably hurt [nh] (50-65%)

Death's child is known to kill all it sees.
It good shape [gs] (80-90%)

This old witch has blood in her eyes and wants you dead.
She slightly hurt [sh] (65-80%)

an evil troll from hell wants you to die.
She good shape [gs] (80-90%)

The Nuncio is now evil and wants your corpse.
He is a real fat bastard and will feast on your soul.
He near death [nd] (0-10%)

The headless Pope is very angry and he wants to kill.
He excellent shape [es] (90-100%)

Dockuolema tells you 'is that your picture in your finger-info?'
( http://www.bat.org/u/KCZ )

|                   |  You are standing on a street in E'siris. The
cobblestone
|                   |  road narrows here and you have to squeeze your way
|                   |  through. 'SVEN KNULLAR KILLARNA' is burned into the
west
|       ##@##       |  wall.  Above you is a warm, slowly moving, clear night
|       #...#       |  sky. A breeze blows around you. A third quarter moon
| ####  #...#  #### |  hangs in the sky.
| #...==#...#==...# |  
| ...#  #...#  #... |  
| ####  #...#  #### |  
<---------v--------->  
A huge alabaster archway (open)
a brass street lamp (glowing)
'Nundefiler', a flaming wyrm [Yours]
Sven Allapojker, the nordic golem

xxxxxxxxx tells you '[21:04]:Tarken <wiz>: Whee, entering a contest for 2 free
round tickets to anywhere in the world with really good odds.'

[02:36]:Blacksmith [nightlife+]: so i am back in -07 in exp, i got like 2% of
the cash i had back then and i am stuck with ship thats name i can't change
thus i really don't want to use. top of that, i really don't have the time to
try learn do exp in these continents. 
[02:37]:Evilild (nightlife+): what kind of ship name is so bad you cant use
the ship cause of it? 
[02:37]:Evilild (nightlife+): that sounds really impressive 
[02:37]:Blacksmith [nightlife+]: one that carrys your ex's name. 
[02:37]:Nikana [nightlife+]: make an alias for what you would like the ship to
be named. 
[02:37]:Redux [nightlife+]: LOL. 
[02:38]:{nightlife+}: Ens laughs out loud. 
[02:38]:Ens {nightlife+}: that's almost as bad as a tattoo. 
[02:38]:Shadodragn [nightlife+]: LOL 
[02:38]:Blacksmith [nightlife+]: Almost except i am a sailor so it bites even
harder. 
[02:39]:Shadodragn [nightlife+]: sell it 
[02:39]:Shadodragn [nightlife+]: and buy another one 
[02:39]:Redux [nightlife+]: At least you didn't get her name tattoo'ed on
you... 
[02:39]:Ens {nightlife+}: what class is she? 
[02:39]:Evilild (nightlife+): nono, then he'd have to watch somebody else
putter around with his ex 
[02:39]:Blacksmith [nightlife+]: She is no fucking class. 
[02:39]:Shadodragn [nightlife+]: you mean on his ex 
[02:39]:Evilild (nightlife+): on, in, with.. 
[02:39]:Blacksmith [nightlife+]: see evil got a grasp there. 

[17:29]:Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Gtninja. 
[18:14]:Gtninja [newbie]: How do i level up 
[18:51]:Gtninja [newbie]: what is the command for quest list  ??? 
[18:56]:Gtninja [newbie]: How do i start an task 
[19:16]:Gtninja [newbie]: how do i open up an door ?? 
[19:25]:Gtninja [newbie]: is there sound on BATMUD 
[19:33]:Gtninja [newbie]: how do i use my fishing rod 
[19:48]:Gtninja [newbie]: Where do i hunt spiders ??? 
[19:52]:Gtninja [newbie]: where do i hunt spiders 
[20:00]:Gtninja [newbie]: where do i join my race guild 
[20:02]:Gtninja [newbie]: wheres the adv-guild ??? 
[20:03]:Gtninja [newbie]: Yeah im kinda lost 
[20:05]:Gtninja [newbie]: GET ME OUT OF HERE !!!! 
[20:05]:Evilild (newbie): quit real 
[20:05]:Euno [newbie]: use your newbie crystal? 
[20:06]:Gtninja [newbie]: it says i dont know that skil ???? 
[20:08]:Gtninja [newbie]: how do i take off my crystal 

....

Alakhai tells you 'i must say i'm impressed by that very well developed way to
use multiple question marks. if you use three or four marks it means that you
really, really need answer, with just one question mark you're obviously
asking the question just for the sake of asking'

Alakhai tells you 'i just fingered gtninja and i must admit i'm laughing my
ass off :D'

Gtninja ASSASSIN is a level 13 mortal of the Human race.

Ghost of Zerks tells you 'hum im dead it seems :P'
Ghost of Zerks tells you 'wonder what happened, put speedwalk, zmud crashed
and im in hell :P'

most stopid bird ive seen when we were in helsinki hakaniemi beach, there were
a lot of ducks, and my friend dipped some wine into a bread and fed one duck
some... twas pretty weird when it started acting tough and started ossing
other ducks, then it had a raving looney attack and it started coming after
us, and we had to flee the spot bcause of that damn crazy bird :P:P

was bit like batmuds newbiezoo at lvl 2

(Hipander on ducks)
.,

Ahvensurma [nightlife+]: heres batmud : idle idle idle, chat, try to get some
action on sales/wanted channel, idle,idle,idle,boredom,idle,idle,ultimate
boredom,wanted again,idle,idle,party,idle,idle,chain 1+enter command,repeat,rep
eat,repeat, repeat for hour,idle,idle,idle, ...

Blayke {nightlife+}: here is ahvensurma/marrow: join party,idle idle idle
idle, blayke screams: YOU LAZY FUCK, enter fireplace,idle idle idle idle idle
BLAYKE SCREAMS YOU LAZY FUCK, press f1, idle idle idle idle idle accept raise,
idle idle idle accept raise BLAYKE SCREAMS YOU LAZY FUCK press f1, idle idle
PROFIT

Walciz tells you 'idiots, they strike when you least expect it'
Tarken has decided to put your loyalty towards him to a test.  He has
materialized statues around the realm of Batworld and is waiting for your
response.  As all of you know, Tarken can be generous to his friends but he is
very frightening as an enemy.  `Help event worship' for more information.

Group: society.nightlife+ (#741/744)
From: Blayke (Lvl: 100 Age: 2y, 152d, 17h, 33min and 25s)
Subject: commands
Date: Wed Sep 30 22:07:17 2009
Rating: 0 Votes: 0

EVERYONE who plays with me must make the following commands:
sring' is a command-alias to 'wear replacing jade ring;store 600 sp in jade
ring;give jade ring to blayke

'tring' is a command-alias to 'wear replacing jade ring;12 restore sp from
jade ring;remove jade ring;give jade ring to blayke'
If you don't make those commands and I have to tell you to make them you will
get yelled at, and eventually you wont be taken to partys.

Goodbye.
---------------

From: Era (Lvl: 75 [Wizard] Age: 9y, 157d, 2h, 34min and 36s)
Subject: Jade ring
Date: Thu Oct 01 13:06:03 2009
Rating: 0 Votes: 0

...was modified a bit. The storage is personal from now on, instead
of a common pool. Having multiple owners is taxing for the serpents
of the ring, so whenever they start serving a new master, the storage
from all the previous masters is reduced.

-Era of tunes

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|    100128: Goldberry, The Fair River-Daughter is here.                      
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|    2366: A small willow-tree grows here.                                   
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|    7734: An Old Gnarled Willow stands here firmly.                         
|
|    8270: An Old Gnarled Willow stands here firmly.                         
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|  191765: The Old Man Willow has been standing here for ages.               
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|  104889: Goldberry, The Fair River-Daughter is here.                       
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|    6283: Rolf the Dwarf Timberjack sobs here miserably.                    
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|    2142: A small willow-tree grows here.                                   
|
|    2792: A small willow-tree grows here.                                   
|
|    6232: An Old Gnarled Willow stands here firmly.                         
|
|    1727: A small willow-tree grows here.                                   
|
|  158241: The Old Man Willow has been standing here for ages.               
|
|    2027: A small willow-tree grows here.                                   
|
|    2436: A small willow-tree grows here.                                   
|
|    7865: An Old Gnarled Willow stands here firmly.                         
|
|  988998: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.                   
|
|   91340: Goldberry, The Fair River-Daughter is here.                       
|
|   79151: Goldberry, The Fair River-Daughter is here.                       
|
|    4757: Rolf the Dwarf Timberjack sobs here miserably.                    
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|    2007: A small willow-tree grows here.                                   
|
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repops ftw

think
--------------------------------'
 F - Friends list count
 O - Other lists count
 T - Total lists count

woe, \wrists, etc

This is for Gurth:

From: Gurth
Date: Thu Aug 07 18:59:50 2008
Subject: hihi
--------------------------------------
(18:45) You tell Bazil 'any desc?'
(18:45) Bazil tells you 'w/e u want use your imagination!'
(18:52) Bazil tells you 'omfg ur a fucking bitch'
(18:52) You tell Bazil 'why :O'
(18:52) Bazil tells you 'You see nothing special.'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'it's a huge umbrella, made of diamond. the guy who
wields this must be very'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'tough to survive carrying such a ghey item. it
protects especially well from'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'unicorns and rainbows.'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'This weapon is a full shield, created by Gurth.'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'This full shield is in good condition.'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'It looks heavy.'
(18:53) You tell Bazil 'you are unhappy? :('
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'idc really but ya kinda!!'
(18:53) You tell Bazil 'it says you are tough!'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'and that im gay'

1246546: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the 

You tell Pyggins 'I'm trying to knit a mitten'
Pyggins tells you 'sounds tricky'
Pyggins tells you 'my mom tried that once, but forgot to put a thumb'
Pyggins tells you 'and still made me wear :('
Pyggins tells you 'to this day I refuse to wear any gloves'

Soulkeeper tells you 'I'll never reinc nun again, EVER'

Dralith rides in on a small tricycle, gets off and puts it in his hat.
Dralith pulls on some device causing a small pop.
Dralith's devices blows a huge cloud of glitter all over you.
Dralith pulls a tricycle out of his hat and rides off.

(somebody tell me if I should be scared)

|   12677: Evilild the Titan (riding)                                        
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|    5865: Bazil Broketail the Thrikhren                                     
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|   24585: Paimon Skullfuck the Minotaur                                     
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|   13819: Yorkaturr Neurodaemon the Drow                                    
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|   11386: Byleth the Gnome                                                  
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|   16461: Gorge Typo the Skeleton                                           
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|   13315: Canttura the Troll                                                
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|   21457: Byzant Magid the Draconian                                        
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|   19137: Morstor Motorbreath the Lizardman                                 
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|    9611: Rauskis Is the Thrikhren                                          
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|    6954: Greath the Ent                                                    
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|   19082: Murgan Murjaani the Skeleton                                      
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|    6529: Auros Masters the Duck                                            
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|    9006: Zarx Zealous the Vampire                                          
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|   10813: Toum Unaskut the Elf                                              
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|    4796: Kori LORD the Ogre                                                
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|   15013: Jacen Solo the Titan                                              
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|    3206: Leeko Palikka the Cyclops                                         
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|    6805: Rhoads Randy the Duck                                             
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|    7412: Alcal Batt'iery the Elf                                           
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|   17547: Venine Wiima the Human                                            
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|   12926: Morpher Cynical the Elf                                           
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|    8331: Zagarus Damned the Drow                                           
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|   15211: Azura the Ent                                                     
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|   17468: Nix the Human                                                     
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|    9783: Kawasa Sekawa the Merfolk                                         
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|   15923: Crymia the Giant                                                  
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|    8955: Balroc HDLDRM the Leprechaun                                      
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|    9130: Marzo Marley the Elf                                              
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|   14435: Alder Batt'iery the Gnome                                         
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|   10528: Velter the Catfolk                        

cackle

[22:28]:Kheldor [wanted]: barsos not to be too small to climb trees. shouldnt
that be a 
    racial special 
[22:28]:Kohothegreat {wanted}: yeah if they see ent they cant move from room 
[22:28]:Kheldor [wanted]: barso magnets, mmm 
[22:28]:Ack (wanted): I don't want them humping my branch 

Your '0' keeps you from using the portal.

..ok

Gorge [bat]: should give them both a tp, nazrix from getting so intoxided taht
he puked in kawasa bed and kawasa for having to clean it up
Grizzt awards Kawasa 1 points for completing 'Finnish hospitality' task.
Malar awards Kawasa 1 points for completing 'Finnish hospitality' task.

[01:39]:(nightlife+): Player-1077 meeps loudly. 
[01:39]:Player-1722 [nightlife+]: what the hell? 
[01:39]:Player-1023 {nightlife+}: oh nice channs broke again 
[01:39]:Player-8255 (nightlife+): crash helmets 
[01:39]:Player-12146 [nightlife+]: woo 
[01:39]:Player-16866 [nightlife+]: Uhh ohh. 
[01:39]:Player-19346 [nightlife+]: heh 
[01:40]:Hobo (nightlife+): <3 
[01:40]:Rigger [nightlife+]: 20k if someone can identify me. 

Amd (wanted): this must be the worst attempt ever from someone to kill me
Amd (wanted): Cordoba tells you 'Summoning you...'

xxxxxxx tells you 'cordoba rocks =)'

WHY SHOULD NUNS GET ALL THE FUN? completed!
RIOT TOUR completed!

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!

After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the entrails of a worm
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Evilild!!!!!
You just won the Lottery! You recieve 8220218 experience as the award!

4926: Wandering zombie of Nundefiler         

Targets of race spide are added to your list.

Marrow tells you 'i just gotto keel 1 more mob and i get ring'
Marrow tells you 'heh that was fastest 80k exp i ever made'
Marrow tells you '4 minutes and keeled the lockers'
You tell Marrow (dying) 'how much to do before birth?'
Raven Guard shouts 'Marrow bites the dust!'

broker jimai 1

Item: blacck leather briddle
Description: 100k
Price: its my description

,--------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Time             Killed by                                               |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 27 Jul - 15:36   Gorge Typo the bony Skeleton stabs you < B U B B A >    |
| 27 Jul - 15:37   Saint Nora, embodiment of goodwill                      |
| 28 Jul - 02:56   huge, imposing looking orc male                         |
| 28 Jul - 02:58   huge, imposing looking orc male                         |
| 28 Jul - 03:07   huge, imposing looking orc male                         |
| 28 Jul - 03:23   huge, imposing looking orc male                         |
| 28 Jul - 03:26   huge, imposing looking orc male                         |
| 28 Jul - 03:34   huge, imposing looking orc male                         |
`--------------------------------------------------------------------------'

I've had days I've been more proud of

Evilild rolls: 1.
No belt either :(

"Wonder if nora still has me on ignore"
tell nora wail?
Nora cackles gleefully at you.
Lightning splits the sky as you get punished for your behaviour.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.

*am smart*

You watch with selfpride as your word of spite hits Nora.
Nora hits Evilild thrice crushing the skull, forcing brain tissue to fly out.
You die.

Nora shouts 'I am still giving out blessings. Tell me bless to receive one, if
you haven't already!'
tell nora dai
Can not tell: Nora (ignored - repeated message?)

:(

Zerks whispers sweet words of love to her own black shirt with a text
'Highbies suck'.
Zerks cruelly growls 'oh damn its -4 cha.'
Zerks exclaims 'oh well its worth it!'

[12:02]:Zard (legion+): why cant i get anymore levels in barb oogga saying im
barb but no friend 
[12:02]:Zard (legion+): i dont remember this 
[12:03]:Crymia [legion+]: you need the ring? 
[12:03]:Zard (legion+): no im stuck at lvl29barb he wont advance me anymore 
[12:03]:(legion+): Zard pokes his own signet ring of the Alliance. 
[12:03]:Dargund [legion+]: you need barb ring 
[12:03]:(legion+): Zard pokes his own Barbarian Ring of Friendship (useless).

Velter [newbie]: does higher exprate give more exp or lower give more?

Subject: that damn joke!!
-----------------------
(01:37) You tell Soulkeeper 'this is a joke from old days..there was this
salesman that travelled around and sold kettles and such, and one day he
wanted to go out to this island to sell
stuff. trouble is, there was no bridge, so ppl told him to pay somebody to row
him across..'
(01:38) You tell Soulkeeper 'so he walks along the shore and sees a man
repairing a boat, with several half repaired boats around, and some finished
ones, and walks up to him and asks to be rowed to the island..and they agree
on a price and all'
(01:39) You tell Soulkeeper 'they get in the boat, and the man starts rowing,
but after a while the salesman starts to wonder about how to get back off the
island. So he asks the man, and he says he'll be visiting friends on the
island. "Just ask anybody for me when you want to get back, they all know me
there", he said.'
(01:41) You tell Soulkeeper 'The salesman then asks for his name, and the man
says "I'm Johan", but gives no surname, so the salesman asks what he is called
more, since every other guy is called Johan'
(01:42) You tell Soulkeeper 'but johan doesnt answer, just looks grumpy and
rows a bit more..then he asks: "When you walked along the shore, you saw the
boats I were repairing?" The salesman says yes, and Johan continues.. "but
they dont call me Johan the boatbuilder, nope"'
(01:44) You tell Soulkeeper (offline) 'Then he rows a bit more, without saying
anything, and by this time they are getting close to land on the island. Johan
pauses a bit to point out some
very nice boathouses on land: "see those boathouses? I built those, but they
dont call me johan the boathousebuilder, either"'
(01:46) You tell Soulkeeper (offline) 'the salesman doesnt have time to ask
again before johan points out a fence running along the shore, and again says
in a complaining voice: "I built
that fence too, but nobody calls me johan the fencebuilder either. But if you
fuck ONE sheep!... "'
(01:46) You tell Soulkeeper (offline) 'aww, offline :D'
Sending mail...
Done.

There will be no escape!!

Zerks prepares some fishing nets.
Zerks starts concentrating on a new skill.
Evilild (party): yay!!
Zerks nets a bunch of robins and pulls them in.
Zerks (party): i fished you some robins :P
Zerks (party): for your steed
Evilild (party): gimme!!
Zerks gives you 15 nice looking robins.
You roll on the floor laughing.
Zerks (party): oh and they handle as "fish" :D
Evilild (party): :D
Zerks (party): cause they are FISHED ldo

In the series of "good longdescs"...

Nosunrise [legion+]: whoa this The fiery Warhammer of the Builder <red glow>
has the best desc:
Nosunrise [legion+]: Warhammer

look at pope:
The headless Pope is very angry and he wants to kill.
He noticeably hurt [nh] (50-65%)

This one is for woocca:

[01:23]:Pelend [legion+]: By the way, why do crimsos have so little sex? It's
hard to pound while you're grappling.
[01:23]:Pelend [legion+]: I'll go slit my wrists now. 
[01:24]:Kohothegreat {legion+}: well crimson have only 20 grapling so they
fail in that too:( 
[01:24]:Arno (legion+): And that sad skill never works on mobs :( 
[01:24]:Pelend [legion+]: Just like happens to me at home. "Your target
squirms away." 
[01:24]:Arno (legion+): "squirms" does not sound good in this context 
[01:24]:Pelend [legion+]: Indeed it doesn't. 

Your steed attacks a deep fried slush of Blood red demon in a frenzy.
Your steed drives the soul out of a deep fried slush of Blood red demon and
feeds on it! The soul wails in 
    terror!

1088404: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability 

Alexandra has been DESTROYED!
Day of Chaos bonus! You are given a gift from the Chaos Powers.

You are carrying 10.4 kg of equipment:
You are carrying no coins.
a low-cut cranberry loincloth
(chaos powers = overrated)

You have been destructed by Ulath.
Evilild the Titan turns into a pile of dust.

:(

This is it, the ultimate evil deed - the taking of life of an intelligent
being. You stab the sleeping 
    victim repeatedly, not stopping until you hit a bone badly, breaking the
dagger with a snap. Blood 
    flies. The inquisitor is dead, and his corpse turns to dust as the strong
poison does its work.
Inquisitor removes an original polka-dot pair of shorts.

This folded, pointy, black cookie was made by the infamous and deadly Moo Shoo
Ninja Death Bakers of Aiiiiieee. Rumor has it, it contains the horrible power
of 1000 curses, which will be unleashed upon the poor soul who opens it.
This item is in good condition.
It looks very light weight.

You eat Fortune Cookie of DOOM.
You have eaten the dreaded Fortune Cookie of DOOM!
You are struck with the one thousand curses inside! Oh woe!
You curse everyone to hell.

(had to)

Evilild (report): ,------------------------------------------.
Evilild (report): | Effect (Evilild)         | Lasts         |
Evilild (report): |==========================================|
Evilild (report): | Unstun                   | For now       |
Evilild (report): | Fortune cookie#72824     | 45s           |
Evilild (report): | Fortune cookie#72824     | 5min and 25s  |
Evilild (report): `------------------------------------------4

627277: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon 
677704: A towering demon, swathed in black

1367820: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits   

Thanks to heroic party.

GgrTF: WARNING! ALARM! HALB! ABUA! [ ring of lead ] broken!
Your ring of lead breaks into zillions of pieces.
Evilild (report): ALARM! HALB! ABUA! My ring of lead broke into pieces!

and in pretty colours, too! Thanks to ggr :D

scan all;pss;cast info
[20:13]:Azgaroth [party]: haven't seen any kc's yet
[20:14]:Flora (party): don't jinx it ,)
[20:14]:Trement (party): =)
[20:14]:Azgaroth [party]: already did :)
[20:14]:Azgaroth [party]: I don't wanna prot for nothing!
[20:14]:Evilild (party): yea, totally not asking for it
[20:14]:Evilild (party): :D
[20:14]:Trement (party): heard a rumor that it sometimes chains kd

(1 round into next run..) 
Soy fills up its cheeks with air and exhales 'krkx mar nak grttzt
gnatlnamauch' (killing cloud)
Soy hits Flora, Evilild, Azgaroth, Carnation and Nundefiler with its killing
cloud.

Garffin tells you 'you want to come help kill purple worm?'
Garffin tells you 'meet at mt. dwarves'
You tell Garffin (*busy*) 'cant tank shit atm, and in party, and no :P'
Garffin tells you 'cool'

ok..

You miss the enemy with your chaos bite.
You miss the enemy with your shining tentacle.
You miss the enemy with your fiery tentacle.
You miss the enemy with your burgle's horn.
You pitifully reach out to Aupro and barely scratch his body with the tip of
your claw.


me be hc spawn, fear

You have been RESURRECTED!
You enter the corpse.
You feel a bit older.
A mosquito sucks your blood!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.


"how mighty titans die"

Azgaroth tells you 'I'm not going to make tzarakk anytime soon. there's way to
get me ride a 
    uni-fucking-corn!'
Azgaroth tells you 'no way'
Azgaroth tells you 'ment to say'
Azgaroth tells you 'some slimy elves might ride unicorns, but I'm not gonna!'
Azgaroth tells you 'I fail to see reason why evil religious psychopathic
killers would ride  unicorns'
Azgaroth [tunes]: "The boon bestowed by Tzarakk on these followers takes the
form of a fell beast of pure evil, a faithful mount that feeds off Chaos,
which is its essence."    
    ...unicorns......
Azgaroth [tunes]: don't care what they look like. even most mutated unicorns
are for girls,  elves and hippies
Azgaroth [tunes]: unicorns are just too lame to get perverted enough
Azgaroth [tunes]: they have stupid horn and stuff

Couldnt agree more, now I'll have to solo rape souls in places where nobody
can see me for a good while :/

You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra' (word of spite) (word of spite)
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before Nundefiler.
Targets of type pony are added to your list.
Your word of spite hits Nundefiler.
You watch with selfpride as your word of spite hits Nundefiler.
Nundefiler panics and attempts to flee.
You are no longer leading Nundefiler.
Nundefiler leaves down.

birthed + back to tzarakkreaver

The bull scratches the ground with its hooves, preparing for a charge...
        ...and launches into full speed with its horns pointed at YOU...
               ...but you quickly jump away, leaving it stupefied, OLE!!

Grizzt awarded you 1 task points for completing 'Getting rid of annoyances'
task.

...and for you that managed to avoid knowing what this was about, this sort of
sums it up well:
You tell Halle 'since you ask..it was fucking horrible and annoying and the
guy singing it had a bloody violin + the biggest eyebrows in the world + femko
keeps telling me his mouth looks 'bj promising''

Morstor tells you 'you're eeevil twin of julie andrews'

zxxxxxxxxxxx... could have been worse

[21:32]:Malos {party}: (21:29) Gurth tells you 'yours was a small lollipop,
but it's cuter!'

[21:32]:Malos {party}: thank god i'm not split minded

Curath rewards His faithful servants.
You receive 22080 gold coins for slaying (poor innocent newbie)'
You feel Curath with you. A moment later you are some place else.

...
You should have killed (poor innocent BUGGY newbie) when you had the chance.
Hoarse whisper echoes in your head 'Great Curath is not pleased to your
actions.'
:(

Amra tells you 'at the risk of sounding gay, i'm totally full of sausages
AGAIN'

one of shittier zoo runs

Munkki tells you 'u got tiger leads ?'

697788: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter                                 
454877: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare     

You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Never pet a burning dog!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

raztax + zoo 4? days ago

488090: Aniengo the colourful and happy fairy dragon     
524161: Nillirou the elven masterbard     

Yet another "Evilild Makes TF-triggers"...

Ggr tells you 'in past I had not even thought that people might do things like
you have done, personally I just write stuff into files in editor, e.g. I've
never used TF's "/save" to save stuff. so it never, ever came to my mind that
this kind of stuff might happen.'

xxxxx tells you 'Blacksmith is really good writer. He always succeeds writing
that kinda post that makes me want to rip his head off... and really everytime
:)'

(1 min later)

Blacksmith [nightlife+]: you should see my Gfriends face when she reads my
texts. Shes studied fin literature. I get harder time from her than you ppl
ever get to manage.

[21:55]:Evilild [party]: can I intent habitses?
[21:55]:Blayke {party}: NOOOO
[21:55]:Blayke {party}: MY HABITESSES
[21:55]:Evilild [party]: :( !
[21:55]:Blayke {party}: how we gonna have kinky sex tongiht???
[21:56]:Nina [party]: dude.. after this suggesting something even remotedly
related to nuns will earn you few weeks selibacy

1484996: Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate    
990897: an angel, Principal of the Third Choir   
701105: Lady Isabel, the guardian of souls, lantern bearer of the Borders 
448456: A wheel of many eyes, blazing with flames of purity  
1246745: Cherub, a High Angel, enclosed in a crackling field of electricity 
599664: an omnipotent ruler, the legislative force of cosmos  
682041: a governing authority, the executive power of cosmos 
3136548: Seraphim, an Archangel High General of the First Celestial Triad  
117132: Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints      

Zerks tells you 'well anyway im 95% sure he still has me on ignore for
implying that hissubmax eq cannot be on awe cond like he said on sales :)'
Zerks tells you 'at least he had few days back when went to help some friend
on quest and Jrj was in party and couldnt see my writing in p say and had no
idea "why i wont say anything or reply to him" :D'

zoo, worst loot in known history

1233362: the fairy queen in stunning black and green evening dress   

kelnozz deaded

Gurth tells you 'well giev some suggestions what i should listen to'
You tell Gurth 'muah, satanic warmaster'
You tell Gurth 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkM5HOU6-E&feature=related'
Gurth tells you 'lol: This video is not available in your country.'
Gurth tells you 'stupid crap'
Gurth tells you 'suggested video instead: "Hugs with Lions"'
Gurth tells you '....'
Gurth tells you 'some therapy via youtube for disturbed little gurth'

| Sun Jan 04 01:59:08 2009, Stuff to do before birth:
| | 1) Get some kind of def torso? (henry prot down 18/1 *hopes*)
| | 2) Get some nice pokestick (lesser + necorp prots gone around 25/1)
| | 3) Find some dam foot/feet thingys to avoid using moccasins of hate
| | 4) Find something to replace my faithful emerald rings with?
| | 5) Get last xp needed
| | 6) Become very drunk some day I feel really really optimistic
| | 7) Birth 3
| | 8) Do a lot of the two things I hate most (exploring + quests)
| | 9) Regretting I ever did this and look for somebody else to blame

Still need def torso, dam rings, 30m xp + person to blame.

Puff of fiery smoke shakes with firey rage and yells 'fah relep krlnpth'
(immolate)
Suddenly flames shoot from the floor!
You burst into flames! Your gear is set ablaze!
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your ring of lead from getting
scratched.
GgrTF: !!! ring of lead got damaged! (fine) !!!
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your glove from getting scratched.
us sense of combat prevents your armband from getting scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your tunica from getting scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your ring from getting scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your executioner's hood from getting
scratched.
GgrTF: !!! arrow got damaged! (fine) !!!
GgrTF: !!! pastil got damaged! (fine) !!!
GgrTF: !!! gum got damaged! (excellent) !!!
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your pixy stix from getting
scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your Villa Antinori from getting
scratched.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your kerbholz from getting scratched.
Evilild [party]: kruik, my candy

Zerks tells you 'that bastard dested my christmas hat the last time i was
there'


1037039: lesser demon of draen-dalar     (damaged candy was avenged)

Why tiger guild is going to hell..

Tume gives you a lovely looking bouquet of flowers.
Tume gives you a small delicate cookie.
Tume (party): I'm so sorry for killing you
Tume (party): so i thought to bring you to beach
Tume (party): we can watch ferries going past
Tume (party): and shores
Tume gives you a Villa Antinori.
Tume (party): Sorry that i had to steal those flowers from graveyard
Tume (party): i bought you some chocolate too
Tume (party): but cant give it to you it seems to be coded that way :(
Tume sings beautifully to you.

xxxxx tells you 'you see this party I have now?'
xxxxx tells you 'just in case you're wondering, don't ever kill the amazon
council with them!'

1082148: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows 

+ kitti

879204: Rechendak, the Elementalist, Lord of the Cloud and the Giants  

129285: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner .

1319245: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead 

1386949: Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, LORD of the Dead  

815990: Wiespe the lecherous vampire      

545547: Nillirou the elven masterbard  

xxxxxxx tells you 'i'm coding and first thing i have done is a system to
restrict access from other wizards'
xxxxxxx tells you 'code is like garbage, you put it out for 1 sec and raccoon
that suspiciously looks like xxxxxx is rummaging through it'

847059: the black reaver is here searching for his prey   

703149: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold  

1272411: Umegord Cadelannon the Warrior King of Calythien                   |
1221541: Serrawyn Olardomos the Patriarch of Calythien    

zoooo

1025801: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector 
559836: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders      

1263946: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows  

999338: a floating bulk of darkness  
+ golux&friends

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| Time             Killed by                                               |
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| 04 Mar - 16:45   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 16:51   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 17:10   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 17:13   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 17:38   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 17:40   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 17:48   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 17:59   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 18:03   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 18:30   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 18:37   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 18:40   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 18:50   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 19:02   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 19:04   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 19:06   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 19:23   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 04 Mar - 19:25   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
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634301: the black reaver is here searching for his prey  

Ulver [party]: thanks for the party, I go pick up my complaint package from
the post, I bought a pack of vegetable sausages or some shit, which made me
sick and tasted horrible, I called the firm making em and returned em by mail
to them, they sent me few packs more as refund :D
Ulver [party]: a huge conspiracy against all vegetarians

zoo. 

Yet another unsellable mining axe, lacking one for barso set.

340508: Kraxthrax, commander of the orcish horde 
1282514: Baal-Naygash   

279935: disgusting simply humongous spiderlike being
..other one ran away

Note to self, dont banish demons in ships :(  

 1210453: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys  

1093363: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you    
982467: Lord Soth the Death Knight  

566660: Wiespe the lecherous vampire   

1008525: lesser demon of draen-dalar   

Blayke {nightlife+}: patrick is actually a kinda hard mob to be honest tho

Zerks tells Gurth and you 'I think for Jrj it was I commented him for claiming
a superbmax eq was
    in awe cond on sales and he was like "you area stupid" and ignored me :('

Spica tells you 'dont copy paste please'

(21:54) You tell Spica 'you should piss off less ppl'
(21:54) Spica tells you 'your first'
(21:54) You tell Spica 'ha ha'
(21:55) Spica tells you 'i dont like when ppl talk behind my back'
(21:55) You tell Spica 'just assume everybody hates you :D'
(21:55) Spica tells you 'you ruined my charecter by talking shit about me?'
(21:56) You tell Spica 'yep, I did all that all on my own in umm, less than 2
days'
(21:56) You tell Spica 'I'm good!'

gayprixes (GAY)

Big thanks to Halle :)

(15:05) Zerks tells you '(15:02) Aenir tells you 'i need help''
(15:05) Zerks tells you '(15:02) Aenir tells you 'how do i tell if a mosnter
is safe to attack''
(15:05) Zerks tells you 'Great white shark shouts 'Aenir dies from a single
blow, well almost at least!''

You tell Zerks 'good advice!!'

Malcom tells you 'a priest and a rabbi are at a wedding.  a young boy near
them bends over to tie his shoe'
Malcom tells you 'the priest looks at him and says 'man, i'd love to screw
him''
Malcom tells you 'that rabbi says 'out of what?''

1290116: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows 

zoo

Evilild rolls: 1.

Azgaroth tells you '*Bam | Protection from evilild     | 2min and 45s  |.

Valentina tells you 'Join us! You would unleash your full potential only in
the ranks of the nun guild!'
Grimoor tells you 'She's right. Leave the dark side at once!!'
Ramona tells you 'You could take tarmalen as 2nd guild. We're fun!'
Abigail, the abbess tells you 'Just put your application on my desk. I'll be
waiting for you!'

HRRRRR

Zerks tells you 'got email from my own address as sender'
Zerks tells you 'with title "Kim Kashardian loves it from behind"'
Zerks tells you '...'

kelnozzzzzz

899592: a floating bulk of darkness  

Gurth tells you 'coding the reward item for my great quest'
(5 seconds pass)
Game driver tells you: You have no heart beat !

the black reaver is here searching for his prey 

Glacius tells you 'i once tilted XXXXX on head at pizza place and half of the
customers+staff were calming me down'
Glacius tells you 'non bs/joke, its real'
Glacius tells you 'i was fucking hungry and bit drunk and some XXXXX started
to mock my pizza and were stupid drunkard at general'
You tell Glacius 'pizza mocking is serious'
Glacius tells you 'it is when you're eating and every time you CRUNCH u hear a
fucking comment how that meat or spice is so fcking bad and u should try MY
ULTIMATE CHOICE'
Glacius tells you 'and when u tell your favorite one, tha stupid guy doesnt
even listen'

necorp with friends

(19:10) You tell Kheldor 'hrr, I finally found a nice spider demon to borrow'
(19:10) You tell Kheldor 'but it turned out somebody else had borrowed it!!'
(19:10) You emote to Kheldor 'POINTS at you!!'
(19:10) You emote to Kheldor 'stabs a finger at you accusingly!!'
(19:10) Kheldor tells you 'fuck em'
(19:10) Kheldor tells you 'u got name'
(19:11) You tell Kheldor 'yes'
(19:11) Kheldor tells you 'sum n go ld till they give up using it'
(19:11) You tell Kheldor 'its the one you are using :D'

whee, razrax, whee

Name:         ubue-the-uber-25-letter-diimon
Might:        superb
Hit Points:   good              HP regen:     none
Spell Points: fair              SP regen:     superb
Endurance:    good              EP regen:     none
Hit Bonus:    fair              Def Bonus:    none              Dmg Bonus:   
none
Strength:     great             Dexterity:    fair              Constitution:
none
Intelligence: superb            Wisdom:       none
Resistances:
Physical:     none              Mystical:     none
Flame:        none              Frost:        none
Venom:        none              Shock:        none
Suffocation:  none              Mental:       none
Corrosion:    good
Metabolism:   superb

Skills and Spells:
shield_wall (mediocre  )
theory_of_pyromania (mediocre  )
trample (good      )
detect_poison (unknown   )
enhance_vision (great     )
shapechange (superb    )

The devil monkey of Halle whispers to you: To live in peace, one must be
blind, deaf and mute.

1314443: The ancient elemental Wyrm called Stifsim  
+ossi

1069631: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery  
616664: Nillirou the elven masterbard 

1139912: Dag Dag Schwingenator, ruler of Magerathia  

1160137: an ancient lich stares at you with hatred   
1281414: Tsapharani the Iron Golem   
1448099: Raoh the Destroyer   
+ 40000 skeletal knights, must they burn

Kirya tells you 'Str: Dazzling (198+++), Dex: Good (93+), Con: Incredible
    (140++), Int: Slight (33-), Wis: Slight (38-), Cha: Nice (73--), Siz: Big
    (64+)'
Kirya tells you 'with enrage+epower over 300str i think'
Potato farmer shouts 'Kirya is a LOSER!'

257273: a large spherical beholder hovers here  (KRUUUIK dested my holz :(()
159329: Trilloch Haz-gon the grey Elf     

You tell Spica (*bell*) '600k for pole ok? its awe'
Spica tells you 'hmm, it does mana dam right?'
You tell Spica (*bell*) 'yes'
You tell Spica (*bell*) 'long pole topped with blazing golden light (glowing)
<humming> <red glow>'
Spica tells you 'so that's shittyer than pr'
Spica tells you 'pr dam'
You tell Spica (*bell*) '...'
You tell Spica (*bell*) 'you want to buy it or not'

Zerks tells you 'guess what im doing :)'
Zerks tells you 'Revenging for all those whined piles of cloths and food, burn
orphans burn!'
Zerks tells you 'Sister Mabelle is slightly hurt (80%).'

1321986: a floating bulk of darkness  

Yar Kerbholz has the fuckin followin enemies marks:

45  Akira da fuckin aged Spirit Kin of Kara-Tur                     #2.
46  Th ancient elemental Wyrm called Stifsim                  #1.
47  Dag Dag Schwingenator, rewlr of Magerathia                 #2.
48  Umegord Cadelannon da fuckin Warrior Kin of Calythien          #1.
49  a fucking fuckin cunt clad in black silk glarin at yah in hostile maanner 
#1.
...

71  Krakenclaw th fuckin Mighty God of Thunda                       #8.
72  a fucking fucken large spherical beholdah howwuz here           #1.
73  a gorgeous lookin cunt clad in shadows                   #2.
74  a fucking fuckin black magic-eatin cloud howwuz around here     #2.

..ok..

[03:14]:Rifik [newbie]: What's the exact syntax to see your spite marks cuz
it's not showing anything for me.
[03:14]:Blayke the Helper (newbie): praya ta destruction at list or sumtin

1087932: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie 
907424: Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Highest Justice      

Rigger tells you 'Did you become a priest because you scare little boys?'

fear, etc

133396: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner 

blobicide

Stuff to do before birth:

1) Get some kind of def torso? (henry prot down 18/1 *hopes*)
2) Get some nice pokestick (lesser + necorp prots gone around 25/1)
3) Find some dam foot/feet thingys to avoid using moccasins of hate
4) Find something to replace my faithful emerald rings with?
5) Get last xp needed
6) Become very drunk some day I feel really really optimistic
7) Birth 3
8) Do a lot of the two things I hate most (exploring + quests)
9) Regretting I ever did this and look for somebody else to blame

(note to self, need to start looking for somebody to blame already now)

Tito [wanted]: Barbarian Ring of Friendship (useless) can it still be used to
join barb guild?

699866: the black reaver is here searching for his prey  
1519549: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder         
569793: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster 
+ some iron statue thingy

Evilild has survived the barrage of Hot potatoes.

*faints*

Rigger tells you 'now no-one will ever call you a noob again :)'

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1239770: Ix'ixixiblat the Taguethic, the skeletal Elder Dragon             
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

1305736: Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, LORD of the Necropolis  

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
|  139246: Reddist the lord of Reavers                                       
|
|      90: a bunny, cute and fluffy                                          
|
|   29271: a slender drake encircled by tall shadows                         
|
|  666497: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos                                   
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
           .

zooo with nice thingys!!! *faints*

[16:07]:Marrow (party): hehehe you should see when i open my turtle chest
[16:07]:Marrow (party): Got Heal From: (Asarus)
[16:07]:Marrow (party): i put abigail coif in it
[16:07]:Marrow (party): now all turtles are poking the coif
[16:07]:Marrow (party): im teaching them to hate nuns

GgrTF:  ---- SPELL DONE ----  in [1] rounds! [0m1s]
You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra' (word of spite)
Crap, Incarnation of Prosperity is immune!
*****************************************************
That really HURT!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

GgrTF: Various prots expire as you die!
You die.

1457826: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead   

Ggr [party]: it simply does not make any sense at all
Ggr [party]: not in the slightest
Evilild [party]: oh, I was just happy I managed to make it work
Ggr [party]: I'm not :D

"me makes tf triggers"

Acentaja raises his hand and clenches his fist very proudly and shouts 'HAIL
KHARIM!'
Acentaja slowly slits his throat with his fingertip and whispers 'You are
going to die.' to you.
Acentaja takes A Huge Frying Pan.
Acentaja looks at pan.
Acentaja removes a torch.
Acentaja starts concentrating on a new offensive skill.
You evade Acentaja's foul intentions and skillfully evade him.
Acentaja drops A Huge Frying Pan.


kharim must be proud

728323: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold    
483908: Nillirou the elven masterbard  
891474: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master  

[00:17]:Tim [bat]: I want to know who put me on a list called "handless" 
[00:17]:Mace (bat): :D 
[00:17]:Tim [bat]: accurate or not, I want to know who did it 

1553341: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder         

New areas explored: 1
:(

From the present falls a present wrapped in red paper.
(of course more crap)

1421627: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys

1119003: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men               

ossi

,--------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Time             Killed by                                               |
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| 15 Dec - 17:36   Malicaw The Bloody (undead)                             |
| 15 Dec - 20:40   Unknown assailant                                       |
| 15 Dec - 23:55   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:01   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:06   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:08   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:10   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:16   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:18   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:23   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:24   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:26   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:38   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:41   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:51   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 00:58   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 01:12   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
| 16 Dec - 01:23   the Grand Master Torturer                               |
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,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
|  152395: disgusting titan sized spiderlike being                           
|
|  950405: the Grand Master Torturer                                         
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

Freld calls for a dicing.
Evilild rolls: 100. (congrats to zerks!)

(and all involved spider demons are still alive and healthy :D)

[01:41]:Rauskis (wanted): does the pope shit in the woods 
[01:41]:Gileon the spawn [wanted]: only if there is someone to hear it happen 

458627: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders        

You wield A Huge Frying Pan in your right hand.

best gift so far this year!

zooooooooo

'Shadow leap + shadow trick with conceal = you're dead. Summon to any room
with a door I pick locked = you die. I can cast invis while I track and
conceal shadow trick, so if you run you better be able to make it to church
cuz I have 100% hiking with 580 eps...again, you die.'

Tigerses be scary!!

1290739: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens |
705444: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster                   

Blayke slaps Lear rotth on the cheek.
Anger exudes from Lear Rotth...
Lear Rotth screams 'INFIDEL!+'
He SMASHES Blayke making her fly through the air!
Blayke HANDLES flying out.
Blayke has moved to a new environment.

1492243: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits  

(after being totally raped by razzie..)
Ahvensurma [nightlife+]: would def almost anything :)

xxxx tells you 'nono now you got confused it was his second character at
razzie (naamafanta) ,)'


me apologizes!!

1070387: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles            
+ akira (won dice, the end is nigh etc)
+ melkiCCCrrrrrrrr

1313010: lesser demon of draen-dalar        .

Rarely anything as horrid as this eggshell shawl crosses your path... luckily!
This item is a present from santa to Evilild.

GgrTF: 'evil intent' -> shawl
That's totally useless garbage.

santa must think me has been bad :(

Murgan tells you 'and you think you haven't!?'

1292938: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala

1340870: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead        

1330007: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability 

apokk teh skeery diimon

1258548: Umegord Cadelannon the Warrior King of Calythien      
1229202: Serrawyn Olardomos the Patriarch of Calythien

keeled ozzy

847242: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter              
565599: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare 

(blog tarken)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Tue Nov 18 02:20:59 2008 [#42058]
| ,-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| | Material                    Amount in Kg           Actual Kg            |
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| | Adamantium                  24                     16.63                |
| | Alexandrite                 166                    128.074              |
| | Aluminium                   96                     72.012               |
| | Amber                       36                     29.798               |
| | Amethyst                    100                    63.06                |
| | Aquamarine                  268                    213.698              |
| | Basalt                      167                    143.508              |
| | Batium                      89                     86.959               |
| | Bloodstone                  68                     45.973               |
| | Bone                        209                    168.304              |
| | Carnelian                   99                     75.081               |

..etc etc etc..

| | Uranium                     56                     35.651               |
| | Vanadium                    96                     68.901               |
| | Zhentorium                  10                     14.577               |
| | Zinc                        275                    238.812              |
| | Zircon                      125                    85.678               |
| `-------------------------------------------------------------------------'
| | Total (Without woods)       8669                   6830.983             |
|  -------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| | Total (With woods)          9999                   8160.983             |
| '-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| -- Now thats what I call hardcore mining :)
| 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(inform last)
Fri Nov 21 22:33:33 2008 [general] by Shinarae
    Tarken was caught robot mining. When he comes back in December, he'll be
interested to know all his materials in the 
    exchange sold. It might have something to do with their reduced price of 1
gold per kg.


:D

[15:27]:Cordoba (legion+): anybody here know asmo area? 
[15:28]:Jrj [legion+]: area name again? 

ok..

zooo, stupid blob

Glacius tells you 'u has snow, ummmmmmmmm'
Glacius tells you 'me wants to go stamp tree plants with my sledge'

Troll quickly steps forward and pounds you, before you can move!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
w
A long highsteel wand (3/100) explodes!
A forked mahogany wand (3/100) explodes!
You hear ominous chanting from distance.
It almost sounds like Troll trying to be evil. Hah!
Ominous chanting echoes inside your head.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Troll tastes you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

mutter

1292511: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys         
628672: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster

265931: a large spherical beholder hovers here      

another great zoo run.. blob killed heppa, then heppa attacked me and then I
lost dice :(

3315: Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger
+ various newbie rangers

You take By-tor's bass guitar.
You rip out a raging riff!!

\,,/!

Drakhan says '+ You can 'play' it for a magical song once per hour.'
You wear well-made wood drum.
You attempt to play the drum.
Such horrible sounds come from the instrument! Ack!

\,,/

Jrj Rjr is a level 1 mortal of the Orc race.
He was created Mon Feb 11 22:10:40 2008 and he is 34d, 6h, 59min and 24s old.
He has been on for 8min and 28s, idle 25s.
Web page: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/caws.uk/SR/Holdfast_XI_gallery.htm
This player has a blog - last modified 9d, 3h, 18min and 58s ago. 
Plan:
>Grazzak tells Vandris and you 'they should make XP LEET'
>**q
>q

'help editor'.

1190207: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits    

"yay", of course was the only one to die AND of course diced last

The world seems to grow dark as Burglefloogah meets your gaze and gravely
intones 'Oblivion has come for you.'
You feel a bit nervous.

bad day :(

Dag Dag Schwingenator, ruler of Magerathia        1307767 

604500: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster          

dai treehuggers.

[14:36]:Pharm the spawn (bat): what do you do with the holy water in rescue
doria lq? 
[14:36]:Evilild the spawn [bat]: drink it before facing vampire 
[14:38]:Pharm the spawn (bat): shit, it aggroed. 
[14:38]:Evilild the spawn [bat]: ohnoes 
[14:38]:Evilild the spawn [bat]: I must have been wrong, how silly of me 
[14:38]:Pharm the spawn (bat): shit, it aggroed. 
[14:39]:Pharm the spawn (bat): shit, it aggroed. 

Gurth tells you 'could've been a crit, but whatever'
Gurth tells you 'You shaft Sprite.'

zooooooooooooooooooooo

A jeweled crystal wand (3/100) explodes!
You hear ominous chanting from distance.
It almost sounds like Nundefiler trying to be evil. Hah!
Ominous chanting echoes inside your head.

:(

Mystic tells you 'OOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU REINCED'
Mystic tells you 'what u gonna be?'
Mystic tells you 'plz god no reaver :D'

<3 reaver

 549378: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders 

1270752: lesser demon of draen-dalar     

 997072: Ix'ixixiblat the Taguethic, the skeletal Elder Dragon   

Diced some kind of def boot, still no idea what race can wear it but suspect
leech :(

[11:12]:Kheldor [wanted]: why the hell do windows keep popping open when i
type shit 
[11:12]:Kheldor [wanted]: zmud etc 
[11:12]:Louen the spawn [wanted]: exp regain for off 
[11:12]:Zerks {wanted}: stop pressing alt-key when you type? 
[11:13]:Kheldor [wanted]: seems alt/space bar is a nice thumb rest! 
[11:14]:Kheldor [wanted]: can i disable alt key? 
[11:14]:Louen the spawn [wanted]: rip it off from keyboard 
[11:14]:Kheldor [wanted]: both of em 
[11:14]:{wanted}: Zerks agrees with Louen fully. 
[11:14]:Kheldor [wanted]: not so comfortable a thumb rest if gone :( 

zoo at its best

Rztx teh skeery diimon.

661397: Ista, the defiant, rebellious lord of chaos  (day before)
  
650694: the black reaver is here searching for his prey   
597979: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos    
998351: Jane, the Goddess   

1164904: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire 
1134643: The Eater of the Dead roams in the hole               

Cordoba (bat): i have fucking best character compared my level 

say no more.

1062308: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows     
+ bastard hyperion WITHOUT rune, must he burn

xxxx tells you '(20:55) Cordoba tells you 'fuck you dude, and get the fuck out
of my friends party''

who party xxxxx
[  Praised ] xxxxx the chaosdriven Spawn < pc >
(  Ancient ) Spica the Noble Draconian < pc 

....

976121: Jane, the Goddess   
1324256: Dag Dag Schwingenator, ruler of Magerathia    

299530: A filthy robed skaven performing a strange ritual

Oh no it's the EXP!
You flee in terror!

878444: Inra the valheru god (unholy)     

best special!

            ,/                  ,/     
          ,'/                 ,'/      
         ' /____,           ,' /____,  
        '___   ,'          '___    ,'  
            / ,'               / ,'    
           /,'                /,'      
          /'      ZOT-ZOT    /'        

527228: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon        
546230: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders       
652948: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster       

[01:08]:Malystryx [bat]: im making popcorn... 
[01:09]:Tarken [bat]: I'm making babies. 
[01:09]:Malystryx [bat]: good luck with that 
[01:09]:Tarken [bat]: though i'd just throw that out there 
[01:09]:Saldas [bat]: making babies and mudding eh 
[01:10]:Femko <bat>: sorry to break the news tarken but ur socks cant get
pregnant:( 

Yesterdays clearly most embarrassing death:

13 Sep - 22:09   Someone is killed by   tre  i  u co scious an  nee s  

[21:49]:Gurth the spawn [mace+]: You manage to wrap rope around Gurth's neck
and tighten it very hard causing its airways to close. Gurth struggles against
you, but you manage to keep it in your grip for a short period of time. 
[21:49]:Gurth the spawn [mace+]: Gurth gasps for air and looks dizzy. 
[21:50]:Zerks {mace+}: You suicidal? :) 
[21:50]:(mace+): Awed says 'yes'? 
[21:50]:Kohothegreat {mace+}: real men do it with bare hands 

1209450: An enormous bull, black as midnight             
294213: Warlock of Xzui performing dark rituals          

Ghost of Yggrasil (ghost): hc wyvern... The ice makes a sound below your
mount, scaring it!!!!!!
Ghost of Yggrasil (ghost): BOOHOOO SCARY!!! ... Body please

zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

1028447: Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Highest Justice              

9: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers  

A stone wall, made of solid granite.
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks very light weight.

The dangers of pissing off crimsons:
Gurth tells you 'nods.. death by riposte'

Evilild banished you from legion+.

:D

427990: Araas, the beautiful Queen of Ice  

Deciding that just lying here is too boring, the corpse
gets up and wanders away.
You see right through Mummy's pitiful ambush attempts.
You cannot do that and concentrate on your anger at the same time.
*****************************************************
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Mummy is dogfood.
Mummy is DEAD, R.I.P.
hp: 786 (952) [+17] sp: 51 (780) [+24] ep: 360 (393) cash: 254 [] exp: 11446
[+361]
You cannot do that and concentrate on your anger at the same time.

I should fight while medding more often

584569: A towering demon, swathed in black       
1351760: Kran, the extremely strong cave troll is walking around here  

(19:58) xxxxxx tells you 'i'll beg pharm to lend me some megs for reagents'
(19:59) You tell xxxxxx 'sell his ship :D'
(20:00) xxxxxx tells you 'lol maybe i should tell him everyday that he doesnt
have a ship. After some weeks he will believe that and I can sell it calmly'

Dazzt awarded you 1 task points for completing 'Minor bugs and various
awarding' task.

Best reason evar for getting a tp! :D

[20:27]:Spica [wanted]: who owns stupid_motherfuckers, stupid_motherfuckers,you
r_ass_is_mine!, friends lists? 
[20:27]:Evilild [wanted]: :D 
[20:27]:{wanted}: Nuane the spawn runs around, jumps up and yells 'Oh me! Me!
Pick me!'. 
[20:27]:Balroc (wanted): _o/ 
[20:27]:Spica [wanted]: pippeli and pkk, pellekerho and mulkut 
[20:27]:Nuane the spawn {wanted}: :D:D 
[20:27]:Superlapa (wanted): :D 
[20:27]:Superlapa (wanted): pretty descriptive :) 
[20:27]:Evilild [wanted]: give me a minute, making a drugs_are_bad list 
[20:28]:Spica [wanted]: i'm probably not likes in here 
[20:28]:Spica [wanted]: liked 

Spica [wanted]: and evilild i'm as noob like you of noth littelbit bigger
Spica [wanted]: again, this is first time when i public your problems

(translation of 2 last lines wanted)

632872: Morden the Shadowman                           

1255509: lesser demon of draen-dalar            

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[21:49]:Evilild [party]: dont dd with 2 priests in party, stupid
[21:49]:Spica [party]: supid?
[21:49]:Spica [party]: dd?
(21:52) Spica tells you 'what's stupid with dd when priest in party ?'
(21:52) You tell Spica (fighting) 'priests can cardiac, so you can just heal'
(21:52) You tell Spica 'and everybody thats not a total naab knows this'
(21:52) Spica tells you 'but i hvae a tactic!'
(21:53) Ghost of Spica tells you 'i do heal and then dd!'
(21:53) Ghost of Spica tells you 'tactics!'
(21:53) Kheldor tells you 'i have no sorrow for a tarm that dont unp self or
heal himself in 6 rounds'
(21:54) You tell Spica (dead) 'should heal more and talk less :D'

810734: the black reaver is here searching for his prey    
 1037040: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys     

whee, playing backrower

1291275: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery    

Xxxxxxxxxxx tells you 'b... is way dumber than s.....

Unbelievable but True

Marrow grunts in pain.
Marrow wobbles around looking weak.
Marrow (party): rp me
Marrow looks sick.
Marrow grunts in pain.
Marrow wobbles around looking weak.
Marrow wobbles around looking weak.
Spica [party]: brb
Marrow wobbles around looking weak.
Marrow looks sick.
Marrow looks sick.
You roll on the floor laughing.
Artea [party]: i camp
Marrow looks sick.
Marrow wobbles around looking weak.
Marrow (party): osaatko
Marrow grunts in pain.
Marrow wobbles around looking weak.
You can hear the sound of people talking all around you.
Artea starts concentrating on a new skill.
*Artea Takes a Nap.
Marrow looks sick.
Evilild [party]: :DDD
You feel drained.
Artea breaks the skill attempt.
Marrow wobbles around looking weak.
Marrow grunts in pain.
Marrow (party): VOITKO VITTU RP
Marrow (party): ok...this dont work
You can hear someone shouting out a sale.
Spica [party]: hvae to piss

30TARMALEN [party]: forgot to heal damn 

1041747: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability  

You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra' (word of spite)
You have GOT to be kidding.

:(

Noctur says 'you spanked me for 7 hp :'(.'

xxxx tells you 'finally got my decapitaded head which i will place into chest
where i steal eq next time'

A jester arrives, ready to entertain the hell out of you!
Jester tells a bad joke.
Shadowwar doesn't quite get the joke.
A large hole replaces Shadowwar's face.
Shadowwar is DEAD, R.I.P.


1061318: the fairy queen in stunning black and green evening dress    .

From: Gurth
Date: Thu Aug 07 18:59:50 2008
Subject: hihi
--------------------------------------
(18:45) You tell Bazil 'any desc?'
(18:45) Bazil tells you 'w/e u want use your imagination!'
(18:52) Bazil tells you 'omfg ur a fucking bitch'
(18:52) You tell Bazil 'why :O'
(18:52) Bazil tells you 'You see nothing special.'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'it's a huge umbrella, made of diamond. the guy who
wields this must be very'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'tough to survive carrying such a ghey item. it
protects especially well from'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'unicorns and rainbows.'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'This weapon is a full shield, created by Gurth.'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'This full shield is in good condition.'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'It looks heavy.'
(18:53) You tell Bazil 'you are unhappy? :('
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'idc really but ya kinda!!'
(18:53) You tell Bazil 'it says you are tough!'
(18:53) Bazil tells you 'and that im gay'

1470923: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits    

1093689: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood        

(14:01) Gurth tells Zerks and you '8==o'
(14:01) Gurth tells Zerks and you 'mtell!'
(14:02) You tell Gurth and Zerks (*@work*) '*eyes*'
(14:02) Gurth tells Zerks and you 'so i like totally boned that guy, he was
screamin so hard i cud not 
    hear the tv!!!!!!!'
(14:02) Gurth tells Zerks and you 'stop intercepting my conversation with
tarken, dammit!'

1586432: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire   
923175: a floating bulk of darkness         

moreod = meanie

842699: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery     
634490: a tall, dark grey humanoid with a slim, long face and glowing hand |

903611: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master     

,--------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Time             Killed by                                               |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 28 Jul - 17:09   Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master                    |
| 28 Jul - 17:31   Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master                    |
| 28 Jul - 17:47   Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master                    |
| 28 Jul - 17:57   Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master                    |
| 28 Jul - 18:08   Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master                    |
| 28 Jul - 18:27   Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master                    |
| 28 Jul - 18:36   Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master                    |
| 28 Jul - 18:52   Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master                    |
| 28 Jul - 19:14   Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master                    |
`--------------------------------------------------------------------------'

epic!

391077: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo    

1145587: Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, LORD of the Necropolis      
511503: A deadly dragon with scales in shades of beautiful magenta 
1049220: Lord Foul sits upon his throne     

Lavitz [wanted]: locomotion emote (as in come on baby do the locomotion)
Bmoa {wanted}: there is one
Bmoa {wanted}: you need to tune it: tunes locomotion
Hobbes (tunes): locomotion
(tunes): Hobbes blushes to a deep crimson.

1099395: Baal-Naygash   
671479: A deadly dragon with scales in shades of beautiful magenta       
673103: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze 
737948: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king 

[19:02]:Ghost of Spica [ghost]: rais in esiris? skeep woman keeps killingmeh 
[19:03]:Ghost of Spica [ghost]: i'm dead trapped 
[19:03]:Ghost of Spica [ghost]: fix this! 
[19:03]:Evilild [ghost]: nog, probably have to rebirth to get out of that one 
[19:03]:Ghost of Spica [ghost]: hv 
[19:03]:Ghost of Spica [ghost]: hvpv hvpv 
[19:04]:Ghost of Spica [ghost]: can wiz help me with this 
[19:05]:Grimpold {ghost}: ask someone to go to different place in roth? 
[19:05]:Grimpold {ghost}: and rais you there 
[19:05]:Ghost of Spica [ghost]: hmmmm that could work 
[19:05]:Grimpold {ghost}: i just got tell that you should have realized it
yourself and you are complete ass 
[19:05]:Ghost of Spica [ghost]: someone in rothi for a summo where there is no
shelaste:D 
[19:05]:Ghost of Spica [ghost]: hell, rais i mean 

Spica Shine is a level 92 mortal of the Centaur race.
He was created before 1997 and he is 26y, 180d, 21h, 59min and 53s old.

yeah, ok

626130: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster   

xxxxxxx tells you 'random out of the blue question, hoping you may be able to
help: once i've used a gem compass to locate a ship, what is the correct
syntax to do whatever i need to do (and get rep)? thanks =)'
You tell xxxxxx 'combat ram (shipname)'
You tell xxxxxx 'or do ou have cannons'
xxxxxxx tells you 'oh dear. i swam there. it was tedious =)'

1249607: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys    

,--------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Time             Killed by                                               |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 23 Jul - 23:51   9 times Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys       |
| 23 Jul - 23:58   Ghost of Malos                                          |
| 24 Jul - 00:11   Ghost of Malos                                          |
| 24 Jul - 00:19   Many times Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys    |
`--------------------------------------------------------------------------'

(18:09) Cannedheat tells you 'fear the camel of chaos'
(18:09) Cannedheat tells you 'it has enough chaos in its humps to last for
weeks!'

  Lvl   Name         Message                             Idle
-------------------------------------------------------------
  77    Antikiller   offu                                12min and 4s
  90    Daerid       souls(/exp) for hitter / habodef    25s
  70    Fitsio       barb                                33min and 47s
  30    Jrj          on                                  7s

Nope, still didn't learn

(blog evilild 39169)

Spica seems frustrated then goes crazy!
Spica attacks Nepnep!

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You CRUELLY REND Gargoyle.

Sniff, first star crit in wayyy to long

595637: Spirit of Domgroth, mighty and furious 

Freld [report]: Spawn dropping, please dont move while redoing
Freld [report]: read what i just said ffs
Freld [report]: if you still didn't notice THE SPAWN IS FUCKING DROPPING DONT
MOVE
Freld [party]: If you have party report channel off SPAWN IS DROPPING BTW
Freld [party]: hey btw spawn drops soon
Freld [party]: you blind mother fuckers
Freld [report]: wonder how many lines of spam it needs for people actually to
notice something on the god damn screen
Freld [report]: ***************************************************************
*

Best spawn trigger evar :D

526137: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster 

death to treehuggers

1754757: Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate  
549622: Sister Alma the Master Exorcist (muah!)

Voice booms from the heavens, 'Thou art not a nun.'

976271: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery   

You focus your destructive energies and scream out 'Azzarakk, take this
sacrifice I offer thee!' 
A gaping black vortex appears, pulling everything towards it!
Skeleton is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
An ambiguous thing is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Zombie is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A torch is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
A small bottle of pills is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Ghoul is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Zombie is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Wight is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Skeleton is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!

"Reaver housework"

Kohothegreat tells you 'rangers will avenge death of those torches'

915615: Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Highest Justice         
+ plague monk, apoc, book mob

Heidel <newbie>: don't pick a too big target, anything bigger than a sheep is
probably just going to laught at your taming attempts
Grumpy ram shouts 'Shadowsbane should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher
challenge!'
Info: Shadowsbane dies.

Never underestimate the evilness of sheep

1438727: The ancient elemental Wyrm called Stifsim  

  Lvl   Name         Message                             Idle
-------------------------------------------------------------
  89    Daerid       souls(/exp) for hitter (w/ habo, po 2s
  28    Jrj          on                                  31min and 32s
  58    Lotheac      mage                                20min and 9s
  100   Murdoch      OFF/Def RepBarb                     13s


"Can You Spot the Idiot?"

609845: Nillirou the elven masterbard  

I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore
I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and rebel in your pain
And all my promisses are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate
march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars the god of war, and I will cut you down.
He bad shape [bs] (20-35%)

467028: Kurgan the valheru blademaster
Your head just got decapitated. Strange!

941199: Inra the valheru god (unholy)      

380933: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo 
223840: A tall, armoured drow bodyguard stands here.  

Morstor tells you 'yeah I bet... and we finns don't speak norwegian.. all we
hear is ororororo urgh rorhslfhsl'

1434416: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles 
999035: lesser demon of draen-dalar  

Pedobear staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Pedobear is DEAD, R.I.P.

(21:37) Spica tells you 'missd on toi handless pope?'
(21:37) You tell Gurth and Zerks 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'
(21:37) You tell Gurth and Zerks 'Spica tells you 'missd on toi handless
pope?''
(21:37) Gurth tells Zerks and you 'eh?'
(21:37) You tell Spica 'you are the handless pope?'
(21:37) Zerks tells Gurth and you 'eh wont simply get it, eh :P'
(21:38) Spica tells you 'where is the handless pope :D'
(21:38) Spica tells you 'i wanna solo it'
(21:38) Zerks tells Gurth and you 'first eh he even!'
(21:38) You tell Spica 'I always thought that was you..and lozlo the handless
king. But who is the 
    handless emperor?'
(21:38) Spica tells you 'eee'
(21:39) Spica tells you 'jag vill ha solo!'
(21:39) You tell Spica 'the headless pope..in unholy cathedral :D'
(21:39) Spica tells you 'ok'

Spica, if you read this: I DONT UNDERSTAND FINNISH, and I won't learn it
overnight, thanks for
your optimism in this matter though

668019: the black reaver is here searching for his prey

1355708: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehension
796340: the black dread

758939: Groll the Undead Overlord of Daemon troops

1539062: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder 
576819: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
936436: Hyperion, the ancient Titan  
1162180: Rotahunt the Confessor 
1428511: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men  

813167: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos

1028638: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits   
321856: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo

You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra' (word of spite)
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before you!
Horrible screaming fills your mind!
You now feel very confident about your ability to smite down members of the
drow race.
Targets of type drow are added to your list.
A word of spite hits you.

You are carrying 750.0 kg of equipment (burden):

*flexes*

648686: Kitiara the Dragon highlord    
1080980: Lord Soth the Death Knight

Sianna tells you 'your incapable of making a bad decision!'

626543: Nillirou the elven masterbard  

1072060: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead   

1397353: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

The clerk 'Ah's as he looks at some papers. He tells you 'That ship was
especially damaged, so the salvage cost is doubled.'
The clerk tells you 'The total cost will be 22500 gold.'
It seems the cost is more than you can afford...

:(

451201: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur 

Thanks to the heroes of this party and the failed attempt before, you are all
very brave and/or patient!

To those of you who think my plan is too harsh: NO, ITS NOT!!!

(14:28) Pharm tells you 'I am trying to redo the staff aq is the land speed of
sheep variying?'
(14:29) You tell Pharm 'read my plan'
(14:29) Pharm tells you 'doing that, and 10 has gotten me killed twice.'
(14:30) Pharm tells you 'ahh, it is a rabbit this time.'

 525183: the black dread

794679: Golux, the master conjurer of slime + his friends
547640: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan  

96951: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner

3 minutes later..

<---------^--------->  Loc:    Icy Cobblestone Crossing in central Laenor
|        czc        |  Exits:  north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest,
|     .RccccRzz     |          southeast, southwest
|   ?..Rcccc=-gzS   |  
|  ....RRR=RR.|zzS  |  This is a crossing where the roads meet one another. It
|  ......%|...|.zS  |  is quite broad and definitely makes the journey easier.
< -+------*---+.zSS >  However, slippery ice covers it in many places, and one
|  yyyyy.y...?|.zS  |  needs to be careful nonetheless.
|  yyyyyyy....|.zS  |  
|   yyyyyy....|.z   |  
|     y.yyy...|     |  
|        yyy        |  
<---------v--------->  
a cart labeled 'BASIC WEAPONS & CASTER GEAR' (9 items)
a cart labeled 'Enchanted Armour Plus' (10 items)
a cart labeled 'A-Kauppa' (12 items)
a cart labeled 'Mess o' Pottage' (9 items)
a roadsign pointing east, north and west
Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms above you

<---------^--------->  Loc:    Icy Cobblestone Crossing in central Laenor
|        czc        |  Exits:  north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest,
|     .RccccRzz     |          southeast, southwest
|   ?..Rcccc=-gzS   |  
|  ....RRR=RR.|zzS  |  This is a crossing where the roads meet one another. It
|  ......%|...|.zS  |  is quite broad and definitely makes the journey easier.
< -+------*---+.zSS >  However, slippery ice covers it in many places, and one
|  yyyyy.y...?|.zS  |  needs to be careful nonetheless.
|  yyyyyyy....|.zS  |  
|   yyyyyy....|.z   |  
|     y.yyy...|     |  
|        yyy        |  
<---------v--------->  
a cart labeled 'BASIC WEAPONS & CASTER GEAR' (9 items)
a cart labeled 'Enchanted Armour Plus' (10 items)
a cart labeled 'A-Kauppa' (12 items)
a cart labeled 'Mess o' Pottage' (9 items)
a roadsign pointing east, north and west
A gargantuan slime-lizard sits here with bulbous belly, burping belligentrily

Grimoor has been DESTROYED!
You feel you have released **MEGA** quantities of destructive energy.
SLASH AND BURN completed!

816091: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos

..had NO cash + all eq dested :((

676723: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon   
408364: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo

1466207: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire
511719: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe    
619965: an undead abomination

1232238: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery 

1393624: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood

1060472: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.  
738891: the black dread
526476: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader   

725800: A towering demon, swathed in black
1347439: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala 
1184093: Jane, the Goddess 

Viernan tells you 'Totally the best plan I have seen. Ever.'

Nu tells you 'Dwarf SNIVELS as the giant crab RENDS him!'
Nu tells you 'first time I've seen a hit!'
Nu tells you '|    1123: a suspicious dwarf fingering his axe
Nu tells you 'couldn't have done it without the crab!

A day to remember!

You give a tiny turtle (pulled into its shell) to Sianna.
Sianna booms 'ffs.'
You exclaim 'here, a pet for you!'
Sianna booms 'your sex turtle.'
You say 'naw, that one is new.'
Sianna looks at turtle.
You say 'cough, unused.'
Sianna booms 'revenge.'
Sianna booms 'you mowgle.'
Sianna booms 'ack its moving.'
Sianna booms 'im deeply touched.'
You say 'also, you can hit it and stuff.'
Sianna stares into space.
Sianna booms 'come to hold.'
Sianna leaves down.
Sianna tells you 'lets see it in action'
Sianna tries without success to cram a torch (useless) into turtle.
Sianna booms 'yeah yeah.'
Sianna tries without success to cram a torch (useless) into turtle.
Sianna tries without success to cram a torch (useless) into turtle.
The RIL Fire Bird sails in.
Sianna booms 'take it baby take it.'
Sianna tries without success to cram a torch (useless) into turtle.
Sianna tries without success to cram a torch (useless) into turtle.
Sianna tries without success to cram a torch (useless) into turtle.
Sianna tries without success to cram a torch (useless) into turtle.
The RIL Fire Bird sails away.
Sianna tries without success to cram a torch (useless) into turtle.
Sianna booms 'feels good i bet.'
Sianna tries without success to cram a torch (useless) into turtle.
Sianna attempts to ride a tiny turtle (pulled into its shell).

334353: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo

Gurth tells you 'you're about as fluffy as some cactus!

246832: A tall, armoured drow bodyguard stands here.
270405: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.

1299849: a floating bulk of darkness

1270178: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala
1452062: Khalun the skaven warlord, leader of the invasion horde 

(10:36) Cannedheat tells you 'one of my residents accidentally dropped a sign
in one of 
    the resident hallways and had some trouble escaping the editor, then the
sign was 
    stuck there because they don't own the hallway'
(10:36) @Cannedheat s
(10:36) @Cannedheat i
(10:36) @Cannedheat q
(10:36) @Cannedheat q
(10:36) @Cannedheat quit
(10:36) @Cannedheat abort
(10:36) @Cannedheat l
(10:36) @Cannedheat d
(10:36) @Cannedheat d
(10:36) @Cannedheat This item is in good condition.
(10:36) @Cannedheat It looks very light weight.

1060379: lesser demon of draen-dalar

714192: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos

685393: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster   
688503: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter 
483227: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare  

Acentaja tells you 'got youth scroll from ant hill aq yesterday'
Acentaja tells you 'and died to a freaking poison after waiting 10minutes for
tarmas to rp me. and then waiting 30minutes for priests to offer! and you
werent on!'
Acentaja tells you 'had 600k on and wanted to take ress/body from priest. got
only 20 offers from tarmas'
Acentaja tells you 'said on ghost 'call 555-evilild' but you didnt come :/'

best greeting so far..

Sianna tells you 'working on getting radiation sickness'

1053967: Dag Dag Schwingenator, ruler of Magerathia  

+bookmob
+got massacred by yaboz, again.

600571: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon

Nu peers inquisitively and asks 'haven't I seen you before?'
*Nu Drow female.
*Nu Offense grade: 0.21398%.
*Nu Assuming it hits with every attack, it would kill a fly.

:(

1079189: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead  
565402: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur 

1247929: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys 
859841: a large cobalt green dragon with a forked tail 

485379: Araas, the beautiful Queen of Ice
949502: a floating bulk of darkness 

Diced emo shirt!

You sense a soft sting on your breast when you wear the shirt.
You notice that some blood oozes through the gentle fabric of the shirt.
You burst into tears.

Blood is oozing through the gentle fabric of the shirt. You sniff sadly.
Mikaiyla tells you 'for the emo brats who are too lazy to type sniff ;)'

(17:39) Acentaja tells you 'Woman beaten by nuns attacks probe into abuse'
(17:39) Acentaja tells you 'The embattled Laffoy Commission into child abuse
sent a victim subjected to 15 years of beatings and humiliations by nuns for
counselling to a nun. May Henderson, who was sent to the notorious
Goldenbridge orphanage at the age of two, described the commission's decision
as 'the final insult after a childhood of abuse'.'
(17:41) Acentaja tells you 'Now I don't know this nun personally and I can't
say anything about her. But the bottom line is this - in general I hate nuns
and want nothing to do with them. I suffered at their hands and don't want any
other nuns near me.'

(17:44) Acentaja tells you 'What's better than an old-fashioned catfight? An
old lady nun fight! "Sisters Annamaria and Gianbattista, reportedly upset
about their mother superior's authoritarian ways, scratched her in the face
and threw her to the ground..." resulting in the closing of their convent, say
news sources.'

759267: the black dread  
828072: A towering demon, swathed in black  

Alakhai tells you 'nah, i like your tits WAY more than some rotting carcass'

171527: Trilloch Haz-gon the grey Elf  
1631: the chicken of sorrow 

Sable Bladetree has been DESTROYED!
You feel you have released HUGE(tm) quantities of destructive energy.

DIE, axe-wielding treehuggers, die!

149788: Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster                                  
659837: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster 

die treehuggers die

1065661: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability + 
Congratulations! You have just completed Spirits of vengeance!

..

Demon of justice is now acting member of the party.
Demon of justice steps to the middle of 1st row and starts following the
leader.

373792: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo  

This golden griffon is called a solar flare because of its appearance: the
mighty beast has shining golden feather that reflect the sunbeams falling on
it, scattering their light like a flare. The feathers turn into a golden mane
on the beast's back, whilst the sides and belly are of duller hues of copper
and auburn. Solar griffons are very proud creatures, difficult to tame and
fierce in nature. They rarely accept a master for themselves, and when
provoked they use their sharp beaks and razor talons to shred their opponents
to bloody pulp.
It excellent shape [es] (90-100%)
It is being ridden by Nu.
Its saddlebags contain:
        2 anipium coins
        10 platinum coins
        Bloody head of a nun
        Flare's equipment:

Nu is a level 92 mortal of the Skeleton race
...
Knight/Bard - 'blog nu' for summary of knight code

1381241: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood  

[14:23]:Zerks {party}: ok you have sp so i think we can do this
[14:23]:Zerks {party}: easy peacy
[14:23]:Zerks {party}: Evilild has gone UNCONSCIOUS!
[14:23]:Zerks {party}: !!
[14:24]:Zerks {party}: !!
[14:24]:Zerks {party}: holy cow
[14:24]:Ghost of Evilild [party]: mutter
[14:24]:Zerks {party}: sorry! :(
[14:24]:Zerks {party}: need one
[14:24]:Zerks {party}: hopefully had not much exp :(

 1141309: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits 

351333: Satan wants your soul now
254577: Satan wants your soul now  
240545: the bloody skull of the undead                                   
231510: This is death  

(yes, its 2 satans in there :P)

470849: a black king seeking to rule the world. 

Alakhai tells you ''thousandpenis' is aliased to 'What in fuck? How have does
this happened again to me? I cannot the manner believe that you from they that
such as me less obtains happy its advantage, weet I that I am weakness, to
which you do not give the right me to attack! Thousand penis on your faces for
this'.'

Bmoa is so grossed out by Evilild's puking that she pukes as well.
Bmoa's puking has grossed you out so much that you puke too!
Arnoldi is so grossed out by Evilild's puking that he pukes as well.
Animated Skeleton is so grossed out by Arnoldi's puking that it pukes as well.
JuJu Zombie is so grossed out by Animated Skeleton's puking that it pukes as
well.
Bmoa is so grossed out by JuJu Zombie's puking that she pukes as well.
Arnoldi is so grossed out by Bmoa's puking that he pukes as well.
JuJu Zombie is so grossed out by Arnoldi's puking that it pukes as well.
Bmoa is so grossed out by JuJu Zombie's puking that she pukes as well.
Arnoldi is so grossed out by Bmoa's puking that he pukes as well.
JuJu Zombie is so grossed out by Arnoldi's puking that it pukes as well.
Bmoa is so grossed out by JuJu Zombie's puking that she pukes as well.
Arnoldi is so grossed out by Bmoa's puking that he pukes as well.
Bmoa is so grossed out by Arnoldi's puking that she pukes as well.
Arnoldi is so grossed out by Bmoa's puking that he pukes as well.

838586: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos 

1248960: Hyperion, the ancient Titan 

Acentaja gurgles 'Robin Hood says 'GOTCHA! I think that item is far too heavy
for you, let me help you to carry it.'.'
Acentaja gurgles 'Robin Hood took a fur cloak from Acentaja.'
Acentaja gurgles 'Rouligar snickers.'
Acentaja gurgles 'Rouligar asks 'There was a robbery last night, you didn't
happen to know anything about it?'.'
Rouligar says 'Justice is here to protect you ! Worry not my furry goose.' 

(10:51) Nufan tells you 'Joribund saysss 'The animal you have already brought
me isss sssuperior to thissss 
    one. You keep it.''
(10:52) You emote to Nufan 'laughs out loud at you.'
(10:52) You tell Nufan 'keel him'
(10:52) Nufan tells you 'hnnnnnnngh, I brought him a fucking mouse and thisss
one issss a fox :D'
(10:52) Nufan tells you 'that guild massster isss bloody cluelesssssss :)'

Gurth tells you 'i call it.. collection of ghey deaths'

From: Gurth
Date: Thu Apr 03 23:42:18 2008
Subject: ghey deaths
--------------------------------------
,--------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Time             Killed by                                               |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 03 Apr - 19:26   a beautiful contortionist with a scaly blue skin and pi |
| 03 Apr - 21:03   a cute little brownie servant with a tray of drinks     |
| 03 Apr - 21:37   a tall satyr playing a fiddle (possessed)               |
| 03 Apr - 22:30   the fairy queen in stunning black and green evening dre |
`--------------------------------------------------------------------------'

109989: A long, coiled wyrm is crawling around (crippled)  

best offline tell ever

Cannedheat tells you 'The young turtle pokes into a rubber duck.' (Sun Mar 30
20:15:47 2008)
Cannedheat tells you 'kinky!' (Sun Mar 30 20:15:49 2008)

435100: Patrick Amberley
490622: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon   

406957: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo

 mm       mm          mmmm                  ssss          ss       se
mmmm     mmmm           mmmm              ssss           ssss     ssse
mmmmm     mmmmmm        mmmm              ssss        ssssss     sssse
 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  0000000000  sssssssssssssssssssssssssse
   mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm0000 0000 0000sssssssssssssssssssssssse
        mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm0000 0000 0000ssssssssssssssssssse
               mmmmmmmmm      0000000000      sssssssse
                                000000
                               00000000
                             000000000000
                           0000  0000  0000
                           000    00    000
                           0000  0000  0000
                             000000000000
He good shape [gs] (80-90%)


62543: a large hairy m00se 

257449: Vampire mistress craving for blood   
229018: Zyaq Qzendai dark worshipper of Teutonic 
450388: Horned reaper demon of Chaos 
458523: Lothor the Daemon commander of Chaos  

,--------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Time             Killed by                                               |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| 24 Mar - 17:34   Llyth, the demon queen of spiders                       |
| 24 Mar - 18:45   The High Lord Despana                                   |
| 24 Mar - 18:49   The High Lord Despana                                   |
| 24 Mar - 19:14   The High Lord Despana                                   |
| 24 Mar - 19:19   The High Lord Despana                                   |
| 24 Mar - 20:02   The High Lord Despana                                   |
| 24 Mar - 20:07   a demonic servant of Esachen (undead)                   |
`--------------------------------------------------------------------------'

...and on top of countless disints (+ ninjadisinting nikanas eq), the fucker
disinted me the round before it died, and then its summon came to the regen
room and killed us all. That I diced nothing goes without saying :D

1366: Wandering zombie of Despana 

1459624: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits 
463070: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
609617: Morden the Shadowman

1099138: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead 

1002411: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
475558: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader

Evilild rolls: 100.
...

689078: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze 
584897: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan
548679: Patrick Amberley

300819: Xarithos, the demon lord of Eternal Winter
399801: huge, imposing looking orc male
177739: Father Lamont, head priest of Magerathia  

738860: A towering demon, swathed in black 
508973: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon 
428206: Nillirou the elven masterbard
171816: Lord Law                                                          
342429: Lord Chaos 

1391778: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead  
( Evilild rolls: 1.)

+ old convent
( Evilild diced whatever next to last was)

Grimoor has been DESTROYED!
You feel you have released **MEGA** quantities of destructive energy.

872415: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos   

543155: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan

580152: Patrick Amberley  

833881: Undead nun haunting the mortal men
395173: Zyaq Qzendai dark worshipper of Teutonic  
318399: Vampire mistress craving for blood  

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! How I hate that fucking
nun..killing me 3 times was the least annoying thing it did.  

Dicing habo tome was nice, though :)

1356735: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead 

Creln [party]: I was hoping to wake up to blond nurse caring me to life and
instead I wake up 
    to sight of skeleton stabbing my chest 

479189: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon 

Fun with curses..

Chainmail seems welded to you!
You cannot remove gleaming silvery chainmail for some reason.
Harpoon seems welded to your hand!
You cannot remove stainless steel harpoon for some reason.

quit real
Oh, trying to quit while carrying a cursed item?
That's going to cost you, I'm afraid.

..and lost *gasp* 10k xp!

Info: For finding the hidden monster "fish with no eyes", killing it, and
dissecting eyes from it, 
    Huppu wins the prize for reporting the most obscure bug of all time.

[21:15]:Tarken [nightlife+]: 1 week of boredom, a necessary +painfully
ANNOYING merch reinc, having to re kbh a pain in the ass song, find a new
place to live,... is enough for me.
[21:16]:Malicat [nightlife+]: you got kicked out of your castle room?
[21:16]:Tarken [nightlife+]: all 20 of them.
[21:16]:Malicat [nightlife+]: AHHAHAHAHAHHA.
[21:16]:Tarken [nightlife+]: ironically by a council policy i made some 3
years ago.
[21:17]:Zarman [nightlife+]: ouch ... you kicked yourself out then?
[21:17]:Golloth [nightlife+]: what was the policy?
[21:17]:Blayke (nightlife+): haha.
[21:17]:Tarken [nightlife+]: basically if you are banished...you have 1 week
to get all your shit and move out.
[21:17]:Blayke (nightlife+): that is fuckin hilarious.
[21:17]:Tarken [nightlife+]: oh well.
[21:17]:Zenor (nightlife+): hum, so what you did?
[21:18]:Blayke (nightlife+): you made that gay ass policy? WTF :D.

Guest-32 tells you '*makes lawnmower noises at you*'
reply eep
Can not tell: Guest-32 (no such player exists)

*paranoids*

You tell Ooga 'omg you reinced..you are no longer a mermaid :P'
Ooga tells you 'tigerpriest'
Ooga tells you 'ninja altar-boy-molestor'

Dralith <sopo+>: what's wrong with norwegians? aside from their spelling..
Jupe <sopo+>: they eat cod, burn churches, speak in guttural growls, kill
whales and drill oil

me am cool :D

376220: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo 
456676: an ancient Wyrm of purest white 

Kheldor tells you 'reavertiger is nice to pk nuns'

464453: A towering demon, swathed in black  

703329: A towering demon, swathed in black  

505816: A deadly dragon with scales in shades of beautiful magenta 

 round 1..
Evilild points upwards and screams 'Azzarakk, take this sacrifice I offer
thee!'
A gaping black vortex appears, pulling everything towards it!
You struggle against the gravitational forces of the black hole, as the
strength of the vortex grinds your bones against each other. Pieces of grit
blow past your face, and all the air is sucked out of your lungs. You barely
avoid being sucked in.
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!

 round 2...
Evilild screams in rage and yells 'Feel your anger and strike with all your
hatred. Use your aggressive feelings and let the hate flow through you. '
You feel burning hatred and rage erupt within you!

 
bastard clones

You score a KILLING BLOW on Soy!
You feel you have released HUGE(tm) quantities of destructive energy.

TODAYS POEMS (everybody seems to have one today)

[18:57]:Immoral <doomlords+>: I have another short poem in my back pocket... 
[18:57]:Immoral <doomlords+>: Roses are red, 
[18:57]:Immoral <doomlords+>: violets are blue, 
[18:57]:Immoral <doomlords+>: touch your feet with your hands, 
[18:57]:Immoral <doomlords+>: I'm gonna fucking rape you. 
[18:57]:<doomlords+>: Immoral bows gracefully. 

[18:58]:<doomlords+>: Immoral returns to the stage. 
[18:58]:Immoral <doomlords+>: Roses are red, Violets are blue. All my base,
are belong 
    to you. 

[18:58]:CanMaCrotch (doomlords+): Oh pity the duchess of Kent, 
[18:58]:CanMaCrotch (doomlords+): Whose cunt was so dreadfully bent 
[18:58]:CanMaCrotch (doomlords+): and cried and she stammered, 
[18:59]:CanMaCrotch (doomlords+): I need a sledgehammer, 
[18:59]:CanMaCrotch (doomlords+): to pound a man into my vent. 


Gurth You say 'Revenge.'
Gurth You say 'Ah, this horrid feeling.'
Gurth You say 'When I noticed you stealing.'
Gurth You say 'My precious panties of lace.'
Gurth You exclaim 'SO THOUSAND PENISES ON YOUR FACE!'
Gurth You bow gracefully.

not long after..

[22:14]:Soulkeeper [party]: forwared we march, lets see whats next
[22:14]:Imperator {party}: satan
[22:14]:Soulkeeper [party]: next room?
[22:14]:Evilild [party]: if you run into kilrathi I'm running for it
[22:14]:Soulkeeper [party]: me too
[22:15]:Imperator {party}: rofl
[22:15]:Soulkeeper [party]: goddamn
Kilrathi shouts 'Imperator barely scratched me before dying!'
Info: Imperator dies.
[22:15]:Ghost of Imperator {party}: ROFL
[22:15]:Soulkeeper [party]: wow
[22:15]:Soulkeeper [party]: what a day

[21:43]:Ghost of Soulkeeper [party]: was not meant for me to play today
[21:45]:Soulkeeper [party]: shrug, whatever
[21:45]:Soulkeeper [party]: pick something to do
[21:45]:Imperator {party}: raid soulkeeper's castle rooms
[21:45]:Evilild [party]: yay
[21:45]:Soulkeeper [party]: yeah, thers lots ther
[21:45]:Imperator {party}: oh that reminds me...
[21:45]:Imperator {party}: I"m a fuckup
[21:45]:Soulkeeper [party]: what are you gonna steal, my room descriptions?
[21:46]:[party]: Evilild says 'yes'.
[21:46]:Imperator {party}: I accidentaly cleared yer room desc outside yer
room... was in wrong one
[21:46]:Soulkeeper [party]: you did steal it!
[21:46]:Soulkeeper [party]: woe is me

Cannedheat tells you 'I was taken with a desire for a deck golem'
Cannedheat tells you 'I'm going to abduct idlers around the ground in arelium,
then lift off and kick them off the plank :D'

don't say you weren't warned

Gurth finishes digging a grave and tosses the corpse of corpse of Customer in.
Customer looks very horny.

Crusifer tells you 'i saw some dream btw about you'
Crusifer tells you 'you try to give me some severed head =)'
You emote to Crusifer 'rolls on the floor laughing at you.'
You tell Crusifer 'how romantic!'
Crusifer tells you 'and now you tell me that you see dreams about whacking
people ooo!'
Crusifer tells you 'thats scary =)'
Crusifer tells you 'never gonna sleep again now!'

Gurth tells you 'You hump foul body of a nun like a dog.'

336258: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon 
657985: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.   

+ died 5 times, good day :D

 ________________________________________________________________________
( #4     PKILL LADY EVILILD!                                      mace+  )
 +- - - - - - -  -  -  -    -    -    -    -   -  -  -  -  - - - - - - -+
 | Date:        Thu Feb 07 07:05 2008 CET   Duration: 1 minute          |
 | Creator:     Nu                          Leader:   Nu                |
 | Description: (no description)                                        |
 |                                                                      |
 | Party formation:                                                     |
 |                                                                      |
 |   1. TIGER             2. TIGER             3. TIGER                 |
 |                                                                      |
 |                                                                      |
 |   4. WANDMAGE          5. WANDMAGE          6. WANDMAGE              |
 |                                                                      |
 |                                                                      |
 |   7. WANDMAGE          8. WANDMAGE          9. WANDMAGE              |
 |                                                                      |
 |                                                                      |
 `----------------------------------------------------------------------'

*paranoids*
,

(16:31) Gurth tells you 'i have a great idea'
(16:31) Gurth tells you 'you go and gather a newbie 9man party'
(16:31) You tell Gurth 'now I'm scared'
(16:31) Gurth tells you 'go in freezer and lock it'
(16:31) Gurth tells you 'aoh all and then disband the party, while shouting
'mortal kombaaaat!''

The devil monkey of Kawasa whispers: The crab that walks too far, falls into
the pot. 

New record in having been banned from the one and same ss: 5 times

:D

[10:19]:Gurth [party]: remove eq
[10:19]:Gurth [party]: dests
[10:19]:Evilild [party]: yeah, been enough desting for one week :P
[10:20]:Gurth [party]: for a month at least!
[10:20]:Malcom [party]: !
[10:20]:Gurth [party]: ok, shoot
[10:20]:Malcom [party]: you just wanted to get her naked :P
[10:20]:Gurth [party]: mmm
[10:20]:Gurth [party]: yes, i point at my wand and say 'this dests'
[10:21]:Evilild [party]: mmm, naked skeleton?
[10:21]:Gurth [party]: many holes
[10:21]:Malcom [party]: :D
[10:21]:Evilild [party]: not much else than holes
[10:21]:Gurth [party]: don't need anything else!
[10:21]:Gurth [party]: maybe booze

Killed zerks' baby :(((((

Khar booms '[Crusifer] [evil] [ WAREZ, fuck, aura a'hate un' infravision ].'
Khar booms '[Evilild] [evil] [ AOA, fuck, Us, aura a'hate, glory
of;destruction, lightnin' shield un' shield of prurtection ].'
Khar booms '[Birdie] [magic] [ HW, fuck, PfE, Us, aura a'hate un' unpain ].'
Khar booms '[Marrow] [magic] [ PfE, fuck, aura a'hate un' lightnin' shield;].'
Khar booms '[Jerkkis] [magic] [ AOA, fuck, PfE, Us, aura a'hate, flex;shield,
lightnin' shield, pain threshold un' prurtection by sacrifice ].'
Khar booms '[Minesweeper] [evil] [ aura a'hate ].'
Khar booms '[Capula] [magic] [ lightnin' shield ]ps doing.'
Khar booms '[Alucard] [a bit evil] [ prurtect mernt ].'
Khar booms '[Khar] [magic] [ AOA, fuck, PfE, Us, flex shield un'
lightning;shield ].'
Khar booms '[Gurth] [magic] [ HW, fuck, aura a'hate un' prurtection by.'

Gurth [party]: hm, no pr rings khar?
Khar [party]: nope
Marrow looks at Khar.
Marrow (party): eh no pr eq khar?
Marrow (party): you are valar and no pr eq...hrm...at tyra...
Marrow goes 'HRM..'.
Gurth [party]: we'll see
Khar [party]: that's why the test run:>
Marrow (party): this will be funn
You tell Gurth 'hope he doesn't look at me :P'
Gurth tells you 'hehe'
Gurth tells you 'don't worry about him'
Marrow looks at you.
Gurth falls down laughing.
You tell Gurth 'eeep'

You remove a bottle from your right hand.
Robin Hood says 'GOTCHA! I think that item is far too heavy for you, let me
help you to carry it.'
Robin Hood took a bottle from Evilild.

Robin Hood is DEAD, R.I.P.
You take a bottle.

No stealing my bottles!!

 259939: Hooded man called Robin  

Info: Kill one man and you are a murderer; kill millions and you are a
conqueror; kill them all and you are Vin Diesel.

[18:01]:Faisel [doomlords+]: Shasti exclaims 'You got guts to come back,
Faisel! Too bad I have to kick your ass!' 
[18:01]:Faisel [doomlords+]: holy fury rocks 

You score a KILLING BLOW on Patrick amberley!
You feel you have released **MEGA** quantities of destructive energy.

(23:51) Cannedheat tells you 'change that guild item long desc so I can rejoin
:)'
(23:51) Cannedheat tells you 'err short desc'
(23:51) You tell Cannedheat 'yeah, got any ideas?'
(23:51) Cannedheat tells you 'you should make it, haha and I won't rejoin if
you do, but "Alexander the great's Cock (almost empty)" since the slot is "at
mouth"'
(23:52) Cannedheat tells you 'oh god that would be so fucking hilarious'
(23:52) You tell Cannedheat 'don't tempt me'
(23:52) Cannedheat tells you 'I am tempting you.'
(23:52) You tell Cannedheat 'don't mention this when I log on drunk and/or
very tired'
(23:52) Cannedheat tells you 'consider this an explicit entreaty of
temptation. I will FLY to norway and be your SLAVE. :)'

...

(23:56) @Cannedheat begs you for mercy.
(23:56) Cannedheat tells you 'Ingvild. Please pleae please please please
please please please. Am I getting anywhere?'

Leergrin [newbie]: in my equipment on my shoulder it says i have a squawking
grey pigeon and i know i didnt put one on and i cant remove it, what do i do?

(22:54) Gurth tells you 'ok, guess you're a retard then.. let me quickly
fashion a badge from a rotten mushroom 2 leaves and a stick'
(22:55) Gurth tells you 'here you are! just don't eat it'
(22:55) You tell Gurth 'I can't eat :('
(22:55) Gurth tells you 'huh?'
(22:55) Gurth tells you 'ah skeleton'
(22:56) Gurth tells you 'i was afraid that you have some woman thing'
(22:56) Gurth tells you ''too fat for satan''

[20:04]:Cheech [doomlords+]: (8<[  do not offend lord vader 

(00:23) Florence tells you 'if you ever see a diamond vault labeled as martina
for sale, dont buy'
(00:23) You tell Florence 'nog, stolen?'
(00:23) Florence tells you 'someone tried to sell it to me, he didnt know it
was sculpture made originally by me :)'
(00:23) You emote to Florence 'laughs out loud at you.'
(00:24) Florence tells you 'made it for fun once'
(00:24) Florence tells you 'i think it was that yatharis guy, iirc'

Total of 300000382 experience spent on character.

798580: the black dread  
241760: Laingan the perverted Valheru jailer
396439: Judas the traveler of thousands worlds is here meditating

(.)(.) shouts enthusiastically and screams 'WHEE!'.
(.)(.) cheers and shouts 'WOOOOOOOOOO!'.
(.)(.) leaves southwest.

...

Grizzt seems to solidify from the shadows....
Grizzt goes 'mmmmm...' at (.)(.)s.
(.)(.)s poses, looking rather silly.
Grizzt fades to southwest.
You laugh out loud.
(.)(.)s leaves southwest.

"stalked by boobs"
-

[17:48]:Evilild [party]: I want axes :(
[17:48]:Evilild [party]: and a sbs
[17:48]:Fil [party]: you have axes
[17:49]:Evilild [party]: not mine
[17:49]:Fil [party]: oh
[17:49]:Fil [party]: steal em
[17:49]:Evilild [party]: think I can afford a sable axe? :P
[17:49]:Evilild [party]: or this?
[17:49]:Fil [party]: pay with sexual favors
[17:49]:Evilild [party]: muah
[17:49]:Fil [party]: as in, if they give you stuff, you wont do sexual things
to em

[11:32]:Malcom [party]: you should change party name from <> to < >
[11:32]:Nu [party]: heh
[11:32]:Cannedheat (party): hahaha
[11:33]:Malcom [party]: cause everyones <> is a bit wider now :D

..but kourish died in plenty time for boot, when I had chested it was almost 2
minutes to go!

Gurth [party]: so we have shitsleeves +sac, shitshirt +no spr and spark +sac
basically
Jerkkis starts concentrating on a new spell.
Gurth calls for a dicing.
Evilild rolls: 78.
Azgaroth rolls: 77.
Mariska rolls: 67.
Venomwwa rolls: 49.
Gurth rolls: 48.
Jerkkis rolls: 29..

Witch-king meanly muches you.

Fil says 'i cut up my xmas tree today and i'm covered in sap.'
Fil says 'sadness.'
Fil says 'i also dont have a saw.'
You exclaim 'omg treeicide!'
Drakhan exclaims 'Zomg!'
Fil says 'so i used a claw hammer on the trunk.'
You giggle inanely at Fil.
Fil says 'i felt badass and retarded.'
Fil says 'at the same time, must be like what evilild feels like every day
;).'

Apocalypse roundhouses you.

Great white shark shouts 'Tarken, I rather enjoyed killing you!'
Info: Tarken dies.
Ghost of Tarken [ghost]: 'fuck'
Ghost of Tarken [ghost]: got thanks
Hair [ghost]: dun-dun, dun-dun dundundundun dananadun

Soulkeeper tells you 'old man willow is mopping the floor with us'

Zerks tells you 'Thy must seek out a group of fiendish monsters called a HUGE
BLACK smurf, large rock-digger is breaking up the wall, little fish, and slay
them  down. =)

Heroic nuns!

You have passed the test to become the leader of the skeleton race.

(might last for an entire hour, with some luck)

 126764: beautiful white unicorn

*mutter*

Rigger tells you 'i'm going, but i thought i would leave you with this
tit-bit, i always feel dirty when i type finger <female mudder>..... just
thought you should know :)'
(01:04) Rigger tells you 'and it's not as if i'm some 24 year virgin
snickering... I guess i've just got issues'.

][18:17]:FilMaCrotch [doomlords+]: mmm 1 player heal all 
[18:18]:Chong the owl [doomlords+]: nice 
[18:18]:Cheech [doomlords+]: Chone! 
[18:18]:FilMaCrotch [doomlords+]: and only cost 1223 sp to do it 

Evilild screams in rage and yells 'Feel your anger and strike with all your
hatred. Use your aggressive feelings and let the hate flow through you. You
feel burning hatred and rage erupt within you!
Evilild excellent shape [es] (90-100%)
You are not in a party.
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Evilild [report]: Aura of Hate ON!

*thinks clones are getting smart*

Varajeesus [rautavarsi+]: (15:42) Garffin tells you 'hey want to party?'
Varajeesus [rautavarsi+]: (15:50) You tell Garffin 'nope?'
Varajeesus [rautavarsi+]: (15:50) You tell Garffin 'oho'
Varajeesus [rautavarsi+]: (15:50) Garffin tells you 'nope what??'

A super mosquito drills into your marrow, sucking some!

I almost forgot how fun it was to be a skeleton

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| A steel 2h sword named 'EventHorizon'                                      
|
| This blade is of divine make.                                              
|
| Your blade easily resists the strong pull of chaos magic.                  
|
| This blade SIZZLES with enchantments!                                      
|
| A magical aura surrounds this artifact.                                    
|
| This blade has fed from the blood of 65314 souls.                          
|
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Since the rebirth of the world, 350 souls have been added to your blade.   
|
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

R.I.P. :(

[21:30]:Creln [party]: you are welcome to stop sucking damage :)
[21:30]:[party]: Drakhan :(
[21:30]:Drakhan [party]: im a offu not a deffu!
[21:30]:Evilild [party]: avoiding damage is for the weak!
[21:30]:Drakhan [party]: i only offend ppl !
[21:31]:Drakhan [party]: goes
[21:31]:Creln [party]: tell me all about it when you are dead :)
[21:31]:Drakhan [party]: god damit
[21:32]:Ghost of Evilild [party]: MUTTEr
[21:32]:Creln [party]: which happened sooner than I expected :)
[21:32]:Ghost of Evilild [party]: I guess I asked for that one
[21:32]:Drakhan [party]: crit :(

Gurth tells you 'his brain is the size of his cock which equals a pyramid made
of 4 peas'

(21:39) @Gurth humps your mouth like a dog.
(21:39) You emote to Gurth 'BITES your groin.'
(21:39) @Gurth acks at you.
(21:39) @Gurth apologizes to you.
(21:39) You emote to Gurth 'burps at you.'
(21:39) Gurth tells you 'i used my tarken greeting by accident'

From the present falls a copper tunica.
You try to feed tunica to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus gives suspicious looks to everyone.
You try to feed tunica to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus gives suspicious looks to everyone.
You try to feed tunica to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus glares coldly.
You try to feed tunica to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus glares coldly.
You try to feed tunica to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus snarls wickedly.
You try to feed tunica to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus gives suspicious looks to everyone.
You try to feed tunica to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus snarls wickedly.
You try to feed tunica to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus glares coldly.
You try to feed tunica to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus gives suspicious looks to everyone.
You try to feed tunica to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus snarls wickedly.

Faisel the christmas elf gives you Santa's frozen carcass [Made by: Faisel].
You whisper sweet words of LOVE to Faisel the christmas elf.
Faisel the christmas elf says 'it's a shovel.. now you can use santa's dead
body to dig graves.'
You WORSHIP Faisel the christmas elf.
Faisel the christmas elf says 'merry x-mas! :-P.
'You bellow 'thanks, this is the best gift ever!!'
Faisel the christmas elf says 'and it's got your name.'
You sniff as a tear runs down your cheek.
You bellow 'I don't know what to say.'
Faisel the christmas elf smiles happily.
You wield Santa's frozen carcass [Made by: Faisel] <green glow> in your left
hand.

Info: Eldinn recovers from link death.
You emote to Eldinn 'hates you!'
Info: Eldinn goes link dead.

muah

From the present falls a fur amulet.

)%"#)"&(#=?!!(()#(&"#(=/"&"#/"!!

From the present falls A yellow hat of wizardy <christmas glow> <red glow>.

yay, +10 to the one stat I don't need!

Cannedheat tells you 'I have the small white kitten from the lq 7 quest
chested'
Cannedheat tells you 'next time I reinc merchant I'll cannibalize it, like its
predecessor, and make another sculpture :D'
Cannedheat tells you 'it can only shudder in fear and go quietly insane in the
darkness of the chest until then'

From the present falls a beef burrito.
You WHACK Santa Claus with a large, slimy salmon.
You WHACK Santa Claus with a large, slimy salmon.
You WHACK Santa Claus with a large, slimy salmon.
You WHACK Santa Claus with a large, slimy salmon.
You WHACK Santa Claus with a large, slimy salmon.

You try to feed blackjack to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus snarls wickedly.

*wants more ways to abuse mobs she isn't allowed to attack*

From the present falls an iron ice pick.
FAAAENS FORPULTE NISSEJCVEL!!!!

From the present falls a match.
You light a fire to Santa Claus's clothes, smiling evilly.
You set Santa Claus's hair on fire.

Santa Claus says 'sit on my lap, and I will give you a present' From the
present falls a wool cap.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.
You stomp Santa Claus hatefully.

You open the present.
From the present falls a sexy chestnut baldric.
You try to feed baldric to Santa Claus.
Santa Claus snarls wickedly.

Giant termite shouts 'House is in a much warmer place now!'
Info: House dies.

You recover from link dead...
Being alone, you try to follow yourself and fail miserably.
Evilild [report]: Leading!

You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.
You massacre Santa Claus to a bloody pulp.

(12:40) Eldinn tells you 'bloody bird flew right though my window:(
(12:41) Eldinn tells you 'as in, though the glass, couldnt believe it'
(12:41) You tell Eldinn 'ack, big window?'
(12:41) You tell Eldinn 'yeah, usually they just go splat on the outside :P'
(12:41) Eldinn tells you 'na small, but still'
(12:41) You tell Eldinn 'birds are evil'
(12:42) Eldinn tells you 'looked like in the movies when they cut a circle of
glass
 to rob a bank or something'
(12:42) You tell Eldinn 'weird, maybe something wrong with glass?'
(12:43) Eldinn tells you 'musta had a weak spot yeah'
(12:43) Eldinn tells you 'evil bird knkw just where to hit'
(12:43) Eldinn tells you 'knew'
(12:44) You tell Eldinn 'maybe some maniac is training birds to crash through
windows
 :P'
(12:45) Eldinn tells you 'yeah and then he makes them shit all over the place
 trying to escape'
(12:45) You tell Eldinn 'cunning!'
(12:45) @Eldinn boggles at you.
(12:45) You tell Eldinn 'he probably feeds them before sending them out on
missions'
(12:46) Eldinn tells you 'man, evil genius at work'
(12:47) You tell Eldinn 'yeah..and what kind of bird flies through a window
and
 survives long enough to shit down the room afterwards? probably some kind of
 mutant'
(12:49) Eldinn tells you 'thats not all'
(12:50) Eldinn tells you 'the dude that comes to fix the window cuts his arm
 sending glass all over the room too, and needs a bunch of stitches'
(12:50) Eldinn tells you 'fun day was had by all'

Eric Idle: Very fussable, isn't it? Very fussable.

All: Right, all right.

Graham Chapman: Good glass of Chteau de Chasselas, ain't just that, sire?

Terry Jones: Oh, you're right there, Obadiah.

Graham Chapman: Right.

Eric Idle: Who would have thought, thirty years ago, we'd all be sitting here
drinking Chateau de Chaselet, eh?

All: Aye, aye.

Michael Palin: Them days we were glad to have the price of a cup of tea.

Graham Chapman: Right! A cup of cold tea!

Michael Palin: Right!

Eric Idle: Without milk or sugar!

Terry Jones: Or tea!

Michael Palin: In a cracked cup and all.

Eric Idle: Oh, we never used to have a cup! We used to have to drink out of a
rolled-up newspaper!

Graham Chapman: The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.

Terry Jones: But you know, we were happy in those days, although we were poor.

Michael Palin: Because we were poor!

Terry Jones: Right!

Michael Palin: My old dad used to say to me: "Money doesn't bring you
happiness, son!"

Eric Idle: He was right!

Michael Palin: Right!

Eric Idle: I was happier then and I had nothing! We used to live in this tiny
old tumbled-down house with great big holes in the roof.

Graham Chapman: House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in
one room, all twentysix of us, no furniture, half the floor was missing, we
were all huddled together in one corner for fear of falling.

Terry Jones: You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the
corridor!

Michael Palin: Oh, we used to dream of living in a corridor! Would have been a
palace to us! We used to live in an old watertank on a rubbish tip. We'd all
woke up every morning by having a load of rotten fish dumped all over us!
House, huh!

Eric Idle: Well, when I say a house, it was just a hole in the ground, covered
by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us!

Graham Chapman: We were evicted from our hole in the ground. We had to go and
live in a lake!

Terry Jones: You were lucky to have a lake! There were 150 of us living in a
shoebox in the middle of the road!

Michael Palin: A cardboard box?

Terry Jones: Aye!

Michael Palin: You were lucky! We lived for three months in a rolled-up
newspaper in a septic tank! We used to have to go up every morning, at six
o'clock and clean the newspaper, go to work down the mill, fourteen hours a
day, week in, week out, for six pence a week, and when we got home, our dad
would slash us to sleep with his belt!

Graham Chapman: Luxury! We used to have to get up out of the lake at three
o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot grubble, work
twenty hours a day at mill, for two pence a month, come home, and dad would
beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!

Terry Jones: Well, of course, we had it tough! We used to have to get up out
of the shoebox in the middle of the night, and lick the road clean with our
tongues! We had to eat half a handful of freezing cold grubble, work
twenty-four hours a day at mill for four pence every six years, and when we
got home, our dad would slice us in two with a breadknife!

Eric Idle: Right! I had to get up in the morning, at ten o'clock at night,
half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine
hours a day down mill and pay millowner for permission to come to work, and
when we got home, our dad would kill us and dance about on our graves, singing
Hallelujah!

Michael Palin: Aah. Are you trying to tell the young people of today that, and
they won't believe you!

All: No, no they won't!

[20:12]:Tonto (wanted): Santa is slacking, that old fruit 
[20:13]:Sprite {wanted}: I think the lack of Christmas Spirit here chased him
to some other mud. 
[20:13]:Tonto (wanted): mmm...christmas spirit with Sprite... 
[20:14]:Sprite {wanted}: He did though, leave me a nice supply of soap. 
[20:14]:Crusifer [wanted]: or maby you washed hes mouth for all that ho talk 
[20:14]:Tonto (wanted): no bending over, soap or not 

You wield brown ovoid (fresh) in your left hand.

Bariky [newbie]: ah... ok. any evill or food religios will be fine.

Angus tries to go east but is scared
shitless by the watchdog and thus fails.
Angus says 'Ya knaa, I wus the fuckin' sheriff
            a'Kilmarnock once, ya fuckin' puff.'
Angus asks you 'Ever been to Glasgow, fuck, mutha lad?'
Watchdog looks cool.
Watchdog licks his backside casually.
Angus leaves north.

You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra'
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before Lamb.
WHAT'S HATE GOT TO DO, GOT TO DO WITH IT? completed!
SPITE TOUR completed!

'Papercut', a anorexic camel [Rider:Fil]

ll camel
The infernal steed is a muscular broadshouldered quadruped with a twisted
fang-infested face, terribly warped from the real life counterpart. With
demonic rage burning wildly in its eyes, it gazes around and stomps at the
ground, causing small trembles.

Doot tells Cannedheat and you 'I woke up naked, with butter and poop on the
floor'

Things learnt today:
Disintegrate really realllly sucks and should be avoided
If I ever find somebody I really hate I'll summon them to that mob when they
are idle and aoh them
Disintegrate SUCKS
One of the kindest merchies around is called Namo
..and did I mention that disintegrate is one of the gayest things around?
+ various stuff about baking

[21:17]:Evilild [party]: stupid rolls won't, what do you call it
[21:18]:Evilild [party]: grow?
[21:18]:[party]: Faisel goes huh? looking like he didn't quite get it.
[21:18]:Faisel [party]: oh, that stuff in the oven
[21:18]:Faisel [party]: relocs
[21:19]:Aracia [party]: I think the correct term is "rise"
[21:19]:Faisel [party]: bloat
[21:20]:Faisel [party]: put on weight !
[21:20]:Aracia [party]: faisel, you have never baked anything so shut up :)
[21:20]:Faisel [party]: ofc I have
[21:20]:Evilild [party]: bloat sounds nice
[21:21]:Evilild [party]: I'll just put the stupid things in the oven anyway,
let them try to not bloat or rise or whatever, then!
[21:26]:Evilild [party]: sorry, was afk poking rolls
[21:26]:Evilild [party]: I felt optimistic
[21:26]:Faisel [party]: sounds almost erotic
[21:26]:Evilild [party]: eww

then somebody claims tapping on rolls was the smart thing to do..

[21:56]:Aracia [party]: it's the easiest way to tell if they're done
[21:56]:Faisel [party]: goes
[21:56]:Aracia [party]: trick learned from my mom
[21:57]:Evilild [party]: so should I tap a uncooked one to have something to
compare the sound with? :P
[21:57]:Aracia [party]: the uncooked ones don't make a sound :D
[21:57]:Evilild [party]: sure they do!
[21:57]:Evilild [party]: going to burn my fingers, then..
[21:57]:Aracia [party]: just tap it with your fingernail and you'll know what
I mean
[21:57]:Faisel [party]: just think it as good aligned roll, then stab and burn
it and give for dogs to eat
[21:58]:Aracia [party]: the bottom of the roll I mean
[21:58]:Evilild [party]: I won't
[21:58]:Aracia [party]: ...and 10 burned fingers later...
[21:58]:Evilild [party]: it makes a flap flap sound
[21:59]:Evilild [party]: I stabbed it too, just to be sure
[21:59]:Faisel [party]: :-P
[21:59]:Aracia [party]: you domestic goddess you!

best room emote ever..

The sound like suffering ducks fills the cave...

You are using 'vampiric blow'.
You are prepared to do the skill.
Picking flowers might suit you better - make a garland out of them!

 zkTccc   _______                       _             _        
   zWBccc  (_______)                     | |           (_)        
   z*.Gcc   _  _  _ _____  ____ _____  __| | ___  ____  _ _____  
   zASccc  | ||_|| (____ |/ ___) ___ |/ _  |/ _ \|  _ \| (____ | 
   zgFccc  | |   | / ___ ( (___| ____( (_| | |_| | | | | / ___ | 
           |_|   |_\_____|\____)_____)\____|\___/|_| |_|_\_____|

Above you is a hot, moving, clear sky. There is a brisk wind.
Obvious exits are: e, w, n, s, nw, sw and d.
a statue of a powerful god labeled as statue
a sign Portal and Sauna down!
a sign Welcome! <blue glow>
a sign Map of Macedonia <blue glow>
a large fountain (almost full) <blue glow>
a large trashcan <blue glow>
a small, dark crystal shaped like a star <blue glow>
a green gas street lamp <blue glow>
'a statue of a powerful god'.
a statue of a powerful god

(23:42) Cannedheat tells Doot and you 'haiku'
(23:42) You tell Doot and Cannedheat 'eep'
(23:42) Cannedheat tells Doot and you 'karaoke sucks'
(23:42) Cannedheat tells Doot and you 'but it goes away this month'
(23:43) Cannedheat tells Doot and you 'thank fucking jesus'

FIVE CENTURIES OF HOSTILITY completed!

You are prepared to do the skill.
You shake your fist in the air and shout "Kick 'em! Kick 'em inna crotch!"
Sadly, that battle cry was kind of weak, and no riot is formed

:(

Shasti tells you: 'Here is a bargain: Zaph's head for only 186480 gold!'


Zaph is a level 51 mortal of the Minotaur race.
He was created Tue May 23 14:55:54 2006 and he is 174d, 4h, 50min and 35s old.
He has been on for 6h, 32min and 12s, idle 5h, 54min and 24s.
He forwards mail to another account.
He has killed: A big red demon with sharp claws is .., 30987 exp
               A dragon Highlord is glaring at you .., 327650 exp (party of 6)
Web page: http://www.bat.org/u/D25
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Plan:
>-8-     solus ipse     -8-     quis ut Deus     -8-     supero omnia     -8-
>Attack: 117%  -  Axes: 125%     -      Bladed Fury: 83%    &    Mastery: 83%
>[1000+ HP] - [300+ EP] - 0M |-64M-]____| 100M - Set reports ON for me to
lead!
>OffTank  -  Fastcamping Elder Ranger  -  Finnish  -  Bane & Hell axes


Yep, thats what I call a bargain!!

You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Destruction 'Sherpha!'
A glowing red mystical symbol appears in the air before Grimoor.
An ikaronium 2h sword named 'Blight' (monster eq) explodes into a burst of
sparks!
You watch with selfpride as your word of destruction hits Grimoor.

..and thats for all the times I got massacred when trying to train!

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|      41: A pigeon from HELL summoned by Evilild                            
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First hell pigeon evar!!

(23:41) Sianna tells you 'my dad once tried to gas himself and  we threw a 
 party'
(23:41) Sianna tells you 'we sent him a banada and a length of hose in the
 mail'
(23:41) You tell Sianna 'aaahahahaha'
(23:41) Sianna tells you 'banana'
(23:41) Sianna tells you 'to put in the exhaust when he tries again'
(23:42) You tell Sianna 'did he say thanks?'
(23:42) Sianna tells you 'hes a shit monkey, he put claw marks on my arm'
(23:43) Sianna tells you 'i suppose it was his was of sayin thanks'
(23:43) Sianna tells you 'way'
(23:43) You tell Sianna 'probably..was touched beyond words'
(23:44) Sianna tells you 'we once took turns kicking him in face when he was
 drunk'
(23:44) Sianna tells you 'theres no serpents tooth as sharp as ungrateful
 child'

Faisel [party]: let's kill nemesis & comp and call it a night
dpray
You start concentrating on the skill.
Hp:834/834 Sp:268/495 Ep:311/339 >
Info: Nemsis enters the game.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You CRUELLY DISMEMBER Ogre.

Wardude [newbie]: Must one pay for the ferry?
Awed (newbie): yes
Ticketmaster shouts 'Was it as good for you, as it was for me, Wardude?'
Info: Wardude dies.

You sneer at Pumpkinman.
Hp:834/834 Sp:473/473 Ep:271/320 >
You are now targetting Pumpkinman.
party report Targeting: Pumpkinman
Hp:834/834 Sp:473/473 Ep:271/320 >
You start chanting.
Pumpkinman is disturbed by spellcasting.
party say Pumpkinman aggroed!
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pss
cast info
You tumble Pumpkinman's dodge.
You horribly shred Pumpkinman.
Pumpkinman parries.
 ...AND counterattacks.
Pumpkinman dodges.
You dodge.
Pumpkinman DRILLS you.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You massage your wounds and forget your spell.
You lose your concentration and cannot cast the spell.
Pumpkinman BARBARICALLY BITES you.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
psay unstunned
You feel that Evilild goes unconscious.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.

guess this means no pumpkinman spitemark :(

Evilild [party]: you are at least lucky to see someone interesting :P
Sianna [party]: hope springs eternao
Sianna [party]: l
Sianna [party]: better to poke your eyes out
Evilild [party]: yeah, saves much time
Sianna [party]: of course they say the  voice is one half of love
Sianna [party]: so btter to poke ears out too
Sianna nibbles tenderly on your ears.
Evilild [party]: yeah, and nose
Evilild [party]: just to make sure
Sianna [party]: the scent yes of course
Sianna nibbles tenderly on your nose.
Sianna [party]: it comes right off
Sianna purrs happily.
Evilild [party]: noses are overrated anyway
Evilild [party]: only needed to put glasses on
Sianna [party]: and the mouth, a mouth can be  very sensual
Sianna [party]: better that it goes too
Evilild [party]: just chop of the entire head, to be sure
Sianna [party]: just a fountainous  red stump
Sianna [party]: throw a  handful of maggots on to be safe
Evilild [party]: some pervert would probably be turned on by that too
Sianna acts innocent.
You stab a finger at Sianna accusingly.
Sianna asks 'meeeeee?'
Sianna purrs happily.
Sianna licks your face slowly.
You cuddle up to Sianna pervertedly.
Sianna booms 'a maggot riddled stump.'
Sianna eyes you hornily.
Sianna booms 'god u had to mention it didnt you.'
You say 'yes' to Sianna.
Sianna blinks sensually.
You start chanting.
Infravision: ###
You laugh out loud.
You rub your eyes with sand and whisper 'demoni on pomoni' (Infravision)
You cast the spell successfully.
You have infravision.
Evilild [report]: Infravision Active.
You bellow 'ah, nobody else here.'
You bellow 'was worried about my reputation.'
Sianna booms 'no worries,im discreet when talking of rotting maggot stumps.'

(23:26) Sianna tells you 'spilt glass of water on keyboard at ferry waiting
and
 drying'
(23:26) You emote to Sianna 'grins evilly at you.'
(23:28) Sianna tells you 'kboayry uck'
(23:29) Sianna tells you 'kboayry uck'
(23:29) Sianna tells you 'kboayry uckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'
(23:29) You emote to Sianna 'laughs out loud at you.'
(23:30) Sianna tells you 'kboayry uck'
(23:30) Sianna tells you 'kboayry uck!'
(23:30) Sianna tells you 'kboayry uck! ('
(23:31) Sianna tells you 'mmmm o  cant tp muc'
(23:31) You tell Sianna 'hold it upside down and shake it'
(23:32) You tell Sianna 'hair dryer? :P'
(23:38) Sianna tells you 'oldkeyboardimadshedearlierwhenangrybutmiinglotofkey'

You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra'
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before Crow.
You now feel very confident about your ability to smite down members of the
bird race.
$@%#&! YOU, AND YOUR MOTHER, AND YOUR SISTER... completed!
AN ODYSSY OF GENOCIDE completed!
Targets of race bird are added to your list.
You watch with selfpride as your word of spite hits Crow.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
You score a KILLING BLOW on Crow!
A large hole replaces Crow's face.
Crow is DEAD, R.I.P.

Your blade is a quite sharp knife compared to the most legendary.

woot, no more sarcastic comments

Nu tells you 'you'd make a bad nun!'

(17:03) Sianna tells you 'all you need is meat and water and internet!'
(17:04) Sianna tells you 'people can provide the first, you get the second
from
 upside down umbrella'

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You CRUELLY DISMEMBER Toxic snail.

Ghost of Nu tells you 'I'm not stupid enough to molest the pope!

You stand tall in the middle of the room so everyone notices you.
You exclaim 'Fear me! I be known as child!'

Iron door protected with magical runes (closed) leads west.
That exit is blocked.
use track
You find old messed up tracks of Lozlo leading west.
You tell Lozlo '..I HOPE it wasn't you who locked me in the tower in horn
durath'
(3 seconds pass)
Iron door protected with magical runes unlocks.

You open iron door protected with magical runes.
The tower looks HUGE now as you are right in front of it. Small windows
high up seem to be fastened very well. The iron door that is the entrance
to the tower is protected with some magical runes to prevent all possible
intruders from entering. To southeast you see a small house, made of
solid stone and wood.
Above you is a chilly, moving, clear sky. There is a brisk wind.
Iron door protected with magical runes (open) leads east.
Obvious exits are: n, s, w and e.
a small camp fire (lit)
Lozlo the Fire Giant
You close iron door protected with magical runes.

You eye Lozlo suspiciously.
Lozlo tells you 'sorry :('
Lozlo tells you 'thought i was inside tower'
Lozlo opens iron door protected with magical runes.
Lozlo leaves east.

"yes, we have lives.."

(02:31) Fil tells you 'my wife is out of town, and i feel like i should be
going out and getting drunk and being some sort of wild'
(02:31) Fil tells you 'and instead i'm nursing a beer and playing batmud'
(02:31) Fil tells you 'i suck'
(02:31) You emote to Fil 'laughs out loud at you.'
(02:32) You tell Fil 'yeah, its what getting old is like..you feel like you
should do things you shouldn't do,  but its no longer interesting enough that
you manage to gather energy for it'
(02:33) Fil tells you 'it sucks'
(02:33) Fil tells you 'how long have you been old?'
(02:34) You tell Fil 'since a small accident involving a spider demon earlier
today'
(02:34) Fil tells you 'HAHAHA'
(02:34) Fil tells you 'swing and a miss'
(02:34) Fil tells you 'i meant the whole getting old and tired thing XD'

Nu tells you 'you busy?  thinking of doing evilild :)'


Nu tells you 'naked is fine'

A forked laen wand (3/100) explodes!
You are now neuter.

28104: a strong ant runs here, carrying food to the larvae    

worst ant ever

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You DISMEMBER Diamond drake.

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| 18 Jul - 00:38   A tal   armou ed drow b dyg ard s ands he e             |
| 18 Jul - 00:57   A tall, armoured dro  b dy  ar  s ands here.            |
| 18 Jul - 01:29     t ll, a mo  ed d  w  o ygu rd sta d  he e.            |
| 18 Jul - 01:40     t l , armou e  d ow   dygu rd stands her              |
| 18 Jul - 02:04   A ta l  a mou ed drow  odygu rd stand  here.            |
| 18 Jul - 02:18     tall  a moure  drow bo   ua   stands he e.            |
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You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You THRUST Weirdo.

Darkwatter [newbie]: say i said kill smurf and theres 3 smurfs in the room
would they all attack?
...
Darkwatter [newbie]: a smurf kicking sontes a blue smurf and papa smurf so
scince there diffrent they wouldnt ?

Papa-smurf shouts 'Darkwatter is a LOSER!'
Info: Darkwatter dies.

Ghost of Darkwatter [ghost]: owned by papa smurf ^_^

You tell Vandris 'ack, just discovered I need to bathe one of the dogs cause
it found some stinky stuff to roll in''
You tell Vandris '40kg dog that hates bathing'
Vandris tells you 'I read that as a 40K dog that hates bathing and was
wondering what area it was in :)'

What happens when you let evil knights borrow poor innocent mounts...

Cannedheat tells you 'we're about to name your crab!'
Cannedheat tells you 'Nu raises an open hand and says 'serve me well,
 faithful steed' Success! 'Giant crab' is now 'Pthirus, the venereal
 crab'.'
Nu tells Cannedheat and you 'Pthirus, the venereal crab'

Draconian mummy burps loudly you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
That really HURT!
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
You are no longer stunned.
psay unstunned
You fall unconscious from the pain.
hp: -16 (1038) [-476] sp: 511 (722) [] ep: 391 (548) cash: 0 [] exp: 125108 []

Best Crit Ever

A faint drama takes place. A shadowy figure looking like a woman runs around
the room, possibly upset. The lich chases her and suddenly seems to tear off a
piece of her dress. Then...it fades.
Spiderman just sits there. Boring.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You CRUELLY REND Supreme loremaster.

Zograh uses a burning torch to set the room ablaze! Soon leaping flames leap
from every flammable object, and thick clouds of smoke billow forth. Zograh
laughs with evil glee and sorts through the wreckage for valuables.
Elemental spirit's corpse is burned into char.
A tower of roaring flames almost engulfs you!
Zograh extinguishes a torch.

(22:52) Fil tells you 'me and bob have a loving mutual respect for each others
 bodies'
(22:52) Fil tells you 'i whip him, and he does what i want'
(22:52) Fil tells you 'thats called marriage'

Todays bright idea..

Daedaleure places his book of Histories on the desk, sees the empty page
in front of him and looks at you with his piercing black eyes. After a
short sigh he lifs his pen back on the page and starts writing again.
With a slight mutter of anguish (of your failing attacks) he describes
YOUR violent death in the Great Library of Shadowkeep.
You have been written out of History.

Your armours absorb some of the damage.
That really HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You die.

You score a CRITICAL hit!
You CRUELLY REND Guard.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You kick Kender.

...yay...

Grimoor says, 'You will now assist me in leading the Lords of Chaos.'
Evilild [lord_chaos]: Now, I am your MASTER!
Congratulations! You have just completed Lord of chaos leadership!

yeah, this will last

The day of the First and Most Disastrous Mission Ever

(note to self: check who party + use all-seeing eye + mask + make sure
infravision is on)

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| A glass no-dachi named 'EventHorizon'                                      
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| This blade is of divine make.                                              
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| Your blade easily resists the strong pull of chaos magic.                  
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| This blade SIZZLES with enchantments!                                      
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| A magical aura surrounds this artifact.                                    
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| This blade has fed from the blood of 50000 souls.                          
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| Since the rebirth of the world, 228 souls have been added to your blade.   
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(brag brag brag)

The Pope squirts blood on you.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You BARBARICALLY REND Demon enslaver.

Dread has been DESTROYED!
You feel you have released HUGE(tm) quantities of destructive energy.

[01:36]:Fistsoffury [bat]: FISTSOFFURY!!!!!!! 

[01:42]:Fistsoffury [newbie]: how do I get out of this freezer? 

You are prepared to do the skill.
You blow a kiss of death at Evilild.
Evilild blows a kiss of death at you.  It lands on your cheek, giving it a
dark blue hue.
You are certain of your doom.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You bellow with all of your might "Parrying is for wusses! Bum rush!"

(19:32) Doot tells you 'I added an emote to your penis'
(19:32) Doot tells you 'I don't think i've ever used that sentence before'

Evilild accepts you to be his master.
You accept to become the apprentice of Evilild

Fil [party]: the rusty manhole should be the name of an old man's gay bar

Eldinn wields a peeled shrimp in his right hand.
Eldinn swings his shrimp menacingly.

Viernan [party]: Death leads to anger, anger leads to hatred, hatred leads to
LoC!

You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

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Every solution breeds new problems.
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Cannedheat tells you 'well, I'm willing to go to any length for a nice pair of
marracas

Fil sings: 'Wheel of time is turning, more evil began to spawn.
            From the fires of fuming pits, Fat merchant was born.
            It spread fear and mourning, there was a blood red dawn.'

Fil sings: 'Brave warriors were sent, swords broke and spears bent.
            Feeblest men ran, as they saw Fat merchant roaring with anger.
            Infuriated from the madness and cowardliness, still just a mere
ranger.'

You are prepared to do the skill.
You bellow with all of your might "Kill! Maim! Destroy! Destroy everything!
Muahahahaha!"
Sniff, nobody wants to join the rebellion.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You bellow with all of your might "I bring the terror! I bring the fear! I
bring friends with sharp objects!"
Unfortunately, a suitable rebellion does not occur.

A hellish scream accompanies Rose bush's terrible onslaught as it HACKS and
HACKS deep into your body.  Pain wracks your body as a thorn-covered
vine greedily sucks away your lifeforce.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You CRUELLY DISMEMBER Singing chef.

Eww, something pale and DEAD lies in the bottom of one of the cold ponds
around you!
look at pond
Yay! A dead corpse lies in the bottom of the pond.

You score a CRITICAL hit!
You BARBARICALLY REND Bloodlust shadow.

A coalescing of ethereal substances causes your vision to blur.
When your eyes clear, Exomorph sneak stands before you.
Exomorph sneak sings: 'When I was a lad, my mother said,'
The rhythm of that song was TOO catchy!
You sing: 'When I was a lad, my mother said,'
Exomorph sneak sings: '`You dry your tears and go to bed;'
You sing: '`You dry your tears and go to bed;'
etc etc etc

A cuddly day in the cuddliest of forests...

Pointing wristslasher at Rotting maple, you unleash a writhing mass of
chaos magic into it, who shudders and collapses without a sound! 
You BRUTALLY TEAR Disemboweled deer.
You savagely rip Tortured hedgehog.
Deformed squirrel has been DESTROYED!
Screaming hellishly, you HACK and HACK at Tortured buckthorn from every angle.
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Eyeless rabbit as it dies.
You SAVAGELY SHRED Skinned fox.
You cruelly slash Songless blackbird.
Blood drips from wristslasher after viciously cutting into Wingless bat.

Quote in my plan..
"You are only paranoid if you are wrong"

Todays fortune cookie..
"Your desire for justice and truth will be overshadowed by your desire for
filthy lucre and a decent meal. Be gracious and polite. Someone is watching
you, so stop staring like that."

I'm SO not paranoid!!

Missionary grants you the right to live because of your inferior heritage.

No registered deaths.

(and this is probably only funny because I'm very very tired)

You score a CRITICAL hit!
You CRUELLY REND Jimmy Hoffa.

Steelarm Farmountain exclaims 'I'll go FrEnZy on your p0nk ass!'  
Steelarm winds up and takes three massive swings!
He stabs at your stomach with the sharp tip of his axe!
Then, he swats at your head with the flat of his axe!
It doesn't hurt as much as it normally does!
Finally, he takes a hard swing at your neck!
You are unable to avoid the blow!
***WHACK*** decapiated!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.

[16:09]:Evilild [lord_chaos]: aww, beer from rilynttar don't work as blade
material any more? :( 
[16:11]:Evilild [lord_chaos]: anybody else changed to/repaired with glass
lately? 
[16:11]:Pharm [lord_chaos]: usually find a sauna, and buy for 2k cider 
[16:12]:Evilild [lord_chaos]: long since you tried it? 
[16:12]:Tarli [lord_chaos]: sour wines from church is good for glass 
[16:13]:Evilild [lord_chaos]: nod, I know..but I used beer bottles before too,
and was wondering if only those stopped working 
[16:17]:Fizzl <lord_chaos>: aww man. masters of evil collecting bottles to
mend their blades.

Grimoor says 'I need someone to 'lead' my guild.
lead
You are not powerful enough to take the leadership from Kerpele.
Your blade is just a caricature of a sword.

yeah, so a caricature of a sword made out of beer bottles.. 

You are done with the chant.
You focus your destructive energies and scream out 'Azzarakk, take this
 sacrifice I offer thee!'
You feel you have used up large amounts of destructive energy.
A gaping black vortex appears, pulling everything towards it!
A blue cotton coat is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Lamb is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Lamb is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Sheep is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Sheep is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Sheep is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Lamb is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Sheep is sucked up into the vortex, vanishing forever!
Goat withstands the pull of the vortex.

Alas, the magestic m00se has been slain!
Moose is DEAD, M.O.O.S.E.

Fil tells you 'LA LA LALA :(

oh, and Fil has a uber reinc going on now!!!

(01:43) Po tells you 'meep'
(01:43) Po tells you 'want back in mace+?'
(01:43) @Po listens carefully to you.
[01:43]:Lady Evilild [mace+]: I think I'm here 
[01:43]:King Po III [mace+]: oh :) 
[01:43]:Lady Evilild [mace+]: snicker 
[01:44]:Xortoth [mace+]: hmm 
[01:44]:[mace+]: Lady Evilild lurks creepily in the dark corners. 

A deep river of beer runs slowly here. The surface
looks calm as the beers swell lazily forth.
Nevertheless, the still be strong at places. The beer
is ice cold still. 

drink river
You don't have a stomach anymore to put drinks into, or even a tongue to
taste the drink. Too bad, you just have to live without those things from now
on

And then, just to turn the knife some..

Cannedheat arrives from south.
Cannedheat drinks from the river of beer.
Cannedheat grunts slightly as he forces it down.

Cannedheat grumbles 'you cannot drink the beer river, you are a skeleton.

Cannedheat drinks from the river of beer.
Cannedheat grunts slightly as he forces it down.
 X 60

Cannedheat grumbles 'Str: Superb (187+++), Dex: Impressive (130+++), Con: Nice
 (131), Int: Great (84+++), Wis: Great (94+++), Cha: Perfect (142+++), Siz:
 Average (54)

You score a CRITICAL hit!
You CRUELLY DISMEMBER Lucye.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You CRUELLY DISMEMBER Reben.

You BARBARICALLY REND Priest of fire.

You score a CRITICAL hit!
You DISMEMBER Sailmaker.

Robin Hood arrives from the shadows, as merrily as ever.
You remove A platinum 2h sword named 'pokestick' from your right hand and left
hand.
Robin Hood says 'GOTCHA! I think that item is far too heavy for you, let me
help you to carry it.'
Robin Hood took A platinum 2h sword named 'pokestick' <red glow> from Evilild.
Magic bends around your chaos blade as you carefully
insert it into your dimensional sheath.  With an ear-splitting
crack, it disappears.
Robin Hood enters the shadows and promptly vanishes.