The sky flashes.
hlhlhlSuddenly the Heaven cracks wide open and 2 HUGE(tm) trombones emerge
from the
sky, playing praise song for the mighty heroes.. the Tiamat slayers!
Conquer sings beautifully.
You sing beautifully.
Resin sings beautifully.
Fuser sings beautifully.
Ramjett sings beautifully.
Senson sings beautifully.
Kanis sings beautifully.
Pisano sings beautifully.
Sparhawk sings beautifully.
The Last Incarnation of Tiamat is dead.

In a flash, a hole opens in the ground; it leads down...into a dark tunnel...
hlhlhlA familiar voice echoes in your head 'Is this the end...or just the
beginning?'
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Tiamat as it dies.
Tiamat is DEAD, R.I.P.

You are prepared to do the skill.
Porib exclaims 'HOLY MOTHER OF GODS! Walking Earthquake!'
You can see your opponent's weakness, and with a fierce roar, you LEAP
to attack!
Porib PANICS and tries to flee, but trips all over his feet!
You pounce on Porib and start tearing at his throat!
Porib is terrified and pinned down and unable to fight back!
********************** Round 1 **********************
You are stunned.

Myrnum shouts 'The fishing extravaganza has ended! The largest fish was a 112g
 scallop caught by Sarma. Ramjett caught 26 different types of fish, and the 
largest total of 1.406kg was caught by Ramjett. The winner is Ramjett!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Win the fishing extravaganza!
You won the fishing extravaganza! Here is your shiny new prize!

It is called lucky fishing cap and identified as 'cap', 'fishing hat', 'lucky
cap', 'wool cap', 'knitted cat', 'lucky fishing cap', 'stocking cap', 'lucky
stocking cap' and 'hat'.
It takes the following slots: head.
It has been in the game for 4min and 49s. It is owned by Ramjett. It is almost
weightless, small, in AWESOME condition, it's BRAND NEW (AWESOME), made of
wool, worth 0 gold and of shoddy quality.
It has been worn by Ramjett for 2min and 45s.
It hasn't been wielded by anyone.


What the hell is this shit?

+-------------------------------=( Alfred )=---------------------------------+
| Owner:         Ramjett                                                     |
| Description:   an exquisite anipium two-handed sword 'Alfred' of Silurian  |
| origin                                                                     |
| Weapon type:   2h sword                                                    |
| Evolution:     no evolutionary traits                                      |
+------------------------------=( Materials )=-------------------------------+
| Anipium                        100%                                        |
+-------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=---------------------------+
| Evolutionary traits           : 20%                                        |
| Strike lethality              : 20%                                        |
| Weapon quality improvement    : 20%                                        |
| Weapon damage improvement     : 20%                                        |
| Strike accuracy               : 20%                                        |
+----------------------------=( Current Power )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       crude                                                 |
| Sword sharpness:     crude                                                 |
| Accuracy factor:     paltry                                                |
| Lethality factor:    paltry                                                |
+---------------------------=( True Potential )=-----------------------------+
| Sword quality:       great                                                 |
| Sword sharpness:     incredible                                            |
| Accuracy factor:     good                                                  |
| Lethality factor:    good                                                  |

You need to find that type of weapon and inflict some damage. Hint: I believe
the weapon was something very long and hard to handle.

Dr. Mueller says 'You have 10000 points out of a possible 10,000.'

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!

After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the feces of a rat
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Ramjett!!!!!
You just won the Lottery! You receive 4491518 experience as the award!

As the Groke lay on the ground, defeated, gasping for breath, she begins to
smile. The smile turns into a laugh, and further still into a sinister cackle!
She raises her 
    arms, waving invisible shapes into the air with increasing speed! Arctic
winds swirl around the area, keeping her safe from further harm and carrying
her back to her 
    castle in the frozen north.
After the winds die down, you notice a small box on the ground as well as the
Groke's coin purse!
City Guard shouts 'The Groke has vanished! Everything is back to normal

[02:57]:Parsin [party]: doing runs this casts forget
[02:57]:Ramjett [party]: casts what?
[02:57]:Parsin [party]: forget
[02:57]:Ramjett [party]: what?
[02:57]:Parsin [party]: it casts forget
[02:57]:Ramjett [party]: huh?
[02:57]:Parsin [party]: fuck off
[02:57]:Ramjett [party]: hahhahahahahahaa

Quit smoking Oct 21, 2009!

a tall man dressed in a black robe w.., 1336400 exp

Bunch of Bank transfer from Freld of 1.00 gold:
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150973: Vlad the Inhaler, the slavic golem

245159: Shacul, the Master Warlock of the Conclave 

492029: Saelli, the false lord of the underworld 

1400016: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood

My balls itch!

You are done tinkering!

The apparatus is ready, and now all you have to do is to figure out
what use it has, if any. Whew!

You mental connection to 'channels' returns.
push button
You push the button on the apparatus!

The gadget shrieks 'Harmed the following mortals: Eraser, Anarkha, Shalkan,
Zup, Zenick, Demo, Nuane, Twomi, Brillo, Naflein, Rutaliator, Walciz, Brokus,
Vendar, Belse, Zinko, Rauskis, Kirya, Panthos, Blnk, Qurp, Boot, Wide,
Predator, Alva, Malacoda, Tumbelius, Maximus, Ggr, Dagel, Glaurung, Keffe,
Hirmu, Farliss, Ivan, Munkki, Toivo, Malos, Nobbs, Jaael, Wirah, Spid, Calada,
Mallarch, Nemi, Searc, Entor, Zhagaal, Myshkin, Celesta, Mikaiyla, Tackle,
Morik, Durtle, Jeskko, Morglum, Illusia, Humma, Alder, Ssmud, Solarhawk,
Niliz, Capula, Sumar, Glace, Mahon, Necrobarbie, Stargazer, Hellvasara,
Foxbat, Keat, Air, Serra, Thunk, Gorge, Doughnut, Pehtoori, Tarli, Valkrist,
Peelo, Grimpold, Troile, Erwain, Hobo, Venomwwa, Rocker, Houtmi, Chizra,
Dazzt, Correl, Kohothegreat, Larppa, Halle, Demicore, Bleezuz, Susette, Zenor,
Arnac, Ziba, Luca, Byleth, Lightscape, Kenn, Iktomi, Juo, Kawasa, Mino, Lim,
Yorkaturr, Kiraffi, Dralith, Sprite, Daria, Shar, Oku, Huppu, Cran, Byzant,
Yehat, Delpers, Sancran, Skyline, Mega, Reima, Stark, Tonto, Murrough, Zerks,
Liku, Caruth, Conquer, Toag, Gorph, Mursia, Stefan, Muffles, Calmar, Jacen,
Vito, Inferno, Cozmo, Macic, Raizar, Sephiroth, Molotov, Markuz, Tikku,
Azgaroth, Druff, Mandrake, Glory, Lazarus, Horns and Zarx! Have a nice day!'

The gadget crumbles to dust.


(21:35) @Ggr cheers enthusiastically at you.
(21:35) @Boot is absolutely stunned and amazed and can only say 'Wow...' at
you.
(21:35) @Kiraffi admires you.
(21:35) @Mallarch dropkicks you across the room.
(21:35) Ssmud tells you 'OMFG'
(21:35) @Daria cheers enthusiastically at you.
(21:35) @Juo gives you the finger.
(21:35) @Stargazer growls and screams 'MUR!'.
(21:35) @Juo gives you the finger.
(21:35) @Juo gives you the finger.
(21:35) @Juo gives you the finger.
(21:35) @Juo gives you the finger.
(21:35) @Juo gives you the finger.
(21:35) @Mikaiyla slaps you on the cheek.
(21:35) @Alva eeks panicedly at you.
(21:35) @Kenn 'hmmmm's for a moment at you.
(21:35) @Gorge laughs at you.
(21:35) @Jeskko licks you.
(21:35) Boot tells you '330 hp'
(21:35) @Thunk thanks you heartily.
(21:35) Kirya tells you 'aww =)'
(21:35) Boot tells you 'you could kill a thrikhren with that thing'
(21:36) Maximus tells you 'You feel like Ramjett's gnomic gadget HARMED you a
 lot!'
(21:36) Gorge tells you 'congrats you made a nuclear devicce'

New baby pics...
http://web.mac.com/rmonahan/iWeb

1315775: Kran, the extremely strong cave troll is walking around here

Funny log i found...
Ramjett [ghost]: Tired of being Draen-Dalar's bitch? Accept rais/ress/body
from ramjett
Valkrist tells you 'could you tell those death people? now you are just
 spamming channel.'
You tell Valkrist 'umm'
Valkrist tells you 'make a command ac tell $* accept rais/ress/body'
You tell Valkrist 'make a command ghost off'
Valkrist tells you 'and another command wg who race ghost'
You tell Valkrist 'how about ive been doing it for 10 years so umm no :P'
Valkrist tells you 'it was just a thought'
You tell Valkrist 'thanks for the input'

Pimpin' ain't easy...
So, recap of this weekend in Rochester. "My friend", meets this nice girl at
the party they go downtown with Steve, and umm couple other people which
escape me at the moment. While they are walking they take several pit stops
along the way to make out. They lose Steve and the others. So they take a cab
down. Find Steve in a bar, drink for a little bit then somehow get back to the
house. Everyone is passed out so they make it up to the couch in the attic and
clothes go everywhere. While he's in the middle of givin her some sweet sweet
lovin some guy comes up to the attic looking for his beer. He tells him it's
downstairs and goes back to the beautiful girl on the couch which will now be
refered to as the "Couch of Love". Anyway, he falls off couch and couch isn't
very comfortable so they decide to go to a hotel for some needed comfort.
Other details were not made available but you can only assume what happend.
However he did say that he didn't find out her name till she got a phone call
in the morning and he looked at the screen....

Moonraven tells you 'but tis ok....as long as I eat high protein stuff, I wont
be hungry and I will be healthy'
Moonraven tells you 'mmmm...nuts.... *drool*'
Moonraven tells you 'that was soooo blackmail for a plan....'

Guys! How Do You Rate In the Sack?
Congratulations! You made it through the hard part. Now take a look at where
you rank between the sheets!

Your score is: 20

16-20: Give yourself a pat on the back! You're the object of her desire, and
hold first place on her Magic Man list. She thinks you rock between the
sheets, and can't wait to get you there again. You love to explore her sexual
fantasies, and she loves you for it. You keep women wanting more, and have a
great time doing it. 
Yea..

Coren tells you 'how do i kill httpd?'

I found a line and then it grew / I found myself still thinking of you / I
felt so empty and now m fine / But it's still burning when will you be mine //
Too much of the same stories in our lives / I think s time to change, don't
you? / (I think s time for us to walk away from here) / Stories in our lives,
we keep them all inside // Now look at me still in your mind / Our memories so
intertwined / Well you broke through and found your way / And so did I no need
to stay // Do you remember lying on the beach so late at night / Do you
remember running through the sprinklers that night / Do you remember all the
songs that I have wrote for you / I remember the way you made me feel when I
was with you / That look in your eyes I never thought that this would be
untrue

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit
with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. Now THAT'S
relativity." 
- Albert Einstein

Steelheart tells you 'you obviously forgot the depths of my laziness'

Durand says 'good question.'
You grunt 'what was? :).'
Durand says 'on wiz channels.'
You let out an 'ah' of comprehension.
You ask 'tryin to fix aceduck?'
Durand says 'not really.'
Dino says 'No, just wondering.'
Aceduck [bat]: do i get a crash recovery at least?
You fall down laughing.
Dino says 'And stating that he indeed is broken.'
Durand nods solemnly.

(09:35) Durand says 'beware..'
(09:35) Durand says 'never trust a person who kills with a keyboard.'

Striding out of the candy store, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Ramjett! And
he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to fuck you beyond capacity, and then some!"
My battle cry....http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

(06:02) Lordborgman tells you 'how to fin up ur speach, add iiii's after
words'